What sport are they even good at?

Kabbadi world champions aren't they?

American Football has two paths. One using 'Soccer' Rules and one using Rugby rules. American Football has its existence based in either of those two games. American Football is literally a slight deviation of rugby (or soccer, depending on which you use). The first 'American Football' game was based on football rules. In 1870 you changes it to follow Rugby Union rules which switched to allowing you to hold the ball. It was not until Walter Camp that American Football became different enough but by then the first 'official' game had already been played. There is a reason it's called American Football.

Football. We are unironically the best in the world, and that is worth more than every other sport combined.

well England is in the UK and they're the 3rd best national team in the world right now

They're also damn good at cricket don't forget

Losing colonies

Lmao

We rule cycling and micro dosing.

Based on population and medals won, the UK is the best at summer Olympics.
China was actually seething when we won more gold medals than them.

name me a sitting-down sport that we're not good at

athleticism ain't our game; we like sitting up high on shit that does the work for us

Well, try to beat us first. Two times.

>that you aren't any good
have you been living under a rock m8?

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Isn't it true that Wales is the best sporting country in the UK. per capita

No. Their best club is managed by fucking Warnock.

Motorsport?

chess :^)

what exactly is your argument? that you would still be shit if you had better weather?

You lost 5-2 to Switzerland

Where's the lie tho

This
Northern cunts are good only in winter games and vodkaball.

The main thing other leagues jibe the EPL for is what they are unable to do on such a scale. It’s embarrasing desu. I’d love a foreign player cap in the PL take away the only thing the jabbering hoards of ungodly heathens have to moan about the PL for, and it would only make these Farmers League across Europe even worse than they are.

Boxing

arras

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name 3 teams better than England right now

I'll wait

>Weather is bad
>Proceed to be shit at every indoors game ever, except netball, which is just a shitty copy of a sport they dont even recognise

How come that with shit weather you are not playing basketball, handball, waterpolo, futsal, etc...???

Luxembourg
>Kocobo
Belgium

>handball, waterpolo, futsal, etc...???
Gay euroqueer sports

If it’s not invented here we don’t play it

If a Welshman is good at a sport then he is British and nothing else.

>name 3 teams better than England right now
>I'll wait

sounds like you guys need to be humbled again

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>shit at football
>in the Nations League finals
Pick one. You're just mad that we're /elite/.

>Trezeguet and Trivago

lol almost every belgian in the national team play for english teams

rowing

>right now

>drags up game from 3 years ago

Typical burger brain

Damage control

Most popular sports by viewership (see pic):
Football - WC, Euro & nations league semis
Olympics - 2nd place
Cricket - No.1 ranked ODI team
American football - only yanks play
F1 - 4 out of 5 of last championships
Tennis - Won Davis cup in 2015

Pretty based tbqh.

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France, Brazil, Belgium, Germany, Spain, Holland

damn that was easy

I didnt realize Canadians and Mexicans were yanks now

A semi-pro league and a league for an actual different sport are hardly signs of massive participation.

>Spain
you missed the last time they played?

based

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>Brazil

Can't beat Panama

>Germany, Spain, Holland

England are better. They will prove it this summer.

Beheadings by Muslims

1/ France
2/ Belgium
3/ England
4/ Portugal

>We invented:

Professional boxing, Snooker, Darts, Table Tennis

Are other countries even trying?

>Germany, Spain, Holland

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Last few years have been remarkable

Football - Euro semi finals in 2016 and Cardiff promoted last year
Rugby - Grand Slam 2019 and the Blues won the European Challenge Cup last year
Tour de France - Geraint Thomas in 2018
World snooker championship - Williams in 2018
Ice hockey - Devils won in 2018

But we lag behind in golf, tennis and cricket compared to the other countries

Cricket

We invented everything, lad. Anything of value today was literally invented by >us

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>Germany
try actually baiting the hook

Theyre good at cricket and rugby, both of which are infinitely bettet than soccer

Why you even bothered?

They are good at making black music cool

>2nd in the olympics despite pop of

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c h i c a n o

mad innit

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>Germany
knocked out by south korea
>Spain
lost to England at home during the nations league like three months ago

The other ones are fair though, Holland will probably knock us out of the Nations League.

You post the UK flag but the UK football team doesn't exist.

is london really much colder than paris or berlin?

is self-sabotage a sport?

Baseball and hockey were invented by the British according to wikipedia. Yet, they seldom care about either sport.

Knock England all you like they’re the only nation on earth to have a World Cup in both of the major Anglo sports.

Football and Rugby.

>cricket is not a major Anglo sport
Dumb peelander

Both are played by girls at school. We call baseball rounders. Basketball (netball) and lacrosse are girls school sports here too.

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>3rd worlders flog you at soccer
>NZ, and most of europe flog you at rugby
>We flog you at league
>No one pays attention to lacrosse
>Hilarious that you think you could even compete with the US in baseball
>We flog you at cricket
>You have almost no relevant golfers
>Spaniards, swiss, yanks and slavs all flog you in tennis
At what point do you start to feel embarrassed about sucking at literally every game you've ever invented?

No they aren't lmao
We regularly beat them handily with one of our shittest squads in fucking decades.

Fucking kek. You guys haven't been relevant in sports for almost a decade, time to get over it.

That's cause we got bored of embarrassing our parents and went back to playing and focusing on League and Aussie rules lmao. Both better games than Englands grandpa sports.

>most of europe flog you at rugby

What did you mean by this? We only lost to Wales in the 6 nations, beat Ireland and thrashed Italy and France.

No, it's because you got exposed as cheats in Cricket (and subsequently dumpstered).
As for the rest of your sports, you're just shit.
This should be required reading for all Australians desu, couriermail.com.au/sport/olympics/great-britain-has-obliterated-australia-at-the-2016-rio-olympics/news-story/3acd66f9bee3dfac46003d3c3fe302d2?nk=c4e593776d4a14dd37ec0ccb4d676698-1553649111

Don't be too hard on Bruce, it's not his fault his mum drank while he was in the womb.

The squad that got "exposed" was already one of the shittest squads we've ever fielded.
You couldn't even keep up with them.
They cheated once, and we were still demolishing you for years before that. Just like what will happen in the coming years. England cant /cric/

>New "we only play one sport" Zealand attempting to bants.
Oh dear, that's a yikes from me.

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No one here cares about cricket. I couldn’t name a single England Cricketer in the current team.

>They cheated once
Do you really think anyone outside of Australia believes that?

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And I'd still put money on most of them to beat you more times than not.
Also fine, the entire fucking southern hemisphere flogs you at rugby on the regular lmao. Only reason we don't is cause we only give a fuck about league these days culturally.

>well you beat them but it’s possible they could beat you in the future so there

lmfao

Lots.

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Fucking Bangladesh flogs them at cricket.

What about:
Baseball
Netball
Boxing
Snooker
Darts
Table Tennis
Horse Racing
Rowing
Polo
Rock Climbing
MMA
Olympic Games (Modern Format)
Paralympic Games?
Ice Hockey?
Field Hockey?
Rounders?

I think that's everything sports wise UK has invented.

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How many years have you been posting this? 4? Why Singabroean? :(

And which ones do you win regularly?
Cause that was my post's entire point.

Cause he's right lmao.
How do you invent cricket then get flogged by fake-india?

>you suck at every sport you invented
>nu-uh, what about all these sports we invented and now suck at?

We are genuinely one of the last flags this argument could ever seriously be made about.

>Football
Last WC got to the semis

>Cricket
Nobody cares

>Rugby
Just came 2nd in the 6 nations

>we lost at the last WC
>no one cares about the most popular sport on earth
>we just lost the shitter hemisphere's competition in rugby
wew lad

Why is an Australian making these comments when we're better than you at literally every sport?

>ranked 5th in football
>ranked 4th in rugby
>hold second most titles in boxing
>best at rowing
>best at cycling

>hurr you suck at everything you invented

I asked him what he thought about those. I mean, surely, SURELY, other countries have invented SOMETHING? Yanks at least can TRY and claim that American Football wasn't originally played with football and then rugby rules. They'd be wrong, but they could try. Then again you did invent basketball so, free pass there.

The most popular sport on the planet is fishing. The most popular professional sport on the planet is football. Cricket is 2nd in professional, followed by field hockey.

the only thing you will win is aussie rules because no one gives a shit about this shit "sport"

Cheese chasing, darts, academy flogging, imaginary wall building, being comfortably numb, hallucinating about being Neo-Nazis, hallucinating about being on trial as a rag doll with an anus as the judge, failing to enact national sovereignity, failing to let go of their incompetent prime minister, and definitely NOT """footy"""

Like seriously, when was the last time Australia was good at sports?

>oi m8 is oy banta la
>implying

Expect anything we actually put effort into. Right now the only international sports anyone in this country cares about, and the only sports having money put into them are Rugby League and Cricket.
We're better than you at cricket with arguably the shittest squad we've ever fielded.
You have a literal zero percent chance of beating us at league.
Although we've started putting money into Soccer now trying to grow the sport, and we'll probably beat you at that too in 20 years at the current rate of improvement.
Also, we're better at all sports objectively.
PER CAPITA.

Yeah we don't fuck you up in league every year.
World club challenge doesn't get won by NRL teams every year.
We're objectively number 1 with a fucking bullet. Outside of USA with basketball and NZ with union we are probably the most dominant international team in their respective sport on earth.

>Rugby League and Cricket.
no one here cares about either, especially the first.

>Expect anything we actually put effort into
You mean sports only you play? Burger-tier.
>We're better than you at cricket
Not even fucking close, you're shit.
The rest is COPE.
Face it, your days of being relevant in sports are over.

>Yeah we don't fuck you up in league every year.

do you beat us at handball and gridiron too?

nobody
cares

We won the ashes with one of our shittest squads in history.

Absolutely perfect assessment right here.

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>we're better than you at literally every sport
>OH NOT THOSE ONES THEY DONT COUNT
britfag damage control.

Per capita best sporting nation in history britfags in the bin

The cheaters, you mean, who most definietly cheated.
All of your ***wins*** are tainted as fuck.

>Per capita best sporting nation in history britfags in the bin
You used to be, like ten years ago.
Now you're a sporting nobody.

Cant wait to see how you twist getting beat again by an even shitter squad this year

it's like america boasting they are better at their sports. nobody gives a shit because we don't play them. literally anyone who actually plays rugby league and is even half decent will switch to union because that's where the money is.

cricket isn't even a sport, it's at best a past time.

t. Jamal Johnson, true blue londoner and avid netflix watcher

apparently we're ranked second in league and we don't even give a fuck about it. guess other countries care even less.

australia only succeeds at things only it plays much like the yanks.

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ask the lads oop norf

>nobody gives a shit because we don't play them
Literally the american defense when you rag on them about football

Holy fuck you're dumb.

do you care about how australia does in ice hockey? also australia sucks even more than the usa at football.

Australia made the World Cup last year, we did not. Come on now.

That doesn't really matter that much when both of your qualifying regions are pretty much the two easiest ones in the world.

>do you care about how australia does in ice hockey?
No because the joke is
>invent sport
>be shit at it

lil pommy wommy frustrated

>two easiest ones in the world
Asia maybe... Not sure about North America, it's getting a lot better across the landscape. Not Europe/South America competitive but probably above Africa and Asia.

I care about how australia does in every sport im just not unrealistic about it. I've only bragged about sports we're good at. But we're better than you at sports as an entire nation. The average australian is better at sports than the average bong
My only point I have been making in this discussion is that there is not one single sport than England is number 1 in, despite being so proud of inventing all this shit.
You basically created a bunch of shit for the rest of the world to beat you at.

Talk shit about American sports all you want, but they are the objective best at every sport they have invented.
Same with Straya. Same with every other country.

>Not sure about North America
Are you jokiing? Have you actually looked at the CONCACAF nations?

it's because the sport you (and americans) invented no one else cares about, the things we invented are actually popular internationally.

I don't mean to interject but it always amuses me that other countries can't understand unique sporting cultures; America, Australia, Japan, a few others I could be forgetting. The world doesn't have to be the same... If a nation lags behind in (association) football but excels in other sports so be it.

>but they are the objective best at every sport they have invented.
NOT SO FAST

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The core defining difference is that everyone plays our sports, because they are the world sports.
We're the only nation on earth this applies to, you fucking brianlet Auscunt.

I could be overestimating the rise of Panama as multiple risers, my apologies.

Mexico, Costa Rica, Panama, then you got USA and Honduras lurking.

>But we're better than you at sports as an entire nation.
you're better at us at literally no sport we actually do

>Talk shit about American sports all you want, but they are the objective best at every sport they have invented.
because they are shit and no plays them, just like aussie rules.

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I really feel like the Australians have some kind of genetic insecurity-complex at play here.

England invented baseball
This. It's also absolutely comparable. America's skill level in basketball is far higher than Englands skill level in Soccer.
Therefore the US is more dominant as a sporting nation. You have sports you objectively dominate that are played by other countries. So does Aus.
England doesn't lmao

I really wish that the USA would care more about Olympic baseball, but we do not and are only concerned with MLB. And even so, the USA won the World Baseball Classic two years ago. But Japan will probably win in the Olympics next year because NPB (their top baseball promotion) has announced their season will take a hiatus so their players can play in the Olympics.

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>You have sports you objectively dominate that are played by other countries. So does Aus.

you really don't though. no one plays aussie rules or league.

No, you guys just give up on any sport you start to lose at.
>Southern hemisphere dominates union, led by NZ
"Oh no cares about rugby anyway"
>Aus, and bunch of 3rd worlders beat you at cricket
"oh we don't care about cricket either what even is the ashes"
>Andy Murray drops off
"Who even watches tennis still lmao"

>"Oh no cares about rugby anyway"
i never said that
>"oh we don't care about cricket either what even is the ashes"
cricket isn't a sport, i honestly don't even know if we are shit or good, i watched like 5 minutes once and wanted to die
>"Who even watches tennis still lmao"
shit nobody said

your post has nothing to do with the fact that australia dominates nothing anybody actually cares about.

we are better than you at
>football
>rugby
>boxing
>the olympics
>pretty much every sport anyone actually cares about

You aren't the best at anything. Every other country worth mentioning is the objective best at at least one sport. You aren't. What are you number 1 in? Cause number 1 in a couple things is better than not being the best at anything.

If making your country go from dominate world power to cucked by eu and immigrants were a sport we'd win

lmao you've been here for 5 hours straight arguing over this shit. get help you pathetic twat.

No one here has accomplished anything in their life so they live vicariously through others the thread. Lmao

>doubting the lads
IT'S COMING HOME IN 2022

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inventing sports

They're underrated at shitposting

They're unironically really good at making humblebrag predictions and if those come to pass "AYY WE CALLED IT" and if not "LOL WE WERE JUST KIDDING". Rascals

>obsessed with football
>flag
not sure if you're a euro lefty dickrider or a beaner but you can please stop posting at any time

based

>what is snooker
>what is darts

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Football World Cup Winners
(1966)
UEFA Nations League Champions
(2019)
Rugby World Cup Winners
(2003)
Cricket World Cup Winners
(2010)
Tennis Grand Slam Champions
(45 times)
The Olympic Games Champions
(1908)
Golf Major Winners
(102 Times)
The Tour de France Winners
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018)
Boxing World Champions
(Holding 5/6 Heavyweight belts 2018)
F1 World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Most Male Gold Medallists*
(Rio 2016)
Ryder Cup Winners
(1929, 1933, 1957)
World Badminton Champions
(1980, 1983, 2006)
Super Bowl Winners
(2002, 2008, 2012, 2018)
Moto GP World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Darts World Cup Champions
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Davis Cup Winners
(10 Times)
Ice Hockey World Cup Winners
(1936)
Most Gold’s In Different Disciplines
(Rio 2016)
The European Cup/Champions League Winners
(13 times)
The Commonwealth Games Champions
(1930, 1934, 1954, 1958, 1966, 1986, 2014)
World Rally Champions
(1995, 2001)
UFC World Championship Winners
(2016, 2017)
The Masters Champions (Golf) Winners
(1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1996, 2016)
Baseball World Cup Champions
(1938)
Indy Car World Champions
(1916, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011)
Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1996)
Touring Car World Champions
(2005, 2006, 2007, 2012)
Squash World Champions
(2010, 2011, 2013)
World Table Tennis Champions
(12 times)
Karate World Champions
(24 times)
Judo World Champions
(16 times)
Taekwondo World Champions
(2001, 2011, 2015, 2017)
Field Hockey Gold medallists
(1988, 2016)
Dakar Rally Champions
(2017)

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were the best at cycling and rowing, probably a whole bunch of other olympic stuff too.

What are you number one in that other people actually play?

>ODI
>Cricket
km8

A bike is not an athlete
A boat is not an athlete

the people using those things are athletes. 1000x more than cricket players.

We got so good at league that you guys quit playing lmao

>league

No one cares. No one ever cared about anything other than international rugby here, which has always been union.

Australia is shit at sport.

being bad at things we invented is the quintessential bong experience

ITT: Buttblasted pajeets and mohammads.

>only the things I define as a sport, are sports. And rugby league is the only sport.

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per capita

dunno why this guy is saying we're better than england at cricket. it's simply not the case. england is easily one of the best cricket nations at the moment, and im talking about test cricket ie the only form of the game that matters.

keep in mind we got flogged by india at home while england comfortably won their series 3-1 (some 2 games were close but still).

we are really, really shit at cricket at the moment sadly.

cunt we pumped india recently on the subhuman continent

can't believe u niggas are still salty about that ashes sweep

Doesn't work past a certain size as you can only enter x amount of athletes/teams in certain competitions.

>implying you all arent eternally salty about sending us to fortress island that ended up being a paradise
>implying you all dont come here for your cringeworthy home and away/neighbors trip up the eastern seaboard for a surf lesson in Byron Bay and a night out arguing after your gf fucked an aussie chad in a desperate last minute bid for a visa

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>Implying you mongs were ever relevant on the world stage

>implying any of you could even stand on a stage without breaking it

T. non americunt on vaca

yeah in ODI. i explicitly said test cricket, which, again, is the only format that matters.

we're good we just need some stability and a regular roster.
also the marsh bros need to be removed.
typical auscunt, abandon the boys when theyre not going so great. remember not so long ago Mitty J singlehandedly destroyed English cricket in a single Adelaide spell. destruction that took years to recover from
fuck up cunt

BASED

Kek

Motorsport?

I literally have watched have watched every single ball of every single australian game for the past 5 years. I never said i abandoned the team, just merely pointed out that we're shit. i dont know what to tell you other than australia is terrible at test cricket and there are no signs whatsoever that it's going to improve because there is something fundamentally wrong with cricket coaching in this country. you only need to look at shield cricket to see how fucking grim australian batting is, or how we haven't produced a single good batsmen in the last 5-8 years bar steve smith.

Yes it does, smaller population = less people = less chances at producing greatness
We produce a higher rate of great athletes than anyone else historically.

Yeah fair point m8. I agree with you

dumbcunt

things should start looking up now disgraced former australian captain steve smith and disgraced opening batsman david warner are back in the fray

cheese down a hill

fewer people
fewer chances

We are good at most sports

Therefore a higher percentage of australians are better at sports than anywhere else. Isnt hard to figure out.

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So true

>it's too cold in the UK for us to be outside

Fucking pussies. London and Manchester have 0 (zero) months a year with an average low below freezing.

Are you all retarded?

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>At least wait until we lose
you've been losing for 50 years m8

Brits invented hockey in Canada too. But we aren't giving you credit for Basketball.

generally speaking yes

No, it's wetter and windier though.

I don't understand why Yea Forums is so butthurt towards the UK

>and the Blues won the European Challenge Cup last year
thats not an achievement to brag about

>why is this country x

stay jelly

why do non american countries even show up to the summer olympics?

it's fun and you get laid

Name 1 (one) at least half decent Spanish snooker player. How about darts? Boxers? Track and field athletes? Your country is dreadful at every sport, including football.

UK has to because we invented the modern Olympics. China does because they're taking over this planet.

They h8 us cos they 8nt us

Iceland has you beat on that metric desu

Because most countries compete at the top level in one or two sports while Britain, despite only having a population of 66m, competes across multiple eventts, due in no small part to having invented them in the first place (sorry brainlets).
So something like Handegg. Of course you're the best at it. You're a first world country with 300+m people, oh and most importantly literally no one else gives a fuck about it. Then you have something like football which should be more than obvious, even for a mutt. However, then it becomes

>"B-b-but Germany has more or less the same size population (it doesn't) and they compete across multiple competitions too"

Yeah, people are really queuing up for fucking futsal and handball tournaments. Sports that are actually watched, divorcestick, paki paddle, [meme name for rugby] etc, when were they last relevant in something like that?
Of course Canada is good at ice hockey, Russia too, why wouldn't they be? They live in fucking ice cubes and while the vast majority of the world don't.
Is this all starting to add up?

Jealousy mainly. Have you ever heard a woman when they see a better looking woman whose standard they'll never reach? It's like that.

UK is seen as an easy target.

the summer olympics is a joke now anyways. I watched the last one and basically every sprinter was black, regardless of what country they were representing. Even Japan had a fuckin black guy sprinting for them, which itself doesn't bother me but we all know exactly why that guy made the team.

>we all know exactly why that guy made the team.

I’m sure it was a diversity hire from the famously politically correct country of Japan, and not because black people are fast or anything like that.

lacrosse was codified by a canadian

Beers was born in the early 19th century. Guess who owned Canada then?

its 100% because black people are fast. Japan saw the last olympics where literally every finalist was black, and they probably said "dam we gotta get us one of those"

even if Canada was still under the dominion of England, England was not occupying us during that time and the people living in Canada were certainly not English anymore.

I know, but he’s a Blasian. Jap mum African dad.

Mate, at the time, Canada wasn't even a Dominion. That was after 1867. Before then it was Province of Canada. The flag was the Union Flag. Beers was born into this period; thus he was British at the time.

Didn’t “Canadian” exclusively refer to Francophones back then?

the point im trying to make is, Canada was not inhabited by European settlers in the 1900's. Even if we weren't our own country yet, we certainly weren't European anymore.

>we invented the modern Olympics
I thought that was the French

They are elite at bar games like darts and tricky triangle

We also invented the French.

don't forget you are inbred and naturally effete cowards

But slavs suck at sports as well.

Wtf why do so many watch the 100m sprint. Boring shit desu.

>too cold to be good at divegrass
>too warm to be good at winter sports

Bruh, we just beat your trashcan Irish/French/shitalians to confirm the greatest 6 Nations victory of all time.

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If the French invented the modern Olympics they would have kept all the gay sex from the ancient Olympics

the 100m sprint is one of the purest forms of athletic competition in history

Because it lasts 10 seconds, even the most halfwitted simpleton can fix their gaze on a screen for that long.

>Rock Climbing
Sauce on this? Is it even a sport? I'm sure people have been climbing rocks for thousands of years

lmao how do you get bored in 10 seconds

>inbred

Where does this meme even come from and why is it Americans (who actually have an unironic culture of inbreeding in rural areas) who always say it? Is it projection?

We are amongst the top nations in every sport that actually matters and have the best medal to population ratio in the olympics.

>Americans (who actually have an unironic culture of inbreeding in rural areas)
Both are memes. No first world nation is heavily inbred, people just throw it around without reason.

because you live in a little island and you hate everything outside of it.

It’s the 8th largest island in the world

Not true, Dutch, Swiss and Portuguese are all based.

get rid of the little if it can suit your autism.

Well, France is an Arab country so you would know about inbreeding.

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>large gen pool should know about inbreedng
no lol

>immediately defaulting to ‘NUH UH YOU ARE’
apparently people call brits inbred because it makes them fucking seethe.

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get a job

>he's asking an user on 4channel to get a job while shitposting at 3pm
kek

I have one, I’m literally posting from work. Stop being immature and people will stop making fun of you.

:^)

France is historically a rural 3rd world farmer country that took a long time to develop industrially compared with the UK, The Netherlands etc. All those people hanging around the same tiny towns fucking eachother for centuries whilst in the UK most people lived in cities with people from all over.

lmao you can't be more wrong bong, england was most of its time a shitty island filled with the same kind of people inbreeding since centuries, you like to joke about us being the mutts of europe but now we are inbrreeds ? top kek, never change retard.

as much as i hate /pol/shit, butthurt french posters typing in broken english does amuse me

>oh boy I don’t like it when people call my island nation inbred
>time to call everyone else inbred in retaliation
>this will most assuredly make my nation look better

>muuuuh i will not talk about you saud but how you deal with broken french language
it's broken, like your people.

im not even the mong you're arguing with. keep the butthurt flowing though it tickles me

His English may be broken but his words are true. 56% memes are the opposite of inbreeding memes, you have to pick one because they’re mutually exclusive. It actually doesn’t matter if memes are true, it matters if they’re funny. And I gotta say, you getting so butthurt over a joke is legit funny.

>i-i-i'm not the same poster
and you believe it makes what you wrote anymore valuable ? kek

France is historically a farmer country not an industrial urban country and is still more rural than the UK even now. Historically inbreeding was more common in rural areas. These are facts. Only “brits” more inbred than you are the pakis.
>time a shitty island filled with the same kind of people
You only need a population of 10,000 to avoid inbreeding and historically Britain has had as much immigration as any other European country. You know that you can literally swim across the channel right, it’s not the Atlantic Ocean.
>you like to joke about us being the mutts of europe but now we are inbrreds
Literally what you all say about us.

you're entertaining me, that's the only value i care about lad.

Just pointing out the hypocrisy, Cletus.

Who's the pleb trying to suggest we aren't a nation of inbreds? FFS the average number of fingers in Norfolk is 13 and there's only three surnames in all of the Scottish Highlands.

We're a based nation but we're not above a bit of cousin shagging outside of the cities, be realistic.

We have some of the lowest rates of cousin marriage in the world. Even with the pakis and Indians.

its just autism m8. people who take this shit seriously are mental midgets.

do you unironically believe british islands were not farmer shitholes since milleniums ?
you are inbreeds because you live in an isolated island from the continent for so fucking long.
Nobody calls you the mutts of europe retards, it's more like france that was "enriched" by european cultures since always.

england was raped by various different cultures throughout it's history. it was even joined with the mainland via doggerland at one point up until a few thousand years ago. claims of isolation are rather far-fetched.

then compare it to France and dare calling us inbreeded while you're not lmao

>you are inbreeds because you live in an isolated island from the continent for so fucking long.
But it’s not been isolated. Britain has neither had exceptionally large amounts of immigration (like some progressives like to claim) nor has it been particularly isolated. It’s actually about bang average. Japan has been historically more isolated than Britain and no one calls them inbred.
>Nobody calls you the mutts of europe retards,
Yes they do, we’re a mix of celts and germanics. Germans call us mutts all the time.

Good god you homosexual, it doesn’t matter whether England is actually inbred or not, as long as it makes you mad enough to call the French inbred in turn folks are gonna keep calling you a a four toed hick.

>We're a based nation but we're not above a bit of cousin shagging outside of the cities, be realistic.

ironic considering the cities are actually full of pakis who marry their cousins. bbc.co.uk/news/stories-46558932

fuck up yank the old-worlders are talking

>Japan has been historically more isolated than Britain and no one calls them inbred.
are you joking ?
>Germans call us mutts all the time.
ok you are either joking in a way that doesn't make anyone laugh or you're just stupid af, german tell you you are inbreed it can been seen by your disgusting faces.

japan literally practised a policy of isolationism until they were forced to open up. learn some fucking history jesus christ.

i know that, bu you're implying nobody call the japs inbreed ? are you fucking dense or just plain stupid ?

No? Japan has historically been more isolated than Britain and I’ve been called a mutt here by several nationalities. And you sound really upset lol.

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im broke man

>I’ve been called a mutt here by several nationalities
i've been called an african every single day i browse this board poor boi

i dunno m8 i dont frequent /int/ or /pol/ and there arent enough japs on Yea Forums for anyone to care

so once again you imply shit while you know jack shit because this is what you anglo do, you imply shit while being in reality fucking clueless, can't wait you break out of europe.

>nobody calls glorious nippon inbreed
Well, you are wrong, that’s for sure.
If there were more Japanese in the anglosphere shitposting online I’m sure people would insult them more, but as is, they’re a low priority. Fuck, people call Australians inbred and they’re living on an island 50 times larger than yours.

lol, you're clearly a mentally deficient cretin who's whole worldview is shaped by an anime imageboard to the point you have a deep-seated resentment because you got trolled a little too hard by my countrymen. go outside and stop taking Yea Forums this seriously.

>you're clearly a mentally deficient cretin who's whole worldview is shaped by an anime imageboard
look at yourself for fuck sake lmao
we french hate you anglos, not my fault this is how i've been educated

The reason is that talented people in there are into Music and not sports. It's insane the number of band and quality artists britain had and has.

the french are alright. all the best brits are from norman stock anyway

who are you quoting

Darts

Eating äss.

>Brits are now claiming sports invented by Anglo North Americans