BRUINS @ BOLTS

BOSTON AT TAMPA BAY

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>head man

Did you bet against the bolts tonight sweed fren?

2nd round playoff preview right here

No :)

Excited for the game, lads.

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Lads, I'm getting kinda nervous with the playoffs coming. I feel like the bolts are gonna go all the way or it's gonna be an early round exit.

I feel like the bruins could go all the way if they didn't have to play the damn bolts 2nd round..

the caps wouldnt expose the fact boston has no depth?

Caps seem like they're going to get bounced early.
But yeah if they had to play the caps they would lose, they always do.

The caps? We all know it's going to be a canes v bolts ECF and a Knights vs Nashville WCF. Sn*wbelters btfo

So how invested are both teams in this? Playoff seeding is basically settled but there are good odds they'll play each other.

Imagine only having one line

I would think the Bruins care more than the Bolts.
They want home ice over Toronto and also have more to prove than Bolts.

imagine having ex >rags as your "depth"

Do you think Callahan got checked for AIDS after Marchand licked him?

Bruins 2nd and 4th lines have actually been pretty good. It's the 3rd line that absolutely blows.

Imagine being this uninformed

The B's beat us up bad last year. We got away with the round, but you could tell the Bolt's were hurting. Caps just Capitalized (Pun intended?) on a beat up team. That and Holtby fucking stonewalled us the last two games.

Why are lightning fans such retards?

The Bolts depth is the Crunch

why is there even a hockey team in fucking FLORIDA?

SCAAAAAR

Based fucking Stamkos. But what a god damn pass there from Cally.

Ruh Roh.

Cally has been playing well when he gets to play. Thinking he's trying to play his way back on the team.

Hey that goal was pretty sweet yea? God you little shit I am going to smug up Yea Forums for a year after >we trash everyone on >our way to the stan lee.

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didnt callahan just get an assist?

SCAARR

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LETS FUCKING GO BOYS
>TFW SOMEONE MADES A CLEAN PASS TO STAMMER WITH HIS STICK RAISED AND YOU JUST KNOW HES BURYING THAT SHIT BEFORE IT EVEN ARRIVES
LETS
FUCKING
GO

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Why do sunbelt retards go overboard with the hockey nickname shit? It's so tryhard and cringe and they all do it.

Cally Stammer Etc etc fucking faggots.

Absolutely SEEEEEEEEETHING lmaooooooo

Christ I hope they win the cup but honestly I'm happy to see Stamkos playing so well again. Guy has had a rough few years.

I don't mind living rent free, but it's a touch cramped

lmao where the fuck is the hook?

It's always gonna be a question when he retires how many goals he would have ended up with if he didn't have the two leg injuries. Or if he didn't miss all but one game in the 2016 playoffs

We have other nicknames for everyone else. The Rat... That one Faggot. Massholes..

Massivetwoshits

the bruins and celtics are both going to win their championships and based Boston will go 4/4 for the first time in all major sports. you can go ahead and screencap this

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that break down in front of the net

Zzz two lucky bounce on the loose puck.

Ahh, vasi get your pad down

Imagine not being able to speak English properly.

vasi found flopping around

Yeah he played that poorly but it bounced off two skates right to Boston.

STAMMY CALLY KUCHY VASY EY BOYS EH HAHA

Oh darn palat is hurt.
>mfw they call up volkov

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He hasn't been playing that well tbqh

Sunbelt fat asses are so cringe

>not liking fat asses

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thanos loses in april...

The canon ending to the mcu is thanos smiling on his farm.

That fact that cernak literally never fucks up is so awesome

Imagine loving Boston so much you leave it for a completely different state
I will never understand transplant fans

He's been huge this year, no doubt. Was such an afterthought in the Bishop trade too.

does this mean cooper will be on the golf course?

>mfw Boston unironically loses home ice to the Laffs

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Only our suburbanite boomers move to Florida

>implying only "snowbelters" do this

If you haven't heard of Super Mario you're officially a pleb

You have no idea how untrue that statement is

Oh baby what a fucking bullet.

Good lord Stamkos

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR STAMMER TIME

>getting cucked by the Virgkos
Christ, Bombston

STAMKOS IS A FUCKING
S T U D
LETS GO BOYS

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>Ruins flopping

I bet jack edwards is furious

Oh looks like he hurt that shoulder or arm.

Seemed like he was cradling his wrist/hand

>Tampa scores
>Boston gets a PP
Boy where have I seen this one before.

>O6 meme magic
It's all they got since they are a one line team

lmao now a 5 on 3 good lord

both were obvious calls

If >we could cut the penalties down that would be great.

>slewfooting Bergeron
Fucking scumbag

How did that not go in

Think Vasi got a piece of it but shit what a release from Marchand.

Vasy was promised anime tiddies if he wins

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Just getting some PK practice in boys no different than the rest of the szn

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Vasy is a confirmed hentai and that is a GOOD thing.

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Used to be ambivalent about tampa now I hope somebody murders that killorn faggot.

>mad
>at Harvard

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YOU DONT SLEW FOOT THE BURGERMAN

T b h Killorn is a goofy fuck, it was 100% accidental. There’s a few on the Lightning I’d say there’s a chance it was on purpose but not Killorn.

I get that its cheap but what is so dangerpus about slew footing? Is it the possibility of hitting you head on the ice? The motion usually looks like a fairly clean, albeit illegal and cheap, takedown

Easy way to cause injury.

It’s the force put on the knee; normal trips with a stick in the skates puts some torque on the ankles but nothing on the knee. Slew foots can be with the high leg on the knee which is dangerous

yikes lads the kitties are getting btfo

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Fine, I'll take your word for it and give him the benefit of the doubt.

Refs fucking suck.

170 pound Kuch just got leverage on and muscled chara

Holy shit that was close

seems like the refs always in the way lel

>Lightning PP

>Lightning PP
I'll be back in a couple

Yea might as well take a piss break here

Wow the meme was real there

>w-we’re sorry Mr. Cassidy w-we’ll let him out early

>not believing in memes

Charlie who?

Jesus

Absolutely pathetic. Just get the fucking puck out. Jesus Christ what am embarrassment.

Yes Coburn just watch the play bud you’re alright

I think that's Coyles first goal ever on the bruins lol

>Lightning PP

>bolts pp

Stamkos is picking spots so well with the one timer. Please jesus let him keep this confidence up during the playoffs

I didn't know about this meme, I thought the bolts were #1 in the league on the PP?

Reeeeee that was wide open for Stamkos.

And I jinxed him

LMAO KAMPFER RIDING KUCHEROV LIKE A SLED

good going faggot

Think that was Cirelli my dude.

Anyone get a screencap of Rasks cheeky smile after saving Stamkos' one timer?

idk whoever it was that was pretty fuckin funny

I've noticed when the bolts lose a faceoff it's a joke, they are trying to retrieve the puck and waste all of their time chasing after the puck. If they win a face off then they're pretty decent about getting shots on goal.

>Saving
You mean after Stamkos shot it wide?

post for mvp

Fucking hell Vasi has been awful tonight.

lol Carlo

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measuring stick game and boston showing what a real hog looks like

Marchand. Of course it has to be Marchand.

lol Vasy

Looking good tonight

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Oof. Whatever. See >you in round 2 ruins

that was a weird goal

leafs? in MY bruins thread?

Well they aren't breaking records now. Just pack it in and let guys rest.

If hedman could shoot accurately from distance he would be the perfect defemseman

lol what a clusterfuck that was

THAT WENT IN

lmao

No, it did not.

fucking hell

>two pings on one shot

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That looked like ice tilt in the NHL game

One team has 100% of the puck luck the game.

Johnson has turned into such a soft little pussy afraid to get hit
Why is he still on the first line

Looking a bit grim lads won’t lie to you
Not sure the Broons are a team you recover from that puck luck on in the 3rd

Still plenty of game left.
Broons have been outplayed all game. Wouldn't surprise me if they blew it.

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Sunbelt retards losing to a good team. Happy to see it. You can all go back to fucking your cousin now.

Shut up faggot. You're just as bad as these puck luck idiots

Surprise they aren't whining about "penalties" yet. These retards normally do it all game.

See

Fuck you nigger, I'm not wrong.

Yes you are, and you're a shit fan on top of that.

Seethe more.

what is the time of possession in offensive zone for each team.

What's the score?

Watching the Lightning try to control the put is worrying

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>What are advanced stats
Depending on luck to hold up over a seven game series instead of corsi is a smart argument.

I'm sure you're struggling to understand anything hockey related, Cletus.

>luck
Kill yourself

Nice shot carlo, you dipshit.

SCARRRR

RUH ROH

Great counter retard.

HEY RUFFF I THONK I SEEN A PEEENULTY

Says the retard using luck for anything.

>Lightning PP
I'll be looking at food webms on /wsg/

Based Bruins sharing the puck luck
Thanks lads

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Says the dumb fuck ignoring every single advanced stat that exists. Nice education lmao

seething shitbirds

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>every single stat
Ok buddy keep adding things to try and look good. Again, you are a shit fan and should kill yourself

Not even the person you were responsible too. You're a degenerate retard. I almost pity you.

Wow our second PP unit is utter shit

it's suffering without Gourde.

>icing it during a PP
gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.

Where are you guys going to celebrate the lightning winning the cup?

For me it’s Applebee’s

Then why respond to me like you were, you sunbelt mongrel.

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM KUCH FUCKING SHOOT THAT

Jesus christ, the absolute state of the lightning pp

It's like watching apes at the zoo. You feel bad for them but it's still entertaining.

Yea the sunbelt is pathetic

fuck me

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Sort of like that backcheck lmao

heh

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SCAAAAAAAR IT WAS 4-2

scar

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wew kuch

KUCCI

At least you're not a Laffs fan

Haha time for bruins

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that's true

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Bruins are playing absolutely terrified lmao

as much as i love the celtics there is no way in hell they are getting passed the first rd this yr

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How is it that the Bruins are better on defense during PK than they are 5 on 5?
It boggles my mind

>niggerball
that’s a yikes from me dawg

Tampa has gotten their 1st line against Boston's 3rd and 4th so many times this game and its such a fucking mismatch. Bruins have no chance in a series when Tampa has home ice.

Lord what a glove save.

Holy shit that glove save

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LETS FUCKING GO BOYS
CELERYYYYYYYYYYYYY

uggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
good game bolts.
killing myself now.

haha mentally weak, looks like an easy round 1

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>It was 4-2
I told you luck didn't hold up over advanced stats you stupid fuck.

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cringe

It was all luck

Stay scared Bruins
Hope the Leafs take home ice tbqh

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lmao Marchand is pissT

Classic marchand acting like a crybaby

Rat absolutely SEEEEEEEEETHING
LMAOOOOOOO

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MARCHAND SEETHING

He just wants to see stammer get a hat trick

>american rooting for the leafs
gonna be a yikes from me, dawg.

>ChEcK tHe ScOrE
Not much to say now eh?

is there any team more reddit than the Bruins?

I’d say gg but you’re a bunch of rude fucks Boston
Fuck yourselves hope the Leafs btfo you

I honestly hate CAWK SAHKAHS from Massivetwoshits than I have leafs

The leafs.
But here we are with plenty of your fellow fans rooting for them. So.

this sentence makes no sense.

Any Canadian team

AY FUCK YOU PISSAH

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These Tampa inbreds are so insecure about being retarded

>Wouldn't surprise me if they blew it.
Hmm... wonder if i jinxed it.

...
This """sentence""" also doesn't make sense.
ffs you Bostonfags go full retard when youre seething.

seething, go back to your heroin and chowder

'everyone is the same person'
I said it didn't make sense, not him.

You retards can't even read?