This is my favorite goal ever

Del Piero goal 2006 vs Germany
*cut to fat blonde girl crying*

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This is rich, the ameribomination calling me a mutt

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>a bloo bloo, all I want to see is my reddit generals please fuck off to reddit a bloo bloo

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Reddit is precisely like this shit. Thread after thread of useless irrelevant shit. Generals are far more common on Yea Forums where an entire board of generals exist

Ibrahomovich overhead against England.

TORRES vs Barcelona

>Generals are far more common on Yea Forums where an entire board of generals exist
>talks about /vg/ like its the norm when he doesn't even know its origin
fucking redditors

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Good taste op, probably mine too. Either that or Bale vs West Ham

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ANDIAMO A BERLINO BEPPE

It was his >TORRES moment as he never quite performed for Italy as he did for Juve

I really, really hope you're not samefagging

I was there. Amazing.

youtu.be/3pI0nRBkRhs

It wasn't saveable. Cech was considered one of the best goalkeepers in the world back then too

you exposed yourself.

The origin doesn’t matter. It’s literally an entire board of generals. There is no such thing on reddit. They have subreddits flooded with random blurbs and threads like how Yea Forums is currently flooded by all these stupid soccernigger threads. Again you will find generals far more common in any Yea Forums board than any subreddit

No doubt Falcaos goals vs Barca
youtu.be/fZMBD53ZuGc

that dancing did literally nothing

Must be pretty embarrassing to have a redditor be less of a reddit faggot than all of the soccermutts on Yea Forums

>The origin doesn’t matter.
it fucking does when you are trying to single out an exception to be the norm.
>Again you will find generals far more common in any Yea Forums board than any subreddit
the subreddits ARE the generals you fucking brain dead retard
this is a sports board not a sports general board
fuck off back to your containment you fucking retard

>what is a feint?

what a great game that was but as a hammer it has to be

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>being more buttblasted than a prison inmate at the shower
Wew, I can’t imagine the pain your feeling user. I’m sorry

youtu.be/I1MpJJ4tfLY

It doesn’t. It’s an entire board of generals and there are generals of every board on Yea Forums. There is no subreddit of generals of reddit. It makes no sense

>the subreddits are the generals
They are the boards. Do you browse the website reddit or the subreddits in it? Do you browse the website Yea Forums or the boards in it? I know you’re desperate to look cool and 4channy to all your mutt friends here but it makes no sense. You’ll find the current state of thread flooding from sucker on Yea Forums is far more akin to a subreddit than any general

This isn’t difficult for any non soccermutt. Probably explains why you dont see a billion nfl threads about gleep gloop faggotry

>going on the defensive
You’re cornered lad, leave before you get e-raped

>soccernigger banter
Yikes

What does that even mean? Was this most clever comeback you could think of? It’s like im actually on reddit

Still here. Hmmm, if I knew any better I would say that you... never mind I’m trying to be nice today kek

Are you just going to reply to all my posts trying with the weakest shit comebacks possible? Pretty weird dude

>zoomers really going on and on for this many posts about something this unimportant
Live and let live you fucking faggots.

>after a play
>"yup that's a great catch, offered to you by Microsoft Surface Replay©"
>during downtime
>"Tom Brady is 6-foot-4 for 225lbs, heath&body stats are presented by UnitedHealthOne©, we care for you"
>before halftime
>"and don't miss the Pepsi Cola© NBC half time show"
>timeout, the camera starts to move to the crowd
>"and that was OK Cupid©'s love camera"
>another replay, this time some lines are drawn over the field
>"thanks to Intel© in game Insights technology for this bit"
>end of the game
>"The GB Packers are the winner of FedEx©'s monday night football! Thanks for watching and may God bless America"

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Football is a garbage sport. I dont see what that has to do with all the soccermutt redditors flooding the board and acting like the cringiest reddit mods like this guy

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Saying that not making generals is reddit doesn't even make sense. The subreddits work like generals.

Based Mou

>bayol vs barca
>rppney vs city
>messi vs bayern

Okay. Let me break it down for your mutt brain again

Do you browse Reddit.com or the subreddits on it? Similarly do you browse Yea Forums.org or the boards on it? The subreddits function as boards. Just because there’s more of them doesn’t change that. You see far more generals in every Yea Forums board, you have an entire board of generals. A subreddit is not a general, it’s another board, it being specific doesn’t change that. The fact boards on Yea Forums are generalized should be a dead giveaway. Go to a subreddit and compare the amount of generals on there to what you see on almost any given board here. You’d be shocked, shocked i say! At how much the mutt flooding of soccer mimicks a subreddit where every individual worthless fucking thought gets a thread

Think hard!! Just this once!

Bless based Di Canio

>tells people to go to reddit
>advocates for generals
oh no no noooooooo

This has inspired me to make another soccer thread. Thanks

You're the only one who can't see this.
Also generals are cancer with trips and guys who have a gimmick and get recognized which is practically like having an username like in reddit. People keep posting like it's a chat instead of being on-topic. It's cancerous.

Generals are a natural evolution on Yea Forums. You will find far more here than anywhere on reddit. Yea Forums incels dont even go to reddit and like to comment on how it operates

Seems like most soccermutts are the only ones that dont see this. I dont see any other sport including a very popular NFL flood Yea Forums like its a subreddit.

>Yea Forums incels dont even go to reddit
lmao he keeps exposing himself

*spaghetti starts falling out if pockets*

That im not some exclusive Yea Forums incel? Thanks...? You also talk like a lot of dorks on reddit that post in the Yea Forums subreddit especially

>if

Damn

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Why are amerimutts flooding this thread, it's for footy fans only now beat it mutts

>it's another episode of an american shitting up a football thread
this is why everyone in Yea Forums hates you. go enjoy your generals as much as you can before you get shot

>flood board with thread after thread of one topic

>t-totally not like reddit!!
Soccermutts coping hard

That one screamer Seedorf goal from like half the pitch where the ball looks as if it's jet propelled.

if i can only choose goals that i've watched it would be messi's winner vs real madrid in 2017

>tfw missed by getting into soccer so late

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It’s time to do the right thing and move all povertyball threads to /lgbt/

tfw you werent following soccer when brazilians were actually likeable not dive shit neymar

It just occurred to me that someone from Yea Forums could have been victim of a mass shooting and
>be american
>get shot
Probably went through their head in those last moments

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Divegrass is unironically a richfag sport here

I'll show you a few great goals then, my slightly overweight friend.

youtube.com/watch?v=yzvQCbdAIZQ

(charity game but still aesthetic as fuck desu) youtube.com/watch?v=riIZeV1ruaE

youtube.com/watch?v=Fn3GZYVt1-o

youtube.com/watch?v=CAzyPabvd_U

youtube.com/watch?v=Imcc-TLGGOY

youtube.com/watch?v=uS2bomiDOko

youtube.com/watch?v=fPGg8zZKca8

youtube.com/watch?v=OKlt_O1F5bk

I could go on but something tells me it would just be a waste of time

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I remember watching this live. Never forget how good he was at his peak.

Its time to move all mutt posters to /cuckold/

Kill yourself

Keepers usually prejump

thanks friend, i watched and enjoyed all of them

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>le famous for one goal man

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Good choices

>tfw i saw this live and they were the best team in the league
>tfw sj is complete garbage now

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Peak sideline advertisement aesthetics

absolutely. advertised as the beauty of brazilian football personified, then he literally sambas and pulls this rabbit out of a hat.

he shot so unexpectedly that he wasn't set to dive or even react to it. and from this angle you can't really tell that it was further away from him than it seems.

do you have a smaller version?

oh I see, it a meme now
heh heh well done, carry on

i miss prime falcao, he was a force to be reckoned with. even though he played with a lot of intensity, he was always honest and fair.

Hello stormnigger.

i don't know why but i'm really interested as to what the man behind the screen looks like here

Kaka v. Man united

I'm not.

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are you mentally ill? serious question.

zlatan goal will never be recreated

Do you all remember this?

this is the greatest goal I've seen ever

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beautiful, a rembrandt from start to finish

objectively

forget your blooters and corner shots, this was pure grace and technique

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I thought this was goal of the tournament personally, fuck Maxi Rodriguez

That was great but the Grosso goal right before it was the big one. It was an amazing moment. And the pirlo pass was just unreal

gol di grosso

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Kino.

>implying half of Yea Forums threads especially luckswing, apehoop, furpuck, heem, turnleft don't belong on red.dit

I could almost hear the bible belt accent while reading this post.

>women still put the fat one on goal

Henry's volley on Man U 2000.
youtu.be/6kdtaZSHZOM

For me, its Roberto Carlos
But any of the 50 sensible goals will do.
50goals.org/

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For me it's these two
youtu.be/c0vWpK4ZEH0
youtu.be/p7TbjaG5HjA?t=78

Did Stacy cheat on you again with a nigger? No need to lash out on us

>#36

cheeky as fuck

Yeah 1990s was when rehearsed training ground free kick routines were popular.

LCIM versus United.
You know the one.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport#Popularity

How does it make you feel that motherfucking TABLE TENNIS is more popular than any faggot 'merican sport you fallow?

>prisoners of war
Sure looks like they play like em

>Not a single Bergkamp goal

Fucking faggots

why don't they do that as much anymore? on the rare occasions you see teams try stuff like that it usually generates a better chance than most other crap

feels good ching chong. nobody gives a shit about povertypaddle

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1. youtu.be/D-B684H9yhg
2. youtu.be/mXJ0y5qOKEA

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>judging a sport by how many commercials the jews can cram into a game

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I miss Bale

Or how many $300 jerseys they can sell to idiots like OP that were made by children in Bangledesh sweat shops.

>A toepoke
Really though it's a great goal. How he has so much like and space, the action is improvised but genius.
Peak Cech, Gallas, Carvalho, Makelele et al. couldn't close him, a meer wiggle of the hips memorising his foe; they fear him.

Aesthetically, Zidane's volley. In terms of my favourite personally, it would have to gif related, or the header before that if you don't count penalties.

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>le just fookin whack it goal

Bittersweet goal for me. I was 11 at the time, excited as fuck (obviously, it's England in the World Cup), and was even wearing that beautiful red and gold kit with Joe Cole's name on the back. But I was shitting in the next room the moment that went in and only heard through the commentary. Had to quickly squeeze out the remaining shit in time to see the replay.

Spot on. Good thing JT cucked him later on though.

Saw it live, u just make a orgasm sound when you see something like that

You a Barca fan or something? As good as it was, I can't say I orgamsed as a Chelsea fan facing the prospect of going out.

>memorising his foe
Diamond dozen m8

Del Piero vs Fiorentina
Pretty much any Baggio goal

>teams make their money selling shirts
LMAO

Only one that got cucked was jt when ron bulldozed over him

>memorising
*Mesmorising
This fucking phones autopredict feature is going to end it one day, I swear

Dunno mate, Ronaldinho seemed pretty seething at the end when he had to be held back by teammates. I'd say JT's header cucked him pretty bad.

He got his revenge the year later

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Irrelevant tie compared to the classic 04/05 meeting.

Relevant enough to win the damn competition

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Yanited, I remember that tight angle Lampard goal against Barca too tho, top quality

youtube.com/watch?v=z2lbQ0crH-g

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Yeah that was class. Drogba's last minute goal in that one had me running down the street too. I miss playing Barca when we were actually comparable sides.

>playing Arsenal in a CL final
Literally Mickey Mouse tier

>Mesmorising
Try again, retard. Can't blame the phone for being a brainlet

An arsenal team that was better than hafa's Liverpool which chelski couldn't hack

When Henry destroyed Inter

youtube.com/watch?v=Kswtw4PnW-4

>be amerilard
>cry like a bitch because your shitty sport is not the most popular and relevant sport on planet earth
Stop being 12 lol

From a viewpoint of the most technically brilliant goal, it would be Zidanes against Bayer.

From an emotional standpoint, it would be Ramos last minute goal against Athletico. Was resigned to not winning and then next thing you know it's 4-1.

This is the greatest goal ever scored. You know it in your heart.
youtu.be/M5HbmeNKino

patrician choice too
youtu.be/XsZkCFoqSBs

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ld8WEiEgvuE

Because it's unique.

youtube.com/watch?v=4IGCkzKy1rQ
it has to be this one

fuck cariocas

youtube.com/watch?v=mjcHGgwPO7g

youtube.com/watch?v=6aAMhEigC9Q

He used to do this every week mo matter how shit >we played he would pull >us through, my favourite was his against Norwich, was one of the most frustrating games I watched until that

Still arsenal mate, fluked their way to the final and humilliated themselves as allways

>He doesn't remember early/mid 00's Arsenal

>l'exterieur de la pied

DU pied
Pieds are males

giphy.com/gifs/nss-sports-nsssports-pavard-7IYsGvUn0DERkyDRQe

youtu.be/9F0WXLVL7kA
Whatching germany get BLACKED and italy seethe at the same yime has been priceless

S E E T H I N G

Not even top 5 all time EPL team, there’s a reason they’ve never won a european trophy, Chelsea 2006 and united 2008 were much stronger teams

For me, it's Negrete.
youtube.com/watch?v=nzgxThtwUHM

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zizou's final CL goal desu, because you know it's coming but you don't believe until it happens

Agreed

youtu.be/-tUQpBiTFh8
Gooooooooooooooooooolazzooooo

Hands down the most memorable finishes are his long range bicycle stunt and that wicked #500 milestone. Sealed his legacy among the fifa stars and football legends

I started laughing more and more like a maniac in the course of this webm

is this guy in FM manager?

Jason Cowley. It says he is a non league player and is not in the database unfortunately

It's like watching soccer on 0.25 speed.

the last one was not that amazing

>no Bergkamp wonder goal vs Newcastle
plebs

youtube.com/watch?v=OzPYRFSUlCQ

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>there's no such a thing in reddit
>they have subreddits
Imagine being this fucking dense...

busquets assist.webm

DENNIS BERGKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

Kino goal, I played in this match
youtube.com/watch?v=fht3adhuWfA

>nog goalkeeper

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you're right, he should have been staring at the net the entire time he went up then clearly telegraph to the keeper exactly what the was gonna do.
>hurr durr im retarded

Mutts btfo

The Gold Cup goal that was scored against Mexico in extra time where the fans are throwing shit at the corner taker.

youtube.com/watch?v=IicmCu47pMo

Fucking magical touch

youtube.com/watch?v=6Bd2s3XT5UA

this game features two of my favorite goals ever

I still have no idea how she manages to score that own goal. Incredible technique.

to this day i cannot comprehend why everyone was so static

delet this

>acting this pathetic on Yea Forums
this board is run by football you fat piece of shit

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This was easily goal of the tournament

youtube.com/watch?v=CudzwWO0ot4
This one's my all time favorite. Goddamn laser beam.

youtube.com/watch?v=COe5Y29-BZY
youtube.com/watch?v=u38anDC5v2I
youtube.com/watch?v=I4qeDBad2Go
youtube.com/watch?v=zep50HK37wQ
youtube.com/watch?v=6AMjAUWjw3s
youtube.com/watch?v=LVdaDkiIOfM
youtube.com/watch?v=pFMbqgTGhB4
some of my favs

youtube.com/watch?v=ra_Q45adx7w
This league wining goal is one of my favorites.

I don’t have a clip or webm, but Gio Dos Santos chip goal against Howard and Team USA

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To go along with more recent goals, damn near anything from Ruben Neves
youtu.be/ptAQpIPbCOQ

Mine's the one when Busquets literally stood still to allow Messi to dab on Real Madrid's whole defense. One of the best solo goals I've ever seen.

youtu.be/cxbLrX443yU?t=76
My personal favourite because I was there.

>wonder Goal
It was a great touch but nowhere near a wondergoal

goal.com/en-in/news/revealed-football-pay-gap-between-men-and-women-professional/12atgk5zious712ztqkwy2xtvo

> you now remember Florian Maurice

Also, my pick :
youtu.be/CudzwWO0ot4

I'm still looking for a straight shot from further distance...

t. little zoomer who started watching football in 2012

Clint Dempsey chip vs Juventus

youtube.com/watch?v=CJ5fYSlT9eQ

youtube.com/watch?v=I1MpJJ4tfLY

A goal that didn't matter at all, but nice none-the-less.

That's you, user?

youtube.com/watch?v=OKlt_O1F5bk

oh shit already been posted, my bad lads

youtube.com/watch?v=DdvPiVVyS0U

On the image the drawing of the angles has the shot going out of bounds not inside the goal.

Was the artist retarded?

Did he die because of his cancer next ?

Please delete this

There are American sports threads you can visit if you don't like "soccer", pages 9 & 10.
>Getaloadofthisguy.jpeg

>No one cares
>Take your fifty thousand soccer blurb threads
>Why does this faggot sport flood the board
>No one cares
>No one
>No
>one
>cares
>fifty thousand
>flood the board
You're wrong about nobody caring, I know one person who cares a whole lot.
>You

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The owen world cup one

Para mi, es gol de perro!

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someone give these ladies a 10 million dollar contract immediately.

>pissed off spectators throwing shit at the dog

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Doggo was pretty clearly offside

kino

BASADO

>my favourite goal of all time is not Maradona's

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>>>

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why is Valdes in the fucking box? Jesus

Retard american

Based. That Totti goal man, what a legend. Zoomers will never understand

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Is this the most famous Torres goal because it's a meme? It's not even his best one.

Not only that, but it was a pointless goal. Chelsea were already seconds away from winning the match and the semi-final on aggregate by the Away Goal rule. Torres scoring that goal only meant that Chelsea could relax 60 seconds early.

I'm sorry that no one in the world besides your nation cares for commercialball.

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youtube.com/watch?v=k73QXJlLR90

>This is the greatest goal ever scored.
That's not Van Basten vs USSR
youtube.com/watch?v=BK7XE0NJmq0

youtube.com/watch?v=rwOLi3J4Y78

Why?

>This is the greatest goal ever scored.
Why?

>Bergkamp 1998
Why?

I always see them posted, but I genuinely don't get any of them.

Whatever happend to Joe Cole anyway?

also Torres at Chelsea was hot trash so him getting this moment of glory stuck with people

based squinty eyes blooter man

nothing sums up euro16 better than this goal

Cute interracial couple too

perfect video

Try telling that to Chelsea fans watching that game. Probably the most nerve-wracking 90 minutes of my life, watching >us desperately hold off Barca in the Nou Camp with 10 men, the same Barca who broke Chelsea hearts with a last minute goal in the 2009 semi. It was an absolute siege by Barca, like the footballing version of Helm's Deep or some shit. I could barely watch through my fingers and was just waiting for them to kill the dream again, but then out of nowhere Torres (of all people) is suddenly through on goal with a chance to end the agony. It doesn't matter that we were leading on away goals as it stood, it was still an amazing and emotional moment for any Chelsea fan.
If you don't appreciate the poetry of that moment, you surely don't love football.

This goal erased all of the ill will chelsea had toward torres for being a 50 million pound flop because it daggered Barcelona who chelsea fans will forever hate because of how this game ended:
youtu.be/DvJ2JevQWTE

youtube.com/watch?v=b-omm0ZbVaY

absolute unit

I think it was Ronaldo who had just come close to scoring right before this goal. The producer was still showing replays from that when Kaka broke loose, ruining the greatest goal I've ever seen live.

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The goal. The celebration. Everything.

youtube.com/watch?v=JpyJtjLoDKg

King

Based

That was such a cheatfest, im still pissed off and I hate Chelsea

>Natlaie Stacey
even the woman in charge for the overlay dun goofed

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*rigging intensifies*

youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_P35-EVec

You mean mesmerizing, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=dCwxlyN3B0E

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