Guinnea Bissau vs Serbia GAME THREAD 2

I will only watch when Dyego Sousa is out.

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portugal wants a penalty for everything

I want to sniff her feet so bad

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lewandowski is polish

Keep going Serbs, I think a tie would be good here.

He can't play for you because he doesn't have your citizenship.

What do we think of Pepe being our captain?

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Lewa statpads with penalties.

I cant take another 85+ minute goal
Stop being chokers you fucking chokers

Então diz lá que cultura é que a tua cidadezinha tem.

>Porugal starts the qualification with two ties
Trophey already in the pocket

He's shit

Which Portuguese colony turned out the best?

inshallah brother

only plebbit cucks hate on based pepe

macau

Literally only relevant place outside Lisboa is Porto desu

JOVIC please

Mitrovic is barely moving

Macao.

Macau

>portugal more dangerous with ronaldo out
really makes u think

We all know luxembourg wins it.

Убaци Лyкy јeбeм ти oцa пeдepcкoг

Point still stands.

>Macao.

Luxembourg = Portugal C

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How slutty are portuguese women?

PUT IN LUKA PLEASE

Macau definetly, not even a competition with the rest.

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kino flag

A horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be

how can you measure sluttiness by country? lmao

not at all in my experience

>thinking luka memic can do anything with that shit midfield behind him

Your only chance is to hoof it to mitrovic

*gets annexed by China and all the progress goes to waste*

Macaco

THE BALL DOES NOT WANT TO GO IN

Poortugal is close now

Alright, clear vote for Macau.

Maybe a bit harder:
Which Portuguese colony turned out the worst?

the prudest, most stuck up cunts you'll ever meet

Well english women are disgusting sluty slags for example, far above average for europe.

t. never watches frankfurt

OFFICIAL PORTUGUESE COLONIES POWER RANKING:

1. SÃO JOÃO DE AJUDÁ
2. MACAU
3. SÃO TOMÉ E PRÍNCIPE
4. LUXEMBOURG
5. DAMÃO
6. CAPE VERDE
7. GOA
8. ANGOLA
9. DIU
10. RHODE ISLAND
...
9000. TIMOR
90000. MOZAMBIQUE
99999. GUINEA BISSAU
100000. BRAZIL

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Yea it's rigged.

My heart won't survive this game
fuck

Fun game to watch

Not hard at all. Brazil

Time to cancel the reservation

>Tadic

BENULTY

Already downed a bottle of Monte Velho to cheer me up after this failed attempt of playing football, guess I'll go drunk to bed tonight.

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UNIRONICALLY ERA PENAL

Is this the most even group?

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Macau is based. old style portuguese architecture plus futuristic casinos, and a boat ride from HK

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boo

phew lucky serbs

She's in the Mccann doc

>Rukavina
>igra rukom

Faz-te homem e bebe aguardente de medronho

POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL POR-TU-GAL

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO GET FUCKED HAHAHHAHAHA

more like 1. switzerland

HAHAHAHAHAH NO ERA
PORTUGAL BTFO

I know that's where I saw her

Based Slav ref!

NO ERA

Angola. They have a ton of diamonds, oil, etc. Still manage to be poor as fuck. All the money goes to a handful of niggers.

HELLO MY LADY

NO ERA PENALES

POLISH + SERBIAN BROTHERHOOD

ONE FOR ALL

ALL FOR ONE

>assistant referee ACTUALLY making an impact

we wouldn't need VAR if this happened more often

I just arrived home
where's Ronaldo?

ERA PENAL

idk

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dead

Got injured.

BASED POLISH REFS
SLAWA SLAWA SLAWA

I would sub in Jovic for Ljajic. He will score.

Why is the crowd so lethargic, literally clear penalty there was like only one boo?

is the ref an ABP?

Probably Moçambique, though Angola comes in second due to what said, corruption goes rampant in that hell hole.

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Fucking retard VAR would have called a penalty

LMAO THIS REF IS SO FUCKING BIASED

What did he mean by this

we beat him up
he started bleeding
out of the game he goes

playing this match? or he didn't even start it?

>it hit the OTHER side of my nose
yeah, after it bounced off your hand you cheating scum

got injured and was subbed

It depends

Most are hard to get, but you can fuck them however you want

NO ERA

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SRBIJA!

refball af

Huehuehueland

A whole bunch of Gujarati Dius have come to a traditionally Gujarati city (Leicester). I cannot truly respect anyone who converted to Christianity but their i appreciate the sharing of cooking skills

0 intent

kek based slav ref, go Serbija,

OH, NO! MY FEELINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS
OH-OH, DROP DEAD, IDON'T CARE, I WON'T WORRY

ERA PENAL

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This match.

alright, there are only 10 minutes left. where is Jovic?

Did he just call one of the serbian player croatian
should have been a corner

Can we finally admit Tsu keeps this team down?

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he wont even play, our coach is a fucking retard

Absolutely pathetic refball. How do the fucking Euro qualifiers not have VAR.

Serbs water you doing

I believe it varies through areas, places like Lisboa will have sluttier girls than places in the more rural areas.
Though I hear when they get into college they up their slutiness significantly due to the increase in freedom and no one knowing them in the cities they move to, especially in Lisboa and Porto.

TIRA O WILLIAM, FILHO DA PUTA!

FAZ-TE HOMEM, PÕE O JOTA OU O CARALHO PARA ATACAR!

tries to move his arm away from the ball, correct decision, no penal

Cry more moor

serbia gonna score a lucky one at the end

Fuck NATO and fuck muslims

FUCK SANTOS! GET FIRED YOU FRAUD!

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Verdade, as gajas da parvonia são mais putas qe as que ainda vivem com os pais

E há sempre historias de zangas com as colegas de casa

>no pen
>no corner
based polak ref

DEFENSE IS THE BEST OFFENSE

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we already know we'll scrape through the group, whatever happens.
we're basically football trolls since 2016.

Sounds similiar to croatian girls

era

the IRONY in this post

What exactly has Ljajic ever done in a Serbia shirt?

>tf

PODE SER, METE O RATO MICKEY, À VONTADE, MAS TIRA O WILLIAM!

PODEMOS GANHAR ESTA MERDA!

Why are Portuguese posters so nice?

>English commentator saying Spahick

For Spajić? What the fuck? It even has the ić, you dumb fuck lmao.

Pathetic Pepe as usual, why spics have no honour at all on the pitch?

>TIMOR
More like tumor, amirite?

Football is so funny when you think about this, there is this huge field, 22 guys on the field and they are all chasing this one small ball

>portuguese trying to force a penalty episode #10

getting a bit tired of these reruns lads

Portugal are frens

>Pepe literally pulling that guy down

He's been sabotaging them ever since he first played. High IQ Balija.

hes brazilian

Pepe literally pulled the defender down by the arm and the retarded commentators are defending him lmao

Fuck off. Kosovo > Serbia

PIZZI TOSCO DE MERDA

Still too nice, what the fuck is your problem?

>o Rafa tem só uma funcao: levar a bola para a frente
>esta a cumprir
>lol, vou tira-lo e meter o guedes

VAI-TE FODER, FERNANDO!

>giving a shit about someone's religion
why are you so gay?

no one cares about your stupid russian hieroglyphs

GET FUCKED PEPSHIT!

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>still no jovic
>even guedes is on

Thanks fren

>Insulting Fernando Santos when he's the guy who literally gave us the only title we will ever enjoy as a national team.

The ones that still live with their parents can't bring guys over as they please and can't sleep away from home without answering a couple of questions.
Also haven't really heard of stories of roommates having actual conflicts.

holy shit guedes was born in portugal

>Luxembourg vs Ukraine still 1-1

what a shit game lol

pew pew die

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>Also haven't really heard of stories of roommates having actual conflicts.
You didn't!? All my female friends from college have had some issues with their female roomates at least once. One of them had to change houses

My male friends get along fine

See the most fair group

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>all these freckles
>brown hair brown eyes

It’s 2019 Hans. Luxemburg isn’t total shit anymore.

>camera man caught looking at the woman

vai po caralho que ta foda enfia o nice no cu croata de merda

O problema não é o guedes, é tirar o rafa

t. Alex Maleschuk, a 1/4 Ukrainian descendant of Manitoba farmers

The serb manager is an absolute faggot

>Portugal only manages a draw and slips points as Ronaldo leaves injured

yikes at this headline

>Bernardo scores in injury time

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Lol parecemos o Sporting com o Bernardo a fazer de Bruno Fernandes

Melhores, claro, mas mesmo assim

this is his first coaching job btw

how come serbia aren't elite like djokovic.

>One of them had to change houses
Ooof what happened if I might ask?
But yeah I assume with girls moving to a new house it's like playing Russian Roulette, specially when the new school year starts.

>shave head
>become gud
Is this how you solve football, lads?

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fernando santos is an absolutely awful coach that should have been booted out after the WC. its because of that retard starting ricardo perreira that uruguay was able to score twice. he has no idea how to make a team play through the middle and just wants to spam crosses from the wings.

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I thought Portugal is supposed to be good..

What a chokejob by Poortugal

Why aren't Milivojevic, Jovic, and even Grujic starting for this Serbian team? They should be playing above some of these memers.

>finally unlock bernando silva
>still tie
JUST

Absolutely true. Wtf, are you a smart American?

Naa, we are only good enough.

>+5

It's usually about men or cleanliness.
Or this typical female notion that a hotter girl is a bitch or that a quieter girl is plotting against you.

ukraine scored :(

>what happened if I might ask
I don't know details, but she did change
The main issues are higiene and food

Ukraine scored.

forgot Kostic

There are probably others who are decent too, way better than the guys in this XI.

UKRAINE

Are you better with TSU or without?

>Checked
This guy gets it, the Euro wasn't anything extraordinary, stop sucking his dick just because he managed to TIE consistently games against shit tier nations.

are we out bros? if we dont win

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var pls

>the choking village of luxembourg

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

even if they're not starters they should be coming on at 60' at the latest.

Debatable

Portugal are a slightly luckier Croatia.

we will never win anything again.
this simple fact makes fernando santos a genius.

F

Kakhole, why? ;_; it's no fun

Somebody started the "they don't fit the formation" meme and it was all over the internet for a bit and our coach unironically heard it from there and he actually believes it.

FUCK international play. No one can make passes, no 1 2's, nothing. Just shitty runs and cross and hope for a penalty.

based and tugapilled burguer

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this is bait right

whoa these last minutes are intense.

If played correctly the team is better with him, I reckon.

Orale holmes!

fuck football.
national teams should be the default and club football should be second tier.
in a perfect world, that is.

>pepe

Then change formation.

Thanks luxembourg

does 3rd place qualify for Euro?

HAHAHAH

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10x better with TSU

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based

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basado

Bringing men to the house I assume.

Higiene must be a clusterfuck, imagine trying to use the bathroom in the morning, specially when the houses have a bathroom per 3 girls, and the ammount of makeup just lying around, also a gorillion hair dryers.

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Fuck all non Serbs desu

THANK YOU BASED SZYMON MARCIANIK

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so why did serbia not try to win this game again?

THANK GOD ITS A DRAW LMAO

FUCK PORCH OF GEESE

gg lmao

>they told me i should watch tsu
>it's just a bunch of semen slurping

yea im going back to messi

Based

Table after Matchday 2

1. Ukraine
2. Luxembourg
3. Portugal
4. Serbia
5. Lithuania

who's gonna make it?

Give him a street in New Belgrade.

sauce?

total refball

still hope Santos gets fired after this

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who is this semon demon?

shit coach shit tactics

...

This is probably bullshit, but then again the Serbian team has always been a mess and Krstajic has no experience managing. I think you have to include your best players and build the formation around them.

lmao, it was a clear pen.

Portugal jogou melhor mas
Este jogo também foi lixo

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I'm not worried.
We always manage to go through somehow.

bruna de magalhaes

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What a lost oportunity for Luxembourg to be first. Kakhole ruined everything again.

do you actually think that we'll do better with another coach?

damn son.
she's even hotter than before (I didn't recognise her).

Lembrete de que com o Félix ganhavamos por mais de três nos dois jogos...

Só para esclarecer...

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>pic related would do better

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I believe her insta is instagram.com/abrunamagalhaes/

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Scoring did them a lot of good didn't it?

It's obvious Serbia can't play toe to toe vs Portugal, they've a weak NT so they're forced to play counter or straight up parking the bus, while that's barely playing football at all it's up to Portugal to know how to deal with the shitty defensive teams and learn how to take their chances

what the fuck is this?

Fret not friends.
We will surely come out on top!

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>dates loner johny

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Referee asked for sorry to the coach.
Fernando Santos said this during the interviews.
I want albos to rape them

Não sou benficonas, mas o Lage era um bom selecionador sem brincar. Dava mais espaço à nova geração

IS SERBIA

who the fuck is that anyway.
looks like a braindead hipster.

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God bless mass immigration.

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a shity wannabe mumble rapper that became famous somehow

>mfw next game is at home in Serbia with an actual intimidating crowd
Holy shit every player will break down, jebem ti.

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Why would European champions break down to some random slav crowd?

Krstaja is too chad for that. You either adapt to fit his glorious system or you can get the fuck out.