/nfl/ general - PRESS F edition

Bengals
Devin White
Probably another bust OL

Police are searching for crimes. Nfl searching for violations of their player coc. Two completely different standards

but how can they suspend someone over "domestic violence" when it never happened?

>packers roll into soldier field with the momentum the bears had in lambeau last season
>get a several score lead in the first half
>bears score 10 points in 4th quarter comeback
>bears lose on strip sack in the final minute
t. from future

Brownies
Good players
Mediocre/bad players
Vidya and automobiles

>Your team
The TEXANS of HOUSTON
>Player you want your team to draft.
A GOOD player
>Player your team is going to draft.
a BAD player
>Your favorite hobby.
writing about SPORTS

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pack
ed oliver and hock/fant probably have to trade up
some OT and irv smith jr

He wouldn't get suspended for domestic abuse he'd get suspended for being a retard and having it reflect poorly on the nfl

Because the NFL is cucked after the whole Ray Rice thing. Once was understandable, but refusing to cut ties with the bitch shows he doesn't really care about football.

music and math is my hobby too

>$(ers
>Josh Allen
>Nick Bosa
>having fun

Steelers
Devin bush if he's available, Hakeem butler otherwise
Probably a cb
bjj

the nfl reflects poorly on the nfl.

oh no no no

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Seahawks
A good CB or TE
I don't know but the Hawks rarely disappoint with their bullshit moves
Painting Icons and Vidya

>Vikings
>Cody Ford
>Some other OL

Have to deal with zoomers and boomers telling me gronk was better than tony g all week

Post reasons why the bengals suck:
>0-2 in superbowls
>got swept by the browns
>they’re in Cincinnati, a city popular for a fucking ZOO
>boomer esiason

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fuck gronk, I will never forgive him for that
hope that roided up faggot never steps foot in buffalo again
/Bills Owl 2020/

their last playoff win occurred when the Cold War was going on

da browns (2020 owl winners)
Jeffery Simmons
A safety to replace Peppers
working on cars

>gronk comes out of retirement helps the bills get the owl in 2020

>Raiders
>Josh Allen/ Quinnen Williams
>Kyler Murray

Is shitposting a hobby?

would never happen. he has always said he hates buffalo and would never play there after the bills passed on him. also the entire city hates his guts

razorcakes
literally anyone good who isn't a QB, RB, CB, or LB
Greedy Williams
failing to pick up girls

Reminder: Jason Witten was consistently mediocre at his job and if he were in New Orleans or Buffalo nobody would know his name.

remember when the nfl issued a cap penalty to the redskins and cowshitters for violating the cap in a year when there was no cap?

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Eagles
Nasir Adderly, or Christian Willing of he's there
Best lineman available
I play squash

No, I honestly don't

Who is the official female mascot of /nfl/?

Should be banned from HoF for this bush league bullshit. Fuck glasskowski

Actually yeah I do, that shit was pretty recent too right? I wanna say within the last decade

Browns
Safety
LB
Lifting weights

>Redskins.
>TJ Hockenson or Devin White.
>drew lock, or worse, trading up to draft haskins.
>love playing golf, but I have not played it in several months because I want to be fitted for new heavier clubs that sit at a better angle (how I rest my club is very unique). My birthday is next month so I might get them then, or a new graphics card.

>Safety
Earl should have went to da land

2010 was the year with no cap. 2012 and 2013 was the years they were punished (Redskins lost $36 million, cowshitters only lost $10 million).

i bet you hold clubs like you hold a man's cock you fucking tremendous homosexual

Fuckin wypipo always trying to keep people of color down baka

rude and uncalled for.

The current NFL divisions are shit. I propose organizing the teams based on something more important than location and history: their mascots

The Kitten division;
>Panthers
>Jaguars
>Lions
>Bengals
The Bird division
>Ravens
>Seahawks
>Falcons
>Eagles
>Cardinals
The Horse division
>Broncos
>Colts
>Cowboys
The Pirate division
>Buccaneers
>Raiders
The big animal division
>Bears
>Rams
>Dolphins
>Bills
The Indian division
>Chiefs
>Redskins
The Whiteguy division
>Browns
>Vikings
>Patriots
>Texans
The Laborer division
>49ers
>Steelers
>Cowboys
The mythical division
>Giants
>Titans
>Saints
The Inanimate object division
>Jets
>Chargers

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don't talk to my boyfriend like that you faggot

>number of teams in each division is all over the place.
>several divisions with only two teams.

They deserved it

Dallas and Washington two worst owners in the league

>dallas in 2 divisions
>packers in their own division, presumably with free ride to playoffs

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>year with no cap.
>teams take advantage of no cap.
>"how dare you take advantage of no cap"

why even bother having a year with no cap then?

>NFL season to open with Packers at Bears, Patriots on Sunday night

Literally why? Packers are gutter trash and nobody outside shitcongo wants to watch the bears

What’s with the two team divisions? Here’s the real new divisions:
Animal Conference

Big Cats Division: Panthers, Bengals, Lions, Jags
Birds of Prey Division: Eagles, Seahawks, Ravens, Falcons
Husbandry Division: Bills, Broncos, Colts, Rams
All Other Animals Division: Dolphins, Bears, Cardinals

Humanoid Conference

Supernatural Division: Giants, Saints, Titans, Chargers
Wild West Division: Cowboys, Redskins, 49ers, Chiefs
Outlaw Division: Bucs, Raiders, Vikings, Texans
Americana Division: Packers, Steelers, Jets, Patriots

>Packers at Bears, Patriots.

we gonna get the first three-way football game?

Gronk's next stop

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You forgot a team but I do not know who

>the fucking STATE of the 3-team All Other Animals Division

there’s just five in the bird division and three in the other animals division

>chargers
>inanimate object

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but there is only four in the bird division

Yeah that way the Pats can secure a first round bye earlier.

Oh I’m retarded
I recounted and it’s the browns that’s missing

>Super Bowl 54
>It's the New Orleans Saints on a redemption tour verses the Cleveland Browns who are lighting the world on fire and have an improbable perfect 18-0 season
>The whistle blows and Drew Brees is injured on the first play and is out for the game
>Back up after back up come in relief but the Browns keep destroying them.
>It's now the 3rd quarter and the score is 38-6 Browns
>Play resumes and the Browns ferocious defense injures another backup qb
>Sean Payton growns "We have to bring him in"
>Enter, Johnny Manziel
>Johnny Football is lighting the Browns defense on fire
>Leading the comeback of the ages
>The Saints have scored an amazing 21 unanswered points in the quarter.
>The score is 38-37 and the Saints make another miraculous stop on defense
>The Browns pin them back at their own 2 yard line
>Only 3 minutes to go
>Manziel takes the field and leads the charge downfield
>Oh shit The Drive 2 is happening
>Saints look unstoppable now
>Johnny Football has almost 200 yards now in just 1 quarter
>Browns somehow are able to stop Manziel
>Ball is on the Browns 33
>Saints use their final timeout, 10 seconds left in the game
>They send out the field goal unit
>43 yard field goal attempt
>the kick is up
>
>
>
>*Doink*

The kino writes itself

where would they go

You thought nobody would notice that your team is named after an electronics accesory

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Everyone likes seeing the Packers get embarrassed on national tv.

Probably finish the other animals division, since they’ve got the dawg pound

why wipe away the browns? we were just starting to get better :(

makes sense.

>forgetting boltman
>forgetting the electric charging horses

>Paul brown isn’t a humanoid

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In the other animals division since they're dawgs

Burrs
Devin Singletary (or Matt Gay for the bantz)
I really don't know, going to be very dependent on who is left by the 3rd round
Riding motorcycles.

So is Brownie the elf

Emma Roberts

>100th season of the NFL and Bears
>2 charter teams with the oldest (and best) rivalry in the league
>one of the faces of the league (rodgers) vs the up and coming hype as fuck young team
You're a literal retard if you can't see why this is the opening game

>implying the packers wont win
cmon son, its a bears/packers game on primetime

I sure hope chris grier is talking out his ass when he wants another 8-8 this year where he is not tanking

>Riding motorcycles.

Is it hard to find work with a double digit IQ and GED education?

>wwe fans
Literal sjws

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Not him but both teams are going to end the season sub .500

>itt

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And who takes the division then, the Vikings or lions? Get real

Wrestling was barely passable when I was in the target audience, I don't know why so many dudes have been clinging to it for decades.

The Loins are going to meme their way to a first round exit.

Believe me, the fans arent happy, but Rhonda turning heel has been entertaining.

yikes, this is ripe offseason posting
in reality the bears and packers both break 9 wins, the rest of the division will sit under 8

Some are idiots, some are still mentally children. I remember coming across a pro wrestling society in uni in a bar and they were the sort of meme neckbeards and soiboys you see in /pol/ comics. Also a fat chick because of course there was.

Nah, the loins will finally win a WC now that we have a great defense and a good running back, and then lose in the second round

Bears will do well, pack will suck

I have an IQ of 160. The way you look at retards is how I look at you. I own my own business and I have a net worth of $600,000,000. I am physically fit at the world class level. I can run a mile in 3 minutes and fifty six seconds, bench press four hundred and fifty pounds, am skilled enough with a handgun that I am certified to be an air Marshall, I am six foot four, white, blonde hair, blue eyes, very attractive, and I am married to five supermodels, with five separate prenups, and I have sex with each of them twice a day at least. I am a god compared to you. As a human I am superior to you in every conceivable way, but most of all, i’m not a fucking Baltimore ravens fan

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Bears certainly will, pack could go either way and I wouldn't be surprised.

lions wont get past the packers
the latter have a better roster and offense

That's also been my general experience. Also a lot of metal autism when they manage to talk about something else.

>better roster
Except for godgers not really
They've beaten the packers before, and since the pack are on the decline, they will do it again

packers are fixing some big holes on a roster that was already pretty decent, as well as modernizing a schematically stagnant offense and defense
theyve got the momentum heading into the season to make the playoffs easy. Its the bears division to lose, but it will be close one

Thats a whole lot of projecting. I get it from the Bongoloid you were replying to because Brits are all naturally insecure, but I'm surprised at you.

That would’ve really rounded out that whole day for me. I was born in Cleveland and lived there till I was 23 and I’m 26 in NYC now. I was at a really large sports bar/Irish pub in midtown (posting from there now) when the trade for OBJ came through. Collective gasp amongst the entire after work crowd of 100 or so. Not to mention I was wearing a golf shirt with a Cavs logo on it

Rodgers is made of glass now, one stiff hit from Anthony Barr and he's toast

Don't care, I'm right, wrestling is shit.

choose your fighter

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Autism is probably right. I pick up on bits and pieces of it and they've basically been watching the same few stories for decades except its getting progressively more SJW and less spectacular. They also get weirdly emotional about who gets to win and who doesn't.

they fluked past the packers in detroit and played against a backup qb 3 of the last 4 games
>pack are on the decline
yikes
all the lions signings (besides flowers) are downgrades from players the lions let go, and they still need a HC and QB
the packers roster was already better and they are adding players in big positions of need

Freddie Kitchens
the hat is extra armor

>the packers roster was already better
>be complete shit without ONE player
Uh huh

he played 14.5 games on a torn acl. I think he'll be fine

Me in the green dress.

Who has worse hair Pederson or Gruden?

>two broken collarbones
>a torn acl
Thanks for proving my point

Pack
BPA
Absolutely no idea with Gute
Vidya

My boi Nagy, everyone else is a soft sack of old man besides McVeigh and Nagy can just outthink him again ;^).

>nfcn ignorance on full display
theyve got a top 5 nose tackle, 2 top 10 o-tackles, a top 10 WR, and well above average run game
what do the lions have? an ok run defense? lmao

Wont save Rodgers from inevitably getting injured again

and now, for your convenience, respond to find out your team's next coach

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even an injured rodgers is better than stafford, and hes only injured half the time

roll

>even an injured rodgers is better than stafford
Clearly not last season
>and hes only injured half the time
>in a sport in which EVERY game of the season matters
Kek

For me, it's THE Philadelphia Football Eagles, Philadelphia Baseball Phillies, Philadelphia Basketball 76ers, Philadelphia Hockey Flyers, Philadelphia Soccer Union and Philadelphia Lacrosse Wings.

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are these all the current head coaches in the league?

if so, which one is jay gruden

Top row (left to right): Jason Garrett, Zac Taylor, Mike Vrabel, Freddie Kitchens, Frank Reich, Ron Rivera, Matt Patricia, Anthony Lynn, Kyle Shanahan, Matt Nagy, Doug Pederson, Pat Shurmur
Bottom row (left to right): Doug Marrone, John Harbaugh, Bill Belichick, Mike Zimmer, Dan Quinn, Kliff Kingsbury, Sean McDermott, Andy Reid, Brian Flores, Bill O’Brien, Jon Gruden, Vic Fangio, Matt LaFleur, Jay Gruden

so you get... Vic Fangio! congrats?
every current HC but Mike Tomlin, Pete Carroll, Adam Gase, Sean Payton, Bruce Arians, and Sean McVay. Gruden is the one seated on the far right looking like he wants to die.

You have shit taste im sports and women

thought that was him, and when you have to deal with synder and allen everyday, I do not blame him for wanting to die.

where can i get a good Philly cheese steak in Istanbul?

anything lynn looks really out of place.

When is this faggot going to get banned for spamming

The Official Motto of /Spee/

he'll never be "2018 Matt Patricia next to Sean McVay" out of place at least

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god damn is he wide.

his eyes tells me he wants to eat mcvay.

I've heard a place but can't remember the name right now. I'll try it when i have the time and post about it.

rude

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shit, lets give it a shot.

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What is Patricia's physique called and which exercises at the gym should help me to achieve it?

Besides Belichik, who does spee think the best coach in the league is? I’d probably say Nagy

Here's a picture of Andy Reid at the annual league meeting.

Also, Mahomes to join ABC’s coverage of NFL Draft. Get ready to hear Kermit cover the draft.

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Dougie P

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lmao nigga scroll up

Yes but my post points out Reid in his Hawaiian chiefs shirt and mentions mahomes being a part of abcs draft coverage.

let's just say you're gonna need to cultivate some mass

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>I've heard a place
No you fucking haven't

Hey turkbro I was mean to my gf last night how do I say sorry in roach? She’s really dramatic though so she might be exaggerating but it can’t hurt

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>ah yes, Emma Stone... I forsee big things in her future

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Stop larping you dont have a girlfriend

*takes over as Bucs QB coach*

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>big Emma Stone
Mommy

I talk to Turkbro about her all the time. She’s Turkish

If you look at KC's track record, since Reid has been here we have yet to cut a starting player that left the franchise to establish similar or better numbers as they had in their previous seasons in KC. Yes, it stings to lose a player we're emotionally invested in. But as we've seen so far, KC is a classy franchise that really only cuts players when they are a former shell of their prime.
The only major free agent loss that turned out to be as successful on another franchise is Rodney Hudson (who has had 0 playoff experiences )

Can I ask a question?

Why do you sports nerds care so much?
Why bother remembering the names, stats, dates, scores, etc?

It's wasted brainpower. Like...you could be learning the stats of companies to invest in instead. There's no return on knowing this shit. So what's the point?

Honestly, I just dont see any value from it aside from watching for fun. Who gives af about the players' whole lives, career, etc?

I dont get it.

It's a hobby. Why do you do any of your hobbies where you get no return out of.

Also if you get super autismo at sports betting you can easily get a return.

careful nerd, might just have to stick your head down the toilet again after gym class

Yeah and its pathetic that you try to keep the story going

>t. chinese bugman

How can Drumpf keep getting away with this, bros? I'm fucking seething right now.

>Have Turkish gf
>Call Turk language roach

Im absolutely sure that is a long lasting relationship that'll be around for a long long time

>not understanding that a lopsided power dynamic is a key part of all interracial relationships
Whether they say it or not, white people always feel superior to the other races.

wow, you can definitely tell that a well-adjusted adult with a real social life wrote this one!

You may not like it but it's true. All white people are racist.

Did you accidentally slip something racist last night and that's why you were rude? Kek. Holy fuck you're gonna b alone forever

Do you not have fun?

>He doesn't know about the new best WR duo in the NFL

Soon they will know. Soon they will all know.

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in awe

Mike Vrabel looks like he can still play.

that's not Beckham/Landry

The Architect sets his sights on his next project

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My hobby is rock climbing. It makes me fit.

Sitting around drinking beer and spending way too much of tickets and merch just makes you fat and broke. Doesnt make sense

All I see when I go to the games are the advertisements and military undertones

What are you fuckin poor?

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>rock climbing

Woah bro, thats sweet! Watch me skateboard.

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please share what stafford did better last year
what was his excuse for another terrible season?

>Rock climbing
Oh the nerd with the rock based hobby left Yea Forums. He must still be butthurt the bigboy real sports council banished mandrama to Yea Forums and ruined his seekrit club.

You must go back

>nagy
yikes, he might be top 10 one day though

What are your problems? I asked a trip to give me a Turkish slang term for sorry and you guys are sperging out

dude no one wants to read your LARPing blogpost about the life you wish you had

6 figures

the decimals don’t count m8

Okay

>Racist man in relationship with 3rd worlder

Your relationship is about as doomed as my also racist alcoholic dad seeking out and opening his wallet up to any 20 something islander with a webcam willing to spend ridiculously long hours in a video call with him.

Enjoy the moment tho and get back to calling her a roach when she inevitably crushes your heart

She thinks it’s funny. My dad is dead actually. She’s mostly Eastern European so she’s not all that upset about me ragging on turkey

I was talking about my own father but that does prove some points when you show your abysmal reading comprehension.

Just curious why people care about the stats. Im not saying I care about rock climbers' stats.

k :)

stats are fun. i’m confused, are you trying to pretend you’re too big brain for sports? because you’re coming off like you’re too stupid to understand them

A lot of people played this game too much like rock climbing. Are you telling me u dont have a rock climbing hero like one of those fucks who can climb a ledge a mile up with no climbing gear at all without plummiting to rocky death below?

Based Fatricia. I develop some sympathy for the Lions because of him. I wish the big guy the best.

No, it just doesnt appeal to me. And I wonder why people seemingly spend their whole lives obsessing over players/teams/stats

>Nanners
>Bosa
>Williams but I'll be fucking pissed
>Skiing

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Loins
Offensive lineman that's well rounded, or a linebacker that can help with shutting down runs and disrupting short passes
They're going to draft a qb and a tight end high, I just know it. Stafford will never be shitty enough to bench and he'll never know how to utilize tight ends. I don't even know, the Lions have some decent talent but nobody knows how to get the most out of it.
Welding, repairing engines.

Its cool that a human can do that. But I dont religiously follow a certain climber. Ive heard their names, but nah

ABSOLUTE UNIT

Why are you using the turkbro as your matrimonial counselor?

I'm sure you make 6 figures and complain about sports tickets that can be obtained for less than a hundred dollars.

>stop liking things i don’t like

It's just funny, also if you get super specialized in something, you may eventually get a return

>FA: Rosenhaus: Malik McDowell ready to return
BB is gonna scoop him up and make him into an All-Pro, isn't he?

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Its enjoyable to watch a team you care about win. How hard is that to understand? It's easy to talk to other people about at a place like work and men relate to it. Makes easy conversation

>almost all dress shirts and khakis/slacks
>even a few suit jackets
>andy reid has shorts and a Hawaiian shirt in chiefs colors
I'll pick the choking walrus for the luck and charisma attributes

PRESS 69 TO PAY RESPECTS

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This is all part of Gronk's master plan to move to Jacksonville for another ring, and some primo beachtown tail.

She should be proud of her heritage, she can't even speak turkish? I can't believe it. I'm super proud to be Greek but my mom's family was from Serbia and that's part of me too, so I know the country very well and I'm capable to speak serbian.

1500 big mac lifts

Pootriets
Hockenson
Some bust DT
Fishing

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Best Emma (Stone)

>I'm super proud to be Greek
Imagine being proud of being a fuckin diner monkey loooool

Big Andy is based

Garrett

Say what you want, bud. I'm happy with who am I and with where I'm coming from. That's more than a lot of people could say.

who's the psycho sitting on the far right

Mike Vrabel looks like he belong in a rogaine or Just for Men commercial. You can tell he is overcompensating his JUSTness

Roll burrs

remember when the seahawks had a dynasty

Shut the fuck up and make me a gyro you piece of shit

I'd rather be Spanish unironically, and that's almost as bad

I'd rather cook some dolmades for you, since you're clearly overweighted

I dont eat poverty food but I'm sure that it probaly has some disgusting hobbit food combination of gourds, lamb, olives or grapes in it.

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Youd probably get back hair in it

They had a potential dinasty. That thing is long over, it's time to focus on the future cause they're capable to achieve big things.

Ur cool bro. Y do y trip tho. A Spanish flag is already enough

You may give it a try, not in vain I tried your disgusting hunchback to seal the peace with you

The Bears will host the Packers for the 2019 season's opening night on Thursday Sept. 5.

It is a break with the NFL's recent tradition of having the defending Super Bowl champions host the opener, but the league wants to do something special as it begins its 100th anniversary season. Bears/Packers is as classic as it gets. The Patriots, who are no strangers to Thursday night openers, will instead host the first Sunday Night Football

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I don't really have a reason, just gave it a try during the season and I stick with it.

Yeah bro, that was a drunken troll post. I still can't believe you mixed bourbon, bbq sauce and catsup on my advice.

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Lol wtf happened? I missed that

You cannot read? I know that was a prank but I made the damn thing to be cool with your occurrences

Ah piss, I’m sorry your relationship sucks. Try to fix it before it’s too late. You don’t know what it’s like to lose him.
She just likes the banter. She’s an easygoing girl. It’s not like I’m telling her she should be genocided. We talk shit to each other all the time. And I like talking to Turkbro because it provides insight I would never have otherwise.

Do you have a pic of it still? And what did you eat it with

I posted something about a drink called a Hunchback that I completely made up to troll /ck/ and /nfl/ that is bourbon, bbq sauce and ketchup and the absolute madman made it and drank it.

Gross but I kind of respect the greasy bastard for doing it

Tom Brady sucks

Trust me man that bridge is fargone burnt and the man's just unpleasant to be around. I could buy him tickets to go to something he'd used to have loved to go to and all he does now is sit on his phone video chatting, even literally in public at events and shit to his girlfriend in Trinidad. Only focuses on her on his phone. Shits the most cunty behavior in the world and you call him out on it and he acts like there's not one wrong in the world.

If you invite him to something on the condition it's just father son bonding and he doesn't talk to her he'll literally always turn you down. He's a broken drunk shell of the man he was and it's too late to try and form a relationship with him. I've accepted this tho and he's living in another state at this point

If the word Gronk was the name of a sex position, what position would it be?

See: Picture it, it was just a glass shot. I mixed Four Roses, regular coke, and some drops of Heinz Ketchup. Was tempted to adding Worcester sauce but shit seems too much.

Patriot fans seeking assistance on coping with Gronkowski's decision can contact these agencies
USA – The Lifeline
Canada – Crisis Services Canada:
UK & Ireland – The Samaritans:
Australia – Lifeline
New Zealand – Lifeline

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Got it from the the thread. Wouldnt let me screen cap Georgios post so I just got the pic

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Lol you're retarded bro but that's pretty funny. Respect

I’m really sorry to hear that brother. I had a great relationship with my father and it was cut short in a very terrible way. I feel like I’d be a lot happier had I had more time with him. I guess I just have to make due with what I have in my hand. Maybe find somebody else who can take his role, maybe just as a goofy adult father. Family is what you choose.

Lol what a waste of knob creek. Did he actually drink that whole thing?

Absolute unit, 5 pounds of chicken wings and 4 sets of 6 pack curls with your beer of choice per day.

>The NFL could not improve on this logokino

Why is modern NFL design so shit?

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>Patricia actually achieved the Rob Liefeld captain America body
What a fucking madman

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Pfft... if anything it was a waste of ketchup for mixing it with that swill Know Creek

>Wake up
>Gronk is sitll retired

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Trust me, when you're used to drink things like pic related, you can drink almost everything

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>Georgios
Who?

Idk it sounded like a good enough greek name.

>$(ers
>DK Metcalf
>Bosa
>brewing

He’ll be back bro he just needs a year off

Minimalism and shit. Clear lines, bold colors, no shadows. It's made to be copied and printed everywhere. It's soulless at but it's the trend of our days

>$)ers
>DK
>bosa
>brewing

Pretty based honestly. I'm sorry I called you a diner monkey now.

Are Pats fans legit retarded? I remember you fucks thinking Calvin Johnson retired just so he could sing with the Patricheats. You morons clearly have no idea of how the rules work.

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ON THE PATRIOT THERE IS PROBLEM

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Nah, it's ok. I've had my differences with the turkbro when we meet here and now I like him a lot. You know...as Princess Irulan said in Dune: a beginning it's a very delicate time.

Dude, his name is literally right there before his trip code. It's Thanasis.

>ITT: guys who make you say, "wait, he has a ring?"

Mark Brunell was Drew Brees' backup.

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He was.

I hope Gronk comes back but at the same time I don't. Dude was smart as fuck and banked all his contract money, so he's set for life. Deserves it.

So long you polish bastard.

Tarvaris Jackson was Russell Wilson's backup the year of SB XLVIII

F

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oh great, packers first team to be 0-1... wonder which FA we picked up will be injured, maybe Rodgers again while we're at all haha...

>Falcons
>OT Greg Little
>Probably one of Clemson's D-liners
>Jerking off four times a day

Jason Garrett

>tfw his brother Jim teaches at my old HS

tyrod taylor

Looks like Frank from American Pickers

holy shit

Matt Skura didnt win a super bowl

Best rivalry is Browns vs themselves

>tfw NFL opens the season with Browns vs. Alabama

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r-rude
;_;

Holy shit Paul Feinbaum is stupid as fuck

What'd he do now?

Would love to see Cleveland curb stomp that manlet Nick Saban

Pulling for you guys this year desu just like I do every year

1. Kyler Murray, QB, Arizona Cardinals
2. Nick Bosa, DE, San Francisco 49ers
3. Josh Allen, LB, New York Jets
4. Quinnen Williams, DT, Oakland Raiders
5. Jonah Williams, OL, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
6. Rashan Gary, DE, New York Giants
7. Jawaan Taylor, OT, Jacksonville Jaguars
8. Devin White, LB, Detroit Lions
9. Ed Oliver, DT, Buffalo Bills
10. Greedy Williams, CB, Denver Broncos
11. Devin Bush, LB, Cincinnati Bengals
12. TJ Hockenson, TE, Green Bay Packers
13. DK Metcalf, WR, Baltimore Ravens (trade with Dolphins)
14. Cody Ford, OL, Atlanta Falcons
15. Dwayne Haskins, QB, Washington Redskins
16. Montez Sweat, DE, Carolina Panthers
17. Christian Wilkins, DT, New York Giants
18. Andre Dillard, OT, Minnesota Vikings
19. Noah Fant, TE, Tennessee Titans
20. Deandre Baker, CB, Pittsburgh Steelers
21. Nasi Adderley, S, Seattle Seahawks
22. Brian Burns, DE, Miami Dolphins (trade with Ravens)
23. Greg Little, OT, Houston Texans
24. Clelin Ferrell, DE, Oakland Raiders
25. Dalton Risner, OT, Philadelphia Eagles
26. Dexter Lawrence, DT, Indianapolis Colts
27. Byron Murphy, CB, Oakland Raiders
28. Jerry Tillery, DT, Los Angeles Chargers
29. Chauncey Gardener-Johnson, S, Kansas City Chiefs
30. Dexter Lawrence, DT, Green Bay Packers
31. Garrett Bradbury, C, Los Angeles Rams
32. Drew Lock, QB, New England Patriots

Nothing. He’s just awful. I was surfing through the Will Cain show and his show and god there’s like nothing from. No emotion. Nothing.

what the fuck.

Draftheads, can one of you please explain to me the appeal of Byron Murphy? Dude doesn't look like he has a chance of being a lockdown corner at the NFL level. Why is he a unanimous 1st round pick?

Very shallow corner class

Those are so good. Every restaurant I go to calls them stuffed grape leaves on the menu. Generally here they serve them with lamb but you can find places that have a few varieties. I started making my own, most local grocery chains actually sell the leaves in jars.

Murphy is actually pretty damn good coverage wise from what I've read/seen; his run support and press ability are the only question marks I've got on him

Shoulda done that 8 years earlier, he wouldn't have gotten held on every other play of his career

I need to find a way to work Bryce Love into one of my mocks. He feels like a quintessential Eagle. I'll be interested to see where he actually ends up getting drafted.

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>Packers assblast Da Burrs at soldier field to start the season
well the bears shitposting isn't gonna last long

man these Stoolers uniforms were so bad. RIP Grunk

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O/U Mack 3.5 sacks

10 reasons why the bengals are the worst NFL team of all time:
1. They Are located in Cincinnati, a city which has nothing of value except for a zoo. A fucking zoo.
2. Their logo is conceptually stupid. The team name is “Cincinnati Bengals.” Okay, so to represent the “bengals” part of the name, we make the logo have bengal tiger stripes. Now to represent the “Cincinnati” part, we should make it a C with tiger stripes, right? NOPE. They doubly represented the “bengals” part of the name for no reason. What makes it worse is that, unlike the Chicago bears, their secondary logo is actually good and could replace the striped B, but no, we get that shit logo instead.
3. They haven’t won a playoff game in 28 years, which is the longest drought in NFL history, even longer than the Lions. They almost won against the Steelers, but their players are such idiots that they blew it. No team should be this bad, not even the damn Browns. Not to mention that last playoff game
was a wild card.
4. They kept Marvin Lewis as their head coach for sixteen years and counting. Keeping a coach that long period is unwise, but it would be okay if Marvin Lewis was like Bill Belichick. Or someone who can win playoff games. But he isn’t. He can’t even call AAF games enjoyably.
5. They lost two superbowls to the 49ers then went into hiding forever. Even the Bills had better composure after getting blown out by the cowboys twice in a row, the bengals are just losers
6. In 2018 they got swept by the browns, who went 0-16 the previous season. And they were getting carried by a quarterback, which shouldn’t be possible, unless they’re going against a team that sucks, like the bengals.
7. They are one of the most irrelevant teams in the league. Their biggest rivals are the browns but only because they’re competing for who can call themselves the second best football team in Ohio behind the Buckeyes. At least the titans have history, the bengals are just carbon neutral.

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8. And unlike the Browns, Titans, Lions, or any other shit team, the bengals has never been good. They were founded in 1967 and have been shit ever since.
9. Their most notable player in history is Boomer Esiason. No further explanation needed.
10. Fuck the bengals.

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Be honest, would you rather have Bears shitposting or Packers shitposting?

>9. Their most notable player in history is Boomer Esiason.
probably Ochocinco desu

Cincinnati has Skyline Chili, and is my dad's hometown. It has value.

Bo Jackson curse

>thinking the packers are good
GARYON FAGDERS IS THE MOST OVERRATED QB IN THE LEAGUE. NOTHING IS EVER HIS FAULT HE IS PERFECT IN EVERYWAY

Skyline chili is awful

Esiason, Ickey, Ochocino and David Fulcher come to my mind when thinking of their great players, also that RB that played in the owl fresh out of prison and went back for doing drugs

>point
>STRAWMAN
classic burrs fan
might actually miss you after week 1

Shit I forgot Munoz too, dude made HOF

>Skyline
Please learn what decent food tastes like.

at least packer fans have been there more than once
with the bears fans last year, and vikings the year before, it's just toddlers who don't understand they'll just be irrelevant without an elite QB

>white guy division
>browns

>inb4 same coach

>Skyline Chili

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He's the second best offensive lineman ever desu

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isn't it just the same spastic talking to himself most of the time either way?

And here are the first!

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gimme a spin

gronk pls

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he's dead jim

>The only major free agent loss that turned out to be as successful on another franchise is Rodney Hudson
Shockingly true. And that was 4 years ago.

>Skyline Chili

The GOAT

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>Needing to stab people in the ribs with your thumb and punch them with a cast
Pick related is far closer user

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>the absolute state of the busc QB situation
At least Arians has coached an immobile QB b4

h-He'll be back for the playoffs! He'll catch 10 touchdowns in the playoffs and split co SBMVP with Brady! You'll see!!

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Why would da burrs stop shit posting when Khalil Mack is literally going to pull down Rodgers pants and fuck him balls deep at midfield at halftime?

>need to
More like get to. Hurting lil bitch boys is the best part about playing in the trenches.

how'd that work out for them week 1 last year?

khalil mack statpadded against a shit QB like he always does. was really funny when he disappeared against the sheagles in the wc

So what happens to the Pats franchise when the dynasty finally collapses? Like what does the team do? Become the Steelers and just eternally be 9-7 or better? Or tear it all down? Does Brady become HC?

They become a perennial 6-10 team

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>average TDs per game: 0.69

I knew a kid who went to Will North. Fucking cheating faggot at the science fair. I beat him out for the best prize tho lmao

U. 1 at most

fucking nerd

This will happen but Mack won't get any sacks during the actual game.

>"my 6-10 packers team is the best team in the divison"
>no, my 6-10 bears team is the best team in the divison"
Move over

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weird false flag but okay

Is that fucking spaghetti? also way too much cheese. The fuck is wrong with ohioans?

Skyline is gross but putting chili on spaghetti is great if you use good homemade chili would recommend

my school made me go

Good chili would still taste good out of an old shoe. Why add stupid noodles to it? Ohio is fucking retarded.

Brady will be revealed as the antichrist, all future seasons cancelled.

S

Two-time Super Bowl Champion David Carr.

Skyline is amazing, just look at this fine cuisine

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>old gay

>Why add stupid noodles to it?
Because they go well together

How can people eat chili? It looks like barf.

what you see is not chili

Skyline chili taste legit good, I don't care what you guys say

>people willingly eat this

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It tastes (and smells!) way better than it looks

S

jason peters really made him anonymous

>time for the pregame appetizer

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Ohio was a mistake

I don't see the problem here, that looks delicious

what the fuck

I probably wouldn't get mine buried in cheese either but it looks like someone wiped their ass ALL OVER those plates.

t. Radavius white

fuck gronk. yeah generational talent but him retiring after free agency cost the patriots big time. instead of announcing it right after the super bowl and granting the patriots 12m to sign a receiver or two, he waits until AFTER fee agency to "stick it to bill" when the team is rubbing nickels together to get some pass catchers for his boyfriend tom. holy fuck, how stupid AND disrespectful. that completely tarnished his reputation to me. him throwing his shoulder into that impoverished urban youth from buffalo isn't shit compared to this you claim to stand by tom and go against bill? while fucking both of them in the process all the while being lauded as a hero and a great guy? yeah maybe but you fucked the team AND your friends. what a stupid fucking faggot. belichick forever.

imagine being this much of a salty faggot about a HoF player from your own team lmfao

Bill you shouldn't hang out here.

Fuck off you tool!

bitchknees got banned again, lol disgusting bandwagoners

well, "özür dilerim" means "i'm sorry" in Turkish. but if she is like regular Turks in here, i don't think that'll be enough.

obviously never met sneak. zoom zoom, kid.

youtu.be/nYrQQ_9uMJQ

mis aves

Did Gronk play long enough to be in the HOF?

Reminder that this actually happened

GRONK REPLACING WITTEN IN THE BOOTH

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

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>Pats fans still believing any player on that team matters besides brady

Yes

Fuck glass bones Gronkowski he was a fraud anyways good riddance

What are some of the best Hard Knocks' seasons? I wanna watch a marathon.

I don't think they put enough cheese on

If I "Gronk" somebody, what does that mean?

>mfw it comes to light that Gronk was getting a bj just off camera every time he's in the booth

Rape and oppress them with cishetero white male privilege

Gronk is from Buffalo, and he said that he was extra motivated whenever he played them because he wanted to punish his hometown team for not drafting him.

.

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You don't?

i have no idea where north is unless the sun is rising or setting or I look at my phone

>having a compass on your phone
Fucking millenials. I can't even get my phone to take a picture.

based boomer

She got over it.

Fucking boomers, stop complaining life isn't the same as when you were young, and stop ruining our economy, culture, country, ability to get a job or buy a classic car.

>gronk is from buffalo
huh
never would’ve picked that

Raiders
Josh Allen
Kyler Murray
Woodworking and levergatting some govt downrange

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Just put yourself out there bucko lmao get off Yea Forums you 18 year old faggot and go be a man lmao

Buying a classic car is pretty cheap desu you just gotta get one beat up and wrench on it yourself. I'm half way through rebuilding a 302 sbf right now and might put it in my '68 truck or find another car for it. Haven't decided yet

>Raiders
>Getting Murray

what could lions fans have to be excited about except maybe flowers?
bears have a team that could make the playoffs even if their roster didnt improve
vikings have the remnants of a regressed playoff team
packers are adding a lot of players and have some talent already
what do the lions have to be proud of? I cant see it

Invincible qb
Good defense
Good runningback
Great, potentially elite wrs
Improved TE blocking

Forgot
Last in the division

if the tardinals don’t take him he’s not getting past gruden

I was asking about the lions

a shame about the coach though

You asked what lions fans have to be excited about, not if they were a good or bad team

Why would vikes fans be excited about being a regressed playoff team?

>last
First

Those things are true, don't be a fag

They are the lions, they can't get everything right, and hiring the rob liefeld version of what a normal human should look like is a very lions thing to do

>/nfl/
literally rugby for retards

>Invincible qb
they need a good qb tho
>Good defense
4th best in division
>Good runningback
3rd best in division, congrats
>Great, potentially elite wrs
yikes
>Improved TE blocking
wow congrats, now just find improved TE pass catching
maybe if your standards are that of a lions fan

>unironically living in africa
you don't get to call other people retards lol

theyll get swindled out of the division by the packers in week 17 again

Stafford is a good qb by any metric, just not a great one right now
I should've been more specific, the run defense was top 10 by the end of last season, our pass rush was shit
Our runningback is brand new, but just cuz he's 3rd best doesn't mean lions can't be excited, Kerryon is going to do great things
Jones, and especially Golladay, are great wrs with flashes of eliteness
Thanks for acknowledging I was right, and yeah our TE pass catching is shit

rugby is rugby for retards

Rug is hand-soccer

There's talk about the Jets trading down, someone could leapfrog the raiders

over half the league have young flashy WRs. its the easiest position to find athletic bodies at. they would need a huge jump this year to be even the 3rd best WR corps in the division

Living in SA is for retards at this point, bruv

I think the Raiders take DK Metcalf if the top two edge rushers are gone.

Can we PLEASE stop this meme? Edge rusher is not a position.

It is though

Obviously it is

>he thinks 3-4 and 4-3 DEs are comparable
>he thinks 3-4 and 4-3 OLBs are comparable
4-3 DE and 3-4 OLB are similar and a lot of players fit the role for both. It's easier to just say edge then have to describe the player as a "4-3 DE/3-4 OLB".

ELITE draft right here

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dumb bait or belligerent casual
cant even tell with this general

Simple ideas for simple minds.
The worst are the ones who defend the dumbing down of the discourse.

Best lineman ever is still playing, family.

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Give me the run down on Nasir Adderley

I always forget Trent Williams hasn't retired yet

he has been getting injured but is still the best left tackle in the league.

I wish Gronk was my uncle
>uncle Gronk, can you tell me the story about how you fucked those dimes raw in the club at the superbowl after party?

That's not Joe Thomas tho

Why would it be Joe Thomas? We are talking about the GOAT lineman.

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You mean Matt Light?

we should always specify RT, LT, RG, LG, L(4-3)IDL, R(4-3)IDL, R(4-3)DE, L(4-3)DE, W(4-3)OLB, S(4-3)OLB, L(3-4)OLB, R(4-3)OLB, NT, R(3T)DE, L(3T)DE, ROCB, LOCB, LSCB, RSCB, InTE, STE, LBWR, RBWR, LSWR, RSWR, SQB, PQB, UcQB, IformHB, TformHB, BpHB, SS, FS, NDB, SDB, LBCB, RBCB, etc
spread the word guys, this is the thinking mans football

bahktiari is the best LT in the league right now, move over old man

zoomer.

Lol RG3 getting sued by his old agent

stats are the future grampa, your eye-tests are outdated

Say something nice.

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BBC is based

I am an Arizona Cardinals fan.

You've only managed to ruin two surefire hall of fame WR's careers so far.

Could you please burn your cursed stadium to the ground? Much obliged

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Orlando Pace retired a long time ago buddy.

Even if the Lions had a good roster, their coaching staff is absolute trash so they aren't going anywhere.

why is the media pushing this chris ballard is some genius GM meme? it isnt like he wasnt going to spend money, he got outbid a couple times
no GM wants to overpay for players, but you NEED good players to win and you cant do it through the draft alone. Its okay to overspend on a couple players, almost necessary

>you can't do it through draft alone

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a personal best

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Rawl

you need years of good drafting to put together a SB team, ESPECIALLY with a franchise QB, and its too improbable not to whiff on a couple picks
the colts better pony up next year or theyll be stuck in the purgatory of too good to get impact players in the draft but too conservative to sign players and be a perennial playoff loser like the steelers or packers. They ended up overpaying their own players anyhow because they were availible didnt want to replace them in FA
the best strategy is fill your needs in FA and go into the draft looking for BPA for the first couple rounds

Eh, I always give new head coaches 2 seasons before I declare them trash, especially when the new guy is a radical departure in terms of size, shape, and coaching style compared to the last one

Is there any possible scenario where the Pats can trade up, get Hockenson, and still manage to nab either Christian Wilkins or Dexter Lawrence with the 32rd pick? Asking for a friend.

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>Hockenson
Fuck off the lions will take him, maybe

no

Wilkins won't make it past 25, unless Oliver also drops.

>numerals
When was the last time the Pats even had to draft in a panic. They've been the same team for a decade.

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Other than Sony, they haven't managed to get a first round stud since Hightower in 2012.

Gronk will rest up, get bored of fucking 10/10 instathots every day and come back for the 2020 season anyways

I already got digits confirming his return in week 17, and his 10 receiving tds across the 2019 playoffs. He'll then retire after catching 5 tds and a co SBMVP in SBLIV. Book it.

Can he really just return whenever he wants?

Maybe.
If they keep the 32nd and trade up it will require next years 1st this years 2's and at least one of the threes.

Theoretically it is possible. In no way is it worth it.

That hurt my head

As long as it's to the Patriots (the team that he had a contract through 2019 with), and Belichick and Kraft okay it.

This thread is moving so slowly everybody will notice I hate my life

*ignores you*

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Howdy

Really makes you think

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How long until the bungles draft a new qb?

Brady is a homo

Fuck Tom Brady. Guy has the most NPC name in football history

That's how you know we're in a simulation

I cannot refute this

>reddit bay

They're trading up for Murray this year
Cap it

John Smith says hello.

Based and red rifle pilled

>cheatriots
plastic af fanbase

Incorrect. As of the last census you are v wrong.

Tom, Brady, Tom Brady isn't even a top 100 common name.

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LITERALLY BTFO

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Holy shit how will Old Gay ever recover?

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Rodgers is more normie than Brady.

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Behold the most average QB to exist in NFL history, with the most NPC name in NFL quarterbacking a champion of the people and one of my personal heros. Here's hoping a speedy recovery for pic related

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Fuck the Packers. Aaron Rodgers is an overrated bum.

I unironically believe that if we didn't fall for the Kaep meme, Smeth would have won us multiple superb owls by now. Get better soon buddy, I still think you're elite.

should have signed him.

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Is Devin White worth a top 5 pick?

Our relationship with him was already shot when Jim Harbaugh tried to get Peyton Manning to come to SF, but yes we should have signed him.

Smith's a guy whose hard work waking up early and going to bed late paid off and kept him in a game alongside gunslingers, meme runners, and other elite QBs. Smith's mental game was great and he used the tools in his pocket knife of an arsenal to the best of his physical limits. He struggled at first to get there and unfortunately due to those same physical limits he does have a ceiling lower than other elites.

Nonetheless Smith's heart was always there and if the man was born with an arm like Rodgers, favres, or mahomes I believe full well that Alex Smith's name would have gone down in footballs greatest of all time. You can call him a checkdown regional supervisor all you want but he made do with what he had.

Last year with the chiefs when he finally had hunt, hill, and kelce to let the deep ball fly out a bit more he kept up one of his most telling stats of football intelligence that he had throughout his career. A low turnover rate.

Imagine the things Smith could've done with an arm.

Sure, if you have a big hole at his position

it does not help when you have six or so new offensive coordinators in six years to start your career.

smeth has the arm, just does not throw deep.

Isn't a "box safety" that sucks at man and zone coverage just an undersized linebacker? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

What’s a word for someone who is infamous but was also very good at what they did? For example

Magic Johnson, elite basketball player / HIV positive
Michael Vick, mobile QB / dog fighter
R Kelly, music legend / rapist
Michael Jackson, king of pop / pedophile
Colin Kaepernick, superbowl QB / kneeler
50 cent, rap legend / asshole
Columbus, expert sailor / genocidal racist

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Do the Saints have the most painful playoff losses in NFL history?

What are the chances him or TJ Hockenson drop to 15

D'aron Payne was supposedly not going to be at 17 last year, but he was.

>bills
>losing 4 owls in a row
No

unintentionally spreading diseases is not 'genocide.'
they deserve it for bountygate.

why do people hate the least offensive franchise? its like the steelers without the drama and terrible fanbase
seethe tho

Based and fuckthesaintspilled

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I'm still convinced the niners would have won that super bowl if he had started instead of Kaepernick

I think so, especially if teams sub linebackers out for them

Doubtful, the Bucs, Lions, and Bengals have huge needs at LB so one of them will take him

Karma came back on the Rams, weren't supposed to be in that owl, Karma didn't let them fucking breathe hahahahaha
>inb4 saints fan

0 for Devin white, hockensen maybe

maybe if it wasnt against the vikings

both the saints getting fucked over as karma for bountygate and the rams meme offense getting completely shut down (goof being quite literally brought to his knees by van noy was the best part of the superb owl) was the best possible outcome.

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Jhonas Jeffersin lmaos

The rams will go undefeated and win the superbowl next year. Pic related proves it

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They barely made the playoffs next season

Doesn’t matter

Couldve picked it tbqh. Extended brees' career by another season

I agree 100% with you. Chiefs fan here, as much as I love our mutt I feel responsible for Smith's final destination as our management sent him right into FedEx fields poor grass and ownership. Smith didn't deserve what he got but at least he made their asses pay millions in garuantees.

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If Karma was real the Rams wouldn't ever have a winning season.

>unintentionally spreading diseases is not 'genocide.'
You think that's all he did?

Christopher Columbus was an Italian and a hero.

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