OFFICIAL MONTENEGRO v ENGLAND MATCH THREAD 2

AND THATS THE WAY WE LIKE IT

WOAHAHAOOOAAAAA

NO JFS ALLOWED

inb4 the same guy that predicted 'this group will win something' posts a long article about 'why England will never win the World Cup again' (which they won't as long as 90% of their team plays in the same league)

england is disguising their powerlevel

IT'S COMING HOME FOR REAL THIS TIME

montenegro playing their world cup final against mighty england. sad

England are shit

Both

Ascended poster

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how come its not Serbia & Montenegro? Did they break up?

>INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto

>TECHNOLOGICAL SLAVERY
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1

>ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803

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belgrade is literally the only one i know

Montenegro 1 Ireland 1 England 0

what part of England are you from lads

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Imagine not betting on an England win when they were odds on, disaster

How will English gay fans survive in Podgorica ?

A-any webm of the goals?

montenegro are far better than scotland in all honesty

Since 2006

England could realistically win the (nations) league

Belgrad
Slavograd
Balkanograd
Commiegrad
Poorgrad

England

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MANCHESTER

Skopje number one!

Only 13 years ago you melt

England can't even beat the largest Knights of the Old Republic fan club

Everton

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Lincolnshire lad, born and raised. In the farmlands where i spent most of my days.

York la'

Reminder that the last interesting qualification campaign that we were involved in was the Euro 2008 one and we flopped.

Not playing seriously is a disrespect to the opponent and the fans.

Leicester la

London

COME ON MOLDOVA

Derbyshire la

fuck the brits
hate 'em
simple as

Shottingham

Croydon

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Grealish is a better CAM than dele alli and will take his place in spurs starting 11 next year

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Going to Warwick for university, what should I prepare for?

Silly Suffolk. You know, the silly actually means sexy, for Suffolk women were considered the most beautiful of all the isle.

Llandudno

South West London

Halifax

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Salford

Yorkshire.

COMING HOME

The Huddersfield of dreams

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He said England not Pakistan

Hudson O-SHIT more like
Why the fuck are we even playing Barkley too

Based thief scouser robbing goals from his own teammate

FOREIGNERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>can't score without blocking the keeper

BARKLEY IS A TRUE ENGLISH LAD
NO PROVINCIAL GENETICS RUN THROUGH HIS PURE ANGLO VEINS

Belgrad
Novi Sad
Skopje
Zagreb
Novi Pazar

Ya I'm thinkin its coming home

COMING

EW

IT'S COMING HOME

Falkland Islands

Fucking hell croydon is changing

You!

Thieving scouser what a surprise

Podgorica
Zagreb
Vojvodina
Belgrade
Serajevo

*nigeria

Are you planning on living in Leamington or Coventry?

sussex

WARRINGTON

But only 1 player in the last three world cup winnings teams played outside their country

WHAT BRAVERY
WHAT COURAGE

COME ON ENGERLAND

Urbanite scum

ABSOLUTE STATE OF ABE

rofl Jocks on suicide watch

>Yea Forums
>Yea Forums
>Yea Forums

Was going wide before dross got a touch, CHO IDF BTFO

>whiteoid benefiting from the BLACK mans work

Surprise, Surprise

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Are the morons in this thread aware that Callum Hudson-Odoi is 18 years old?

He's pretty fucking good for an 18 year old.

If Maddison or Grealish showed the same sort of promise as he does when they were 18 they'd probably also have more England caps.

Based lads and slags

fuck, wish i had put some more money when they were at 2...
i'm still making 200 bucks tho

Montenegro obliterated

THE MOLESTERS OF MONTENEGRO

>sporting English handicap ourselves to make it an entertaining contest and give JF a chance
>still win easily
Good show chaps

Ahahaha the absolute state of stinking jocks

Theyre furious

A goal made in Africa

1 like, 1 respect

kane goal is essential

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE A FUNNY NIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What the hell bros you told me this was montenegros year

Yes

Do Sports Direct accept returned Montenegro shirts with big greasy stains down the front lads?

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I KNOW THAT WAS THEN BUT IT COULD BE AGAIN

DIVERSITY 2 - 1 RACISM

On campus.

This Odoi is shit and is shit for chelsea, they need to stop pretending like he's good

Solihull

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WARRY WARRY WARRY WARRY WARRINGTON

OHHHHHH WARRY WARRY

>beat Czech Republic
>beating Montenegro

Is this the best England we've ever seen?

CHO Is a fucking hogson.
We need to get our hero Sterling on the ball.

this guy on the megaphone is annoying

>the first man he goes to
Apart from that solo celebration and then his celebrating with literally everybody else

Typical scouser. even stealing a goal

norf

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Yeah, Euro 2020 is in the bag. Apologize right now, Yea Forums

Anyone got the jock cannae be happening norf meme?

Brits are little bit paranoid 2bh. I don't think people are cheering against you or something.

INGURLAND INGURLAND INGURLAND

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I've heard this same broken record about countless "prospects". This narrative will continue until he is old and frail like Theo Walcott.

CHEER UP ALEX SALMOND

England will still lose this. Screencap this post, Engpakis.

Alli isn't a CAM you fucking plebs, this isn't fifa. Hes a Raumdeuter

ENGLAND ARE NEVER GOING TO LOSE A SINGLE GAME EVER AGAIN

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>le england showed character meme

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Warwick uni is in Coventry

I'm a big fan of Dan Croll

Still smarting from Khazakstan?

Rashford on suicide watch after this international break

Somerset la

CHO's shot wasn't even on target you semen slurping vegan

still a full half to play

Birkenhead lad

Reminder that Barkley is a quarter Nigerian

>not rating /are/ Theo
Dude got injured before every single World Cup. He was the last person, before Kane (and Sterlel) to score a hattrick.

2006 referendum resulted in 55% in favor of separation over 45% remain. Non-Orthodox minorities voted heavily in favor of separate and we're the single reason it happened. Montenegrins are ethnic Serbs .

I had a mate when I was at school who looked like Jordan Pickford. In fact I had about 10 mates who looked like him.

YA SEETHING?

Ronaldo goes off and Portugal get back in the game
Is he and Messi finished at international football?

England are always GOAT in the qualifiers and shit everywhere else

*comes home*

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The most boring 3 years of your life

What's the verdict on Marcus Rashford?

I was on holiday in London (Brixton) and had sex with a few black women from tinder
good times

Christ anyone would think Hudson Odoi had been cloned and was playing in every position listening to this commentary

and portugal equalizes now....

WARRY WARRY WARRY WARRY WARRINGTON

wolfie you sexy bastard

Were**

best i can do lad

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Berkshire

Brilliant pass from Rose

190 come back

Spoken like a true England fan desu

is barkley white

He also went off and Portugal went on to win the euros

>Seething about your merry mercenary band of ''''''ENGLISH'''''' players beating up some nation that didn't exist 14 years ago

Rice is not doing as well as I hoped defensively. We look a lot more vulnerable on the break than when Hendo or Dier is playing

>had to delay Brexit because Europoors weren't prepared to get absolutely BTFO

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Alli isn't a Raumdeuter you plebs. This isn't Fifa. He's a run-fast-nigger

For me its Wayne Rooney

Media trying to prove they’re not racist now

can't keep the elite down

Reminder that Keane once talked to a black person so technically that's
>Diversity 2 - 1 Racist Facists

Is that right outside east-croydon train station? Fucking hell it's changed a lot and I was last down there a couple months ago.

Elite unity

portugal play well without ronaldo, argentina are a disgrace without messi. if neither play portugal would humiliate argentina

Leicester

I had a mate who went to school with Victor Moses and he said he used to bully the other retards who had to go to special needs class by standing in the doorway so no one could get in or out and sucking his teeth.

The amount of false flagging english posing as angry scots is hilarious. Delusional cunts thinking anyone cares about you.

ross barkley has a nigerian grandfather
he has the bbc gene in him

absolute state of the ukraine

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COME ON ELITEBROS I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!!

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I don't support England, I support diversity

#respect

Montenegran cookie-monster fan is my favourite fan. He should be more famous than he is.

International Football is transitioning to become the major part of football.
We'll be happy for the international break.
Ronaldo and Messi aren't part of that.

GEEEEEEEET STUCK INNNNNN

wtf I love Barkley now

yes they are, it's us against the world

What about vs Spain in the WC tho?

haha

Don't you mean province?

Barkley is unironically England's best midfielder

how many would montenegro beat scotland by?

literally rooting for England

what needs to happen to make the euro qualifiers actually exciting is to cut down on the amount of friendlies, somehow make a tournament that ends in an 8 team round robin like south america

Based

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No he's scouse

Not difficult is it

half time crisp discussion

it's got to be salt and vinegar seabrooks for me clive

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tfw grandfather had to go to the colonies to do his and we can do it in europe

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4-0 at least

Everyone is just jealous of out empire. We'll get it back

Hope you used a rubber mate.

>Jamal Ngwembo-Von Schreichter

I for one dont support any national team

I support all humans of the world under the rule of the one and only God

Support your local country lad.

POST SLAGS

UMMM YES OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION FROM HUDSON ODOI

>Nigerian Grandad
>Half Nigerian Dad
Nope, the women in his family get bred by african bulls.

Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane >Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane > Keane > Kane

Walker's Worcester sauce desu

>minorities
>won the referendum with a majority

these are god tier
BBQ good tier
the rest are shit

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Nik naks are amazing, get that pleb shit out of here

Switch Mcoys and Pringles. Pringles would be god tier if not for the fucking stupid tube.

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at least 4

Shef

time for a brew and a few custard creams

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Based and homepilled

Pringles > All
but chipsticks has to be higher

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Pringles aren't crisps

Good money to be made on first half goals in these qualifiers as long as you are the tiniest bit savvy. You didn’t hear that from me though *dissapears into the night with my vast winnings*

Dorito's down, HUla Hoops up,Jacob's minis can go up on

Enfield

>power-sharing phones
Why would I EVER want this shit. Just means more retards pestering me for something.

Post Montenegro slags

Elder god tier right here.

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Quavers are god tier

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>doritos, pringles, walkers god tier
ugh

Why did 190cm stop posting when England went ahead

make way

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The holy trinity is NikNaks, Seabrooks and Wotsits

don't @ me

C O P E
O
P
E

Absolutely heroic stuff from Sterling, Hudson-Odoi and the lads to not only play but beat a team with a racial slur in their name

have fun being literal who teams you english pricks
we live in your head rent free
got that nigel?
RENT FREE
E
N
T
F
R
E
E

Do Tyrells also come in a bag with a picture of three women? Might be a black and white pic, can't remember.

Swap hula hoops with salt and shake. Move Pringles into shit teir and this is a good list.

Nipping to the offie for a 4 pack of stella (pint cans obviously), anyone want 'owt?

it was 2 years ago, I am pretty sure there is some little half german mutt now

Doritos are trash also kettle are elder god tier

what the fuck is "give him a sugar lump" supposed to mean?
the ad says he's a thoroughbred, not skinny so it just makes no sense
proper fucks me off that advert

holy
fucking
PENG

Wotsits are the ones for me tbqhwy fampai.

Freddo bar please. Should only be 20p.

busy nonceing his niece again the fat fuck

if you hate us why are you watching this much you seething scot?

>he doesnt rate mini cheddars
Also kettle chips are most definitely in the shit tier

chipsticks and pringles god tier, kettle chips and tyrrells are flavourless.
coop own brand salt and vinegar is the tier above god

Completely forgot about mothers day 2bh

can't down mate just winding scottish dave up

Pretty nice with some pints

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Chipsticks are the GOAT there is no discussion

>Posting under the flag of the English Empire
Cucked to the max my jock vassal.

four pack of tyskie and whatever crisps are on offer cheers pal

the iceland imitation tyrells cheese and onion are nice

Got any proof of this? Archived posts? Anything m?

Podgorica
Movo Mesto
Sibenik
Vukovar
Dubrovnik

Ian Wright is the quintessential based black man

Step aside retards

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>le black cockney brainlet

Morgan Gibbs-White
Cameron Borthwick-Jackson
Kyle Walker-Peters
Ainsley Maitland-Niles
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Callum Hudson-Odoi
Malakai Hinckson-Mars
Trent Alexander-Arnold
Tashan Oakley-Boothe
Aaron Wan-Bissaka
Rushian Hepburn-Murphy
Shaun Wright-Phillips
Bradley Wright-Phillips
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Ruben Loftus-Cheek
Nathaniel Mendez-Laing
Isaac Buckley-Ricketts
Benny Ashley-Seal
Courtney Baker-Richardson
Ashley Smith-Brown
Miles Welch-Hayes
Paris Cowan-Hall
Tareiq Holmes-Dennis
Nathaniel Knight-Percival
Ethan Ebanks-Landell
Troy Archibald-Henville
Jake Clarke-Salter
Corey Blackett-Taylor
Josh Dacres-Cogley
Viv Solomon-Otabor
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake
Reice Charles-Cook
Jonson Clarke-Harris
Devon Kelly-Evans
Dion Kelly-Evans
Karlan Ahearne-Grant

Which one will score next?

*Blocks your path*

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No way, those are dog vomit flavor

Yeah top choice there mate.

yessai lad, some Marmite and a pint of duvel for me

fuck off you northern cunt

Too right lad

looks like gammons back on the menu boys

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Ross the Boss

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Wrighty is the most loved man in football

Belgrade
Skopje
Zagreb
Zadar
Split

post slav slags

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How do you know what dog vomit tastes like you nutter haha

Why do blacks have double barreled names?

Big crunch bar and 4 tins of red stripe please mate.

Remember when Peter Schmeichel called him a nigger?

I can imagine him calling Blacks he n word

Most Orthodox voted to stay you since. Minority voting rights ruined Serbia and Montenegro.

Psst... nothing personal kiddo

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From left to right

Kill, marry, fuck

Nigga that's a dude

don't care for the game, only for half time slags, so post more

give it a rest rorke

>Your face when we vote out again.

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Lomana Lua-Lua

haven't got anything saved but basically he got catfished and admitted to that person that he was estranged from his family for touching his niece

>nipples showing

This is becoming more and more common. How degenerate can this country get?

Absolute state of the udder witch on the left. Why don't her mates tell her she looks like a sad donkey?

Belgrade, Zagreb, Ljubljana, Split, Dubrovnik

im not even that racist , all cockneys are retards whatever race

chicken and mushroom pot noodle

I learned it from eating those crips

Pretty sure at least one of them is white. Used to be a upper class 'maintain both family legacies' now it's lower class 'maintain both racial legacies'

don't remember that no

>we live in your head rent free
who are you though?

All kids are outside wedlock

Can someone please explain why all the zoomer Ngubu’s have double barrelled surnames??? Is this some kind of fashion statement or are we running out of original names??

Fuck I hate hairy spiders with claws.

Slags-R-Us

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it's only a nipple ahmed, we've all got them

So there’s no proof?

Yeah, shut up nerd.

traps can be slavs and slags

i only know the capitals
>belgrade
>sarajevo
>ljubljana
>zagreb
>pristina

Sounds like him, but 190cm was posting in the Scotland - San Marino thread.

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Would you prefer it if there was still a Yugoslavia team?

the top thread of all time on the scottish football subreddit is a croatia appreciation thread after the wc semi

Maintain some sort of link to their black dads who aren't in their lives

>'maintain both racial legacies'
lol no its becuase the dads never stick around, half of the ones on the list are pure niggers

Leeds

Think they had a laugh about it years later
independent.co.uk/sport/schmeichel-faces-racist-abuse-charge-1279851.html

Trip on 190cm.

do we have the worst women in the world lads?

>country literally has "negro" in its name
Isn't this a bit problematic?

there is somewhere, I saw some screenshots a while ago

What’s your half time snacks lads?

Friendly reminder that the girl on the left is a 4/10 at absolute utter most photogenic best and has probably had far more sex and had far more attention from the opposite sex than you :)

My dad never stuck around an I only have one last name

I feel squares are under appreciated. Also no mention for walkers roast chicken?

>paddy power mocking the fight for equality
disgusting

>Garter belt
>No stockings
Why?

Toad in the Hole, chips and beans.

I can already remember the horrible Yorkshire cunts that I've slept with where they had a banging body and were proper fit but I couldn't stand their fucking accent so before I bent them over I made either made them have some sort of item in their mouth to stop them from talking in their accent during sex or just hold my fingers on either side of their mouth like a dentist when I was from behind.

Fuck Yorkshire honestly. Slags are good though

Are you half black?

Magumba Ngubu-Matumba should be on the field. England's best prospect.

We actually do. The best girl I've ever had in my life was German. She was lovely. I fucking blew her off and I regret it every time I think of her.

No lad, for every clubbing slag sucking dick behind the greggs on a Tuesday night, there is a wholesome Christian woman knitting jumpers for her family in the Yorkshire dales on a Saturday night.

Tudor Pelagos or the new Seamaster 300M lads?

No. But why would is it a black kid thing when there's millions of white kids with absent dads?

It's a "went to the toilet straight after half-time whistle but I'm still not finished shitting and the second half is probably coming up real soon" episode.

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>I fucking blew her off
bit gay

haha

Sounds like you proper went t'work on them

I hear Bayern Munich are going to sign him in the summer for about tree fiddy

You would after 13 pints lad

>I fucking blew her off
>her
That was a lad mate.

Oreos and tea, I'm a filthy traitor tbqwhy.

its disgusting women are playing sports with men

lol this is the same for Brummie girls

>AHH THAT'S FANTASTIC AHH

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>he fell for the le conservative rural women meme
all british women are the same regardless of where they live, its more a class divide

Thread absolutely reeks of seething incels tbqh

What you getting your mum for Mother's Day lads?

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bulton

Cause it's funny
Fuck off, can't stand slags anymore but their bodies were always bang on

*sarcastic liberal comment*
haha

Just a card and some flowers off moonpig.

Boring I know but easy.

Yeah and where does the lower class live you sprog?

Remember when people hated these fucking adverts. What happened?

Go to the doctor

fuck off football yank we all know you're a virgin

Hetzelfde

>yonner
ewww

Nothing, not falling for the jews tricks

Just a card, she hasn’t even spent the vouchers I got her for Christmas so she can do one if she thinks she’s getting anymore.

mostly in the cities but lots of toffs live in cities too

Excessive use of negros is ruining the sport

>We’re good now la
Lol

Who had a better dinner than me tonight?
Gravy mug is comfy af before you rip into it.

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i'm going to "accidentally" leave the door open whilst i'm having a wank to xev bellringer

>not man-marking and getting your half chub on some girls arse
Come on son.

>no foden

Shit tier

think she’s fit tbqh

>British cuisine

Did Southgate really say the atmosphere would be something to be concerned about? This ground holds about 50 people.

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Yes. From now on we should only be allowed to call them Monte N-word

Steak doesn't look too hot tbqh

>Dixon talking shit about CHO's development again
England commentators really are the most boring cunts.

I don't know how, but this picture makes it super obvious you're at Uni.

Her tits are at least a 7, which more than makes up for the sub-par face.

England struggling against Montenegro is just as embarrassing as Scotland struggling against San Marino per capita

dont @ me

It's like everything else, eventually people get conditioned to something and then they start to like it

Yikes

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Mmmm grey meat

but the bottle says bordeux so some of it is spanish as well.

>those peas that have been boiled to death

come on son. not even using hand ground salt either. pathetic.

needs to be mushy peas la

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Not always about the capacity, is it.

Look at all the teams that have gone from soulful 20k terraced grounds to soulless 30k identical bowls.

Based motivational instagram accounts

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>talking about CHO all fucking game
KILLLLL MEEEEEE

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Her tits are fucking shit mate.

absolutely dismal

the steak looks like jazz jenning's necrotic piss flaps

Mummy made me Egg sandwich

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>Waitrose

Is this what poor people think rich people eat?

>Bread not buttered
So close to being perfect

Those chips look way undercooked

>clear plates

Absolute window licker

Rashford>Hudson-Ngubu>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sancho

At least it's not Owen Hargreaves

Should have played it to sterling

>bordeux
>spanish
i hope you are trolling...

fun fact: Scot means "bastard" in Serbo-Croatian

It's only that cheap "flat steak" lark so not too surprising.
Is correct after all.

what is the club equivalent of this match?

fucking state of sterlel

that bread is buttered

>Barklel

>barklel

That is a hideous steak

Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace

Wait for my fackin whistle la

>cuts inside
oooh so that's why Bayern wanted him

MAKE THE PAN MUCH, MUCH HOTTER BEFORE YOU PUT THE STEAK ON IT
and it will not look like a post-op, post-dilation cunt pipe

Smelly Alli was open you fool

>carding Barkley for quickly taking freekick
Oh my fucking days.

Ooft that middle one is a right Helen of Troy

she put the bread on upside down the fucking idiot

It's literally just salt lad, no need to psychoanalyse me for it.

Tottenham vs Oldham

Clear plates are for common people with no taste.

>tfw vegetarian

Haven’t eat meat for about 5 years lads.

The fuck did you butter it with? Paint?

Is your mother retarded?

Wow lol so fun

my pet rock might decide to take facts like that now instead of drugs to have fun haha

Arsenal vs Lokomotiv Moscow

>rose

What the FUCK was that, rose should never play for England again.

Remember when Henry started the quick freekick meme? Why is Danny Rose being played? That's fucking awful.

sort it out you dossers

my dinner was much better

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Would say England are a bit better than loko

imagine having to sit your dad down and tell him you’re going to be a football referee

>thinking some shite flat steak will ever look good
There's a reason I prepared gravy rather than peppercorn sauce, lads.

the food of kings

kino

that's in the sit down chippy, not my house
butter

That actually looks pretty nice

It’s to stop the egg melting the butter retard and all 4 sides of the bread are buttered anyway

How old was your niece? Was it worth it?

Patrician meal here

for me its alphabites

>beans touching the other things
vile

10/10

Based as fuck. Not had chicken dippers for so many years, let alone the fucking potato faces.

Good to see we still can't fucking defend.

Ok wtf is going on. Do you think this is normal or is this a special mummy treat?

Can someone remind me what happened to England in the last Euros?

lol it’s ok actually

PART TIME DENTISTS.

The fuck is wrong with you?

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your pet rock couldn't shag in the first year of uni LOOOL

Sarajevo
Belgrade
Split
Zagreb
Pristina

Belgrade, Zagreb, Novi Sad, Skopje, Podgorica

rate, hate, participate

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so the butter melts anyway and your hand gets covered in butter you donkey

Fml lads, only fucked 3 different girls and I've managed to get genital warts, it's not fair

autism innit mate

you cant let the bean juice sink in man

>"Rose... uhh... Sterling"

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nice socks bender

She just made me another without butter on the top, fuck you
I have knife and fork to cut it up

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I've only ever put my pee pee in two vaginas but I've never caught an STD to be fair.

When are we going to admit that Kane is dogshit, been absolutely invisible

>all 4 sides are buttered

is this a northern thing

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It's not the kind of thing that you tell your parents.

You keep it a secret, lie, say you work an office job or something. And then one day your dad goes to a game, and he scratches his chin "That referee looks a lot like.... OH GOD" and you see him running from the stands, wiping the tears from his eyes.

>MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER >MONTENIGGER

too easy
say it with me lads
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE

5-1 incoming

Barkley. Poor lad never had chances before. Also >Sterlel.

Agree with you there, beans should only touch toast and baked potatoes

Bruh this dudes still got his xbox kinect plugged in.
How often you boot that up pal?

My cousin used to be like that, but they were like 6 then. Make of that what you will.

Then again I prefer eating my food as separate components. Not that I mind it being mixed together either, just if I'm having fish, chips and mushy peas, I'll generally eat the fish, then chips, then mushy peas

How much does it cost to live in a brothel?

Nigeria's Brave Ross Barkley

yeah we thrashed Wales 2-1

Barkley seems like an utter cunt.

C A L C U L A T E D

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Very nice.

Brilliant play by Callum Hudson-Odoi

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can i come round yours to watch a film lad?

>all 4 sides of the bread are buttered anyway

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sterlel is utter shit, every pass intercepted until there's a lucky deflection

listen to these twat commentators pretending it was a masterful play

Luvvly Jubbly

unlucky mate, you the 1/10 people that get the physical warts. A lot of people carry the virus though. Apple cider vinegar works to burn them off

Based Nigerian

E A S Y

For you.

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WAEEY

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lmao

THREE ONE
TO THE INGERLAND
THREE ONE
TO THE INGERLAND

>player get's an assist
>get annoyed with him

wew

He lured their whole team in with his run, he's a slippery bugger

If ITV don't stop cumming over CH-O I think they might make him pregnant

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Two slices, retard.

It's getting boring being a powerhouse now lads

Remember when the entire nation of Scotland thought Montenegro being 1-0 up allowed them to avoid the fact they lost 3-0 to Kazakhstan

The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for humanity.

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East anglia, have another pic from other day, it taste better with more butter anyway

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we've been dogshit tonight

oh yes wow, he also lured the defender into closing his legs in just the right way as to deflect the ball into the path of barklel

un esthète.

time to go to the gym

I shagged a good 20 birds unprotected with a big genital wart on my nob just didn’t tell them or show them my nob haha. Sorry boys if I give anyone the warts via proxy x

I thought the way he ran very fast was simply superb

>rent free

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literal butterfingers spotted

Based digits and message

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thanks user, anything with sakura is a save for me

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That's not the part I was bothered by, you retard.

Absolutely fucking vile

Spurs players have been dogshit once again, like clockwork

Based Unabomber quints

While I don't agree with his methods, he did make some good points

Shhhh, user. This is just the build-up. I know it hurts, seeing the pundits and the fans act like we're decent. But it's all God's divine plan, to build them up, and then crush them. Patience, user. Pateince.

Do people unironicly think sanshit is better than rashford or even hudson-ngubu?

Based

Remember when the entire nation of England thought beating Montenegro 3-1 allowed them to avoid the fact they lost to part time dentists

On a scale of 1 to American, how fucking fat are you?

>east anglia
oh your sister made it for you too then?

Why are there no good wales pepes

Smelly Alli was been good I thought

You’re a disgrace mate, way too much butter you fat fuck.

He's much better than CHO

Cozy af

>he did make some good points
which you would have never read if not for his actions

>le dribble away from goal man

How is that a sport related post?

Ever had a "butter bun" from that shop in Ipswich?
Really really tasty honestly.

He's done fucking nothing mate, what's made you think he's done well?

the first 190kg post I've ever agreed with

10/10

>it's
'message' dismissed

>tfw you realise a nuclear holocaust would be a good thing

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just off down the asda to buy four kilos of butter and a loaf of warburtons, anyone want owt?

Hmm really made me think

is sterling gay? wtf is he flailing his arms like that for

Really wish England had got an harder group. Not gonna learn anything about this team by flying over to slavland every other month and playing farmers.

Need a France, Germany, Belgium, Netherlands etc to see where we're at.

You haven't realised this already? Where have you been the past 15 years?

Ted Quintzynski

Samefag

Hobnobs lad

thanks Ted

nations league's for that

(((civilisation)))

Has kane passed his prime?

Because it annoys you

Thats what the nations leauge is for lad. Netherlands in the summer.

show some respect for our culture

*Suffolk, sorry, forgot.

Get us a tub of Haagen Dazs mate

we just beat spain and croatia and have netherlands coming up

>The kiddy diddler is back
Oh my days. I'll get some edits made eventually.

fuck the english
fuck the scots

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>France, Germany, Belgium, Netherlands
Only one of those countries are elite and we'r playing them over summer

why not both?

yeah he was a 4 season wonder

based luddite

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

Wtf I’m 6 ft 1 and 10st 7, butter makes you thinner retards helps you digest food

Can some slavshits explain why everyone is named "Vic

Aberfan

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samefag

based and Ted-pilled

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It's a -son thing, isn't it?

IMPERIOUS TAP IN FROM KANE

TOO
FUCKING
EASY

OH YESSSSS IMPERIOUS HOLD UP PLAY FROM KANE, THE MAN MOUNTIAN HIMSELF. TRULY A SPECTACULAR FINISH.

lollllllllllll

i didnt call you fat i called you inbred you swamp creature

I was going to say he was saving the goals for the actual euros but he scored as I was typing it.

>Kane scores from open play
Surprised it wasn't offside.

Based Golden Boot holder

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

Your Messis, your Kanes

TANGO SPOTTED

BASED SCOR SUM FAKIN GOLS IN THE CROWD

TANGO SPOTTED

Respectable post to be very honest.

TANGO SPOTTED

>are you scotland in disguise

TANGO SPOTTED
ITS CAMIN HOME

new

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Thanks Pep for refinding the Brenny Sterling

Kane motm

TANGO SPOTTED

KANE the tap in merchant

pls tell me someone capped tango in the crowd

>Two games
>England 9 - 1 Europe

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>Are you Scotland in disguise?

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Lads, is this who i think it is

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How was that not offside?

more kane tap ins

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Where does Tango find the money to go to all of these matches? He was at the WC as well.

He doesn't exactly look like someone who would have a good job

ZOOM AND ENHANCE

Based

Classist PIG

Thought the lino was gonna give him a slap

youtube.com/watch?v=VQ94j3lszYE

B&R