/mlb/ general - WHOLE SQUAD READY edition

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cubs fan here!!!!

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>cubs fan queer!!!!
ftfy

where else would you be

Mlb the show 19 tomorrow!

HYPED

THIS WEEKEND

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oh

cover?

AL West is >ours to lose

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19th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

Nats desu senpai

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Real aboardddd

No

based Nats

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nigga got zero replies for twenty minutes then six all at once. i smell a rat.

Fuck you.

Fuck that guy.

justhere trying to post about baseball, lads.

who's the least worst NL team? the Doyers can't keep getting away with it, surely

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Are you sure?

Rockies

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>Team RISP: 3-for-12
Mets in midseason form on this front.
>Edwin Diaz: 8.59 ERA
This better not be midseason form as well. Thank goodness we got Familia back if so.

>/base/

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what are you >implying

That your Mom is a whore. It's fairly obvious.

ha, got you there, whores charge money.

Checkmate, asshole.

Cubs fan here are false flag posters. They are not cubs fans. They are most likely pooer, who Sox, or tards fans.

>Cubs fan here are fag posters
I knew that

Cubs fan here
*sucks cock*

No I'm a cubs fan. I didnt make that /mlb/ thread though

THIS is the year we unseat LOS LASTROS

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cubs fan is in the building!

no no, i read it in a thread, every cubes post is made by the same person, just like every lastropost is the same user. every other mlb poster is a sox or doyers fan.

makes perfect sense

Autistros has entered his thread!

hm.... appears we have ourselves quite the dilemma... just gimme some time... I'll sort this out.

cubs fan here nyaa ha ha ha

>scuba

you've already had two seasons, homey, it's not happening. let another NL team have a shot.

>spicswing

>Spic's Wing
Sounds like an epic anime brah, soar high our hispanic brethren!

>shitskin kick

>.246
OH NO NO NO NO

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based chinaman

Hoskins, Harper, pitcher spot
Teams that face the Phillies get 3 free outs.

dope ass wing joint at 113th and MLK Blvd.

try the donkey sauce

Right now, give a reasonable, and bold prediction for your team. I'll start
>Padres
82+ wins. I think our pitching is going to make the jump to make us an above .500 team
Machado will win 3B Silver Slugger over Arenado. Arenado's good, but Machado is the new shiny to writers

Yankchad fan here Yankdaddys win 120 games, and the outfield all splits the MVP

>a reasonable, and bold prediction
In 2019, the Seattle Mariners will be a team

too bold

Nats take the NL East and lose in the divisional round. Just like they do every other season.

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>Phillies win 90 games.
Whether or not that means playoffs, I don't know.
>Nick Pivetta has a breakout season
He's got the stuff, it's about time he puts it together.

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>Nickname: Big Fella

base

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.that pitching staff.
The Phillies are going to lose a shit ton of 8-5 ball games.

uh yeahhhhhh... lemme teach this germ a lesson

yo ya got racial insecurities?
worried bout impurities?
all these white people know to do is fight
but ay yo that aint right
take yo ass to the fifties bitch
may as well be an nifty snitch
lil dumb ass hoe worryin bout us
worry bout yo self lil pus drinkin parasite
-ay though but wait-
got my sights on you, no escape
swiftly shoot ya in the nape
finish ya off in the corridor
as i watch yo eyes in horror
go back to watchin baseball like nobody scored

>Pirates
Above .500 team again, Trevor Williams continues his hot run from the second half last year and makes the all star game. Kang hits 30 homers

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>Mets
90+ wins, no lower than second place, playoffs appearance booked.
deGrom wins second consecutive Cy Young Award. Alonso contends for ROTY. At least 2 position players and 2 pitchers on the All-Star team.
[spoiler]Or the injury bug strikes again and it all falls apart.[/spoiler]

>inb4 the NL East has 4 90 win teams
>And the Braves are left out

It always falls apart by June

11 -1 start lel

Will the Orioles be the worst team again this year? How many games will they win?

>3 more days

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mm nothing like some good bbq n baseball

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>Nats partnered with DAZN for their NatsPass ticket deal
Please tell me this means we're one step closer to a viable streaming service.
Fuck the Orioles for keeping us in the dark ages.

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March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

mmm barb baked a homemade cinnamon applepie yum..

You're a lot more optimistic than I am. I expect Taillon to be good, Archer to be alright, and the rest of the staff to regress hard. God forbid either one of those two gets injured considering we don't even have a legit 5th starter. Zero power in the lineup other than Kang, unless last year was a down year for Bell after all and not the norm. Fielding is going to be atrocious. 72-90.

Is it Barb's fault you're so damn fat?

oh im eating good tonight thanks to darlene

>Off work Thursdays
>Team plays at 1:05 so I have an excuse to day drink
I haven't had a beer since Superb Owl Sunday, it's gonna be a good day

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Based buccos

oh the potato yield was terrific!! splendid!

>mfw Bob Carpenter and F.P. Santangelo

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what an odd way of referring to your children

I love Bob and FP and don't care what anybody says.

Based bantz!

what the fuck

Me too.

>FP
His son looks and acts just like him

youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mC7dS1cM4&t=3180

who
>attending opening day
here?

Me. Got my ticket already.

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>Nats

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What is your go to stadium food?

Cards win lots of games, Goldschmidt finishes second in mvp voting again, Alex Reyes wins rookie of the year and Fowler is comeback player of the year

You decide to play catch one day and all of a sudden you can throw 95MPH. What's your next step?

throwed 95 mph directly at my own head and died

My standbys are garlic fries, nachos (preferably with shredded meat on top), or a bratwurst. I'll try the specialty stuff if it looks good.

All beef hot dogs, peanuts and beer.

>Nats
Nice.
I'm still debating on getting a ticket. If I go in person I'll almost surely be alone but if I go to a bar a few friends said they'd come along. I've never been to an opening day though and kinda want to.

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I'm going alone. I usually go with my brother or take a date, but my brother had to work and I'm in between crazy GFs at the moment.

also base

peanuts and Cracker Jacks

rush the field during a game and throw 95mph in front of the radar guns

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Last year was the first Opening Day I missed in 10 years.

Kek I didn't know FP was old enough to have a kid that age.

Same here, brother's working and dumped a crazy gf
I wish I had that dedication

Gallo returning tonight

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did someone say joey gallie?!

joey gallie yay!

JUST 3 MORE DAYS

Man... Joey Gallie... classic itch your nuts-drink a beer every pitch type of ballplayer...I respect the hell outta him and I think he's the face of our sport...god bless you Joey Gallie.

ayooooooooooooooo the days pass by
slowly as fuck bro
yo ass on standby
but ya see
joey gallie out here takin names
bryce harpie who?
zack hampie what?
kyle schwabrie how?
manny machaddy when?
based bauie where?
because joey gallie hits dingies
while your best hitter strikes out like a dingus!

these guys can learn a thing or two from joey gallie

GALLLOOOO GANNNNNGGGGGG
pitchers iffy uh
verlander got a stiffy uh
trout lookin stiffy uh
afraid of gallie's dingers uh
walk up to the plate feeling dangerous uh
joey gon show you how it really done uh

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Crazy GFs are the best. They love to fuck and you never feel bad for kicking them to the curb after you've spooged them. Never ever get one preggers though. Wrap that rascal. .

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Gallie gang here

>cubs fan here!!!!
Well hello there.

Here we go Rangies here we go

>rags

Hi how's it going?

/Mets Owl 2020/

>Hi how's it going?
Busy Monday. How are things going for you, Cubs fan?

Sit back down you filthy tax shelters

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Houspie has been spotted!

Gallie Gang make ya seeth?

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haven't slept with in a couple days probably going to sleep and miss the cubbie game

>shitbird is still adding threads
Can I give a generous donation to the Mod fund, I mean seriously that the fuck.

I just want to talk about OBP and ERA

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immovable plane of the moist desert!
>loseton

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Butch Queen reporting!

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>Gallie Gang
Just a reminder that there are 7 teams to never win a World Series, and your very bad team is one of them.

astros desu

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

bloody mop of the astro slaughterhouse
>loseaton

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all this seeth at joey gallie!!! oh no no no

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he's right tho the rags unlike the astros lost both world series and are on an eternal rebuild

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what's cringe about the truth? at least use the meme right

Houspie has been spotted. Autistros is in the thread! Toss the anchors boys!!!

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Retards

Seeth at the Gallies !

>rags

houspie's shot has missed! houspie is left in a total seeth!

What are we in for this year?

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is houspie any astros poster or just the one like you, really dumb and autistic

jO'Sey gallie!!

Houspie up to his old tricks again I see....

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Kek

a race to the first pick with the marlins and the comedy central

seethie at the gallie!!! I REPEAT
THERE IS A SEEETH AT THE GALLIE!!!!!!

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Houspie's going the right way for a smack bottom!

Autistros has punctured the structure! Seeth!

Here we go Gallie here we go *clap clap clap*

sad

>come on to territory that belongs to another team
>team gives you a good deal where you'll eventually own 33% of your shared regional network
>bitch about this a few years after agreeing to it and say that you deserve more of a share for no real reason
No, Gnats fan, Fuck you!

someones looking for a spankie >:3

>keuchel and kimbrel STILL haven't signed

oh no yikers! YIKESIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE CAN'T STOP THE GALLIE BROS

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Gallie makes the asstros seeth!!

Bauer Boys
Harperheads
Discord Dudes
Reckerposters
Hampleheads
ABG Alliance
DG Pissboi Squad
Psycho Gang
Baby Talkies
Woe Bros
Fangraphs Fellowhood
Inspector Godgers Society
Housepie's Threadies
Heim Timers

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This is sad. Nothing but retards and assholes in this one. I'm going back to Fangraphs where they respect me.

what about the dumb wankers...they get me the most

reminder every team that makes you *seethe* is probably gonna suck big pee pee

oh ya i own ya
and i just pwned ya
put you in a seeth
one you wouldnt even believe
walk up to the plate
crush a dinger
all ya fools just got schooled

youtube.com/watch?v=sTBrm7B16BI

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uhhhhh...........nerd alert! nerd alert!

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Get some sleep if you can dude

*spanspank*... oh you thought that was all? *spanspanspankie* it's a hou world order on /mlb/!!!

fuck off threadie, get outta here

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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that was lame, you suck

Here we go threadies here we go *spank spank*

Houspie has seeth'd

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first for gallie gang!!!

no

Kimbrel wanted something like $100M/6 and Keuchel was apparently looking for a seven year deal. Now that their markets have collapsed, there are probably teams who don't want to give up a draft pick for just one year.

that is NOT a real gang lol

spankie!

Gallies gonna getcha!

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oh you're asking for it!!! :333333

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Is it the draft pick loss that they care about or is it more the slot money associated with that pick? I still don't understand. Because I don't know why teams under the luxury tax care that much about losing a second or third pick for a good player.

Soon...

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Gallie gang free spankies to houspies!

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Teams are holding out for based Gallie.

i mean you have too make it to the wildcard first and so far i have the athletics or angels landing a wildcard spot, rangers are at the bottom after the mariners

>rangers are at the bottom

Oh!

Harpie to the Gallie!
YAY GALLIE!

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:c

All aboard!

>Get some sleep if you can dude
I’ll try. Thanks, Cubs fan lad.

nyaaaa hahaha!

This is crazy!!

>Is it the draft pick loss that they care about or is it more the slot money associated with that pick?
A combination of both.
>Because I don't know why teams under the luxury tax care that much about losing a second or third pick for a good player.
Some of the teams under the luxury tax are almost never going to meet the demands of these kinds of players regardless, so they are already out. Then there are the teams that are awful who neither guy will make a difference for, so they're out. Then you have the teams that are close to the luxury tax and would likely have trouble fitting either guy in even on a one year deal [CHC, BOS] without dropping 10 spots now or at the trade deadline. In Kimbrel's case, would he be willing to set up if he has to take a pillow contract and re-enter the market? For Keuchel, there's probably a decent argument that a contending team should be skeptical about adding the pitcher who led the AL in hits allowed on top of paying a premium to do it.

When you think it through, their market is more limited than people realize.

*make ya seeth*

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how many rings do they have? i would think 2 each

houspie is in an utter destructive rage!! someone stop him agh!!!

is that code for 0?

Where is godgers when we need him to stop the madness?

Houspie is in an absolute quake!

godgers is dead, we killed him LOL EPIC

He posted earlier today

Gonna fly out to LA because my sister just scored some Nats/Dodgers Thursday night behind home plate tickets. Will I be able to make the Hollywood Vampires show at the Greek on Saturday? How fast do stab wounds heal?

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Pix of sis?

>territory that belongs to another team
Nobody cared about the Orioles in the DMV area
>33% of a shitty network
Not a good deal
>agreeing to it
As if they had a choice
Your owner's in the wrong and you know it. Fuck I don't even care if the nats have to stick with masn, but why the hell can't there be an online streaming option? If the nats were in charge they'd bring the network to this century.

mmm... lemme see your sis...naked of course... preferably spy cam...oh my tummys grumbling just thinking about it

Is your sister cute?

Does your sister support Joey Gallo?

meh

piccies of your sissies to the gennies!

>Nobody cared about the Orioles in the DMV area.
This is exactly why the Orioles raised such a stink about the Expos moving to DC and why they demanded the lopsided concessions in the media revenue splits and why they are fighting tooth and nail to not adjust it.

>Top Tier
Doyers, Cubs, Broors
>High Tier
Lillies, Barves, Rockies
>Mid Tier
Methinals, Gnats, Mest
>Low Tier
Reds, D-Backs, Dads
>Shit Tier
Bucs, Gints, Fish

yay cubbie :D

move dbacks down, pirates up

>Cole Hammels home run
>Muh free outs

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American League fan here and I've done my fair shitposting of the NL... But I'd like to apologize

Accepted.
Now let's watch some baseball.

Why don't pitchers just git gud at hitting?

I thought the cover was him doing weighted dips

Mad bum

thank you for accepting my surrender time to watch some ball

It's dodgies time!!

How many pl8 does this soiboi do?

kek!

Audibly kek'd at this... well done sir

gnats = giants
walgreens = nationals
jints = yomiuri

Orioles are still the most popular MLB team in most of Maryland and a significant part of Delaware. If the Expos/Nationals franchise did not like it, they could have just gone to a different city instead of agreeing to a deal and then start bitching about it a few years later. Oh yeah, Angelos is totally in the wrong for not bending over and letting another franchise cut into his team's profit.

>Spring Training game
>in Safeco

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It's t mobile now

>calling me a retard because I can successfully count to seven
A new low, even for Yea Forums

Isotopes beat the rockies!

It's a double for machaddy!!

>Rockies losing to a meme minor league team
TOP FEKKIN LEL

time to go T-Mobile

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>Harper was a catcher

craaazy!

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Red wings beat the twins!

Oh shit, they put in a brick wall behind home plate. Not sure what to think of that.

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i am non ironically started to feel excited for this marlins season. Queue the 10 game losing season to start the year

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It's a metaphor for the brick wall they run in to every August.

miami is not orioles bad. last year they were better than expect

storm chasers guarantee a tie or win against the royals!

Its minor league mania !

Daddies rout the mariners!!

Standings change year to year. They have a grumpy old manager and traded their best player. All they have is okayish young starting pitching in a really good division. The Giants could be worse than them but I would probably say the Marlins will finish with the worst record in the NL again

STORM CHASIES WALK OFF THE ROYALS!!!!1

Teboq

Yikers

twitter.com/ctrent/status/1110362857319923712

Yeet!

you think jt realmuto matters that much? yes he is an all star but the team seems to be more complete now. they got to be a few games better

Who is the Joker of major league baseball?

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both chicago teams

I could see them being a few games better if the division wasn't tougher and Brinson had a good year last year

gnats, Walgreens = nationals
jints = Giants

yeah well there is that so they might be better with a worse record. Whatever lets see if they take a step forward. They seem to have better pitching at least

Most Nats fans are in DC and Virginia, very little Marylanders switched ships, but like I said his biggest problem is the anti-streaming thing, it's just fucking stupid.

>Yikers
>twitter.com/ctrent/status/1110362857319923712
Will he need Tommy John?

>spring training game
>in SunTrust

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Memeiners fan here, that was good

Based Chasies

>MIA: MIA cuts ties with right-hander Dan Straily

Now all we need to do is cut ties with fucking Wei-Yin Chen

cubbies

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Jesus christ someone tell that squealer at the angels game to shut the fuck up.

Squeakies to the Angies!

If the Yankees don't at least win the pennant I predict people are gonna start complaining about this guy. Barring they have catastrophic injuries.

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I'm so tired..user to the sleepies

Compare and contrast: Joey Gallo and Anthony Recker.

Reminder the Cubs are fucking faggots and deserve to fucking collapse this season for demoting Ian Happ.

both are garbage there's your comparison

The thing with the Orioles is that for decades they had two major cities/markets in their territorial rights. Kind of like Philly and south Jersey or the Yankees/Mets/Red Sox with Northern NJ and CT. The current city of DC and its larger Virginia market is a different one than the Senators left all those years ago.

who let this faggot out of his cage
*HIYAH*

faith in humanity = restored

I see sports humor on Yea Forums is the same as every where else on the fucking planet.

ORIOLES GETTING 50 WINS THIS YEAR

Why?

I have a sneaky suspicion that you are a faggot. Ian Happ is bad

Yeah. Meanwhile .230 hitter jason heyward gets to stay on becuase he's getting paid the most out of everyone. Fuck you and Epstein.

Why are baseball bantz best bantz? Even the shitposts are good

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if you're upset that Heyward is on the big league team and Happ isn't than you really don't understand baseball and I don't see the point continuing this conversation any farther

>you don't understand the stupid politics of rewarding awful players with bloated contracts

I bet your favorite player was Carl Crawford.

Here's a (YU) to all the cub falseflaggers

Yu Darvish lol

Possibly the most retarded contract ever in MLB. Why the fuck would you give 100+ million to a faggot who imploded three times in the WS?

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cubs lol

Epstein has yellow fever. He loves signing japanese players to big contracts.

he actually does lol

>Ian Happ should have been sent to AAA last August
>Heyward is fine. overpayed, but a good baseball player.
>Darvish will win the NL Comeback Player of the Year Award and spin 200+ Ks
>Theo has a suspiciously high rate of Japanese signings
simple as, plain english

Trevor Bauer

>b-baseball is boring!

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>Epstein has yellow fever.
Who signed Noah Syndergaard and Michael Kopech?

spankie...

>>Heyward is fine. overpayed, but a good baseball player.
>>Darvish will win the NL Comeback Player of the Year Award and spin 200+ Ks

You're delusional.

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Based...
retard

Yeesh when do guys get put on the IL. Dudes injured a week ago and ruled out for 3 months taking up muh precious fantasee slots

who's more delusional cubs fans or cubs fans?

I like Gnats better for the Giants because it plays on their name. You know, Giants = big and gnats = small?

Why did they change it from DL to IL again?

Some dude in a wheelchair did the metoo thing and pretended to take offense
Took him 20 minutes to get it changed while Squanto is still crying about the Indians and Braves 100 years running

>players are physically not able to perform their job due to injury
>they are thus 'dis-abled'
>this is equivalent to the handicap genocide

reee.....

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MY FRANCOEUR WHEN

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Zounds! Is that Teboq I see?

Why are the white sox going to be so unstoppable this season?

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!

mmmmm nothing like good sweet potato pie to complement a man with a hard day's work on the bbq...maybe a douse of some home made whipped cream...darlene makes it extra sweet just like a like... shes a hotsy-totsy...keeps me happy n healthy for another day of sunshine bbq and baseball.... yumm....

Mm a dollop of sunshine on my missus pie... trading spankies so the neighbors can see... ball game's on but who's even listening

>tfw 3 more days untill you can start incessantly pitching about your teams bullpen for an entire season when they actually arent that bad

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I'm tellin you sheryl a boy's need a good father figure... he made a scene on the diamond today... gotta discipline him somehow... spankies will be aplenty...like my crop yield this year of course...but after gotta tell my boy i love him and that he can do anything he puts his mind to...boy's gotta hear that every now and then from his father...the season's still young plenty of ballgame bbqs to go around...

And if you have a good bullpen, then you just bitch about your manager and how they don't know how to manage it (aka yaks fans)

Mmmmmm... one day that'll be my boy's grill...he'll pass the ways down to his kids... ballgame in the background...big ole steaks for all the neighbors...burgers for the kids...everyone's happy over here... mmmm

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This is... peaceful!

HOLY FUCK BROS!!!

It's almost baseball season!!!!!!!!!!!!!

holy kek!

ri/c/e owls!!!

kys you're selfs you oddists

PROBLEMATIC

oh you can die now asshole

This is paranormal

this is 4channel

The excitement for Joey Gallos season has reached feverish levels. I myself have been rocking and whispering Joey to myself for the last two days. This will be a blissful season of Gallo boys, just blissful!

for me it's the houston astros of houston texas

gallie owns ya uh

gallie to the yankies!

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I've got a fevuh!
And the only prescription!
It's Joey Gallie!

Gallie hits another dingie!!

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uh be me
see gallie
oh damn hes based
better pull the ace up my sleeve
but wait,
im just gallie's pet peeve.
damn better get outta here, worthless I am

/mlb/ is in the Gallie ZONE

gallie makes ya seeth?

baby talkies are here....sigh.......

Gallie talkies!

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Gallie? never heard of her. GO ASTROS!

all aboard!!!!!!!

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who even comes up with this stuff?!

Gallietalk all day 24/7!

You've never had a pre season bout of the Gallo?

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G-Lo Takeover!

It's big Joey time!

gallie babies to the talkies :D

All right... Enough is enough... Gallie talkers, you just got put on my priority list

GLo Bros in the HIZZ-OUSE!!!

more like Gayllo

God bless you inspector

Mmmmmm... hey gallie... why dont ya bring the wife n kids over for a bbq? It'll be fun

Houspie spotted

houspie is in the thread I repeat houspie is inside of the thread!!!!!

Why do people say that the Brewers have the smallest market when they are the favored team throughout all of Wisconsin? Aren't the only Athletics fans from Oakland proper and White Sox fans in the Southern-half of Chicago and nowhere else?

Red alert gentlemen batten down the hatches... there's a storm a brewin'... smells like *sniff* autism... *spankie* from down houston way... *spanspank* we're in the eye of the cyclone

oh now you're asking for a spankie!

*train horn plays in the distance*

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CHOO CHOO

Trainwreck

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>tfw

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No gallo no buy

dear lord thank you for another good day of /mlb/ I'm so sorry for all my sins thank you sorry again

Imagine brooce poopers face being there every time you turn on your ps4

Guys I get choked up looking at Joey Vott's career.

The man belongs in the hall of fame. #RedsForever #UnbanPete

based joey vott... dumb douchebag!

exhausted...hungry...thirsty...havent slept in days... seeing trains...shadow trains....can't make a peep....better hide in this door.....oh no... the trains are choo chooing outside the door...i think they've spotted me... this is my last po

have you tried reading the lord of the rings or watching the films

Based

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It's cold. It's dark. I over slept and now I'm late and there's not even crappy, non-televised Spring Training baseball.

Same my dude, I've got two classes canceled Thursday.

outta change it to the pussy ass faggot list
>awww boo hoo my leggy wegs hurr today I can’t pway basebwall

>aughta

>Mets extend DeGrom
>5 years $137.5 million
>full no trade clause
Idiots
Mets didn’t even need to pay him but they gave into his whining
He doesn’t deserve shit

>redeemed MLB Premium for free
Fuck yeah man, time to watch the White Sox start off hot, only to sizzle by mid-May. Again.

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He won the cy young last year

Do any players give you extensions? If so why?

For me? It's Nationals baseball.

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>Trades Syndergaard

They should before he explodes again

They can't trade him this year. They are trying to contend.

Morning, fellas.

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How is he going to help after his elbow explodes again?

hey man...i'm pretty hyped to watch machado...and chris paddack on sunday is pretty sweet.

>chris paddack on sunday is pretty sweet.
I am very excited for that. I'm thrilled he got a start. I am hype to see Machado as well since I'm going to Petco on Opening Day.

seatgeek.com/tba/articles/where-do-mlb-fans-live-mapping-baseball-fandom-across-the-u-s/

We got a new one

morning, dads

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>this is my last po
>I'm not a robot
>Select all images with palm trees
>click Verify
>click Post

Hrbek did nothing wrong

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>sperglord still bumping his early thread a day later
Pathetic.

Interdasting.

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RIP Angels and White Sox

NC/TN team when?

can't be ded if you were never liv
t. whos fan

splitting a single metro area seems to be tricky, you'll always have one niche team. notice the lack of mets, also.

alternatively, somehow all these teams make money, so wtf.

i love baseball so much bros

The Mets have Nassau County on that map

Carolina should get one, their minor league teams draw well. Tennessee not so much.

Probably unlikely. Montreal and Portland seem to be the most propped up cities for expansion to 32.

twitch.tv/darksydephil

DSP PLAYS MLB 19 THE SHOW

>phillies
theathletic.com/888068/2019/03/26/
>62% of players polled think Bryce Harper is the most overrated player in the league >18.3% say Gabe Kapler is the manager they'd least like to play for

>the city of Australia

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>paywall without picture
kys yourself
Vegas would be kino but hot as fuck

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>theathletic.com/888068/2019/03/26/
Post moar I wish I didn't have to pay to subscribe.

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Congratulations! You've won a free ticket to Game 7 of the World Series! It's in the back row of the top deck at Dodger Stadium, but hey, you're there! However, as a condition of getting to go, you must wear the opposing team's gear from head to toe. Would you still go, despite the stabbing hazard?

You couldn't pay me to travel to that stadium or to faveLA in general really

Why would I be going to dodger stadium
I want to go to the world series

Which has been at dodger stadium twice in the last two years

Who is the most coveted player and why?

Drake Hasnotalent

Jacques DeCoque

youtube.com/watch?v=wSQ15vRwhdA

Its a solid baseball sim though. Way more refined compared to 18.

FREE MLB.TV PREMIUM SIGN UPS ARE NOW LIVE via a t-mobile account.
>the only reason that exists to have t mobile

You have from now until 4/1, so don't be a fucking porch monkey and just get it done

Bajp are you a paid tmobile shill

yeah, that's why right in the middle of my post i called them shit except for this promo

Have you bought a Bauer jersey yet?

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naw, too worried about him getting traded

does Hendrick's fastball really peak at 87mph?

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In Harper's defense, he has been a good player in most every other year. He still probably deserves to be at or near the top of an overrated list because that one year gets him promoted like he's a top two or three player and really, he's probably more like back end of the top 40 or 50.

I'm surprised Heyward got votes because I don't think anyone rates him anymore.

They are keeping their powder dry on expansion because they still don't know if they are going to have to move the Athletics and Rays. To say nothing about less obvious, theoretical relocation candidates like the Marlins, Orioles, or Dbacks.

>Orioles
>Dbacks
You're baiting, right

I'd say around 90-91

le command man
aka
the lecturer

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The O's aren't moving. They still draw fairly well and have a loyal fanbase for being a shitty team.

He's baiting. Baltimore would riot the minute they lose the O's.

I loved watching their 2017 offense when fully operational.

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oh you can die now asshole

The orioles are not a relocation possibility but the diamondbacks are, although it will probably be just them getting a new dome stadium somewhere else in Phoenix

No, I'm not baiting. They lost 33% off their attendance the very first the Nationals came to DC and have never recovered. They are still fighting tooth and nail to prevent adjustment of the disproportionate television revenue split they forced on the Nationals even after they've been left in the dust as a clear second fiddle. It's very similar to what drove that franchise out of St. Louis originally.

As for the Dbacks, I think they are working to get a new stadium done and would prefer it, but there's been some issues there. I'm sort of extrapolating out their current proximity to Las Vegas.

>cubs agree to 4 year extention with hendricks

Makes less than Eovaldi, what's there to laugh about?
Their ballpark is the only thing preventing any relocation and it's the best damn one in baseball. Owners would make it clear that baseball should never leave Baltimore, and remember, the commissioner can't stage a relocation on his own without their approval.
I don't get it, why leave Chase Field? It's not a bad place to play ball.

88 mph fb man lol, fucking nerd lmao

I wasn't laughing though

How long will I last this season before I become disillusioned and stop watching the Blow Gays?
My guess is mid April.

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>Owners would make it clear that baseball should never leave Baltimore
I don't know if this is true or not. They don't seem to be entirely convinced that baseball should never leave Oakland.

lucas giolito!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! asshole... don't step up to the king

Gimmy Diamond Dynasty team ideas
>2017 I did the Dunkin Donuts
>announcer would introduce the team as the Dublin Nuts
>home was white jersey with pink and orange logo, away was brown
>2018 I did the Doritos Locos Tacos
>announcer would introduce the team as the El Dorado Tacos
>home jersey was yellow, away was purple

What do for 2019?

Oakland just needs to go to San Jose or at least get their ballpark shit in order to prevent any relocation. Their problem is that the Coliseum is unsustainable for baseball. With the Rays, they have absolutely no escape. The Tampa Bay area failed them time and time again and results have shown that they won't support a team even if it's good. You could throw in things like media market/TV ratings, but it's not enough for people to look at the hard facts that the Rays lack a presence elsewhere in the country as well.

How is it?
>had to get up early Tuesday and the download was slated to finish at 2am so I slept
>can’t play til I get home in 5 hours

Hardball Henny is the best

San Jose was already blocked by the Giants as it is in their territorial market rights.

based

>San Jose
Should be Las Vegas if anything should the A's not get a new ballpark in Oakland. Their AAA team is there and if they end up there they can just use their AAA team as an immediate suburb of Vegas.

Also Green and Gold would go perfect with Vegas. Money theme

are you from /hoc/

astros desu

Based Amish in Lancaster and Harrisburg rooting for the O's. Cringe at all the southwestern Marylanders rooting for the Gnats.

Fixed baseball

AL East
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
Carolina White Sox
Cleveland Indians
Detroit Tigers
Nashville Sounds (relocated Rays)
New York Yankees
Toronto Blue Jays

AL West
Houston Astros
Kansas City Royals
Los Angeles Angels
Minnesota Twins
Portland Athletics
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers
Vegas Invaders (Expansion)

NL East
Atlanta Braves
Cincinnati Reds
Miami Marlins
Montreal Expos (Expansion)
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
Washington Nationals

NL West
Arizona Diamondbacks
Chicago Cubs
Colorado Rockies
Los Angeles Dodgers
Milwaukee Brewers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants
St. Louis Cardinals

lol didn't read

lazy bitch

based emoji spammer

Leave me out of this asshole!!

>no omaha steaks

cringe
this is a steakies board

Here we go Steak-ies, Here we go *clap clap*
Let's Go Steaks! Let's Go Steaks! Let's Go Steaks!
"I'm proud to be the ace for the Omaha Steaks. Best fans in baseball." - Trevor Bauer
CAM ON STEAKS SCORE SAM FACKING RUNS

Bauie to the Steakies!

>cusb

the..condition......of the Boston "World Champion" Red Sox right now..

down 14 (fourteen) - 7 against the cusb!

I like this, condensing the divisions and expanding teams are good ideas
no issues with east/west placement
>AL East
Carolina White Sox: yes
Nashville Sounds (formerly Rays): YES
>AL West
Portland Athletics: a Billy Beane team (hes not going anywhere any time soon) in Portland is jsut too much faggotry. whats wrong with Oakland? theyve been there for decades, won titles in that city, and get decent support considering their awful stadium situation. build a new park and keep them in the bay.
>Vegas Invaders: I know they have a AAA team and a big market, but as seen in Arizona, summer baseball in the desert is shit. i would toss it up for a Portland expansion (the Beavers, like their minors team) instead, but Vegas is a close second. also not big on 'Invaders' - why?
>NL East
Montreal Expos: oui

Thoughts on the Steakies bullpen this year? Should it be a closer by committee?

Oakland can't get their ballpark shit together, the Giants own most of the Bay Area territory blocking any potential relocation in further Northern California and the fanbase isn't really much involved anymore aside from the 20 or so diehards in right field that go to every game. The Mariners could use a rival and Portland is oft-sited as one of the top relocation sites.

For Vegas any expansion/relocation is inevitable at this point since the Knights and Raiders are already banking big on the region and the doors are open for more. Did Invaders as a nod to the former 51s being alien/space-themed and I thought it'd work nice for them.

Also I'd imagine Vegas gets a retractable roof stadium, not open air. That would be silly if otherwise.

More like vGAYs

alright (still not sold on the Vegas team name but tbf I have no alternative so fine, have an ayyy team)

what about the post-season format?

>for me
to keep more teams competitive, expand the playoffs to 8 teams per league. this goes in line with a 4-team expansion. shorten the regular season by 10-20 games.
for seeding, eliminate the divisions (apart from the winners getting the top 2 spots) and rank by W-L record. first round is best-of-3, second is best-of-5. League Championships and World Series still best-of-7.

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16 sounds like a lot for a sport with 162 games in the regular season.

Oakland is a legit shithole of course everyone is looking to get the fuck out

Exactly my line of thinking. Also for interleague play, confine it to East vs. East and West vs. West to save travel miles.

Or just abolish it altogether.

And for road trips, do the same two cities or so per road trip rather than spreading it out too much like hockey does.

A's to Portland desu

>Rays

Zilla gonna zill
Stank sets record for most starts in a season
Cash comes up with some wacky scheme midseason
Just miss wildcard berth because LOLALEAST

Steakie fan here!!!

It's gonna be a Steak-tacular year for the Steakies!

steakies are alright, but i prefer the sounds

Go Yea Forumsstros!

>Steakie fan here!!!
Well hello there.

*blocks your path*

Heh, nothing personnel roylels

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All aboard!!!!!!!!!!!

IDs for Yea Forums when

fucking this
also anyone trying to move the Whos can kys yourselfs

Go Astros! all other teams go home and go to sleep

Time for a new thread. I'm thinking an Astros edition!

(((Ownership))) needs to stop tanking the Sox before it's too late.

I agree, once Kenny and Jerry die off the world will be a better place

It's a steakies takeover!

twitter.com/dbacks/status/1110669993539035136?s=21
>Souza out for the year

They should have just tried to match the JD offer from Boston.

ALL ABOAAAAAAAAARD!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=1oJAVJPX0YY

b a s e b a l l

you lost me

Just your occasional reminder that if the #1 man in your pitching rotation has an ERA over 3.5, you aren't doing SHIT this year

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This holds true for like 90% of pro teams

You can make one anytime you want, let us know how it goes.

Who won the WS last year? You don't see their fans around here much

That's because they are at the bar which does nt have free wifi.

>nebraska-shaped steak
OH FFS

hey /mlb/
have you ever caught a ball at a game

If your team's fans don't post here, it's an accomplishment.

No. But I get them during batting practice fairly regularly.

No

NEW before another fucking thread war

how? do you just ask the players for one>

>showing up early enough for batting practice

autistros is in the house

they hit them into the stands and you go get it.

pretty sure i've seen representation from every team here, except for the Diamondbacks, who are only posted about by trolls from a real state.

i'm okay with this

NEW thank fuck

500! :3

;_;