MONTENEGRO X ENGLAND MATCH THREAD

>Montenegro
whocareslol

>England
Pickford;
Rose, Maguire, Keane, Walker;
Dele Alli, Declan Rice, Barkley;
Hudsom-Odoi, Kane, Sterling.

Starts in 1 bing

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youtube.com/watch?v=tGOLCEjAuCQ
youtu.be/uv2fiy2TTyw
youtu.be/DgpYfCnLhAo
tvplayer.com/watch/itv
footybite.com/football/montenegro-vs-england-live-stream/
tvcatchup.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=WHNa53Ap38w
express.co.uk/sport/football/981119/world-cup-2018-England-vs-Belgium-England-players-salaries.
forbes.com/sites/robertkidd/2019/01/23/chelsea-move-puts-gonzalo-higuain-among-premier-leagues-highest-paid-players/#775628a33085
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Damn, so many players tha have won club trophies on england's team...

Should be an easy for England.

>Montenegro
>whocareslol

Don't tell me you don't rate those Niggerhill players

Montenegrin? That's a type of Croat, right?

Good luck, Elitebros

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Monte Carlo desu

>walker
>rose
>keane
>rice
>barkley
>hudson-odoi
is this the best england has to offer

They're like turks i think

>hudson odoi starting
shouldn't even be in the squad

>Jorginho is shit, he can't tackle
>Dier is shit, he never passes the ball forward

sancho shown himself to be shit and rashy is injured

do you reget not putting more effort into football as a kid, lads?

it couldnt be easier to get capped for england these days

stream anywhere? itv hub is a piIe of shit and doesnt show Iive stuff

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Prepare your anus mountain niggers

*rots on the bench like foden, loftus bum cheek and hudson-ngubu*

Do I care?

>A FIVE star display
>One mans STERLING display

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>not rating CHO

Based retard
itv.c om/hub/itv

the montenegro stadium looks very english

Hope Declan Rice doesnt shit on a WW2 veteren during the national anthem

>you now remember rooney getting needlessly sent off against Mount Nigger and missing the first two games of Euro 2012 as a result
youtube.com/watch?v=tGOLCEjAuCQ

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>muh Sterling is booed
Yes because he's shit. He has like 7 goals in 48 games. That's awful as a FW. Going 'muh he's good' and 'muh he's not all about scoring' is also bullshit as he has like 3 assists.

CHO starting. Maddison not even in the squad.
I know the real reason is we don't play with a classic number 10 but you've got to feel sorry for Maddison.

And you have 0 goals in 0 appearances for England so shut the fuck up

britfags
is there any way to find out how many big white plumber dicks of ours penetrated your vulnerable black goddesses there in the uk
bcuz when brexit happens we needs those mixed kids back in lithuania for footy

The motd pundits were doing the most pathetic cope during the WC, saying that he didn't need goals and he's only there to make space for other players with his runs

The black footballer bias is pretty pathetic in general

um racist much sweety?

BASED Harry Mong talking tactics.

Only know Polish women like getting blacked here.

ЛЮКCEMБУPГ УКPAИHA MAШA БAБКO AДPEC LUXEMBOURG UKRAINE youtu.be/uv2fiy2TTyw

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haha

t. nu-male

>He has like 7 goals in 48 games
he's like a mini-Heskey

>THE TWO WHITE MEN

because they're both black? fuck off, you racist prick. Sterling is the best winger in the world and an example to us all

haha

Who thought it was a good idea to pay Joe Cole to talk?

it's only because he's a black woman

>Hudsom-Odoi
Guarantee if this lad was white and played for Burnley or Wolves he wouldn't be getting called up.

haha

lmao

>played for Burnley or Wolves
yeah no shit

CAM ON INGURLAND
SCORE SAM FAAKING GOALS

i used to know this polish guy with jungle fever who was on my course and he asked these black guys on the course for their sisters phone numbers

necked a lass who looked a bit like declan rice at uni

Why do gammons love shit black players with english surnames like rashford but blindly hate ones with african surnames like Odoi? there both niggers

If Hudsom-Odoi was a white guy playing for Lincoln Red Imps he wouldnt be getting called up

civnats gonna do civnat shit.

So you admit the only reason he's getting called up is because he's a Chelsea player despite hardly ever starting for them

why do poland keep on banishing their race mixers over here?

>there both niggers
lmao praise kek

Gammons don't like any of the dusky fellas, WTF are you talking about, Willis?

>So you admit
are we in court? Who gives a fuck

if being a chelsea player was enough to get called up Barkley and Loftus-Cheek would be playing a lot more(and both are better than hendoshit)

Reminder that Gareff thinks the only reason the English public are behind the team now is because of the black players in the squad and not because we're not a fucking embarrassment any more.

Then pipe down, cock-knocker.

Thanks for the reminder lad I didnt know that I'll vote BNP from now on

...

>Montenegro
>Latvia
>Lithuania
>Slovenia
>Slovakia and Czechia not together

Things were better when these countries were part of bigger, relevant countries.

Barkley and Arse-Cheek aren't dark enough.

Also, why do these black lads all have these ginger tips in their hair?

when joe cole gets fat he's going to be fucking massive

You need to just accept that Robo-Southgate will never be as good as real Southgate. Just let his soul rest in helicopter heaven.

Its even funnier because the only good players at the WC were white/ heavily mix. Hendo, Pickford, Maguire, Kane, Tripp and Walker

there was as many black players before Southgate, why are all the /pol/tards seething at him, did he say something about brexit?

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Odoi is being picked to try and dissuade him from playing for Ghana.

why is Gerard squatting all weird?

BNP are finished, m80. Vote SDP the radical centrists.

think he dared to suggest that diversity might actually not be a bad thing

Don’t compare Stirling to the Goat

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why did ryan giggs play for africa the cunt/

>Czechia

Bet you're a right WELL AKSHULLY cunt irl

So happy Joe Hart is nowhere near this England team.

No manager made a fuss over it though. Southgate is another one of these arseclowns that thinks parliament needs to be 50% women and positive discrimination is only ever good.

Only Cole has the proper squatting technique. I know because I do this to help me take shits

Globalist scum

but he literally can't even if he wanted to

>that thinks parliament needs to be 50% women and positive discrimination is only ever good.
only source being your arse.

chunky bum on that screwfix woman

He's eligible to play for Ghana

remember when they threw that flare at the opposition keeper

haha black people eh lads?

Someone cap that Scottish flag...

>autism

Fucking Montengrin scum with scotland flags

parliament should be 50% women

>tfw everyone here calls pickford a manlet and i've stood next to him and he is 4 inches taller than me

INGURLAND INGURLAND INGURLAND

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SLABHEAD

he played against czech republic so no he's not

Nigerian team

Hello, Warwick.

It’s quicker to type than Czech Republic sweetie x

A Montenegrin, a Serb and a Croat are basically the exact same people.

>blacks and whites segregated in the line up

Not racist, just don't see the point in supporting England when over half the team isn't white.

this anthem sounds like something you would hear when you enter a dark souls boss room

bit of pokey little ground this, i thought montenegro were a pretty good team

As soon as you get a cap for a national team in a competitive game, you lose all eligibility . The only chance is somehow something like Kosovo happening.

kino anthem

Fucking hell, you're thick.

k bye then

Kek, it’s true. Birds of a feather, flock together.

has a nice little jiggle to it, i'd stick it in her

6 of them are white aren't they? three of the others are half

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Does it bother you about the Irish players in the team?

Fucking the national anthem is like communist Russia background music in a Hollywood film

youtu.be/DgpYfCnLhAo

Remarkable how many of them are eligible to play for other countries.

was just thinking that IoI

Aye gonna focus of Serb Port match I reckon

did mummy call you for your tea?

Fucking hell, Montenegro, put some fucking effort in.

>falls back on insults after getting told

loser.

kino shit man

a sea of gammon

>all them small tinpot shitter clubs
lol

They got independence from Serbia in 2006. So they are a bit all over the place now. They are the 2nd best team after Czech Republic tho.

Rice is playing for England rn and he played a qualifier for Ireland you mong

It fits the flag and country name

tvplayer.com/watch/itv

footybite.com/football/montenegro-vs-england-live-stream/

4 Irish in the England team tonight

I see three PL teams, two of which are in the top half of the table right now.

Yes, which is why he's been called up to this England squad, despite doing fuck all of note to warrant it.

>and he played a qualifier for Ireland you mong

he did not

would take a loss tonight

for the banter

>tfw the only real English people in the England team are Pickford and Stones.

Disgraceful.

Nigger Mountain vs. A bunch of Niggers

Why do you think they didn’t choose to play for Ireland?

where's 190

>he played a qualifier for Ireland
No, he played a friendly. Once you've played a competitive game you can't switch. Munir of Spain is currently trying to get that rule changed.

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would you take a dick for the same purpose

tvcatchup.com/

i thought this stadium was meant to be loud and intimidating

You now remember Jovetic

The eternal Anglo strikes again.

You've not understood the argument, which is why you're a thick cunt.
There's also the Declan Rice situation which makes a joke of FIFAs rules.

only orally
anally would be too much banter even for me

He's taken his trip off and doing his usual /po/ shit. He'll put it back on at the end.

He could have gone 'no'.

>Even if England win any competition it's just going to be 10 Africans and Pickford lifting the trophy
>Engcucks will actually pretend they're English too

Unironically what's even the point of having NTs if every tournament is a glorified ACoN? I wasn't asking that rhetorically, but I probably should have because we already know the (((answer))).

>Black Mountain has an unironic whiter team than Englel

What a fucking embarrassment you all are.

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i could fuck you both up and it would be easy (:

I havent read a book in 5 years

Imagine if half the people ITT said it to an actual black person irl

lmao

It's another "Alli tries some flash move and gives the ball away" episode.

Gonna go have a shower lads.

I had too much rich tea biscuits and now my stomach hurts lads

Why is 190cm anonposting :]

kane injury tonight

Not many ethnics in this Montenegro team

who let the rorkes out their containment board again?

check for lumps on your testicles

This but Hudson-Odoi

Said what?

England caps have never been more than 2 good months of club football away in my lifetime

How are Montenegrans different from the serbs?

Tom fucking Sellick

>(((answer)))
haha

the last person i kissed was a tranny

nipping to Nandos any lad wanting owt

they always come along when england play despite blacks in the team not even being a recent thing. and they watch every game for some reason

The last person I kissed broke my heart :(

I have unironically never been to nandos

ITV hub picture quality is a joke

embarrassing hudson odoi starting

Who's the worst one to get a cap? My vote's on Solanke or Franny Jeffers.

Hes playing the Giroud role you plebian

The black lads I know (born here) have no allusions about being English or not. They wouldn’t think twice about supporting their actual own country (Nigeria mainly) against England in an international game.

Honestly never been, is it just a chicken buffet ?

proper lad

If you were born in Carlisle

stop blaming your mum for your issues

Why are the Montenegro fans booing whenever Rose, Alli, Hudson-Odoi and Sterling touch the ball?

>GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLL
Shut up Footiecuck.

I wish the Scottish and Welsh faggots would all fuck off

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Montenegro would beat Swansea City I reckon

Neither have I. Cheeky Nandos meet up?

Literally just some flame grilled chicken with hotsauce and bang average chips

>person

All the black lads I know are the opposite

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

guarantee you watch anime

they're good judges of character

Fuck off back to /brit/, Jamal.

someone doesn't have a 4k tv then

middle aged women on suicide watch

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Roosters >Nandos

First for monkey chants from the home crowd.

Praising Kek so hard right now bros

Only if you're paying sweetie

Red pepper dip and extra pittas please lad.

Guarantee you listen to Grime music.

Thinking of buying a house to fix up and sell on lads

any mountain niggers in the thread?

>Poortugal

get your head checked, roosters is the discount version

how did ross barkley manage to sneak himself into the england squad?

Can we do it frens?

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old women live for that shit, fucking depressing

rorke's on the ropes

They did have their own sports channel once. It didn't end well.

Unironically would but all Yea Forums(nel) meet ups have scared me.

Money

Its half the price but much better

corrie was on for an hour last night

Stupid fucking heffers

I'm a proppa fussy eater so I dont eat out much, legit haven't had a different meal in years, just eat chicken w/ range of spices, pasta/ bread then fruit and veg. Probs gonna have to try out their chicken.

it's our weakest position by far

Is Montenegro the Muslim or Christian one?

oh no no no

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corrie is undeniably more entertaining than england

Nathaniel Chalobah, Jack Cork, Jon Flanagan, Ryan Mason

I listen to Grimes' music.

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Yeah, I'm from Nepal, name's Tenzing

Sports is rarely even on terrestrial TV nowadays compared to how frequently it was before. Daft bint.

He's of nigerian descent

dier died

papist

Wrapped innards blankie alongside a linen and birchwood 3 wick candle

Feeling comfy

It's worse than the 0 starts like Hudson-Odoi, Barkely has actually played and EXPOSED himself as a fraud.

Mostly Orthodox
There are some Albanian muslims there tho sadly, thanks Clinton I guess

Eastern Orthodox with a large % of Muslims.

lmao top lads

Based

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who is this?

Without using google, name 5 (five) Montenegrins

Byzantines

He says on the sports section of a weeaboo noncing forum

couldn't imagine getting enraged at seeing black people on a screen

you’ve had the same meal for years?

Literally who gives a fuck about any of the Balkan co untroes

Can't even name one.

RAHEEM MY SON

i've got my electric blanket on
well comfy

GOAT dribbling from sterling there

youtube.com/watch?v=WHNa53Ap38w

sum proper ting for the mandem

An FBI agent

Amazing to think you can get from as black as Hudson-Ngwembu to as white as Barkley within two generations.

Cant even name the capital let alone 5 people from there

Stojić, Prdić, Jakotić, Kuracić, Pičkić

i seeing an amir khan fight in a pub a few years ago and there were dozens of grown men shouting abuse at the tv screen at him because he dared to be brown

Jovic
Savic
and 3 other -ic's

Coming home you filthy ABE deal with it

If digits, Keane / Pickford scores first to dab on Barklel

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What is Montenegros game plan here?

How TF was that a Montenegro throw in

the brits will jab at americans for not knowing geography yet they don't have the faintest idea of a country that exists in the same continent as them lmao how fucking pathetic.

Savic is montenegrin

England to win a penalty, calling it now lads

mixed black/white of both genders in uk marry whites 4:1 to blacks, they are bleaching themselves hard

Gran always complains about the footy then expects everyone to watch shit sports like tennis

Honestly might just have a shower and get in bed instead. What's good on Netflix these days to curl up to?

at least it's something you can actually participate in.

Niggor, Gligor, Vucevic, Njegoš, Knez

Dont you have some booing to do?

Aye, legit dont touch other foods. I wont eat any food thats mixed or touched another food item. I'm fussy.

>same
>continent
>england

Love, Death & Robots.

tell me all about antigua leafy

I've been to Montenegro though.

kek

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Do remoaners that wave EU flags also support the national football team?

Ok, how's about this,
Booooo Ireland
Booooooo Ireland

Fanny

tupacic
kanyicic
obamacic
lebroncic
fuck can't name a fifth

britain born blacks hardly get married

Portugal aren't even gonna qualify for the Euros kek

I don’t think that’s fussy I think that’s autism.

yeah brainlet they both exist in europe

Of course not, they loathe the English flag

i don't; fuck england

Good. They all have to go back.

doesn't matter what faith they worship they're still facist scum along with the croats and serbs.

that is literally a form of autism, get yourself checked lol

Nations League is coming home

>booing your own team

How very on brand

>Usually, England players receive >around £1,500 for a winning >match/qualifier/friendly, £1,000 for a >draw and £500 for a defeat.

express.co.uk/sport/football/981119/world-cup-2018-England-vs-Belgium-England-players-salaries.

Implying this kind of money would matter to any kind of international footballer. Try harder Murphy

*trout queefs at you*

>Poortugal

ebin

They support their own: Scotland

>tfw so fat you start calling yourself "other people"

Obviously they don't mate

OH NO NO NOOOOOO

OH MY DAYS

>englel

>

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Here we fucking go lads
>Englel

IT'S

Fug

Back to 3-5-2?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

based gypos

AHHAHAHAAHA

I'm so glad I'm Welsh

What a goal. Hahaha. B T F O.

yikes

Thought if you do good in that nations league gack you get in

>Everton defense
Southgate needs hanging

lads...

>exist
More like they hardly survive their day to day shit and every night get drunk crying alone in the bed

OH NONONONONONONO

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PMSL

AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHA

>ENGLEL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

flippin' 'eck

Porridgewog detected

>MONTENEGRO 1-0 NEGROES

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

OH NO NO NO NO

This is the pathetic English showing that we all know

>keane

J U S T

UH OH

keane and pickford bringing their club form to the national team

Its over lads

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pickford is chav trash

>Hudson Odoi
PATHETIC

>you

heheh top bants, mate.

Called it

thats more the england we all know and love/hate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

It's on Maguire for exposing himself for no reason

I DONT BELIEVE IT

MANLET KEEPERS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

HAHAHAHAHAHA BASED MOUNTAIN NIGGERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAH

>MUH NATIONS LEAGUE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

OH NO NO NO


HAHAHAHAHA

>conceding to Mountain Negro

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Now THIS is England

>Keane is good la, world class la, £200m to United confirmed, la!

I asked my GP about it but he said there is little I could do about it since I'm an adult.

>Bottling it against Mongolia

dude its coming home lmao

scotland lost 3-0 to kazakhstan lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAAHHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Right now consider how much being an England regular is worth in contract negotiations you absolute spacker

c r i p e s

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Nice assist from keane

BMC in bonglands anus

>Michael Keane and Harry Maguire aren't good at defending
>Jordan Pickford can't make a save
wow, who could POSSIBLY have seen this coming??

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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OJ SVIJETLA MAJSKA ZORO

Wow sarri was right for not starting Hudson-Odoi after all

I like how the England team have been good for like 6 months and the commentators are back to being patronising to other countries

>"The fans are applauding because Montenegro have managed to string a few passes together"

Now THIS is COMING HOME.

KEANE
ODOI
RICE

REALLY GARETH

They lost 0-2 to San Marino too

hudshit ohdear lost the header, then gave up tracking back

HAHAHAHHA

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The utter state of >England

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Montenegro population:
>622, 471

New gf just text me saying she’s annoyed because the other team scored a goal :3

AMERIKA I ENGLEEEEEESKA
BICE ZEMLJA PROLEEETEEEEERSKA

Reminder that you’ll never win ANYTHING you Engpakis.

LMAO

NO I BET £15 ON ENGLAND WINNING REEEEEEEEE

>slipping to Montenegro
jej. never change, Englel

another victory for juncker

Negroes losing to Montenegro

England are incapable of switching gears. They play in 1st expecting to walk about until a tap in emerges

I can't quite believe this. We haven't fully reached Scotland levels yet. But I'm afraid.

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Why do those Montenegrin fans have a Knights of the Old Republic banner?

Seething paki

got any of her dick pics?

t. Khazakstani COPE

Oh no, you could have won 50p

Sterledge finna dab on em soon

I bet £100 ayy

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I know Maguires popular, but he's nowhere near good enough

great. these subhuman slavs or whatever they are will be rolling about for the rest of the game

Sarri was right.
Where did the Golden Generation go?
Call Rooney back up

Another attack ruined by a stupid Alli back heel or flick

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm Syrian btw

brainlet, not worth it at those odds

Who else do we have? Fucking martin kelly lol

Because it's the GOAT game.

> Pickford
shit

Scotland level is a long long away mate.

montenegro tactics: literally just walk past them and shoot lmao

>Calling someone a slacker just because you’re wrong
Rude also not one English international in the EPL’s top 5 highest earners

forbes.com/sites/robertkidd/2019/01/23/chelsea-move-puts-gonzalo-higuain-among-premier-leagues-highest-paid-players/#775628a33085

reckon if pickford had the proportions of a human being and not a t-rex he'd have got a hand to that

Cos it’s a fun game

kek

KEK

K E K

This is also why Liverpool have never won a title

England are 2/1 to win the match

Double down

Not saying he's good, but who could take his spot?

>conceding

try 500 lol
they're going to win anyway to fuck you England for making me clench my ass

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ENGLEL
>ENGLEL
>ENGLEL
>ENGLEL
>ENGLEL>ENGLEL

No they didn't, Scotland won but the scots still booed 'em

At least Trinidad and Tobago has pacey ngubus and a population of over 1 million

you're losing to 600k slavic backwater village

It's a great game, mate.

shes got a point though. i want to know if sallys dead

1-1 draw incoming

Chris Waddle

Ex-England winger on BBC Radio 5 Live in Podgorica

Marko Vesovic had a little bit of good fortune. It was their first attack of the game. Totally against the run of play.

Hudson-Odoi is trash

Why the fuck are we playing CHO again?

SACK THE BOARD

only home grown status matters, Zaha and one of them chelsea spics counts for the quota and they are not england players

Good fucking lord Hudson Ngubu is shit.

>hudson
Literal brainlet dribblet

similar. except liverpool play in 6th and struggle when they slow down

This is a honeypot game

That's what I meant you mong

le speedy negrone

i see Pickford is keeping the tradition of England NT Goalkeeping well alive after Hart left

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Rose is dogshit

KANE OUT
KANE IN

just a little bet just one go on you know you want to

2007 all over again

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scotlel

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>loosing to montenegros B team

OH NO NO NO

IT'S A FACKING DISGRACE

uefexit now!

Never liked football 2bqhwyl

>playing the likes of CHO, Rice and fucking Alli when we need to fucking win
Why?

Non sequitor

Wrong, it's worth money and gives you more chance of signing for a big club

more like evens
unlucky kid this will be a draw

We should join concacaf

And they donate it all to charity anyway.

>losing to Montenegro in 2019
what did they mean by this?

where's their A team gone?

Aww ty for the faith

>Alli - Rice - Barkley
That's so grim

>needing to be saved by Danny Rose

Not our fault you're as delusional as we are shite. Stop lashing out.

so far so good, just need a few cheeky spuds injuries just in time for the weekend lads

And it's literally their B team lmao

Best national team in the world after France and Belgium la

It's really coming home this time la

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>Two England starting 11 spots please good Sir

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He should be starting instead of CHO

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raheem sterling is gay right?

3-0

>the mashers of montenegro
oh wait

>resorting to hoof it to sterling
only works with Ederson, we're doomed.

At least we have more than three whites in our entire squad

>if you aren’t an elite footballer you can’t criticise poor football

how many fines will the commentators have to pay for saying Negro?

>black mountain

I'm glad we're represented again

I kinda hope England lose this game so like the likes of Wrighty and PooGash will shut the fuck up with their hyperbole and wankery.
We're still going to qualify anyway.

>the engulfers of England

montenegro are actually a decent team so this wouldn't be a big shock

proper toxic thread

wtf i'm welsh now

Has the shitposting from the last few days about england being the best team in the world currently also ironic?

Just wondering if we missed that self deprecating british humor again?

Gomez, Lascelles, Tarkowski?
you're right, fuck all

Lads I wish mobile phones weren't so fragile. The Samsung s10 is so beautiful without a case

but he hasn't got any PL starts

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Your best player for benched for an 18 year old English player

I'm actually English, lads. I just live here.

What does nigger even mean?

The real reason why brits on Yea Forums is always negative about england is not becuase of /pol/ or the poor quality of play but becuase Yea Forums is a middle class website and caring about england matches is a working class thing

raheem sterling for the 90+3 winning goal desu

Name one thing that Kane has done all game

>kyle walker
>experienced
he's played a lot of games in the league i'll give you that but it's not about games it's about occasions

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its just banter lad

cope

i mean fuck england, but yes you literally did miss the humour

No United players, this is what happens, hope you lose 3-0, shower of shite

t. Sam Sung

Scored the second half hat trick

Dont worry lads, I just put a 10 pound bet on montenegro to win 2 - 1. Ive secured a ddraw for us

What the FUCK was hudshit Odoi just doing then? Standing around watching whilst walker tried to win the ball

Breathing

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Yeah if anything they're no.1 in the world to our no.2, we should've seen this coming

>Montenegro
>whocareslol
you cursed it

>Chelsea unironically rejected £30 million from Bayern for Hudson-ngubu

>ABEs

b-but we have 4.

Michael Keane is fucking shit

Live life #knifefree lads

That Lineker tweet aged badly

APOLOGISE

>Labour cuck acting like a victim

Not surprising

FOREIGNERS BTFO

one bad spell means nothing
WE'RE BACK BABY

APOLOGISE

Ok we can all calm down now

>Keane
Always rated him, totally didn't shit on him.

ITS

APOLOGISE

Phew

Did it have to be him?

IT'S COMING HOME

thank god for that lads

>KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO >KEANE BETTER THAN CHO

>you

KEANE IS A TRUE ENGLISH LAD
NO PROVINCIAL GENETICS RUN THROUGH HIS PURE ANGLO VEINS

Gollum Hodgepodge-O'goy

SAY

SORRY

only underdog teams rely on crosses

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Big up Colin

Why are so many middle class poorly educated NEET racists?

Keane doubters SEETHING

it's coming home, lads

*stops overreacting*

SCOTLAND BTFO

HA

FUN'S OVER

NEVER DOUBTED IT

Grealish does have PL starts you idiot

THE EMPIRE IS BACK BOYS

e jebem ti

SAD LITTLE ENGLANDERS

SOUTHGATE YOU'RE THE ONE

APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE

Are you telling me, that the guy who comes on in the last 10 minutes in the Europa League and scores past San Marinese farmers ISN'T a world beater?

PORRIDGE N-BOMBS BACK IN THEIR BOX

he showed keaneness to win that header if you know what i mean

SCOTS BTFO

IT'S COMING HOME

APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE APOLOGISE
APOLOGISE APOLOGISE

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APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW U INBRED TOENAILS

it's coming?

Obsession

I'm working class northern bloke

in a bit JFs

COMING

Irish as the Blarney Stone

oh boy here we go again

pick on someone your own size

wtf i'm english again

SSHHUUSSHH Yea Forums
SSSHHHUUUSSSHHH

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HOME

>grealish isn't called because he doesn't play in the premier League
>Call a youth player with next to no PL minutes

why are Scots so butthurt? i legit love Scotts but when it comes to footy they are unbearable. I would support them when they play other teams.
Ah, the life of an Englishman

Thanks perfidious Dane. You jinxed it.

>this cannae be hap'nin

can we try making a chance in open play now please

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Johnny foreigner flags have all fucked off now

How far up norf are ya lad ?

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

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I remember when Michael Keane was the Harry Maguire before Harry Maguire.

>that heart to be able to come back from 1 nil down in a fierce Slavic arena of combat

Just give us the trophy now

>*Removes kilt*
Let's do this lads

grealish fuck off, theres better white english wingers than you

surprised loftus cheek isnt playing

Theory: they crave a sense of identity

It's pretty grim up there football is all they have going for them

Grealish is shit and if he didn't come from Birmingham would be rated by nobody

I thought that was going in. That was well struck.

Nancy boy football, that

Will jf ever recover?

Any forklift man in?

if i were playing against pickford i'd just lob it up in the air at every opportunity

you're like 50/50 to score each time

Where were you when the equalizer and against Macedonia came home?

(You)

nearly put £50 on England at 6/4

new

get sancho on at half time ffs

Grealish is shit. Thats why he isnt in the team

2-1 England

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Grealish doesn't get called up because he's a worse Maddison who also doesn't get called up

Wakefield fella

SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Doesn't explain the poorly educated and NEET parts though

>Sterling

Don't really rate Greaselish just think southgates logic is flawed

>rameme not heading it in

No no no this cannae be happening

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Based Yorkshire lad.

I remember when you lost the war you fat frankfurter eating cheesewog

Lovely chanting from the home fans I can't lie

>Hari Kejn

Not sure if trol

Always rated CHO.

Because their racist attitudes are correct and well founded. Negros are at fault for many of societies ills.

Injury, mate.

BARKLEY

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Yikes

Technically, the jews are at fault. Negroes are just their tool to do it.

Commentators are desperate to justify cho starting.

Good luck to the lad but the comments and circle jerking is unbearable

>Because their racist attitudes are correct and well founded. Negros are at fault for many of societies ills.

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He did get a good assist tbf but I don’t know what got him in the squad unless he’s played well for the u21s or something

To make sure he doesn't slip

Oh you're probably that cunt that reported me at Sainsburys coz "I was being ignorant and rude" Sorry mate but that's my FUCKING ACCENT!

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