/hoc/

eh, this would get me playing hockey again, but skating on my own power isnt happening

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Reminder that he’s 5’2”

what is /hoc/ for?

its proof that even the players understand that the sunbelt is a meme

Shitposting in between games and falseflagging as a fan of teams you don't care for.

cant even go 15 posts without spamming this shit franchise

keep crying bitch it just make my day better

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I never had a problem with the Canes until I started coming here
Nobody should care this much about such a dogshit franchise

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>any post is spamming
Seek help.

what do these posts contribute to the thread and hockey discussion?

it'll make my day better when they get swept in the first round

at least canes fans have been attending their games lately and do care for their team. UNLIKE a certain florida team that has a generational talent and is wasting it.

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People talk less about other irrelevant franchises

My team wins Lees

holy shit the canes anons are actually fucking based and i am happy that some >hasb fans like myself decided to form an alliance

what do these posts contribute to the thread and hockey discussion?

>at least canes fans have been attending their games lately

>March 24, 2019, 7:00 PM
>Attendance: 14,437
maybe compared to the attendance in long island

Best of luck this spring, mon ami.

they dont, its spam replying to spam
at least i dont have audacity to claim otherwise

sorry you spotted my post through the vast sea-slurry of shitposts and copypastas that start every single thread

faggot

there was hockey discussion to start the thread
you ignored it and shitposted all the same

>posts about a HOCKEY team from the national HOCKEY league in a thread for HOCKEY discussion
>reeeee leave
kek

>people talking about a hockey team in /hoc/ is spam
>just because I don't like that team
>and because I don't like them, I'm justified in using any tactics I want and shitting up the thread in order to oppose them
Antifa-tier.
Again, seek help.

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no one told them to leave user
they are waaaaaay too autistic to fall for that

long islands place is shrunk really. to be fair, every game for the islanders has a good crowd, even in brooklyn,

you're literally just as bad

go knights?

quality OC

yet you are in love with them and hate me
funny how life works

Sure, lad. Whatever. Go Knights or something.

>posting the same cringey shit day in and day out is considered hockey discussion
How about they actually attend the games for their shit team. Even when they're doing well you can see tons of empty seats lmao

proofs. Screenshot me ONE game where you see this during this season and during said stretch

>I'm not autistic ur autistic!
oof

>14,437
Holy shit even the new knockoff NFL has better attendance

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never said either of those things, cope more

>going into autopilot and harping on the attendance without ever actually looking at one of their games recently
This had better not be that Hartford user again.

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>people talking about a hockey team in /hoc/ is spam
i asked you to explain to me how its not spam and you failed. no content in the posts and just the same shitty image replies
>just because I don't like that team
i dont like lots of teams, why is it that only canes get my attention?
>and because I don't like them, I'm justified in using any tactics I want and shitting up the thread in order to oppose them
you're welcome to be the bigger man and stop shitting up the thread first

"you're literally just as bad"

>i dont like lots of teams, why is it that only canes get my attention?
Only you know the answer to that one, user.
If I had to guess, you're fucking obsessed.

Business idea: /hoc/ but for hockey markets only

Onion rings

over two thousand (2000) empty seats in that barn

Fantastic thread so far.

great so lets move florida to quebec and let the clearly better hockey market witness the fruits of sasha barkov and vincent trochek

and? lmao

Carolina to Quebec and Florida to Halifax

Hey, don't start bullying the Panthers for no reason.

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/hoc/ is exploding over claims of shitposting, empty seats, and autism, ok, this is epic

>If I had to guess, you're fucking obsessed.
lol fell right for my trap
i shitpost lots of teams, but you only care when >your team is mentioned
cause the truth is, you're obsessed with me

FUCK THE KITTIES

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>lol fell right for my trap

>merely pretending.jpg

Another year of wasted playoff potential because your goaltending sucks. At least your team is molding well but for gods sake get fans to your arena

Keep carolina. They have a fanbase and they at least attend unlike florida who has cathedrals for games

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here you go The capacity of PNC arena is 19,772
Looks like your meme shit can't get overweight sunbelters off their ass to show up

what are you gonna do about it? suck my meaty sunbelt cock

I'd fuck these kitties 2bh

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Are you referring to your Publix sandwich, user?

here is the fragrance for you anons

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I had a Publix sub on vacation a few months ago it was a solid 7/10

>I'm not obsessed, you're obsessed!
Increasingly pathetic.

lets talk about food

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>i-i said it first!!!
at least give me a (You) to go with your obsession like a decent individual

d'accord

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Thanks for McCann :^)

He’s going to be essential for the threepeat

Abomination

*does jack shit as its literally guentzel doing shit again out of his ass

Generationzel

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>Kempny likely done for the year

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pretty sad that two american franchises are having the best seasons in a decade yet still cant manage to have top 20 attendance
if these were canadian teams you know exactly what would happen

Get bounced out in the first round?

Honnestly, just give sunbelt teams to yuros

You mean like winnipeg???

maybe if they were in the eastern conference

boom
roasted

Winnipeg had by far a better regular season last year compared to this one.
Not surprised you are completely unaware of this fact.

Does Sam go to games?

Jets made the WCF last season, and the Senators made the ECF the season before that.
Where is your bounce now?

They're still having a great year and are at the bottom of attendance vs teams like Detroit, buffalo, and anaheim. So your original claim was straight out bullshit, nigger

Funny that you didn't mention anything about a Stanley Cup win. Surely it hasn't taken that long for a Canadian team to win one, right?

probably b8 but MTS only seats 15k, they have 102% attendance

>So your original claim was straight out bullshit, nigger
which part of "best season in a decade" do you not comprehend

When was the last time binland won anything

If it's such a great market then why not build more seats
>Canada team
>Less attendance than american teams having shitty seasons
Btfo

My heart with every post

You just had to ask.

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Excellent point, no Canadian franchise has won for a long time.
Yet we all still show up to the games.

for me, it's rooting for >my team and not giving a single fuck about >yours

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So nothing
Point stands

What is this "Canada team" nonsense?

That cuck mentality is exactly why uncle gary will never let Canada win again. It doesnt matter if the product is complete dog shit; you niggers still buy it up.
Your original assumption was if it were a Canadian team they would have higher attendance. That is wrong.

i agree

Based

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for me, its doing nothing at the trade deadline and being fine

>That cuck mentality is exactly why uncle gary will never let Canada win again. It doesnt matter if the product is complete dog shit; you niggers still buy it up.
Which is funny, cause when we dont show up to the games, Gary takes our teams away.
We are damned if we do and damned if we dont.
The absolute state of Canadian fans indeed.
>Your original assumption was if it were a Canadian team they would have higher attendance. That is wrong.
Only when you ignore the fact that Winnipeg's arena size does not allow it hold more fans, yet they still manage to be ahead in attendance than American teams with larger arenas.

love >my team
respect 29 of the other 30 teams
have zero respect for one of them

simple as

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For me, it's making a move at least a month before the trade deadline so that the new guy actually has time to build chemistry with the team.

how can one team become more hated than the >laffs, >rags, and >kongz?

>My team
Great
>Your team
Shit

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Go Caps

Spamming all day everyday I reckon

bwahahaha

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>1. Hughes
>2. Kakko
discuss

how DARE you claim thoughtful discussion provoking posts like this one is spam

In my tankathon sim last night, I got this for the top 3

1. Buffalo Sabres
2. Anaheim Ducks
3. Florida Panthers

I dont know who even is in this draft class

>only one of these posts makes me SEETHE with rage
>but they're the problem, not me

is it a crime against memes if edmonton doesn't draft Connor McMichael?

that's a pretty good list desu senpai

Absolutely BOILING

Sucks to be in that position m8. But again if Winnipeg is so good then why not build more seats to maximize shekels? It has more to do with the city population size than anything. Winnepeg just isn't as good of a market for that fact alone.

who claimed that any of those posts were a problem?

Hasb will win the lottery. Mark. My. Words.

and will draft a 28 year old beer leaguer

But they're going to the playoffs???

Gary accepted my urgent invitation to discuss the Carolinigger problem

Tank is coming

>Sucks to be in that position m8
That is reality for Canadians.
>But again if Winnipeg is so good then why not build more seats to maximize shekels?
Selling out creates better atmosphere. One franchise is always going to have the smallest arena since there is no mandate on minimum size.
>It has more to do with the city population size than anything.
Correct, Winnipeg has a small market. They should struggle to fill the arena and compete with other franchises in total attendance. Despite all this, six other teams do worse in the standing than they do.

It's too late. Gary is already a Carolinian agent. He's colluding with Tom Dundon.

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let's bring back /hoc/key discussion: who do you think is the best active player to never have won a stan-lee cup?

>who do you think is the best active player to never have won a stan-lee cup?
jumbo

Mrazek.

which makes you believe that mrazek is the best active player without a cup?

boring

This is a world class post.

Henrik Lundqvist unironically

he's mentally ill

He's been a story of unfulfilled potential for the last few years, but now he's playing very well. If he can keep this up, he could end up being Hasek-tier.

Reminder that relocanes fans are extremely easy to anger, keep that in mind when replying to them.

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Duncan Keith. None of the Blackhawk cups counted

>91685256
Imagine being this delusional.

@91685265
>every single anonymous post must be from them
Fucking grim.
t. was there

ha

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>getting swept in 5 by Tampon Gay

OR

>meaningless mid 1st round pick

We're fucked

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if any >rags poster would lick that fucking bench, the me magic would be so intense that he'd fucking threepeat

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>mad
>at answers to questions

shut the fuck up

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Thornton

They'll never, ever deliver, will they?

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>mad
>at OC relevant to the thread
kek

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>He's been a story of unfulfilled potential for the last few years
Seems more like he was unable to showcase that potential in Detriot when he failed to claim the number one slot for himself.
>But now he's playing very well
He isnt playing a career best season.
>If he can keep this up, he could end up being Hasek-tier.
Anything is possible, however he would need the recognition from sports journalists to even be considered in that realm

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relocanes are SEETHING again
every single day

>swept against the bolts

I doubt that. I feel the bolts will fall apart with that shot total they've been allowing lately

Kovalchuk

>mad
>at OC relevant to the thread

>mrazek is the next hasek
Feel like I have heard this one before lads.

Cyka blyat

Maybe if he never left to the khl. This retirement tour of his is just embarassing, hes fat and cant do anything on the ice anymore.

Thinking about stealing marner from the leafs

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Barkov

Thornton

the hallmark of a warrior
pierre is twice the man we could ever hope to be

PIERRE, CATCH!

>Laffs

Thinking about bringing Kapanen and his instathot gf back home to where he grew up.

reminder his name is on stan lee's cup

Habs are 3rd in the league in SOG per game and 16th in GF per game. Their PP is absolute dogshit. They have trouble scoring and Vasi has always been good vs the Habs. I really can't see how they could win more than one game vs Tampon Gay

Imagine comparing Mrazek to one of the top 3 goalies of all time without a trace of irony

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believe in price and hope to god that their defense falls to shit. Sure they have a strong ass powerplay, but if montreal can get a way to piss tampa off in that series, they got a shot

That's Randy for you.

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relocanes fans are this delusional.

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>but if montreal can get a way to piss tampa off in that series, they got a shot

True. But they'd have to find a way to do that while staying out of the penalty box

You should find a way to post without a trip

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fucking based

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This town aint big enough for the two of us

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l
o
l

Good thing the kangz wew shit and nobody watches them

I don't know user, I get the feeling there's a lot of space for the both of you plus a few more

Can't wait for shithawks elimination day

now that the dust has settled, is robin lehner elite?

Rekt

Zach Parise

the lad has a good coaching behind him now, and has good culture near him as well. 5 shutouts on the year also makes his comeback pretty nice

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I think the Hurricanes are the most exciting thing in hockey right now, would love for them to bring a cup home to Charlotte.

Is Parise the most lackluster franchise player in the league?

Parise would've been better in detroit desu. minisoda SUCKS

Whomst?

>bring a cup home to Charlotte
>to Charlotte
The Checkers are unironically going to bring the Calder Cup to Charlotte.

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Thornton

Also whoever said Mrazek is an idiot

cant even beat laffs-lite

See >you in late May.

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laffs-lite are actually good tho

him and Kopitar

Yep. It's a weird thing to have to wrap your head around.

well, they do have some nice prospects in there like bracco.

yeah, almost like the laffs have top caliber defensive prospects that they continue to develop instead of forcing into the nhl
stay scared m8

He hasn't been a "franchise" player in a decade at least

SHALL be watching the Jesus show on history channel tonight

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who are the biggest bitches in the league I'm compiling a list

Kadri
Marchand
Bertuzzi
Paquette
Keith
Gallagher
Roussel
Deangelo

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got a pimple on my nose

ekblad

Canadian hockey fans

>1993

we're in the league?

Wilson

that is the full extent of sunbelt hockey knowledge

For me it's Lukko choking in the first round everytime

Stamkos
Stone
Phaneuf

You're at the games, crying like faggots

you know you're allowed to go to the games too
is that why no one is in the seats down there?

Yeah but the question was "biggest bitches in the league" and I'm trying to make you angry

according to craig button kaako is closer to podkolzin than jack hughes. only laffsnet rates kaako as number 1.

tsn.ca/craig-s-list-hughes-leads-class-heavy-on-american-talent-1.1279391

Reminder, if you hate tom wilson you are either:
1. a low test beta male
2. an immigrant
3. a SEETHING pens fan

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youtu.be/E-gKJMoBtTQ

What the fuck were they thinking?

Reminder, if you hate tom wilson you are:
1. literally everyone who isn't a caps bandwagoner

Probably taquitos are better than enchiladas but chorizo tastes good too

Tickets to lightnings game next year in sweden are now up for sale

there is literally nothing wrong with balding in your 20's

based getz with the top tier self deprecating bants

baldthews will look like that soon

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Is he the next kane.jpg?

kyle dubas looks like a shittier steve dangle

This looks shopped.
I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

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I don't know which one of these is real.

BUY MY BOOK

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What's going to happen to Leafs Nation when Barkov styles on the Leafs again?

>button
Garbage

What is this, shop class?

*camera beeps*

learn how to edit a video you old fuck

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who is the teacher’s assistant beside matthews?

me
want my autograph or something?

that’s his carer

lets hope he styles on the habs too

SHANNON TELL ME THE NUMBERS

No

they are all going to be wrong to some degree when talking about future prospects but id rather listen to a former scouts take than listening to some journalist who has never had a scouting job.

>click
>..................................................................................................................................okie dokie

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Alright I'll give you credit for being a good hockey market for what it is and you quit with this whole Canada good usa bad shennanigan?

Which team in a Western playoff spot is the softest?

how much do you think he makes from patreon every month?

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Colorado.

>credit for Winnipeg being good for what it is

$353

>with this whole Canada good usa bad shennanigan
Sure, both have positives in this league.
From now on, ill be sure to only disparage the franchises themselves and not the countries they are associated with.

That said; Ottawa, Raleigh, Scottsdale, Sunrise and New York City all need to step up their game and put butts in the seats. Their level of support for these franchises is atrocious.

Agreed m8. It really is kinda sad when you think about it. Hockey is such a good sport. Glad we could settle this like gentlemen. I'll check you into the boards and buy you a beer later.

Rags are having a shit year and are sold out every game

civility? on my /hoc/?

just woke up

barely more than a minimum wage job
even that top end of 3k/m is gross and doesnt account for income tax

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have sex

his videos are monetized to fuck with four or five ads per video so he makes much more from that too

Remember Grease

New York City is home to two franchises.
One is having a terrible season and the other one of their best.
Fans of the Islanders need to support their team, even when Tavares is not in town.

the puppers dont play in scottsdale. thats the "problem" they claim because they say thats where the "fans" are but they are stuck playing in glendale instead.

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>so he makes much more from that too
a couple of cents per view
with youtube's new monetization formulas its harder to calculate what the exact numbers are

>a city of 8.6 million people (with a metropolitan area population of over 20 million) manages to regularly fill an arena
Shocking.

My mistake, Glendale is indeed their home.
And Glendale have earned my wrath.

Just walked 2 miles lads

if only those 8.6 million could fill two arenas instead of just one

he got 1.7m views this month and has averaged over a million views per month for more than a year. I’d reckon he makes at least 3k monthly from adsense which is still pretty bad.

/cric/ isn’t feeling so good, bros

they got saged again?

Don’t think so, they just haven’t been themselves the past few days. I think their time is almost up, you know what I mean? You know, when they finally have to pass on to Yea Forums

More proof of Russian collusion.

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wonder what they reported back to putin

how drunk do you think ovie was in this pic

>losing his shit over the investigation, fires fbi guy because he didn’t stop the investigation and hires some yes-man stooge
>summary realeased by another gop stooge (not the actual report)
>trumptards scream no collusion from the rooftops

even if he didn’t collude the report probably does contain a bunch of embarrassing shit trump did lmao

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>tim thomas declines going to see obama
>complete meltdown in the media about how disrespectful it is
>holtby declines to see trump
>no one gives a fuck
black people were a mistake

shut the fuck up this isn't /pol/

>he didn't do anything bad, but I bet he'll get embarrassed!!!
C O P E

shut the fuck up this isn't /pol/

Nigga we go to our games. Not our fault the TWO arenas we have are either A. Inconvenience the actual fanbase or B. Have been shrunk because dumb reasons

i'm talking about nhl goalies you absolute moron now go make my eggs

nobody gave a fuck either time about hockey. they were just looking for something to get "upset" about.

>user makes a simple political joke that is still /hoc/-related
>that's my cue to spring into action and start dribbling about /pol/shit in /hoc/!
Please go away and never come back.

Where's Holtby?

ahhh that just sounds like everyday /cric/

awoken

>78.4% full arena
>with a playoff team
embarassing, probably the shittiest fanbase in the league.

can't wait for the 2019 version
>stay scared m8
>lick the bench
>bunch of jerks
>surge
>fuck the TEDs
>numbers

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yeah i don't think Yea Forums would be very welcoming of them

are you literally shaking right now?

>Nigga we go to our games
Not according to the figures posted here;
The Islanders don't need excuses, they need the fan base attending games.
The Leafs @ Islanders game proved the people of New York City are capable of selling.

this
trumpcucks and liberal reeeefags need to get the fuck out of my /hoc/. It's obvious they can't resist either defending daddy trump or shitting on dumpfo

trumpcucks are liberals though

Pire que la poutine "italienne"?

that japanese basketball copypasta is so based lmao

i don't know who this steven dang-it guy is but he looks like a soiboy

>mfw

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>have to walk on crutches
Would have stayed home.

eating a slice of bread

i never really did think about how ironically funny it is that a russian is the best player on a championship team based out of D.C.

Both are for degenerates

now consider that the capitals have always been a predominantly russian roster

it's even more ironic i don't know which russian you're referring to

pis au smoked meat?

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Get Mueller to investigate this!

Business idea: Stop letting americans play in the CHL and Canadian midget leagues.

fucking RAG IT

>feel like watching funny game show compilations on youtube
>they're all 50% just steve harvey making stupid faces

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>pros
good sized fries
thick gravy
lots of meat
>cons
lack of cheese
not enough gravy

7/10 would eat once or twice

Looks incredibly based

And don't forget
>Hockey is for EVERYONE

What in the fuck

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holy fucking based

where's the mustard and pickle

>after 3pm EST
>/hoc/ transitions from loose hockey discussion to /pol/-bait and posting that would be above average on /ck/
i cri ebrytiem

Arrogant piece of shit. Thinks he’s clear of collusion (not mentioning the hot water his campaign is in SDNY) so he gets to act all chummy with the caps?

>says there will be no press
> invites press anyway only to call them fake news again
What a surprise. The president is a fucking liar. The fat fuck couldn’t even get out of his seat. But hey, “healthiest President in history,” right?

>and posting that would be above average on /ck/
Shall take that as a compliment.

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no one cares fag

Just get a smoked meat with your poutine at this point.

What the fuck is Tkachuk’s problem?

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fuck off

he's working overtime now

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baste

WHAT IN DAMNATION

poo doughty absolutely SEETHING

i need this

hockey needs more promos like this

He's American

Doughty is a bit of a salty bitch t b h
T. Canucks fan

>Republican “investigator” appointed by Republican president defends and protects said president
Wow. What a surprise.

>on the most trash team in the league
>also has the most trash future for at least the next 4 years
>desperately trying to remain relevant as his career heads towards the limelight
the funny thing is that there probably isn't another team in the league who would take on that contract (except maybe edmonton)

Pro tip: do not sing the first 2 lines to Jethro Tull's Aqualung out loud in public.

definitely, i keep those feelings to myself

so all the democrats making memes about meuller being the ultimate savior was just false flagging then?

Taking kitty to the vet tomorrow lads

Bet he wishes he signed with the leafs in the offseason

preds better fucking win today.

why would he take a paycut to get knocked out in the first round of the ploffs?

having a cat is pretty gay, but I hope hes alright

why the fuck are you rooting for that shitty ass redd*t team

nobody has ever wished that

He’s just due for shots

just for checkup right?

Yep she’s probably going to make me put him on a diet

America's gun problem is getting out of hand.

anyone find it hilarious that there's no real best on best international tournament when finland would ice it's best team ever in it's existence?

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post chonky boi

i've been having fun using finland on 'chel online since they're pretty good, i use bulju on the 4th line even though he's only a 78

He doesn’t own any guns of his own but borrows mine sometimes

already given up on the nhl season?

because i don't want wild to 1st round exit which they seem intent on doing.

Alright listen up Teds fans. You are fucking done. You hear me? DONE! You are NOT winning the Stan lee. You are NOT getting into the playoffs. You are a bunch of FAGGOTS. Did you honestly think you ever had a chance? Did you honestly believe people would like you? NO! The only thing people laugh at more than the Teds is the absolute STATE of Ohio itself. You are fucking nothing. If you somehow do manage to jettison your corpse of a team into the playoffs what will you even accomplish? Losing to a fucking sunbelt team?
Congrats on being a giant fucking disgrace. I'd grab a bear with you Teds to try and cheer you up, but I don't drink with mongoloid FAGGOTS.

Kill yourselves.

>chonky boi

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Puljujaarvi

You can only tell he’s got a beer gut when he’s standing

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Imagine hating fun.
Shall be asking for your permission and help with editing the next time I want to make a post.

that's what you got from my post huh

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cute

thats a pretty cat

based boi

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thanks hes my best fren his name is Mario Lemieux he's fat because he bullies his sister and steals her food

>posts anime
>calls others reddit

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.

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Thats just being Alpha

yeah he's based as fuck to be quite honest

>anime is reddit

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with a name like that he has too

I want your cat to be frens with my cat

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i like jamie mclennan he looks funny

so is your pic desu

checked, your cat better be named mr. floofer or you fucked up

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id break you in half faggot

love anime
love hockey

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sure he looks like a hard cunt
you have no idea how easily i could heem and then rape you

Hello I'm back from hokkei

did you score

going outto the gym

>I just LOVE cats
>my best friend is a cat

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how was the hokkei? Did you heem anyone?

do you have kitty?

>Why yes, I am a refined gentleman who does not associate himself with pathetic things like pets. I'm glad you noticed.

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gib dat pulju boi toi

No I was watching TPS hokkei

No

>wojak edits
>basedposting
>thinking you're not the most reddit poster here

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did you have fun?

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>hating cats
>on Yea Forums

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hello i am here

It was painful at times but in the end I had fun when TPS won it in OT. Went by a burger joint after the game.

>does anyone want to see my cat?

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Newfags don't remember saving Dusty.

Turku should have their own flag on Yea Forums desu senpai.

That’s a good cat!

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>"We welcome most importantly the entire Capitals team. They're winners and they know how to win. I think you’ll see that again in a little while."

Would Drumpf really leak Gary's script?

Makes sense with all the depressed people on here.

Hello, is this /cat/?

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nonono. trump is a good goy

DAE just LOVE cats like us?

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yes

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>mad at cats

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First for sabres win the Stanley Cup in 2021

post big bois

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why yes it is

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cats are founding fathers of Yea Forums

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How does a cat like that even survive?
It looks like an overgrown hamster

oh lawd

Das ist gut

>tfw you will never get heem'd by this cat

/hoc/ is enlightened

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>he doesn't know /hoc/ runs Yea Forums

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>Buljong

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/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

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fugg missed quints

As if there was any doubt

Sleep tight

/hoc/ should have its own board, separate from Yea Forums

>please refrain from making multiple /hoc/'s please edition

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/hoc/ is like an autistic hydra. Kill one thread and two more pop up.

general reminder that the chel is a pupper league

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RIP Ziggy (Palffy)

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16 days to go, till' the playoff starts
Can't wait lads

luv mi lolis
luv mi rape porn
luv me canes
>go hurricanes

I made that /beav/ thread :3=

get that shit in deep

Imagine being this obsessed about a hockey franchise you have no relation to

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>montembeault vs toronto
>luongo vs habs
very nice

sometimes it's fun to go to Yea Forums and see what they're doing

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i'm kinda hungry, i'm thinking

first round is going to be a lot of fun

no it's not

that board is absolute trash for underage kids

I've been thinking about what to eat for lunch for the last 4 hours.

"no"

the absolute STATE of sony niggers LMFAO

Snoy really needs its own containment board

My Leafs are winning it all, bruddas

Leave it to /hoc/ to visit the most underage shit-tier boards

had a turkey, swiss, coleslaw, and russian dressing sandwich

Indeed, lots of great matchups it looks like

this but Yea Forums

don't feel like cooking tonight, taking the poor man way out tonight

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>these guys won something last year
does drumpf not know what the trophy is called?

Tfw walked 2 miles and jogged a mile and a half

Nice. Will be here to congratulate all the happy leafs fans when they do! :)

the caps are, dare I say... trumps team

Tampa is criminally overrated
First round exit if I’ve ever seen one

hes a raggot of course not

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have to clear leftovers out of the fridge, most boring meal ever

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do it blindfolded to spice it up!

Food is just fuel, i don't know why people make it a big event

t. cooklet

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because in the free West we have delicious food options you pinko

>poor man
Isn’t that trash more expensive than even shit tier takeout like Dominos and Pizza Hut?

Not directed at you, but why do millennials pretend to be poor when they buy shit like that and hot pockets?

it all gets turned to poop later anyway

not me, im a gril

right? it's a hassle to eat, i'd rather just not expend the energy

no it isn't that's why it's trash

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doubt it, those things are cheap af

they go on sale for $3 here, and that's like 2 ameribux

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This thread went from shit, to promising, back to shit

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and your contribution was....

I have the next 7 threads already made.

Don't think you're telling the truth, m8.
Shall try to peat you to the punch even if you are.

did you know that laine is an assman

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>Avs team = Black lab
>Grubauer = Blonde lab

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he is ass man lol

was he right?

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holyshit that was incredible

nobody cares loser

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

...ly shit

new

500

Danke schön.

a generational bust
worst fourth overall since griffen reinhardt

>early
shant

on-time thread:

this

first for che

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incrediblely isn't a word ya dunce

Order from a local non-franchised pizza joint you bum

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based swerve