/heem/ American Thread Edition

Fucking Dana kek

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People caught up to his meme style. He'll be gate keeping until his career is over

Filtering Italy now too. Useless fucking poster. Germany is next. Fucking euros are such garbage posters

Yes i am a mestizo
Yes i am heeming you
Yes i am replacing you
Yes i fuck wh*te women
Yes i have a latina gf
Yes i i will take your job
Yes i vote Democrat
Yes i use welfare (wh*tes literally pay me to do nothing)
No drumpf won't deport me
No he wall won't be built
No there won't be a race war
You've lost
Me and my folk have won

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>HonkHonk general

nate

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Cringe. Him and his bum brother are going to shitpost without fighting until they find themselves at Bellator in thier 40's

poor tyron
dana hitting him into the ground even when he'a down

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Gonna knock out the next user who posts

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Tyron flushed Wonderboy how do you think that shitter pettis was able to beat him?

Should Tony stop hanging out with Bravo?
Guy thought there were demons inside his house.

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Tony unironically couldn't handle the clockwork elves

holy fuckin CHAD

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Based mods.

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>hey listen, listen! he's MY BOY!

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Is McGooby flushed?

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I knew that wasn't the thread

GAY CHI

are you a mod? ia an mod a athlete?

>No he wall

lol

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Why didn't they just take the chip out?

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I'm just a humble twitch streamer with meme insight

Luke Rockhold will defeat Jon Jones

I'm sure Tony could have taken out 3 or 4 cops before being restrained! :^)

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Let's just hope it's not too late for Tony.

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I rank jannys higher than you. yikes

Moomins is dogshit

Wow rude.

So I'm new to the fight scene, how do I earn the right to a Juicy pass?

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diaz bless

Based. Tony would ankle pick the cops one by one.

>lonely rob.jpg
Why do all the best fighters have autism

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Cody vs Barao for the vacant belt is the only fight that makes sense.

Vacant belt for the most vacant mind. Cody takes it.

Fights that make the most sense rn
Ponzi scheme vs gastelum
adesanya vs barboza
Khabib vs cejudo
Cormier vs willis
Jon jones vs petr yan

Sounds good to me

>call the cops
>tell them everything
>the cops leak everything to the press

what the fuck is wrong with america

underrated
post

Beast

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Based

prime ferguson heems the police force

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Bumboza. He doesn't give a shit about big punches, and Gaethje has nothing else. It will be the Dustin and Eddie fight all over again.

Also based

Lol faber is fighting again

Remember when he was so frustrated with Rivera that he raked his eyes?

Based american cops are as bad as always. But at least there is a proof he won't fight again because his mental state has been deteriorating for years at this point as she said in the video

Heeminder caner ran the entire second fight

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call centre operators arent cops

>as she said
He's fine, he still didn't swallow the redpills completely. He will enter the depression phase soon enough.

LMAOing @ his wife being afraid for the cops.

Just when you think Tony can't get any more based.

>He will enter the depression phase soon enough.

I have a bad feeling Tony is gonna commit suicide by end of this year.

You mean (((suicide))).

You mean inb4 Tony is accused of killing some random (((burglar)))

What kind of call center refers to cops as "we"?
This

What's your walkout song?
Mines this
youtu.be/hpDvtIt6Lsc

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His soon to be ex-wife is such a pussy she should have killed him in self-defense.

youtube.com/watch?v=FJGdNkdEQ1M

youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

>whats the deal with women's mixed martial arts? what are they fighting over? WHO are they fighting over? in my experience any guy that two women are willing to fight to the death over has the money to support both of them, and since the women are obviously unwilling to share him, he's going to be especially interested in the one who can demonstrate that they spend less time "training" by getting battered by men anywhere even close to her womb.

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Also this
youtu.be/EQwu-y51Z2Y

this ain't it, chief

youtube.com/watch?v=x_6Mvxk34Lk

BOOOOOOOOO

how to fix Tony quick guide

>remove Eddie Bravo and his lizard talk shit
>xannie bars prescription
>no youtube and heem posting for at least a month

Is it me or WMMA has gotten better for the start of 2019. I'm thinking I'm addicted to WMMA and it's starting to get to me now.

youtube.com/watch?v=SWtOylLaxqw

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I don't want to see NPC Tony fight

There is nothing to "fix"

guys stop calling tony weird and autistic
it really hurts his feelings

based

redpilled

The only thing he needs is a title fight. Dana's fake belts destroyed his mind

Khabib flushed edson didn't he? He was way slower against hooker

Tony shaked his ground before that desu

u wot

Khalabeeb got the rest of every Tony's war

You'll Never Take Me Alive

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his kicking game looked like prime Buakaw to me

maybe it looked like that because Hooker was slow as fuck

for sure Tony landed some nice teeps on Michael Johnson and Conor McGregor

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Yeah... Im thinking he's back

At least its fresh content

Barboza pratically rams the fence if you look at him long enough and there is no way Trevor Wittman isn't gonna capitalise on that. So Gaethje should win a TKO, but with all these dumb upsets lately, he might just stand still and get wheelkicked.

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kek’d

Tell me about the spammer, why does he do it?

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I hope the afterlife reveals the true identity of scatty, I need to know who he is. does he giggle when he makes his crude spam pics on ms paint?

Have sex, get a job, or kill yourself.

Manlets are the best fighters

Way too wordy, user.

It’s tuff man, absolute b-b-beast of a fighter B, just not a drawl. Fer sure lose my number if your height starts with a 5 my man. Like water we dune here?

singles have sex
dubs get a job
trips kill thyself

The next phase of Entering The System™ is juji gatame, or to gaijin... 'the armbar'. We will be looking at many of my personal favorite ways to attack juji, with an emphasis on airtight control and terrifying breakage potential. You will be joining me on this stage of The System™, right user?

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I heard that in order to join the Death Squad you have to participate in a fully nude 1 hour grappling session with Danaher behind closed doors.

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Nah, that's just Tuesdays

Can you even satisfy a BREH like that if you don't have an 8" x 6" dick BREHS . . .

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Literally anyone can show up to his class. He is *always* at least 15 minutes late to teach his own class. There will usually be some world class guys there, so it might be intimidating to normies. Danaher understands most guys are hobbyists and he's used to all sorts of people traveling to train with him.

But to join the actual death squad. Yes, one hour individual training in what he likes to call "Authentic Olympic garb" which is butt ass naked. I don't know more than that, but I do know you pretty much have to be a promising competitor to get on his radar these days.

I really enjoy watching mixed martial arts

Wrong thread

"He's a professional fighter, I don't want no cop to get anklepicked"

How would mixed martian arts look like bros?

>You now remember the Imanari naked triangle video

Mma but only jews allowed to fight

Hol' up, Lowkey Lee is moving up to WW? Or is it just to heem CanDA and go back?

>lightweights realise welterweight was the better option all along in the twillight years of their careers
Dodecakekdron

wats goin on with my man tony

Who tf is canda

he's entered the void

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>Listens to Nine Inch Nails once

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He comes back in his most powerful form his next fight

He is moving

Some guy asked me to stop smoking in the playground this morning, the coward refused to get in my guard.

*rolls towards you*

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You wouldn’t do nothing

Meet Ivan Stirkov.

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if khabib doesnt chimp out tony gets the title shot and doesnt have a mental breakdown. fuck you khabib

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I unironically feel really bad for whoever will accept to fight him next

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Urine Hulk

wrong, tony's shit dates far back try actually looking into things some time

I would heem miesha with my dick

Shit, I don't think he has a chance at WW, he wasn't that big for LW.

He's breaking the conditioning. The highest level of 10th planet jiu jitsu.

The "chimpout" was intentional exactly for this reason. Khabib wants to keep his fake belt for a little longer.

>try actually looking into things some time
Looking into things is what got Tony into this whole mess in the first place

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he got tyron woodleyD

weidman and till instant main event status backfired. rip their souls

ngannou tops p4p ranking in 2020 cap this post

For all we know Tony really does have a chip in his leg. I mean, is anyone here a doctor? I didn't think so.

>mess

Being woke ain't easy, but it's worth it.

Francis heems DC and Jon in that order

Can anyone here upload a file via mobile network?

heem yourself

Is Tony schizophrenic? Or did Tony have a chip implanted in his leg by NASA for speaking truth to flat earth power? Some say he is crazy, others say woke. There is no way to know for sure what is true.

All we know is the facts. He is accused of having a mental breakdown. Supposedly there is evidence of this. Maybe the evidence is fake, maybe it's real. There's no way to tell.

There is a rumor that Tony was kidnapped by CIA operatives who were possessed by DMT elf demons and replaced with a clone. Wow, that would be crazy huh. Really makes you think.

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I'd rather you serve me a gormay meal before doing so.

>gormay

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You had to be there to understand it.

but how do you know that?

heem this white boi

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Based Pettis

Who is this guy and why are people posting him all the time?

One rule, I don’t fuck niggers

easy to follow when you’re a neet incel

I would but I would never creampie outside of my race.

would sniff

I really love the way you projected your self hatred onto me.
In my case however, I’m an attractive 6’2 white male. I’d only even touch hot white girls or latinas. Anything else is cringe/yikes tier. Niggresses repulse me

research chemicals that aren't on the banned list yet. They will get added and he will get popped

They think otherwise until they realise how disgusting and oily their hair is.

Based LARPer.

Who's more dangerous: motivated bj or six pack askren?

poop smells bad

>fix Tony
Hi NWO

Tony Ferguson precisely the type of guy to be schizophrenic

God youre such a stupid fucking retard. Literally every single post is fucking garbage even when its on topic

alfafa male has real potential

I know this might shock you. But they are people in real life who aren’t manlets and handsome

t. balding manlet

Watch your fucking mouth maggot. You're talking to guy who invented Toilet Till

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>he thinks I’m bald to
How bad is your life.
All because I said I wouldn’t fuck a nigger

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can i get a quick rundown on this lad

t. balding manlet

If Tony "seeks help" and is diagnosed with schizophrenia he will never fight again. For two reasons. The first is because the medication is likely to be on the banned list, and two, the doctors will advise him to retire because head trauma will make it worse.

I once knew a guy who never knew he was schizo. He thought the tv was speaking to him and he flew to Paris at 3 in the morning "to start the revolution". Been a zombie ever since

So enjoy Tony while you can

>loses his mind
>doesn't beat his family
Tony bless

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Is Tony Schizophrenic or Bipolar?
I got schizophrenia as a -250 favorite

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What makes you think anti-psychotic meds would be on the banned substance list?

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It's a dead even toss up between bipolar and schizo.

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Because some of them will affect pain relief, cause drowsiness and shit like that. If weed is banned then anti-psychotics probably will be too.

Let's say Diazepam. It makes you calm, and should(prob is) on the banned substances list

Diazepam is not an antipsychotic

You now remember his UFC 223 media lunch

youtu.be/J56UyVVX7Nc

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spic here

How do I achieve whiteboy cardio?

Fair, but some might use it as one.

you know i would absolutely heem you if you did anything like that, right?

I'm not saying i would fight you, i would literally hem you

spics are cardio machines you cazzie

check out the matador boxer,motherfucker even smoked cigarettes and went 12 rounds

I don't think you would ever use diazepam as an antipsychotic. It's a benzo.

Nah but beta blockers and SSRIs can be used to treat schizo and they're banned. I would imagine antipsychotics would be banned anyway. A schizophrenic professional fighter is like a time bomb. If he is schizo he shouldn't be allowed to fight and if you believe otherwise then you have no empathy and are an idiot

It calms you the fuck down, call it whatever.

I'm just saying something like risperdal would be the antipsychotic, but I'm not sure a doctor would stack a benzo on top of it. I assume it's difficult to get cleared by commissions with schizophrenia anyhow.

Tony is a meme machine. Straight up

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What are your thoughts on Mr Finland making his return against Fishgold. I worried he is going to get slept

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Anyone else find her weirdly attractive?

Also, is she natty or not?

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>all these blonde soumi girls

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If Tony is allowed to fight whilst being Schizo he will kill someone. Not in the octagon, but outside. MMA fighters are literally the most dangerous unarmed men on the planet. Nigga like Tony would be walking out of the gym after training and ankle pick someone to death because he thought his phone was telling him that this random guy implanted a tracking device into his leg. I believe that if his wife got a restraining order against him to make him change then he is probably schizo and will retire this year. Schizophrenia is no joke. See Terry Davis. This nigga built an operating system by his self because he thought he could use it to talk to God. My auntie flushed her food down the toilet because she thought the government was trying to kill her. It's no joke

You don't want white boi cardio.

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shabbos goyim strikes again

>UFC
>Empathy
LMAO

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>weirdly

It's not weird bro. She is cute, healthy, young and fit with a nice body. If you weren't attracted to her, you'd be gay

I'm thinking bipolar. He probably trains so hard because he's manic and can't settle down.

I'm attracted to older women what does that make me?

People aren’t going to be calling Tony le epin meme man when he drowns his son in a bucket of kerosene to get the nanobots out.

I just turned 23 and going tony mode after a mental break has always been one of my greatest fears.

Agreed but she has a weird shaped-head.

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that makes you a faggot

But wouldn't the depressive phases lead to huge setbacks? He's on an incredible win streak and stayed motivated even through injuries. He came back from a torn knee to kick the shit out of Pettis.

Precisely. Or when he puts his thumbs through Khabib's eye sockets.

I think her head is hot

a reverse cougar AKA a Paul Finch AKA a toyboy AKA a grave robber

No that would still be based desu

Spics have the best cardio ya simp

this is my walkout song

youtube.com/watch?v=hM3Marchgsg

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I don't have anything against muslims but this would be pretty based

You might be right, I ain't no doc.
I just noticed he's fighting. Will be rooting, but thb he aint no world beater.

damn, finnish guys looks like THIS?! he's actually way better looking than any typical finnish

Her head looks tiny because she has too much muscle mass for her frame. Good for fighting not for aesthetics

Not taking any remarks from worm brain hues

At that point, He will transcend beyond epic. He will be biblical.
And God said unto T.Ferg, Thou shalt keep my covenant therefore, thou, and thy seed after thee in their generations.
Cucuy 17:9

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Yeah fuck pakis and that but it's not the point, point is schizos do not think properly. They perceive the world differently. If Khabib mounts him and for some reason he thinks "Khabib is literally trying to kill me" he could put his thumbs through his eyes and either blind someone or dig into his brain and kill him. Let's say he gets a notion that someone outside his gym is stalking him or trying to implant a chip into his leg, he loses it, he might kill them. Schizos shouldn't be allowed to fight. If he is schizo he needs to be forced to retire and take medication for the sake of himself his family and the public. Schizophrenia is horrible and I hope that's not what got him

He has a learning disability. That's why he talks that way and trains weird

I would absolutely heem miesha Tate’s bf. How the fuck do I get an mma gf like that? I’m unironically /fit/ as fuck

THEY CHANGED ME

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I would literally rather fuck the shit out of a 50 year old milf than any young woman. Mfw you will never bust a nut on widowed Milfs face

I would heem her womb with my semen if you know what I mean

underrated post

could you explain further?

Is he the most sociopathic fighter to ever step foot in the octagon?

I can't think of any others. Jon Jones or Palhares maybe?

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>tfw you're ready for the McGoober mental breakdown arc

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why Jon Jones tho?

bros he's probably on adderall or some other drug for muh learning disability

#IStandWithTFerg

he had many already

a bit less disgusting than a pedophile

JJ is a high functional psychopath

Tim Kennedy. The guy who thinks PTSD isn't real.

Hughes's family is framing him just for a tractor, plenty of evidence it belongs to him

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Oh for sure the ufc tractor belongs to Mark Jr

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acceptance is the first step to recovery

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hopefully this is just the start of a hatfield/mccoy type generational blood-feud that takes place inside and out of the octagon.

potential leader of the future British Republic

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t. ugly racist

>professional criminal

how did he know? maybe the guy was just a random crackhead

>he is watching his home security cameras at 4am
I-im good my frens no traumas or anything...

>Wait for him to try 3 different entries including your fucking kids room before calling the cops or doing anything
>wtf where were the cops when I needed them??
What is wrong with this guy

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Why didn't they just shot him. You can do it in usa

palhares is a good guy and if you think otherwise you are leddit.

either way the landscaping for sure made all the difference

wanted an excuse to use his toys or shoot him. psycho faggot should be put down like a mad dog.

how long before he opens fire on a crowd of "treasonous libtards"

I could heem anyone that watches MTV in this thread

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average mtv viewer circa 2003

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Gaethje. He will just keep coming forward and pressure Barboza. He won’t have room to do his meme kicks. Plus Barboza has no ground game. Gaethje is an All American wrestler, but knowing him he will use none of it and just stand up and trade

>guy attempts to break into his home
>TK is the bad guy

Get out of my country.

What we're dealing with here is not a question of heart or grit but a question of numbers. Justin Gaethje has shown a resilience but that resilience has been measured: 190 strikes. After 190 successful strikes from his opponent, Justin Gaethje's pressure and stature crumbles away. If Edson can manage to stack up 190 or more strikes in the time allotted, we'll see his hand raised by the official. But should Barboza struggle to land those 190 strikes, should Gaethje take his feet out from under him, then the hand raised will be that of Justin, the gamest of the game. I cannot provide for you any assurances or promises on the victor one way or the other, but I know this for sure: The fans are winning this weekend.

they can both be "bad guys" you simp

Kennedy could have done a number of things but chose not to so he could play up his victim complex.

not sure if based or cazzie

Hi Tim

do you ever blow on a spoonful of ice cream to heat it up cuz ur teeth are sensitive?

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Tim Kennedy is very mentally ill in addition to his obvious severe PTSD

I'll buy every PPV for the rest of time if the UFC drops the LW division on an island in a battle royale situation

will there ever be anything more kino than gun clutching, trump supporting, military welfare queen tim kennedy getting brutally heemed by an immigrant from communist cuba and a fat mexican who he was "going to teach discipline"?

Based PFL and Bellator working UFC into a s hoot

I hate people I don't know because I have depression that I won't acknowledge.

Is /heem/ TEAM ROMERO or TEAM JACARE

Hi Jeremy Stevens.

I hate you because you have depression that I don’t suffer from

Both are roiding monkeys.

Keep ya head above the water American faggot

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team Jacaré of course

Yoelito has melted everyone not named Robert Knuckles by hook or crook thus far. I don't see gator man changing that the 2nd time around.

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Yoel lost to Jacare the first time. He also got melted by Feijao and decisioned Bum Tavares

If Yoel wins, the only fight left to make is Yoel/Adesanya

youtu.be/BcZSRp6TcU8

This is my favorite entrance of all time. Have a nice day!

>Pillowfisted bean pole vs Iron man
What did the 185 lb division mean by this?

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he lost to Jacaré tho

youtube.com/watch?v=SeAAi7jWOl8

:^)

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When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Arose from out the azure main,
Arose, arose from out the azure main!
This was the charter,
The charter of the land,
And Guardian Angels sang this strain:
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
The nations not so blest as thee
Must, in their turn, to tyrants fall,
Must in their turn, to tyrants fall.
While thou shalt flourish great and free:
The dread and envy of them all.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Still more majestic shalt thou rise,
More dreadful from each foreign stroke,
As the loud blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame;
All their attempts to bend thee down
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse, arouse thy generous flame,
But work their woe and thy renown.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
The Muses, still with freedom found,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair,
Shall to thy happy coasts repair.
Oh, blest isle! with matchless beauty crowned,
And manly hearts to guard the fair.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

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*flushhhhhh*

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Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here

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Ok I'm legit scared. Are hues amphibious?

smoking crack is a crime in most countries except ours

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Yep, bone mohawk cuts through the water like a dorsal fin

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she's got that alien butthead look going

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>bone mohawk
You mean sagittal keel

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Bipolar w/ psychosis. My brother has the same thing. He is currently in a psychotic episode too, but he denies he has anything wrong with him mentally so it’s a peach of a beast for sure.

>you know remember that happened

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Robbie tapped.

hues not being able to into english?

This

>I felt a tap
>Verbal

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Verbal taps are real and very serious

Guys guys guys
Guys
Guys
What if...
What if somebody gave a bear...
Stay with me here
What if somebody gave a bear a friggin 3 piece with a soda?
A friggin bear!
Lmao
How epic would that be?

alright after seeing the size of that thing I kinda get it, Matt

what if the bear took his shorts off
"ey"
"my balls was hot"
imagine that

>go for a swim
>run into this
what do

Fuck Romero. He’s overrated and I hope Jacare submits him.

Why isn't Pat Barry in the UFC Hall of Fame?

Holy shitake mushrooms that would be too much dude lol I can’t even

Leave Masvidal alone he did nothing wrong

you guys better stop being disrespectful right now

this isn't a joke

I’m sure Jorge respects you for defending his honor on Yea Forums. I can imagine him shaking your hand sincerely with gratitude one day.

jealous of u fags who had high school wrestling teams. my school ended their program years before i even went to school there. i just know i would have been dagestani mauler tier and won state

u wot

Shut the pie hole poofter

I said LEAVE HIM ALONE

You just mad your boy got CTE’d by a lightweight

Last warning. I mean it. Fighter disrespect as a whole HAS to stop.

Yeah honestly if you didn’t wrestle in high school then I sincerely hope you keep your mouth shut when watching MMA with the lads.

I can just imagine wrestlechads cringing at heem neckbeards who think they know anything about grappling “oh oh he’s going for the underhooks!”

Yewll do nothin *in a Connor accent*

champs at the end of 2022
HW: Schaub
LHW: Johny
MW: Toilet T.
WW: KLee
LW: Gregor
FW: BJ Penn
BW: O’Malley

great post

youtu.be/QzKU-lYdC_Y
youtu.be/QzKU-lYdC_Y
youtu.be/QzKU-lYdC_Y
Here we go. Don’t expect much posting while everyone is watching/studying/absorbing this for the next 12 hours or so.

Gaethje will stand directly in front of Barboza with no head movement for 5 rounds getting kicked in the face/ribs and eventually fall over late Round 5

Just tap bro

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Damn, now we wont be able to watch any good sports

Meximidgets are baby tier sub 5'5" manlet race

Thiago is nice guy, b

Hot take: 3 piece and a soda was a great line and just because cazzies are memeing the shit out of it doesn't make it less great.

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Based and in before the bong gives you an “ironic” response because he is sad about Toilet Till getting Sweet Caroline’d

2022 champs
SW: Maycee
FLW: The Future
WBW: Barber

i unironically give no shits about mma besides maycee barber, her fights and an aspen ladd and cynthia calvillo fight are the only ones ive watched in the past two years maycee will be the first triple champ in ufc history if featherweight was still going to exist shed be a quadruple champ best natural talent ive bothered watching since cody garbrandt, dont respond

>tfw i could split every here's wig

Imagine being a skinnyfat fake cholo that never fights but tries to pick fights with everyone all the time.

this is the spammer

Diaz or masvidal?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OO-QCjpXdfo

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which one? i spam at least five different things here and theres 4 other spammers like myself

If the shoe fits.

Watch ONE Championship

is Masvidal skinnyfat? i have the same build and girls like it

this is the spammer

Fucking NERDS picking anime songs
youtu.be/pvy3M5gQ_cQ?list=RDpvy3M5gQ_cQ

odd choice

Based
youtu.be/kEon7JoTAzs

I microwave it or let it sit at room temp for a good 15 minutes m8 I dont fuck with cold ice cream

youtu.be/MmLUKEce2yA
youtu.be/1ZEajmfRRkE
Thawlts?

Jorge is eating well huh ;)

the Colby brawl is based and I’m not watching the other video but it looks like he is only doing it to hook up with that qt in the thumbnail

>calling a desert rat cute
take a shower and touch a vagina for once junior

You're a big guy

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I would fuck your daughter, grandpa

Is that a reference to the voluptuous woman he ate out or his voluptuous ass while wrestling Colby? Or both?

His managers sister I think. But yeah he probably gave her the juicy dark meat one piece with the two biscuits

Do it she never calls or visits with her shit children.

>gets more JUST’d in appearance
>becomes a better fighter
Based.

both

will Pettis and Masvidal win their next fights

Hope romero loses and goes to lhw

Glad to see Pettis get a win. I hope he has a resurgence at 170 he's fun to watch man. It was neat when he bowed to Wondermeme's unconscious body.

Has Colby been mewing? His jaw looks on fleek
youtu.be/sAVfaIo3G_Y

I think it's only fair that Pettis take over as sensei at Wonderboy's dojo

is Colby on the spectrum? what is with these faces he makes

He’s thinking about pulling a swerve mid promo. Five steps ahead of the smarks

i saw ugly ass mini khabib at the mall near my office and i almost said 'it's khabib time' but she's a legit little kid being exploited by her fame whore dad and i didn't want to bother her

Masvidal looks 1000x better with longer hair and his beard looking less terroristy. No homo, he's actually somewhat handsome now.

The definition of cope.

missed opportunity 2bh

he's trying too hard, all the time.
also: wtf did I miss? why is he holding a belt?

Bryce Mitchell is our low key man. Im booking a flight to Arkansas, training with him, hunting with him, and living in the Ozarks to heem skinwalkers and wendigos with him

>he was sitting there watching his own security cameras at 3 in the morning.

Tim, bud. We want to help you.

ok

BC heemsters meetup when?

I dont blame him unironically. Hitler unironically probably has spies looking for him. He is the most mainstream Hitler truther today

I unironically believe hitler didn't make it out and got heemed by some rando instead

bumson took the first 2 rounds and should of got the DQ win after the 12-6 elbows my man

I want to know if it was something he came up with or if it's known slang in LA.

Be sure to take plenty of pics, I wanna see what you leafs look like

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Very redpilled. Gameplan Brunson boxed up Anderson Silva. Got robbed. Nearly heemed Whittapoo. He’s a robbed king!

He’s from Miami. And slang like that exists. He just introduced it to middle class white people

twitter.com/ufc/status/1109606123512971265?lang=en

just imagine americans but more handsome

Imagine Pettis vs Usman lmao

shut up before they actually do it

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>le passive counter striker that always gasses
oh for sure the reach and output won't be to much for him

Not as handsome as Australians or Brits, though.

Based & redpilled

that faggot lost to ashlee evans smith lmaoo

Yoel gets heemed by chad obermilier

Redpilled

I'm gonna need the source, my guy

Canada was a mistake. God help us

reddit.com/r/metacanada/comments/b5iwej/indoctrination_this_is_being_taught_to_grade_7s/

Edgy Brah is based Rodger
>look into it

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Is she related to Slylock

horrifying

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>reddit
Foh faggot

They just took that shit out of Ontario schools, thank you based Ford.

>Point out that mixed martial arts' governing body has affirmed that Fallon Fox is a woman and can compete with other women.
fuckin brainwashed kids are real fight fans

>conor """"retires""" on Twitter again

I've literally seen Luke wear that exact sweater on like 6 different interviews/appearances and even in the ring after one of DC's fights.

what did he mean by this?

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91696155
Attention whoring and contract leveraging like the first time. Don’t even want to (You) a post about him. Nothing personnel, kid

He's trolling

Who cares

imagine retiring just to not retire in a month when daddy dana offers a main event spot.

Wtf it's real, he id probably taking a sabatical and returning for that comeback angle.

But conor if you are here I wish you the best if you wish to retire.

fuck i hate that people give this guy the attention he craves so much

the absolute STATE of this shit sport. He got one taste of a real sport and quit.

Thanks for the support - Much love!!

based

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mbby exit testing pool -> juice up -> re-enter testing pool?

having to be in the testing pool for a year exists for this

ah fair

i really fucking doubt he's quitting, he said like just last week that he was negotiating fighting again and before the Khabib fight he signed a new contract to do 6 more fights for the UFC, he's just trolling

friendly reminder conor could have gone down as an all time great

Friendly reminder that conor has already gone down as an all time great in the eyes of the masses

how

>le try to imitate GSP man

Was thrown off my wank when he framed the penultimate shot with a UFC 205 poster in the background
spankbang.com/302vc/video/hoby buchanon
Could tell Wonderboy was judging m

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After Alvarez the sky was the limit but he chose meme money instead

Ngannou-JDS
Anderson-Reyes
Askren-Ponzinbbio
Zabit-Moicano
Aljo-Munhoz
Ladd-Vieira

I just solved MMA matchmaking

>conor could have gone down as an all time great
how

By not making a mockery out of himself fighting Mayweather and getting cranked by Khabib.

hopping on a quick cycle i bet

after alvarez he ran out of handpicked fights he could win you mean?

he would get cranked by Khabib anyway tho, he had to fight him someday

Extreme Take: MMA Matchmarking should be 100% random
Anyone in the UFC should be ready to bang anyone else at any given time

Thoughts on Maycee Barber (1/8th black like Brendan Schaub)

kek
fuck no

Basado

he has a stacked UFC resume.

Better take: Fighters should have multiple fights a night

Thank him for everything he did for this sport.

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>By not making a mockery out of himself fighting Mayweather
sure
>getting cranked by Khabib
he lsot to objectively better fighter
and he already got embarrassed by Diaz

not really GOAT material when there is an actual GOAT who literally never loses

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S

Ghost Pepper Spicy Take: Fighters have a designated "fight day". On that day for the 24 hour period from midnight to midnight they have to fight anyone who challenges them

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but he will lol, he invented the double champ meme, it's enough for people to "idolize" him for the rest of his life

Ketlen should fight Germaine

will be brutalized by schev if she gets that far

EXTREMELY based

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a old and ready to retire aldo?
a late as possible notice mendes?
50/50 with the legendary 8 foot killer diaz?

>Thank him for everything he did for this sport.
attracting shitloads of spergy cazies?

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Seething... sad.

idk why you guys are so confident this is actually true, the whole tweet seemed like a joke, and this is not the first time he does this

Polite reminder that the last time Conor retired was a collusion with the UFC to cover up an injury and heal up while driving up interest.

Pretty sure we all know it's bullshit irmao.

/ourguys/ - 2019 OFFICIAL list

HW - Mgumbo
LHW - Walker
MW - Weidman
WW - Colby
LW - Tony
FW - Aldo
BW - Sterling
FLW - wgaf lmao

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its not true, its his way of trying to get dana to pay him more

Thanks for the cheese heem

What if its a year and a half "retirement" to hop out the testing pool?

>a old and ready to retire aldo
plucked purely out of your imagination
>a late as possible notice mendes
he signed the contract, i don't give a fuck. how caz are you?
>50/50 with the legendary 8 foot killer diaz
in my words, yes, using skill to overcome a terrible stylistic match up a full weight class larger than you just to prove you can is notable.

Remove weidman and insert Romero, only then can I agree with your picks.

Don't do it Edmontonbro

This

its obviously bullshit, but its what all the mma journos gonna talk about for the next month now

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Yikes
HW: Juan Adams
LHW: Luke
MW: Elias
WW: Askren
LW: Nik Lentz
FW: Bryce Mitchell
BW: Cody

>weedman

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BW has a lot of potential /ourguys/ but Sterling isn't it except when he's unconscious and dabbing
Cody should be /ourguy/, he's a pure all-heart brainlet who loves to bang
If not Cody, then Cruz

This, the man its powered by autism, Dana knows him and set up everything for the biggest era of MMA that will come after Tony's bring us the first death on the octagon in title bout against Khabib

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Edmond’s wifes son Edman is my boy

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why? Weidman seems like a nice guy

This is a good list.

>Flyweight
>Aldo
>Not based Zabit

goof'd

His protruding ribs have more reach than Artem

>Zabit Magomedshittypov
>based

fuck this decisionbabby

Fuck, I mean featherweight.

aldo had the belt for a decade, he was a super spring chicken for sure, and when you win in 8 seconds and never rematch its not anything else

Actually debated both of those. But Romero is black and Zabit is a mudslime.

Yea Forums isnt for nice guys, we are an abomination, the scourge of the internet, we are the last frontier before the dark and deep web, our picks should reflect us in that we don't care about what people say or do, we play by our own rules.

>stands and bangs for the fans despite having zero chin
>complete fucking brainlet that works the smark autists and mark npcs alike
>exposes his own teams roiding
>thin petite with a trailer park ethos
>cucks heavyweight champs then leaves town just because
>fucks around with the bros on the side just for shits and giggles

Unequivocally eternally /ourboy/

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>/ourboy/

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losing 2 times to Dillashaw was a disgrace

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>cucks heavyweight champs then leaves town just because
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This, i used to fuck guys like him in highschool

/no can blacksplode but good fundamentals/
- Curtis Blaydes
- Corey Anderson
- Derek Brunson
- Neil Magny
- Desmond Green
Not sure who I'd put in at FW and BW though

*CRINGE*

TJ was roided. Cody confirmed it. He and Urijah were the few that TJ didn’t infect

Black men who can't BLACKSPLODE are completely useless and have no business being professional athletes.

He fucked Stipe's wife

>kinda autistic
>trains with EB
>swallows too many redpills
>goes insane

TF is truly /our guy/

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The absolute state of the humanity when now we allow a man to pretend to be a women and crack open the skull of women who were too unfortunate and fat to get in the way of a mentally ill dude

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Uriah Hall

Jesus christ just fade in obscurity already

He literally fucked Stipe’s wife. Cody used to train at the same gym as Stipe. When Stipe was dating his now wife, Cody fucked her which is why he actually moved out to Team Alpha Male. He was banished from the gym in Ohio and Stipe put a greenlight on Cody.
Watch this video. This random guy who talks about all this Ohio shit with mutual people they know gets Cody extremely uncomfortable and fidgety during the UFC 203 Q&A in Cleveland. TUG and Sherdog can further confirm this
youtu.be/lzE2m25km6g
Skip to 14 minutes in, the dude drops all these insider references about family BBQs and shit that gets Cody visibly shook

Ferg isnt redpilled, he is just a schizo

Potato nigger knows he's about to be banned from the US and hopefully put in jail soon

Lol Brunson is the complete opposite. Blacksplosion with chin high defense

He has blacksplosion. He’s just a weeb that keeps it as a secret power

Cringe, fuck off Ahmed

You’ll also see Cody completely dodges the question and tries cutting off and mouthing to the person at the end of the question. Then the SAME guy asks about Jessica Eye’s brother (Jessica from the same gym as Stipe) and Cody completely dodges the question again but seems oblivious to the fact the same guy asked the question

All I’m saying is look into it

after the embarrasment of the khabib fight I lost all interest in this can so CYA

>muh sekrit power
ok, use your weaknesses then

You think it's redpilled to believe there are people in your walls or that they had planted a chip during your surgery?

Sterling is pretty sound technically. He’s strong but not very explosive

Where do you think we are?

Wow, you're right, I don't give a shit

so stipe knew all this and still married her? c'mon stipe

t. Stipe

You think HoodieGOD just met Stipe by coincidence? He orchestrated this entire thing. It’s ALL connected.

I was bout to say adesanya but realised he's actually shit

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Dana comments on Conor's retirement.

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Absolutely seething inside

the most boring era is coming where everyone wrestles

his lack of defences will be the biggest tarnish on his legacy

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the only correct choice

*keeps you in suspense*

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why is he still a ''star'', he lost 100% of his last 2 fights

the fact that he wouldn't book him as the main event and this statement makes it seem like dana wanted him to retire for some reason

This is even more obviously a ruse than the first retirement
what the fheck are these slimeballs planning

>starts rambling about a luau and other nonsense

This is some schizophrenic shit

where is this from?

Then we'll allow knees and kicks to the head of a grounded opponent to nerf it.

if the ref deems the fight has gone to the ground there should be a time limit engaged. maybe have a timer and as soon as the ref deems both fighters to be on the ground he clicks it, 30 seconds, beeps, gets em up.
Make sub attempts more frantic and exciting and would definitely introduce a new angle to the fights.

Because he brings in the most ppv buys and hype.

the difference this time is that nobody cares

Costa knocks him out and does a homosexual poop on his chest

Good fuckin point.

Are people actually buying that whiskey after the Khabib fight? Schaub said Conor makes more money from it than he did fighting.

>Schaub said Conor makes more money from it than he did fighting.

Sounds like a bullshit Schaub stat he pulled outta his ass.

Now that the dust has settled and goober is finished, what the FUCK is going on with my nigga stipe?

NEW

Yes, I find it highly doubtful but you never know.

You fucking uneducated retard