Which national team has the handsomest players and why is it croatia?

Which national team has the handsomest players and why is it croatia?
No gay shit please.

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Unironically Germany. Modric, Vida and Rakitic would be Incels if not for their atheletic ability.

Nah man, Vida is an alpha.

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Nowdays none

10-20 years ago the Italian and Spanish teams were decent looking. Even pirlo looked good at one point even though he's a hair away from caveman.

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Germany
>Kroos
>Neuer
>Reus
>Ter Stegen
>Brandt
>Havertz
>Kimmich (without the moustache)
All at least 9/10

this thread is bit gay

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>all these twinks
Terrible taste in men my dude

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No. He looks Finnish and that is never a good thing

>ter stegen
>reus
>kimmich
they are all ugly as fuck

The only good looking germans were boateng and hummels, maybe Neuer if you like the pig look but none else

"no"

kroos and havertz are pretty hot. don't undestand how anyone can consider ter stegen handsome tho, he's one ugly soiboi

forgetting the GOAT though

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Actually this thread got GAY and I don't stand by my posts anymore even though hey were the least gay. Where are jannies when you need them

LOL I always thought that Croatia had by far the ugliest national team at the world cup.

Mandzukic
Modric
PERESIC LOL
Rakitic is average not really ugly
Kovacic isn't good looking, looks dopey AF
Vida is fugly
Ect

this thread was gay from the get-go my dude

>twinks
Kovacic is 176cm

twink means boyish looking, no hair, slim etc. not short

PERKELE

kovacic is still a twink.

tha't only a 1/4 of the players

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croats are ugly af

my sister thinks he cute

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this is what french people look like.

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this is what g*rmans look like

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That looks like a hyphenated Englishman

Good thing i am Croatian

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Because Croatia was where the phrase "ethnic cleansing" was coined.

Sodapoppin

latvia is pretty hot 2bh

The Croatian team was full of ugly ratpeople.

Rate his face

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No homo

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For me, its matteo 't-city' kovacic

if it's an irish or a german flag, it's likely that you're speaking with a croat

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they do look alike, are mexicans and dinaric people related?

based Kovačić

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>Rakitic
Rakitic looks really good.
Vida is ripped, though ugly as a sin
Modric yea

cute

no homo

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Only right answer. Italy national team between 1998-2012 was full of nothing but studs

>Buffon
>Nesta
>Maldini
>Cannavaro
>Zaccardo
>Pirlo
>Delvecchio
>Totti
>Del Piero
>Vieri
>De Rossi
>Marchisio
>Aquilani

No other team comes even close

England

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wew touché

For me, it's Matteo Kovacic

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hot
>rakitic
cute


kovacic is good too

>MC EVE BACARDI

3 teams ?

>no gay shit
>which dudes do you wanna fuck tho

Get outta that closet op, you faggot

Belgium

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Pogba has fucked half of Manchester women dumbass.

he's half french though

Imagine if Frenchmen actually looked like this

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He’s ugly.

>no gay shit
>thread is actually full gay shit
based op with the classic misdirection

post your face

do i as a 5'8 18 year old twink how do i get a gf?

trust your mother, she'll find you a proper jewish girl to marry?

it doesn't work like that anymore

kimmich with moustache is ultimate chad. without is just a kid.

Never realised Ronaldo is a chinlet before

go to /fa/ and /fit/