/hoc/

Pack it in, Teddy.
Season's over.

who u got /hoc/

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Don’t like either team, but a Flames-Bolts SCF rematch would be entertaining desu

montreal's the only team that has playoff teams in their final 2 lol

>back two points
>with one game in hand
>play Montreal on Thursday
Sorry pal it’s not over till it’s ove r

pittsburgh will finish 3rd, their schedule is piss easy

just read that today, calgary won the only cup that they'll win this year

pens are winning the metro senpai

Them, in that order.
Maybe the Penguins and the Hurricanes swap spots. I'd have to check the strength of their remaining schedules.

Montreal out, Ted in honestly desu

This
Fuck Montreal and fuck French Canada

This but the complete opposite.

Teds just dominated tonight
They broke out of their slump
Get ready Montreal, Columbus is coming

This but hurricanes out and Fuck ted he’s in

This buttfuck

Nah.

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I want Carolina out so we don’t have to deal with that gay ass fucking win celebration

it must be pretty cool to have /hoc/ use your name to refer your favorite team

The playoffs are objectively better with more Canadian teams in.hth.

did you have a stroke at the end?

Imagine if for some unGodly reason you had to see it for more than 1 round

SHANNON!!

Don't worry, they'll get swept anyways

I was trying to work out what French acronym it could be, maybe a 2bh equivalent.

>Carolina thinks two career backups are going to win them a cup
HAHJAJAHAJAJAJAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSHDHJXJEJJEKXM&.

He’s powering up with brap sniffs right now, give him a second

>blinking guy.gif

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>Teds
>make ploffs: have the privilege of getting swept by Tampa Bay. Again, they'll fail to win a playoff series.
>miss ploffs: what little hockey media they get will be objectively negative for no less than all off season and probably well into next season
Yikes.

SHAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOONNNNNNN

carolina can easily drop games to those teams, montreal has a hard schedule, poolumbus has the easiest schedule. it should be carolina poolumbus in, but i wouldn't put my money on canes not choking

The Teds are finished. Akron is set ablaze.

>imagine thinking the lightning will win in the first round

...

2bh is peh you stupid fag. im a sunbelter and even i know the french say pour être honnête

KEK teds only have a 3rd and 7th pick and everyone is ufa

>everyone is a UFA
You mean 4 players

That's some pretty embarrassing virtue signalling uezs

This. Devlels are probably the only easy win they have out of 7 games

5, and another restricted

meg turney has a fat ass

just looking for something to seethe at bro

nice milkers too

count it as 4 since it's confirmed panarin wants out asap kek

>confirmed Panarin wants out
I laugh at anyone who says that he doesn’t like playing for Columbus

i read on reddit that bob and panarin's gfs are already in miami waiting for them to sign there in free agency this summer. idk how true it is though.

Maybe just get some sleep, lad.

I'm still posting?

Winnipeg Jets - v - New York Islanders SCF

t. Time-Traveler

>jests
Just no

Alright listen up Teds fans. You are fucking done. You hear me? DONE! You are NOT winning the Stan lee. You are NOT getting into the playoffs. You are a bunch of FAGGOTS. Did you honestly think you ever had a chance? Did you honestly believe people would like you? NO! The only thing people laugh at more than the Teds is the absolute STATE of Ohio itself. You are fucking nothing. If you somehow do manage to jettison your corpse of a team into the playoffs what will you even accomplish? Losing to a fucking sunbelt team?
Congrats on being a giant fucking disgrace. I'd grab a bear with you Teds to try and cheer you up, but I don't drink with mongoloid FAGGOTS.

Kill yourselves.

sorry but the prophecy shall not be denied

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her face is kinda busted though

if panarin wanted to stay in poolumbus he would've resigned by now

remain frightened lad

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This post won't age well

Goaltending is going to end several teams:
Washington
Carolina
Winnipeg
Nashville
Calgary
San Jose

but he wants to play for the >rags

It's up.

remember ukraine?

your benis?

Why would I be scared of milkies

>obese women flaunting their obesity
that is pretty scary m8

And her snatch stinks

I could get the THG experience by plugging box scores into a text to speech website.

PIT = 101 pts
CAR = 98 pts
MTL = 93 pts
CBJ = 92 pts

This is reasonable

of what?

>teds miss the playoffs by 1 point

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money? patreon thots make so much money

how will ted react when the teds miss the playoffs?

>shell out arm and a leg for tickets behind Canucks bench.
>They end up getting heemed by the fucking teds

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by being a faggot like always

I'm hoping for Isles v Canes rd 1

kek what were you expecting?

Who's ted

I was expecting them to at least put some effort in and score a goal or two, not 5-0

do the Isles edge out Caps? Magic 8 balls says it is decidedly so

did you at least get drunk?

oh nonono

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TED FROM AKRON
>clap clap clapclapclap

he'll off himself for real this time

Yeah dude nothing like those 14 dollar budweisers.

No I worked today and my buddy and I got last minute tickets because they were (relatively) extremely cheap, so I went straight to the arena. Just had one beer.

Hi Nigel Dawes

Hey I hang out with some of the Jets players so I'm going to tell them to let the Habs win next Saturday. We have first place locked pretty much and we want the Columbus Teds out.

which ones?

you gotta at least get drunk

Fake as fuck. Get me an LP and some Georgie Pie's now bitch. I lived in Kawakawa, choice mate!

I would if circumstances allowed, but also after shelling out money for tickets its hard to shell out for prohibitively expensive shit beer when you're a wagie.

I just wish they got a single Petey point or Big Cock Brock blasted a burger bardown blueline bomb

None Im trolling. You're supposed to get pissed but you ruined it.

Okay sure but which Jets players do you hang out with?

if it makes you feel better watching it at home sucked as well

Yeah would have rather desu

I said NONE. You ruined my troll way to go. Asshole

I haven't heard of this guy. You said you hang out with multiple Jets players, which other ones?

I saw Mark Stuart at a beer vendor like 4 years ago. I said "hey good game tonight Mark." And he said "ya you too."

i have that feeling almost everytime i goto a game these days, fighting traffic and a crowd of people i dont care for to sit in an uncomfortable seat drinking $10 beers and standing in line to piss, its just not that great

I agree, but theres still something nice about being at the game. Its why I only go a few times a year and when I do its usually upper bowl where the view is arguably better and the seats are a fraction of the cost.

>fighting traffic
t. kongs fan

Not every city is situated in a vast expanse of nothingness where if you fell asleep at the wheel you'd wake up when you ran out of gas.

>he doesn't heckle the shit out of any opposing fan within yelling distance for the entire game

yeah but then there's LA traffic
youtube.com/watch?v=Bp1uLeExGyE

Does this city not have a subway? I took the Skytrain to the game tonight, it was a 10 minute walk from my house, and it dropped me off at the arena.

You can't even have a few beers at the game if you're driving, let alone putting yourself through that. Though you'd probably be sober by the time you left the parking lot.

apparently not lmao

subways are packed too i reckon

Islanders fan here

Based

lol

skytrain creeps me out when it's too packed. i don't like that enclosed feeling

Nobody does but its still your best option

hi

*farts*

final game of season v. caps may be a yuge one

yeah at least our public transport is pretty good 'cept for some shitty stations. getting to canucks games can still be a pain in the ass during weekdays though

racist scum

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People here bitching about transit have no idea how good they have it. I moved from Victoria. I was a 15 minute drive from downtown and lived on a major road and the bus went by my house twice a day. Buses stopped running at midnight so if you went out drinking with your friends you had to either go home before 12, pay 60 bucks for a cab, organize a split cab, or bug someone to pick you up. Some nights I missed the last bus and refused to pay for a cab so I ended up walking home which took 3 hours. At least you're sober by the time you're in bed.

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imagine the smell

any1 smarter than me know for this table
can I import standings to another sheet then give the upcoming opponents on this table conditional formatting based on their points

Hello

prove it

I'm thinking about the carolina hurricanes

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>5'2"

?

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Hot take: I don't mind the Canes cringy stormsurge celebrations or the incessant shitposting of their new fans solely because I remember they're a team now. Before they were the team you just kind of forgot existed, they weren't notable at all for anything good or bad. They were the Tennessee Titans/Cincinnati Reds/Sacramento Kings of the NHL

would pump/10

I'd rather have forgettable decency than memorable cringe

>used to live in a small city by the fraser valley
>literally everything shuts down at 9
>walking at night was dangerous because of paki gangs
pretty grim

>thinking a simple machine, designed by man, could somehow reproduce the comfy autism that a bald manlet from the 80's can generate.

I'm buying his merch tonight just for you.

i'm obsessed with her lately. just wish her face wasn't so weird looking

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I remember I took a trip up to Courtenay on the island with some work friends to go skiing. We got in late and everything was closed but the one pub. I walked to McDonalds to get some food and even that was closed. it was 9:30

But who is that?

some gay fatass living in ohio

Were you on the other team?

hmmm that's a hot take indeed

what does ted sr think of his son's antics?

>ted
>father

thanks youtube, you know exactly what my tastes are

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last two threads are not even close to bump limit you funky monkeys

what's up binlan

drinking coffee on an empy stomach

you're gonna have some nasty shits

finn in bin

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real pookcific hours

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real specific hours

wtf he's so skinny

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shannon, give me the numbers

*braps*

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Lets guess Shannon's weight. He's about 5'2" (not joking) so I'd guess about 185

75kg

He's 5'4".

165

it must be all the manlets here that love him

>fatass braphog wife
>filthy house
>quit job to read boxscores on youtube full time
>spends 80% of salary on jerseys
>bald, fat manlet
how very grim

No

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Now let's guess his wife's weight. She's about 5'1" (not joking) so I'd say she's about 275

>mad
>at success

93kg
you really overestimate the weight of fat and no muscle

>mad
>at having a house and a ton of jerseys

Imagine how bad it smells when (if) they FUCK

I'd image it smells like laundry left in the washing mashing (not dried) for a week

you forgot
>is a fucking dipshit
>violently seethes when called out on what a fucking dipshit he is

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Caps
Bardown
Arenas

Are you me?

ewwwww why do you have this saved

youtube.com/watch?v=_mVW8tgGY_w

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>no muscle
mate he's clearly yoked why else would he be drinking coke and vodka coolers all day. The Hockey Cuck is a cannonball and he'll heem the fuck out of you if say that shit to his face

id snap him in half effortlessly

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I imagine its more like fetid cheese

Good luck. Bet you haven't even mastered the blockchain

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i can see his benis x-DD

Is this the final form of Jakke Suomi?

thats my testicle

based piano user. youtube.com/watch?v=uAymD_BL_qI

thread theme song:
youtube.com/watch?v=03dJHrLdVl0

Real thread theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=Phb-jdM4WyQ

this is the best classical prove me wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=rrVDATvUitA

>tfw gym has no bench or squat rack so you have to constantly drop set everything

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not even the best bog piece but a good choice nonetheless

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>lefs

>the two most fundamental pieces of equipment

Get a new gym, try to set off the lunk alarm on your way out

nah it's the gym at my apartment, so it's free. it only has dumbells, a bike, a treadmill, and other miscellaneous accessories but at least it has a tv

So its pointless

youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

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you can make it work with dumbells, it just sucks not having a bench or squat rack

I guess it depends what your goals are. You can live off nothing but onion rings too but I'd still rather find a grocery store.

i bet i could outbench you ya simp

NOOOOOOOOO WHY DID WE GET BLOWN OUT BY FUCKING TED??

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overused desu

How are you going to do that without a bench there randy?

shut up k****** it was good for the tank. wish petey got a point though

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Planet Fitness member here. I dig my PF cuz it's open 24 hours, has hydro beds that nobody uses past 10pm, and is almost always empty.

Noticed the Lunk Alarm on the wall in the corner about a month ago. It is more disconcerting to work out there now than going to work would be if your boss had a camera aimed at your desk from behind.

there's still a regular bench, but no bench press with the barbell

I'M NOT GOD DAMN KIPPERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the im not kippers poster has finally lost it, lads

Do they have free pizza and donut days at your location?

there's one like a 10 min walk down the street for me, but i don't like how you're forced into a year contract

rate my gym
espoo.fi/materiaalit/Kulttuuri_ja_liikunta/flash/liikunnan_panoraamat/Tuulimaki/
its like 10 euros a month

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=0jXTBAGv9ZQ

actual thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=_srvHOu75vM

Pizza yes, not sure when. I think it's once a month.

No on the doughnuts - I think.

I go practically year round anyway so it's not a big deal.

the REAL thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=mmI3upHbiqU

the community center has a membership of 50 a month. the gym is smaller but no contract, the only crappy thing is that it's not 24/7. but at least there's a pool and sauna

cringe

that's racist

damn right bubba

are you my ex 16 year old msn girlfriend?

stop idolizing criminal culture

youtube.com/watch?v=gmqpQb6x74M

there's literally nothing wrong with liking some 90's rap/hip hop songs

okay how about something non criminal? if you dislike this you have no soul
youtube.com/watch?v=WHRnvjCkTsw

I can if you want

When the Leafs win the cup how will I cope in Southwestern Ontario?
Obviously I will vote Scheer but if hat doesn't work do I just move out west?

>When the Leafs win the cup

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shut up k******

>When

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not even the best tribe song. jesus user
youtube.com/watch?v=NZWS6CITutY

>laffs

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real faggot liberal chinese miss the playoffs hours

I KNOW THAT'S YOU CHAMBERS DON'T HIDE YOURSELF

HEY

nothing you can SAY

nothing's gonna change what you've done to me

you are an hour late pegga

that's a little rude

what's chambers trip again i forgot

Based. Vote Scheer

Some of the fittest guys I know go to planet fitness. Better than not going to a gym at all.

i miss taking kickboxing

Tavares pls go

lets be honest tho if tampa doesn't win the cup this year there's something seriously wrong with them

are you there to oogle at hot dudes?

binlan is getting uppity

Flames upset them in the final screencap this.

they are soulless manlets

free Point desu

No I go to golds but the planet fitness guys say "it's cheap"

point kucherov johnson
or
bergeron marchand pastrnak?

bergeron will be 35 soon, i'll be surprised if his production doesn't drop off by a decent amount next season

Tampa easily.

finland
or
sweden?

Tampa but I think in a playoff matchup it will be quite close. Really depends on the penalties I suppose, so Marchand can't just be a retard "to get under their skin"

bergeron marchand pastrnak
or
stamkos miller palat

>stamglass

you now remember cliff pu

if a player got 7+ points in a single game but lost would /hoc/ be impressed or keep going on about the loss?

Pastrnak is the third best player in the league behind only first best laine and 2d best ovechkin

so like matthews debut?
>scores 4 goals in his first game
>laffs still lose
lel

>Espoo

Juuh, ei.

>Swept by Yotes
>winning the cup

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shit thread

it's all the vancouver fans desu

ITS BLOODY DADS GOOGLE HISTORY HARDIDARDUR: mike vernon highlights

its actually going to be laffs versus the lames

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N

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G

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R

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based

I think it may be /ouryear/ again. Thank you Florida.

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good thread

N

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/huomenta/ and FUCK caroliniggers

what have i ever done to you

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spam your faggy team all day in every thread for months

Real early Atlantic hours

exist

Thinking about maybe going to watch TPS tonight seeing as it may very well be the last time Kaapo Kakko ever plays for TPS at home.

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Goodbye sweet bust

PIT = 102 pts
CAR = 97 pts
MTL = 96 pts
CBJ = 95 pts
TOR = 94 pts
>bring on le epic laff collapse

holy christ if that actually happens /hoc/ will explode. may be worse than >rags elimination day

Is it gay that I let a ladyboy in the Philippines put her lady penis in my butt? She was a rags fan btw

t. carolina hurricanes fan

Imagine being a blots fan and knows no your team is heading for a first round exit

blots will blow a 3-1 lead in the finals

imagine seething over lighthearted shitposting
Love Vasy btw :)

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oof I love r/hockey memes

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Poo-lumbus and the Honhons will tie with 96 pts, Teds get in based on ROW. Either will get immediately stomped by Publix

poking my scrote thinking about my Jackies in the playoffs

Sharkies

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and now a post by a real 4channer

Does Andrew Yang like hokkei?

IMAGINE getting to do a quick doggystyle quickie over the kitchen counter while those cookies cool off to the side and you can smell the delicious aroma

thinkin about how many people on this board unironically get mad at my posts

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i have that same fridge

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I wonder that myself sometimes and I hope it’s not many. It’s all in good fun.

imagine the smell

yes, they are annoying but spamming the same image/reply everyday isnt nothing to get mad over

Get a load of this heated faggot

>spamming the same image/reply everyday isnt nothing to get mad over
what images and replies would that be genius?

Where will you be when the Bruins sweep Tampon Gay?

>hates trips calls them "attention shores"
>quickly to tell everyone in the thread how they hate trips and filtering them

Hmm

>broons

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in /hoc/, laughing at tranpa gay sunbelter weebs

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>that was almost 3 years ago

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Tuukka is elite

Why are the Blue Jackets called the teds now? What did I miss?

Memecock will be fired shortly after >laffs get eliminated. Where does he go?

I say Edmonton, but Montreal is a possibility too.

Although he may wind up like Bielsma, exposed and no longer in consideration anywhere.

And other lies >broons fans will tell themselves

>91682564
fuck off i dont have enough (You)s left to waste on you

>it's Babcocks fault they have Blackhawks tier defending

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>but Montreal is a possibility too.

No way Bergevin is firing Julien anytime soon and the only one who could possibly replace him is Ducharme

forced meme by an attentionwhoring columbusian

>Jesse poopjarvi is elite
Still not as dumb as Finnish lies

everyone knows bull jew is a bust its just memes

I’m not convinced he’s a great coach, he bolted from detoilet as soon as the ship started sinking

>deflecting this hard

Enjoy your perennial second round exit

Clode is a good coach Tbh

Who would you like to see coaching >laffs? Q?

K. I wasn't planning on using it anyway

He's okay. Better than Therrien at least

>he bolted from detoilet as soon as the ship started sinking
his contract was up and detoilet wasnt gonna pay him big bucks to ride through the rebuild when they had another coach trained under his exact system

I’m still suspicious, he’s probably overrated

who is an elite coach according to you?

Ken Hitchcock

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hitchcock has two players with nearly 40 goals and 100 points and cant even maintain a winning record

Imagine being able to cause massive asshurt when even the concept of your very existence is mentioned. Imagine bathing yourself in /hoc/ tears with every self-identifying post. I don’t have to imagine, I’m an American Maple Leafs fan.

Loser

well? was it?

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Imagine going to a hockey game boasting about the last time your wife put out 15 years ago

We’ll see who’s the loser in June. It’s extremely common knowledge to anyone who’s watched a full season of NHL or hell, even laced a skate that teams tighten up on defense for the playoffs. Why /hoc/ thinks that known phenomenon won’t happen for the Leafs can be attributed to fear, obsession and good old fashioned seethe. You guys literally worry more about Leafs defense than the actual fans do.

Caps desu

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100% in but it doesnt matter since the script dictated giving the sunbelt a free cup

wasn’t in and there plenty of videos explaining it lmao imagine getting psyop’d by parallax for 1.5 decades

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Leafs have bad defense pal, delusional nigger faggot

>there plenty of videos explaining it lmao imagine getting psyop’d by parallax for 1.5 decades
still doesnt explain why wasnt there even a review of the goal by the league

91682899
someone post that fat sunbelter on his phone at the tampa game

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calm down we’re all frens here

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>game 2
>down by four
>seven minutes remaining
only thing tranpa contends for is most casual fanbase in the league

Learn parallax loser. Puck wasnt in at all

>>it's Babcocks fault they have Blackhawks tier defending
Correct. They're a disaster and it's a system and coaching issue. Their first priority is to vacate the D zone, not defend the D zone. That's on Memecock, and is the reason he'll be fired soon.

The beaver is me and the hand that scratches is (you)s from my /hoc/ frens.

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even I know that carolina didnt do that when they got their dicks kicked in by pittsburgh TEN years ago. Fuck tampa is an embarassment to the league

>Their first priority is to vacate the D zone
easier said than done when you have ahl tier defends on the ice

that isnt a beaver you fucking moron

malkin still gives me nightmares

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>it's Babcocks fault shit players are shit

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>playing right into my hand

I knew you could resist replying fren

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enjoy your free (You) for """"""""""""""""pretending""""""""""" to be retarded, more where that come from

It's nice to be rich in frenship. Thank you

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bet you think the creature in that webm is a cat you fucking imbecile

To be fair, carolina got lucky TWICE in two rounds, so getting spanked by malkin in the ECF isn’t that bad. At least you aren’t sidneys personal onahole where he likes to score endlessly on you

clearly thats a hamster, lad

>It was in!

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I like Claude, but Tronna and Montreal have a history of swapping coaches around.

memecock cant speak en francais

Memecock didn't even know the literally who coach, who served as an assistant one season before heading to the AHL, then came to the NHL and matched Memecock's performance the season before.

A literal who, who Memecock barely knew.

Memecock is gone in about 4 weeks.

I hear guy boucher isn't doing much these days

No probably about it. Memecock is overrated. The literal who is as good as him.

>Memecock didn't even know the literally who coach
>they only sat side by side on the same bench for a season
kay

My team is out and I always cheer for the teams in the playoffs that haven't won a cup yet. Go Preds!

It's funny to see >laffs fans in the defensive even before their inevitable crash and burn.

i like boucher, but he would be a straight downgrade from clode

Doesn't matter who's on the ice. It's the coach's job to ensure they play a systemic defense, and he fails to do that consistently, which is why he'll be fired shortly.

>>it's Babcocks fault
Correct, user, which is why he'll be fired soon.

>Doesn't matter who's on the ice

Holy shit

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>Doesn't matter who's on the ice
>It's the coach's job to ensure they play a systemic defense

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I don't believe Burns spoke frog either.

huh?

Not really

Good point

Pretty sure he did

>>Memecock didn't even know the literally who coach
Correct. Memecock called the guy out of the blue, had never even met him before, and offered him an assistant coaching job.

After the Wings' PP and PK went to complete shit, Wings' management told Memecock to fuck off and they'd be hiring an experienced NHL assistant, and sent the literal who to the AHL.

Then when the Wings dumped Memecock on Tronna, the literal who took over the big club and matched Memecock's performance the season before.

Say goodbye to Memecock, >laffs fans. You didn't listen or pay attention. He's been exposed... again.

Mites Suomi autistit kattelee änärii parhaiten?

DNA koittaa myydä mulle c more urheilu pakettia sekä viasat urheilu pakettia -20% tarjouksella. Olen yleensä striimannu ihan ok laadulla noita netistä vaan.

>Wings' management told Memecock to fuck off and they'd be hiring an experienced NHL assistant, and sent the literal who to the AHL

And how's that going for them?

cant wait for that april collapse with the leafs.

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>Correct. Memecock called the guy out of the blue, had never even met him before, and offered him an assistant coaching job.
so despite the fact that babcock interviewed and hired him, they still didnt know each other?
>After the Wings' PP and PK went to complete shit
wonder if it had another to do with the roster being completely devoid of nhl-level talent
>Wings' management told Memecock to fuck off and they'd be hiring an experienced NHL assistant, and sent the literal who to the AHL.
cause they didnt want to spend 5mil+ on a coach to watch the team lose
and blashill went on to dominate the ahl
> the literal who took over the big club and matched Memecock's performance the season before.
cause he was well versed in all of babcocks systems and implemented them at the ahl level. the results were the same cause it was the same talent on the roster and the same system on the ice
>He's been exposed... again.
babcock has won at all levels of play in hockey
the only thing exposed here is your intellect

>>Doesn't matter who's on the ice
Correct. The Wings are currently playing with a bunch of kids, and they are playing a disciplined defensive system, as their literal who coach demands. Memecock's rabble doesn't do that, which is why he'll be fired soon.

>>Doesn't matter who's on the ice>It's the coach's job to ensure they play a systemic defense
Correct. Perhaps even you >laffs fans may learn hockey some day.

Meanwhile, Memecock will be in line 9 shortly.

>and they are playing a disciplined defensive system
>4th in goals allowed
at this point its weak bait

Ok, muuten toi viasatin urheilu paketti ei sisällä paljoo muuta kiinnostavaa mulle, ehkä UFC.

cmore:lla taas ois myös MM-lätkä, f1 sekä champions ja europe league. Eikä raaskis ottaa molempii. Pitänee miettii asiaa.

>And how's that going for them?
The literal who took over and matched Memecock's previous season.

Maybe >laffs will hire the literal who after they dump Memecock soon.

Just because you say "Correct" like an autistic faggot, it doesn't make it that, you know.

>nobody even mentions "them"
>still talking about the wild

>matching a shit season with a shit season

Wow, they must be equally capable managers. Is your name Chiarelli, by any chance?

Peters or trotz for the coaching award?

Cooper is a shoe-in, without him it would be Trotz

id hate to see cooper win it, even torts could coach that roster to his level
gallant needs to be part of the conversation, but i think trotz wins

>so despite the fact that babcock interviewed and hired him, they still didnt know each other?
Correct, Memecock called the guy out of the blue, and WIngs' management recognized that mistake, told Memecock to fuck off and hired an experienced assistant to replace him.

>the roster being completely devoid of nhl-level talent
The roster had multiple hall of famers, and the literal who matched Memecock's performance the previous season with those same hall of famers.

>they didnt want to spend 5mil+ on a coach to watch the team lose
The literal who matched Memecock in his first season. Good economics to get rid of an exposed pretender, too bad >laffs fans missed the exposure. You'll find out in about 4 weeks.

>dominate the ahl
kek, why are >laffs fans so retarded?

>he was well versed in all of babcocks systems
kek, they'd never met, and Wings' management instantly recognized Memecock fucked up with the literal who, told Memecock to fuck off and told Memecock to fuck off shortly after.

>babcock has won
Memecock UNDERACHIEVED with the Detroit Red Wings, you mentally retarded >laffs fan. A shit Worstern, multiple hall of famers in their prime, and he got exposed as a dunce in multiple series, which you're about to see again, retard. You probably want Bielsma to take over in >laffs land too.

this finn whos btfoing that user is pretty based

>>and they are playing a disciplined defensive system
Correct. See, even you >laffers may get the game someday.

I agree with your opinion on Cooper, but it's going to be the best regular season in 20-30 years for a team in the NHL, so it would be kind of a rip-off not to give their coach credit.

Just because you're shitposting nonsense unrelated to hockey, doesn't mean you're not a retard.

>Correct. See, even you >laffers may get the game someday
why do you keep agreeing with yourself

and shitposting hockey related nonsense is better?
see

>>matching a shit season with a shit season
Correct. Meaning Memecock is the equivalent of a literal who, and >laffs broke the back after this was already a known known.

Maybe you'll even catch on to this someday, retard.

>but it's going to be the best regular season in 20-30 years for a team in the NHL
they havent even surpassed the 06 wongs

>have someone discussing hockey
>he is a complete moron
par for the course on /hoc/

>no one is discussing hockey
>they keep mentioning "it" anyways
Stop seething you salty fucks

Not yet, but it's pretty close, don't you agree?

It was fun for a while, though

>t. seething >laffs fan

>still seething >laffs fan

yeah tranpa is on the doorstep of setting records with 6 games remaining
still gotta step through the threshold

And tranpa will repeat the 2006 red wings where they lose to Montreal in six games

Will /hoc/ apologize when they beat the habs 5-0?

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better off making it a 3 point affair and TEDs win in OT

No one here is ever going to apologize to you Ted

FINNISH MASTER RACE

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You know what to do Preds

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just got off the phone from an interview
googled my interviewer and she was a defenceman for my university's hockey team

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time to eat her pusy user

show her your skates

show her your dick

reverse one stanley cup champion in history. For me, its ottawa winning in 2007 instead of beanerheim

2011 - canucks win

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2018 to Preds

Debils in 2012

Oh no

1967 to Montreal

2016 to the Sharks

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>she
>defenCeMAN

l...l..lewd

CMAN?

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Should I buy tickets for tonight's tps game

starts in 30 minutes

holy mother of based

OWG will forever haunt my dreams

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how many finnbucks

17 euro bucks

Okay bought the ticket might not make it there in time for puck drop though

>a fucking weasel

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Babcuck is a fraud and talentbabby. If he quit and took the snes on a SCF run maybe I'd be impressed.

>nobody was even talking about “them”
>brings it up anyways
Rent tee

I'm almost impressed with your level of mental illness at this point

just woke up lads

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same

I just woke up from a nightmare that a team sold all their prospects at the deadline and may not even qualify for the playoffs while having pending UFA's. I had to reassure myself that it was only a dream and nothing like that could happen in real life

user, i.....

jetties winning the cup

you're damn right

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reminder

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lmao look at the retarded sunbelt child

I have a feeling we're going to get the soulless cup with Knights and Tampa. Shan't be watching it

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keller is trying his best lad

Not on my watch

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No fans either KEK

FUCKING RAG IT

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>*blocks Tampa's path*

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is it autism that fuels these posts?

justnotready.jpeg

j'apprécie cette image

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you are conflating "memes" with "retardation"

Of course you post a black guy

imagine the surge if the canes win the stan lee

>wake up and check /hoc/
>Randy is posting
>lunch break and check /hoc/
>Randy is posting
Someone remind this retard /hoc/ isn’t his gay team’s general

What a blessed day that was

i really think the collective seethe would be enough to make the planet implode

randy bob andy from raleigh

>wake up
>make a single post about >my team
>people immediately start seething
You folks need help.

/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

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see

isnt me

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I honestly don't think they'll do one in the playoffs.
At most, I think they'll do the clap, and then have something with players breaking formation from the line to signify how many wins they have.

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fuck the Teds. hasb and canes are memeing their way into the ploffs, don't @ at me

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Have you considered, even for a moment, that there might be more than one poster?

why are you claiming to be randy/canes fag?

is more than one poster not allowed to root for the canes?
news to me, but when you look at attendance, really not that far-fetched

>flag extension
Hello fellow Charlotte user. Based Huntersville checking in.

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stop trying to do another teds meme. randy isnt going to stick no matter how much you say it

t. randy, seething with rage

why don't you also use it user?

You retards usually accuse me of being your imaginary friend. I feel slighted.

>mfw some cunt is trying to force a meme with my name

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Isn't it a 4chanX extension?
Tried 4chanX once, didn't like it, got rid of it, haven't thought of it since.

much like sam and ted, the name is tied with fangays of the team, not a specific poster

it's a chrome add on called Tampermonkey, can't remember if it only works with 4chanX though

Sam responds to the name "Sam." Ted used to be a tripfag.
Nobody has ever been Randy.

>actually being named randy
are you unemployed and smoke putters?

Every cantskate homo that spams Aho, canes Pepes and makes /hoc/ cane OPs is Randy. You goddamn non-hockey market retard.

t. can't do a backwards crossover

my real name is actually J-Roc

>Sam responds to the name "Sam."
and? not every poster responding to the name sam is who you think they are
>Ted used to be a tripfag.
ted also happens to be the only fan of his team and the only one to spam his cock
>Nobody has ever been Randy.
t. Randy

Hal > Will > Sam > Ted > Randy

>ted also happens to be the only fan of his team
Pretty sure there are actually a few of them

much like every team most of those are falseflaggers

can any of you fags actually skate?

I wonder if canes fans even remember their 2009 run

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I can.
Don't have my skates on hand, though, so you'll have to take my word for it.

not anymore, its why im not on the ice right now

Never worn skates in my life and I’m 30

feels good that my team causes so much seethe that a single one of my posts garners multiple angered fags and a forced meme

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The ones that post here were probably 3 years old then

Florida why.

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Haven't skated in 3 years, haven't played hockey in over a decade

I liked it much better when >we flew under the radar 2bh. This seetheposting has really gotten out of hand.

what is >your team user?

i'll take your word, but you should find yourself a beer league and post +/- stats here
get back to skating this week-end
learn to skate, local rinks usually have free-skating on week-nights, sometimes with instructors present, try it

>get back to skating this week-end
my knee cant take it user :(

brb baking new /hoc/ bread

This is why I don't take leafposts seriously

new?

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>I liked it much better when >we flew under the radar 2bh
feel like most of these teams that attract the bandwagoners feel this way
too bad there is no way to tell them a part

NEW!

New

Old.
I guess the jannies found 30+ posts to prune.

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