/MARCH MA/DUKE THREAD

>Alabama
Why did you fire a basketball coach that went to the NBA Finals?

I only watch the last 5 minutes of close games

Liberty is anti LGBTQIA+ and likely anti People of Color. I know you guys are le edgy and epic but cheering for them is seriously problematic

bait...red dit is this way ------->

LETS GO LIBERTY

Oklahoma is unironically going to beat Virginia. Why aren't you guys talking about this?

being a good player doesn't make you a good coach

>rooting for Liberty "Literally Hitler" University
You monsters probably also voted for Tr*mp too.

Because nobody here actually knows anything about sports, only bantz.

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its the first fucking half idiot

Zoomer detected.

You don't remember "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" do you?

Summer starts in June

where the fuck even is Liberty college

i live in VA

fuck l*b*rty

I did

good one user

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Fuck I had Iowa State, Buffalo, Miss St and Wisconsin in my final four

>hating queer folks and People of Color and Women is funny xD
Grow up, be an ally as white men

WHO TECH HERE?

I legit hope they do bounce those pretenders

its early and Virginia choking isn't really news

Lynchburg

My dumb-ass sister woke up from passing out and needs me to go to CVS and get her some Gatorade and shit cus she drank too much. Yall need anything?

Michigan is losing to Tech

pics of your sis

Condoms to fuck your sister. Not magnums though pls

lynchburg. its massive.

>lynch
hmm

>loved lynching so much they named the town after it
thats awesome

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Extra large condoms.

How can they stand the smell? Niggers stink.

>that feel when the fun part of the tournament nears it end.
Any kinos on depression?

>name is Nigerian
>”white man”

Ok Fabián

how do i put this bot to sleep

size extra small condoms

both buffalo teams got BTFO

I’ve no idea what you lads are on about.

Do the winners of this get to play professional apehoop for a NBA team?

Wrong. The city was named after an abolitionist.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lynch_(1740–1820)

Nah man I'm good. My P'Zone, Cinnamon Sticks, and 2 Liter Mountain Dew were just delivered

What part of Texas Tech are you guys from?

shut up libtard nerd

Oklahoma's not going to do it lads

Yes they have to declare for the draft. Similar to the NFL.

Bet I’m doing better than everybody here. Prove me wrong fags

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Everything from now on just pales in comparison to the Duke UCF game.

How can you cheer for a college that had confederate celebrations and a march that lead to someone dying.

*libertytard

Professional agents recruit professional athletes from elite colleges. Winners don't get guaranteed admittance into the prestigious NBA league, but are more likely to due to the immense amount of recognition they receive (((should they win))).

It ultimately depends on whether the professional teams like the talent they see and want them to bul- i mean play on their teams.

I want them to but don't believe

t. OU fan

you wouldn't understand because your lack of a constitution that declares your god-given right to FREEDOM

Bong, can you please explain why is Netball still a thing in your country when you have Basketball?

Sorry, no foreigners allowed in this thread

>biggest "upset" so far this round is Auburn > KU

wow what a tourney

I want to root for the underdog Liberty but I would rather VTech wins as they have a better chance to beat Duke

Kansas wasn't good this year

K state losing was more shocking

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If every tournament the deep runs were being made by meme teams like loyola chicago and south carolina, then it would get annoying

>annoying
I think you mean fun, chalkfag

I have a confession.

I don't know what constitutes a foul when driving to the basket.

More chalk = better later rounds usually

VA tech can take Duke. They beat them 77 to 74 with zion.

t. NBA ref

If the defender does anything but stand straight up with both arms straight up it's a foul on the defender :)

nah it just ends up with some terrible late round games

>south carolina
excuse me sir we are not a meme team, just slept on that year. We beat quality teams and lost a close game to the runners up in the final4.

Tonight was the chance, now Duke will wake up and win the whole thing.

Depends what ya mean? The good guys, Red Raiders, or that Virgin team?

t. Red Raider Faithful

if Tacko Fall isn't fouled out, he:
—Gets the rebound on the missed ft with his extremely long arms
—Probably puts back the missed layup on the other end

How do we get the superior version of this sport popular in America?
youtu.be/oJozQVBmGKQ

Damn you UCF, you failed the assignment.

yes to the latter, but he's an iffy rebounder.

I know it sucks, UCF had multiple chances to put it away

what is UCF doing right now?

Tako is a meme. He just stands there and swats. he doesn't have the conditioning.

celebrating their "2019 national championship" and planning the parade

Ah yes Villanova 95 Kansas 74, what a great late round game between two powerhouses.

it is literally 8:40pm eastern time - the latest possible time in america right now. why is your sister that fucking drunk so early

He's a nigger... what do you expect. Aside from stinking like shit, niggers tend to flop and complain to the refs when shit doesn't go their way. The ref is like "muh nigga... I gotchu"

Say What?

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Its almost like he's a 7'6" man who plays to his strengths? Nobody that big "has the conditioning" being that big isn't healthy to begin with.

Let’s hope Tacko has a brother Bureito who’s also in the region of prospects

Is there anyone 8 feet tall still in the tournament? Might be the only way Duke loses

Haha whore

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Have sex

Consider Tacko is in the top 40 tallest humans on earth I doubt it

There's that one Ayy Lmao looking Euro dude

youtube.com/watch?v=aI67KDJRnvQ

>Forgoing chemo for a "more natural path"

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absolutely based

DOOD OU GONNA DESTROY VARGINIA
THEY GONNA SCORE 120

Dumb faggots.

stop being such a virgin bro

This is aggressive autism.

Tacko looks too slow to be a NBA Center.

I like making these girls feel bad because they are already very insecure. It makes me happy when they get sad

people go hard on the weekends in murica

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exactly bro youre a virgin

And you can tell he don't really know basketball well enough or have natural aptitude for it like Embiid and Siakam do.

I think he should chase his computer science dream.

Tacko Fall blocking Zion

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What inspired you to do this and then post it on Yea Forums

the elite eight game between duke and ku was great. alot more examples of great games between top seeds in late rounds than great games between mismatched seeds in late rounds but continue to cherry pick idgaf

I’m not a virgin. Maybe a little crazy myself, but that’s not the reason.

>everyone's a virgin like me
haha no

is stiff arming not a penalty?

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Piss of white knight Reddit migrants like yourself

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin

a little over the top.

A real chad would have raw dogged her and took pics, then ignored her without acting like a female.

But I agree with the main sentiment. probably made her wet.

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>We should be nice to psycho Antifa girls that want all whites dead!

>It makes me happy when they get sad
Literally evil

ebin

That Elite 8 between VCU and Kansas was pretty shit, you're right. The UNC/Georgetown was a classic though. Love watching big baller brands.

Thanks that makes me feel better

>First for (((white))) girls on campus taking big black dick

*FIXED

>>(((White))) girls on campus taking big black dick

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We need a big second half for Okalhoma
Giving them my energy \o/

This

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>if you don't instigate arguments with teenagers on social media apps, you're an ANTIFA supporter
epic bro

i dont see either of these teams beating dook

UNC, Zags, Auburn, FSU, are the only ones imo

Game of the Century was so incredible this sports betting site is giving all UCF fans their money back

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holy shit is that real

>there are people posting in this thread right now who aren't in the top 10 Yea Forums brackets

I’m Chaotic good

liberty is just chucking and bricking 3s holy hell

>flames

no one bets the moneyline you fucking retard

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED!!!!

why didn't they talk about the 3 back to back Duke favoring no calls at the end of the game?

LAMBSKIN CONDORS

is that allen iverson

looks like VT has some shooters

>sweet 16 seeds are 1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 4, 1 2 3 12, and 1 2 5 11
>No user this is based! Basketball is better this way haha!

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar with Tacko Fall.

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So uh, let’s talk about this absolutely elite motherfucker. Is he a GOAT in the making?

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The pageantry and lore of the big name blueblood teams are amazing faggot, way cooler than meme underdogs.

What did you guys have for dinner? Mom cooked pork chops tonight.

>enhanced stats
>counting the minutes that v tech had a lead throughout the year
so this is the power of google

Those guys are fucking based UCF is awesome to root for!

Im with chuck, you gotta pull that one out.
Imagine celebrating making the sweet 16

who doesnt bet money line
>the virgin spread
>the chad moneyline

you dont watch cbb so why should we give a fuck about your opinion?

did they have a big sleepover?

just making the tourney this year is more than I expected desu

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What are we watching boys?

what did he say?

If Tacko even had a baby skyhook he'd be unstoppable.

he said not to talk to tripfags

Absolutely

vatech

lol

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That’s game

> Tfw fell for the Buffalo meme

Fuck Reddit

>what is brunch

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why does Chad Liberty make the plebbitors SEETHE so hard?

aOSU-Houston. I have a feeling Virginia is going to lock down OU so that game could get boring af.

>12th best free throw shooting team in the country
why arent they driving to the basket constantly?

MARCH MADNESS THEME THREAD

youtube.com/watch?v=6pYMZKVZ9Ws

Hit Iowa, NC, CF, and Tech against the spread earlier.

If Oklahoma (10.5), Houston (-5.5) and Irvine (+5) come through i'm being paid 95-1

LETS GO

user, why have you not yet ordered a yummy meal from Taco Bell? They have free delivery right to your doorstep.

idk, I checked in on the thread and these guys have a huge boner for hating them because they're anti-faggot

What’s the worst tourney for upsets ever? This has to be up there

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Wait what? FREE!!!

Like FREE FREE?

> $12 minimum order

TRUMP BTFO

Plus tip

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Don't tell me you're all by yourself user...

eat up hungry skelly

the 2283 tourney had literally every favorite win every game

>they expect you to spend $12 at taco bell

no thanks

Buzz is based

Is it really that bad? It makes me really sad and angry that Christians are treated like scumbags in society just because of the stupid gay thing, Muslims get one slaughter and the entire country flips to their religion, Muslims believe in everything Christians believe except far stronger, why don't people get that?

whelp, I'll be skipping that year then

Don’t want to be a dick, but kinda do actually, so I gotta say fuck that dude who kept saying he put $300 or $1000 on Buffalo beating Tech. Had me legitimately worried about that game for the past 2 days and thought that maybe he knew something I didn’t.

is there a greasier meatball in this tournament than bruce pearl?

This Larry Bird lookin dude is based

Lol you don't eat like a man, kill yourself fag

yes the thread is currently filled with faggots saying
>"YAAAS THERE IS A GOD"
>FUCKING RIGHT WING NUT SCHOOL BTFO

hello where is the madness

retards retarding other retards

I got a chalupa cravings box without even leaving my house. All thanks to my favorite Mexican fast food chain

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That was me. I thought I did see something. I am gonna kill myself later, that was my last 1k

>figure everyone here is memeing about reddit
>go to liberty-VT post game comments
>literally everyone jerking each other off that liberty lost

what an amazing platform

Stupid zoomer flossing

Brother, fix your gambling addiction, you shouldn’t be dropping all your money on a game thinking you can get rich quick.

Those cinnamon things are ass

They are going to burn in hell, who cares?

as we all will, user

>rooting for a 4 over a 12

fucking pathetic

Virgin Tech got what they deserved a decade ago then if true

Why is this thread dead?

UCF losing killed everything.

Rest of the games stink and UCF loss left a bad taste in my mouth

waiting for the based anteaters

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Who 97.5 percentile here?

Autism? Yes I do

Anteaters are the last bastion. Based Hazzard gonna light up the tournament

ucf lost and I cant enjoy my tacko

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Only 96 :{

the color scheme for the houston vs ohio state game sucks

You clearly haven't even watched half of the anteater's games this season. We aren't the kind of team that usually beats a team because one guy goes off. We have a balanced team that gets everyone involved and goes deep into the bench. We are also a much better on defense than offense and cause a lot of havoc on that end.

>Is it really that bad? It makes me really sad and angry that Christians are treated like scumbags in society just because of the stupid gay thing

That's not the only reason why Christians are hated. Don't worry Muslims will get the same treatment like Christians religion is plague that needs to be wiped out.

>expecting anyone to actually watch college floorsqueak religiously, let alone some team from a meme conference

pure autism right there, folks

97.9 here

Ranked 3rd in the main Yea Forums group

not him but he's clearly a student or alumni

Sigh. I have Virginia beating OK, obviously, but it's depressing watching, regardless.

Buncha brilliant Chalkers here, folks.

>we

Just because you go to the school, doesn't mean you're part of the team

>That's not the only reason why Christians are hated.
Christianity is hated by contrarian millennial culture that values degeneracy. Thankfully zoomers are unironcally better with this and hopefully things will shift back in the favor of a righteous society.

Is Houston final four material?

>he doesnt work out during /marchmadness/

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It's because they both play the same way and one is obviously better at it than the other.

If OU still had Trae Young it'd be a different story. This is why I don't like one and dones. Either play 2 years or don't go to college at all.

I almost made the team as a walk-on 5ish years ago, faggot

Damn UH is shooting lights out. Havent seen a shooter in college this good since Seung-Hui Cho

>jogging on a treadmill is working out

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yfw no more cbb until thursday

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no upsets

Aren't you like morbidly obese?

Just got back from the gym, where I was social with everyone else watching the games.

WHO SAW THAT KYLE GUY PASS?

Nope.
>barna.com/research/atheism-doubles-among-generation-z/

Guy on left planning his next murders

HOLY SHIT BASED HARVARD

cougs dabbing on the buckeyes

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That was lovely. Hate them slightly less.

That was basic tho

Lol working on it though.
At my weight any kind of cardio is mad calorie burn

:O

>Harvard

Harden sucks dick and your city is filled to the brim with smog and smoke plus it's flooded out

I honestly feel bad for people in Houston it's a fucking industrial hellhole for poor people

Who's Harvard? What game?

How fat are you?
>47 minutes
>1.3 miles

That's basically a very slow walking pace.

I jogged 3.5 miles in 30 minutes yesterday and I'm a little over weight. You must be a god damn hamplanet, no wonder you wont leave your house out of shame

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you don't see that on a transitional play like that often you autist

>admitting to being morbidly obese

>he doesnt know who LeX is
fucking newfag

back to back mvp

Meh I tried to win with meme magic.

Its counting down, also im on an elliptical.

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47-24, I mean NC State, just beat Hahvahd in the >NIT

>.com source
Nope

12vs13 is the thinking mans matchup

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>

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Whatever lex

>doubt

>Mfw a stupid tripfag scum is trying to show us how cool he is

>morbidly obese
>spent 10 years of your life on Yea Forums
>have a living room smaller than most people's bathroom
>can only afford that house because you live in a state with a pathetic GDP and houses are $10
>even smaller because you're triple the size of an average person

What a nice quality of life you must live, tripfag

who else tall enough to dunk?

I always throw them away. Should just ask them to not even add them.

5'10" is tall enough for me

>he's over 350 pounds

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I’m tall enough but not athletic enough

t. 6’3”

that is the funniest thing I've seen this week

>you lost me a nuggets

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>tfw you can pay so little attention on defense in the nba that a guy can peg you in the head from across the court with the ball and then chuck a 3 later in the possession

Did Liberchad win? Watching the sopranos.

this is cope

Wtf an ant just crawled on my face and bit my lip. I haven't even seen an ant in my house for months

This is my father in laws mancave.

Believe it baby. Though real talk Im definitely running out of steam.

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not me

I'm 6'0"
would I be able to dunk if I was a decent basketball player?

You're mad you have no hops

I hate when they suddenly appear on your keyboard or next to my laptop out of nowhere

I had one of those earwig things with a pincer pop up near my finger and I freaked the fuck out

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Im 260

Hey Lex, motivational representative from /fit/ here

Im proud of you bro. Way to give effort to get healthy and improve. Fuck all these fatties talking shit

Remember to track your progress, and watch what you eat. You cannot out work a bad diet.

And dont forget your facepulls, theyre non negotiable. You're gonna make it, champ.

>freaking out because of ants

Are you a literal woman? They are annoying but they shouldn’t scare you ya big ole pussy

Dunking has nothing to do with skill, its all athletic ability.

Lex has close ties to /fit/ he doesn't need your representation

He's pretty much already part of /fit/....

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Peter the Anteater knew you didnt believe

He was the coach for the Mavs when Wade/Shaq ripped off 2006 NBA title.

let me rephrase.
if I worked out with a basketball team for all of high school, would I be able to jump that high?

>reading comp
Dumb butt

no

What app is that?

ok

Jeff get OUT

hmm seems like a LOT extra. Just my opinion.

bodyvisualizer . com

Most chalk 1st weekend ever?

I agree with this guy. I’ll make fun of lazy complicit fatties, but I have nothing but respect for fatties that are working to change themselves.

>heart rate of 821 bpm

Seek medical help immediately

ok this is epic

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This happened in 2009 as well
1,2,3,4
1,2,3,4
1,2,3,5
1,2,3,12

what is a facepull?

oh fuck it's beautiful

lex is doing it for (you)s and the retarded redditors eat it up

How would I do in basketball?

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Thats the calories, which im sure is way way over estimating

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Is Lex really 5’8?

he cute

Why don't you take a short break? Don't want you to overwork yourself.

zion/10

Only 15 minutes left, im good. I hike a lot so believe it or not this aint shit

5'6" max

r8 my gf

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is this he worst march madness of all time?

It's another tripfag attention whoring thread

WHAT IS A FACEPULL

maybe but "working out with a basketball team" has nothing to do with it. Its athletic ability and genetics.

autism

Yeah man, i maxed out at 5’8 in like 7th grade. Shit sucked

>the duke game today
>LSU yesterday
"no"

Yeah I was wondering this

>2 good games out of 63 total

>burning 400,000 calories in 1 workout

Again, seek medical help

>thigh gap
dropped

this

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should have gone to the basket

hi will someone be kind enough to remind me what LeX's real name is?

Playing basketball and running outside on a nice trail are the only workouts I will ever do. Everything else is a shit experience.

nypa fuck off

Unironically? Find a cable machine and set it into chest level. Attach the rope attachment. Take 1 big step back. Bring the rope towards your face while going from a pose where both hands are together holder the rope , to a essentially a rear double bicep pose where each hand is above the shoulders and level with the head

Yeah we can also probably find a photo (if you just watch the replay) of Cam "fouling" that dude on a three point play when he clearly had all ball and the dude knocked down all 3 fts.
You can nitpick the game on every possession, faggot. UCF chocked and duke once again uses sheer talent to will their way to a win. Teams also play of their fucking minds against Duke. If this were some 13 seed UCF would struggle.

Christopher Poole

Kunta Kinte

Do you think touching none of the ball and getting 100% hand isn't a foul? lmao

Lucas Entermen

havent been to fit in over 6 months, adding facepulls to every workout asap

>91678426 (you)
this is a bad take

Im already doing specifcially what my dr told me to do. I dont think this calorie counter is super accurate though even though it did ask for my weight. That being said, at my weight any kind of intense cardio burns an incredible amount of calories because my body is doing way way more work than your average person.

>it doesnt align with my "duke gets all the calls" theory
Cope

oregon pulling away

Do you have reading problems,user-kun? That is clearly not what I said, sweetie. ~~~

>You can nitpick the game on every possession, faggot. UCF chocked and duke once again uses sheer talent to will their way to a win.
Duke barely won. They didn't use their talent, they got lucky. It has nothing to do with the foul count.

I am dying from all this chalk bros. We are almost done with the tournement and there was only one mini upset so far (Oregon beating Sconniggers)

I weight 380 at 5'7
AMA

Ohio State needs to make this a game for society

seeing k's reaction after duke got hosed by the refs for the first time since jesus hung on the cross was incredible

Which of your fat flaps smells the worst ?

well hello LeX hows the blue cheese?

the crotch and under my left tit

Do you have a gf?

lmao I actually do and she keeps me, i'm dead serious. she's out working right now

do you pay for her drugs or is she a hambeast too

I once was sent to the psych ward and had to stay there for two months and now I'm on meds that I don't want to take because of all the side effects. Should I refuse to take them even though I guess there is a possibility I could go crazy again?

Commercials with the box>Jamie>>>Flo
Flo is an overacting cunt.

Who's on the ducks meme bandwagon with me?

Whew im tired af. Did a whole goddamn hour. Couple of calorie calculators have me at like 1100 calories burned for that workout.

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That sounds horrible.
>stand still
>ball handler goes around you
>move one step
>get plowed by the ball handler
>gets two shots
What the fuck?

They will get waxed by Virginia

she's overweight but nowhere near my size she's very shapely actually but Ive convinced her im her destiny

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good shit, LeX. fuck the haters

She's kinda like a knockoff Kari Byron

I never left.

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>actually watching amateur student sports
kill yourselves flyovers, boring ass fuck out there. yellow teeth, diabetic, knowing the difference between "coke" and "pepsi products" on some real fatass shit, land of 16 and pregnant. inbred racist pieces of shit, this where all the worst American genes come from. Y'all faggots don't even brush your teeth. "right on." LITERALLY AIDS

Good job buddy

>y’all
Kill yourself immediately

that says 13 minutes, not an hour

They are the same mold yes. Hipstery drama school girls. Probably both from Chicago or went to school there.

Is it time to call it a season?

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stale

I can see Houston losing this unfortunately

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keep cryin bitch nigga

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nah there's still 9 minutes of spaghetti and foulouts to have

> graduating this semester
> barely spent any time socializing, meeting new people, or going to extracurricular events or parties
> realize I will never be able to experience these things anymore watching these games
> filled with regret

anybody else know this feel?

what are the odds that Oregon loses in the second half?

>tfw will lose my first place spot in my march madness pool if Oregon wins

I hope you're right.

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it's cool though
autists on Yea Forums will tell you that you did the right thing
get a degree with no connections or lasting friendships
that's the goal, right?

>the entire second round is going to be chalk except for Auburn beating Kansas (but Auburn was favored -2.5)

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everything you regret is overrated. It wouldn't have gone the way it would in your daydreams.

who wore it better?

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That says :13 seconds, brochanski. This machine counts down.

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no shout out to sweet tea?

>give us some stories from your days as a basketball player
>heavens why? those are boring
AT&T knows whats up. This tournament sucks

I was like damn near 290 in that pic. Thats funny you still have that shit. I b-line towards that motherfucker when I saw him.

What's Yea Forums? This is 4channel, friend.

Mark Mangino

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96 is the best number la
96 wne

Rock Chalk!

this
I lived that life for a while, going to parties and banging random girls (only a handful) while shitfaced
It's not as good as it sounds.

lol so many ppl are mad

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Need a 2ndH comeback to keep it rollin'

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so this is what major direct ties to the university looks like

Kind of wish I was born a Kentucky fan

go crazy, live free. share what you mentally feel onto others physically.

okay the Hueston Blowhio Taint game is over, what else is on

that's actually lex? you're the guy that has dozens of co-eds saved to your computer?
jesus christ you're not even remotely young or fit enough to be lusting after those girls.

the new york times?? do you have cnn on 24 hours too. disgusting

why?

>you should not desire young women
faggot

>just checked ESPN
>they say Oregon now has a 91% chance to win
how accurate is this?

no don't take them. you'll feel like an NPC with a non working dick

I'm not qualified enough to give you an answer.

this is an inspiring suggestion, thank you. i wanna be FREEEEEEEEEE

I mean, those pics are for your guys enjoyment, but whatever.

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the only game left is nike u vs the ant eaters

mmm seaweed snacks

go Sicko Mode

>major direct ties to the university

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Okay I lold at that reference

I do feel like an NPC, an empty shell of what I once was, but my dick is fine

For all the upper body workout that basketball players do why arent they more shredded

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tosu is embarassing

You should always have a dedicated dr who is the only one that makes any decision on your medicinal regimen. If at any point you disagree with his decision, youre always welcome to find a second opinion, and you should. But never ever decide that youre better equipped to make an advanced medical decision regarding your mental health if you know you suffer from any disorder.

If you dont like how you feel, bring it up to with your dr.

haha Oregon going to 16 but probably 8 suck it haters

It just popped into my head. It’s Seth Gardner

>cali onions boy

irvine coming back

delet this now

4 point game

Oh fuck we got a game

IRVINE COMIN

It's ogre, overall making it this far in this tournament at least shows us that this season was a success for all it's problems it had. Looking forward towards next year.

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Same thing with me but I lost my girl of 10 years. Now I’m with a new chick and she has no idea I’m crazy

4pt game now, not bad

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orgeon vs uc irvine is now a 4pt game, was 12pt at half

Why’s everyone doing after the games finish?

watching a movie most likely

Why are there never any Canadian universities in the tournament?

touching my peepee

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Tie game!

bed

CMON ANTEATERS

I guess because most aren't part of the ncaa

Stupid Ohio State fucks, fouling down 12 with 20 seconds left.

Leaving you cause you got an illness? What a bitch

Good night frens

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>THEYRE NON NEGOTIABLE

based anteaters

This game is so comfy

game's not over, bucko

Fuck man, i need oregon to win this to make a comback with my bracket

night

So we are just going to pretend I am not a seer?

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Fuck me it stings, if only they'd FUCKINGSTOPDRAWINGFOULSHOLYSHIT. Time for the long wait for football.

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it's like PAC 12 After Dark

No jenna stay up with me plase

Should I ask this girl out even if I think she has a bf?

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Can't be stopped, won't be stopped

Fuck I just laid down on my couch and started a documentary and UC Irvine decides to make this game interesting

Think I'm going to purchase some Kentucky branded gear and then solicit hot girls near me to pose in them for me while I take photographs of them.

Then I will have them sign a release form authorizing me to post their pictures on the Internet and shill for the University on Yea Forums.

That way, hopefully some top talent will consider going there and help advance our rankings.

Disclaimer: Not affiliated with UK in anyway.

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Just ask yourself, what would Tacko do?

Based safety school BTFOing the Cucks

I've legit never met an Oregon fan who wasn't a nu-male before

Forgot pic, I’m lex posting

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>lexposting

What?

Of course Austin Rivers' younger brother makes a momentum killing turnover

go back to the doc, Oregon's about to heat up again

oregon getting away with rape on their press tbqhwy

Blogging with personal pics

What a fucking retard

Nikey money talks

>and shill for the University on Yea Forums.

>That way, hopefully some top talent will consider going there

>implying top talent is on Yea Forums
shiggy diggy do

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> 10 second violation

Thats fair

that's a cute way of saying they're playing playing excellent D

Altman is a master of the press

What are you doing irvine?

is that ho on the womens team dam

no they are fouling but they get the same weird non calls that only dook and west virginia seems to get

are you kidding? wooten is stuffing the shit out of these faggy low-major darlings

Rate my feet

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>First time the 1-2-3 seeds made it to the sweet 16

No wonder it's been kinda boring

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Oregon is shit holy crap

I actually live off jamboree in the villa Siena area. Too bad I have work early or I’d cruise to campus even though I went to Chapman

rate my profile

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Is there any point in continuing to watch this tournament after the winner of this loses in the sweet 16?

They said it's the second time ever.
But yeah, all of you who told me this tourney wasn't pure chalk are gay, low IQ niggers.

Can't handle all this heart

are all these players zoomers?

>gay, low IQ niggers
Actually might work for anyone who actually religiously followed college apehoop this year desu

>Houston is heading to the #Sweet16 for the first time since 1984

O-H!

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Irvine wake up

gotta love when the guy who has no angle on the play makes the out of bounds call

this

It's looking a little over for my Anties.

is this real?

>Kentucky Jayhawks
what?

oregon wins

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only made ground because Oregan went 0-11

Taco, Zion, and RJ are the only ones that I've watched this year that can get buckets outside of memechucking (granted I haven't watched all that many games).

I don't pay attention to niggerhoop. Is this picture relevant?

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The ultimate chad

Not sure if shell is trying to jew me for more money with "truck oil"

anteaters are looking tired as fuck. that's probably it for them...

That's the nba

How much Nike money was spent for this tournament run?

They are 100% trying to do that. Those gasoline engines are the exact same engines they put in cars. The only difference is like, suspension and the differential and shit like that. The engine internals in no way require a different type of oil.

Okay, forget I was here. Sorry.

Virginia, for the good of all mankind, please put these stupid ducks away in the sweet 16.

Game

can't miss

Gonna need some big threes from these anteaters

That salt tho

6 1 2 7 4 3 5

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GG's y'all

oregon is an Evil Empire. Rooting for them in anything is like rooting for the Yankees/Patriots/Warriors. It makes people look like faggots.

Zot cru gave us false hope

Dude Oregon has literally never won anything of value.

>losing to a PAC-LEL team

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Seems like a good time for Chokeginia to do its thing ;)

Don't mince words user. How do you really feel?

More like an incompetent evil empire that actually hasn't won anything and has a ton of cuck bandwagoners, kind of like Tottenham for soccer

every fucking year a shitty team that shouldnt even be in the tourney makes a S16 run. anyways here is a gif of lex going to a kentucky game and breaking a chair due to his obesity

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UCI has a nice little defense, but damn their offense is hot garbage.

I root for Jayhawks/Cubs/Chiefs/76ers

rate me

>t.husky

nonsensical group of teams to root for, did you pick that shit out of a hat?

frustrated / 10

>cubs
kys

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lel
Ducks, Emeralds and Mariners, fuck everything else.

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haha even in 1936 BA graduates had trouble getting jobs, fuck millennials get a job

Fuck how old is that
Alright oregon, chill

Ur right I lied, I like the Royals

> mfw virginy-a chokes on that duck dick next round

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I was so focused on the high-five I didn't notice the fall

Just to let everyone know, there are two kinds of duck fans. Those who became fans in 2014, and those who became fans in 1994.

Oregon is more like jack spicer. They try to be the big bad guy with all their resources but keep fucking it up

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What did you expect from a Big West team?

yeah wow why would people have a tough time getting a job right after the Great Depression?

really a shocker

they won the very first natty

and then there's me, who became a fan during the Joey Harrington, Onterrio Smith era

Oh wow, how relevant in 2019

I became a fan in 1992. Not sure where I fit but okay

Bandwagon as fuck

jesus that last UCI posession......

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What am I supposed to do for the next three days?

I was in 5th grade, Nebraska was having a down year

So you know what its like to lose?

Not saying it's relevant, just fun info. They didn't make it to another Final Four until 2017.

suck cocks like you usually do

Night fags

>tfw my first memory of oregon football was the pick and the run to the roseb owl
>mfw I will never be 6 years old again

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Sweet 16

ACC - 5
SEC - 4
B1G - 3
PAC 12 - 1
WCC - 1
AAC - 1
Big 12 - 1

Dana Altman could never build a loser into a winner. Always inherited an established program.

You could say I was born in it. Molded by it.

See ya

Awesome Rose Bowl. Enjoyed Pedo State bitch slapping the stupid ducks like a little kid.

APOLOGIZE

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see you faggots on thursday

Where is the new thread?

What? He put Creighton on the map

lmao Creighton was hardly shit before he got there, cute shit bud

>PAC 12 - 1
>WCC - 1

lul how is the pac 12 relevant? are they even a power conference anymore?

Creighton wasn't a losing program when he arrived. Put him at an Oregon State or a Washington State, and he would be exposed.

Its a one team conference. Unfortunately, its the bad guys.

that's like saying Tim Miles was never a good coach before he got hired at Nebraska, you're fucking dumb pal

grats

I didn't realize .500+ historical record was the bench mark for being good.

You gonna sit there and tell me without Dana they would be in the Big East today? Here's your (You)

New thread if you guys want

Ud fuck a nigress an doggy really sux.
Phat asses cant wipe well

They surprisingly look normal for some jewesses. Not like the traditional downie looking ones.

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