/epl/

maybe, they'd be fucking stacked if they did

they'll finance it with pogba's selling after next season

>Nothing personnel, Nantes

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>Joao Felix
>Ruben Dias
>Bruno Fernandes
>250m
Who the FUCK are they?

>Bruno Fernandes
Got a pretty decent goal record for a midfielder. Like 60 in 250 games.

The next Bebe

I forgive you

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Possibly, but that would mean they were ready to back a new manager with spending far beyond what they offered to Mourinho. Also they could always sell some players to defray the costs of adding.

>Watch wolves become a force by blatantly letting a portugese agent run their transfer policy.
>Frantically buy portugese players in attempt to copy wolves

Fug my football manager record should be enough CV to run a big club at this point.

What happened to /trb/ please?

Looks like it slid off page 10 due to a total lack of interest to keep it alive
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91517624/

anyone with a tiny bit of talent wanna make some Nicolas Pépé pepes? I think they will be need come summer

>a bunch of portguese memes
>koulibaly
I don't think this will fix them.

This is what happens when you don't watch our league famalam

I hope felipe doesn't get poached by Madrid, id hate for them to put up more murals of Andy Carrol

Eh the 'muh net spend' is a terrible meme. United will probably drop £300mish if they get Top 4 and probably £500mish if they don't.

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>Keane will now sell for £150m to United
Oh my days.

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Member when Yea Forums wasn't just /pol/-lite?

Good, better sources this time user

Member when Yea Forums was active?

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yes

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fuck, i completely forgot this general even existed

More racism in football, Sterlingfags are on the prowl

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I am here now, expect me.

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>Article 13 has passed
It's been a pleasure memeing with you, guys.

>Article 13 has passed
what?

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>United will have to break their transfer record and pay £130m to take Napoli and Senegal defender Kalidou Koulibaly, 27, to Old Trafford. (Mail on Sunday)
>Varane and Skriniar should be availble at a much lower price
>Alderweireld is available for 25M

Then again it's Mail

EU's law to allow internet wide automatic systems to detect 'copyrighted material' and autoban it. Which means anything with copyrighted material; including memes. Also a link tax.

eeeeeew

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Here's ManU transfer targets according to media:

Harry Maguire
Vinicius
Sancho
Hudson-Odoi
Rakitic
Alderweireld
Eriksen
Ndombele
Griezman
Bale
Perisic
Skriniar
Koulibaly
Coutinho
Joao Felix
Ruben Dias
Bruno Fernandes
Varane
Joachim Andersen
Icardi
Bissaka
Kroos
Umtiti

and Sneijder

And nobody did anything to try and stop it. Not even UK will avoid it if we leave, it'll be auto applied.

>No Gaitan

>portuguese players

>Google Vinicius and United
>Only article is about how he moved to United in FM19 for £100m
>Sancho is the actual real life link
>Sneijder
>Several articles from 2018/2019
>None of them are actually recent they are all about when SAF was in charge

>France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, has decided he wants to leave Manchester United this summer and is considering moves to Spain or Italy. (AS - in Spanish)

>Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane has made Paris St-Germain and France striker Kylian Mbappe, 20, his number one target this summer and could offer around 280m euros (£240.1m). (France Football - in French)

Poogba leaving would be bants.

>believing anything wrote in spanish paper

Post-utopian internet age well and truly arrived. Hopefully everyone ignores it

Apparently they're offering £43m + HAMEZ.

>Arsenal are gonna attempt to sign Kroos as a replacement for Ramsay
Would be a decent signing. Shame the source is Don Balon.

you're crazy. kroos would never make it in the EPLEL.

I dunno senpai. Who do you recommend Arselel replace Ramsay with then? Didn't people say Torreria wouldn't make it?

>senpai
Fuck off weeb

Which PL team would you like to see Bale join. For me, it's taking a pay-cut and following his heart to go play in Spurs' new stadium.

Arsenal, just for the utter bants. He wouldn't, obviously, but it'd be funny as fuck.

>tfw forgotten what filters to senpai

f a m

> Kroos and Xhaka midfield
Would be the least mobile midfield in the history of the game

-----james-----
--kroos--xhaka--

>Didn't people say Torreria wouldn't make it?
Who even knew who Torreira was before his move to arsenal?

Be funny to see though. I say that as an Arsenal fan. Diamond formation with Torreria as DM.

He was one of Uruguay's better players at the World Cup.

I get the feeling he’ll move to Italy. Probably AC Milan if they get back in the CL which looks likely.

literally who? I only remember the lesbian from that team.

The Sneijder one was a joke m8, he was constantly linked with a move to United through out his whole career every transfer window.

As a United fan I wouldn't really mind us selling him. He has been great since Mou left but he keeps talking about wanting to play for Real one day. Don't really want players with that sort of mentality at the club.

Why is this club with little history located in Manchester able to keep their best players?
They don't even pay ridiculous wages.
Surely De Bruyne, Bernardo Silva Aguero etc. could play for better teams.

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poop

They win stuff, that's why.

Obviously, but when I saw the 'April 2018' I was like 'wut'.

Based

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thought that was steve "fat cunt" evans at first

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How debased is your mind if you just call people a “fat cunt” like that, get a grip.

>muh /pol/
Fuck off Ahmed

You don't actually know who he is, do you.

>not knowing about Steve "fat cunt, convicted fraudster" evans

It doesn’t matter who he is, you can’t just go around calling people things like that.

I can if it's true.

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A B S O L U T E U N I T

Why aren't you at work right now, user?

It's almost 7pm

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You’re a little shit mouthed fuck nose that’s gonna get their come-up’ins.

we can't all work the night shift lad that would be ridiculous

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Suicidal over not being able to post memes any more on the internet, my shit country and the world in general.

>amerifats

Hi Steve, how's America?

because I'm not a midget unlucky enough to work night shifts

just finished

I want Wolves to throw money at him, and for him to still feel like he's overseas when they all speak Portuguese.

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>Wolves
>Buying any player who isn't Portuguese
Wew lad.

Great goal. The two afterwards pissed me off

yeh same
twitter.com/Official_BRFC/status/1109907738530848768

>Everton have enquired about Lille's Portuguese striker Rafael Leao, 19, as they look to add two new forwards this summer.
Is he elite, or is he another Sandro?

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Chelsea? Utd are the only other team I can see being interested considering fee and wages but they just got burned with Sanchez

Unless West Ham went all out which would be very memey

He didnt, Torreira is shit

expressandstar.com/news/business/2019/03/26/record-profits-turnover-and-assets-for-wolves-owner/

>Chairman Guo Guangchang, who has travelled to Wolverhampton to attend games including the recent victory over Cardiff City, said that the total assets of the group had increased 19.7 per cent on 2017 to a record £71.94bn.

How could Manchester City and other "big money" clubs even compete??

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Abu Dhabi own City, probably trillions in assets

A goal scored against Plymouth is a good goal indeed

A goal scored against Plymouth is a good goal indeed

this is now an /eplel/ thread

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Pogba leaving would be a blessing for united, he's a weak minded faggot
Even so, they need like 400 million to build a decent team, their current squad is garbage

>United looking to sign one possible prospect Ngubu and a top-tier defensive Ngubu

I'll take it

RIP lyl
Never 5get

Based and redpilled

Big fan of this Apu. And there's a reason the shifts switch.

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Kovacic+Varane+Bale for Pogba+30M

>United's wage bill rises 200%; investors baffled

Reminder England will be saved

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I buy Ruben Dias in every FM17 save

Unironically they'll probably get that.

I’m in uni

>Bolton Wanderers staff have been informed by owner Ken Anderson that a deal to buy the club has been agreed, according to Sky Sources

The royal family doesn't own City nor does their country. Just one son who is worth less overall than the conglomerate that owns Wolves.

>They don't even pay ridiculous wages.
I've always heard their bonuses are outrageous though

ADIA own them, they just dont say so

People who go 'muh wage budget' are dickheads because they usually make up for it in bonuses which don't get included in the total. Baffles me greatly t b h.

It’s pretty much just some journos simulating a fem seasons in fifa career mode and then making the transfers in game into real life rumours

I.. I don’t have a job anymore user. Haven’t had one since december and I’m losing it. Probably would’ve topped myself if I didn’t have a gf

Pics of gf? Or is it gf(male)? You admitted to being autistic a while back as well. Either way:

>Barcelona are keen to offer Manchester United either Philippe Coutinho, 26, or Malcom, 22, as part of a deal to bring England striker Marcus Rashford, 21, to the Nou Camp. (Mundo Deportivo, via Mail)
HA.

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Papers have been spreading rumors of these bull shit rumors since forever and there rarely, if ever, happen

Kind of anticlimactic.

Lmao @ brexit

Oh no no no no no no no no!

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>the new star of vegan cuisine
Off topic but the vegan agenda is getting out of hand, was listening to the radio a while back and they were talking about how vegans are ‘saving the planet’ and that meat needs to slowly be banned and children’s education need to condition the future generations against it

they tried to make me leave the EU

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How do you know if someone is a vegan?
Don't worry, they'll tell you

Too paranoid to share gf pics on here desu

>jews & co whining about Rammstein again

kek, over fucking nothing as well

youtube.com/watch?v=q36Zon01v5k

then atleast Rammstein got what they wanted

Que?

free publicity (+being edgelords)

Harry Kane MBE

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Only got it because he’s English (he’s actually half Irish but the cunts ignore that)

He got it because he got Top Scorer at a World Cup. That's basically it.

Didn’t win it though, infact he’s won nothing at all

Indeed but Top Scorer and a Semi-Final is pretty much as good as England will get.

Is ajax really back or is it just a meme? I love watching eredivise and ajax challenging psv will be cool but will this affect teams like utrecht? Will they get more money too? Can someone explain league standards to me?

Um, sweaty, this is /epl/.

>Is ajax really back or is it just a meme?
They'll have nothing left after this summer.

Other than be linked with buyern what has hudson-odoi done to get rated so highly?

The Dortmund/Manaco of the Dutch league

Sancho managed to do well some everybody is looking for English Ngubus to fill the gap. Germany is essentially 'we will buy talent cheap and then sell if they do well, if they don't, then we're not in a problem'. Alphonso Davies got signed for Bunda. Sancho. Pulisic. Etc. Part of me thinks this is just the media trying to get English players to go abroad to get better. Or Chelsea want to make a quick £45m so they're '''''assisting'''' with stuff.

Good lad Harry. A fully-deserved MBE for his selfless contribution to society.

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>Monten*gro
Fucking WHAT? Please tell me that's autocensored. Negro means fucking black. Their name means fucking Black Mountain. The mountains are called the Black Mountains. What is fucking wrong with that?

>Former Brighton striker Gordon Smith is introducing stem cell treatment to English football clubs to help players recover from injuries and prolong their careers. (Argus)

>Monten*gro
lmao

>f*cking
mind your language young man!

Whatchu gonna do about it?!

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scrub your mouth with soap

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Try it slut, we'll see what happens!

>Premier League clubs want Fifa to alter transfer regulations to allow them to offer longer contracts to players under the age of 18 because of concerns over their young stars leaving for foreign clubs. (Times - subscription required)
Chelsea and City rubbing hands.

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I got pissed on cheap cider in Chingford one afternoon when I was 14 and we beat up a random black lad round the back of some garages. Even encouraged the downy kid who hung around with us put the boot in a few times. Later on the downy lad got a bit pissed and tried to kiss me so I put him down then everyone ganged up and beat me up. Later on someone turned up with a nicked motorbike and we all rode it then went home for tea.

What was my point? Yes, Kane is from Chingford.

I thought Man City were facing a transfer ban

:)

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imagine actually liking anime. would top myself desu

So are you Japanese or English speaker in Japan?

They are, it should be announced next month... HOWEVER, Chelsea are apparently getting out of theirs. So City will be.

Git you gud boy.

No booli pls.

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Not as bad as being a Liverpool fan

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>tfw your Gods chosen people

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>Chosen people

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umm sweaty remember 6 gorillion?

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The greatest meme that the Jews ever pulled is making people think the Holocaust was just about Jews and not the millions of other 'undesirables' that Germany wanted rid of.

>Chelsea could listen to offers in excess of £43m for 18-year-old England winger Callum Hudson-Odoi. (Sport Bild, via Metro)

>Hudson-Odoi wants to leave Chelsea at the earliest opportunity, with Barcelona and Manchester United joining Bayern Munich in wanting to sign him. (Mail)

Going to Germany or Spain would be better than going to United.

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>being an anti-semetic holocaust denier on top of being an animeposter

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to be fair, i'm just bored, so I post stupid images I have. I could post other stuff, it's just i know anime gets a reaction. Also, I didn't deny the Holocaust, I just said it wasn't all about Jews.

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same here just wasting time until I'm of to see Us

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You can't deny something that didn't happen.

/epl/ is basically just you and me these days. Austriabro has left us. The rest aren't regular enough. I look forward to /trans/ so much as it's something to distract me.

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It's looking like I'll have a decent amount of time for /trans/ this summer.

he cute

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What is everyone listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM1c-XCDc

>I look forward to /trans/ so much as it's something to distract me.
At least this summer there's no tournament to obscure the bullshit.

never seen anyone use my lazy made spurs pepe. thank you!

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Tournaments are more fun but /trans/ is still peak spee.

basado

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the transfer market is a fucking joke
literal who youtube highlight players are being sold for £80-£100 million now
the fucking state

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>What is inflation
>What is marketing

>copying my gimmick by posting best boy(female)

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>is x player good?
>watch his highlights, he's the real deal
J U S T

Who’s this boy

dunno

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Apparently a reddit user called cerebralenigma who deleted their account. I've given you info, now you can do the rest yourself.

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I was walking down chingord high street recently and noticed stickers on lamppost with swastika it said something like football ultras but with no more information

>So are you Japanese or English speaker in Japan?
read his post again and then ask yourself that question laddy

have never solved a traffic light captcha successfully. not convinced it's possible.

Gentle reminder Brenny will show Pep how real football is played on May 4th 2019 and hand deliver the title to Liverpool

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youtube.com/watch?v=mMiL4_1Yewg
Barca fans voted this as the greatest goal in their club's history. It is great but I reckon most PL clubs (and even some which aren't PL any more) have goals which are better 2bh.

Wouldnt know a Laurent Robert top 10

Make*

>Chelsea will consider giving Callum Hudson-Odoi a new contract worth £100,000 a week to convince the 18-year-old to stay at Stamford Bridge. (London Evening Standard)

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Will Hudson-Ngubu stay bros?

He shouldn't but chelsea really needs him to stay so I guess it's a question about how greedy he is

i hope he goes and tanks his career
everyone made fun of that one pundit for suggesting he went on loan but he honestly should
i can see a shaun wright-phillips 2 scenario here

Would you stay at Chelsea for £100k a week plus bonuses? I mean, look at this logically, if goal in life is to make money to attract a mate to have kids, then he doesn't need to actually play games. He just needs to cash in a years worth of cheques and bang some piece of booty and have some Ngubu-Hudson-William-Oboingo-Carlton-Ngubuson kids and can move on. I'd happily do it t b h.

>Manchester United will give Molde a total of £1m in a goodwill gesture after appointing Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as their permanent manager, Sky Sports News understands.
Well this doesn't look dodgy in any way.

who's jewer between levi and kroenke?

Levi is better at jewing kroenke is cheaper

Ded thred

This kid is becoming too overhyped at this point, the english media are going full retard regarding him.

It's pretty obvious he will start next year when Azzar leaves.

youtube.com/watch?v=_47wsqCnrlA

Just how the media works, build someone up to a stupidly high level then have a go at them when they can't match it.

They seem to really have an agenda against Sarri, who is doing a decent job given the quality of this Chelsea team.

>decent job

Chelsea is filled with mediocre and declining players.

Hope so

epl moar liek epdead amirte?

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I’d agree on them decling, but still. They started the season so fucking well, and then has gotten gradually worse. If it was the other way around you’d be able to say it’s a work in progress, however it’s just getting worse and worse the further away from Gonde’s tactics they are getting. Sacking him was probably a mistake desu.

possession football is just dead. unless you're pep.

UKfags are furiously fapping and downloading porn before the ban on the 1st.

>Former Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho has told his team-mates he is considering leaving Barcelona this summer. The 26-year-old has been linked with Manchester United and Chelsea are also thought to be interested. (Express)

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Watford will beat manu today

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-47749265

>The pilot of the plane which crashed into the English Channel with Emiliano Sala on board, was not qualified to fly at night, BBC Wales understands.

>David Ibbotson is thought to have been colour-blind, which prevents pilots from flying at night. Footballer Sala, 28, died when the plane carrying him from Nantes to Cardiff crashed late on 21 January.

>The UK Civil Aviation Authority (CAA) said it would not comment until the AAIB investigation was complete.

The absolute state of this whole incident. Can you believe it was 2 months ago?

>Watford turning up after they've already got 40 points

dunno lad it's just a (page 8) feeling

If money smell bad than this nigga Biggie stinking

I found it a bit... gay, that the pilot was never mentioned as being dead until like a week after the incident. The dude had a family too. Either way, that sucks.

>tfw /trans/ would often get into autosage
>tfw we now struggle to get to 300 posts in a week

>I found it a bit... gay, that the pilot was never mentioned as being dead until like a week after the incident. The dude had a family too. Either way, that sucks.
The whole tragedy reeks of cheapness from everyone involved, including Sala and Ibbotson.

It's a fucking joke they came over in some small aircraft. You get more money in a week than most people do in a year, get a fucking 1st class ticket. It's literally a 2hr flight, so you might as well.

Fooking hell lads, it's almost April.

>Liverpool have broken their own record of being on top of the league the longest without winning it.

>Coutinho is only 26

Hi lads, quick favour

I need you all to divert your power to no league to try and get Birmingham city relegated

Cheers

>all these Messi vs Ronaldo threads
>i've literally worked out how much each player takes to score a goal, provide an assist, contribute to a goal, how many games they've played, goals scored, assists made, trophies entered and their win % and so on and people STILL argue it
It's a fucking joke.

Harry Kane is better than the both of em anyway

Just ignore them, lad. They're immature children.

I will when Yea Forums(nel) is banned tomorrow by the porn block.

It's mostly on Sala, McKay and Ibbotson. Cardiff offered Sala a commercial flight and rejected it and said he would find his own way back, McKay was a cheap prick who was making a ton of money on the deal but still stuck Sala on a shitbox plane and Ibbotson was underqualified to fly it. And everyone involved should have looked at the weather and let Cardiff know he was going to have to fly the following day. The bad part from Cardiff is that Warnock had flown on pretty much the exact same flight during transfer negotiations so it isn't like the club didn't know the kind of flight he might organise. Sala trusted McKay and Ibbotson so it's not his fault and the fact McKay has lot his shit and started threatening journalists and club staff makes him look really bad.

t. Cardiff fan

>I mean come on you know

Thoughts on this exciting 24 year old prospect?

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welcome to bayern munich

I think if he span around really fast in that shirt he'd look like a roulette wheel

How many will city put past Fulham today lads? I think we may see double figures.

Fulham gonna shock City and Liverpool go on to win the double. Based Mo will make it so. Inshallah.

Allah has forsaken Mo m8

Welcome to Newcastle

Greater Jihad is all about becoming a better Muslim. Mo has to realise that even if he thinks he has been forsaken, he cannot lose his faith. The adversity will spark him on. It is foretold.

>Wu Lei is being touted as a huge player in La Liga
I wonder who the next superstar for China will be and it's pretty much certain United will buy them.

>started looking up good Chinese players
>Nico Yennaris is literally able to play for China, he's 25, but he played for England youth; he is also able to play for Cyprus. His parents were Cypriots (could have been British Cypriots) and Chinese. He plays for nobody when he could do pretty well for China or Cyprus.
>Hou Yongyong (also known as John Hou Sæter) was born in Norway to a Norwegian father and Chinese mother. He plays in China currently. I checked Football Manager 2019 and he is literally the most talented youth player eligible for China.
I think Chinese Taipei (Taiwan), Hong Kong and Macau can play for China due to their meme league rules. But who knows. Nearly every single top quality player for China isn't actually fully Chinese. Wu Lei is their best player. Zhou Junchen, Junwei Yu, David Wang (born in Spain but eligible for China) Nebijan, Jiang Shenglong, Dongda He, Tao Qianglong and Erpan are all the possible better players. David Wang joined Wolves in January. So did Dongda He (who can also play for England). They're both 17. Is this the start of Wolves foray into non Portuguese players?

Also my local club, as I have said, has a Hong Kong player. Tsun Dai. Literally the best player according to FM. He's been crap. He's only 18 though. He can also play for England. So many players who have Hong Kong nationality have second ones, like Nigerian or Brazilian or English. I know Hong Kongers are fleeing to UK due to China (which is retarded as we're just as bad) and they hate the Chinese.

unironically consider suicide

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What the fuck?

wow, you're actually autistic.

Only on Yea Forums could you talk about players and people get triggered lmao. But it's nice seeing the autistic French guy again.

>Nico Yennaris
Ah yes, another one of the famed Arsenal academy who ended up doing fuck all.

>Wu Lei
what did espanyols chines owner mean by this?

To be fair, he had some major injuries I believe.

>foreigners arguing over which other foreigners are better
England is lost

It's an MBE you bitter little cretin not a fucking coronation

safe lads

Safe as fook, ya cunt.

>mfw started telling friends about 190cm and him touching up his niece the big nonce and all the edits we made in 2017(?).

Where is Dutchbro?

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alri

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How would you improve the PL, boys?

Here's what I would do:
1. Have UEFA get rid of their FFP and homegrown rules. That sort of decision making can go back to the individual FAs.
2. Get rid of FFP in this country. Investment in the league is a good thing.
3. If a new quota is instituted, it should be about English/non-English. It hasn't made sense to favour EU players over non-EU players.
4. Create a British Premier League to supersede the English Premier League. This allows Celtic and Rangers in the league.
5. Expand the league to 24 teams. The format doesn't have to be every team plays each other twice, so it doesn't have to mean more games. You could even have a split like e.g. the Belgian league. More teams in the PL means more stable teams and an expanded middle class of clubs. Perhaps even some clubs will be able to break into the elite class.
6. Get rid of the blackout.
7. All games allowed to be sold to one provider.
8. Implement a model where all games are available to see live.
9. Get rid of the boomer MotD and make highlights available for free soon after games end.
10. No copyright on the highlights after a certain period. This encourages freelance video-makers to make videos of players from the league etc and so helps grow interest.

Pretty obvious stuff, I'd say, but there it is.

>1.
Okay I guess.

>2.
FFP is just lipservice to a problem that is bypassed by creative clubs (see City with their 'training facility payments' from ''''other clubs'''' which are owned by the same people or Chelsea with their Loan Army) so getting rid of it won't change shit bar letting clubs like QPR try that shit again. The money is only good for the government making a killing off the taxes which they can spend on hiring more 'hate crime' officers and letting South Asians rape kids more.

>3
I agree with that. It should just be 'you are limited to X amount of foreign players, with foreign players being anybody outside of the British Isles'. This allows Southern Ireland, Isle of Man and the Channel Islands to be involved.

>4
It's a clusterfuck as it is mate, imagine Southampton having to go up to Scotland or vice a versa. If the UK actually invested into maglev train lines that connected every major city like they used to (not maglev obviously) then good.

>5.
Not sure that'll work and it'll end up making shit even more disproportionately unbalanced.

>6.
Dunno what that is in relation too.

>7.
Good idea but it's also shit because said provider than triples their cost.

>8.
Would require so much money and work between people it won't happen.

>9.
People like discussion. Discussion won't end. We had NFL Highlights added as a program, so I don't see that happening.

>10.
It essentially happens anyway. Individual clubs put up their highlight videos after games, usually a week or so after.

FFP is an anti competitive rule created by old money clubs to stem the rise of new money clubs challenging the traditional elite clubs that used to walk the league and buy out everyone else's best players because only they had money

Now there's talk of European super league because they can't enforce FFP

FFP is enforced it's just the super rich clubs like City and Chelsea exploit the system to get around it technically. Both of them have been hit with transfer bans (former should be announced in April, the latter got one but they're probably going to successfully appeal iirc) but not to do with FFP but because they're scummy fucks who chat up 14 year olds and sign them on massive (illegal) contracts. Now clubs are BEGGING for UEFA and the FA to allow them to sign youngsters on mega long contracts to 'prevent them being poached'. No, they're doing it to prevent them leaving to a club that'll actually play them. See Chelsea's Loan Army. CHO is literally playing as an England starter before he played as a Chelsea starter (and he got an assist/poached goal against Montenegro)

*dabs respectfull*

Will Manchester City's big signing in the summer be some supporters?

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>FFP is just lipservice
No problem with getting rid of it then.

>clusterfuck
It can't be that bad.

>disproportionately unbalanced
How?

>in relation too
3pm games not being able to be shown live.

>said provider than triples their cost
No, the cost to the consumer went up when BT came in.

>Would require so much money and work between people it won't happen
It wouldn't be difficult at all. They do this in the US with the NFL.

*tips respectfully*

1. Yeah I have no issue.
2. It's a clusterfuck because it's a 14hr round trip from St Mary's to Celtic Park on a bus. Taking an aircraft would be fucking awful.
3. Because of the need to make meme splits and will leave it being essentially like the European Super Elite Club league bollocks.
4. What was the reason for that?
5. I think the only solution would be a sort of 'streaming' service where you just choose the match you want. Perhaps could do a pay per view thing or a subscription for unlimited or buy per club (pretty sure clubs already do this).

lads ive just fucking nailed two steak pasties and now I'm going to fuck this entire tub of mint choc chip ice cream up and maybe even have a creme egg pot of joy with it absolutely fucking belting

Just do like the NFL where you pay for access to every game, club specific deals will just lead to even more disparity between the top and bottom clubs

I'm sure most people would happily pay 200 quid a season for it

>it hasn't made sense to favour EU over non EU

You do realise it's the law? EU players are entitled to work in any EU country it's not a rule that was made for competitive reasons or anything

Man City isn't a real team. It's plastic. Pic related is when it was real.

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Have a good one, fatty boom boom. I'm trying to enjoy last few days on Yea Forums(nel) and porn before it's banned. Muslims have won. Good for them.

Most clubs offer a membership to watch the games on their website. So, due to apps and smart TV's, it's all doable.

To be fair, UK's got some daft laws on immigration. I could go into it but it's fucking gash. For example, you can't get into this country (easily) unless you're a refugee (which is easy to fake) or if you've got something worthwhile to offer. For sport, this means you have to literally be the next Messi and be banging in goals regularly. You have to have played a significant % of international games and all that jazz too, otherwise jog on. If you have an EU passport (due to working in the EU as a player) or because you were born there; easy peasy. However, the EU has nations with much lower standards for sporting players, you don't need the 'played x% of international games in last 4 years', you can do anything. They then join those leagues, hang around for 4-5 years, get their EU passport and then can move wherever. This damages the UK leagues because lets say you wanted, I dunno, Takefusa Kubo, the Japanese Messi, you couldn't get him easily into UK. But he could join Spain (and he did before UEFA forced him to leave) or Germany or Portugal or whatever, hang around for 4-5 years or whatever, then come to UK. This obviously is an advantage. Now, where the shitty side of UK immigration law is, if you join the country, if you work for 6 months you can then invite your ENTIRE family to come into the country on a Family Visa. In short, Mr Khan who is a Dr comes over. 6 months later, his wife, their 6 children, parents, wife's parents and his grandparents can all come. Which means NHS, schools and other services as needed to cover them and they don't all become doctors.

So, sorry for /pol/ diversion but this has meant that players from Brazilian league and shit end up in Spain.

One of these men has a royal honour, and the other one is Jimmy Greaves.

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It's the law to let in EU players but it's not the law to deny certain non-EU players work permits.

2. Okay.
3. It would be a bit but that might make it even more exciting. That's how it is in Belgium. I think what's important is that the financial difference between the clubs is kept to a minimum.
4. The standard line is that the competition meant Sky and BT had to bid more but, actually, Sky was bidding more on its own anyway. I think that having only one provider won't make them put prices up for consumers because there isn't competition between BT and Sky right now. They sell different games and viewing one doesn't mean you don't want to view the other.
5. Yes, over the internet seems to be the way to go. I think how the NFL does it is that you can get a pass for all the games period in a season or you can get a pass for all the games of a certain club in a season.

what happened to that turkish guy city signed a couple of years ago
>inb4 gundogan already player earlier

don't even know who you're talking about lmao

enes unal
got sold to villareal, loaned out and current top scorer at valladolid with 3(three) goals

>15 points between top 2 and next four
>13 points between top 6 and rest of league
>not a single team outside the top 6 with a positive goal difference

How do we fix this shit?