/nba/ fuck editions

we coasting senpai
hornets are playing for the 8th seed

This niggas name is BACON

Why are they 3 games over .500 against winning teams? Meanwhile Houston is 8

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Jaylen Brown will go off for 30 book it.

WE ARE GETTING FUCKING EXPOSED BY THE HORNETS?????????????

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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LeBron might get close to Kareem's points record. He's 6000pts off. It's not unrealistic for him to get 1500pts season for 4 more seasons.

EGod is completely smoking the Pels lmao

>Hornies doing exactly what OKC did to close the gap and win the game

Based fighting for the playoff heat check

Why are the Pelicans leaving Gordon wide open from the 3? It's getting ridiculous. He's scored 5 3s in 14 minutes.

Zion is the real deal.

East for comparison, frauds everywhere

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its time...MANGEKYO DINOSTYGAN

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He really is. LeBron esque finishing.

>basketball noobs would really call that a charge

He's gotta go for broke. It's literally the only thing he can do to salvage his legacy at this point.

>CANTADA

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>Clippers going hard in OT

Zion exhibiting the choker gene tonight

Truly the next LeBron

Ibaka trying to kill Niggas out here cuz he losing.

Fuck Leafs

cant argue with those digits

>my alma mater playing chokelahoma
>my Celties playing pop’s Spurs
Why do they have to play at the same time baka

I think everyone is about to finally realize we don't need Tatum nor should he be considered untouchable

>my Rapties shooting 59%
>losing

Huh?

For me it's the soon to be the 2-8 Zion and a couple of nuggets

>losing to the Hornets at home when they played last night

say it with me CRAPTORS CRAPTORS CRAPTORS

I don’t think anyone believes Tatum is untouchable. He’s just not too good to trade for one year rentals or AD.

Fucking hell you Canadians its not over yet Jesus, you deserve to fucking lose. Have some faith.

God damn this fat ass on the Celtics is fat as fuck

Who has lower BBQIQ, Powell or OG?

He wasn't given up for Kawhi and AD is definitely worth it

Nurse

aldridge poppin so far.

that marcus shart steal into fake pass into layup was sexy as fuck
celties don't deserve someone that can make plays like him

Rockets only scored 63 by the half. Pathetic.

Harden 21 points at the half with 0 FTA
get fucked retards

Celtics couldn’t trade for AD no matter what they were willing to give.

Why is my android getting pop ups everywhere wtf

that tiny pels dancer girl in the red pants is fucking thicccccc

Why not?

Trae Young showing them crackers

Black > white

Rose rule.

What the fuck are my hornies doing??????

Spurs schooling the Celtcucks

MY RAPTIES ARE FUCKING DONE

THIS ENTIRE SEASON WAS A LIE

FIRST ROUND EXIT INCOMING WTFFFFFFFFFF

So you're saying could have traded for AD if they were willing to trade Kyrie? Did you actually think before you posted, you fucking idiot?

They can in the summer

We don't deserve to win this. I hope we lose.

>unironically losing to the Hornets

fucking lmao

What difference does that make again? Either way Tatum wouldn’t have gotten them AD.

Just put the entire bench squad in the game. This game is over.

Justin Luang cost us ANOTHER game with his presence.

G'DAY MATE

Rozier has negative bbiq.

bench mob is finally playing

These Charlotte players are so low-iq

My Celshits actually sign Greg Monroe!!!

JUST GIVE OUR PLAYOFF SPOT TO THE HORNETS I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE THIS TEAM HAS NO SOUL

where we you when Spurs rediscovered Beautiful Basketball?

i was sat here at work watching league pass at 11am on a monday

Ship the entire team to Seattle. I'm fucking done watching this shitshow.

Powell’s BBIQ is 200

There's a massive difference between:
>Celtics couldn’t trade for AD no matter what they were willing to give.

And:
>Celtics couldn’t trade for AD without giving up Irving

Celtics simply didn't wanrt AD that much, and the idea that Tatum for AD straight-up is going to happen is absolute delusion. Tatum, Baynes and two-first-round picks perhaps

Spurs TOYING with the Celts

they needs Baynes

Wooooow we're beating the Hornets when they're finally gassed in the 4th quarter after playing the Celtics in a tough game yesterday. We're so fucking good bros!! Totally not a fraud fucking team!

I don't get how someone as fast as him can get blocked so easily

~beautiful basketball~ is still alive in non-aldridge/derozan lineups

Gordy actually looks good. He's moving like a different person wtf!

Canadians are the most annoying posters

There’s no difference because either way the Celtics weren’t getting AD with a package built around Tatum. Are you retarded? The whole discussion is about whether the Celtics have treated Tatum as an untouchable asset or not. How is this so hard to you holy shit

Nah I can just spot a fraud team when I see one. Enjoy getting let down in the playoffs and Kawhi leaving for the Clippers.

Frank the tank living up to his name

your rapties pass is revoked

How do you spell fraud?

I spell it as R A P T O R S

pathetic

>wHite people

lol frank

There are Canadians who hate anything Toronto related

NICE REFBALL LEAFS

>losing to a nigga named bacon

Heyward is the Celtics best playmaker. He always gets the ball to the right person where you want them.

my celties are losing to a nigga named gay

When Kyrie walks and Rozier walks, at least they will still have a point guard

He's garbage

Wait hold up

my rapties aren't frauds??????

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Potential game winner from kemba incoming lads

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Kawhi “Blackhole” Leonard

Kemba buzzer beater 3 incoming? Because I have a feeling that will be the play drawn up

They're playing a team full of fucking brainlets especially bacon. No wonder his last name is Bacon his brain is fried

Boston Garden eerily quiet, it's almost like they've given up on this shit team as well.

WHAT THE FUCK

I'm fucking done

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BRUUUUUUUUHHHHH THAT FUCKING SHOT!!!!!!

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FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

INCREDIBLE GAMEWINNER HOLY FUCK LAMB

>execute play bongo baby

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRAPTORS CRAPTORS CRAPTORS

Can’t wait for Rozier to go.

Holy fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK LEAFS

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what happened in Rapeters-Horshits?

>be hornets
>be stuck in mediocrity
>kill 3 Eastern playoff teams
uhhhhhhhhh

I can't believe I just turned on the game at that point

Craptors having flashbacks of Lebron game 4 shot

Canada erased

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Jeremy Lamb hit a half court high arching game winner after Siakam made a great defensive play

That was it. The sign of our first round exit. The stamp of fraudulation.

Fuck the raptors and fuck Kawhi.

At least we're hanging a new division championship banner....

lul

fuck leafniggers. day of rake soon, thank you based lamb.

LECRAPTORS

>celshits
>craptors
thank you BASED Charlotte and thank you BASED GOAT MJ

is it just me or did Hayward get fatter?

>Fraudptors.

Bacon and Lamb
Raps got beat by meat

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>celshits
OH NO NO NO

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Want to know why you lost Raptors fans? Because you have no faith. The Basketball Gods noticed this and bitchslapped you as a result. You deserved to lose.

all that's left is deer

based kool keith

now take the 8th seed from the shitty heat and eliminate the cucks for max laffs

Based Kyrie flipping Derozan.

Are you watching the same stream as me? I think this shitty aspect ratio has something to do with it. Or maybe he is a fat fuck now I dunno.

Yes, come join us in the losers room, Rapties

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Time to bring the RBL broship back?

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hahahahaha raptors

BASED Hornies exposing frauds on back to back nights.

I'm watching on live TV. He looks like Lowry when he was a fattass

>Kemba joins Lakers in free agency
>team mates with LeBron now

LEBRONTO STILL REIGNS

I don’t think there are players more statpaddingly selfish than Marcus Morris.

Kool Keith wrote a song for /nba/. He’s a lurker

youtu.be/dDe2SpSqrGM

I have no idea why Morris is the 2nd option on this team to take that many shots.

lol, the Celts are 2 for 17 from 3

Boston should go after Brogdon.

probably because they're paying al horford and hayward 60 million dollars a season to suck ass

Nobody wants to go to racist boston

Jeremy Lamb finna give MJ his 7th ring

>Kidd will be among the serious candidates for the Lakers coaching job if Luke Walton is dismissed, league sources tell ESPN. That’s expected to give Kidd some pause on pursuing the Cal opening now.

bruh duke vs ucf was like an anime

twitter.com/WorldWideWob/status/1109974632667508737

What a fucking lucky ass shot

he's a whitoid manchild who plays video games on his offtime.

is college basketball good lads?

i tried to watch once and i hated the 35 second clock

Milwaukee’s way more racist than Boston.

*misses 5 foot jumper

Story of my Celshits :)

DWade finna bounce my raptor out the first round

nah

is whiteside still acting like a bitch or is her playing hard

>source is W*j

I do. I like when a race sticks up for their own kind.

Spent the last week in a psych ward, was so apprehensive to be released then I get home and it’s like fuck

This years tournament has fucking sucked. Just watch duke because zion is good.

In general its fun to watch because there is non-stop games from 12pm-1am from Thursday to Sunday

>THESE FUCKING DISAPPEARING SQUARE CAPTCHAS

>gowiz

yes he is a backup now. Bam is finally starting over his ass

JERMEMY CHANG DESERVES A MAX

as a Bucks fan I can only pray that this happens.

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are there any crazy qts

No but I don’t have health insurance, I imagine at better institutes there are better looking people. The little girls in the children’s ward were cute if you’re into that kind of thing, I’m not

Celtics should trade Tatum for Fox.

Lebron has to be pushing for becoming a player coach. His legacy needs it. Also it’s probably their best option

even if there is you don't stand a chance moose fucker

How would Kobe react to being called nigger every time he ran up the court?

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Nope

This.

I can't believe I bashed him all season long. Lang would have blocked that half court shot.

why... fox is not as good as tatum potential

Fox isn’t good at all

im on jane and finch pull up

7 games left in this boring nba season...hopefully the playoffs are worth watching

Kobr is an honorary white man

Brogdon's nice but I think their first priority has to be a long-term replacement for Horford, right?

it's going to be hilarious how bad the Lakers are going to fuck up this coaching search. if you just want to hire Jason Kidd or Mark Jackson in the end anyway, why not do it at the all-star break?

welcome back hope yr ok.

I don't get your dumb humour, probably for the best anyway

Sacramento turns them down in a heartbeat, lol. Even if you think Tatum is better, Fox actively wants to be in Sacramento and that's priceless

dumbass

a team fighting for a playoff spot has defeated a team coasting till playoffs. more at 6

for me it's future lakers' coach jason kidd

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What's the funniest possible Lakers coaching hire?

Mark Jackson? Jason Kidd? Mike Brown? Derek Fisher?

byron scott

>6
The news comes on at 5 now asshole

do i play KSP or watch the Celshits/Spuds or even the Kangz game?

spurs and thunder and hoping for the 7 seed...denver will not get out the first round

The Spurs aren't beating the Nuggets if the Nuggets have HCA

what do you know...fuck off or else

Shaquille O'Neal

Celshits aren't making it past the first round

It will definitely be worth watching the Clippers Cinderella story their way to the WCF

why is kawhi celebrating in this clip bros
streamable.com/cmqr5

these niggas are double teaming LMA and he's still draining shots in their faces

He's autistic. I did the same thing.

>Player X will take it.... make it

also why was it not over a back. i didnt watch but if that shows on the L2M report..

awful, awful road team playing against the team with the most pronounced home court advantage in sports? recipe for success

lmao

>celcucks 4/36 on 3s
YIKES

What will happen to Danny Green when Kawhi leaves?

I dont get it. If they want to increase scoring in the nba to appeal to the ADD millenials, why dont they just make the diameter of the basket bigger. Like 3.5 feet or something

Should the Celtics sign Fultz in the off-season?

Just make the whole court a large basket.

DeRozan is Kobe

max contract

What about a third basket in the middle of the court that both teams could score on? Also increase team size to 10 each.

DeRozan is Kobe if he were good

Is it too late for Boston to tank?

>when Kawhi leaves
fuck them both...let the leaf keep our trash players

Has a player ever high fived a referee during a game after a nice play?

You guys joke but im serious. It would increase how valuable good defenders are if the basket was bigger.

The basket is already huge, and it is already very easy to score.

It’s weird watching college ball cause of all the white players

When motherfucking Theis is carrying the team you know it's bad

the biggest difference is how slow they are, even some of the black guys. It's like they're running in mud

Hayward quietly having a great game.

is Tommy Heinsohn autistic?

Please Lorde let Durant have a mild ankle injury and sit out the rest of the game

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Thats not the point. The point ia that they want more scoring and they could do this by increasing the size of the basket.

They want to increase the pace of the game. More scoring achieved by making the basket larger will not result in increased activity, just increased chance of success. What the NBA wants is to reduce down-time or time spent aimlessly pounding the ball on the wood.

A larger basket will do this too. Guys will be shooting more instead of dribbling with a larger basket

BASED ALDRIDGE DROPPING 40 FOR MY FANTASY TEAM

Boston is filled with wiggers that still wear 4x ecko shirts

i said to yall niggas yesterday that my horneties would beat the baby dinosaurs today and some leaf said it wasn't happening because they weren't bad like the Celtics lmao

u br?

I want to see celtics x suns bo7

This punk ass Celtics team is so soft not once have they even have a comeback game all year

which team is the most kino?
>Spurs
>Nuggets
>Clippers
>Heat

Knicks

Is Jimmy Butler elite?

The bad guys are all losing today

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Remember when Jeremy Lamb was traded for Harden?

I would have him around top 15-20, probably a top 5 two-way wing

I don't know where you draw the line of "elite". I don't think you're winning a title if he's your best guy.

>cockshits won
>warriors up double digits

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The Thunder acquired guards Kevin Martin and Jeremy Lamb, two first-round picks and a second-round pick in the surprising deal that was completed Saturday night. Oklahoma City also sent center Cole Aldrich and forwards Daequan Cook and Lazar Hayward to Houston.

"I would love to Thank Oklahoma City for 3 amazing years!" Harden tweeted Sunday. "Teammates and Fans were thee best. The love will always be there. Thanks Again."

basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/253060/Jason-Kidd-To-Be-Candidate-For-Cal-Coaching-Job-Waiting-For-Lakers-Opening

>jkidd right now

he is acting like he did great in milwaukee and NJ instead of causing drama

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Rozier is so fucking awful

Monroe and Yabu thicc squad. Celtics will be unstoppable

ye bro why?

>tfw thought Rozie would drop at least 10 points tonight

what a fucking EMBARRASSMENT

>most unstoppable player in the league

it's literally impossible to not give the MVP to James Harden

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Celtics are obviously tanking to reach 6th seed.

The thing is the Pistons aren't winning that much either.

based brazilposter

they're 6 games back with like ten games left. No way they can catch the celtics. Boston should have been fighting for homecourt

>celtics could still technically miss the playoffs

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why the fuck did the Raptors sign Jeremy Lin again?

To be an inclusive team

bro it's not like he's a minority there, it's Canada.

my god man those digits

Any given night

You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuck, your team’s weird
Alright
You yellin' at the ref,you weird team
We doin' this once
Your team’s weird, why you yellin at the ref?
Ainge just hit me on a text
Last night I dropped fifty on the Nets
Wait, you just dissed me? I'm perplexed
Insult me in a game, compliment me on the next, damn
I'm really sorry you want me to have a heart attack
Was watchin' Celtics on my NordicTrack
Realized I forgot to call you back
Here's that autograph for your daughter, I wrote it on her starter cap
Dan, Dan, son, listen, man, Brow isn't mad
how you think you won but drafted a damn bum?

The giant's woke, shots open, undeniable
Supplyin' smoke, got the crowd stoked
Say you got me in your hopes, but you grazed me
I say one call to Isiah and you trade me
Trade deadline got your fans yelling, "Woo"
So before you lose out let's see who can out-petty who
With your corny lines (AD wait till summer)
Ow, Danny, ooh, but I'm only 26 still outselling you
By 25 I had six all star appearances that had blew
Now let's talk about somethin' I don't really do
Trading loyal players not paying them stealin' food
But you're a fuckin' mole hill, now I'ma make a mountain out of you, woo!

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AD so ugly

Kuzma is nothing without Zo

All coloreds are

Letting Rozier walk will add about 10 wins to the Celtics total in 2019-2020 season.

Warriors look a lot playing with Bogut than they do with Cousins. Bogut looks tired af though.

He’s shit, I remember when people were saying he’d be too expensive to keep.

Cousins was pretty damn good when KD were out

Aldridge is based though. No meme 3 chucking.

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2 things that i actually just saw at the gym:
>an elderly white man in a chance the rapper "3" cap
>a car in the parking lot with a half-naked anime girl decal that covered the entire rear window

I'd like to think that the car belonged to that man as well. and if he does, i'd also like to think that that man is probably reading this thread as i type this.

Sounds based.

What does the 3 mean on Chance's cap btw?

Lebron is so washed. Literally Melo tier washed.

Lebron vs Rudy Gay, who would u rather have

Is the other fantasy Canuck here? How you doing bro, Aldridge really went off for us, eh? My entire season is down to this Kings - Lakers game. My opponent has Rondo, McGee and Hield - if they collectively get 3 more steals I lose. Otherwise I win.

>Durant 11 points

THANK YOU BASED GOD

NOW I NEED FOX AND BUDDY HIELD TO CHOKE

chance the rapper style seems to be combining words he finds in a word generator

bros will the Lakers actually lose to the Kangz?

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Just checked and I thought I was winning until I saw that I'm now down by 1 in the fucking STEALS category.

I need McGee to get 2 steals or else I lose. FUck this fucking shit I'm so goddamn mad right now.

Fuck

Well I’m sorry bro but if McGee gets 2 steals I most likely lose. Hopefully he gets exactly 2 and Buddy and Rondo get 0 so we both advance

threes and assists are within reach for me right now and I have LBJ and KCP (lol) and my opponent has Bagley so I'm feeling pretty good rn...

I'm so frustrated. I was winning in steals until i saw Fox got 3 right now.

Why the fuck do you have KCP?

Whatever happened to Dwight Howard?

desperation I dropped Mirotic whose pretty much done for the season... My league still allows pick ups this late so why not

Actually I need 1 steal by McGee if Barnes and Fox shit the bed for the rest of the game. If I tie in that category I still win.

FUCK. LETS GO MCGEE

Okay man I’ll root for McGee to get 1 steal, even though it’ll make me nervous as all get out

It's looking grim.

So does mine, but weren’t there way better options out there? How many people in your league?

Bagley and Trae will unironically be better than Luka.

>this entire thread is just a fucking Canadian talking to himself about fantasy basketball
what the fuck bros

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maybe there were better options but I have recency bias from that 35 point game he had

I dropped last minute Jabari Parker, Sataronsky and Taurean Prince to pick up Wes Mathews, Rozier and Bellineli to get some scoring and they all shat themselves on court.

Fuck all these scrubs

I warned you about Scary Terryble man

>Drummon gets a steal in garbage time

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Cousins is great, haters

He actually makes the Warriors way worse when he’s in the starting lineup, even though he’s individually a great player

>luka and trae will share ROY
how would you feel about that?

Trae Young is so good, better than that cracker.

Mad because white bois don't deserve awards

True. Part of that is that the Warriors have been coasting since he came back. I think his biggest problem is he takes too many shots, especially too many 3 pointers for a guy shooting 25% from 3. But the Warriors clearly want him to be taking that many shots right now, and they can always cut back on his 3PA in the playoffs.

On the other hand he gives them a ton of physicality, defense, inside scoring, rebounding, and bully ball they don't really have otherwise. Getting 20 minutes of that a night is huge. And Bogut can't really do that.

Ya I lost in steals. It's over.

I lose because of a 4-4 tie in all categories. Absolute bullshit. Fuck the league runner and fuck Fox.

It will be interesting to see how he responds to having his role scaled back in the playoffs. He’s already an enormous liability on defense, but that wouldn’t be an issue if he wasn’t also stealing shot attempts from the 3 other way more efficient players on the starting lineup.

Kerr should have given him the bench and let him dominate there. He could have put up his big numbers and not mess with the starting lineup flow

>Jason Kidd

Oh no

OH NO

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League commissioners are fucking evil. The one for my league extended the trade deadline after it was over without telling anyone so he could steal away Doncic.

Nobody cares about your fantasy basketball nigga

>Rondo steal
NO WHAT THE FUCK BENCH HIM RIGHT NOW

Legit. Are the Nets gonna low key make a deep playoff run. If that happens and Knicks don't get Zion it's over for the Knicks like fans left will straight up and quit the team.

IT'S FUCKING OVER THE LAKERS ARE WINNING THE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON

No more steals, no more steals, no more steals, no more steals, no more steals, no more steals, no more steals

Lakers dont make the postseason again

Check em

I think people overstate how much of a defensive liability he is. He's slow, yeah, and they have to protect him from switches and stuff, but he's also crazy strong, has great defensive instincts and timing, and is easily their best defensive rebounder, which more than makes up for it.

Also, it's probably best for them to use him as much as they can in the regular season to iron out the kinks even if it's not necessarily the most productive way to use him.

By the ghost of Wilt those digits

At least Laker fans are still here. Kangz shitters disappeared as soon as they lost the 8th seed.

7 and they win finals

>this one canuck talking to himself about fantasy

Mine added a 2nd injury slot and picked up a really good player immediately

Careful or ill curse them for another year

>Lakers fans are still here
My foot, they disappeared after that win over Houston.

I've been talking to myself about fantasy this entire time and none of you have noticed lmao

LMAOOOOOO PELLYS DIDN'T TRADE FOR KUZMA

when you tip the ball and it goes out, either if you force a turnover of the opponent keeps possession, it doesn't count as a steal

now, why does a block count as a block when your team doesn't gain possession?

the real fantasy is that you havent noticed that we've noticed

Kings were the biggest meme of the season besides the Lakers

Looks like the Lelkers are fucked

You stopped the field goal from converting with your hand

Lakers fans are completely gone from here, won’t expect them to resurgent until free agency

ZionGod and SexGod will lead the Cavs dynasty we deserve, at least 6 chips easy.

Cavs already squandered many first round picks. Trae, Huerter, Zion and John Collins will win many division titles

This could have been a good game for playoff position if the Lakers and Kings were such disappointments.

Calling the Kings "disappointments" is crazy. Going into the season people expected them to be competing for a top-5 pick (to hand over to the Celtics), not have a fringe chance at a playoff spot

Complete polar opposite of the Lakers season

>yfw this happens

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Getting wrecked by Harden has led to LMA wrecking the Celtics.

Ty Lue

>mfw

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Knicks really deserve to have their pick convey fifth desu

Just took a big Lonzo.

So nobody really takes the Celtics seriously anymore, right?

>only 6 shots
WTF KD

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Guy I met in the psych ward said he thought they’d turn it on in the post season

Mentally weak.

What would the Bulls do if they won the lottery? You can't play Zion, Wendell, and Lauri together.

Coincidence that the Kings playoff hopes died when they traded for Barnes?

nope

Why does LeBron keep slipping?

this fucking Lakers game is hilarious, Lebron really showing how washed he is with this last quarter

I’ve thought about this, the main issue is you can’t play Lauri and Zion together. Shouldn’t trade Lauri or Zion either.

They have too many guys who are underperforming and can't get out of each others' way. They need to figure out what to do with Brown, Tatum, Rozier, and Morris. And unfortunately the answer is probably "try not to play them."

Barnes has been weirdly good for them? I'm sure he'll go back to sucking next year tho

And you can't even pretend to play Zion at the 3, cause you have Otto Porter

I feel like they have to trade down in that spot, as crazy as it seems

McGee had a steal
Fml

RJ Barrett is going to bust

I’d trade the pick, Dunn, and Felicio for the second and some nice filler. Still pick up a solid player in Ja Maront and can probably get some nice draft capital back going forward, start a mini war chest. Bulls front office would blow it though

Didn't amount to shit for me since Fox got 5 steals.

Goodluck my friend. I lost in the semi finals.

I still can't believe their dumb asses fell over backwards into Lauri, Carter, and Porter

such a solid core

If Hield, McGee or Rondo don’t get a steal in the next 16 seconds or turnover the ball, I’m going to the finals

Just have an auction for Zion and see how it goes 2bh

Great performance by the Spurs

Shump and Zbo were their veteran locker room presences and they got rid of both. Also, Shump was playing decently unlike in Cleveland

Consider: Dave Joerger deserves coach of the year simply for managing to get both Harrison Barnes and Iman Shumpert to play winning basketball

Dave Joerger looks like a fag

nah they're gonna FRE to pacies

I'm so mad right now

Psst!
Tell the king to de-activate his playoff mode but activate his excuses mode.

It’s okay brother, I’m going to the finals. I’ll win for both of us

Lakers? More like flakers

Godspeed brother

Lakers?
Let me dig up some stats to prove how terrible Kobr and Jordan was.

Kobe was terrible tho

Lebron is going to come out after the last laker game with some sort of cast to make it seem like he was hurt.Screenshot this

Kobe? More like *builds a brick house*

Jeremy Lamb with the miracle buzzer beater

>lelkers and queens missing playoffs
Eat shit forever, losers

>only literal insane people think the Celtics dont suck

Celtics trade: Horford, Tatum and Smart for 4FRPS
Pelicans trade: AD and Jrue

Celtics lineup: AD, Hayward, Jaylen, Kyrie, Jrue
Bench: time lord, vet ring chasers

That’s a perfect starting lineup cause Kyrie is a natural shooting guard and Jrue can play defense. They have playmakers, shooters and defenders in their five. They would be a matchup nightmare. Guaranteed 2 rings at minimum.

I got my dick touched by a 4/10 in a psych ward once

pretty sure the Pelicans aren't going to want to trade Jrue

Trade porter

if the Warriors get the Spurs in the 1st round they're fucked

which big name free agents will toronto sign this off season

even if you wanted to do that, Zion's not actually a 3

he can play 3. If you want to technical he doesn't even have a position. He played PG in high school and PF/C at Duke. The guy is versatile

Night losers

very stressed and scared about my life anons, and i can't even fall back on the belief that my Knickies will be good at any point in the next 10 years. fuck this gay earth

VC

None, like always

They only beat teams under .500, they're just a bad team

The Nuggets are going to be the worst top 2 seed since the 2007 Mavs and lose in 5 in the first round

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need a ride or die? what the fuck does this mean crumpet

How many times are the nuggets going to lose the 1st seed?
>fuck editions
This guy gets it

gonna go with Spree
>choked coach
>turned down 5 mil a year because he had to feed his family
>had his boats repo'd
>owned the patent on spinning rims
it doesn't get any more hood than that

i think it means thug

Dumb emo goth vampire cracker.

my celtshits :)

Would they hide IFF the Lakers legit strikeout on big name free agents again this offseason and try the "one year deals" once more?

Wouldn't it depends on who ends up in 7th? Or are they legit going to get a FRE?

Laimbeer and KG are the only player who would fight to the death for a teammate.

45 rebounds is absolutely disgusting, yes he was a tall man, and his arms look like fucking stalks, forgot where I was going with this, fucking guy though right?

With the way the Celtics are playing now all of their young stars are useless fodder.

It will the take the current Celtics beating the Pacers, Sixers and a few games against the Raptors for them to retain any kind of trade value that the Pelicans would covet.

If the Celtics get bounced in the first round or get free throwed to hell in Philly in 6-7 games all of their trade assets is worth less than garbage, Kyrie is fucking off instantly and Brad Stevens deserves to get fired.

Can't imagine a Terry Rozier led Celtics when Kyrie walks. Yikes!

Kyrie Irving
Kevin Durant
Lou
Danilo Gallinari
Montrezl Harrell
SGA
Landry Shamet
Patrick Beverley
Ivica Zubac
Vince Carter
And three literal whos already on the payroll

The Clippers have enough money to make this happen or with a number of variations. If Kawhi Leonard is put in place of Durant, it frees up another 7 million. If some other player wanted to do what DeMarcus Cousins did this season and take a small contract just to get in on the action, the team would be totally unstoppable, assuming the players on the Clippers right now continue playing dominantly.

Are the Nuggets allergic to the 1 seed or something?
The fuck

Based on this pic, are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer?

I'm a based Zoomer (born 1998).

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They don’t want the beat down GS will give them if they come within striking distance again.

I think the Spurs can go in the finals

*stronger than any NBA player*

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>Vince Carter

Based 20 year vet Kyrie been looking for

Plus it would be his last year as a player so it would be kino for him to get a ring

I wish this was true.

>kyrie
>in boston by next season
wew lad

horford is a fat senile retard and no one would unironically trade for him

B-b-b-but he's ruining the game!

Steph will be dubnation lifer, isn't he?

Sounds like Canada

Make a wish

Kangz a shit! Imagine losing to LeSlip

Called in sick to work bros

This isn’t happening. Shut the fuck up.

Of course its not but it could. I dont think Durant will leave the Warriors if they make it to the finals, but Irving will almost certainly leave the Celtics after their first round exit, if any player chooses the Knicks over the Clippers at this point in free agency they are making a big mistake. This all becomes more possible if the Clippers somehow manage to push deep into the playoffs. I think the most far flung trade there would be Vince Carter but that would just be the cherry on top. Durant/Irving in LA is a total possibility, they have the cash.

Imagine going to Knickies and having your phone wiretapped by Dolan. Sure is an attractive free market destination :)

It's all up to Pop and whether or not he can take advantage of Defrozen while masking his weaknesses. That and whether or not Patty Mills, Bertans, Bryn Forbes, and Bellinelli can drain the 3

i guess we'll have to tank harder if we want to lose to the queens you know what i mean haha

youtube.com/watch?v=6hcE6H1LpaQ

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Yeah doesnt this guy just look like a ton of fun to be around? Its great that hes “trying to ingrain himself within the locker room culture” of the Knicks. Im sure his past history of drug abuse and notoriously volatile temper make for lots of hilarious stories.

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It must be frustrating being a Celtics fan. Tons of talent, picks, and a good coach. Blow out the Warriors in Oracle, lose to the Spurs in the Garden.

what does game back mean

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Games back from 1st place.

Celtics suck ass

Checked

Checked

arigato

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The Miami Heat pink jersey is kino. Don't @ me.

Given the roster and the hype, OKC have had a pretty shit season. They're currently in the same spot they were in 2016-17. That's what they're paying record luxury tax for.

They're going to be so bad in about 2 years.

Digits confirm.

I remember when they played GS close in the first game of the season with no Westbrook and people here said they were the second best team in the NBA and super deep.

Kek at MVP/DPOTY PG13

This thread has been on fire

>fuck editions
>SEXton
i see what you did there

Redpill me on the Pistons

Look at me Westbrook...

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Look at me!

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Im the captain of your knees now

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Wtf I love New Balance now??

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What’s there to discuss? Shit team

>having pictures of another man's shoes on your phone

ugly af

Why did the Celtics regress so much this year with a full roster? Why doesn’t Stevens call timeouts when other teams go on runs?

if kd doesn't stay then he goes to the clippers or nets, right?

honestly the warriors fanbase is so toxic. kd needs to remove himself from this abuse hes getting and go to a fanbase that'll appreciate him.

It's a perfect shitstorm.

The young dudes from last year think they're hot shit and cannot accept that they're second banana to Kyrie and a returning Hayward.

The other players probably know that Kyrie has one foot out of the door and Kyrie has been a piss poor leader despite having a great season statistically. The young players want to jack up their stats for a massive payday so they stink up the joint. The AD rumors also collapsed Jayson Tatum, he's never the same since the All-Star break.

Brad Stevens has outed himself as a meme coach and he's not a championship level coach.

Overall Kyrie is a shit leader, gets blown out by Lillard and Kemba Walker since he plays zero defense and despite being insanely clutch he's a poor fit with the current Celtics. It'd be hilarious if Danny Ainge trades everyone but Kyrie just so he can accommodate someone like KD.

Kings

hes going to the wizards duh...

hating this hard just cause it's NB...baka

>Brad Stevens has outed himself as a meme coach and he's not a championship level coach.

He was good for overachieving with scrappy players but seems to lack the ability to control egos in the locker room (inb4 14/15th year vet), he should've gotten an assistant gig first instead of jumping straight into being a head coach for a rebuilding team. Brad is going to be the next Pop they said

>Giving the bag to Kyrie AND AD, who had bad reps for being injury prone

If they can stay healthy enough then it wouldn't be a problem, but if they consistently get injured then the "rebuild" pretty much failed if the team underachieves in the playoffs

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>Gordon Hayward has a good game
Win by 20
>Kyrie Irving has a good game
Lose by 20

>Kyrie is the best player on the Celtics

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He will come to Clippers with Kyrie Irving and mentor SGA

Probably

Yeah, unlike every other basketball shoe ever made ever.

hush, whiteboi

where muh Lakerposters at?

oh that's right, y'all twisted y'alls ankles jumping off the bandwagon

>Playoffs

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roasted ya’ll

>4 games tonight
>i care about none of them
what the fuck is this shit bros

Fuck the Lakers

I am excited for Bucks vs Rockets tomorrow....

I want OKC and Portland to lose so I sort of care about them

there's only about two weeks left in the regular season

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do players use new shoes at every game ?

Nets vs. Blazers might be good.

feel like my life is falling apart and need to take a break, lads
what's worse is my fucking Knickies aren't playing until fucking Thursday
how are your Mondays going?

Yes.
Every game, every practice.
Every time the go into the locker room they get a brand new pair.

>not watching OKC and hoping for another Westshook spergout

Kyrie is undeniably clutch and everything, but I can’t think of anyone who is not 13 years old that would want him to be the best player on their team.

he's acting up because the celtics are legit better without him

Remember when Trey Burke was balling for like a week?

rachel nichols or michelle beadle

Would much rather my club spends $30million on Klay than Kyrie. Kyrie is always hurt and has never played in a playoff series without Lebron James. Does not give a damn on defense and needs the ball at all times unless he's conceding it to a top 3 player of all time, which he wasn't happy with either.

Why does Joel Embiid live rent free in that one Leaf's head?

>Why doesn’t Stevens call timeouts when other teams go on runs?
This is the most inexplicable part of the Celtics decline for me, seen them time after time amass big leads and then the coach allow the other team to go on a massive scoring run with no timeout or adjustments. I guess he sucks ass.

What is it about zooming in on a image that makes it infinitely more comedic

Check em

Wisconsin has never had the word nigger trending on twitter. Boston has.

>100 points
>32 free throw attempts
BASED

Have an internship interview in 30min. Wish me luck /nba/, I’ll treat you to something real nice if i get the position

internship for what?

Engineeeing stuff

nice, good luck man

Utah would legit drop them in 5, Spurs in 6

It is

Atlanta is the most racist NBA city, possibly Memphis. Neither of those cities are safe for whites to walk around in.

roid boy is back lads. Jodie Meeks is back on the menu

Atlanta is so racist they had to draft a crackhead over LukaGod.

Stevens is only praised cause he looks like a post graduate stem student and runs good ato plays. Dude cannot handle locker room egos (70% of nba coaching) and was routinely outcoached by tyron lue and fred hoiberg.

>quavo on the bill simmons podcast
>bill: defend the Luka/Trae trade
>quavo: it was good for the culture
Hmm quavo what the hell does that mean?

It means niggers wont support a white no matter how good he is.

Haha Lukas poor white ass would have been robbed in first month in Atlanta trying to grab some food at 10pm or something.

atlanta got another pick and they needed it. that roster needs an overhaul plus young has been playing well lately so another fultz has been avoided

like clockwork, leave it to whitoids to use every chance they got to stress that AGSHUALLY whitoids are the true victims

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The Hawks have been sued multiple times for anti-white racism in their front offices. (Always by white women)

There you go money, keep the focus on trying to find white racists. Cry cuz somebody in Boston said nigger.

Doncic is future all NBA though.

I think it's how many push-ups you can do.

miss me with your sissy ass persecutory delusions, laura

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you are the nigger who started crying when the racist city list isnt dominated by who you want it to be.

Rookie seasons:

Magic Johnson-
18 PPG 7.3 APG

Chris Paul-
16.1 PPG 7.8 APG

Jason Kidd-
11.7 PPG 7.7 APG

TRAE YOUNG-
18.7 PPG 7.9 APG

>it's another /nba/ pulling a /pol/ack episode
Go watch another sport. We love black men here.

you're not the smartest cookie in the jar now, are you. poor little white boi.

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One common demonintator among these players, with the exception of CP3, is other players really enjoy playing with these guards. Easy to amass a career total with a real facilator bringing the ball up the court.

jfc you even shitpost like a nigger.
No effort

luka?

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NEW already

It's going okay

Is winning rookie of the year.

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Rachel Nichols