/heem/ this is the thread edition

>Cant even make it to fight day without his body exploding
Yoel flushed him physically

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Maycee Barber?

No Why would I, I'm bald.

>5 pound bar

Name 50,000 people more famous than schaub. I’ll wait.

Yoel is the most overrated fighter on all of heem. He is an olympic wrestler who loses grappling exchanges to Brunson and he gasses harder than Mcgregor unironically.

All he did was blacksplode on Weidman and Rockhold who both have absolutely terrible chins.

Israel decisions Robert

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Brainlet

Maycee Barber

I accept your surrender

I could Heem your dad

Whittaker wrestlefucks Jacob

>unironically
Discarded

yoel is white

>another dog
imagine the smell

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Showtime desu

JJ Allforehead is a Trevor Whitman product. Nice "striking"

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Which fighters are vegan? I know Bruce Leeroy, Trujillo, and Ashlee-Evans Smith are. Mac Danzig is but he’s retired. A lot of the Blackzilians guys also tried it out and went more plant based in the long run. The Diaz bros and their crew are pescatarians but still mostly plant based. Sean O’Malley is a fraud and exocommunicated. Fuck him and Tim Skippy. Schaub has contemplated veganism

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She won the story of the fight. Maycee Barber (future youngest champion ever) got exposed

Calvillo
Barber
Ladd

WMMA is the future of fighting and was unironically the best thing about last nights fights. Don’t respond. You mean absolutely nothing to me.

she literally started crying after getting punched in the face

Nothing wrong with that. Wears her emotions on her shoulder sleeves. When I got into fights as a kid I would yell “ouch!!! ow!!!” every time i got punched, i like it, it’s raw emotion, it’s authentic she’s not a phony like Brian Ortega

she shouldn't have been wearing sleeves in the first place

Thoughts on Maycee Barber? Be honest. I’m not fucking kidding.

>namefag

off yourself!

thick

I could unironically heem her

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Guys, please don't call me an incel but i really am not digging this shitty format with Megan Olivi on the desk, Karen was okay but this was just bad.
youtu.be/WWlbQOJuaUc

If you hadn’t realized already, the two heemcords alongside the main asp one have agreed to prioritize making Maycee Barber a meme here. We’re going to make this happen whether you like it or not

id like her to sit on my face

Probably the biggest bum the UFC has a hype train on

heem discords don't actually exist

>which karate meme gets heemed next?
Horiguchi

No clue how megan has a job
Her voice sounds like shoes squeaking on plastic flooring

Tenshin already did that

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what a knockout pettis is ready for masvidal

so is tenshin still boxing this gervonte guy?

shut the fuck up you incel bums I'll beat both of you into a living death
Megan is the employee of the month for the UFC every single month
As an American you are lucky so you get to watch her show live whereas they don't broadcast her on BT sport over here. I'll kill you I swear to god I'll fucking heem you like I'm Prime Schaub and you're Ngannou.

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THAWTS????????????

youtube.com/watch?v=wtU4bKdQ3tc

back up doo

Maycee Barber's father started the gym she trains at because he was getting beat up at his old job. Notice he's 100 pounds overweight. When Maycee was 16 years old one of the striking coaches at the gym got arrested for sexually abusing an unnamed 16 year old girl who trained there. Her father Bucky then changed the name of the gym. Around the same time some BJJ autists got mad saying that the gym, including Maycee, was misrepresenting their BJJ credentials.

Women will still argue they are equal to men. Even Cockhold is eatmogging Megan here

I feel you

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For me it's Croatia's brave Satoshi Ishii.

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>extremely obnoxious and totally unsubtle Dragon Ball jacket
>Sailor Moon tshirt
This kid is fucking based and would heem Mug Rose

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Hell no. He'd unironically die

all of /heem/ except me on the left

Based average fight fan

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THAWTS

youtube.com/watch?v=EtpMCH5BZKA

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Would you accept $165,000 in exchange for CTE?

well heck golly gee why not

imagine getting submitted by canda largenose

now imagine how much worse the average american woman would look with a shaved head wearing that

>dag gummit, the ol' noggin just don't seem to work as well as it use to

this is the only way to pose with your favorite fighter

>Thompson flushed
>pettis won but flushed
What did they mean by this

Why do white fighters get KO'd so easily?

Real southern American man, they just don't make them like ol Tommy anymore

I would prefer the pretend getting RNC'd

thinner skulls. black women on average have the thickest skulls.

White brains evolved for high IQ, not concussion resistance.

>ufc schedules 50% more fight cards
>let’s half of roster walk to bellator

When is Dana going to ban grappling? He must realize it's the most significant detriment to the growth of the sport. Ban grappling and the value of the UFC doubles overnight.

grappling is by far the best part of the sport seeing as absolutely not one single person has a shred of boxing ability

>african-americans have thicker skulls

depts.washington.edu/bonebio/bonAbout/race.html

fighters who "sit" on another fighter for longer than 2 min need to be split

true. women can't do anything but hip toss, they can't shoot for a double, so you get spicy fights versus dog shit hw men "fighting"

this is the most retarded shit ever and for once Joe is right about it
If someone is sitting on you for 2 mins then do something about it faggot. Stand ups are a joke, you are literally winning the fight if you're dominating somebody with wrestling. Hopefully this shit will be phased out now that wrestlers like Khabib, Marty and Askren are at the forefront of the sport instead of heemsters

pettis in a manner of speaking is currently the middleweight champion

Imagine being a number one contender and win against the guy who is 15-0 but only earn as much as a fat american cut baby woman who missed weight and had only 6 fights

Bruce Leeroy beat mini Pettis

>go on a date
>really hot grill
>walk through the city
>eventually have a drink somewhere
>eveything going perfectly
>at the end of the night she asks me to come home
>fuck yes
>dick is diamonds
>get to her place
>she kisses like her life depends on it
>take off her clothes
>her body is fucking incredible
>she is really really into it
>she is horny as fuck, her pussy is literally dripping
>as i'm eating her pussy, she grabs my head wirh both hands and pushes it deeper into her pussy
>dick is ready
>i'm really into i want to ram my dick deep into her cervix
>grab the condom box
>can't fucking open it
>feel my dick go soft
>"oh no... it's happening again"
>use one of the condoms she has
>it's small as shit doesn't even fit when flaccid
>dick goes soft
>it's gone
>lick her more, kiss her more, fingerfuck her
>she is so into it it kills me i can't get hard
>after a while of kissing/touching, i feel it get harder
>immediately reach for my condoms
>the box finally opens
>grab the condom packet
>rip it open
>grab the condom and inmediately try to put it on
>can't fucking find the right side to put it in
>go soft again
>kiss/lick/carress more
>get hard again
>use another condom
>its not fully hard but itll get hard in her pussy i tell myself
>goes soft again

i'm gonna cry /heem/ bros

bigger fluke than Lennox Lewis vs Hasim Rahman. There must be an immediate rematch

>get sat on
>can’t do anything about it for 25 full minutes
yikes

why do people care about athlete pay but not the pay of anyone else

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Sildenafil 100mg.

I think you're gay my guy.

Literally carry around some cialis or something

You're gay. Get over it.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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too real

how is this real i cant last through foreplay without cumming unless i buy those completely numbing condoms or take a lot of adderall

pop 1/3 a viagra first, no way i'd be able to bang the tinder sluts i do without

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stop jacking off so much, you are desensitizing your dick.

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This is me but unironically

>the anons of /heem/ have erectile dysfunction
I wonder what the correlation is with of Prime Schaub posting and not having a working penis

I bet you wouldn't have any trouble staying hard if there was a black bull there to fuck her while you watched.

im older than schaub unironically and still have the problem

r=0.99

Why not just watch GLORY kickboxing?

I have severe erectile dysfunction. I haven’t had a boner in two months and I DETEST Brendan Schaub

nice bro science

I want to eat Olivi's taco

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this

one trick I’ve learned is that how your body is positioned will affect how fast you cum

for example, laying on your back you can cum in three seconds, but standing up will take five minutes

its literally because ofanons need to stop fapping for a while, not for nofap meme shit but to restore the strength and reliability of their erections

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>be a Schaub chad
>dick works like a dream
Funny how these things work.

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How long you last has nothing to do with porn. It is a paychological thing that goes way deeper than that. You are either naturally a confident alpha or not.

Name fighters who have been KO'd by someone 2 weight classes below them

I'll start us off with an easy one

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1. filled with bums
2. large boxing gloves
3. restricted ruleset compared to MMA stand-up

Randa didn't miss weight and the reason she got paid so much was because the ufc awarded her a 50k performance bonus. So in actuality she made 46k and if she lost she would have only made 28k. Now if Jussier had lost he still would have been paid 55k

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When did sex become an endurance competition? I cum in under ten seconds because I can
#AlphaShit

that was a fluke

it's the condoms bro
the only time it happens is when i have to put on a condom
condoms are the fucking worst
why do stds and pregnancies exist

My dick operates perfectly fine it is just hilariously small

Bros did your dick grow after age 18?

Reminder that the win of Pettis raises Sperguson's stock

this is the redpill

No. I have a laughably small flaccid penis though. My erections are massive and beautiful though. I’ve been told my penis is very aesthetic

Get condoms that actually fit and don't strangle your cock.

When did Serra fight at FW

I can barely get through foreplay. However, as soon as I put my dick in, I want to cum.

Poor wonderboy

He needs a big spoon to comfort him from behind

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I agree with this. Robbie will win the eventual rematch

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someone with shite pass please go make a better version of this

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Serra at best was a BW

on the left

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Punchers chance applies to everyone. And it was behind the ear

Shame we never got a Serra-GSP 3

GSP is the former UFC middleweight champ

>Punchers chance applies to everyone
>And it was behind the ear

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I just got my gi in the mail today and I'm starting BJJ practice tomorrow.
My white belt skills dictate that I could heem every single one of you

lel

Dodson > TJ > Assuncao > Masvidal > Till > Thompson > Whittaker > Jacare > Mousasi > Hunt > Struve > Stipe

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reminder that Blaydes pooped his pants last night

Brb, re-watching Bloodsport:Karma

tremendous discipline to clench tight and not let it leak out too much

I would beat the shit out of you IRL

Put on the gi

Let's go a few rounds

She missed by one pound and she is fucking big. Her was pretty bad too. She has ko punches tho.

There's a one pound allowance for non-title fights. I don't like it but that's the rule

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You now remember Justine Kish shitting all over the octagon

You now remember Johny Hendricks slipping on it and getting KO'd

>putting on a gi
>sparring based on rounds
Not quite how it works it BJJ

Prime Schaub>Matt Mitrione>Fedor Emelianenko>Hunto>Stefan Struve>Stipe Miocic>Prime Ngannou

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>tfw you couldn't be there to say superman punch after pettis heemed wonderboi

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I wanna see bloatlord Mouse vs. Aoki at 170

Brendan Schaub!!

Come through to my gym and we'll put you through the meat grinder young man

Why does Pete Davidson look like he has breasts in this picture ?

shut up you Gracie Barra punk the white belts at my gym would berimbolo your gay ass McDojo professor

Based big ben

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cerrone is flushed

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Prime Schaub>Matt Mitrione>Fedor Emelianenko>Hunto>Ben Rothwell
Sorry lad but it checks out, it was a fluke.
Schaub wins the rematch.

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His current look is the most kino of his career, hopefully he heems Smouldering Al

Al will piece him up

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No one is getting put through a grinder in a gi.
My school drills no gi like wrestling.

*loses to hannah cifers*

*gets robbed*

i learned how to heem on the streets
you'd all get slept

>no gi
Is your gym LGBT friendly?

Schaub’s A+ athleticism, crisp boxing, and elite ground game is a nightmare matchup for Jon Jones

Can we agree that his v Hernandez look was shit. Mohawk+Full beard against Perry was kino though

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i see what you're talking about. why does a allegedly pure blooded lithuanian resemble a new york jew mongoloid?

Rose is FUCKED.

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>Heemed sleepy before the fight even starts
Not looking good for our Jessica

Will our boy Derek Schott ever recover?

she makes me not hate all homosexuals

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>Fucks your whole division, nothing personal kid.

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instagram.com/p/BvSKEpoFKuW/
>wake up nunes, it's all over.

HGH HEADED COAL BURNER

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Brendan Schaub>Mirko Filipovic>Hiromitsu Kanehara>Jeremy Horn>Chael Sonnen>Jon Jones
Wake up Jon. You're finished.

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Christianity is back on the menu

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>COAL BURNER
Seething lil whyboi

how does this not happen more often?

I've never tapped, not even in sparring

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I want to have sex with Megan Olivi

wonder pedo and toilet till- both Karate meme lords who suck dick at fighting

do these count even ironically if for instance masvidal lost to thompson, asking for my wife's son

33 + 33 = 66
the combined age of waterson and kowalkiewicz
>yikes

Masvidal won the story of the fight in hindsight

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Nice gif Vladimir can I borrow it?

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Till is not karate. He just has a wide stance with low hands

Of course. It's a free country

Olivi leaked nudes would explode my dick

>tfw Marc Goddard tells you that it's a fight one more time

the going soft inside her thing has happened to me cause i choke my dick

she's an anorexic midget and she's old enough to be your grandmother plus she's a cunt who got my account banned

till is muay thai and the way he spars there's no surprise he has no chin left so early in his career

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>my account
top kek

What's wrong with you?

Till has a Muay Thai background not karate, and it's also worth noting that Pettis has a Taekwondo background

she would get femhandled by Andrade since she's a wrestlefucker too and is better on the feet

Jessy is hot af but doesn't have what it takes to be nearly a champion belt

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am i reading this incorrectly or does it not make sense

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Megan has never taken a nude in her life

Have sex seething incel

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damn.. like em both.

Deleting your chin is EXTREMELY redpilled. As is being pillowfisted. Raw technique gets appreciated more rather than relying on retard attributes. Your legacy will be cemented as a true artist

>about to get a McNuggets payday and ride off into the sunset
>the UFC or whoever the fuck spergs out because they need a title match on main event
>McNuggets doesn't take the fight and you end up fighting a jobber instead
Cowboy must be so angry. He is going to flatten al

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the fights really sucked yesterday, if Pettis didnt get that meme KO I would have forgot that card existed

>see you in the title fight Henry CejuGOD

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Maybe he shouldn’t be a boring manlet and people would respect him more.

youtu.be/8OPgY8UsIFc
Was the the biggest celebrity appearance in TUF history?

Thats been a lot of cards lately. Solid prelims but not really memorable. Shitty main card outside main event with some exceptions to this of course

Do you really believe Cowboy is better than Al?

People like you are the reason I invented heeming

Believe? I know it.

Post your slip

Al is a fight pass prelims bum whose best victory is a loss against Khabib, a fight he wasn't anywhere near good enough to touch and would never have gotten a shot unless Max didn't pull out

I’m not allowed gamble. I’m only 18

The dynamic of good prelims/bad main is gone, it's all kinda flat

Cat deserves a rematch

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the admin who hangs out on /heem/ is a britfag. no surprise considering its the biggest nanny state in europe. fucking low income freedom hating zilch. lol go march in the streets to have a redo on the vote you fucking retarded fascist. theyll kill you first btw.

based and magicpilled
he will be champion, they may as well give him the belt right now

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Do you remember when Cowboy got served a 3 piece combo with soda by Jorge Masvidal in his hometown?

Estonia is the toilet of Europe.

Remember when Al got the life beat out of him in boxing by a wrestler

fuck the Gaycheese card is terrible too, main event is amazing but still

Cowgirl isn't a wrestler, he's a sloppy striker who got KO'd by Toilet Till in under a round

you invented it

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There are a couple interesting fights

I literally dribbled when Andrade knocked out Karolina

What a mistake that was!

When you stop seeing the fight cards as the main course, and realize they are just appetizers for the Big Brown Breakdown, it really gives a much healthier perspective

Our boy is making his return to the octogon

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whos the next fighter to get toilet added to their name

Wew Stephens heem'd this guy so badly I even forgot about him

I'm going to win with the picks solely due to you retards having boners for Michelle and thinking that will mean she wins
She is gonna get heemed

Lavatory Lee

Toilet Guychee is next

kek

I picked against her in both the Casey and Herrig fights. I've stopped resisting

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he can lose every fight and never be a toilet

i thought Emmett was unheemable with his goblin mode but Stephens ended his meme way too quickly

Spectacular
Charismatic
Handsome
Amazing
Unmatched
Brave

p4p rankings are such a meme lol

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John Jones

I can't DC was allowed to meme himself into being GOAT
Take him out and the rankings are fine

If Lee beats RDA, WW top 10 is going to look absolutely shambolic.

Just swap DC and Jon. Two best fighters on the roster but obviously Jon is better. kebob is fine at 3, wgaf about everyone else

Based underwater heemer

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DC is nowhere near second best you bum
If Max and him were size equalised Max would heem him into a living death

Lee wont beat RDA

We're just going to have to agree to disagree my guy. Whaddya say?

we have seen several LW's find success at WW but seems hard to sustain it

>If

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I am not so sure
LWs like Pettis and RDA are moving up and turning into munsters, we will have to wait if Lee becomes one too or just becomes held back by the excess weight

A 5”10 193 pound Cejudo beats a 5”11 190 pound Aldo

WW is about to get flushed as a division and they'll all be forced to move upto MW like Whittaker

>Aldo
>Losing to wrestlers

A 5'6 125lbs Prime Schaub heems DJ

oh yeah why do you think that

>tfw your boy unflushed himself

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You read it correctly. I can maybe last 30 seconds at most if i pull out a few times. I found out a few methods that might help, next time. Next time might be a long time, which means is likely

Waterson is a true renaissance woman

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>tfw the age of cutbabbying is ending
Can't wait for Max to chase Fatbib out of LW so the meme will end when we see him when he's not a 200lb guy fighting manlets but is facing GOATren or Marty and he gets fucken wrecked

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But Marty is the biggest cutbabby of them all.

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Wonderboi said he might move to 185, he should have done that right after Woodley beat him the 2nd time and gotten that Whittaker title shot but now it's too late

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>the age of cutbabbying is ending
>posts the biggest cutbabby in the industry

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I bet Violent Poo Ross Poois Poona misses weight again

Khabib is not a big lightweight, he was 166 the week of the fight with Conor.

Dana needs to tell violent sideshow bob go 155 or gtfo

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Marty will eventually be pushed back to his weight as well, they all do eventually

McNuggets hasn't cutbabbyed since UFC 194, what year are you in my guy

Left heems right

Wonderboy Rockhold. Winner gets a chin

Rockhold got heemed out of the division and moved up to LHW my guy

I know asshole. Leave me alone!

lmfao

Wonderboy is too small for 185

Straight up wrestling against Romero? I think people would be surprised

he could become uber wonderboy

Uhhhh?

>Walking through the park holding hands with your gf
>See webm related
What do you do?

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he looked bigger than Whittaker in their fight, how is he too small?

Yoel would beat Ngannou. I'm not even meme'ing.

Did Wonderboy-Pettis break the MMA meta? Has it changed the sport forever? It’s almost we were in a simulation and Wonderboy was supposed to and HAD to win for reality to be constant and fluid. The sport cannot be looked at the same. Nothing is absolute and truths don’t exist. The better striker, the better fighter. These don’t exist. Not in the way we thought

I dedicate every day to bringing my life to be more like Schaub. A family. Success. Wealth. Tell me what the problem is?

Taller yeah. Not thicker

the wrestlefuck era is gonna be action packed

Didn’t we jst have two 170ers schedule for a title fight?

>someone who fights with his hands low got KO'd
There was nothing surprising about that at all also wonderboy has always had a questionable chin, no one seems to remember he got dropped by Ellenberger

Whittaker was like 22 years old. There is no way he could make 170 anymore

A big reason of why Jon is so good is that he isn't a cutbabby some of these fighters will sacrifice 30 lbs just to be able to fight someone 4 inches shorter and they still get heem'd

>has a mega chin even when cutbabbying
>second longest winning streak in company history
>we haven't even seen him at his full power
Just how powerful is he going to be at LW? Will Dustin be okay?

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End height cutting

rematches usually go to the previous winner

he sounds worse than shaub when he tries to string together a sentence

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who was in the wrong here

youtube.com/watch?v=-qmOwtPdThY

Poirier = Ngannou
Max = Blaydes

crustin poorier is a can and will never win a big fight

Max was like 20 in the first time and it was his first UFC fight
He has improved astronomically compared to Dustin.
20 year old max wouldn't have heemed Aldo twice but he worked to that level
Dustin is getting murked

Untrue

I was more hyped for Holloway/Khabib for the brief period that was actually happening than for Ferguson/Khabib

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>Dustin hasn't improved too

When is Motumbo fighting again?

Till and wonderboy were wining both fights until they lost

After three years training gi and no gi, and getting a blue belt. I have to admit...

Eddie Bravo was right all along. The gi is garbage for MMA. Grappling in a gi is like having super glue all over your body. The friction or two gis smashed together is powerful and will hold you to your opponent. And the gi grips lead to bad habits and sloppy technique. In gi jiu jitsu, you can cling to the gi for dear life and have control and offensive options that aren't there without the gi. In no gi, you need to rely 100% on controlling your opponent's body instead of his gi.

I thought he was a meme, but he is right about the superiority of no gi for MMA. And about the moon landings being fake, also.

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Decision, fight, story of the fight, battle, war, winning until you lost and vice versa.

What other platitudes are there?

Wouldnt you say there’s some comparatibility between the gi and someone’s clothes in a street fight?

>Tfw your boy has never been KO'd or submitted
>Tfw your boy has never even been rocked or dropped

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b and r
bjj doesnt work in street fights

In many ways Wonderboy won the fight

Oh yeah for sure any time I'm fighting someone I always ask them to put on their skin-tight rashguard my dude

winning the crowd

i dunno dude. skin on skin is kinda gay

yeah, but he lost already, so he is a loser by definition

Jones really is blessed by god

Marreta will fold him like a deck chair though

>it took him 3 years to get his blue
If you are a white belt for over a year you just need to quit, maybe you should try knitting
You should be close to a Purple promotion by 3 years

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t.smif poster

Yes, especially as a leaf. If I did have to defend myself, there is a real chance my attacker(s) would have a heavy coat on just because it's cold as fuck here for 5 months each year. This is one reason why I think gi grappling is worth training in. I do try to avoid relying on the gi too much, even when training in the gi. There are a lot of bad habits you can pick up.

But for what Eddie said, I'm only talmbout MMA not self defense. If I had to do an MMA fight, I wouldn't even want to look at a gi until it was over.

Jacare, Werdum, Do-Bronx, and Maia all train in gis but FOR SURE you're the submission expert here

im just glad the point fighters got punished

A three year purple is McDojo tier, unless you are training full time as a serious competitor. My gym won't give you a blue belt unless you are a killer.

It's not gay unless you pop a boner.

The rashguard is slick, but making it harder to control an opponent is good. If I can hold somebody down and choke them out in a rashguard, I can damn sure do it even easier if we're both wearing T-shirts or hoodies.

this

but can you do it if you're getting repeatedly heemed in the face by an Ngannou-esque drunken individual?

Charles Oliveira submits Poosman

I'm not saying never train in the gi. I do both and will continue to do both. I just think if you have a fight camp coming up, the gi is a waste of time. Eddie was right to say it, and it took some balls to be one of the first big names in jiu jitsu saying this.

Brazilians are super old school, these guys can sometimes be set in their ways. Werdum is one of my favorite fighters ever, but he came up in the early 00's. Does he not train no gi when he's preparing for a fight?

>Does he not train no gi when he's preparing for a fight?
He always tranes in the gi and they show his preparation in those long embedded type documentaries

The Gracies are a bunch of bums whose meme got ended by Sakuraba years ago
Eddie is obviously right

I would Schaub anyone in this thread

watch your underwears

Wrestling is and will forever be the best base for em em eh.

I trained in boxing before I'd even heard of jiu jitsu, so I'd say maybe. I was never a great boxer, but I'm durable and I'm pretty sure I'm good enough to handle a drunk guy even if they're a bit bigger than me. I'm also a southpaw, which will fuck with most people without striking training.

Just training in BJJ or just training in striking is a meme. You need grappling + striking, even if you are only into martial arts as a hobby.

use Schaub as lube

Werdum is so damn good, he's a munster. But would he be even better if he trained more no gi? It's hard to say. I think he might.

Sakurabi is a legend. But the Gracies are at least smart enough to realize what works and what doesn't work. The kimura is bigger in jiu jitsu than ever.

i want viana to do that to my dick

Can't wait for gus to debut at bantamweight, tough match up for cejudo desu

Meant to reply to this hehe whoopsy

cringe

post a more wholesome post fight speech. protip you can't

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pettis threw that same punch like twice before and nearly got wonderboy in the same side-kicking situation, was only a matter of time before he hit him

Heem
Everyone
Especially
My refs

Stop watching porn and using death grip when fapping. See 'your brain on porn' to learn more. Porn causes erectile dysfunction. Srs you're a young man you shouldn't be having this problem. Take a break from porn.

Do you lads remember Roganwatch?

been there mate. I have terrible social anxiety and OCD. awful attributes for getting high stakes erections

Call Whittaker and rely on my Cardio till he gets there.

yes, wish more of those vids were saved

Do any of you guys train? Care to share what kind of equipment you use?
>hypnotik Bjj sandstorm came gi
>yokkao red shin guards
>white 10 oz winning gloves

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>what kind of equipment you use?
i know a guy

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Oh boy guys sure can't wait for leon edwards vs kamaru us-

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Beetlejuice lowkey runs the mma world

youtube.com/watch?v=KUKoP0CoCoE

We are still seeing the fallout from the IV ban

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Meme shitpost. IVs have zero proof of being better than oral rehydration. It’s just a comfort thing

How is Thompson so frail?

Complete retard, you do both at the same time not one or the other.

Oh so now you just drink a little more then! God youre fucking stupid.

Also the point of an IV is to replace oral rehydration dumbshit.

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Yep. That’d be my only response to if i was a stupid faggot that got BTFO

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Keep it coming. I need your tears for lube

just use your IV bag

I did but then it took a ban to the knee

No but for real everyone drank water and used IVs concurrently you're a tiny brain nibba if you argue that it was meant to replace.

You don’t use it concurrently. That’s the whole fucking point of the IV you stupid fuck. It’s for incapacitated people that can’t put down liquids themselves. If they were using it concurrently then the issue is again easily subsided by drinking more with your mouth like your dumb whore mother you stupid fucking nigger

Paulo Costa was filmed with an IV and he had a water bottle next to him, guess Natty God was just confused

My new girlfriend looks like Anderson Silva

the jpg is accurate.

Heeminder not to spar like a retard and be a cutbabby

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>Tennessee State Athletic Commission doesn’t release fighter pay info, so none of the following salary data for the event is official.
Heem yourself

he shouldn't be allowed to fight again

Randa Markos has an I N C R E D I B L Y U N D E R R A T E D submission game

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Yes people can do it concurrently. It doesn’t make it any more efficient you fucking braindead fucking poodle. What part of this IV is no more efficient did you not follow? You talk like such a stupid reddit bitch

if its the same as drinking water then doing an IV would allow you to "drink" more than your stomach could hold, dip

what doesnt she use it more often

How much water do you think people drink you stupid fucking nigger? Are you such a fat nigger your stomach is stapled?

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Stupid fat nigger is back to being a stupid fat nigger

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“I cant drink too much water i need a needle in my arm!!”

-Stupid low income fat reddit bitches
DockGOD out. I got six figures to make. Gonna chow down on these edibles for a nice night of sleep

Fuji is the best, nice minimalist design
Gis with a bunch of patches and logos and shit are absolutely atrocious

>verbal tap

Isn't true that when a fighter severely dehydrates themselves to make weight USADA will grant them an exemption to use an IV if ordered by a doctor

Dont mess with dockbro hes a big guy

What's the verdict on Meesh's butthole? Is it bleached?

yeah, for gnomes

Not part of this autistic shitfest, but IV's are banned because they can be used to mainline masking agents

Yes i am a mestizo
Yes i am heeming you
Yes i am replacing you
Yes i fuck wh*te women
Yes i have a wh*te gf
Yes i i will take your job
Yes i vote Democrat
Yes i use welfare (wh*tes literally pay me to do nothing)
No drumpf won't deport me
No he wall won't be built
No there won't be a race war
You've lost
Me and my folk have won

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es normal

Fucking hell beet is still alive?
Get him on the show howard you fucking jew

I seriously thought he died like 15 years ago

I thought IV's were more effective too, I guess not. From the USADA website.

usada.org/iv-infusions-explanatory-note/

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>from the offices that brought you "pulsing"

I train Muay Thai and I use Boon shinguards and gloves, and Winning headgear for when I do boxing sparring or for competition

Would be more convncing for them to post the studies that show they are nearly the same instead if postulating "good studies for the thing we want to ban don't exist".

What are your thoughts on Novitzky's most recent explanation on why the m3 metabolite appears on certain test within a specific time frame but not on others. He said that the m3 metabolite pulses with correlation to Jon's training camp, when his training intensity peaks that's when the m3 metabolite appears

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Jannie are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok jannie?

Reminder that USADA is on ufc's payroll, this bald jew is bad at lying too

I think that Jon has been using stuff for a long time and so has TJ. When TJ tried to cut to 125 some of that shit seeped out his bones. Same thing happens during Jon's camps, guarantee Jon has a super oversized heart when he dies

>headgear

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I'm gonna have to agree with rockatansky here, imagine wearing headgear
>m-muh cauliflower ear!!!
Don't get hit on the ears so much

Schaub said headgear isn't necessary unless you're a beginner or a kid

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Did you see how Maycee was able to get her ear cauliflower ear fixed. I thought it was permanent and now I wonder more fighters don't get their ears fixed too

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Cons of headgear
>limits vision
>makes you a bigger target
>uncomfortable

Pros of headgear
>1 ounce of padding

My doctor says my headgear makes me handsome!

he's a master of using the cage though isn't he?

getting rekt by a cheat tainted drug abusing untouchable sociopath would do that to a person

>tfw Hunto moved to Australia to get around NZ blocking Yea Forums

Kevin Lee is going to flush RDA

Wake up Miesha. It's all over.

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>sociopath

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Pettis has a delicious latina gf tho

For me it's the Italian mixed martial artist, from Naples Italy, Luigi 'the violent Bob Ross' Penna

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Tfw waiting for mmajewhour

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The Mortal Kombat era where you could wear whatever the fuck you wanted is by far the most kino era
MMA is gay as fuck now with the reebok shit

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I would be perfectly ok with them wearing whatever gear from other martial arts. I wonder who would wear what because they can limit you in other ways.

>kills santos, reyes, and walker in his next 3
>moves up to heavyweight and heems DC, Cain, and Miocic
>retires before the Ngumbo fight

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clothes absorb impact if you didn't know, it's unfair

based dependably fair play brazillian

so you're saying it's not feasible to wear a suit of armour in the cage?

Lineker heems him in the 3rd

Now that the dust has settled...

...who would have won in prime GSP v Silva?

Silva no doubt

I started on no gi but I actually got involved in gi because I thought the traditional side of it was cool, it'd really be like that sometimes

Silva

GSP takes him down and wrestlefucks him for five rounds

I agree with you in that regard but I hate the autism that some academies impose over getting to use their own uniforms or only the ibjjf approved colors for competition, most people just want a good exercise/hobby and get fun of it

Headgear it's good to avoid scratching your face and in the case of the bar headgear, getting your nose broken

Tfw can't train anything worth a shit because I'm blind without contact lenses and don't want to deal with it falling out,sliding,or blinding me with a hit in the eye. I don't wanna roll around with dirty fucks ending up with staph.

That's why I said I wear it for competition (required) and for boxing sparring (you get hit in the face a lot)

Reminder that flushing is not a meme and is actually real
Take a look at the before and after fighting GSP records for fighters

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GSP > Bisking > Silva

>he doesn't fight in the pros
>he spars in head gear
pssh, keep walkin.. kid.

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Bisping got slept by silva

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>fitch
based wrestlefuckers

He won the story of the fight

This was a dirty fucking rat move and Bisking beat him anyway
Anderson's wrestling is shit, he got embarrassed by Chael for 5 rounds. GSP would mog him even harder except he won't get retarded at the end of the fight
GSP dominates

gsp is a finishlet who got flushed by a featherweight and dominated by a real canadian
imagine him point-fighting vs prime showtime silva KEK

you are wrong, gsp would get submitted on the ground or ko'd on the feet, he's a known chinlet

yoel would smash prime silva

>serra could make featherweight
this is a shit meme that needs to stop catching on

I always thought Silva would just be too big and rangy for GSP. Look at the way he controlled the shorter wrestler in Hendo, though he's far less dynamic than GSP.

>The Yoel is invincible meme
>Finished by a literal can in strikeforce
>Decision twice by a welterweight

Prime Silva would ruin Yoel

It's not Yoel's supposed incivility which gives him his mystique. He just presents the most threat of sudden explosiveness of any fighter on the roster, making him prime dangerous, maybe behind Walker now.

Wake up Tony
It's all over

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>Finished by a literal can in strikeforce
that never actually happened; it was a comedy routine he was trying, a bit

Yoel is a fucking bum
Beating over the hill geezers like Kennedy and machida is not an accomplishment and KOing Cockhold and JUSTman are even less of accomplishments
The second he fought a decent fighter in Whittaker was the second he was exposed.
Get this Reddit shit the fuck outta here

>Felice Herrig

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>I get impatient like a long bid - get so vexed I hit the wrong kid
anyone else know this feel?

>pettis=champ
>wonderboy=not a champ

It's that simple.

>using condoms
come on man

spotted the t*rk

When I wake up only got one thing on my mind.
Brendan
Fr*ggen
Schaub
That’s what I’m talmbout

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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how much do you bench?

>Baddest man on le planet
HW and LHW are worthless besides JBJ. Yoel would heem DC.

He didn't, people are terrible at telling weight. Sure he's broad but he's skinny, there wasn't as much weight difference between him and Pettis as people are pretending. He was smaller than Till and about the same as Masvidal. Just average Welterweight, Whittaker never should've been at 170 he's all torso.

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Thawts about meisha tates nude leaks?

New fappening on Yea Forums apparently...

I take it back, just a bunch of literal whos...only person I recognized were Tate and the Avengers chick (Olson?).

Why hasn’t Schaub released his dick picks yet?

She looks better with clothes on. Tits are misshapen and body is boxy

4:13, good choice

But her vagina is 10/10. Not a arby sanwhich or look like somone punched a hole in a wall like hope solo

Rothwell legit got lucky with this blitz and Schaub was destroying him.

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i wonder who she shaves for

When was the last time Herb flossed on a nigga this deep?

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Me

More and more fighters with the low hanging hands getting caught

Friendly reminder to KEEP THE CHIN TUCKED IN BUDDEHS
twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/886708384287776773

(Worth watching)
(REALLY)
(I'm serious)

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Kron Gracie doesn't. Tells you everything you need to know about gi-training.

>Fight slightly more offensive than usual
>Gets heemd stiff
Poor Wonderlad

My dad said he deserves to get knocked out with a name like Wonderboy.

Jacare mainly trains naked.

/heem/ bros
she just texted me
she wants to see me again
i'm afraid
i think i'm going to be thinking about this the entire time and i'm again going to go flaccid
when this shit happens, it literally only happens when i have to put a condom on

what do bros
i really want to fuck her
she's hot
and she's into me too

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Your dad deserves to be killed for procreating a child like you

Reminder: GSP tapped to signify the end of the half way point of the *fight* He won the second half convincingly.

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Hendricks tapped in r1 btw

If you're an angsty guy then try practicing putting on the condom til perfection.

Wake up heem

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what does his tattoo mean?

I feel this. I cum every time so soon. Pretty brutal.

well that's gay

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>he doesn't have "mixed martial arts" tattooed on his chest

Kindly leave this thread user

let the bingo make the thread

>i made my 13 year old dog hike 20 miles yesterday
#goodforthesoul

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Fedor made a career swinging from the hips, hands low. Now he is getting heemed left and right, but this didn't used to be the case.

what's everyone's sherdog account? i'm "better every day"

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when exactly

I'm niel

Cum cum on tum tum

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New thread
New thread
New thread
New thread

>six posts early
Why do you care this much?

>heem not in the subject
I do not recognize this as a valid thread and wait for someone to make a not-illiterate general.

>incompetent newfagposting

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THIS is the thread

This.

Get in here:

>not forcing it to carry her pack