DAILY REMINDER THAT THE HOLY EUROPEAN EMPIRE /HEE/, ALSO KNOWN AS THE 4 EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT CONQUERED MAINLAND EUROPE AT SOME POINT IN HISTORY ARE THE ONLY RELEVANT COUNTRIES IN EUROPE.
11 STARS.
WHERE MY FELLOW /HEE/ BROTHERS? GET IN RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
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Netherlands losing to a League B side is utterly humiliating. They can no longer be considered /elite/.
In the Nations League finals
Their squad is 10x better than yours, engpaki
that's france's flag
Shut it frenchie, you'll keep on dancing for the only relevant country in Europe like you've always done.
Germany and Italy together have the majority of stars.
The holiest alliance
Basé mon chère confrère
Conquering Europe through incest marriages don't count. Sorry Spain.
>irrelevant qualification game in a group where we're both confirmed to advance anyway
oh my lel
will send you a card from the elite finals, frog boy
We Elite?
Your bum-bum is still a little sore-sore from that loss to Deutschland, isn't it waffleboy?
based Alberto Barbosa
im here enjoying myself you non elite loser
the natural order of things is about to be restored finally
WHY THE GERMAN SON OF BITCHES FOOTBALL TEAM ALWAYS HAVE LUCK IN QUALIFIERS ?!
England have the best squad after France. Just look at the depth at, for example, fullback positions: Shaw, Chilwell, Rose, TAA, Walker, Trippier. We are overflowing with talent.
dont be too sure (;
good thing you included a reply by EU or else i wouldn't have understood the joke
More like overflowing with shite.
England's squad is fucking garbage, literal who strikers
>imagine being an actual country
lmao
>0 german or french clubs in the CL left
so this... is the power of /hee/...
What's this? Do i hear a N*tion League Trophylet Barking? Nice Wooden World Cup you got there HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
0 spanish teams either.
>but barcelo-
is catalan
THESE GERMAN SON OF BITCH FOOTBALL TEAM ANNOYS ME WITH THEIR ANAL LUCK IN THE QUALIFIER GAMES FOR YEARS !!!
Based and eternally elite
>Shaw, Chilwell, Rose, Trippier
>thrashed by Kazakhstan
>struggles against San Marino
imagine owning all these countries in your monetary union
>Replying to Sc*ts
You're only degrading yourself.
That's one position. But look at the forward line: Sterling, Kane and Sancho. Potentially world class. Then you have Rashford (who can easily play at CF) and Hudson-Odoi as well. Don't act like the academies haven't generated a good crop, Jock, especially when you modelled your system on ours.
All CL quarter-finalists except Chilwell, who is a top talent.
It is neither holy, European or an empire
ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY BASED AND VERY MUCH ETERNALLY REDPILLED
t. Seething Scotsman
WATCHING GERMAN QUALIFIER GAMES IS MORSE WORSE THAN SUICIDE BECAUSE IN HEAVEN/HELL/WHATEVER YOU ARE FAR AWAY FROM THESE LUCKY BASTARDS !!!
nice wooden president too
shut up murat no one cares
I was refering to the finals as in the final phase of the tournament my fellow elite brother. May the best team win.
God i can't wait for us to destroy you fags in the nations league
GERMAN QUALIFIER GAMES ARE LIKE GAY ANAL GANGBANG WITH ALWAYS THE SAME LUCKILY RESULT !!!
>Germany second in their group behind Norn Iron
>Spain and Italy only equal at top with the decidedly mid-tier countries of Greece and Sweden
Absolutely pathetic
>european Yea Forumsartans that aren't on that list almost certainly haven't witnessed their country win a CL
How do you live with that feeling? I wouldn't know
>Kazakhstan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
The swiss will dab on you
Remember that Donaldo will be playing, you are fucked
This.
Yea i'm thinking we are back
Based
based
let the nations league cucks toy around with their mickey mouse trophy while we go all out for the euro
I never liked the French before I came to this site but you guys are aight.
It's the British who are despicable
That image is inaccurate
AT THE ESTONIANS HERE:
IF YOU PLAY AGAINST GERMANY IN JUNE KICK THE LUCKILY BASTARDS IN HOSPITAL IF THEY AGAIN WIN LUCKILY IN LAST SECOUND !!!
I MEAN THE PLAYERS. OF COURSE ONLY THE PLAYERS.
>Shitaly scraping past Finland
>Spain needing refball to beat Norway
>France the molesters of Moldova
>Germany getting dominated a nicking a lucky win
Weak
*wins 5-0*
Lol. Try qualifying for a tournament.
Ah yes against the almighty Czech Republic
AT THE ESTONIANS:
I'M AGAINST VIOLENCE BUT IF THE LUCKY BASTARDS BEAT YOU ALSO LUCKILY IN LAST SECOUND YOU NEED TO HIT THE GERMAN PLAYERS FOR HUMAN JUSTICE !
They're unironically pretty good.
They're pretty good, actually.
Czech Republic: Ranking 37
Finland: Ranking 59
Norway: Ranking 48
Moldova: Ranking 170
Netherlands: Ranking 14
Germany: Ranking 16
So out of all those teams, Netherlands and Germany were the most difficult. Out of the rest, England played the hardest team.
What do you think about these lucky bastards?
>Italy
Starting to resemble a team again, don‘t play super smooth but are getting there.
>Spain
Need some managing changes but when that happens they can go full autismo tiki-taka again.
>France
They‘re good, you dong.
>Germany
We go through up and downs, soon we will have regained our full power.
Meanwhile your team has been stuck at being bad for decades. You guys need to realize that you will never win a trophy if you don‘t pull a 2004 or 2016 Euro.
it was just banter portubro,Long live the elite alliance (:
What a pointless post
>losing 4-0 to Australia
>"They’re unironically pretty good."
Right. Also, how did >we her refballed against Spain? That penalty was crystal clear. I’m not implying Spain played amazing or anything, but they clearly deserved to win.
>Firendlies
meh.
Can you imagine an EU team we would be unstoppable for the next 1000 years
>A whole EU team versus a whole SA team
That sounds pretty kino desu.
Now remove Italy and Asspain, add England an Belgium.
why do german*ds hate us but also wanna be like us?
>Netherlands look like a meme, and certainly have a meme manager
>Portugal have TSU who might clutch a win but otherwise not special
>Switzerland
I'd give us a 40% chance of winning the cup.
>it's always a french flag
>The choker of Croatia
i thought it was about real madrid
>the rest of the mainland in this thread
>LUCK
>losing against a "non-country"
>twice
>Imagine calculating your chances of winning a friendly cup
THE ABSOLUTE CITY OF BONGISTAN
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mainland europe is for fags though
>fags
fuck off yank
>spain
>relevant
What?
you had empire within european borders and you won continental cups in football, you are relevant.
Catalonia are relevant, Spain aren't.
>empire within european borders
centuries ago
>won continental cups in football
a decade ago
The golden age of Spanish sports is over lad
>Catalonia are relevant
Too bad we're relevant because our only competent politicians are in jail or exiled and those doing their job now are fucking retarded
>centuries ago
that's the case for everyone
>a decade ago
better than half a century ago like the brits and your team is still frightening in my standarts
>your team is still frightening
Bro did you not watch Russia 2018, Spain was embarrassing there
Our football NT is still decent but I don't see them winning another WC or Euro any time soon. Just like in basketball there was a golden generation that could beat anyone and win anything, but many of those key players are now either retired or too old
We need better wingers, and cb's, everything else is good enough
>Bro did you not watch Russia 2018
yes, you were very unfortunate to lose your manager a couple of days before the competition started and your loss in round of 16 with 80% possession was kinda weird, why are you listening to other countries laughing at you ? be more confident, everybody would be scared to have you in their group, only the deluded ones would say otherwise.
Spain is quite decent once we get rid of Asensios and Moratas
>why are you listening to other countries laughing at you
Partly because they're right and partly because I dislike the whole "La Roja" concept and all the hype around it back in the late 00'-early 10s
I support Spain in sports like basketball and am neutral when it comes to other sports, but when with football I actually want to see them lose just so the collective arrogance of the country gets knocked down a notch.
>collective arrogance of the country gets knocked down a notch
kek you sound worse those lefty faggots we have who start hyperventilating when they see a German flag
i don't like to larp as a redditor but that's a cringe for me
But this has nothing to do with politics or flags.
>not in the Nations League finals
>elite
Pick one
Probably better CFs too. What about Martinez at CB? Is he any good there?
Classic boomer, living in the past.
Reminder #1:
You will never win anything of value ever again. The Nations league elite are becoming the defining forces in European, and indeed international football.
Reminder #2: That the A bunch of brainwashed Americans and Soviets invaded the European continent after the French immediately capitulated to the Germans who had already capitulated to collective suicidal autism. Spain just shat all over themselves for literally no good reason, they're lucky that the AMERICAN, Ernest Hemmingway went out of his way to try romanticize their shit eating, so they get a pass from anyone who isn't paying attention. Italy though ineffective at literally everything they did (and still try to do) manage to come off as some bumbling victim of circumstance so they get a pass as well.
They're just trying to cope with the massive chip on their collective shoulders.
I'll expand on the /Elite/ not being absolute mongs
>England
Ordered up a load of brainwashed Americans to kill as many Germans as possible
>Switzerland
Sat around eating chocolate while laughing their asses off at the hordes of autists killing each other
>Portugal
Told England that they'll sit out the giant autism melee
>The Netherlands
Their women gave nice blowjobs to the invading Germans and/or Americans. Very polite.
Basato & Basaten
Heh, nuthin personnel, /hee/.
Angevin/Plantagenet are French you dumb French in denial
>we wuz french n shiet
What sort of formation do you intend to utilize to start all those fullbacks?
A back seven with two in midfield and a false nine. Defend really deep and when we get the ball counterattack really quickly with four fullbacks flying forward.
>Henry
>Richard
>John
>French
sure thing, man.
>plantagenets were not french because their french names were anglo'd in my books
lmao
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>*ngloid education