Native National Team

What would your national team look like if it were only composed of native players ?

Griezmann is a german portuguese and Lloris is spanish

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11 literal amateurs. unless you're willing to allow people whose families have been here for 3+ generations, in which case it'd be merely terrible

I thought Laporte was Basque

I don’t think Native Americans have heard of soccer yet

What if they are half native? A lot of our team are half nigger half english, (Alli, Kane etc)

Why is Count Dooku your goalie?

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Melanoid pharoes be tha real natives of Europe. U cavebeasts came from the caucus mountains and be WHITWASHING wid yo lies

Do you even have to ask

It's not that bad

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Lineup today was pretty white. I guess De Bruyne for Tielemans but dunno who as a striker, prolly some shitter from the pro league.

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Basques are native to south west France

If Ruffier and Laporte are natives then Lloris is native as well, He's of Catalan descent from Parpignan IIRC

What about the Hazards

Someone fix Portugal


>Anthony Lopes, born in France
>Raphael Guerreiro, born in France
>Kevin Rodrigues, born in France
>Adrien Silva, born in France
>Pedro Mendes, born in Switzerland
>Cedric Soares, born in Germany
>Pepe, born in Brazil
>Rony Lopes, born in Brazil
>Ricardo Ferreira, born in Canada
>Danny, born in Venezuela
>Rolando, born in Cape Verde
>Gelson Martins, born in Cape Verde
>Gedson Fernandes, born in Sao Tome and Principe
>Edgar Ie, born in Sao Tome and Principe
>Jose Bosingwa, born in RDC Congo
>William Carvalho, born in Angola
>Helder Costa, born in Angola
>Danilo Pereira, born in Guinea-Bissau
>Eder, born in Guinea-Bissau
>Bruma, born in Guinea-Bissau

Hard mode: only Mainland portugal allowed, no islands

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Why excluding Lloris? At least its a solid defense

Difference between European and Arab immigration :

Portuguese or Italian use French first name

They're native despite the memes, their parents' first names are Thierry and Carine.

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P. López; Carvajal, Ramos, Í. Martínez, Alba; Busquets, S. Roberto, Isco, Oyarzabal; Morata, Alcacer.

>native
What's the definition of 'native'? 3+ Generations? Scotland had black players in 1870's, granted they were from British colonies but still same shit.

>Composed of native players

Just kys.

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What counts as native? Do you mean born in the country? Or some arbitrary number of generations born in the country?

>What counts as native?

The entire opposite of your country.

Giroud is half italian

He could be Native American you racist. Spain is pretty fucked then because first you were raped by Romans, then raped by Muslims, then raped by French and Portuguese and British and now by Moors. How far back do we go?

Goretzka and Sule are not German surnames

always knew werner is a nigger

Hummels is a nigger now?

Then why are they muslim?

Europe's Team

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Converts

Pickford
Matt Lowton - Maguire - Keane - Chilwell
Henderson - Dier - Ward-Prowse
Madison - Kane - Albritghton

absolutely terrible

>Lowton
Who the fuck? Why not Trippier?
Why Albrighton and not Barkley?

Kane is half Irish, pretty sure Maguire is half or full can't remember.

Tripper and Barkley are mixed race you mongo

1/4, not half

>half
More like a 1/4 or an 1/8

I literally had to explain to a native girl from the rez what the World Cup was

They're octaroons

Not even that awful desu

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>putting de Jong twice just to fill up the team

trippers dad is actually black

his dad is mixed, trippier is 1/4 black.

*fails to qualify for another tournament*

t. Slips in Toblerone & Topanga

no, his dad is black

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he's literally mixed but ok

this is what a black person looks like btw

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mulattos look black

Luuk de Jong is born in Switzerland, not a native.

>born in Switzerland to two Dutch parents who happened to live there at the time
>not native

Courtois

Vertonghen
Alderweireld
Vanheusden

Meunier
KDB
Dendoncker
T. Hazard

E. Hazard
Mertens
Renaud Emond

we killed all the natives here

>he doesn't realize this thread is just a thinly veiled /pol/post
If he's white, he's "native"

HAMBURGÃO GOXTOSO

>natives exist in America but not in Europe

based retard.

That's fine in my book, doesn't matter if he's black or whatever as long as the player has English blood in him.
>Goretzka
He's probably half-polish or something, Sule is Hungarian.

Spain would obviously stay the same and would fight for the World Cup with Argentina and Brazil.

They would also dominate the Euro.

Wondo is half polish half native

Isnt alba catalan?

>costa
>thiago
>probably some other players that aren't spanish
Argentina is awful, Brazil would dominate current international football with a native only rule though.

Didn’t know they use that weird u in Hungary.

Well French Ngubus are as native as 95% of Brazils population.

Bullshit, a lot of those French players have foreign parents. Name 3 players in the Brazil squad that have foreign parents

exactly brazil is a bunch of sambos and mulattos with trace if any indio blood, actual indios are like squatamaleans they do nothing at a high level

They sound like portugese names to me mate

How far back is native? Anglo-Saxons aren't native

2 generations or at least half breed of whatever country they play for

fuck you asshole

>ethnonationalism
Friendly reminder that Yea Forums is meant to be the most normie board, and your ideology, which is held exclusively by the unintelligent, is really letting the side down

Good to see this being done on such arbitrary grounds. One can't possibly be scientific when it comes to discussing a literal made up meme such as race.

DR Congo, Mali, Ivory Coast, Senegal, Ghana, Cameroon, Angola, Suriname, Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago... most of these teams would have a very strong squad if the blacks from Europe decided to play for their country of origin.

Nothing to do with race.
No because those countries don't have the best youth scouts, training facilities, funds for programs etc.

>blacks from Europe
>country of origin
Check out the big brains!

If one parent's allowed, then a fair few countries could still put together decent teams.

Switzerland could line up as Sommer; Klose, Akanji, Elvedi; Lichtsteiner, Freuler, Sow, Zuber; Fassnacht, Spielmann, Steffen. The only real problem there is centre forward. They either play someone decent out of position, or drop far enough to the point where whoever's playing there is abject shit.

On paper they would have a strong team, especially DR Congo, Suriname, Jamaica, Senegal and Cameroon.

everyone laugh at this sperg

No they wouldn't, what motivation would the FAs of European countries have to develop players that will never play for them?

why is it not normie friendly to say europe for europeans? are you saying the different european peoples do not exist or that they have no ownership of their ancestral homelands?
would europe change if 1.2 billion indians moved there tomorrow? is it bigotted to say they shouldnt? because they all would if given the opportunity

fuck off sperg

Why is it always Americans?

Of course they wouldn't, I'm just talking hypothetically based on players family origin.
Yeah, I forgot about Albania, they would have a pretty good team if those players from Switzerland decided to play for them.

still a muslim in there lmao

Thorgan on the right wing and Mertens up front.

Same as the current team, except Asensio and Rodrigo.

if you said india or china or any african country should have a european head of state or even mayor everyone would say youre racist, these people have a right to self-determination
but you say that european countrys need to have asians and africans in positions of power because they need more diversity and if you question this you are racist, is this a double standard in your eyes? china for the chinese, africa for the africans, but europe for everyone

Is stones not white? I'd play Milner where you have ward-prowse and ward-prowse where you have albrighton

>french people can't be muslim

Very poor education systems, their history of waves of immigration, and their status as the richest, most imperialistic state on earth means that they tend towards being right wing.

'European' is a meaningless construct. No one is saying that the population of India should be shipped to Europe, you absolute nut. My point was simply that someone born in Europe qualifies, rightly, as European, because culture is environmental and not genetic, obviously. Nationality is based on culture, which is why nations have existed for such a short period of time.

that's right you fucking moron, there were french people before islam was invented, being muslim is being not french

Having considered your post and writing style, I have decided that putting another response together for you would be a complete waste of time. Please read.

>But you come from Belgium which is... pretty much... a non-country.

>Im a fucking retard durr look at me I browse /pol/ durr islam is a race

>africa for the africans
Everyone is involved in africa you fucking mong, western countries, gulf states, china, you name it.

i wouldn't expect a 23andme mutt freak to know anything about race, nationality or identity.

Nationality basically did not exist until the 16th century at the earliest.

>They either play someone decent out of position, or drop far enough to the point where whoever's playing there is abject shit.
Or just play zlatan

it just makes me so sad to see europeans ready to surrender everything, america is gone and there is no where for us to go, maybe it is a just fate for our ancestors fleeing europe to a foreign land, when europeans are a minority in europe, which is inevitable at some distant point in the future if everyone adopts your position, it will cease to be europe and the source of everything good will be gone forever

where does this ridiculous information even come from

Fuck off to Russia or Poland

>European' is a meaningless construct.

You can tell whether someone is European based on skull shape.

Cliff Richard was born in India. Is he Indian? Jared Taylor was born in Japan, is he Japanese?

> if everyone adopts your position, it will cease to be europe
> the source of everything good
What?

When normal people hear 'European', they don't think about discredited racial theories but about European culture, which anyone born in Europe will end up very familiar with. If someone is born and raised in a particular nation state, they will absorb the culture of the place, which is why these people are then citizens of said state. Cliff Richard is very visibly culturally British, as were many Brits born in India, because they were raised as British. Thankfully immigrants to our shores make much more of an effort to integrate, and make themselves much more ready to be exploited by British capital!

I'm glad that you were made to feel sad or angry by my posts. Hurry up and shuffle off this mortal coil so we can get some decent brown people to replace you ;^)

>Didn’t know they use that weird u in Hungary.

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They're called NATIONAL teams, not ethnic-racial teams

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That joke doesn't really work in this context

>When normal people hear 'European', they don't think about discredited racial theories but about European culture
If that’s true, it’s only been true recently. Like in the last few decades. And “normal people” are hypocrites since they conceptualise “Japanese people” as an ethnic category but not “English people”, wouldn’t you agree there is a double standard?
>discredited racial theories
You literally can tell a European, African and East Asian apart from their skulls.
>Cliff Richard is very visibly culturally British
Define “culturally British”, is he culturally British because he’s called “Cliff Richards” instead of ”Pajeet Singh”, how can Mohammad practicing Islam be British then.

I feel bad for all the non-white europeans here constantly being said they aren't french/english

Pittig goed

>That left wing Liverslip supporter is shitting on the thread again

>Spain is pretty fucked.
>Check Negropakibong demographics & current NT

Are you retarded? Also the only proven massive rape was committed in Amerimuttland by illiterate soldiers you fag.

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Most players are developed by local football clubs and not the the national FA an example of this is kante who made it through the ranks of small second division clubs withiut being detected by the french FA .

they're not though. depends on how you think of nationality obviously, but I think for sensible people it's more than a passport.

do you feel bad for the weebs who are constantly told they are not japanese? how about the whites in south africa who are about to have their land confinscated because they are not african?

Is barkley really mixed? I mean when I think about it there's definitely some wakanda genes in his face

Do you have a picture of the mailman?

We would like Bolivia tier.

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Based.

ees a fooking somali

>let's talk about you country.
If we don't have literary 100% índio faces in our team like Mexico, it's not true that anyone have índios genes.

Uruguay és Blanco como Argentina.

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oh no pls not ribery

the basquistan isnt a country billy

Same minus Cionek

I feel bad for south africans but not weebs mate. Moving to a country when you’re 25 years old and calling yourself japanese after a year is bizarre

no such thing as a "native player," fuck off racist

this

what about an "indigenous player"? is that racist too?

a person born in a specified place or associated with a place by birth, whether subsequently resident there or not.

Absolutely appalled by the racism in this thread. Jannies need to ban threads like this. They have no place on a progressive board like Yea Forums.

schulz is half italien

>what about an "indigenous player"? is that racist too?
Maybe "aboriginal player" is the politically correct way to say this.