Netherlands vs Germany Official Match thread 3

the dutch are weakmind personified

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Cringe vichy france poster

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Is Jogi Löw back?

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Fuck off Twain

Lol, based Robben.

>nazis
cringe
>mutts
based

Well, at least >we're not Belgi*n

wait you actually think calvinists were christian? you and me are the same, shobe

BaLEL will bail us out bros, I believe

>Neveland will never win the World Cup

How does it feels? :^)

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I am not a racist, but i am really tired of niggers in european football teams.

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a stroke so young :c

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Come on Northern Ireland score sum fooking goals

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Nations league elite 4> Africa's first World Cup win

OH NO NO NO NO

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Yea Forums TOLD ME LÖW WAS FINISHED WTF ANONS

me in the back

:3

Surely dutchlands have a better striker than Babel or he there for the diversity?

>Kehrer was born in Germany to a German Father and a Burundian Mother.

>Van Dijk was born in Breda to a Dutch Father and a Surinamese Mother

We taken yo wimmin black boi

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>more gnabrys and sanés to carry our football NTs
B E A U T I F U L

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

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Thats our masterplan. Going for the long term dab.

based fellow /elite/poster, thanks for the support

do french people hang out in the bathroom ?

all of these girls except doutzen the coalburner look like shit though

white boy can't do anything against the bbc

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Löw needs to use Ginter as a secret weapon. I personally know how fucking aggressive he is if the center can hold, unleash the Gindés...

Top right is cute you homo

Black people are the master race, there's no way around it. I for one welcome our new BBC overlords.

Jogi is finally back jungs! Everything just came down to this game. His whole master plan worked.
Based Grindel should extend super based Jogis contract directly after the game

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FUCK GERMANY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEM FUCKING FAGGOTS

Kom op Holland! Schop een Duitser in z´n ballen! En scoor een neukende kankergoal!

Okay, Okay, Okay very very cool Germs!
You won this first half which is very important otherwise you will feel sad the whole time of the match! When our Babel will score and he will laugh with the purple hair, maybe he looks like clown but he will laugh at you germs!
I remember world wars you won first half 2 but Netherlands won in the end.
Us dutchies beat you in the first and the second world war without doubt.
SO we will win this round again! Just watch the second half of this match little Hitler kids!
Neuer will walk to far from goal and we will scor babel will score 3 times and then it is done with you!
Honestly when I look at GERMany I see only pathetic kids and mohammeds so in the end no one will win in your lands.
So honestly you are just a big joke to me and to Babel aswell.
But I like you for being our neibhoor so don’t get mad when we win this time I remember the 3-0

so who is weak mind now you virgin

Why are black people better at everything?

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>Bergwijn in for Babel
WHY

>Bergwijn
great sub you fucking dickhead

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He is. Netherland is just even worse.

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oh shit shes actually a qt now that is so sad can we please extend the bay of biscay to the rhone

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because there's no way this dude setting the dutch league on fire is shit???

i wish that was my wife

NEUKEN IN DE KEUKEN

>manjaw

Yikes

All those pointless cups and not one elite 4 nations league apperence

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BASED AND BLACKEDPILLED
BBC BBC BBC

Sane and Gnabry would be on England's bench

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I want to die

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Looks like Löw finally unlocked Germany. Solution: two fast niggers up front and one fast nigger at the back to neutralize Swamplands pace niggers up front.

even pixels are scared of him

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What's her name again?

OH NO NO NO

ITS ALL TUMBLING DOWN

THERE WE GO
DE LIGT

Why do you even post this. No Portuguese girl would be seen with a black man unless she is from a trash area

>not wanting strong jawed offspring
yeah, you gay af

oh no

>

A WHITE PLAYER SCORED SUB HIM OFF KALERGI IS SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE

HERE WE GO AGAIN

CHOKEMANY

duh, england are stacked with mutts.

None of them are even an englel 10/10

A-FUCKING-POLIGIZE RIGHT NOW Yea Forums

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

WHAT

DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT DE LIGT
STATUS: UNSLIPPED

C O M E B A C K

instagram.com/sierraaaskyee/?hl=en

DE LIGT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

+10m

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Let's go BIG win LETS GOO BOYS

>dark black guy subbed in for slightly less dark black guy
>netherlands start winning
ITS NOT FAIR BROS WE DONT HAVE THIS MANY BLACKS

>mfw

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You want to die because there are attractive women?

ELITE

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

IT BEGINS

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Here we go lads, time to dab

De slip'd > VVD

OH NONONONONO

>they doubted us
get fucked germs lmao

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DE BASED DE BASED
DE BASED
DE BASED
DE BASED
DE BASED
DE BASED DE BASED
DE BASED

DE BASED

so this is what happens when a shot is not going straight at neuer?

>whitey scoring
not very progressive.
sad!

UHHHHHH YES, COLOSSAL PERFORMANCE

THE POWER OF MULTICULTURALISM IS FAILING

BRING ON GÜNDOGAN ASAP

>N'Gumbu can't score
>have to make the actual native player do it
kek

>hristo Stoichov commenting in spanish
based af

CHOKE TIME. CHOKE TIME. CHOKE TIME.

What do you think of the design of the TV scoreboard for these games?
I like them but would prefer if the kit colours were better represented

Not the kind of Anschluss I was looking for....

Whith slavery we selected black people for their fitness. Now they became the masterrace

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>choking a 2 goals lead
KEK, never change Cuckmany.

Gnabry goal

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more goals

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Darkies on the ropes

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>mfw whole household cheered for that goal

Based dutch
De Based

who /dönerbox/ here?

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fuckk sane is too good

because we'll never stand a single chance.
I can't even watch shows with attractive women or sex scenes now

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This.

10/10

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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WIR SIND WIEDER EINMARSCHIERT
WIR SIND WIEDER EINMARSCHIERT
WIR SIND WIEDER EINMARSCHIERT

that doesn't seem right. not all black people are descended from slaves

Whats the deal with all the negros? I thoght we are playing the Netherlands not Kongo.

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Where's the bread

lmao look how scared Löw is, the cunt goes up when his team scores but when they're struggling he sits down afraid

>kick the ball to the two pacey negroes up top

so this....is the future of germany...

Underrated uezs

>Whith slavery we selected black people for their fitness.
I know it's a meme, but the actual reason why a good amount of African-Americans tend to be so jacked is that drug use is rampant in their community. Steroids aren't taboo among them, although they're becoming less taboo among wh*tes too.

kapsalon digga

thanks

and it's beautiful

based elitefamily

>tf
>tp

>all his goals are by nogs
>our goal is by an aryan chad
OH NO NO NO NO

Mmm tastes like white genocide

*present

I had patat + eierbal

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no bread. only box

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Loew is so fucking ugly with that haircut

>Virgin van Dyke

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>average IQ 85
>master race

Pick one you fucking waffle sniffer. Also, kys.

*future of football

I mean it looks good, but bread makes it better.
Er gaat niets boven groningen

>tf
>tp

man these darkies are attempting fancy feint passes and shit and 0 of them actually lead to a chance
just make normal passes

we don't

but I like the bread
especially when it absorbs the garlic sauce

>2 goals like a BBC
>1 goal like a tiny whiteoid penis

Gebaseerd. Feierbal is nog beter desu
also
G R O N I N G E N

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>A vegetarian scotch egg

Grim

Based band bringing the England match atmosphere

Holy fuck Frenkie is based

WEGHORST

It's not vegetarian.

wew

european football in a nutshell (and its beautiful and here's why..)

>lost momentum again
shit

at least he got rid of the unibrow

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it's because we are lazy white people who go to the super market for some food while Africans still go hunting lions in the wild savana

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>vegeterian
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Who are those 3 dutch players who keep occupying the same space of the pitch?

EXPOSED

Based white chad Mathijs scored

lmao

Shut the fuck up you pathetic cuckmong

if i have to hear that one prick with the trumpet playing that earth wind and fire song ever again im gonna kill myself

wew imagine the band battle incoming at the UNL

Groningen is like half german thats why its best holland city

What's going on here?

You can't even beat THAT "german" team, holland?
Wew, just wew.

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OH NO NO NO

why the fuck is Ginter playing?
why is he even getting called up?

investigative journalism

Why is every international game thread involving Europeans always so obsessed with blacks?

Imagine my shock that the Dutch front 3 have 0 end product

FUCK this ref

BLACKED is the new meta in European football.

Where's Robben, Schneider and RVP?

token white

Who's playing?

cause brits are the americans of europe mate you should know by now

Why are they passing backwards wtf?????

>the England match atmosphere

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what could it mean. is it just so Jogi doesn't forget the lineup?

Future PES GOAT

Yeah have fun working to make society better for the black bulls. It's reverse slavery now. Black fucks our women while we work for them via welfare

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>de jong

kek

>tfw we often had germans come over to watch international tournaments when I still lived in a student house
Was pretty nice. You niggas are alright.

Arjen is still based af, Sneijder is currently suffering blue balls due to divorce, RvP is memeing his last few days in Rotterdam

this is the only dutch person I know besides football players and those fat queen and king

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*hoofs*

Who here is from the /kankerpolder/ lads?

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Keep their names out of your DIRTY angl* mouth faggot

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Hes been great

i live in gron, 50% of the population is fucking German psychology students

Why are we suddenly playing Pulisball?

international breaks/tournaments attract poltards

scum of the fucking earth lad, Yea Forums is a progressive board

fuck off dick clamp weirdo

The teams looked completely different just a few years ago

/pol/tards migrating unfortunately

>You want a comeback win for maximum despair?

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just hoof it to the pacey nogs

>all these hoofs
good to see van Dijk put to use what he has learned while playing in the EPL

Am German living in Enschede. It's similar here

got a 6.2 for my retake final lads

How can one country be so flat?

the sell has been done man, no need to shill anymore

Don't you have a toilet to clean?

Didnt he dump/cheat on his previous gf to get with yolanthe?

actually WE are the americans of europe. strongest nation, everyone hates us, our retarded sidekick (england in the role of canada) tries to undermine us, etc.

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>/pol/tards will believe that image is real

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It's worse there's also Spanish putas and other Southron retard imbeciles that ruin our bike lanes.
You Germans are alright.

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lekker man

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>tfw Eindhoven

No Germans here. We do have >Limburgers tho

bruh for us north-westerners groningen is the same as hamburg, bremen, oldenburg, göttingen. im from a 10k city and out of my head i could tell you like 20 people who live/lived in groningen.

because it used to all be sea but we made land out of it

Oef

They looked at your mom

does lekker man have any meaning? asking for a friend

this match has 0 momentum

I want them back

kek

>dudes, just run really fast

Löw needs to fuck off.

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Angelic voice. Very nice.

when will he coach? I want to see every dutch player cutting

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Barneveld > Van Gerwen

Not up for discussion

our zoomers seem to have run out of steam and now their low IQ is starting to show.

literally "tasty"
but its used as "nice" often

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>He didn't fuck a Spanish slag who was on exchange at his uni

Low test

NO OFFSIDE WTF

Are you delusional? We're everyone's goodest of goys. Nobody hates us, they are just laughing at us and how easy it is to play us like a damn fiddle.

I know that feeling. Know some people in Oldenburg and did a lot of shopping in Bremen (clothes) and Leer (groceries) as a kid. Also fireworks at Familia

I'd give both my testes to fuck her

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>sea level rises 0.5 centimeter

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good to know, thanks

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oh no

They always had fun. Such good fucking chemistry, I miss them so much

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>offside
What a shit ref

OH NO NO NO

MEMEMEMMEEMEMEMMEEMMEMEME
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

A
PO
LO
GIZE

>g*rmany

>Germany

MEMEPISS

wait til you've seen Denmark
it shits on dutchland in flatness

>germany

MEMPHIS

GET FUCKED

based black man

>LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW >LÖW

Even if he wouldn't qualify for the EC he would not be sacked.

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GET DABBED ON

MEMPHIS

Probably an incel and a HBO'er. Also, based memepiss

OH NO NO NO

SCHADE DEUTSCHLAND ALLES IST VORBEI

OH NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

MEMEPISS

>Letting Memepiss soocre against you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO

NOT
SO
FAST
BLACK
GERMANS

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

BASED MEMPHIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Memepiss AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hahahqhqhqhahahahahajahhqhqhqhqhqjqnndvekanwuwn KANKER DUITSERSS

Wtf

Tsuuu
Kankerduitsers

GET DABBED ON
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

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MEMEPISSSSSSSSSSSS

Prophetic

OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NON ELITES BTFO

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AHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAA GET DABBED ON

PUNCH A N*ZI

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WATERSTOFBOMMEN OP MOFRIKA

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>slipping a 2-0 lead
KEK
never change, germany

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I thought RVP and Sneijder didn't get along

gay celebration

tfw a Lyon benchwarmer is dabbing on you

>the state of that defense
Bring back Hummels, he was slow but atleast he knew how to defend.

HAahaa

based

BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC

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DABBED ON KRAUTS

FUCK YOU GERMS HAHAHAHAHA

>black swamp germans
our greatest weakness

WHY THE FUCK IS MEMEPISS SO CLUTCH FOR THE NETHERLANDS BUT SO SHIT FOR LYON REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Absolute state of Hans right now

>Löw forced to have another approach
It's over, Holland will win this 4-2

I miss him

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Arsenal - Sevilla tier match

2-0 really is the most dangerous lead

MOST

it's not entirely

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oh no ngubu #5 equalized the efforts by our guys mbongo and nkuku, i am so disappointed

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QUICK SHOW ME LOW'S FACE

germany... this is the elite 4, kid
don't think you can step up to superior teams, stay in your lane

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>pro mess

ahem

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wtf Germany are so shit

CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF CRUYFF

Just end us

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>promes

WTF bros why did the hoof it to Sané and Gnabry strategy stop working?!

Löw should have been out instead of Bummels.
Also Neuer is balding hardstyle.

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2-2 is fair, first goal was an accident and the second was a fluke.

based elbow de roon

>tfw we let you score 2 in the first half to give you hope

4-2 final score

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BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

he cute

the redpill is to understand that international football is europa league tier

Post your face when Germany manages to stil piss this game away.

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OH NO NO NO NO

>promASS

What's the highest mountain/hill/mound/molehill in the Netherlands?

>YOCKHIM LOVE

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Segregation is real

She has the face of a child, Im conflicted

Haha /arse/ rekt

don't worry lads the germans are strong mentally they won't collapse under the pressure

these are my favourite pictures

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BASED Türk is gonna save us

he cube

>Germany
Holy shit

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DEUTSCHLAND

M U S S

STERBEN

DAMIT WIR LEEEEBEN KÖNNEN

youtube.com/watch?v=ID4lstARK0w
youtube.com/watch?v=ID4lstARK0w
youtube.com/watch?v=ID4lstARK0w

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Erdogan IN

Vaalserberg (""""berg"""")
300 m

well, we have our flat parts too

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Depends. Kingdom or just whats across the pond from you?

the absolute hamlet of G*rmany.

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? Wat bedoel je?

MOGGED

>flat

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>That 29 year old youth prospect

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who /Sekiro/ here?

In the kingdom: Mt. Scenery on Saba (Caribbean colony)

In our country: Vaalserberg, some 300m tall. Still taller than whatever the D*nish have.

Imagine being a german

Sag mal weinst du oder ist das der Regen...

Sub out Promes already jfc

holy kek memepiss overhead kick from like 30m

FIGHT

Memphis goal

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Vaalserberg, 322m

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>a düne is hollands tallest "mountain"
lmao

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I would drink the brunette's bathwater

>Flat

I can see a slope right there

Could never

DONT DISSAPOINT HER

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whooaaaa 300m

>Germany will lose
>due to the first half the media will pretend like they played well and say that Löw deserves more time
>Löw stays for another 15 years
YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE YOU FUCKNG DUTCH FUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

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>that
>flat

Same here

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Don't worry bros we just want to give hollel some hope before crushing them

this one then

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Tbh 1st half was absolute horrendeous defending by us. Also 2-0 was a fluke.

I'll climb it on a holiday for bragging rights

>berg
Cute

Should've partitioned and deindustrialized them while we had the chance

A literal hill

Why doesn't Brandt start?

He's unironically good

How tight is De Jong’s boipussi?

ABSOLUTE MENTAL COLLAPSE IN THE SECOND HALF

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>depay trying a 12m bicycle kick

lads got some cheek ill tell you what

nice titties

I kinda like the right one more. Cant really explain.

All that's missing is Reus getting subbed in and tearing his hamstring

whos that old ass faggot "expert" with the platitudes on ORF stream? jesus christ

>Memphis gets cocky again
Jesus Christ lad just stop it

>climb
i dont even think you need to climb it, you can just walk and after a while youll reach the summit

2jawline4u

I'm so lonely lads

There's a little maze up there, a lot of fun for children.

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Ask De ligt.

Based

No I can see a slope far away in the picture

Löw would waste him on the wing anyway

Just as planned

Its like our media and our PM

löw hates good players

Fuck an escort lad

DEUTSCHALND

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löw plays him as a winger for some reason

Gebaseerd

>A tower block in the middle of nowhere

Peak Dutch

thats a tough cookie

pls no, reus-sama suffered enough

>that airport lane

That looks pretty bad ass to be honest

they're both cute, it's not all about tits

based memepiss flopping

Because Löw doesn’t follow Leverkusen and thinks he’s a winger.

Dumfries out pls

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>memepiss

I've seen that image before and wondered about it too. It's not something you see a lot outside of the weird parts of the country aka the southern parts.

you deserve to be t b h

how can you be? you are hanging out with all your friends on Yea Forums

I dont really care about tits. Dont get me wrong, I dislike saggy, droopy ones, but size isnt really an issue with me. I prefer a good face, legs and feet.

>literally every dutch player better than first half
>except for one
>of course it's fucking dumfries

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>Fucking memepiss being cheeky again

become an escort and fuck a lad

too expensive

called a runway bud

Who the fuck is that playing the kazoo???

...

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>weird parts of the country aka the southern parts.
Do you lads also have a norf souf divide ?

Who is that

.

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for me it is also face and legs

whats wrong with nazis? why can't they stop losing?

games not over yet
dare to dream

i thought gundogan was bullied out of the NT

>Dumfries
Why is there a Dutch player with a Scottish town as a surname?

>tfw no lonely escort gf(male)

go to german, poland or the czech republic then.

the photo was taken from the G*rman side

>80 posts early

Off yourself pierre

what about an "airport track"?

The fuck are you doing faggot?

>100 posts early
??

Nope, he was promoted to vice captain.

Sorry hans. hehe

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the fuck is wrong with you, dickhead?

The right back

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i'm going to bed right now and none of you faggot will create a thread

names?

Our colonials have the weirdest names. I have one in my project group and he has a literal made-up ghetto name which is beyond 'Tyrone'. And apparently he's the only person in the world/on the internet with that name.

>(You)

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Bit early for that lad

fucking son of shit, you should be beheaded!

ching chong and chow mein

prick

Sane deserves better than this dogshit national team

Whats his name?

GET IN HERE FAGGOT

Waaa meeeee meeeee meeeeeee

Kys

Schultz pretty much looks how I imagine every German Yea Forums poster

Why is Neuer still starting?

>Going to bed at 10pm

kek

need your knife loicence for that though

Rolling for a Dutch win
Fuck Löw

sm:tv, now there was a quality saturday morning show

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k thx

shut up tourist scum

yeah mostly between c*tholics and god-fearing calvinists

I really hope the hippies are wrong and the ntletherlands don't become atlantis 2.0

DUMFRIES OUT
HATEBOER IN

>promes

Not gonna give it but a quick look on his facebook reveals names such as 'Xianaika' 'Shedesha' and 'Jermaine'

Lads, should I fap to girls or trannies on chaturbate after the match has ended?

"No"

Germany really needs to get rid of Löw

ping & pong

Dutch curry ketchup is based 2bh

Jermaine is a normal name.

>2-2

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facts

This man speaks truth

Know what else is based? You.

only a bong can hold such an opinion, I guess

patrician taste

Because Barcelona are shit

The only person I know that has been in juvenile detention is named Jermaine.

i dont know if it's specifically dutch but I liked the chips with mayo & peanut sauce

Curry ketchup?

t. Jermaine

Have to try this now

How is it different than any other curry ketchup?

>Kroos

Kroos is gonna retire within 2 years isn't he

It's dutch :3

Is it like the curryworst sauce?

Based did you get it with onions? Makes it even better

>le can’t run man

This, its very tasty and the curry part isnt so overwhelming where you cant make out the ketchup resulting in a perfect blend

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He looks bored as fuck

patrician taste my anglo-saxon friend and fellow /elite/

yes

ketchup is gouda flavoured

Barcelona are the 1st or 2nd best team in Europe depending on what day it is

>two worst players on the pitch are PSV
Makes u think dont it...

winning 4 CL and a world cup in 5 years does that

CHIMPOUT

I had fries with fritessaus once, pretty great

is that not a thing in the uk? curry ketchup, even that same brand, is also super popular in germany.

Tasty stuff then didn't know it was Dutch

Germany is awful

i love black cock so god damn much, why did i have to be born as a sissy. Wish a 9 inch bbc could impregnant my boiclit and threw me away as the filth i am

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I did not but that does sound good
also stroopwafels are also god tier but that goes without saying

If you were born black all you could think of was white pussy

Nah not really there aren't that many people who even combine two different sauces

I don't tink it is or maybe it is, they're a snack food people

Tomato ketchup, HP and English mustard are the only universal sauses in the UK if you looked hard enough you could probably find curry ketchup

>tf
>tp
No surprises there

HP sauce is the most basedest thing in existence

we have curry sauce at fish & chips places but I don't know if thats the same thing
don't really know what the other uk user is talking about desu

l-lewd

Fuck off Antifa mongrel

interesting. what's HP though?

YYYYYEEEEAAAAÖÖÖÖÖHHHH

hitpoints

Worcestershire sauce

oof

NOOOOOOOO WE ARE IN CHARGE

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OH NO NO NO

you were our last best hope to get rid of Löw. why did you fail us, nether of lands?

Based

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