My girlfriend and I are planning to watch Bahrein together and shitpost on /f1/
Which reminds me, she threw a temper because I did not want to come with her to her sister's party, where there would be just the sister's friends and her husband's family. I just did not want to come home at 11pm after driving 200km from my uni city to my hometown. who's in the wrong?
Connor Green
She wants you there because even her doesn't know anyone but can't just bail out of it
Henry Jenkins
eh depends on how serious you guys are. if it's relatively early in the relationship or one/both aren't committed to the idea of an ltr, then you don't have to be miserable for her sake yet
Luis Harris
You really need to start respecting Bottas lads.
Jayden Kelly
*finishes 8th in Bahrain*
Sebastian Gray
The only Bottas I respect is Grando Bottas
Owen Morgan
Not this time James
Carson Perez
am I the only one who thinks the recent years round sunglasses trend looks stupid
They are not for everyone for sure but they don't look bad and some design are cool
Austin Cox
I think she knew most of the people there. After all she lived with sister and her husband for a long time in HS.
The problem is, we've been together for 7months or so now. I am slightly autistic and generally a bad relationships person. I don't really fall in love, but I surely care about her and I love her in the sense that I love the feeling of having someone close to me, I love the fact she lusts after me I love the way she cares about me and that she wants to spend 6 hours just cuddling, drinking beer and watching netflix or some other shit. However, I really need my own time (and it's been getting worse lately) in the sense of me being the fuck alone or with my parents, playing vidya, watching JRE etc. etc. I also don't really like sleeping with her, as in actual sleeping, because I have had some problems with insomnia in the past and I was anxious just to go to bed for a long time. This is a thing that I will certainly just have to overcome via exposure though. In general I feel like I am 30 years older than in reality and I am afraid I'll end up as a sad alcoholic dentist with my underachieving friend coming in to brew beer with me
>Mick set to test for Alfa after Bahrein So Räikkönen will be giving his seat for Mick after 2020. So fucking kino!
Gavin Sanders
You're situation is similar to my own but 5yrs earlier, you'll overcome it. She needs to realize that you need alone time, if she accepts your needs and doesn't take it as rejection you'll be good. Go to the party if you haven't met these people before. She probably wants to show you off to the people at the party, you should take this as a compliment and try to turn down your autism for one night. She is proud to have you as her bf.
Matthew Ortiz
why aren't there any f1 characters today as interesting as him?
theyre either boring or are not allowed to show it. f1 is too neutered and professional, with pipelines of boring but fast rich kid drivers who took racing as a hobby or status symbol not as a passion. senna was also a once in a lifetime personality
Carter Long
>f1 is too neutered and professional i remember seeing a post on racedepartment of a grandpa-aged guy saying he went to a race in the 60s and walked right up to one of the racers in the paddock and met him, shook his hand and took a photo with him - all for free because it wasn't so commercialised back then
Hudson Brown
all interesting personalities for sure, but hes talking about an international world beloved magnetic superstar personality like senna
>f1 docuseries >senna doc >williams doc whats cauisng all this f1 content on netflix? did f1 finally grow a brain and figure out how to effectively market to a young audience?
Isaiah Martin
>did f1 finally grow a brain and figure out how to effectively market to a young audience?
It appears to be working, too - I've had three people at work that have never been the slightest bit interested in F1 asking me how to watch it, when races are, etc, and a couple of others who only watch the Aus GP saying they want to watch the season.
Gavin Martin
senna doc is like 8 years old of not more
Jayden Rodriguez
I dont want normies in my sport
Luke Powell
They still have to climb the mountain of making Burgers watch early morning races
Aaron Wood
>normies asking you how to watch F1
Fucking hope you didn't tell them, m8...
Joshua Rogers
no shit sherlock. the key is it just came out on netflix. F-R-E-E and with a huge, young platform. the whole world watches netflix if i want to i can watch a rebroadcast on cable or the recorded broadcast on my espn app that comes free with amazon at anytime. so the average viewer can get their hands on it at their leisure. i like to watch them live tho
Aiden Robinson
it's been on and off Netflix for years. it's where i first watched it long ago. and your assuming FOM/Liberty owns the rights to "Senna" when that might not even be the case
Mason Bailey
fair enough, but now its in with two other f1 docs at the same time. im not assuming they have the rights to it either, but it is obviously a concerted push to show off f1. who would do that? f1 of course. even if thye dont own the rights to any of that they could use money and influence to get these docs on netflix
Logan James
I think we’re not worried if we have to take an extra engine. We’re going for performance. At certain tracks the engine penalty can be mitigated. But I think our number one goal is performance and again to close that gap to Mercedes and Ferrari who’ve been so dominant for so long. Horner is now also going for an underdog narrative :DD
>Max Verstappen’s overtaking move on Sebastian Vettel at the Australian Grand Prix shows that Honda now has "enormous" power, reckons Mercedes boss Toto Wolff. Is this man programmed to tell only lies?
can confirm. Am normie and started watching the Netflix show on F1. I’ve already started shitposting unbeknownst.
Matthew Taylor
Red Bull
Isaac Foster
He's also driving the underdog car
Ayden Smith
>Gimi replaces Schumi at Ferrari after he retires >Gimi wins 2007 WDC >Mick replaces Gimi at Alfa after he retires >??? God damn this is reaching pottery levels that's not even possible
Alexander Johnson
>Formula 1 should be the pinnacle of racing, it's the king class. So it is not good for the sport if someone with a disability, because that's what it is, can participate. Villeneuve hates people with disabilities :D I am literally shaking now :D gpfans.com/en/articles/37338/kubica-return-the-wrong-message-for-f1-villeneuve/
Lincoln Jenkins
A frog, not a goat. Keep your slurs consistent, thankyouverymuch.
Sebastian Young
>Jacques dropping truth bombs on cripples How can one man be so based?
The entire team might as well be disabled. They might actually perform better.
Charles Fisher
how can one man be so based
Landon White
He's right He should revoke his 97 WDC since he was essentially a Neweybabby that cruised his way to victory
Jonathan Watson
I agree it was unfair for UnderArmour to drop her because her Formula European Masters drive isn't going to happen, but this is just going way too far...
>“I had to do something related to safety for the FIA [in qualifying],” Buemi told e-racing365. “Basically I was told I needed to apply a certain pressure on the brake and to demonstrate some things and it completely flat-spotted my tires to achieve what I was asked to achieve.” >“It is related to the morning accident,” he confirmed. “I was asked to show ‘X’ amount of pressure on the brakes but, unfortunately, I completely locked my tyres. “I knew I was going to lock them. It was the pressure I was asked to do was so high that there was no way I couldn’t lock.” e-racing365.com/formula-e/braking-controversy-halts-buemis-progress/
formula mEme, what a fantastic racing series
Ian Bennett
>Zak Brown: "McLel could leave the sport in 2021" alolso btfo
Sebastian Murphy
it can't be faster if they're that far off.
Levi Brooks
Careful with that edge Brenton.
Colton Baker
tf tp
toptriggered
Juan Jackson
do they gain any time doing that?
Brody Garcia
Not triggered m8, that was 50 people in chch.
Landon Jackson
depends what the track is like after that corner, if it's on to a straight or sets you up for the next corner yes
Once again Finland fails at reading comprehension.
Jace Jackson
Have to agree with finn here. Now if di grassi replies with >nobody can you fucking dunce that'd be nice, but right now its just eh and not even close to "grosjean won't make it past turn 1"
Thomas Anderson
>why can't F1 have bants like this? >>umm sweaty, that's not banter >REEREEREE READING COMPREHENSION REE
Sometimes I take posts like this seriously. Then I remember Emilia's horse is literally called Grando.
Levi Green
If that's your conclusion I think you might have some problems with reading comprehension mate Nitpicking someones typos is the poorest form of a comeback t. different
Evan Rogers
>>WAAWAA U SPELT MUH NAME WRONG U BIG MEANIE!!!!!
Benjamin Miller
why does the aussie sperg out in EVERY /f1/ thread? PLEASE take your autism meds.
Alexander Campbell
I'll think you'll find it's the Finn who rage replies to my posts, every single thread. Post which have nothing to do with him... I then just farm (You)'s from him.
But hey, nice confirmation bias.
Jacob Edwards
Understanding what a figure of speech is, is essential for reading comprehension. That's why I think you've failed.
Lucas Garcia
I don't own a Porsche and the picture I attached to my post is a Homo Sapiens female presenting her voluptuous behind to the camera that was then renamed to a hilarious reference to webbums. So I must admit that I do not understand what you are implying with your post about a nice Porsche.
>j-just because I said it I doesn't mean I meant it
top fucking keke Finland is now so used to having people live inside his head that he assumes everyone can read his thoughts and understand what he really means, not what he actually says.
Infrequent reminder that only autists and Dorftrottel watch F1.
Luke Bell
>Mong btfo t. a tru WDC
Kayden Allen
Valrteri HAD :(
Henry Turner
You're coming off a little salty right about now, ausbro :)
Eli Miller
>First for EBIN Bottas winning his second 26 points in a row. With all the horsewingmanmemes and him losing his sponsorship, I'm sure it gave him the necessary kick in the nads to go all beard-mode. Expect Multi 21 and full psychological advantage this season. He might even start a fight with someone if they crash him out of a race.
Fuck, forgot about that. Must have blocked it out. Back to suicide for you, Valtteri.
Gabriel Peterson
There was that Abby Dabby double-scorer few years ago where even he himself scored more than now, but otherwise yeah, cool.
Ian Williams
Bottas has won 30 points in Abu Dhabi and 26 in Australia. So far Hamilton is in the same league with Massa in terms of over 25 points races, but I'd say it's more of a fluke than anything, Massa is the better driver than either one after all.
well it doesn't function properly so yes it is a disability
Ryan Johnson
1997 WDC
Ryder Fisher
no the twitter account
Kayden Ward
2008 Canada Gran Prix winner
Julian Thompson
Never liked Villeneuve as a driver but it's nice how much he annoys sensitive idiots.
Blake Barnes
>disabled shouldn't be able to be in F1
SO WE JUST IGNORE ALL FINNISH CHAMPIONSHIPS THEN AS AUTISM IS DEFINETELY AN DISABILITY??
Landon Fisher
Wow rude
Ian Smith
Isn't Herbert officialy disabled after his ankle-breaking crash?
David Lewis
What's it buddy, you don't fancy joining the disabled list.
Nathaniel Taylor
Gunther Steiner Bernie Ec KMag Kimi Horner
Depending on how the year is going: Toto/Lauda Ham/Vettel
The Senna documentary makes him seem like he’s some kind of legendary poet racer describing the limit and throwing out quotable phrases all over. But that’s hindsight. We didn’t suffer 30 race interviews of the track was a bit green, tough day out there in changeable conditions and the car lacks downforce because none of us were about to remember!
roses are red violets are blue Valterri Bottas' wife has intercourse with horses how about you try it too?
Isaiah Jackson
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like Halos on F1 cars, but I like them on you.
John Johnson
>euros on reddit having an autism fit because indycar doesnt follow muh track limits >that retarded amount of tarmac on the inside of the turn is ok to drive on >that retarded amount of tarmac on the outside of the track isn’t >based Karun says bring back natural track limits
I don't think so, as he had near enough full use of both feet. He can't run though.
Juan Thompson
Thanks for accepting dad's unsafe release.
Nolan Cox
!!!
Christopher Reyes
According to the blurb of his book he is. amazon.co.uk/What-Doesnt-Kill-You-Racing/dp/0593078381 >And all that despite driving every pace in extreme pain; in fact, as the first and only disabled driver in F1 history.
Cameron Bell
ewww
Blake Clark
Well that's a lie. Archie Scott-Brown only had one fully-formed arm.
isn't that dangerous? if the horse kicks her she can die
Isaac Anderson
Roses are red Violets aren't blue "Ve Are Ze Unterdogs" Because FIAMG fucks you
Landon Wright
In my head Brawn F1 were a second a lap quicker than the rest of the field at the start of the season but I just checked Australian qualifying results and it seems I was wrong, wonder why I had that in my head.
Christian Stewart
Shall I compare thee to a Spanish day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the testing sessions of Jan-u-ray And Ferrari's lead hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot the eye of Mercedes shines, And often is Toto's gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from FIA sometime declines, By chance, or Tilke's changing course, untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer break shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou lecute; Nor shall Tractorcunt brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st; So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and Still I Rise.
Aiden Rodriguez
The car was a second a lap faster, but they had incompentent drivers
Austin Cox
>He participated in one Formula One World Championship Grand Prix on 14 July 1956, scoring no championship points. >He participated in one Formula One World Championship Grand Prix on 14 July 1956, scoring no championship points. He also attempted to qualify for the Italian Grand Prix in the same year, but was excluded due to his lack of the required International Licence, his disability precluding the granting of such a licence at the time. Huh, wow.
unracedf1.com/paul-tracy-benetton-test/ >so Monday morning I call him and tell him I can’t sign his management deal. He says, ‘Then you’re not getting in the car.’ I don’t know what to do, so I call Bernie. Bernie says, ‘Hold on a moment’, and I hear him get Flavio on the other phone and bark: ‘Put him in the car.’ Twenty minutes later I was in the car.” KEKS
John Rogers
>Toyota went from the back to 3/4 That double diffuser was fucking mental.
Hudson Mitchell
>merc, rari and e. honda battling it out who's the lowest unterhunds >renault getting cheeky maymay-win in rainy monaco or whatever >hulk p4 make it so.
>I bet, he wouldn't say the same about Niki Lauda. Huh? What kind of racing-impairing disability did niki NAZIonale have?
Jaxon Hernandez
Yeah, too bad they had competition so they weren't able to win
Jacob Ward
he was german
Mason Morgan
u wot m8
Nolan Harris
There's a good book written about him, details how he had to hide his arm from the track organisers. also twitter.com/racefansdotnet/status/1110150881662717952 are we going to have >we are the underdogs EVERY FUCKING RACE? i can't wait for mercedes and wolff to fuck off away from f1.
Isaac Williams
True, I still believe the memes that the TF110 was a world beater that we were denied.
>ywn live in the timeline where Brawn wins in 2009 after Honda pulls out, StefanGP wins in 2010 after Toyota pulls out
Why even live?
Dominic Martin
That would have been 100 points ebin
Eli Foster
At least this bullshit will stop when Mercs 1/2 on Saturday +.3 / .4 ahead of the ferraris
Nathaniel Martinez
M8 at this point I unironically want Stefan GP just to add some interest to the sport. Rich Energy guy doesn't cut it on shadiness.
Colton Evans
>Rich Energy guy doesn't cut it on shadiness. Absolute decunt.
I thought I saw BinnedToto say that Ferrari had found their Australia issue? Surely that will put Mercedes on the back foot now.
Kevin Edwards
Where the fuck were you on this one, WAGlad?
>My name is Juliette Whiting >I turned to my husband Charlie, who with his many years experience of developing safety systems in Formula 1, came up with an initial design.
>Tfw Mick gets an Hammo-tier amount of pre debut testing time
Based
Noah Torres
Honestly thought he was am asexual being that was being shipped between races with the SC
Ryan Jones
>So Mattia Binotto is still busy preparing for the race in the desert. What exactly was the problem in Australia, I don't know either. Was something wrong with the engine? A problem with the aerodynamics or were the stars simply not aligned for Ferrari? What I do know is that Binotto looks relaxed and that, boys and girls, as we know, is incredibly important when tackling a problem. t. Leo Turrini
Justin Moore
oh my...
Ryder Price
Fug, he should have tried harder not to die.
Kevin Edwards
Charlie the old dog
Joseph Hughes
>Honestly thought he was an asexual being
Well judging by how much the son looks like him, he definitely fugged her at least once. Twice if you take her word for the daughter.
Friendly reminder that there's no current car testing scheduled after Bahrain (Only tyre test for McLaren/STR) and other teams will go properly mad if Liberty gives Ferrari / Alfa a special waiver to test.
Daniel Powell
Looks like we'll have the whole grid charging and crashing into Lewis at start. In the end Kubica wins, since his slow Williams causes him to miss the initial melee altogether.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>other teams will go properly mad if Liberty gives Ferrari / Alfa a special waiver to test. Like they did when Mercedes organised a private tyre test with Pirelli?
Levi Gonzalez
That went to the International Court of Appeal, didn't it?
Robert Sullivan
what is the background story of "Not this time, Seb" ?
Tyler Hernandez
linkpls
Ryan Cooper
Carrie is unironically going to be in German Playboy
Nope, no YDT since 2013. Of course two of the four in-season test days has to be given to young drivers (less than 2 GP's) but AFAIK there's no in-season test after Bahrain GP.
>There are two in-season tests per year, with the two-day sessions taking place on the Tuesday and Wednesday in Bahrain and Spain after their respective Grands Prix.
>in Bahrain and Spain
Henry Rivera
I mean, if it was a special concession it wouldn't have been taken so calmly
Why would you want to drag a wall around with you to Disneyland?
Cameron Russell
There is no death, only re-incarnation for those with a strong hamingja and a pure bloodline. Nothing a 56%er with no history or culture will ever understand :)
Thomas Ross
Maybe we can come to some sort of an arrangement Mr W. Lad
>Toto expects Ferrari to compete Maybe he means that Ferrari will show up on the grid?
Joseph Ross
but who is the worried looking glasses qt?
Levi Smith
Yeah. Competes doesn't necessarily mean competitive
Lincoln Cruz
fucking hipster trash
Aaron Thompson
>Mercedes boss Toto Wolff said Ferrari showed in pre-season testing they were stronger than they looked in Australia. >"We've seen the potential of Ferrari's package in Barcelona; we expect them to come back strong in Bahrain," he said. >Wolff added that he expected Red Bull, who finished third with Max Verstappen at Albert Park, to be "in the mix as well".
>"Claiming the maximum 44 points race from the first race was a fantastic result," Wolff said. >"But the fight has only just begun: Ferrari will try everything they can to hit back and Melbourne showed that Red Bull will have something to say in the fight, too. >"After the Barcelona test, we felt that we were the challengers (to Ferrari). Whatever the Melbourne result says, our mindset hasn't changed since then. >"One race doesn't determine the pecking order for the rest of the season. We need to extract every bit of performance from our package and keep on working hard to improve the car over the weekend to be competitive."
Behind her ear for sure Theory suggest an underboob one
Nolan Hughes
That is to say they stripped down at some point. The contact has now been made, in a year or two she might revisit this magazine and do a different kind of photoshoot.
Josiah Bennett
>an underboob one the lore masters speak of it but many doubt it's existence.
David Wright
I thought Carrie was a good girl, first tattoos and next you're gonna tell me she's not a virgin
you can tell their all ABSOLUTELY SEETHING about being objectified or whatever, despite making it into the boys club of motorsport. literally all women are good for
>Hamilton leading, bottas closing in >Team orders come in for vb to lay off >He tells them to fuck themselves, tries to pass, wrecks Hamilton and himself >Ferrari/rbr/Ferrari podium
Angel Kelly
WE NEED DIGIES ON THIS
Mason Nguyen
>FWL >yet only Brits got their own vidya Rule Britannia.
Christian Cook
drat, loeb got one too.
Jaxon Moore
When will Hulk get his 0-podium WDC?
Jaxson Lewis
2021 He finishes 4th in every race.
Owen Murphy
>I've been back at work for two days and the guy I'm meant to be helping out fucked up so royally before I got here that he is getting a disciplinary and I'm left fixing his mess
Charles Sanders
>and then does this 7 years in row
Chase Brown
Office job?
Henry Wood
Yes.
I can't if he doesn't give a shit or is just obtuse.
Jordan Turner
Based office job man, I hate manual labour
Christian Turner
Who’s gonna replace Kubica once he is inevitably sacked in the middle of the season? Ocon?
William Wood
What's F1's equivalent of women headlining WrestleMania? Maldonado winning?
Parker James
whats manual labor like in germany? what job? are you a dumb dumb?
Sebastian Evans
7 rooms, Drugovich, Fittipaldi (Enzo), Petecof.
Anthony Ward
Sirotkin is still their reserve driver right?
Jordan Martin
I'd love to just do manual labour if it wasn't for all the poor stupid people
John Walker
KfZ-Mechatroniker and Anlagemechaniker are standard jobs
Thomas Anderson
Nobody. He brings €12 million. Do you not get what that means? He MIGHT fuck up at Baku, but apart from that, he'll be fine.
Aaron Bailey
Einstein back again to shit on the common man with his ebin computer skills
Zachary Campbell
i know kfz is passenger vehicle but mechatroniker just another way to say mechaniker? und anlage?
Jordan Barnes
requires multiple different winners, around like 8? 10? sounds good tbqh.
Logan Ross
>Seb Wins lol for 14 years Eesti will break the curse.
>started stretching 3 months ago fuck it's pretty fun to be so flexible, I recommend to start stretching especially if you have an otherwise sedentary life
Benjamin Lewis
Too fat, struggle to cut my own toe nails.
Andrew Baker
>tfw I can put both my legs behind my neck without stretching or exercise >I can suck half of my own dick If I started stretching will I be able to eat my own ass? That's the only motivation that'll get me started.
