Boats vs Shots
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I hate the Hotshots so much.
a bit early. i know
what is this semen slurping sport
its the right channel. the game is next
Same, they are the bengals of this league
LETS GO!!!!!!
LET'S GO BOATS
Phew I thought I was late.
CAM ON FLEET
Based fucking Spruce.
Those white uniforms look very clean, I approve
>Hotshits
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YEAH BOY
LETS GO BOTES
ONSIDE PUNT
CAM ON FLEET SCOR SUM FACKIN TOUCHDANS
Based boats with the tactical punt to advance down the field, that's a 200 IQ play
Their equipment reminds me of Hummel.
the absolute state of the shots
Lol
TOUCHDOWN
FLEET
just got here how much are the FLEET humiliating the hotshots by?
FLEET!!!
Six
>A whales vagina
game started with the hotshits fumbling
hotshots? more like coldshots
fukkin gottem
I vaguely remember this reference, but can't quite place it, it's about the meaming of San Diego right?
>you get a 5yd penalty
>and you get a 5yd penalty
>everyone gets a 5yd penalty
Sandy Eggo
>feet
caman fleet
San Diego kinda has a lackluster defense today
The Germans settled San Diego in the 1900s. No one really knows where the name came from, but we believe it means "a whale's vagina."
Not gonna lie the Hotsharts have gud offence.
>fleet
dont worry lads the FLEET will pull this off easy
free
only thing FREE in this thread is all the space in all your boat hating heads
how was that not a hold
gardner must be hurt?
Anchorman, yeah I remember now
GO FLEET
delete this
>playing Firestarter in the Hotshots stadium
That irony.
no
Serial arsonists are surprisingly often fire fighters!
B O A T S
Tight match.
B O A T S
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>Final Expense
>you pay us, we kill you
hope the rest of the AAF has a FINAL EXPENSE INSURANCE PLAN for when the FLEET inevitably wins the champion ship and 80% of you die of sadness and jealousy
GANGRENE OF THE GENITALS
captcha: boats
WHERES QT REF AT?!
Diabetics get all kinds of gangrene though
blue 80 is the most cerebral hike
Diabetics who don’t adjust their diets and don’t work out.
ESCOBAR!
Did we ever figure out the app's easter eggs?
Wrong, it’s
>Eighty Eight Blue Eighty Eight
I'm 99% sure there are none and this is a trolling operation.
I mean see what you can find - and enjoy!
uhhhh,is this football
Trainer butt spotted
I'd be curious to see any data on the number of injuries in this league. It seems every every game they have to bring out the medical staff at least two or three times.
false start league
Thank you Pierre.
Rasheed Ross is an old vet and falls down everytime he gets hit, so it's probably mostly him and the other older guys
EVERYBODY
REEEEEEEEEE
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
>fleet
It's ok, the fleet is a 2nd half team anyway, we'll make a comback and win the game.
>9-9
>start watching memeball
>9-17
not even worried
the fleet will come back and booty blast this shit hotshots team no problem
just wait
The hell are they yelling? Flag boy?
what a fucking hit
shots just started shifting out of first
boats getting sunk out there
What did I just fucking tell you
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
boats are about to turn it on
any minute now
fight me 1 vs 1 faggot
haven't watched this shit before, it's surprisingly entertaining.
Not worried. 2nd half belongs to San Diego.
There's no way the Fleet is gonna make the playoffs. I want to be wrong though.
>Boat fans on suicide watch
>tfw we will never have sports broadcasts where you can just have stadium sound or listen to unfiltered player/ref/ coach audio instead of commentators
>qt ref spotted
literally just go to aaf.com
How is this league? Is it fun to watch? Is it better than Arena football and XFL? This is only the first game I've watched.
They have a raw feed on aaf.com
I fucking miss Admiral Nelson
>boats have no playmaker
no you dumb announcer its because our blessed ADMIRAL NELSON is hurt
Someone needs to tel Bercovici to tighten his straps
>Is it better than Arena football
yes
>and XFL?
no
Well it exists, whereas the XFL does not, so yes.
Better than arena league
If you're talking the original XFL then yes
If you mean the new one, we don't know yet
Get out of here you wrestlefag.
yeah, it's neither better nor worse. (until next year when Vince takes his rightful place as king of football)
Why are you obsessed with sweatymandrama?
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This is an NFL and trump board. Get out of my thread
>drumpf
>2016+3
this is yang country. get dat bag, nigga
>memevici
God damn he sucks
When's Nelson coming back? I'm tired of Chokeovici.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET FLEET
FUCK
Fucking idiot.
FALSE SKYGOD
LMFAO WHAT A MORON
Kek!
>drops the ball early
And that's why that guy doesn't play in the NFL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED FLEET!!!! YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS A FOWARD PASS look at the fucking shadow
check em
>can't confirm
His foot literally hasn't reached the goaline
seconf game of mexican league just started if you wanna check it out on comercial breaks or something
literally lmaoing at you
Skygod sucks.
AAF needs more cameras, this shit is stupid.
>I think it isn’t a touchdown so I’m going to have to go touchdown here
Fucking retard. Fire this false prophet.
get fucked, Skygod has spoken
hotshot fans fired up
Why have a skyking if they aren't going to reverse shit?
Damn.....
The original XFL was fourth tier.
AAF is on par with NFLEUROPE
great call ref it was dumb this was even a question
ez touchdown
It’s the ball, which also didn’t reach the end zone.
REFBALL
I made that post before I realized this game was rigged.
hey pal
nice fleet derangement syndrome ya got there
It's actually crazy that AAF doesn't have pylon cams. Wouldn't those be the first on field cameras you'd want?
"Unfortunately"? Fuck you Skygod, what happened to innocent until proven guilty?!
Got the right decision in the end, but what the hell.
>Trump
Has a grudge with the NFL due to what they did to his USFL
Will help friend Vince destroy the NCAA by signing elite college Sofomores, frosh, and graduated HS seniors.
Literal refball
>rigged
oof the cope is too real
He’s literally a patriots fan. And what league are the patriots in again?
Let me guess, you’re not gonna reply to this post because you just got absolutely BTFO. And if you do reply, it won’t be with a counterargument (since this point cannot be refuted), it’s gonna be some shitty meme that only serves to admit defeat. What you should do is reply with this statement:
>I am sorry, user. You are right, and I am wrong. I’ll try not to be so stupid next time.
Go on, i’m waiting
>It’s the ball
I'm aware, i was just pointing out how his entire body was in front of the line.
This post is just all sorts of bad.
It's a pasta
No part of his body is required to be across the goal line.
>mfw Johnny Manziel throws 4 interceptions
Okay, that makes sense.
Ok memeball over, what's the score?
Remember when it looked like Johnny Manziel had it all?
He was drafted by the worst franchise in American sports, so no, not really. That shit could drive anyone over the edge.
Busy yesterday and missed both games. What did i miss? Was the Commanders and stallions game good?
>I want to say it's a touchdown, but there's no evidence
That skyjudge is not going to make it in Hollywood with that terrible performance.
>he got drafted because he literally texted the owner
jesus fucking christ.
>worst franchise in American sports
Watch the hyperbole mr.dane.
>being such of a rat that the Texans pass on you
That was his first sign
*not a touchdown
Reply: counter argument: small potatoes
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>air national guard
seriously, what's the point? when do you need fucking air superiority fighters to handle a hurricane or flood?
The Commanders-Mormons game was really good.
The 2020 XFL will be arena football tier. Or third tier. Still better than the lack that they had in 2001. I’m not sure where the cfl is at since it is a different game by rule set. I’d like to see an AAF vs CFL under either rules series.
Wow. The AAF sucking Johnny Foolsballs dick like hes Tom Brady or something joining the Alliance.
I was there, it was the best AAF game so far. Not sure why the Mormons didn’t try an onside conversion after that defensive 2pt conversion. The coaching brains of the AAF are just not in tune with the rules yet. If they expand by three teams, I want Kevin Kelley hired as a coach.
Gotta spend all that sweet defense industry contract dollars on something I suppose
It's wishful thinking. It would be great for the AAF if he thrived and made his way back into the NFL.
This league is doomed judging by the crowd sizes. XFL may absolutely crush them with their promotional infrastructure.
Are you being a pedantic troll or do you literally think people run like Sonic 100% of the time?
For Trent Richardson maybe. Not him. He's Tebow tier.
>fighters are the only airplanes
They do a lot of heavy lifting during natural disasters.
Their all time win percentage is like .240. Is there any team that is worse?
Why insult Tebow like that?
After a Pick 2 the defense automatically gets the ball. They aren’t allowed to go for a conversion
>not using less expensive trucks, trains, and boats
your tax dollars at work
The ball was the closest thing to the end zone, so what’s your point buddy.
Have the fleet been exposed?
Fleet more like sheet amirite
Planes are faster at responding to emergencies. National guard gets hand me downs so the shit is already paid for. Stop being a dummy.
it's the skeet
Because he couldn't help the Jest and it was even worse when we got Sanchez and I'm still salty. Fuck Jesus juice and Jesus boy.
Nigga have you ever seen what an area looks like after a natural disaster?
FREE FREE FREE FREE
Arizona is just a shitty football state. The San Antonio game had a little over 30k last night.
>so what’s your point buddy.
My point is that he was trotting to the endzone and even his extended leg wasn't touching the line when the tossed the ball, retard.
For a league being in its first year that's an impressive turnout.
Crowds don’t matter for any sort of entertainment at this level, it’s about content distribution across a wide variety of platforms
Great run there.
The ball was closer to the goal line than his foot. Blind user.
Only in San Antonio.
>Bercovici
So, retard it is.
Fucking rule writers are brainlets. Jesus. Vince and shills of Vince, if you are reading this: consider getting rid of the game clock and breaks and instead go with innings based football along with a 1 and 2 point conversion and 4 point fg so that the games stay close and competitive. Also use one foot inbounds so that we have better games.
Also considered making a rule that kickoffs start either ascending or descending by inning to encourage onside attempts and great returns. Also consider placing the ball at the one yard line of the ball hits the crossbars on a punt, kickoff, or field goal attempt. This way we can have more safeties. Thanks.
If you have rules like this: you’ll get better games and better games mean more viewers and the AAF fails.
Great camerawork there.
>Knocking on crowd size on a sport competing with March Madness and in its first season
Candy-ass detected.
no u
>.240
That is incorrect you dummy. Their all time % is .489
the fuck am I reading
CAM ON
I’m saying crowd sizes don’t matter retard
You're counting the two different Browns franchises as one. The expansion Browns are historically awful.
???
[chainsaw noises]
a... what...???
This game is getting weird. The calls are getting weirder.
>Yeets
ayy lmao
Dat roughing hit though
disgusting refball
Ravens did not get the Browns history.
The expansion Browns still hold all of that history, it didn't go anywhere. And why should a teams history be wipe because an old, crusty, salty ass faggot like Art Modell decides to move the team for no reason?
I agree, that touchdown was a clear fumble and touchback.
1) I never said they did. 2) The Ravens are literally the Browns franchise moved to Baltimore and the expansion Browns are a new franchise. Regardless of what lawyers would have you believe.
That's cool if Manziel was drafted in the 80s but he wasn't. He was drafted by the expansion Browns who literally cannot win.
camaaaaaan flat
Well considering the prizes for the tickets on the sides are over 40 bucks, I can see why people aren't showing up.
>they need to put a wet paint sign there
Good God where do they find these cringy ass commentators.
>he eats it
what's with southerners and constantly thinking about food?
Top quality hair add
Dfw would have outsold. The Alamodome is such a pain in the ass that the 30k is something to be proud of. But I wonder if they’ll have more next week. Guess I will see.
That home chef chick can tickle my balls with her tongue though.
>gangrene of the genitals
The 'before' images have to be photoshopped. I'm laughing my ass off here.
‘ate texus
‘ate mormons
‘ate zona
‘ate floorda
‘ate memepiss
‘ate kangz
‘ate urns
‘ate vince
‘ate xfl
‘ate norfeners
love me fleet
love me football
simple as
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Like, yeah, I'd hope.
Shit, the /aaf/ thread died.
*sip*
Philip Nelson... now there was a QB who could throw a pretty pass in his day.
Just need moar toasters
literally who
That was mayhomo esque
the best QB in the AAF you total and utter plebian filth
remove yourself from this thread posthaste
We'd be 5-1 if we he didn't get hurt
Bercovici throwing a good pass? Am I asleep?
imagine getting juked by bercovici rip that hotshit lb
>Italian naval commanders
$40 is a great price for a football game, but I understand why people would be hesitant.
>expansion Browns
The Cleveland Browns Football Team was deactivated after the 1996 season and reactivated in the 1998 season. The Ravens are officially regarded as an expansion team (which they are) and Art Modell is a fucking bastard. Modell apologists deserve death.
Come on AZ. I want to be proud of a team from my state for once!
completely and unabashedly true
this is a berco household and you will behave accordingly.
show yourself the door faggot.
the comeback
>sheet
You can deny reality all you want. The Browns organisation moved to Baltimore and is now the Ravens. A new organisation was started called the Browns. There is no lineage between the two Browns organisations other than being in the same city. The "official story" is a fever-dream fanfic dreamt up by buttmad fans and lawyers and is 100% disconnected from reality.
>Rooting for Italian pizza man
You must have brain damage like he does from that week 1 hit.
Rule ideas for the xfl designed to promote close games and end blowouts early.
Having strategic games would make people tune in and attend games.
>yikes
It's over
wow that stadium is fucking empty lmao
$5 general admission and see who shows up. Whoever is in charge of the pricing at the AAF is a moron. Luckily I only paid $10 for my tickets
Yea it's like Arizona already has a football team lmao
Reminder the fleet would be undefeated if Nelson was the qb, unironically
this is actually true
Jesus fucking Christ
How was there no holding on that
what the fuck is woford saying to snap the ball?
>shogoo?
Dat touchdown.
GG Fleetfags
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
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Wew
Wofford Vick
sneaky sneaky
Sad! Tickets cost too much. Whatever brainlet was in charge of pricing and promotion was an idiot.
>fleet
WELP
Rhinos a go?
Rhino Sicko?
not quite sure
EXPOSED
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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
>fleet
LMAOOO GET FUCK MARTZ
I'm going with rhino's the goat
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DOWN SHE GOES
>the yeets
YIKES
>tfw no thicc patiofu
:(
San Iego (No D)
But he was their QB when they lost to the commanders
Ahaha the Skeet are gonna miss playoffs.
>the best QB in the AAF
imagine actually believing this
Italian mitsubishi couldn't cut it.
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What's with those people in the upper corner? Why not move in closer? I doubt there's any security at these games checking people's tickets.
It's sad they're gonna end up moving. They have the best name and uniform and it's gonna end up changed.
>the best QB in the AAF
>throws a dart strait to a defensive Line Backer
Well, they were promoting 20 bucks tickets for Father/Daughter promotion, with a chance of taking pictures on the field!
I don't live in Phoenix, so not sure how much promotion they have around that area, but down in Tucson I hadn't seen any promotion for it.
The absolute state of the city of boats.
You now remember Nelson.
BERCOVICI NO
Lol boates
pearl harbored
New names should be San Diego Sparklers
Even with an former ASU QB you fleet niggers can’t do shit LOL
>a TD off of a fumble recovery in the red zone
>a FG
>a TD that wasn’t actually a touchback
>the skeet
Are you special or just deaf and blind?
BASED
FUCK
Is it time for the AAF administration to step in and do something regarding the fleet situation?
try watching the game first before you post
It’s sun devil stadium for a reason. Should only play at night. Arizonans don’t like the sun apparently
Nelson is not playing you fucking mong. Which was the whole entire point of that post. Holy christ.
imagine being a fleet fan kek how embarrassing
They tried at the end of the first half. Sadly, to no avail.
ah yes #Z comes out for the kick
Well, I can see them moving to some other city as Phoenix already has an NFL team, and as hardcore fan of the Cardinals, the fan don't even go to those games.
Weird. This is a team that is in a large enough area. Perhaps next year they should move to Phoenix and play in the dome.
Doesn't matter who you guys play you're still taking this L
It's Cape Engaño.
Free free free free
>gilbert
>folds the moment they play a team from the west
>nelson
>carves up the west like he was born to do so
ok
FUCK THE FLEET
They must be using fake crowd noise for the broadcast.
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Iron or Express?
Who ya got?
two kinds of people in this thread
>loyal fleet fans
>seething boat hating manlets
One side is more full.
Iron. It's gonna be a shitty game though. All Iron games are. I'm only watching because Manziel is supposedly getting snaps.
based and redpilled
I’m always on the side of (Johnny) football
It's hard picking between the shittiest team in the AAF and the best defensive team in the AAF.
The problem with Phoenix is that there are a lot of transplants from Midwest and other states. You'll see a lot of Cheeseheads and Minnesota, Raiders fans than Cardinals.
Cardinals had a little hype after going to the Superbowl, but last couple of years the team had been doing really bad.
Also Phoenix has many baseball team for spring training, so there is that competition.
lmfao picked
>THE CITY OF SAN DIEGO
Y I K E S
He's fucking imploding.
[CHAINSAW INTENSIFIES]
EW
Never an interception refs confirmed blind.
>The state of the San Deigo Titanics
holy shit that fucking throw LMFAO
Put in the third stringer
Give yourself a trip and name so that we can say hi.
>The Bolivian Navy of the San Diego Fleet
Yikes!
8-4 soon, fellow boat brothers
We have a lot of Dallas Cockboy fans here. Raider fans and 40 nigger fans too. Phoenix is a shit melting pot of shit teams.
>even talking after that bullshit at the end of the 1st half
Good point. Perhaps lower ticket pricing next year and schedule games at night. Arizonans don’t seem to like being outdoors in the sun.
>Fleet
>Playoffs
you may have ONE
Is manziel starting tonight?
im fine
>boats so shit they can be chainsawed in half
he's 2nd string behind silvers
>Fleet
>Winning Away games
Pick one, and only one.
dont worry all you boat hating fags
the FLEET will return
the CHAMPION SHIP will be claimed
It obviously matters because Bercovici sucks and the greatest QB in AAF history is sitting on our bench with an injury.
>muh yeet fleet
LOL
When did Garrett Gilbert get hurt and why is he sitting on San Diegos bench?
I don't think so, but probs will be sub in after memepiss inevitably shits the bed in the first half
Bummer, I was ready for some memes
Scary pulsating.
Game over boat niggers
Yes, I do believe we’re hotshit.
YOUR HERE!! THERE’S NOTHING TO FEAAAAAAR!!!!
MORE WINS THAN THE CARDINALS
lmfao
Still like a 60% chance of memes tonight user. Silvers wasn't great last week.
New AAF thread when?
Back to the general I guess.
I at least try to make it to the 49's games, just so I can drink the tear of the forty whiners when they lose the one of the worst team in the league!
Only 20% of people over 25 were born in AZ.
Damn.
I'm not even Arizona native, but been living here for 20 years and Cardinals were the only team I could follow without spending money.
About 45 minutes, for the Iron vs Memepiss game
OFFICIAL AAF POWER RANKINGS
1. Apollos
2. Hotshots
3. Commanders
4. Fleet
5. Iron
6. Stallions
7. Express
8. Legends
MANZIEL TIME
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