/TurnLeft/- STP 500 at Martinsville

Dillon clearly learned so much in the Truck race yesterday

S H O R T T R A C K
B A B Y

play.foxsportsla.com

truex not blaming some other driver?

Penske cars leading early usually equals them not winning.

FUCK BIG PHARMA AND FUCK BOOMERS

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sounds like you don't have (extremely specific illness symptom)

Epic

Foxsportsgo.com

Imagine the amount of dead boomers if big pharma didn't exist

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based Newman

Imagine the amount of dead pharma if boomers didn't exist?

Is it even possible to get excited about short tracks?

>mcdowlel

McDowell cawshun

is Elliot /ourguy/ today?

Praise god if we get a winner other than Busch/Harvick/ ____ Penske car

Elliot is reddit
4channel's guy is based KB

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Okay, this is epic

>KB
exactly

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Remember when Truex got his shit pushed in and did nothing about it?

>Larson goes back to credit one paint over McDonald's
>cant even crack top ten
disgusting

The Chevys have been laughably bad this year so far

>tfw they give the cars you were raking in top 5's and 10's with to the new guy and give you the old guys shitty cars that could barely crack the top 10

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Quads confirm

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PLEASE CLAP FOR JEB

Chevy has been in a steady decline since 2015.

Bets today:

>Kryle wins
>Hamlel gets a top 5
>That Jones Boi beats Gimmie
>Newman wins his group (4 total drivers, I think Autism is in it)

seems the historical bias for Chevy within the NASCAR corporate office has faded in favor of Toyota in recent years

Krut is best Chevy, Kryle is best Toyota. Both are based

toyota's just throwing an autistic amount of money into it

Have we come so far that a Gimmie win would be a good thing?

[Wrecky Steakhouse Intensifies]

based landon containing Ricky so he doesn't interfere with the leaders

Nobody wants to see him go out like this. It's sad to watch

>Orange Creamsicle Coke

Literally no one asked for this.

Yeah I don't get if he's just getting the shitty cars or if he's not driving his best, he's had some decent showings this year that got screwed up by pit penalties.

Meanwhile Ford has done nothing but try to pull its head out of its ass when it comes to its racing program.
>LeMan$ Ford GT
>new Supercars and NASCAR "mustangs"

Nice to see since Toyota seemed to be the only ones that gave a fuck about winning.

>lelson

>MIGOS MtN Dew commercial

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>de bris

>Larson has a brief 'tism episode
suffering week after week

>finally look in from ShindyCar on lap 145
>entire top 10 is SHR/Gibbs/Penske+Elliott for the 40th straight time
Why do I even bother

from who's that axle?

Chastain most likely

yeah, indy isn't penske/andretti and associates/ganassi at all

Radios are currently saying Boyer or Chastain

>he's just getting the shitty cars
This.

Is /toyota/, dare I say it, our team?

Chastain confirmed

Any better streams?

Better not be any Mexicans in this race.

FUCK BUBBA WALLACE AND DANIEL SQUAREZ

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Yeah it’s called having cable, kiddo.

yoursports.stream/live.php?v=fs1

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twitch tv iamtherealpapasmurf

...

>xfinity guest analyst
>Austin Dillon

holy fuck that sucks

theres one but nascar doesn't suck his dick like indy

Eh, they have a reliable standard of 6 teams winning per season, as opposed to the whole 5 in NASCAR last year from over twice as many races.

Almost got the digits

>HATES THIS PIT CLOSED BS

By buying cable you contribute to the shitty programming and conditioning that has a negative impact on millions and millions of citizens. Do the right thing and cut that shit.

how did Kurt go from 13 to 21st?

Pit work?

Larson sneak attack.

I know it'll never happen, but I wish one day Nascar would just have each car brand have one standard model that each of the drivers use. I'm so sick of drivers getting handed dogshit cars that has no potential of ever doing anything - it does nothing for the fans and nothing for the driver, everyone loses and makes the product worse.

what does this mean?

>wasting money on cable

Millennials were a mistake.

What stream are we all watching?

Wait why the fuck did Byron start 34th

The Indycar one

Failed pre race inspection

So was I, but that's over now

Did anyone in the top 6 change positions this entire stage?

Oh right short field

I was pullingg for Jones to hit him a little harder

Yes, plenty of the cars shuffled about.

>Kryle is so bad today he got passed by reddit
Martinsville confirmed not a real race track

>9

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Is he the worst running gibbs car atm?

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>almirola
back to cuba

Hamlin got a penalty for an uncontrolled tyre so he's running worse but Kyle was running behind Jones most of the day as well.

Larson wins this race

>Keselowski
ass
>Elliot
daddy's money
>Bowyer
boring ass
>Truex
boring overrated
>Busch
kyle
>Blaney
daddy's money
>Jones
comes off as an an elite bitch
>Harvick
biggest ass in Nascar
>Logano
cocky
>Suarez
only here for diversity

Not a single driver worth rooting for in the top 10

He can't even climb one spot, his car must be fucking awful.

>left foot
>brake
do they not have a clutch??

They only shift on restarts, and besides that they usually only use the clutch to start and stop on pit road.

Only if you don't like real drivers

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They changed how the shifting worked recently. I was looking for clutch pedal too.

>not here for racing but for fawning over drivers
>>

What's the thing over right foot?

>Byron running better than Jimmie

It's really ogre huh?

Extra safety if the throttle sticks

It's connected to the gas pedal to help prevent stuck throttles. When you lift your foot it pulls up the pedal.

You were saying?

it's there in case the throttle gets stuck

>sneak

>the 3 spins out the 24 at Martinsville
>it's irrelevant
And time marches on

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fox sports go

Yeah anyone can get spun by the Dillon boys kiddo.

>Blaney
>daddy's money
Lol, wut?

>roll the center
Excuse my ignorance, but what's the more technical explanation of that?

it was the less important dillon

How the car rotates in the center of the corner and how soon the driver is able to get back into the throttle as a result.

If it's not rolling the center correctly it's either too tight or too loose.

His daddy was in cup, so easy way to get into Nascar compared to others

Basically, it means he wants better control in the center of the corner. They break the corners down into enter, center, exit or so, and then they try to refine the car throughout the race.

Sorta.

rear end tires not sliding and front tires not sliding at the apex of the corner, allows you to put the throttle down effectively

This man speaks the truth

>too tight or too loose
Then why not just say that?

Thanks, bros

based chase

>jones just drifting around the track

/misshoots/

how was there no caution there

>Jonesy boy get rekt
Shame, I actually kinda like him

>Autism Dillon still in the top 10
What timeline is this?

>Chess gets the lead
>NASCAR keeps the green flag out even when Jones has two tires going down and is scraping along the ground
Are they involved?

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Verbal communication is a skill that must be trained and practiced, which is why they race cars.

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Thanks guys

They're never not involved

>hamlel
Fuck

...but they use those terms at other tracks

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I miss Matt. He was real.

perks of being the fan favorite

Friendly reminder that (((marketing))) and (((broadcasting))) for money is cancer.

It's pretty crazy to think that Matt Kenseth is in "cool old guy" territory now.

That's why they race cars, my friend.
He is with us, shitposting in spirit at least.

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because its a more detailed condition than tight or loose

Yeah. He deserved a better ending.

I bet he's laughing with Mayfield about France Jr.

I hope so.

bubba and ty are going to wreck each other

Just got home, how is the race? Did they even manage to fuck up Martinsville?

We all do bud

Funnily enough, Kenseth finished 6th in his Cup debut and finished 6th in his final race last Fall. I think that's a pretty good ending.

Track is fine.

Ending might be fun actually.

>Did they even manage to fuck up Martinsville?
Nah, even (((they))) can't do that.

And he finished IN the 6 car.

Spooky.

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Bill got a pretty girl. She still looks good at 40+

I feel so bad for Paul Menard.

Here's this kid, worked his ASS off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.

Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.

CAWSHUN

>Tifft

Rolling the center is a specific feeling, I've felt it even in video games. It's a little hard to explain in words I guess.

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bloody hell. I ddint realize my stream was delayed. Apparently I was 30 laps behind

It feels like the wheels are starting to hop then feels like bags of sand on exit

>FRM car

Commitment to mediocrity

ah yes, all the connections Dave fucking Blaney has

eh, fair enough

That's because you're being punished for typing like a fag.

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125 to go on tv

when you roll the center good the car is pointing in the correct direction as you completely release the brake and hit the apex. all 4 tires are gripping in this moment and you can roll back into the throttle aggressively

>mfw Autism Dillon up to 7th now

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Bowyer rip.

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>daddy's money
What money

Are “brake fans” really stock?

My alero doesn’t have them and I can stop just fine

Getting lucky that Brad wanted him to drive his truck probably mattered more. The only reason anyone even remembers him is because he was Ryan's dad.

D-ubz confirmed.

ch-checked

Chase finna pass Lezelowski

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Blaney will win like this

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This track always puts me to sleep.

Are “spring runners” really stock? My Alero doesn’t have them and I handle just fine

>harvick is 10 years older than kyle
Hope you enjoy KWL

“Rubbers”

Anyone who does the backpack dance should be gassed to death and put in a concentration camp

Why do Jimmie and Byron suck so bad? Chase and Bowman can at least run in the top half of the field on the lead lap most weeks. While those two aren't even close

Just throw them into a volcano

>Gimmie, laps down, in the way of the leaders, being shown the blue flag
where did it all go so wrong?

How long until Kyle goes Punished Kyle and starts knocking fools out of his way?

Sounds like cancer.

time and age is the great equalizer

With 30 to go

He's gonna' knock his way back to former cup driver is what he's gonna' do.

when they went to a big 4 car operation instead of 2 with 2 cars, and then hms decided to leave malec working at charlotte and finally when they separated knaus and jimmie

Why do they still read in these small tracks? It's just not interesting and killing the sport.

Ty doesn't drive for Childress. Darren needs to fucking retire.

>read

Race. Damn swipe

come on blaney wreck that punk bitch 18 car

idk what you're on about. Dega is my favorite track, but I love the short tracks too

I think Hendrick put so much into their engine programs they got so far behind on everything else, and now engines don't mean shit with them taking all the power away.

Hendrick has lost some key personnel over the years and it's really hurt their performance.

Germain has a "technical alliance" with Childress, so it's close enough

How's rehab Brian?

disgusting meme package

CAWSHUN

>Watermelon boy

Who the fuck is Darren and fuck yes he does

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this is essentially last year's package and you're right

How long until NASCAR ties numbers to drivers instead of teams?

When you pry them out of the cold dead hands of the RTA

Over/under 3.5 cautions from now to the finish

possible penalty for Elliott, that gasman touched the tyre

need kryle to put keklowski in the wall

Are race “slicks” really stock?

I have treaded tyres on my alero and I drive in the rain just fine

welp

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Blarney can win this

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hammer the over

Gasman can't touch the tire?
Holy fuck, why?

way over

Safety, they don't want spilled fuel

to lead to situations like this and send frontrunners to that back for memes. The same reason they have that "YOUR HAND TOUCH THE GROUND! 6 MEN OVER THE WALL! GO TO THE BACK!" garbage

I'm going to be really interested to see what happens to the RTA given that Brian France isn't in charge anymore and how the charter system has just become an institutionalized version of the Top 35 rule and hasn't attracted any new investors to the sport - Let alone owners.

gasman needs to only pay attention to to the gas can, nothing else

its chase though, they won't penalize him

>Larson 16th
where did it all go so wrong

I'd rather have Kyle win than Kezlelski

>Texas

At least I wont have to worry about watching next week

He's fine. Gasman is allowed to help guide the tyre to the wall using their leg/foot. Crews demanded it last year. Any other crew member touching the ground is a penalty though.

he's being intentionally kept down by the upper brass of Nascar, I think this is the obvious conclusion to draw

Texas: Literally Shit Since 1997

Nascar starter pack: Texas is shit

Nascar 200 IQ poster: Texas is a top 7 track

inb4 chess wrecks himself trying to pass

LETS GO 9 PUT THAT FAGGOT IN THE WALL

The funniest part is that whenever something interesting happens the week before at Martinsville, that fuck Eddie Gossage try to use it to sell tickets because there is no other way you could market that shit track.

on opposite day

chase is a pussy if he doesnt move shitlowski

It's over. Brad's car is locked and Chase used it all up.

oh ok, my bad

hopefully brads car is illegal

give it a few more laps, Punished Kyle about to show up

COME ON ELLIOT I WANT SOME FRIED PICKLES

he's just waiting to make his move you'll see

FRM caution please

kyle is the only driver who can wreck chess and have zero impact in his image

Probably when he called some race team cheaters, only explanation for a driver of his "caliber" to be this awful the last few weeks.

Caution pls

>inb4 meme cawshun

cawhun with 7 to go

God what a fucking awful race for everyone involved

Logano must be pissed

Pls

Not only that, it was Hendrick who gives him all his shit.

Race is fine.

Brad had the best car. Get over it.

RIP me and my predictions then

>no crazy wrecks in the last 30 at martinsville
this sport is so fuckng soft now

Didn't NASCAR talk to you about phoneposting, Bread?

>Bread

Seeing stuff like this really makes me wonder if every race is really that shit, or if people just like complaining.

>Logano must be pissed
Than I'm happy with it

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Does Miller not sponsor Brad anymore? I don't recall seeing the Miller Lite car at all this year.

Good lord this has been the worst season in recent memory so far

This is why nascar should have DRS.

>be an average driver
>win because your car was miles better than the next guys'
so based

It wasn't offensive but it wasn't good, BK stunk up the fuck out of it.

I dont even see a MIller Lite decal on the fenders

Yeah, it's on the side in small letters.

>tuned in with 20 to go
>no cautions so I couldn't post my hot dog pasta

I have failed myself

How would that even work? Dumping the spoiler? Genuinely asking about the engineering about this.

bunch of pussies out there user thats the reason

People just like complaining racing has been great this year imo

and the mechanics are drink beers

I was just joking, user, but that would be interesting to see how it would work.

They getting super drunk tonight.

There's been one or two turds this year, but overall decent races. Just not a fan of today's but if you are that's okay with me!!

well, Bread's team is drinking MIller Lites so maybe Miller just scaled back their sponsorshiip

guess my best hope is dega

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It's the kit. Chip is shorting them on something, or they're doing some dumb shit with their kit.

I went to go piss, did we get a seething interview with Kyle yet?

Thanks NASCAR radio, now sell me some sleep apnea masks.

That picture looks like a Renaissance painting

no, a nothing interview with Chase and an in car with Bread

I like Texas when it's fast and low downforce, but with this package it'll be ass, like all the races with that shitty low power / high aero trash.

Race was alright today I thought. Brad dominating was a bit unfortunate but if Chase started switching his line earlier the finish might have been more interesting.

Orange vanilla Coke tastes like diabetes lol

For 2018 they scaled back from 24 races to 11

That would only even work on Superspeedways wouldn't it? The regular ovals don't seem like the straights are long enough to even utilize something like that.

youtu.be/jLR7Ad28_A8

>you will never turn on the tv hear this and see qt3.14 Gen4 cars tearing it up on a Sunday while you >sneak post on /so/

It's been 2015-tier trash.

At what point does Hendrick try changing manufacturers? With as much money as Hendrick puts into his team it must be pretty embarrassing for him to not have the top team in NASCAR anymore given how badly Chevrolet has stunk it up.

>so

>Yea Forums

Hendrick will never leave Chevy.

Imagine if they go to BMW? He has a big BMW dealership iirc

never gonna happen. would be like the wood brothers leaving ford

Overall, a surprisingly decent race.

Can't believe how badly Jimmie boy shit that bed this race, lapped like a bitch.

The only thing that could save turnleft now is a Senior series. Jarrett, Rudd, Jimmy Spencer (if he can fit in the car), Mark Martin, Kenseth, Jimmie, Jr, etc. Cars would be '98 spec with modern safety stuff.

he has a lot of big dealerships

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