/hoc/

For me? Its the Colorado Avalanche!

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/beav/ thread?

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someone post it

.

Where were you when the caps died?

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DEL (German Farmer's League) playoff quarter finals (best-of-seven), Games 5

Mannheim 3:3 Nürnberg (9 mins to go, 2nd period; Mannheim leads series 3:1)

München 0:1 Berlin (1st intermission; München leads series 3:1)

Augsburg 4:3 Düsseldorf (Final result; Augsburg leads series 3:2)

Kölner Haie - Ingolstadt starts in 50 bings (Ingolstadt leads series 3:1)

91662801
XD the froge pulled out a slur from it

>Vich rink has the best ice?
Bell Center (Montrehal) - 28 procents
Roguher Ploceh (Hedmonton) - 21.7 procents
Bell MTS Ploceh (Binnipeg) - 6.6 procents
Axel Energui Center (Saint Paul) - 6 procents
Scottyah Bank Saddlehdomeh (Calgarou) - 6 procents

>Vich rink has the werst ice?
BehBehYahTeh Center (Sundrice) - 16.8 procents
Gila Rivher Arena (Glendaleh) - 10.7 procents
Barclow Center (Prooclun) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Ohnaheym) - 8.6 procents
PehAnCeh Arena (Releigue) - 5.9 procents

vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

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Beavers have big teeth which they use to chew wood.

redpill me on DEL, who should I cheer for

Awesome

Ovechkin won't get 50 goals this season.

Murray?

LMAO LOOK AT THAT FUKKEN MUNKEE

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unironically Fischtown Pinguins Bremerhaven

MUNCHEN
because munich is an ELITE city with MUSCULAR BAVARIANS dabbing on poor rhinelanders

ich bin ein goon und drop der gloves regularly

Can I play german hockey?

I am worried about facing the Central. Their style of hockey matches up extremely well against ours and it shows. They don’t let us get play our way. I’m not worried the same way about Atlantic and Metro opponents. I hope if we get to the SCF it isn’t against the Central. I’m kind of scared m8 t bh

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imagine being mad at an island

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>Calgary Inferno players Kelly Murray and Eden Murray are nieces of former NHL coach Andy Murray. They are also cousins of South Korean womens hockey National team coach Sarah Murray.

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>transpa fan worried about facing another eastern team in the playoffs
Floridian intellectuals everybody

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B/a/ste

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wow i just love anime and sunbelt and being a tranny

yo same but remove those last two

you'll have to play vs the bloos m80

Did you even read my post? Be honest.

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Yes, but I'm incredibly stupid

It’s okay m8 have a cuppa

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would be ok with another penguins cup win honestly

the Blues may be a tough out for anybody, not just TB. >jest will implode again, same with >perds, >flims aren't ready

>Leafs exhibition game in St. John in September
>Tickets start at 125 Canadien Dollars a ticket
125 dollars for an exhibition game.. A bit over the top? Seems excessive as hell

>wanting shitsburgh to win again

yikes

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Obsessed and seething

welcome to leafs hockey

I really hope this is a child's room even though I know better.

remember those are Canadian funbux memedollars

wont be long lad

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2bh the Switch is good

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Back to /vg/ you dumb fucking weeb

>manlets
>when will they learn?

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Literally cheaper than any seat in the arena.

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yeah i think the blues are definitely the team to beat out west. they've just been on a tear and are hot at the right time with all the tools to do well.
flims will crumble under shit tendies.

imagine being mad at anime macros on a phillipine watercraftring server

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>mad at anime
>on Yea Forums

soon

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time for a 10 am beer & hockey game lads
i might get one if the new animal crossing looks good

Not looking forward to tonght's game, lads

Well I'm looking forward to the game, but not everything surrounding it

that's how you know he's a true yinzer

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Overrated shit?

>annoy everyone
>ask why they're mad

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Relax, lad. Only like two or three Montreal posters despise >us with every fiber of their being.
The rest of them are actually quite nice.

If Tampa goes to the final, they will sweep Vegas. Unless Fleury goes back to being the playoff goalie he was between 2009 and 2017. Then It will probably be the Blues.

Oh. I see what you mean now.
Yeah, modern corporations fucking suck.

imagine literally thinking you know what the playoff bracket looks like

>boomer_dabs_on_zoomer.webm

daily reminder that Wilson is a cheapshot faggot

>going all the way
my team
>flaming out in the first round
your team

simple as

Wild Bros, on the one hand, I really want to make the playoffs because you can’t get better if you don’t get there, but on the other hand, maybe missing the playoffs will get us a new coach and some contract restructures. I’m torn

Embrace the tank.

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A little late for the tank.

Salvage the tank.

Nothing is going to happen for you nonces while you’re paying Parise and Suter til they’re 45 years old

Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

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listen to this man even though

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>implying the mild will ever be good

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Carolina is heterosexual and quite good at hockey.

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Every team that was good was also bad. There is no such thing as a perennially bad team, only bad management

>Carolina is gay
i feel like their stance towards homos makes this very untrue.

Who should I root for in the playoffs now that the team that I root for is out?

Penguins

The good guys.

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bloos

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cant imagining having a SHIT team thats going all in for a playoff spot instead of just embracing the tank and memes

I expect a lot of Ahoposting. How is Smechnikov?

That’s not the Wild if that’s what you’re implying

They're all closeted queers and they lack the ability to play hockey at any competent level.

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More like smegmacock

GG last night Bolts, was a great game! Was there and can say I dont actually care for your fans.

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>How is Smechnikov?
He's gotten better and more responsible at every part of the game as the season has gone along. And now he's awakening at just the right time.

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yes but are you white, male and over 6'?

he means jykkets

When that girl said his name, my dick got hard.

>will get us a new coach
You lost me there, you stupid faggot.

so we know that trampa and st poois are gonna make the final, but who are the other 2 conference finalists?

Yes (English / German), yes, and yes (6'1").

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>wanting Bruce “I hate winning in the post season” Budreau

hurricanes and flames

we could keep him as an assistant.
bring back scott stevens but as a head coach this time lol

who cares man

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>tfw 5'11.75" king of manlettos

bruce budreau has man titties lol

relocanes finna get dabbed on tonight

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>Carolina is heterosexual
lmao check their twitter

Shut up nigger

Mais non, si'l vous plaît.

Shut up shut up shut up
Disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow disavow
I blame Gary for all of this shit. Nobody >here actually supports it.

whats the TLDR on carolina and twitter ? I have no idea what youre talking about

>Relocanes are unironically a homosexual team
Hahaha

>like rainbows and think them mixed with the usual third jersey is a cool aesthetic
>can't enjoy it because it's only for the sake of pushing gay shit

why do fags gotta ruin everything bros

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none of these answers are even close to correct

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It's "Hockey is for Everyone" night. So that means that it's time to throw rainbows on everything, put a few tokenistic minorities who don't know shit about the sport in front of the camera for a few seconds, and ignore all of the straight white men who actually like hockey.

Pretty sure every team does this at some point in the season.

Did he score a goal yet?

He has never had a good enough team in Minnesota to be able to win in the playoffs.

hello can finlan come and hang out today? sweden can come too

We're talking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs, which is a hockey championship, not a Fortnite tournament.

You sound like an absolute cuck

don't you know? it's very progressive to get targeted marketing based on your sexual orientation

he can win both
it's called being a well-rounded player

Name >your team, lad, and I'll find you a hundred pictures of them doing the whole rainbow-colored song and dance too.
Shit's gotten bad across the board ever since last season.

I'll come and knock on swedens door on my way and ask him aswell

Fagolina Relofaggots starring Randy the Raging Faggot of Raleigh

If a PR marketing stunt triggers you that much then you're just proving you're the real faggot.

He has had better teams than the Wild and STILL lost hard in the playoffs, check his coaching record.

cannae wait to play the >PONS in the playoffs again

>Caps up 2-0

Are the failers finally going to be eliminated today bros?

which NHL team does in the least for homo bullshit? I think it might actually be the Flamers ironically

Posting about it on Yea Forums proves that you're an even bigger faggot.
Checkmate, atheist.

>my jetties won shutout yetserday
>my cappies winning shutout today

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>Fagolina HurricAIDS

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>montreal in charge of womens hockey

hopefully.

>wahmyns bullshit
>relocAIDS
Grim 2B honest

imagine being both sunbelt and gay lmao holy fucking kill yourself

>every team has this shit
GARY STOPPIT

Name >your team.

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>dislike homo bullshit
>watches hockey
You should watch basketball.

he won't because he knows there's a pride shirt for them too lol

true, blacks tend to dislike gays very strongly

FUCK OFF

>RelocAIDS
Hahahahaha how long until they seek out a gay dude to play hockey and show him off like a caged monkey?

I'm not gonna be lectured by a boomer that grew a beard to hide his baby chin. Fuck off

hockey is for everyone, sweetie

I don't like soap operas desu

>getting triggered over a series of colors

why is it so easy to offend right wingers?

Sinful homosexuals SHALL be going to hell

Mfw finland win hockey

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hell is only real in ohio

Because of weak-mind goaltenders
That's because so many of nogs are gay.

fuggg i thought i'll get my stroganoff ready between periods but it took almost the whole second period too

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>has never coached a team past the conference
>”it’s the goaltender’s fault”
He’s a playoff choker coach, plain and simple.

LES CANADIENNES MONTREAL REFPUCKED

I will also be stroganoff between periods

>I like to watch statistics on wikipedia instead of watching the games when they happened
This is you

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Thinking about /nap/ lads any thoughts?

quanthockey.com/nhl/us-state/nhl-players-born-in-north-carolina-career-stats.html
>best player is jared "complete shit" boll
even florida is better and its a swamp full of meth heads

Hockey is for hockey fans :))

Do it. There's almost no bad time for a nap.

kek

Prove me wrong

any Swans fans in /hoc/? This is a kino album for sunday afternoon right here:
youtube.com/watch?v=FUKmSfp0toY&t=1191s

>like the twink?

How many stanley cup finals games did bruce boudreau coach?
He couldnt get a sniff at the scf with prime ovechkin
He couldnt get a sniff at the scf with getzlaf and perry
He's the definition of overrated shit. The game has passed him by.

Holy Money is underrated

Shoegaze only, user

You could be gay enough, but I'm not sure that you actually play hockey.

Still haven't checked that one out oddly. Children of God is my favourite and of course STFB (not something I can listen to all the time)

For me, its nickelback

hell yeah. if like the gaze dream pop is where it's at too. Cocteau Twins are my fave all time band

The team is based though, thats all that matters la

Watch the games.
>this whole post
based
Haven't released anything noteworthy since 2005

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>he doesn't even try to refute it
ZERO scf appearances even with elite teams.

Shall try to take some solace in that fact as I'm dodging swarthy queers out in the PNC parking lot.

Sweden doesn't know jack shit about hockey.

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If the twitter logo is anything to go by the jerseys are going to look great. Im pissed that its 100% a political stunt.

Silver side up is unironically a really good rock album. hating on them is a sure sign of reddit

Is MTL vs CAR THE game today?

>looks up the demographics of quebec vs the demographics of carolina
>laughs out loud

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C'est possible.
Shall be dusting off my high school French for tonight's game.

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Either that or the reddithawks vs redditlanche

no its ARI vs NYI

>Les Canadiennes Montreal has a 5'3" tendie

seems pretty reddit desu

I unironically play this album sometimes. People just hated them because it got overplayed here.

For me, it's Talking Heads

>womanlets
grim grim grim

The Triangle is a pretty liberal but also pretty white area. The majority of people living near PNC are white. The folks in Cary are either northerners (white), Koreans or Indians. Lots of Koreans for some reason but theres a few really great restaurants. Might go to one for dinner tonight.

>1993

>league soon
>mls not for 2 more bongs
finally

>Chicago is reddit
You want to know how I know YOU are from Reddit?

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>1980

>even with elite teams
Many ''elite'' teams haven't made it to the finals. You obviously think that the coach is the be-all and end-all of a hockey team. Here's a pro-tip for you: It's not.

>You obviously think that the coach is the be-all and end-all of a hockey team. Here's a pro-tip for you: It's not.
Nice goalpost move.

>reddithawks aren't red-

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>two teams out of contention
SHANT

that doesn't excuse over a decade of eliteness going nowhere

The fact is, Sweden is the only country to have been caught doping at an olympic ice hockey tournament. They probably have doped at every tournament since inception, just haven't been caught red handed.

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uhhhh the redditlanche are in a wildcard spot sweetie

chicago is reddit the sports city

>cusb with muh 108 yeats
>hawks with no fans up until they got gifted two talents
>wh*te sox
>muh jordan
>muh burrs win da superB owl

"No."

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would be fun to see them get pounded in the first round desu

shove this up your pueblo

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thats 2 years old you redditcuck and no shit we became popular right after we became the modern equivalent of a dynasty

>no proof
Unsurprising. Now fuck off back to /r/predators you Reddit retard

Why are you so meanspirited.

for me, is top right

>2 more wins
>1 less point
loser points were a mistake

>we

coyotes are young and still developing. would be funny if they got in over the stars

>needing proof to say why chicago is reddit

the answer is obvious

I mean, you're denying facts, do you want me to lie to you? I hope the yotes get in.

big facts. the dumbest thing ever desu.

only because a win isn't worth 3 points
literally every sport that ranks by points and not record has wins at 3 points.

did you copy and paste this entire comment from reddit?

business idea: no more loser points but OT wins only get you 1 point

>award more points for draws
Americans truly are stupid and fat.

Get in here ICEBROS

>be a "dynasty"
>lose to phoenix in the playoffs

the redpill is the game is a tie if the score is tied after 60 minutes.

ties are fuckin gay lad

americans can't handle ties and therefore Gary will never allow them

this is considered a “sport” in finland (aka dumbniggerland)

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1 period of 5 on 5
1 period of 4 on 4
1 period of 3 on 3
NO loser points
NO shootouts

WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM HUH?

>you will never win the Clarkson Cup.

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lmfao they even wear those gay ads on the jerseys in this meme sport

He's projecting to try to mask his own pain. He's actually a darkie himself.

You're all fucking fags

Literally baseball but less gay.

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>Chicago is Reddit
>Nashville is BASED and EPIC hockey belong in the south!

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I like cricket.

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and here you are making yourself seethe over a better hockey team and market. where are your fans when you suck?

SEETHE reddithawk

One day I will actually watch a cricket game maybe.

>Nashville is BASED and EPIC hockey belong in the south
>nobody talking about trashville
>REEEEEEEEEEE TRASHVILLE
lmaaaooo imagine getting swept by another sunbelt.

yeah and the avalanche have 23 better goal differential dumbass

>tits are gay
no they aren't, what're you black?

Funny. How many cups have you won?
>le epin catfish maymay xDDD
And somehow you predditcucks are still more onions than the hurrishits. Impressive.

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this redditor is so mad lmfao

yeah and teams pull their goalies while being 2 down with 2 minutes left

IPL just started, lad. Easy way to watch the sport and matches would be starting right around 4-5pm Finland time.

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based and dyslexiapilled

yet im not even a preds fan. stay mad chicagocuck

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pretty funny how much damage the predditors did on the reddithawk "fans" with that sweep

>immediately comes to predditors defense
Tell me again how Trashville isn’t Reddit?

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literally nobody here is a preds fan, but we can pretend just to make the redditor seethe

91665695
not even giving this blackcucks fag a (you) because he is max SEETHE now

>it's proof that someone else is reddit when they're doing the exact same thing as me
Grim.
t. unaffiliated, impartial observer

You'd think the retarded hurricanes spammer would've learned something about hockey by now, but every post is like it was written by a woman.

nobody has said trashville isn't reddit

who /watching girls college final/ here?

>nobody was talking about them
>better bring them up again

You're a fucking moron and I mean that sincerely.

Truth: Chicago is the worst fanbase in all of Yea Forums and have all the tripcucks in the world

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pretty rude

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Rent-free.

don't bully the yotes

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How have you not learned anything about hockey yet? All of your posts are retarded.

might as well tell me water is wet

All the Tripfag Redditors are gone. There is one guy left who regurgates the same /int/ tier shit over and over in gamethreads though.

>SEETHE
>cope
>howlingp

hurricucks are predditors from 2 years ago 2.0

funny how Reddit loves them just as much here. Makes you think huh?

Almost as if this place is infested with redditcucks

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>gets immediately shadowed by pittsburgh's b2b
based pens?

this

>Almost as if this place is infested with redditcucks
yeah which is why everyone tells you to fuck off so we can have a nice reddit-free thread but here you are once again

there's at least 4-5 that appear during game threads

Pens are closer to a real dynasty than Chiraq was 3 years ago

Imagine letting a team live in your head rent-free.
Imagine seething about them to a bunch of strangers every day of your life.
Imagine thinking that you're actually making good points and that people care about your opinion.

SEETHEminder that this happened

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were the wangs the last real dynasty?

91665904
stop posting because you suck and your team is NOT a dynsasty.

Imagine thinking being a retard everyone hates is a fun gimmick

Yikes.
I don't wanna imagine this.

>I literally cannot handle the fact that the Blackhawks have the modern day equivalent of a dynasty

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oilers

>Seeth
>Cope
>Imagine
>Rent free
>Yikes
>Grim
>Cringe

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Kill yourself faggot

>he's still fucking going
Is this all just an elaborate false flag or what?

business idea: Do it the European way (the superior way) win=3 points OT or SO win = 2 points (plus a goal in the statistics for the winning shootout goal) OT or SO loss = 1 point
No, you will never be a real girl, even if you chop your dick off

report and ignore

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There's literally nothing wrong with grim

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great boomerpost

My only reservation with the 3 point system is how rediculous the end of season totals would look. There's something nice about 100 points indicating how good a team is

things are getting pretty heated in here. Lets all calm down with some
>rags

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Did someone say
>rags
?

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Nah. For me, it's some nice, comfy
>laffs
instead.

lets go

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>rags

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>rags
t. raggot

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t. laffer

The old guy is ok but the young one is a massive faggot. His wife must be a real piece of work.

>rags
>rags

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de eternal raggot

>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise

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That's a pretty minor thing though. It wouldn't take long until people would get used to it. But knowing how the NHL works, the points system will never change.

This. Rangers are rebuilding, barely relevant. Stale meme is stale.

>rag s

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There is nothing wrong with the current point system

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>good ol minnesota boi brady skjei just turns around instead of helping hank cuz he knows "the king" is just a whiny bitch
based

Plus, the Rangers have at least given us some comfy memes.
The Leafs provide nothing to /hoc/ but spergery and bitterness.

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>91666140
>91666259
>replying to yourself
embarassing

why is hab short for canadien

>dude antisemitism lmao
>dude edgy 9/11 jokes even though im in flyover country and never been above 9 stories lmao
Wow! It’s just like I’m on /pol/!

Habitchuals

french. Les habitents

Bad guess, as ever.

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>how he that smug with no cup?

>losing to the >rags
>lefs

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youtu.be/cC8YFnVm2lc

No one stood up for lunqvist. Tells you everything.

>91666376
>cant even prove it
got heem

Would you stick up for lundshit?
Such a dive anyway

double trips dont lie

Exactly but the Mike Smith dive last night was worse

>laffs
>rags

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You're wrong

interesting how in usa they have a specific sport which is baseball for women and they call it softball

hey, its also for old people

I know lots of people that play coed softball

And church goers

>rags

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Field hockey is for women with candles which is even more specific

they also have lingerie handegg for their bulldykes

I doubt that's real but either way, self-deprecating your homeland, home town or team should be awarded with the death penalty.

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>softball
>ball is significantly harder than a baseball
Why are Ameriblubbers so fucking retarted?

>not being critical of everything if its valid
trash

It's strange because baseball is basically a sport made for women. You don't need any athleticism at all.

>rags

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gay

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mmmm eberle

>its soft pitch baseball
>softball

can't throw it as hard

laine back on the fortnite train. he even played for a few hours after he got home last night.

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HOCKEY IS FOR EVERYONE
EVEN FAGGOTS AND SUNBELTERS

If you're maurice, what do you offer for a Laine contract.
For me, its 6x6

BUY MY BOOK

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>Canadian hockey knowledge
No way Laine gets less than 9 mil

Being critical towards something is entirely different than self-deprication. Tha latter is basically cuckery and an invitation to invasion.
>look at us, h-he h-hee h-h-e, we are silly aren't we, lol but be asured that I didn't have anything to do with it, I voted for the RIGHT things

>hitting a small round ball traveling 90+ mph with a round bat is easy

>offer
>offer
>offer
Imagine not being able to read.

>moving the goalposts
Should’ve excepected this from a fucking leaf

gay

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>carolina does a gay night
>isles respect the autistic

based

>I don't understand the term offer
Instead of reading, you just got upset at my flag for no reason.

Cool logo desu kinda want to suck a dick now.

i like it because it matches my razer keyboard, which is also for fags, like me, who is a fag

Maybe they will have a gay orgy at centre ice if they win

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Like a 2nd draft pick is going to accept that deal. I would offer him 5.8x2 with a promise of a huge contract if he get a certain amount of points/goals. I also don't think Maurice will be the one who offer Laine anything.

summoning the ghost of rags raglan

So, Iles honors /hoc/?

>10 year old memes

I never said that. but any random fatass with enough training and talent can do that.

orange man bad

Yeah, hes a 50 point winger this year. His value has plummeted. Its probably going to be a bridge deal.

>STOP BEING MEAN TO MY ORANGE DADDY

>calls others snowflakes
>gets upset this easily

So can any 14-99 year old dyke when it comes to a softly thrown ball the size of a fucking grapefruit

Imagine being a canadian trump supporter.

So glad Yea Forums is finally turning against the fat retard and the Reddit invaders that destroyed this website in 2016

>Bring up Trump for no reason
>WAH STOP TALKING ABOUT BAD ORANGE MAD SEETHING INCELS

Decent /nap/ lads

it takes crazy hand eye coordination to hit a breaking ball, especially when it is mixed in with the heaters, they say it is the most difficult thing to do in all of sports in terms of physics
but yes it is not the most athletic sport by a long shot, although you cannot have 9 fatboys in the field, you can definitely have one

you need tons of athleticism to play baseball
what you dont need is endurance

your common human isnt making this catch
youtube.com/watch?v=gGs3rxSg5Hs

>Waaaaah waaaah, Trump is dumb waaaaahh
Does this cuck mean that a hobo who shits on the street in San Francisco and talks to a wall all day would be better as President?

>triple 69
Wew

>anyone with enough training and talent can do it
what a dumb thing to say

those are the two things you need to do anything

I like hockey.
Do you guys like hockey?
Boy, howdy I'm glad we are discussing hockey here in /hoc/, the hockey general on Yea Forums, the sports board!

And then you remember people were calling Obama the anti christ and other dumb shit. These people are no different other than social media being louder than it was 6 years ago

imagine complaining about garnold drompf literally all day everyday

Been thinking about what cereal to try
any ideas lads

todays games are a snoozefest

get this shit out because there are games on

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What dreams did you have, fren

I think we can all agree that this Swede is a fucking retard, right?

go post on Yea Forums ya fatherless dork

get something in sphere form
kix, trix, reese's puffs, cocoa puffs

get this shit out because this is a hockey thread on a sports board

There is literally nothing wrong with animeposting

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gay

its off-topic, this is 4channel afterall

Other than admitting to being a kissless incel with no father, no.

We don’t want it here because this is a sports page, and it details threads everytime which proves that it’s the wrong place for it

I agree

flandor is not tampa

I post anime as a reaction macro that adds to my text posts about hockey. If it makes autists go off topic to complain about it that’s on them.

Certain positions may need a bit of athleticism.
My favourite position
You need work ethic and determination. And by the look at how many baseball players bodies look they have neither.

general reminder if you have played spicswing but dont know how to skate, /hoc/ is NOT for you.

anime tummies

If being a professional baseball is so easy, why do the best players make more money than entire nhl franchises are worth? Why not hire some fatass off the street?

"training" is working and being determined you silly bitch

:(

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1 boreball season has the same amount of games as like 2 nhl season. boreball stadiums hold like twice as many people as nhl arenas. are you stupid?

Disgusting, and /hoc/ wants these chumps in over the Habs.

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>I post anime as a reaction macro
fucking loser

but they both are making it

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I have no idea. Aren't baseball a dying sport anyway?
They are obviously not training in a gym.

good afternoon leafs nation

No one on /hoc/ wants them in over the habs other than Randy

Because it takes an extremely rare amount of talent and athleticism to hit off major league pitchers.
Simple supply and demand.

what would a eurofag know about basedball?

i love the homos, i love the fags and i love the trannies
they do train in a gym, even the fat ones
they also practice for hours a day, even the fat ones

The hardest thing to do in sports is to hit a major league pitch.

This isn't even in dispute.

my honest opinion is that there are like 5 teams in new york and we only need like 2

hoc is for fags ONLY
im gay btw

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Most every professional sports league has seen a decline in fan attendance.
The only sport growing in the US is soccer. This is all a result of our rapidly changing demographics and the increasing feminization of our society, it is all bad and getting worse.

Agreed rags should be contracted

based pillow biter

My friend gave me his Sony Vita for $100. What games should I get for it?

>the Vita has games
lol

the absolute state of randy and the relocanes

Hack it and get literally everything

I got nothing against gays but I hate companies doing this kinda shit as a blatant marketing stunt and I don't understand gay people that can't see right through it or even worse those that do but eat it up anyway since they're the kinda person that lets their sexuality define their personality

if everyones a fag then no ones a fag
thats called 'inclusion, jens, maybe youve heard of it
exactly, i forget thats even a team sometimes

>rags
>Isles
>Devils
Who else?

nhl attendance has gone up over the last decade tho. are you just making things up as you go along?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_Hockey_League_attendance_figures

fags love attention, anything that gives them attention is exactly what they want, they have no shame

It takes above avarage hand-eye coordination and a great doctor who can hide your intake of steroids.
I barely know shit because it bores me to death. I would have to get paid to watch a baseball game. I also used to know a guy from my hometown who got a collage scholarship for being ''good'' at baseball. He also had a fucked up back before he got the scholarship from playing drums so it can't be that hard to play.

Imagine supporting the corrupt liberals because their lesder loves fags and trannys

what's our opinion on otters?

I could shitpost about how the vita has nogaems but in all sincerity Gravity Rush is one of my favorite things to happen in this console gen so you should definitely pick the first game up. (its sequel is on PS4, if you have one of those.)

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Cowswords

>hating trump means you like liberals and trudeau
kys you dense fuck

Ironically hockey is the only sport that's remained relatively level in interest level in the US. Football and baseball are in decline and Basketball is on the way up. Hockey is just kind of staying put in terms of viewership and general interest.

the sabres, and lets throw the panthers in for good measure too

>nobody talking about the mild
>better bring them up again
I care

I like their toned bodies more than bears tbqh

Delusion.
You've also admitted you know nothing at all about it. Just stop arguing, you've lost.

Oh yeah, I guess they are in New York.
I usually think of them as a suburb of Toronto at this point, though.

its not like gay people can stop it. this is like those livestrong bracelets from a decade ago. (((they))) are profiting off of a social movement.

how did he go from this...

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I took a class in uni where we spent a few weeks being lectured on the future of philanthropy and being warned about this exact thing. That was in 2011. All these left wing retards are too dense to understand major corporations dont actually give a fuck, they just want money any way they can.

Who are you quoting

...to this?

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back injury.

jens? no i'm håkan from stockholm.

that is good news to me, i said most, and you cant always see it in the attendance figures for leagues like the nfl, mlb and the nba because it is counting tickets not physical attendance
i hope hockey is filling the arena every night

Fuck off I can’t take this anymore seriously

You gonna vote conservative come October? Scheer is already being treated as Trump JR. He's a racist bigot and so are you if you vote conaervative.

I don't think regular gays swallow (hehe) it. It's for the straight liberals who want everything they don't give a fuck about to be ''inclusive''. I have an uncle who's gay and he dislikes Pride parades and fucking hates sissy faggots

you took a class in university and they told you to think black and white? they told you to blame other people instead of looking it critically? sounds like a shitty university tbqh.

thinking of a shitpost for next thread

gonna cry? piss yourself maybe?
im gay and i love pride parades and sissy faggots
i also had sex with your uncle and he told me he was disappointed in you

Yes.
Only if you listen to the extreme left.
Untrue.
Trumps a piece of shit, and has done nothing but destroy the canadian economy. You're delusional if you believe otherwise.

Canada doesn’t matter

I don't understand baseball. Attendance is horrible, young people don't give a shit, yet MLB is signing record breaking tv deals and player contracts. Cant tell if it's actually dying.

The NHL is kind of dumb when it comes to taking attendance. There's no set rule on which type they need to announce so some teams count turnstile others count sales.
Even if you were to force counting turnstile on the teams it would still sell out more often than the NBA. The NBA is basically held afloat financially by California, New York, and Boston, every other team has had financial and attendance struggles at some point in their existence.

Checked

should be on switch instead

thinking about shitty posts
seems like there's one in this very thread, in (you)r very post

Fuck you /hoc/ the Switch is great

Yes I'm sure Trump destroyed our economy and not the liberal retards who refuse to exploit our oil and natural gas reserves in the name of climate change. Pure Trump.

retired boomers still watch tv. thats the main demographics of boreball fans. so they still have big tv numbers.

Yeah I don't really understand it either. But people have been saying "baseball is going to be dead in 5 years" for over 50 years now, so I doubt MLB is going to fold any time soon.
Maybe it's a situation like the NBA where the uber-popular teams keep the entire league financially stable while the smaller teams just leech money off of the collective pot.

Thinking about hacking all Switches to be full of tranny porn for next thread

The switch is for homosexuals/hurricanes fans

they average salary is going down along with attendance, these landmark deals are because the big draw players have that kind of leverage they can exert over the teams

its also worth stating that these salaries are pretty small compared to the profits that the teams are taking in

baseball fans skew older and richer than fans of other sports

Canada is based especially their geese
Why isn’t /hoc/ a /gees/ thread

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the new janny is going to have a lot of work to do in this thread

Only redditors hate it for some reason

Cows are giant pussies. Has nothing to do with the goose

The Switch is actually fun, but I don't understand why anyone in their right mind would ONLY buy a Switch.
If you're older than 21, you still partake in video games, and you only play Mario games you deserve to get laughed at.

yeah i could kick a cows ass, no problem

Geese are scum fuck animals and all deserve to have their necks wrung

It was called community psychology, it was about helping people at a grassroots level, it wasnt a "all corporate philanthropy is bad" type of thing, it was more "be weary of corporate philanthropy" and then shitting on the susan g komen foundation.

>89% European in 1996
>73% European in 2016
>57% European in 2036
>41% European in 2056
>25% European in 2076
>9% European in 2096
>This is assuming the current trend continues but with low European birthrates it will likely accelerate
If you don't like this you are a racist bigot.

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Reddit loves the switch you dingo.

just buy one of those retro snes systems

Yes, they count tickets and not attendance, and half the attendees are up in some moneygrab lounge room or buying gear or concessions. They've already got your ticket money, now they want to lure you away from the game and get some more money out of your pockets.

How would you know Reddit?

How many twists of the nutsack can a human take before it’s dangerous? Asking for personal reasons, not a friend

As soon as people forget about kneeling nogs, niggercollide will surely grow more popular again. And I have no fucking idea how anyone can enjoy apehoop though.
Vad hände? Förnedrade av Leksand...
Cool story bro.
Grim. I just hope I will still be alive when America is a mix of niggers and Mexicans and the state of the nation then.

expecting at least three new /hoc/s created and will shitpost in all three of them
any doing less is a sunbelt casual faggot

if theres one thing were good at, its projecting data 70 years into the future

were all gonna be cooking like goldfish in a crockpot by 2060 anyway buddy, just man up and eat the falafel

Screenshots you aspie.

Canadian geese are fucking horrible.
>shit everywhere
>honk
>charge at park goers
>honk
>create massive hordes of geese that do nothing but shit and look horrible
>honk
>can't even scare them off, you'll just get them to charge at you or stare at you
worst thing to come out of canada, even worse than the fucking laffs

We've been importing a lot of ukrainians and east europeans the last few years. All is not lost.

right and half the tickets are going to corporate sponsors and other's who don't show up or can barely be considered fans when they do

im more of a sundress casual faggot

all people are fucking retards when it comes to corporations "donating" money. they are writing off your donation for their tax exemption. dont know why you try to specify its only left wing retards who dont notice this.

Don't forget when they cross the road and just stop and no amount of car horn 'honking' can get them to fucking move.

anyone playing sekiro?

They write it off sure and save 20% of it by doing so, but they still have to have spent the cash buddy

I didnt mean to imply it was only them, just that the current trend is pandering to them. No need to get upset.

yes, it's fun
it took a while for the combat to click for me but I'm enjoying it a lot more now

would it be a good starting point for souls games

>Grim. I just hope I will still be alive when America is a mix of niggers and Mexicans and the state of the nation then.
That is a Canadian demographic's table, although their rate of change is extremely fast, the U.S. is in an even worse place and you will definitely be alive to see us completely overrun.

According to Al Gore in 2000, be should all be dead by now

>but I don't understand why anyone in their right mind would ONLY buy a Switch.
weebs hate PS4 now because they went full cuckifornia
no excuse not to have a proper PC too but then there's the whole "Epic turning PC storefronts into more console war bullshit and giving everyone chinese spyware" thing

Not kidding when I say part of the reason I started watching hockey this season because I needed something else to do to since I've gotten really fucking disillusioned with video games lately

Never got an answer on the nutsack question, so I’m gonna keep going.

Keep us updated

>and then shitting on the susan g komen foundation.
based, fuck those cunts

god speed

so what was the point of blaming certain people if you know everybody does it? did you get a degree in (((journalism))) there?

havent had an interest in games in a few years now it feels good to break away from it

remember, no schedules, no tripfaggots, no grease, no niggers no faggots no trannys in the /hoc/ OP

is this autism

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

>not “no jannies”
Faggot

Calm yourself faggot.

>Geese are scum fuck animals
canada geese are scum, the rest are bros

It's not really like the other souls games. Those games are about mastering simple combat and learning to read attack patterns and timing doges, Sekiro's combat is similar but with an emphasis on perfect blocking and a lot more variety in weapon moveset.
I'd honestly say it's harder than the other Souls games because the combat has a steeper learning curve, but it's super satisfying to get good with it.

>were all gonna be cooking like goldfish in a crockpot by 2060 anyway buddy
And Florida was suppose to be under water 10 years ago according to Al Gore. I for one welcome climate change. Whe the golf stream has been weakened enough it will be so cold not one sandnigger will stay.

>implying globalization isn't doing this to every western country
all of our countries will be overrun

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES

WHERE'S THE THREAD EGGMAN
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A NEW THREAD

climate predictions are based on complex models of a system we hardly even understand

predicting population growth is literally just a mathematical equation

new

Well, Canada will probably be a bit better off with the chinks than the US with latins and nogs. They are at least intelligent even though they don't have empathy

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current rate of immigration is based on a number of complex geopolitical trends like the destabilization of the middle east and africa, as well social attitudes in the west and assuming those trends continue uninterrupted 70 years in the future is Retarded, My Friend

yeah it's probably going to increase faster than projections

Coyotes suck ass... I hate my team

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