/heem/: cap this edition

"No"

>starts to grapple
>takes you to the ground
hey guy i'm karate master

He is.

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It's better to tap to strikes than get knocked out eventually

Just stand next to this target mate

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At what rank in WW division will they put Pettis after he KO'd Thompson?

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>it's better to tap to strikes

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I hope he will Masvidal for a title shot
For sure my bee everyone wants to end up like Till with destroyed chin and ability to get knocked out by guys who are 2 weight classes lower than you

Post the Instagram video where Toilet Till voluntarily gets heem'd by heavyweights in training.

I don't have Instagram. The only video from training I saw from him is where he bullies some lw guy who can't even block properly

Wow

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instagram.com/p/Bbr1yyShI8I/

>these welterweights cant hurt me

Well, he's not wrong, he got flushed by lightweight.

Wow. Really made me think.

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lol

the end of weight cutting is nigh

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Wonderboy was talking about going to 185 in his post fight hospital presser

someone tell him his chin gonna get erased

A good lightweight can heem any welterweight stiff confirmed

Wonderboy moving up would be a good challenge for Bobert, too bad Bobby Chinlet already retired.

lads this literally looks like a choreographed sequence from a movie

It's so good

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Pettis vs Benson was literal movie sequence. Also him enjoying the spergblood.

Weight cutting and volunteer chin destruction are not a good thing for you. But I don't really get the idea to train against heavyweights for him. He is a big guy in the fights. All his opponents are smaller than him.

*wins*

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sidekicks are a meme

>RDA
>Masvidal
>Pettis
>Lee
WWlets running scared

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I guarantee I could heem Tiger Schaub

This screencap is referring to Conor vs Cerrone actually being booked after we thought it was over. Announcement this week.

cerrone is already booked with al

Pettis was a really shitty bet, don't act proud when you got extremely lucky.

oh. i just wanted some attention. sorry. I'm a retard

the real redpill is knowing Max vs Dustin isn't actually made and it's not going to happen. One of them WILL suspiciously "pull out" and Conor will "step in to save the card" thereby getting an immediate title shot

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great question mark kick from aleksandar ilic
satoshi ishi won too

Yes.

Yo wassup guys it's yaboy here, the INVENTOR of the "Toilet Till" meme

I'm just popping over here from Reddit (where I created the meme) to talk to some of my fans (all about the fans) so if ya'll wanna ask me any questions, shoot!

PS - I have copyrighted the Toilet Till meme under statute from the EU's new digital copyright directive, so if ya'll wanna use the meme, just send me the fees via my paypal or my PO box, details are on my Reddit page - just search Toilet Till in your search engine.

are you the boy whose boy is kevin lee?

This is why people are glad about what's happening to your country.

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what's happening to your country?

Yeah, because he's based and the country is becoming free of that central planning hellhole union.

So does wonderboy just train with his dad? Kinda gay. His career is probaly semi over but he should have done a real gym and camp

Weight classes are a meme confirmed

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Welterweight was a shallow division all along

Watch KSW guys, these fighters are roided to shit

funny meme, dude

funny meme, dude

Should be Dern next to the last image.

Unfunny macro, bro.

Wonderboy wins this fight 9/10 times

WMMA should be using body fat % classes, instead of weight classes.
5-10% one class
10-15% another
15-20%
20-25%
25+%

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Cheers.

Fuck off.

Based.

rude.

>le move to real gym xD
Meanwhile max trains in a garage with some literal whos

I'd watch WMMA if it had cute chubbies like that one. Jiggly asses and titties flying all over the cage would make up for no technique and no power.

How come no mma fighter trains their neck? Instead they spar with heavier guys thinking they can condition their chin like can Till.

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*left hooks you*
*fucks your girl*
*steals your belt*
*retires*

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and he will be exposed for this when he fights someone his size on April 13

they do, you just don't see it because neck training isn't exactly exciting shit
there's a webm of overeem training his neck, used to be posted before Ngannou

u know what the word for "war" is in Mexican,,,,?
"Diaz"....
really make u thingk huh,,

>t-this time aldo will land the leg kick!
Yikes

Good idea

Who do you rate higher?

Leon Edwards
Santiago Ponzinibbio
Zaleski Dos Santos

1. Leon Edwards
2. Zaleski Dos Santos
3. Santiago Ponzinibbio

Edwards > Ponzi > Zaleski

Ponzi
Edwards
Zaleski

ZDS>Ponzi>Leon

seething

I like when fighters have stickers of their sponsors on their bodies
it looks so silly

Low IQ meme. I'm happy for your monetary windfall, spend it well.

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>did I win pops?

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JWill was never my boy (unless he wins his next fight then he was my boy all along)

Anthony Pettis is now 1-2 fights away from a title shot at welterweight.

Willis vs Tuivasa?

What has Schaub said about the matter?

how the hell could you like that boring fat nigger? he's meant to be a striker, but he's not even good at that

In many ways Wonderpedo KO'd Pettis

Tai is booked vs some muslim.

Worst post in the thread

oh, the muslim with the huge crucifix tattoo on his arm?

imagine thinking big titty was ever going to amount to anything, he can definitely still heem cans on prelims for you though

You hear about people who go into comas and when they come out they can speak an entirely different language, i wonder if you could be heem'd into the same thing happening

Like Wonderpedo wakes up and can only speak Spaninsh all of a sudden

based wonderboy keeping that same energy

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He wins in a system free of racism.

Look man, he had a weird name, I didn't even read it twice. I literally have an IQ of 75 leave me alone.

Snacktime Pettis at Welterweight heems Tony, RDA, Barboza, Eddie, Guida, Paszaelwski, Poirier, and Max in that order

All of those were fake or the person was speaking literal gibberish that no one bothered to verify.

Schaub got heemd so many times people though everything he said was a joke so he became a calmedian

Edwards to me is like a more technically sound Ponzinibbio, I would pick Edwards to win if they fought. Not sure about Zaleski's ceiling, he really impressed me against Millender but I feel like his style is going to struggle with someone who can really pressure and mix in takedowns. Feel like he'd have a good chance against Ponzinibbio as well.

>calmedian

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Imbecile? Nahhh, imbelical!

streamable.com/n3or8

You think wonderboi is pissed he wasnt able to fist bump, hug, and congralulate pettis afterwards and show true sportmanship?

youtu.be/mII3maQT_AM
He is a good guy

>post-USADA weight cutting has become a total meme

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>what the heck
>that’s bullcrap
Lmao I love Wonderboy. It’s like looking into Sages future

He is just a candy cane faggot. Probably never been in a street fight

In a fight where both guys belong to the same religion, how does their god know who to root for

>cut weights
>get heemed
>don't cut weights
>heem people
I'm starting to think there is a pattern there.

Trust in Schaub.

where you at pussies

youtu.be/ZjsbYKnxh3c

fuck off Satan

In many ways i heem'd Wonderpedo

Sage will never be the fighter Wonderboy is.
Sage is a meme.

Anthony Pettis saved the whole card with one punch

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>wondermeme isn’t a meme
Makes me think

Have you seen Sage get gadooshed by a featherweight? That’s what I thought

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When I used to box (amateur), I used to always pray for protection over me and my opponent.

When I used to pray (amateur), I used to box the priest away from me and the other altar boys.

Didn't he lose to Mickey Gall? LMAO
The guy's biggest achievement was winning again CM Punk.

He chooses the most righteous
> It is not as though God’s word had failed. For not all who are descended from Israel are Israel. Nor because they are his descendants are they all Abraham’s children. On the contrary, “It is through Isaac that your offspring will be reckoned.” In other words, it is not the children by physical descent who are God’s children, but it is the children of the promise who are regarded as Abraham’s offspring.
Romans 9:6-8

Why is this Maycee barber girl being pushed so much? That fight last night was absolutely cringe and she got dropped harder than they push her.

He is the face of ONE

Did he get heemed by a Flyweight? No. Exactly

Cringe

>Li Jingliang out of his fight with Alex Oliveira at #UFCFortLauderdale

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You are my hammer and weapon of war: with you I break nations in pieces; with you I destroy kingdoms - Jeremiah 51:20

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“Who da fook is dat guy”
McNuggets ufc 205

she looks and walks awkward like a newborn who cant hold her head up for long.

Literally because she's kinda pretty. She had zero defense. I predict an unceremonious deletion in her next fight

Mickey Gall is a future 3 division champ

I'm just now realizing that Pettis is still elite. I thought he was just another flushed old man, but he gave both Poirier and Tony tough fights and now he KO's WB.

Quite Till-esque in the way his head bounces off the floor, Joe.

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you can really see the gyno on his left nipple from this angle. fucking PED cheat

ITS NOT ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT

ITS ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE FIGHT IN THE DOG

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why

is

heem

so

DEAD????????

He doesn't have a bad loss since he lost the title. Literally only loses to the top 5 guys.
His worst loss is probably Eddie Alvarez (not including his earlier career) and that's saying something.

god i LOVE buttered smegma

No fights this week bro

follow me on reddit chum :D i got all yer fight picks and hot takes

(pls i desperately need friends)

I have gyno and I never took steroids, Most high-test men have gyno to some extent, that's how they got to be high-test
>the more you know

The week isn't over yet. And Tony is going to get through that wall tonight.

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Wrong

Thats not how gyno works and thats not true

Prove it

SLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUMBERRRR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYY

no u just have bitch tits LOL

but id suck em :3

there was a man in there and Tony had a chip in his elbow, two birds one stone, leave him alone

Disprove it

Crazy how his insanity makes him a better fighter. He'll be back

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I believe the chip WAS in his leg.

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How can I prove that something doesn't exist?

if these past weeks have taught me anything, it's that tferg would be champ if he moved up

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what is it about the trait of stupidity that makes one so confident in one's misinformed beliefs?

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By proving the nonexistence of it? Did you atheists think you’d get off this easily?

Men don't stop producing testosterone until their body senses estrogen, if it never senses the estrogen for whatever reason you continue producing testosterone until your body eventually aromatizes some test into estrogen, causing gyno. Look at all the real studs, big puffy nipples, deal with it

fight should have been stopped
in my head, this is a win for pettis

i want masvidals big meaty cock so far up my bum im moaning just thinking about it c:

That didn’t even make any sense. Dismissed.

Masvidal has never lost a fight in my mind. Lost a couple decisions but those were flukes and the rest were robberies

Alright HEEM so now that the dust is settling do you think it makes sense that Tony was strung out on adderall from muh learning disabilities?

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Derek.......

Do you know for certain that this event will happen? Are you 100% positive?

its okay booboo i love ur low t puffy suckable nipples

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

I'm 100% positive you're on the left side of the curve and no amount of shitposting will change this fact.

Do better, user.

your body is aromatizing test into estrogen right at this very moment u dingus

I'm sorry. Are you suggesting there ISN'T a man inside Tony's walls and his limbs HAVEN'T bee microchipped by unknown entities?

Holloway at 170 would be unstoppable.

He said "what happened"

read up on the HPTA, the Hypothalamic-Pituitary-Testicular Axis and determine for yourself when/why your body stops producing test; this is seriously like 8th grade shit

Derek....................................

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i think what you meant by this is the rate of the aromatase reaction speeds up as you age and the rate you can produce testosterone decreases and they meet at a crucial point at around 40 for most people when your body will be aromatizing test faster than it can produce it

post ur nips? feeling kinda naughty :3

that's for most men, I'm talking about the extremely high test men who get gyno during puberty; it's a problem in their feedback loop, they also weigh about 20% more on average and excel in athletics; look into it

Literally nothing you said has any syntax to it. You don’t magically produce estrogen because you’re high test. You produce estrogen from high test if it’s genetically abnormal which is one in hundred millions compared to the actuality of exogenous testosterone inhibiting testosterone production

Also completely false. You

why are u so keen to pretend u dont have bitch tits baby? i still love u just be honest with urself babe

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i think this may be a bit of a stretch my guy unless you can actually link research or at least give me some keywords

it's pretty simple chemistry that the more testosterone you have the more is available to be aromatized and thus your estrogen will increase by default

>r-remember me guys!

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Max Holloway with a Jon Jones build beats Jon Jones

Max Holloway with Yoel Romero's physique beats Yoel Romero

wake up Marty
the flood is coming

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I'm 48 yrs old and my testosterone just tested at 900+, the endocrinologist was so stunned he did a full panel and eventually said that my high test causes my high est which caused my gyno out of puberty; he would give me an aromatase inhibitor if my estrogen was higher but he's worried my test would blast out of range and too much testosterone can cause problems too, everything I just said came straight from an endocrinologist

Which one?

Conor is literally on tv ever 10-15 minutes in American commercials.

Jon Jones with a Lebron James build heems a gorilla

That’s because you’re taking exogenous testosterone

max holloway with yoel romero's physique gasses in 30 seconds

show me those TRT nippies big boy :3 rawr

He still had Max Holloway's cardio somehow

No he’s not

Just imagine if Lebron James did all the disciplines of MMA from the age of 18 instead of playing basketball.

Colby beats Whittaker at 185

Maybe not on Nick Jr but proper 12 commercials are on espn a fuck ton.

it's too cold in here right now, when my nipples are hard they don't look puffy
he actually said he would approve my insurance for the gyno surgery, specifically because it wasn't caused by steroid use; I guess you gotta pay for it if you've been blasting.

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He’s a mental midget bitch who quits after a vaginal cramp. He’d be Uriah Hall at best

>yoel romero vs yoel romero with some of the best cardio and volume striking in the ufc

yeah yoel would probably lose huh

Colby beats his meat with his own tears

ENOUGH ABOUT ME I SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT IT UP
boy those were some good fights last night huh? haha wtf wonderboy?

Derek..

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>espn
Oh you’re a woman cool i dont watch that oprah conglomerate
I watch MTV and I dont see him at all.

>he's lying about using steroids on an anonymous forum

go back to edging to mirror shots on /fit/ u homo

>specifically because it wasn't caused by steroid use
Yeah, im sure he decided to send your lab results to be CIR tested. Shut your blithering trap, nerd.

Yep. That's a yikes.

he said
>if you were on steroids I would know, there would be undeniable physical markers
basically the sight test is real

>I watch MTV

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shut up boomer

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wow ur endocrinologist confirmed for retarded

Shut the fuck up im not laughing

based italia

I change my mind:

Gaethje beats Barboza. He starched Vicks, he lost narrowly to Poirier and Alvarez. Meanwhile Barboza got destroyed by both Lee and Khabib, and beat Hooker, but how good is Hooker really?

the more important question here is how good is Vick really?

yeah meme him losing all you want but conor is still 100000x more popular than kebabistan in the states

Barboza beats most of the strikers he faces. It's a fucking toss up.

wanna meet up for a pint bruv? could give u a little suck too if ur payin

The "hype" feels entirely artificial. She's trash and has the blankest personality, everytime I've seen shit about her it's "I'm gonna be bigger than Conor and Jon Jones!"

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>people being disrespectful with elders itt

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pettis lose to every WW of the roster not named thompson
change my mind

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Look at the flairs

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last month
>tyron is the welterweight goat

this month
>get absolutely dismantled in title fight
>best two wins got flushed by former 155ers

oh how the turn tables

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Has there been a lower IQ move in fighting?
>pushkick a guy known for meme moves off the fence into the fucking fence
>immediately go flat footed with hands down after

DEREK

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never listen to brainlets rating fighters. this sport is full of weak pussies who have never trained and don't actually know what they're watching

Tyron was never close to being GOAT. GSP and Hughes are 1 and 2

>reads just like a heem thread
Yikes

Colby wallops them both. Unironically.

Embarrassing kebab shill

ONe, bellator and UFC have cards this weekend. Demetrious Johnson and Eddia alvarez return, Shinya Akoi tries to avenge his loss to Folayang, Barbosa/Gathje.... plenty of fights this coming week

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Why did Dana pass up on easy dimes with Colby putting a MAGA country beating on Tyquil? Itll be nice to see it happen to Marty but it just wouldn’t be the same

For all the amerigoofs that just woke up: I am the one who coined Toilet Thompson.

The next fight for Wondercuck should be the Till rematch. It will be nice to see Till get flushed again, and Wonderboy getting the W and proving the last Till fight was a robbery.

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>Marty is an actual immigrant
>dana makes it an immigrant vs maga fight

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I said Pettis would murk Wonderboi, but nobody listened

Just watched the fights

Is wonderpedo flushed?

>coral springs

CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. (FOX 35 ORLANDO) - A second Parkland shooting survivor has killed himself, the Miami Herald reported on Sunday.

They said that investigators told them that a current Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School student died in 'an apparent suicide' on Saturday night.

The age and name of the student was not confirmed, but Coral Springs Police said that he was a juvenile.

Another victim of the Parkland shooting, 19-year-old Sydney Aiello, died from suicide last Sunday.

Snacktime Pettis is a champ, simple as

reported

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Very tragic, community is pretty shaken up about it.

Moderation staff members: PROXY ALERT FULL RANGE BAN FOR ATTEMPTING TO CLOAK IDENTITY THIS IS NOT THE INTERNET OF THE 1990s NO HIDING ALLOWED.

lmfao who is your favorite female fighter?

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All-time I'd have to say Miesha Tate.

don't let (((them))) take your guns

Back to plebbit kthx

Colby got his face busted open by a 40 year old jiu jitsu man, and you think he has anything for GSP? GSP is a better wrestler and a better striker, and has better jiu jitsu. He's also bigger (width/frame), more athletic, and stronger.

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>that one time!
GSP tapped to strikes to a Bantamweight

>he thinks the Pettis KO was a fluke

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I remember when reddit users didn’t even get replied to. Now they make trips and mix with the Casuals. Sad

Bah good gawd, b, y’all homeboys catch the thighs on Maycee Barber last night? Homegirl carrying a legit peach down there could fight Gabi fer shurrrr

*that we used to be so closed minded. I’m glad Heem has matured.

Colby has poor punching power, GSP would smash him. His only chance to win would be to wrestlerfuck GSP, who is stronger and better at MMA wrestlefucking.

I’m glad that casuals have abandoned Till and Cody. Only /heem/ stands by them still. It will
Be so much sweeter when /our guys/ make it back to the top.

>Wonderboy gadooshed and flushed
Dunno about this sport anymore lads

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GSP gets mogged everytime he gets backed up against the cage. It’s partially how Hendricks beat him and how Koscheck despite getting whooped landed big and controlled GSP briefly

wonderboy won in many ways

Yang Gang

>Hendricks beat him

man that one dude almost had the single leg on Khabib
Imagine if he stopped him

Would you say he won the story of the fight?

Lel I love rolling Tony, is there more instances where this happens?

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Has Schaub commented on Maycee Barber? She’s 1/8th black (Octaroon) like him

Yes
youtu.be/ehlqPsSAlCU

Breaking news
youtu.be/AGX__MtAEUg
youtu.be/AGX__MtAEUg

>I have nothing but love and respect for every Nazi in the world, and everybody, and everybody your viewpoints, and I would never judge anybody for what they believe in, nothing but love for everybody, respect. Hell yeah much love and respect to the Nazis, I respect all you guys and what you believe in
See the difference? Ones respected the other is vilified #truthbomb

So you’re saying Colby is a nazi?

We’re all human, brother

Cormier last night: Willis is highly athletic, there is no position where he isn't confident

Willis: gets stunned by a right hand, out grappled for 3 rounds

What’s he supposed to say? He’s a bitch that can’t fight. What’s the matter with you man? Stop.

Am I the only one on heem that predicted Pettis by round 2 Superman punch?

I did too

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You're the reason Wonderboy died.

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Where’s the pick guy at I got em right and want my validation

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Usman would lay on him for 25 minutes

Thank you Spammy

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I think you'd be surprised

Why are people saying bantamweight title is vacant?

No

Because it isn’t vacant

WHAT
THE
FUCK
DO
YOU
THINK
DUMBASS

Dillashaw busted for roids, vacated the title.

My opinion is the UFC should switch to an NFL-style testing system where they know ahead of time when the tests are. Then they can appease moral anti-drug busybodies without having to lose fighters randomly.

>Pettis was a really shitty bet, don't act proud when you got extremely lucky.

very true. Pettis is a can. But so is Wonderbum for getting caught by that amateurish move.

this is actually correct

Alright, I’ll trust you this time.

I was the only one on /heem/ who predicted both Toilet Till and Toilet Thompson flushings.

He vacated it himself? What did he take?

Moondust

I had a really good post but I forgot what the was so can you please give me the appropriate amount of (you)s? I will delete this post if I remember the original one

Lol ironic you call him a dumbassnrifht after saying a dumb thing like the belt isn’t vacant

I keep seeing people here say Schaub is only successful because of his good looks but have you eve considered just maybe it is work ethnic?

what's the probability that i make it in mma with just a heavybag and youtube tutorials?

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>dumbassnrifht
Huh? What’s that, pussy? Yeah fuck off

Oh 100% if you fight at heavyweight, bee

jeff wagenheim

Fucking axe wound tier pusy

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Edson Barboza vs. Justin Gaethje
David Branch vs. Jack Hermansson
Josh Emmett vs. Michael Johnson
Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson
Paul Craig vs. Kennedy Nzechukwu
Sheymon Moraes vs. Sodiq Yusuff

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I haven’t won picks in over a year

weak card desu

pettis gets destroyed by every other top 10 lightweight or welterweight btw

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Did anyone even goof the last one?

Please delete the off topic posts vagina has been posted and we can't have that in this world

I haven't watched MMA it's stupid except maycee barber

Please delete the off topic posts vagina has been posted and we can't have that in this world

shes so tight
i wanna strech her

t. virgin

Are humans animals?

Maycee Barber will be the youngest champion in UFC history

Gaethje
Branch
MJ
Waterson
Nzechukwu
Moraes

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At times we can be, son.

Honest final thoughts for the time being on Maycee Barber?

Gayshit
Branshit
Emmshit
Kowalshit
Nshitchukwu
Morshit

Hmm. Ask me again in an hour...

barboza
branch
johnson
waterson
craig
yusuff

screencap my win thanks

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casuals

GAYCHEEEEEEEEEESE

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I filter all namefags. You just made the list

My takeaways from the day after:
Happy to see Randa finally get a finish and not fight to a decision. She somehow manages to not get cut.
Maycee Barber is cute and I like her style.
Luis Pena is an ugly fag. 6'3 and cutting to 145? He deserved to get mogged by DC in the postfight.
The Pettis Punch was amazing. Beautiful superman punch. Can't wait to see who Dana matches him up with next.

Shut up fag

Oh and shoutout to the /heem/bro that talked me into getting a roku. I got a roku ultra and it worked flawlessly last night. Couldnt be happier with it. Wish I had bought one sooner.

...

I don’t give a shit you stupid broke little bitch. DockGOD out

Shout out to wiz khalifi

Blacks actually have pretty good td
That can’t afford to waste ammo

Gaaethje
Hermansson
Johnson
KK
Craig
Yusuff

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Potential.

the only good thing from last night

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pettis is a can

Tainted protein powder obviously

(You)

>tfw it's better than you could have ever imagined

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He bottomed for Yoel.

I'm pissed, of all people to heem Thompson it had to be dumbass Anthony Pettis.

the picture that proved Matt's innocence. it was his all along

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Justin doesn't have good wrestling and never had that's why he never use it. That's a scam.

contender at best easy work for schevchenko

her striking is pretty floppy and off balance not at all crisp

it's like dern with flashier footwork but uglier and more annoying

Blaydes sucks, did nothing with that boring wrestlefucking. Willis actually defended against alot of possible damage

Could you imagine if it comes out that his brother and wife schemed to take all his shit now that he's gone full cte?

one of the most retarded opinions in mma currently is the "gaethje is a bad matchup for khabib" narrative. khabib wrestlefucks gaethje without breaking a sweat. could probably knock him out too honestly.

for sure my guy sweet pea khabib was a MUNSTER against al

50-44, 50-43, 50-43

i love DC and Jon Jones. What do i do

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Gaethje
Hermansson
Johnson
KK
Craig
Sheymon

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ANTEEEE UP YAP THAT FOOL

Oh cool so if the judges scored that for Al would you be cool with it?

>Khabib would knock out gaethje
Lol you fucking redditurds are such cringey retards.

seethe

>loving jon jones

Redditnigger confirmed

Gaethje
Branch
Emmett
Waterson
Nzechukwu
Sheymon

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Sweet Caroline.......oh oh oh

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I'm just gonna get in there and let my chin go man

Unironically though. WW Pettis beats Till and Woodley

barbozer
hermansson
johnson
karate thottie
nzegoomba
yusuff

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Blaydes is literally the best HW in the world right now, he's a better version of DC.

>Flushed by Magumbo twice

so DC would get gadooshed by Ngannou?

Bamboozle
Branch
Johnson
Henry Cejudo
Craig
Moraes

i will unironically jerk it to kk vs karate hottie

you can't be fucking serious holy shit

Posting to say I'm not that guy

I had a dream I was hooking up with michelle waterson at my childhood home and she wouldnt let me touch her pusy, what do you guys think it means?

I think it was in his neck

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you should try it with brown girls. but seriously she look so sweet i want to wife her

Never seen a good post from a Swiss flag ever
It means you're gay

Guys i'm worried about stipe

GIVE ME THE TITLE SHOT DANA

good post thanks for sharing

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i want muh rematch

what do you stream to your roku? ESPN+?

Ben humiliates Robbie in the rematch.

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>Karolina Kowalkiewicz vs. Michelle Waterson
15 minutes of sweaty wrestle fucking is required ideally resulting in a draw therefore a rematch in the new UFC arena; a pool of jelly, will then be needed to settle it once and for all.

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lads I think Pettis will beat Wonderboy

He's right you know.
Doctor stoppages don't count, and Ngannou landed a lucky shot once, and it was an early stoppage anyway.

Lol fuck this boring wrestlefuck

Confident Blaydes is unstoppable, after walmart there's no limit.

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He didn't lose to Ngannou. First it was bad doctor stoppage, and then early stoppage by shit ref.

He's undefeated while being on top of the UFC HW division, that's unheard of.

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this, he was dropped only 4 times, and he almost tried to get up the last time.

Shouldve been Askren heeming Wonderboy

Flushed by Magumbo twice

>Switzerland being positive about a fighter
Is everything ok

2bh KO shouldn't be a win. Just because some asshole spic gets one lucky hit doesnt negate how well the opponent was fighting the last rounds

I have a couple of boys.

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This, but the worst thing about it is how he can then use the rankings meme to get fights against the top fighters of the division while knowing at the same time that he doesn't even belong in the top 15
Cringe and annoying

>meta faggotry
Death of subculture. Take it to the discord

>tfw nobody came to your meet & greet

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Basically the fighter who was winning until he lost should get the W.

Filtered

-Ireland
-Lithuania
-Bulgaria
-Switzerland
-Brazil

Heem 100x better

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

FUCK JANNIES
youtu.be/0PeO-EDF1x4

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You forgot the worst offender
-America

Yikes.

is that wal mart?
they do meet and greets in wal mart?

Did barely anyone really go?

>Lithuania and Switzerland immediately take the bait
you might be on to something here

Can we please have less of this vitriol on /heem/. Everyone is welcome

>wake up
>pettis won
>it wasn't a dream

AND STILL MY BOY

Unironically though anyone who bet on pettis winning is a dumb cazzie

Hello brother

GaeCTE
Her man’s son
Michael JUSTin
Karate Mommy
Nzechukwho
Yusuff

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daily reminder that Pettis hasn't had an easy fight since 2010

Barboza
Branch
Johnson
KKutie
Craig
Moraes

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100%

Makes me sick that some of them may have made some money off their stupidity. Oh well, they'll lose it all betting on Adesanya in a few weeks.

Fax, real ones put their money on Pettis+Blaydes parlay.

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Fatselum is easy work for that reachbabby

Barboza
Branch
Johnson
Karolina
Kennedy Ngubu
Moraes

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Pettis changed his entire style to a dirty muay thai and walked down Wonderboy, set him up for a knockout. You know who could’ do that?

-Tyrone Woodley
-Darrell Till
-Robert Whittaker
-Rory Mcdonald
-Johnny Hendricks
-Gorge Masvidal

#Respect

-Gorge Masvidal

that chubby face latina on the left can fart in my mouth

barb
branch
emmers
kk
bearjew
yusuff

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did y'all see mieha's monkey

If welterweight is just going to be the washed up lightweight division, Usman will be champion for another five years

>i had a plan all along
So this is the narrative

Thoughts on Kelvin Gastelum?

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Chris Weidman was winning until he.... OH my boy won that one
Yeah I'm thinking that makes Fatstelum turbo flushed if he got beat by JUST era Chris

COPE

Would heem both Adesanya and Whittaker. Not because he's that good, but because they are both chinlets.

He will always be my boy for doing the final flush of the big brown called Bisping and the LARPing faggot Kennedy.

I'm still expecting to wake up because she just can't be that perfect.

>Fatselum is easy work for that reachbabby

Adesanya will be winning until he gets KTFO'd.

cap this

Gaycheese
Branch
Emmet
KK
Paul craig
Sheymon moraes

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Wonderboy is such a cool guy, sad seeing him get heem'd but at least it was in spectacular fashion

>the only man to survive and go five rounds with Yoel twice
>chinlet
You are a retard

Barboza
Branch
Johnson
Waterson
Nzechukwu
Moraes

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he's the most dangerous manlet in the world

HEEM ME INSIDE

Pooel was the one with final deletion. Man of fairer skin will reap the benefits (though Bobby won't probably fight again).

the post that killed heem

Gaethje
My Boy Branch
Emmett
KK
Kennedy
Moraes

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Honest lasting thoughts on Maycee Barber?

No trolling please

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Heemboy don’t play like that knawmean?

It's entirely possible that the average heemer could become IBBJF world champ or glory champ in their weightclass if they dedicated themselves 100% for a few years.
Especially Glory.

Not even top 20 material, chinlette with zero skill.

I think you’d be surprised

she ficc doe

It’s possible I wouldn’t even need any training

I'm not saying I wouldn't "Maycee" her "Barber", but she's just a shit fighter.

Still my boy
Chris too
Where my loyal heemsters @?

Till vs Wonderpedo 2 is the flushed fight to make

What are some other flushed fights the UFC needs to make

Absolutely fucking terrible, not an ounce of natural talent, and an aversion to getting punched that makes her tentative to engage, as well as being unnecessarily confident about her perceived abilities.
Will be women's champ for sure.

Miesha's perfect clam bless

Till vs Perry

The Chris Vs Cockhold in a Post-Romero Survivors Match

Pooel-Jacapoo Poo: Electric Poopoopoo
Its next month and will be the first simultaneous flushing in UFC history

most flushed fight of all time would be hector lombard vs lobov

scratch that, hector vs johnny hendricks

Enough with the gook-posting, faggot. We get it -- he watches the sport.

>hector vs johnny hendricks
Literally already happened you fucking caz

needs to happen again is what I'm saying, post KO'd by gay pornstar hendricks vs 6 fight losing streak lombard

Not a single one will touch gold in the UFC.

>check the UFC schedule
>weekly cards have diluted the roster so much that after Max Vs Dustin the next two numbered cards have WMMA main events

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One has a great card on 30/3,DJ,Eddie and Yodsanklai vs Sower kickboxing

only cazzies wont watch this

THICC will always be my boy after he fucking FLUSHED Hendricks at 200

Bruce Lee would clean out the lower divisions, don't @ me if you've never been in a fight.

>wanting to ever watch a DJ or Eddie fight ever ever again
But why?

Eddie always delivers exciting fights my guy

as for DJ I really hope they find some top Thai guy to knock him the fuck out

There are only 12 months dingus

The viral marketing is so obvious. They literally PAY photograssers to picture their fighters at places like airports to make it seem like they’re popular.

Anthony Pettis: $360,000 ($145,000 to show, $145,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $20,000 fight week incentive pay)

Stephen Thompson: $165,000 ($155,000 to show, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Jussier Formiga: $100,000 ($45,000 to show, $45,000 win bonus, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Randa Markos: $96,000 ($18,000 to show, $18,000 win bonus, $50,000 Performance of the Night bonus, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

John Makdessi: $87,000 ($36,000 to show, $36,000 win bonus, $15,000 fight week incentive pay)

MarlonVera: $82,000 ($36,000 to show, $36,000 win bonus, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Bryce Mitchell: $77,500 ($12,000 to show, $12,000 win bonus, $50,000 Fight of the Night bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Bobby Moffett: $65,500 ($12,000 to show, $50,000 Fight of the Night bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Curtis Blaydes: $59,000 ($27,000 to show, $27,000 win bonus, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

Alexis Davis: $47,000 ($37,000 to show, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)

Frankie Saenz: $29,000 ($24,000 to show, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

Angela Hill: $28,000 ($23,000 to show, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

Maycee Barber: $27,500 ($12,000 to show, $12,000 win bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Luis Pena: $23,900 ($12,000 to show, $12,000, $3,600 fine for missing weight, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Jennifer Maia: $23,500 ($10,000 to show, $10,000 win bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Chris Gutierrez: $23,500 ($10,000 to show, $10,000 win bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

)

>165k to get flushed
Would you take it?

Jordan Espinosa: $23,500 ($10,000 to show, $10,000 win bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Justin Willis: $22,000 ($18,000 to show, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

DeivesonFigueiredo: $22,000 ($18,000 to show, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

JJ Aldrich: $22,000 ($18,000 to show, $4,000 fight week incentive pay)

Steven Peterson: $19,100 ($12,000 to show, $3,600 from Pena for missing weight, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Eric Shelton: $19,000 ($14,000 to show, $5,000 fight week incentive pay)

Jesus Pinedo: $15,500 ($12,000 to show, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)

Ryan MacDonald: $13,500 ($10,000 to show, $3,500 fight week incentive pay

WTF my mans Curtis is getting serious CTE for absolute peanuts? Seems like he didn't renegotiate his contract.

>even the most bummest of bums make more than I make a year
I'm joining the UFC to become a low level Fight Night Fight Pass Prelim bum

>Blaydes
>27k/27k for CTE
LMAO Hunto was making 800k a fight

Why do you show up to post this FAKE NEWS every card but never post on /heem/ any other time?

Here is his source
thesportsdaily.com/2019/03/24/ufc-fight-night-thompson-vs-pettis-fighter-salaries-incentive-pay-attendance-gate-fox11/
>Before we go any further, we should note that the Tennessee State Athletic Commission doesn’t release fighter pay info, so none of the following salary data for the event is official.

He posts this fake news every card

Also. Despite being an entirely Asian organization and the “biggest MMA promotion in Asia and for over a billion people” literally all their content is in English. Their view to comments or any social engagement ratio by viewers is so hilariously skewed it’s obviously bots. There’s even records of them purchasing some sort of advertising mechanism. They literally comp tens of thousands of tickets to make their stadiums look full when their paid tickets total is PFL tier. They were on almost no major networks in most Asiaj countries until recently. Google trends barely even register ONE in most Asian countries, the only exception where they stand out is Burma

Such a hilarious money laundering front barely propped up by Silicon Valley tier retard investors

seek help

My man, /heem/ is inclusive place and all, but if you're barely making $20k in the UK... Just end it man it's not gonna get better.

Id get my ass whooped for six figures but these mfs makin 10k are on some goof juice

Don’t need any help heeming you kiddo so back the f*ck off

Why do you appear every time and scream about fake news, if they are real?
For your question. Payment information appears after the event. As soon as it appears, I publish it here.

Seek professional help

I'm only 20 and work part time you fat old office working boomer I'm going to trane UFC and heem mcgregor

...

They are FAKE though

>only 20
>only

It's all over my man.

bitter pill but true

The Tennessee commission doesn’t release salaries. You are fake news.

Bro thats 10k MINIMUM for 15 minutes of work, TOPS? YOU wouldn’t want that money in that time on top of sponsorships and a potential 50k bonus 2-4 times a year despite flippinh burgers for 15k at McDonalds? Bro thats BS. I got celebrities like Zac Efron tapping me on the shoulder during Jones-Smith being like “Bro I want that job for that money in that amount of time” and I tell him, bro, you put the work in for it. You earn it. YOU buddy. You guys complaining about fighter pay? ARE ENTITLED. You’re a disgrace.

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>t. Wizards who haven't had sex since high school
Maybe for you, but for a top heemster like me life is never over

Schaub didn’t start until he was 23. Travis Browne at 25. JDS and Hunt at 21. Manuwa at 28. Magumbo at 26

If you’re older than 16 and still posting on /heem/ you’ve already lost.
>t. 26 year old boomer

I’ll
Handle
The
Next
Thread

No you wont, i will

We will see sweetums

let the bong make the thread

No can do hombre

who else here pack a roast beef sandwich for lunch

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You'll make it 20 post early because you are a turbo beta who doesnt have the balls to wait till 500 posts

Nah bro I will just be a cutbabby and beat up manlets and become champ. It's okay I got this

Don’t let the bong make the thread

I’m posting in the American thread, and my bump is a very powerful factor in this war

Everyone spam post now

You can get the next one sweetie don’t worry.

No

NEW THREAD

Not Johnny Nunez we know that for a fact.

Everyone make a new thread
Let the people vote

This

no

I wonder which corporation will win the next thread war

Not the bong lol. He wants it so bad too.

I like this idea

Heres my thread

ew I want the bong to win now

NEW

Why did Till become a chinlet?

He beat literally 0 good fighters.

your boy got a three piece, no shame in that lad

>Wonderpedo
>Cerrone
Both good

Cerrone has fought 47 times he is done
Prime cowboy beats toilet till to death

Cowboy isn’t good at all

He didn't beat Wondercuck. Canboy is fat, old, and flushed.

Sneed!

You are so stupid.

Pettis uses the same fence physics here as he did in the Bendo KO. Except this time he uses Wonderboy's own kick to bounce off the fence with a superman punch.

I love the girl in the mesh shirt