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>WDC Standings V. Bottas 26 L. Hamilton 18 M. Verstappen 15 S. Vettel 12 C. Leclerc 10
>WCC Standings Mercedes 44 Ferrari 22 Red Bull 15 Haas 8 Renault 6
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 157 (159 entries)
>News: Wolff: "We are still ze underdogs but to Honda" Patricija got herself a sugardaddy De Ferran: "Norris drove like a veteran" Cyrill: "Cost cap more urgent than 2021 rules"
somehow 1st place managed to 1-stop the race, so they had the problem of being behind 1 stop and having their only fast driver Carrie start the race
Ethan Reyes
And when I say "only fast driver", she was 20 seconds faster on her fastest lap than the next fastest.
Lincoln Ramirez
Yeah and you told everyone they would stop again but they didn't leading to huge disappointment in this thread.
Hunter Hill
Was the race red flagged for a bit in the middle? I was out but peaked at timing a couple of times and it looked like the field was stuck on 12 laps but I thought the site was fucking up.
I can't understand a single word but still I'm hyped as fuck. Very effective.
Jace Bell
Last Puera-1 weekend's last race was hype as fuck when the leaders took out each other in the last corner on last lap.
Gabriel Jones
waiting for the 10 second long rolled r
Ian Clark
Indycar at COTA today for those interested, will assuredly be streams of it out there. Broadcast begins at 1pm ET, Green Flag at 1:40pm ET.
Not certain what it will be like, the stewarts are still alright with no track limits even after Ericsson's head on shunt into the barrier. Personally, I think the pole driver will just runaway with it and all those people who thought it would be a better race than F1 at the track will be eating crow. The track isn't conducive to racing that's not single file.
>I want Rolls Royce and Honda for 2021 And I want a Danish sugarmommy. F1 is doomed to have Ferrari, Mercedes and a few tryhard Brits. Formula Meme is where it's at, sadly.
Even this fucking Argentine farmers race has red bull involved.
Aaron Torres
STOP FUCKING POSTING ABOUT OFF TOPIC SHIT >MUH WAGS THIS >MUH GIMMICKS THAT >MUH SUPERCARS THIS >MUH FLAGBANTER THAT STOP WITH THE RETARDED DRIVER NAMES TOO >FATJOHN >HAMILEL >RICCY >LECUTE >GIMI >VETTE >NAZI >GOBLANDO >AMX
LITERALLY R*DDIT TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE FUCKING BURN YOURSELVES,I MISS 2012 /f1/
Andrew Morales
>2008/2009 is long enough ago people want manufacturers to own f1 teams again
In my 15 years of being on Yea Forums I have never seen such low quality posts hang yourself you obese faggot
Oliver Evans
I love shearling, considering the lambs were eaten anyway I don't feel guilty at all. In fact, most of the skins from slaughtered cows never gets used for anything. Furs and skins are much more ethically sourced in places that aren't China. Kimi did nothing wrong.
My BMI is literally below 23 you attention starved inbred go back to posting your shitty cooking and about how you want to get fucked up the ass. Actually, dont. Stop posting altogether and kill yourself. Youre fine, you dont spam.
Cameron Evans
Imagine trying this hard to force a gimmick
Carson Murphy
>In my 15 years of being on Yea Forums I have never seen such low quality posts
Yea Forums hasn't even been arou- oh fuck... it's 2019 and 2004 was fifteen years ago. I've been in this swamp since 2005. What have I done with my life?
Nicholas Ortiz
autism
Kevin Morris
>muh gimmicks
Parker Price
Here comes the sun (doo doo doo doo) Here comes the sun, and I say It's all right Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here Here comes the sun Here comes the sun, and I say It's all right
Meh, I don't eat spaghetti anymore. And I barely post besides race weekends. And still skinnier than you, fucking hillbilly. gookmoot should rangeban burgers and bring back Aussies, that itself would make 4ch ad friendly. Lowest of the low, scum of the earth burgers
imagine leaving your third world shithole and immediately talking tough because you somehow think it makes you any better than the degenerates from the country where you belong lol
Oh I'm glad I wasn't born in burgerland. Stepping onto poo every once in a while is still better than dodging bullets and living in a fucked up Wall E reenactment without the robots, just fat people on motorized wheelchairs.
>"mama! papa! luk! I made a post about unrealistic memes I've seen on the web about America!" >"Wow, very gud Raj! You be comcast employee now!" meanwhile I've actually had the misfortune of visiting India so I'm well aware of how shitty it is
Holy fuck is there anything worse than foreigners speaking English with their shitty accents, I especially don't like Spaniards and Italians who speak english
I feel sorry for you, but I'm not delusional like you :D Most of India is a shithole, including Delhi and I hope I'm fortunate enough to never visit Burgerland in this lifetime. Go bankrupt over a fractured leg and have my tax dollars sponsor imperialist agenda for a bunch of oligarchs? No thanks.
Levi Stewart
hum really makes me think
Julian Carter
I do this with my ballsack and g-string.
Julian Ortiz
>you'll never be a tyre
Sebastian Green
Post proof
Wyatt Thomas
She's got really nice teeth. That mascara is clumpy though. Pic?
Pulling your dick out and spinning it like a helicopter doesn't count. Trips of truth.
Alexander Gonzalez
No. You are not Russia anyway.
Kevin Hernandez
>ywn be all snug and comfy in a truck with all your tirefriends.
Ryan Foster
>Go bankrupt over a fractured leg and have my tax dollars sponsor imperialist agenda for a bunch of oligarchs? >>"mama! papa! luk! I made a post about unrealistic memes I've seen on the web about America!" >>"Wow, very gud Raj! You be comcast employee now!"
Grayson Cook
>buzzword *reddit space* accusation
Lincoln Brooks
>yes, i love tarmac run off. it keeps drivers safe and so what if they run a little bit wide? safety comes first, integrity be damned
>that dismissive look of disdain Reminds me of that pic of someone entering a door and there are a crowd of chicks on the other end giving that same type of look. Kek. Would you trade places if you could? Either your a multi-uber-world champ and a veggie or you live but are a bitter fox and the grapes loser?
>put woman in charge of something >it stops working
Christopher Martinez
Oh, fair point. But I don't think there would be an actual market for them. >then again, full fit wankers exist...
Just meant it would be a >fun marketing idea for Pirelli to do a limited one off run. (and sell them so everyone who manages to get one spams their pics on social media for more free brand exposure when they receive it)
Asher Sanchez
unless they take the b-team route, no.
Caleb Carter
NO MORE RADIO THE REST OF THE THREAD
Justin Jenkins
>Just meant it would be a >fun marketing idea for Pirelli to do a limited one off run. Yeah I got that part but it sparked the question in my head over who makes them, you never see them branded or anything
Daniel Sullivan
I hope so. I'm sick of seeing a parade of the same cars at the front of the grid. I don't know enough to say whether it's her fault or something else that needs to change.
I just forgot they banned tyre warmers on the 2021 regulations I hope that allows Gimi's record at Monza to stand longer
Landon Stewart
>Slowest car ever >Third-rate drivers No chance
Tyler Gomez
Claire needs to grow her hair out and close her mouth
Cooper Martinez
>Third-rate drivers
tbf only Russell is third rate. Cripple Kubica is fifth rate at best.
Nicholas Cook
>Slowest car ever Pre 2000s racing featured a lot of biggest shitters than them
Ayden Rivera
>Toto baits Frank to put Claire in so he could be a pseudo Team Principal >Merc gives him a deal of a lifetime >Merc dumps Paddy at Williams >Williams now in shambles due to sheer incompetence Could've put Jonathan in you old cunt Falling for Toto was Frank's biggest mistake
>Mick Schumacher will make his first appearance in an official Formula 1 session, by taking part in the young drivers' test slated to follow the Bahrain Grand Prix, according to reports. Auto Bild has reported that Schumacher Jr will drive for Alfa Romeo in the two-day event.
Mason Moore
just imagine with all the honda power
Chase Young
Based >Correa signed as dev driver >Schumi gets to test the car
why is it that whenever an english speaker seriously attempts learn another language, they are expected to sound like a native and pronounce everything correctly, but when the roles are reversed, every other fucker gets to shit up our language with their broken overpronounced accents and nobody cares? everyone should be trying to sound like a native when they speak a language, and english is so fucking easy to pronounce, i dont get it
Would being allowed to stack fueltanks on top of each other fix that?
Zachary Moore
Refueling would fix that, another of my pet peeves (that it doesn't happen).
Parker Richardson
truth, they look like limos trying to navigate the corners and they shred bodywork and crash so much because of it, the drivers have next to no visibility. also a major source of the lack of overtakes. it also makes me angry because EVEN REGULAR CARS SUFFER FROM THE SAME BLOATING
Is for safety, also, I like limo's navigating around a tiny track and smashing into each other
Angel Kelly
How much slower are the IndyCar cars at COTA than F1?
Jacob Nguyen
Huge difference. But Indycar isn't meant to be "the fastest", only fast enough and have good racing. youtube.com/watch?v=2Ft3Ug_YthM
Also to be fair, it was only a practice lap for the Indycar, but it makes 0% difference
Henry Martinez
Indy pole >1:46.0something F1 pole >1:32.237
Brayden Wright
>5 seconds slower in first sector already
wew
Austin Stewart
>Also to be fair, it was only a practice lap for the Indycar, but it makes 0% difference
Ok, actually a 25% difference. >Update: In yesterday's IndyCar qualifying Felix Rosenqvist posted a lap time of 1:45:454. That's more than 5 seconds faster than the IndyCar lap shown in this video.
Asher Ramirez
the cars were plenty safe when they were smaller, and i dont like to watch shit racing
Jackson Rogers
She drew on her eyebrows with the sharpie she stuck up her pooper
Gavin Johnson
Note the first corner braking distances when you can actually compare them side by side. The steel brakes on the Indycar make it take way longer to pull up, which is a huge reason why passing is actually possible.
Luis Gonzalez
Yeah but they weren't as safe as nowadays and who honestly wants more deaths? As for racing, can't blame that on the cars size, have to blame small tracks, track limits, runoffs, retarded drivers like max and Lewis and especially the FIA regulations
Hunter Thomas
>But Indycar isn't meant to be "the fastest", only fast enough and have good racing.
Lately they've been pushing the narrative of being only "slightly" slower with a lot less budget. Which amuses me because GP2/11 are faster than them for even less budget
Brayden Cruz
>those eyebrows OH NONONONONONO How did I not notice it all this time
Adrian Green
FUND IT
Luis Hernandez
CAN BLAME IT ON CAR SIZE, you can't increase the fucking size of classic tracks just to accommodate these whales we have nowadays, make the cars smaller, more chance to overtake.
Kayden Hill
Her eyebrows are fine.
Asher Hernandez
post your face when bottas will be the last finnish F1 driver as the main sponsor of all finnish drivers is old and gonna die soon and nobody will replace him
Can't make the cars smaller because of safety regulations. Those will never go backwards. As for small tracks, boo hoo, you either cope with shitty racing at your classic tracks or build new tracks to accommodate the bigger cars.
Maybe he’ll shine and he’ll be fast tracked as Gimi’s Replacement or even changed with Giovionio
Chase Martin
Well for one, they have to fit the fuel tank due to no refueling, and they won't bring back refueling because it's unsafe. Deaths have decreased as a result of increase in safety precautions and regulations, this includes car regulations
William Ortiz
Cant wait for the indy cars to outperform the F1 cars in the entertaining factor
>receive a tiny portion of TV and prize money for doing fuck all >sponsors won't like you because your team doesn't perform well enough that won't work.
Zachary Perez
Actually, SkyF1 has it too. It won't have the autism blocking the bottom the screen, but last race the "international feed" used a shitty ticker at the top that blocked half the screen, instead of the US version which had a superior left side list. A lot of bongs REEE'd about it, so hopefully it will be changed for this race.
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Kevin James
>Mercedes arrived in Australia as the underdog for the first time in the hybrid era - but once again it scored a 1-2 finish. So what changed between pre-season testing and the first round? motorsport.com/f1/news/mercedes-australia-eight-tech-tweaks/4356701/ Do these Motor/Autosport pundits have any self-awareness?
It was a valid strategy in Nascar for a while, that's the only reason I was asking Only thing that would be a pain is the car might be too slow to allow entry
Yes but no one has ever been so slow to be caught in it lately. When it happens that someone is actually too slow is because they fucked up but are allowed to start from the pits or whatever, just like Grosjean in Monza 2017
Ethan Young
I'm pretty sure they aren't that dumb but following that narrative probably brings them a few clicks so whatever
Robert Wilson
Maybe from finland
Matthew Evans
Who'll be first to die?
Gavin Ward
>veach >goes in the beach
William Gutierrez
probably Hamilton, to submit his legacy of mediocrity much like his hero
Andrew Walker
Wow did you see that he went off into the gravel but they didn't need a safety car.
Nathaniel Torres
enjoy that you can leave the track surface or spin and not have to retire from the race
Robert Russell
Definitely. Brainlets will only look at race wins and WDC's but that's being extremely ignorant and narrow minded
Hunter Moore
You can in F1 too you just get penalised for cheating.
Dylan Bennett
Jesus Christ THOSE RACING LINES
Joseph Barnes
the fuck is that line
Colton Cooper
>they banned tyre warmers on the 2021 regulations Wait, what? Why on
Logan Sullivan
Not top 20, maybe top 30 definitely top 50
Lucas Sanders
Fucking OUT if you're not discussing F1 or F1 maymays, fucking indyiancar spergs fuck off to your own general OH WAIT IT DED
I mean I guess you can squeeze him in, to be fair he would be in the bottom part
Colton Flores
Bernie
Jack Fisher
>t. Crofty
the officials aren't pussies
Juan Hernandez
Why do they not just straight line the esses?
Jaxson Thomas
Very expensive. An average team like Williams spends about £120 million/year. The top teams like Mercedes and Ferrari have budgets of over $400 million/year
Wait a minute, that's dev budget isn't it? I'm pretty sure that actually running the team for a whole year costs more than that
Thomas Clark
Why have a clearly defined track if you're not gonna force people to stay on it? Like nigga rent a parking lot without any track lines or kerbs and draw grid and a finish line
Wyatt Morgan
You do realise your post doesn't disprove what I said? You're only doubling down on your exposure.
Or rather just build circuits where going wide isn't a benefit even if it is covered in tarmac
Grayson Morgan
deadenings to garri:DDDDD
Anthony Thompson
Exposure of what? That I don't like giant Tilkedrome parking lots and rate firner no runoff Spa far higher than the modern babbymode version?
Jeremiah Thompson
Ok but let's say your goal wasn't even to be competitive, how low could a team conceivably get costs while still making it to race day to do a couple laps before retiring? What if a team went full Goodwill and hired retards for the pitcrew for pennies on the dollar?
James Sanchez
Is your reading comprehension really this poor? Stop replying to my posts if you're too illiterate to read them.
Lucas Jackson
kind of hard to complain about runoff abuse as an oldfag when such things didn't even exist in early 2000's and late 90's because runoff was grass and gravel t. wizard
Williams is not even close to be considered competitive, it's a team in awful form, probably the closest to the type of amateurish team you are imagining, yet they still spend more than $100 million/year
Joshua Johnson
How is it zoomer to not like Tilkedromes and their parking lot tier runoff areas? Zoomers would rate Tilkedromes you fucking retard.
Henry Reed
>living in a timeline in which Williams fell down to HRT/Marussia/Caterham-tier Wake me up.
Zachary Campbell
I rate Yas Marina only because I love the design of the circuit itself
Benjamin Rivera
Before you go go.
Grayson Gomez
wrong song m8
Christopher Mitchell
Based
Joshua Brooks
But they are also still trying to put out a midfield car, I'd imagine you could decrease cost by not even trying to do that
Jaxson Russell
OYOYOYOYOY VITTU
Juan Cooper
Istanbul and Bahrain are both Tilke circuits with massive runoff.
Neither of them have track limit issues because they don't have a shit tier layouts.
Wyatt Diaz
Bahrain does have run off issues to be fair.
Nathan Fisher
Where?
Aiden Kelly
Last corner specifically, just look at the all the laps that get cancelled in qualifying in recent years.
Bentley Garcia
Bahrain was always my favourite track in f1 Championship edition
Easton Baker
Also the hairpin before the first DRS zone and T3 I guess
Jaxon Walker
Runoffs killed Senna.
Gabriel Young
I can't do the corner before the little mini straight in the 2nd sector.
Levi Taylor
Gravel would've saved Senna.
John Green
I can't really do any of the corners, I just divebomb and hope for the best lol
Henry Gonzalez
I can't do Monaco either I just retire at the first corner every time and imagine in my head the crash was by accident.
Jordan Powell
These indycars look slow as shit through the corners
Henry Morales
As expected, american drivers are ovalbabby (except for Rossi).
Noah Rodriguez
Monaco is always fine for me except for the last sector, always fuck that up, bit what's fun is to be leading the race and then just block off the racetrack and make the ai crash
Grayson Rodriguez
True, hard to get ahead when you qualify 107%+ in a Ferrari.
Parker Flores
Where's all the overtaking indy is supposed to have?
Jaxon Myers
is there anything wrong with those safer barrier things they use in oval racing? you could put them on corners like tambourine and shit'll be dandy
Caleb Hughes
I usually skip qualifying by binning the car into the first corner, then when the race start, on tracks like monza especially, just divebomb at the start and boom I'm in first place
Brandon Price
I was thinking. Now that we’re stuck with the shitty halo. Can the teams mount stuff like shifting lights or gear indicator, maybe even the whole mfd?
Nicholas Price
They were talking about mounting the start lights on the halo or in the cockpit somewhere because it's difficult for the drivers to see them with the current rear wings, but one problem will be trying to sync them, and also detecting when a driver jumped the start
Rich Energy is a myth. Money laundering operation, there's a great thread on it at Autosport forums with some deep detective work. Money flows thourgh Mann Island or something...
Maybe it's me, but a company that can title sponsor an actual Formula One-team, probably has the financial resources to mass-produce energy drinks, if they wanted to.
Zachary Scott
This. By their website you'd assume Rich Energy was the actual racing team and Haas just a sponsor.
Kayden Wood
Amazon have it.
Nolan Johnson
There is literally nothing wrong with the Isle of Man, see the Manx cat.
Yes yes very good points, however, rich energy is in the middle of a battle with rancid bull and as such can't focus on production, also the British government is a detractor so is making it difficult for them
>also the British government is a detractor oh, that's fucking gay of them
Chase Collins
>also the British government is a detractor so is making it difficult for them how will brexit change this?
Brandon Howard
Gimi
Samuel Hughes
On Saw why did he cut his whole leg off? Why wouldn't you just cut the achilles tendon and the bone then you can bend the foot directly to fit through the shackle?
Oh wait that's what he is doing pretty much at the beginning of saw 3, sorry.
Cooper Watson
By making tax obsolete for England based energy drink companies.
Ryan Gutierrez
Isle of Man, Jersey have the same kind of rules, won't change it at all.
Bentley Cooper
Based fa/tv/irgin crossposter, answer is he was retarded and not an doctor so didn't know it was possible. Also the adrenaline rush while doing it he wanted to cut it all off in the hopes it would stop the pain
>Zak Brown: "We might reconsider McLel position in the sport if the rules don't meet our views" >"Lots of team use this treath to negotiate the rules but we are serious"
>Vauxhall You know that their cars are just rebranded Opel and Chevrolet models?
Nathan Davis
What hapen to Power? t. Latefag
Sebastian Turner
So are most cars nowadays unless they are from a bespoke manufacturer.
Ethan Richardson
TINSI
Brandon Jackson
t. fia Geg
Parker Sullivan
hopefully someone put a spud in his exhaust
Isaiah Jones
stalled in the pits.
Jack Nelson
Business idea: >Active suspension >Ground effect based cars >Refuelling allowed >Only slick tyres >All kind of driver aids allowed >Winning driver is the one that dies last
Anthony Hughes
To add to this >drivers are allowed to reduce their weight via ejaculation right before the race
Gabriel Howard
Add >the last driver every lap gets shot to that.
Jacob Ross
Why not during? give tear-off visors a whole new meaning
Dylan Howard
And >entire track is lined with 100m of gravel
Austin Price
what if 1st=20 points 2nd=19 points 3rd= 18 points 4th=0 points
Hulk btfo'd It is in the sense that drivers are weighed after the race to meet a certain weight, but by ejaculating furiosly before the race they could lose up to half a kilo of weight
