SAN MARINO VS. SCOTLAND MATCH THREAD

>Shame Scotland are comfortably the worst team in Europe or this could be a tight game

FTFY

who would you have from this squad?

burke is a headless chicken up front and who the fuck is mcnulty

Bain

Paterson
Bates
Souttar
Robertson

McTominay
Armstrong
McGinn

Fraser
Burke
Forrest

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I bet on San Marino. Easy money.

Why are you posting the line ups. The game is almost finished

Where is Tierney?

injured lad

this squad is full of third stringers, but the problem is only about 5 of our first stringers are even any good

Are San Marino going to embarrass themselves by losing to Scotland?

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Yikes.
Obvious hun.

how do you figure, fergus?

Bain
O'Donnell - Bates - McKenna - Robertson
McLean - McGregor - Armstrong
Russell - Paterson - Fraser

?

McLean and Russell instead of McTominay and Forrest is really strange

You've not included any Celtic players.

any cunt can see celtic are shite mate

Fucking shit line up. Eck has returned to the national team with the intention of getting sacked for the pay off.

Scots aren't people

callum paterson up front is fucking hysterical

probably score a couple but still

Why are we so fucking shit. Even within the context of the UK we’re shit. Even when there’s a huge overlap in genetics and standard of living with other countries we’re fucking shit in comparison.

It's San Marino mate, you could be beating these with 11 lads down the dole office

feel like sticking a fiver on 0-0 desu

San Marino played a match against a Scotland Amateur Football Association team and drew 0-0

there is a 0% chance that Scotland don't win this game comfortably

I hate being scottish lads

aye we're too good to fuck this up aye true aye

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Do feel bad for the Scots
England might never win a trophy in my lifetime but at least there will (and have been) real opportunities to
Having to follow a team that rarely even qualifies must be brutal

Will you lose to San Marino?
Honestly how bad Scotland is if you lost to this Kazachstan?

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Glasgow = Aberdeen > Dundee > Inverness >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dogshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Edinburgh

we could have a decent team, we have a couple of decent players

we have a brain damaged manager though who is ruining all morale, and we lack strikers and CBs and GKs

Russia beat kazakhstan 4-0. And I thought us Irish was bad.

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Absolute shocker that McLeish is still allowed to manage football in 2019

based and redpilled

If somebody told me I only had an hour to live, I'd spend it choking a Scot. I'd do it nice and slow.

who should we appoint next?

would bilic, allardyce or chris coleman want the job?
really hope we're not left with moyes

post streamada

the entire scottish football system needs a complete and utter revolution but that will never happen.

we are stuck in the stone age and all of our talent will continue to wither and die before it's ever put to proper use.

M o u r i n h o

Darren Fletcher

Based Miles

moyes

Just use Livetv

we're gonnae do these cunts in yassss

put 20 quid on 7-0

Which way though?

HAHA HAHA AHA AHA AHA A AHA A AYE HAHAHAHAHAHALOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!!

i would like to see him involved in some way. he is very passionate about the national team, unlike most of the players who can't be arsed. we had a full XI of players sitting at home who don't/didn't want to play that were better than the XI we put out against the Kazakhs

McGregor
Bardsley - Hanley - Cooper - Robertson
Ritchie - McArthur - Cairney
Snodgrass - Fletcher - Fraser

it's not good enough. these cunts need clamped down on with an iron fist.

livesport . ws

is it worth watching? Soon as Scotland score I'll switch off

Bet 15$ on San Marino, I did well?

What are the chances of San Marino getting a result here?

As likely as Gibralter beating England

Genuinely wouldn't put it past Scotland to blow a lead against San Marino, even, so I'll be watching until they get a buffer of 2 or 3 at least

Zero, Scotland need to score at least 4 for it to not be embarrassing though.

I'm Scottish and want them to win just for a laugh and the shitposting.

Yeah. Easy money

we have an mls player and a right back up front

likely

Great!

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Close to zero. Anything other than Scotland winning by more than two goals and San Marino going scoreless would be a surprise.

MLS is a stronger league than the Scottish Prem tbf

Would be jokes if SM score

I know San Marino is the free pass of international football but what did people say before the Kazakhstan game? Don't know much about Kazakhstan but it sounded like a horrendous result to me.

Anyone else catch the Irn Bru cup final yesterday? The Welsh lads nearly nicked a cheeky win

My heart is with Scotland Tonight

all our best players play in england anyway, and russell isnt near the top end of the mls

Im rooting for the underdogs too

I unironically think Scotland have better players than us yet their team is clearly much worse. Is McLeish THAT bad?

More money for older stars. No 34 yr old wants to get hacked down in the muddy highlands for a shitty wage

It was a terrible result but losing to San Marino, a team that has won 1 game in it's entire history (against another microstate) and concedes and average of 4 goals a game would be the worst result in the history of Scottish football

Sometimes when you are in love then you don't mind if it's underdog or no

Imagine if your only claim to game was a shit drink

Definitely. The fact McLeish hasn't stepped down after the last game just shows he cares about nothing but a pay check. Fletch always talks passionately about not just Scotland but football in general. Seems like many retired players over the past 10 years has done pretty well becoming managers afterwards as well.

he's as clueless as strachan, who was stubborn and had countless personal feuds that meant good players kept being left out or not given opportunities, but mcleish has brought absolutely no energy or direction to the job. he has chopped and changed every single squad and starting lineup

we have no consistency and no coherent plan on the pitch, despite having some decent players, particularly in the middle and wingers.

its sickening how close we are to being good enough to qualify and then our scottishness gets it in the way

its a joke, a fuckin sick joke.

not really.

people thought it would be a tough game. we alwas do absolutely shite when we go to the far east of europe, its our achilles heel. losses to macedonia, israel, georgia x2 etc. plus they have a lot of players who have played in the champions league and europa league groupstages the past few years. not that that excuses the result, it was a must win game and they disgraced themselves and the nation

we'll win this comfortably. we could put out a full Scottish Championship side and still expect to beat them handily. they've only got a couple of players playing semi-pro and the rest are all in amateur football

The fuck you on able Ivan?

if this is your level of banter, can you just fuck off now?

ill accept another piss taking but not from unfunny scrotes like you

SKC were actually top of their conference last season

PLEASE stop exposing me as an idiot who spouts any old shit

Don’t get your skirt in a twist x

Ivan_ka

yes.

northern ireland have got a team full of shite scottish premiership players and still manage to make us look like a disorganised rabble.

we need a disciplinarian in to set up a decent defence and build from there. someone like allardyce or pulis

Scotland won't lose to San Marino. It's a mircostate. It'd be like losing to Jersey or Gibraltar or something. Kazakhstan is probably one of the better West Asian teams (Georgia used to be good too). I dunno who is best at the moment, probably Turkey.

What's going to be the memier match today, this or Israel vs. Austria?

I can see San Marino winning this

This, surely.

I cant be bothered with all the /pol/ memes today

ABScots are about to vacate the thread, lads. We’ve got this.

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scotland the brave!

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is San Marino just an Italian tax haven?

I'm watching Mr Popper's Penguins instead. Deal with it.

This but only if San Marino score first. Latter just to see the Nazi memes.

Wish our supporters would do a demonstration or something instead of just singing the same old songs like everything’s ok. Like we’re not a total fucking embarrassment.

Yes. Microstates like Jersey are for that. The only other shit they're used for is military shit.

Poopy slippy poopy poo bum

Didnt they do that to England back in the 90's?

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Why am I watching this

The powerhouse of San Marino

The Smashers of San Marino

aye FUCK OFF then cunt

Scotland taking a shock lead!

^^SEETHING

San Marino will score

This game is going to create so many Scottish Legends

such a massive surprise that even Sky took over 2 minutes to add the goal on the screen, so shook were they that the scrappy underdog had scored

San Marino scored the quickest goal in World Cup history, yeah. They got rekt 6-1 tho.

>The Maulers of Marino

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This is horrendous patter

We should start stealing players from Jamaica like England do.

Hopefully all the Poles here stay after Brexit and start popping out kids ASAP

Stealing is a crime

I have no idea why you thought stealing players from england would work tbqh

Scotland has just as much right to claim black players if they have Scottish ancestry as England does. Jamaica was British so there is likely to be some Scot with Caribbean fever. Either way, you stole players from England, Wales and Ireland.

>Scotland 1-0 San Marino
Holy shit, are we going to have an upset victory?

Where is webm of the first goal?

Why are there no San Marino fans?

you can only take this kind of games as a joke my man. I love Scotland

>stole players from Wales and Ireland

Name one

They all playing in NT

>trying the chip to the edge of the box, first time volley corner routine with that shite Right Back

>Scotland are going to beat San Marino
fucking hell lads how are we ever going to recover from this, the jocks will be laughing for years

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So just English players then?

CAM ON SCOTLAND
SCORE SAM MORE FACKIN GOALS

Willie Maley. Didn't say when :^) Also Scotland was literally the first international team to have a black dude in it. So, like, you know.

Yes.

It's Ireland that steals our players, not the other way around

wee guys: scotland
shaggers: san marino

Ireland are the biggest jews in the isles, their entire squad are from England or Scotland.

>jocks will be laughing for years
I STILL smile after last summer when you were gifted a route to glory and managed to fuck up a 1-0 lead at half time in the WC semi final.

Jordan rhodes played for you lot. Just off top of my head

>20 minutes in
>still only 0-1

We'd have been twatted 6-0 by France so, no thanks.

Forever obsessed.

We were pretty happy with our attempt.
To make the semis was great.

I was well gutted that we lost to a midfield containing players from Barcelona and Real Madrid, total upset loss.

>25 minutes
>1-0
>vs part time sunday league amateurs

state

Being San Marino coach must be comfy as fuck.

But he's not Irish or Welsh.

We have plenty of English born players over the year. Nowhere near as much as the Ireland's and Wales, but still quite a lot

FORZA SAN MARINO

In their 1990/94 world cup squad they only had 3 or 4 players born in Ireland

>1:0 against San Marino
>1:0 against Gibraltar
It seems that on the forsaken islands only the Englishmen can play footy.

>26'
>Cyprus scored 3rd goal against San Marino
>San Marino - Scotland still 0-1

SOMEONE SOUND THE ANDY ROBERTSON USEE TO PLAY FOR QUEEN'S PARK KLAXON

If scotland doesn't win by more than 3 goals they're unmistakably confirmed to be absolute trash

*blocks your path*

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We are absolute shite

Wales are decent tbf

>hersch
Very San Marinoan name there

is andy robertson the GOAT

>To make the semis was great.
The Punishers of Panama
The Tormenters of Tunisia
The Cancellers of Colombia
The Smotherers of Sweden
1-0 up against a nation of 4 million people. With Captain Kane only needing to square it to Jamaica’s Brave Raheem Sterling to make it 2-0. And you STILL fucked it up. Lmao
>i-it’s coming home la

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Jocks on thee back foot!!!!

this is fucking horrendous

again, no-one in the middle to link the play

want to kill some cunt

At least we actually qualified, we didn't have to sit at home seething every time the team we hated won.

>russia calling anyone foresaken

Hate Huns lads

Dafuq, it was good chance
FORZA SAN MARINO

Obsessed

Alright mate well I'll just look forward to another international competition with every team from the British Isles except Scotland.

We're going to concerts, aren't we?

Lol, check your newspapers, Russia is main subject there.

Go, Scotland, go!

nah you got shafted by brexit and a paki shooter

GO GO SAN MARINO SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

Northern Ireland aren’t getting through

Wales are decent because Ramsay and Bale are top quality. Their defence is also pretty decent. They also had Gigs back in the day and Bellamy. If England had Bale and Ramsay like they could have, then England prob would have won something. Ramsay in the England team instead of Dier/Alli/Henderson would sort it right out. A Right Winger like Bale would solve the fact that Sterling has 6 goals in 48 games. 0.125 goals per game. Yet people think he's good.

>Euro 2016
>Everybody bar Scotland made it from UK
>Everybody bar Scotland made it from the British Isles
I'd bet even Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey would have made it.

I'm not English but I'll say this
FORZA SAN MARINO

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>Be Paterson
>Decide not to play in Kazakhstan because of >muh plastic pitch
>Get injured in next game anyway

what's a hun

>tfw smitten by a 10/10 scottish grill
How do I COPE lads?

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Russia was a main thing when you poisoned a spy, failed to kill him and his daughter, then killed two innocent civilians instead. That's pretty much it. You're big news in USA though.

& Meghan Markle

Lads, which part of San Marino are you from?

San Marino

I must be forgetting that famous Gibraltar EURO 2016 campaign

?

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WHY is the tempo of our play so fucking atrocious.

A Rangers fan

>Only 1-0 up

Proper worried, lads.

Monte Titano

Neither part of the UK or the British Isles, it's a British Overseas Territory and falls under neither

I think only England and Wales will qualify this time

San Marino

So are hearts fans not huns?

Stop playing for fucking crosses and set pieces when we don't have anybody that isn't a fucking manlet in the midfield and attack

Scotland didn't do too well on the colony front, unfortunately

why doesn't Monaco have a national team?

Reckon Armstrong is our only decent player out there.

Wtf I hate englel now

Diet Huns

>Population of San Marino is 33,344
My town is bigger, lol

They’re too rich to play football.

rangers fans want to be english
celtic fans want to be irish
which scottish clubs have proud scottish nationalist fan bases?

Actually after our fuck up in Panama, Scots rose through the ranks of the British empire very quickly.

Can't even watch a San Marino match in peace.

Yeah my town is also about 150 times bigger

Why are Russians so obsessed with us lads? They’re here itt trying (and failing) to make fun of us, and when I posted on /sg/ asking about the airdstrikes last year a bunch of Russians ganged up on me calling me an engpaki, bless them - I would also try to take my mind off the fact I was a Russian by belittling others if I was from that shithole

correct

Imagine being a Catalonia tier cucked nation but without even having the consolation of being your country richest part.

>1 goal in 45 minutes (half of a game) vs the mighty marino

screaming

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Still #3 behind our favourite son, Wales

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GIVE SAN MARINO YOUR ENEGY AND MEME MAGIC

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The Dundee clubs

Also Glasgow voted Yes btw

aberdeen, dundee 1 and 2, motherwell, st johnstone, partick, the highlanders, falkirk, st mirren

the list goes on...

>rangers fans want to be english
*dutch

>when I posted on /sg/ asking about the airdstrikes last year a bunch of Russians ganged up on me calling me an engpaki
You deserve it for visiting /pol/ in 2019 (2018).

Shut up ya clown

Russians and Scots are friends who have a mutual interest in winding up the English

Because its a major hub with delusional people

London voted for Labour yet we have a conservative government

They do but it's not part of UEFA/FIFA, I think their Prince doesn't really want to. Besides, there are only about 8000 people with Monegasque nationality, their team would be destroyed every game.

\o/

Don't make fun of Scotland like that

Anyone else praying for aSan Marino goal?

*human

t. Seething engpaki

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The prince only cares about the football club.

Fuck anglos, and especially engpakis. Simple as.

How much dembele dollars is the scotland team worth lads?

>Russians and Scots are friends who have a mutual interest in winding up the English
Then why do they vehemently attack brit flags? Are they too thick to understand that we don’t get our own flag?

Of course, but a 1-0 win is still absolutely humiliating for the Scotch

GO GO SAN MARINO SCOR SUM FOCKIN GOAL
\o/

Yeah, I think it's the biggest reason why.

They hate us because our media has an autistic obsession with them

I'm close to giving up.

I can't take another generation of dogshit NT

>1 goal in 90 minutes against the worst ranked team in the world
Absolute fucking state
At least Ireland had the excuse that the weather conditions were shocking against Gibraltar, what have Scotland got?

>4-0 in HT was in Cyprus - San Marino
>1-0 in HT of San Marino -Scotland
I think Scotland wil lose to Cyprus.

>Also Glasgow voted Yes btw
So does this confirm that sevco’s fans all live in the shithole known as ayrshire

HIV

*45
though tbf i can't see it increasing as is

Forever seething

Just means enough pacific shelf fans decided to crawl out their crackhouses and vote.

The whole of Russia looks like a Glasgow council estate.

t. coping engpaki

>sevco
Cringe

What do you reckon McLeish is currently telling his players?

Daily reminder that Northern Ireland have got out of the group stage of a tournament and Scotland have not.

A life expectancy of 45, that must be a benefit of being born Scottish.

Hes telling them they get no dope or booze tonight if they dont score at least two more.

>At least Ireland had the excuse that the weather conditions were shocking against Gibraltar
What was so shoking? I watched the game there wasn't any rain, snow or tornados wtf are you talking about?

>not denying that you live in ayrshire

what's scottish for vamos vamos

youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k

It’s actually 56

would any scottish players aside from robertson get into the wales team?

No

It's anglos are forever seething. You have started to shit politics itt.

What did he mean by this?

Just facking boot it

>only 1-0 against the memest team of part timers in the world

The state of cuckland.

Windy as fuck

Show me beautiful scottish!

The Russian state media has an obsession with the West... It's the oldest trick in the book, to divert attention away from the ills of their own country

ryan fraser is a decent winger

memes and banter aside, why is scotland so bad at soccer?

I'm not even that sure that Robertson would displace Ben Davies desu

Scott McTominay, Mbrappe killer.

Which means it was just as windy for Gibraltar. Weather is the biggest meme of an excuse of all time

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t. Kloppo

This. Their world cup was less attended than South Africa. Think how many shekels they lost out on, and god knows they need them.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=Btb7TVZt7QA

half time classics lads

Yes, it's like whole Novichok shit was introduced to divert attention from Brexit.

Heres the future under SNP

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Ayrshire’s nice tho

imagien San marino scores

>there's countries that dont have overseas territories
how embarrassing

Yes, yes, engpaki it's all true we also killed Jesus btw

I will not exaggerate because this is not /int/ but come on mate

being scottish is an affront to god, so everything fails for them in a comical fashion

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_Wladfa

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Why are you replying to yourself, do you have personality disorder?

based ivan btfo stinky brown engpakis

Vertically challenged. Genetic dead ends. Midgets. Manlets. All of the above

Russia has a higher % of Muslims than UK

If there was a Wales Scotland team, there would be more Scots in the squad than Welsh. Wales are rank outside of their first 11

Fraser and Forrest would get in Wales team for certain. So would mcginn probably, he's ripping up the championship this season

>only 0-1 so far

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Lel, the Welsh in Argentina are despised, they’re like gypsies over there

Small population

>Have a colony
>Call it The Colony
Fair enough

Nice paranoia

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Drinking stout tonight

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SFA is a corrupt drinking club. The only higher ups who aren't fat and red faced are the ones who do coke instead. Grassroots infrastructure is a joke and none of the clubs outside of the old firm have the money to fund it themselves. The only reason Wales are good is because all of their players come through the english youth system

Fiorentino reporting in

>have scottish colleague at work
>tells me celtic and rangers should be in the premier league
>i calmly tell him it wont work
>WHY YE FOOKIN ENLISH CUN
>explain to him celtic and rangers need champions league money, and therfore will need to stay in scotland. coming into the english league they wil lstruggle in the premier league, i say. and to be honest they will have a tough time in the championship, i explain to him
>calls my mother a whore and never speaks to me again

Why the fuck are Scottish people such twats lads?

At least Scotland was its own sovereign kingdom for many centuries, Catalonia was a merely a county with delusions of grandeur.

They're worse than Wales which also has no Professional league

It's almost like you can't read, engpaki. Your posts are logically connected to mine how? Who you're even talking to?
Nice Paint skills

How can Scotland be so bad?

They can be whatever you want when you make up stories mahmud

>engpaki
my point is there's more chance of you being paki than me, Ruspaki

FORZA SAN MARINO SCOR SUM FOCKIN GOAL

>>have scottish colleague at work
>>tells me celtic and rangers should be in the premier league
Why are you making things up? Are you a schizo?

>the strugglers against San Marino

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don't believe you

They have the same deal as Ireland, they create their team from English scraps.
Sad how Scots can insult the English when most of their starting line-up come from England.

>something that happened: The Post

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>I AM SILLY
Get a grip omar

>Ruspaki
Ew now that's one cringeyass post if I've ever seen one

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You wil easily win over them at your home, and most likely away, games.

And all of Wales players are trained by English league clubs, so moot point

Ok, I need to eat some pureshka. Keep tje score for me.

white

muslim

triple dubs confimed.

They’ve actually managed to turn this into a game. Fucking hell.

Why so aggressive,? I'm simply stating the fact that the Russian state media has a long history of spinning negative stories about the West, they've been doing this since 1917.
You'd be naive or in denial to refute that.

I like Russia, I've been there, SPB is a stunning city, Russian food is lovely, I am passionate about Russian literature. I'm not anti-Russian nor am I an 'engpaki' as you so obsessively seem to call anyone who opposes your mode of thinking. I'm just stating the facts, that's all, no need to get butthurt.

frightening amount of engpakis concerned with the (admittedly dire) state of scottish international football desu

Lads, why are HIV rates going down almost everywhere in the world except based Russia?

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>letting san marino into the box

lel

>only 0-1 against San Marino

If San Marino could figure out how to score a goal for once in their lives, this could become hilarious.

Scotland and San Marino - Chad and based countries
Englel - shithole filled with stinky engpakis

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how would the scots itt would react if they were to be the first ever competitive victory of San marino ?

bigger than Uruguay's

This

COME ON SAN MARINO

>All this reddit spacing
Begging you to stay in the mosque

>ON THE ROPES
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Who the fuck is McNulty?

Russians aren't obsessed with you. People who invade other threads live shitty lives and bait others to make them think they lives shittier lives than you.

It's sad, really.

blame england

Friendly reminder the SPL is a pub league.

SPL hasn’t existed since 2013 tho

Can someone please remind me what tier of english football Swansea are in, and if they're even remotely competitive in it

San Marino scored yet?

>a part time welsh team made the final of one of their cups and were leading for 70 minutes against a team that will be in the spl next season

>spinning negative stories about the West
It's usually doing when west spinning negative stories about Russia
>they've been doing this since 1917
There used to be mostly positive stories about US after Revolution till Stalin reign, and positive stories in mainstream media during Gorbachev, Eltsin and early Putin abput west. Whole thing have started after Georgia invaded South Ossetia.

My parents are breaking up. I'll need to rent a small studio in the uni campus for next year.
Will I finally have friends guys ?

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>welsh team made the final of one of their cups
what

Of the 38 nations above Scotland in the world rankings only 6 have smaller populations.

Nations like Mexico and Poland are much bigger underachievers than us

Against other part-time Scottish teams you mug

Scottish challenge cup. They invite teams from Wales and Ireland

probably

lower league competition that they invite welsh and irish sides to. Championship teams play their reserves in it

Ross County are set to be promoted to the SPL you muppet

>shithole filled with stinky engpakis
Scotland are massively in support of paki immigration

>McTominay on for 30 seconds
>plays a defence splitting pass

Really enjoying McLeish’s strategies of refusing to start the Man Utd player.

>1 hour vs the European powerhouse San Marino
>1-0

The leader of the second division won it. They may look like part timers but football is their profession they get paid for

SNP politicians who have zero powers over immigration like to virtue signal. The english LITERALLY invited pakis into their homes to rape their daughters

NANI?!

Draw will be good result for Scotland

NANI!?

>San Marino's national team is often considered the worst national side in the history of the sport, having only ever won a single match of the 154 they've played, conceded 665 goals and scored only 23, conceding an average of 4.32 goals per game.

If your ass is nice enough

English out, Pakis in.

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Robertson, McTomany and 8 literal whos

>English out, Pakis in.
The war cry of the english

And a who in goal

And the teams they beat along the way were Coleraine, Queens Park and Edinburgh City you Muppet. All part time or amateurs

I'll be your friend if you have a tight boipucci

and dont forget that only victory was a friendly

Bless him, its literally the biggest achievement in Welsh history (that was actually accomplished by welshmen and not english rejects)

remember alcoholism is only cool in moderation

imagine not having to imagine being scottish because you are actually scottish

imagine

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we are actual shite
>we

I'm well aware of who Ross County are champ. Only 8 of the 58 teams that entered the competition were full-time professionals. And Connahs Quay didn't beat any of them. They also needed penaltie shoot out to beat League 2 Edinburgh City

>scotland singing "fuck the SFA"

lmao

>Ireland only beat Gibraltar 1-0
>Scotland only beat San Marino 1-0
Least Wales beat a decent side 1-0

I wish to marry Scottish and then break up and take all of his properties

it'll be ok once you accept mediocrity
i'll see you on the other side

How can that be a 1:0? San Memeno is 211st ffs

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>England reserves beat a decent side 1-0
Why do the welsh care

why the hell am I watching this crap

Yes, I'll be your slave only if you have a big black cock

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Are you a Siberian qt?

I'm keen.

Tough situation buddy.
You’ll be fine. Yea Forums are your friends

>englel fans didn’t even bother to sing fuck the fa when they tried to sell muh wembley

Siberia is too far, i am from old and beautiful city.

If Scotland want to be successful they need to find more Englishmen with Scottish grannies like the Welsh and Irish do.

are you a hot gril?

This is beyond pathetic

for the outside chance that Scotland concede

C'MON SAN MARINO

>old and beautiful city
50000 gopniks shoved into 5000 commieblocks doesn't count as a city

£62,000,000 sub coming on here

Another dreadful performance.

McLeish really needs to go

>0-1
>70th minute

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HELLO IT'S RUSSIA I AM COLD (GUY)

I wonder how naturalizing works in Britain, since all of you are citizens of same country. Do you need any confirmation of heritage to join any national team?

Who says I’m welsh? Just pointing out which English B side is the best

>our only striker is out with a season ending gambling addiction

what did our country do to deserve this

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If he had a neck do you think he would be £63k?

Can you kindly fuck off you annoying English cunt

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We wouldn’t have learnt anything by beating them 5-0. A scrappy 1-0 win or even a 1-1 draw will serve us better in the long run.

all our best players are welsh born and bred

Kek McLeish must be absolutely shiting it.

>50000 gopniks shoved into 5000 commieblocks doesn't count as a city

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what the fuck could you have to learn from fucking San Marino

yes I am, click here to find out where is the nearest hot Russian cougar in your neighbourhood

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Give us a shot of your heroin

based CHAD MARINO

APOLOGISE

san marino usually collapse late in game, it'll be 3-0.

screencap this

NEVER

IN

DOUBT

The russkies have been giving us abuse all thread. Let the engpaki have his day

>If you beat your opponents they win

"we should try to connect passes, fergus"

Odds on a cheeky last minute equalizer?

based

Don't be too harsh on san marino, they rarely go worse than 3-0, against other meme nations

>celebrating beating san marino like you've won independence

sad really

>only 10 gopnicks per commieblock

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Pressures off Scotland have indeed finally beat the Italian giants of San Marino they'll be dancing in the streets of Scotown

Based Norgay

Ew no traps allowed

>national teams should be about ethnicity
>no, you can't take Irish people who were born in Britain
Make up your mind Yea Forums

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weird how english people claim footballers with a welsh/scottish/irish parent born in england are english but don't think that someone like sterling or john barnes born in jamaica to jamaican parents is jamaican
truly the most possessive creatures to ever walk the earth

>this engpaki seethe
Our team might be awful but at least I'm white

>Barely beating a team who’s only win in any form was 15 years ago will help us
The absolute state

>spee is one person

>75% English
>15% Irish
Very Irish, very Irish indeed

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Look how confident and slowly they act. Go, Scotland!

>McFuckHead

>McNulty
Who does he even play for? absolute trash

The Behemoths of San Marino

They'll be airing Braveheart straight after this famous win

VIENI SAN MARINO, SEGNA UN CAZZO GOL

San Marino are basically Italy. We’re beating Italy.

Hibs

There’s supposed to be alliteration you fucking french retard

>Only 1-0 against San Marino
What went wrong?

WTF SAN MARINO KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND SCOR SOM FOCKING GOAL

Explains everything players outside the old firm should never get a cap unless they're in England.

NOOO SAN MARINO! This can't be happening!

your stream. its 2-0

It's the former to me, though said stance does not fully resolve the 'halfies' issue, like the case of Declan Rice who is half Irish, half English. I guess the patrilineal descent should be favoured in these cases, but it's not that straightforward.

Don't say it otherwise they pull it in their own gate

So an aggregate score against Kazakhstan and San Marino, Scotland have managed to lose 3-2

Who’d win in a firm fight between wales and Scotland

Honestly think us jacks would batter any club up there the sad thing is though I bet them scum clubs would use knifes or sad shit like that

Big shock on the cards here how will San Marino recover?

2-0 against the titanesque San Marino, something to be proud of surely

Comfortable win. 3 points. Onwards and upwards.

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Haven’t checked the championship table in a while lads, what place are Swansea?

As comfortable as a closed iron maiden

Wales and Scotland have a good relationship

This profile pic gave me cancer. Who's this clown?

Brian Limond, notorious racist.

Surely a powerhouse like Swansea would be in the PL?

What's with this paki Russian? Bring back the white ivan from earlier

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wales_international_footballers_born_outside_Wales
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scotland_international_footballers_born_outside_Scotland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Republic_of_Ireland_international_footballers_born_outside_the_Republic_of_Ireland

And England have lost their last two competition knock outs to countries with an aggregate population of 3.6 million

Will the tartan army be out on the town in San Marino tonight or will they cross over back into Italy?

Which scotlel players would make the Cyprus 11?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_England_international_footballers_born_outside_England

Limmy the Legend you cunt.

I’m sorry but Turkey is NOT Europe and neither is Cyprus.

So a Frenchmen played for England huh

Toss up between Wales and Ireland for the worst

Did you even read what you posted spacker? Most of the players are from back when the Empire was still a thing you cretin

Iceland's first tournament they managed to go further than Scotland have in their entire history.

yeah, le tissier

congrats on Scotland!

imagine only beating San Marino by 2 goals

No it’s true! The mighty Swansea were relegated by Stoke City at the end of last season

Majority of them are garrison babies from when we used to dab on third worlders

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Seething Engpaki

Don't recall Iceland winning the Kirin Cup 2bh meight

So what happened in the last Euros? I forget someone remind me...

Oh yeah that’s right, Wales went further than England and England lost to PART TIME DENTISTS

Yeah Englishmen born in the British Raj is the definitely the same thing as Scottish/Irish/Welsh scouts trawling England for muh heritage players

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A crime he only got 8 caps

He's got the stereotypical Franco Norman phenotype as well

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Really? Does that mean Sterling is over 57 years old? Must be the oldest player to wear the England shirt if that’s the case

Deeply embarrassing comment and I'm a lifelong Jack born in SA1.

Please take out your hard drive now and put it in the bin.

>Scotland bounce back from their Kazakhstan defeat with a win over San Marino

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All three of Wales's goalscorers against Belgium are English

Ashley Williams (Wolverhampton)
Hal Robson-Kanu (London)
Sam Vokes (Southampton)

Doesn't count if you fail to qualify for a tournament ever again

That's all. Congrats on Scotland, guys, you were so super nice, wish to support you on Euro 2020

Scotland is far too lefty, their limp wrists couldn't permit them to wield weapons

Rate their season out of 10 lads

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Scotland scorelines against San Marino away from home:

>1 May 1991: 0-2
>26 April 1995: 0-2
>7 October 2000: 0-2
>24 March 2019: 0-2

>San Marino concede on average over 4 goals a game
>most of these are against absolute shitters
Scotland have still embarrassed themselves today desu

7.5/10

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Fuck off Russian cunt Scotland hates you

imagine a tournament where scotland, wales, northern ireland and the republic of ireland all qualify but england don't

how amazing would that be

Don't bully hibs and Aberdeen fans don't travel often.

I’m phoneposting hun x

>falseflagging engpaki

>imagine a tournament where scotland, wales, northern ireland and the republic of ireland all qualify but england don't
>how amazing would that be
Knowing independence will never happen, the porridge n-bomb starts to turn his dreams elsewhere.

What part of the empire were Belgium, Mexico, French Guiana and Ivory Coast in lad?

Come on lad, get the trip back on

Basically the home nation's championship in 2011 or whenever it was when it was cancelled because none of you turned up because England weren't there

>n-bomb
The English are unfiltered cringe

>England B/C/D and E teams all qualify but the A team doesn't?
Come on now

Lol how did it go for England the last time they played against Belgium?

lmaoo

Scotland have qualified for several tournaments that England haven't

Then put your Galaxy S3 you bought from Bestsellers second hand in the bin, along with the Lebara Mobile Sim.

wtf I thought swansea were meant to stay in the PL last season? And then get promoted into the PL this season? Are you telling me they're literal who bottom feeders?

Hardly.

The only English player on the pitch was McTominay

you mean in the third place playoff at the world cup that no one gives a shit about? not much of a diss when no other home nations could even qualify

lmaoo

When have a Welsh team ever beat Belgium?

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Really?

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that was a complete mess because all the games took place in Dublin: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Nations_Cup

>Wales v Northern Ireland got 529 people

How did Wales do in the world cup lad tend not to notice their existence. Guess they finished last in their group?

I want vatican city in the europeans also. A team full of 60yr old priest boomers would be fun

scotland will be independent within 5 years
wales within 10 and ireland unified within 10

>tfw no commonwealth football tournament

190 being based as ever

Oh is that the case?

How about the time before that, surely England would’ve beaten Belgium the time before that? Remind me

Why are you talking about all levels of the Welsh squads

>scotland will be independent within 5 years
Been saying this for decades.
>aye b-but now it's diff-
Nah.

We need regional flags for uk in Yea Forums. This is cancer.

God i wish

>this falseflag

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when both teams were already through and played their B teams?

how was your nation at the world cup

>the Welsh get the english flag

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The jocks more often than not show themselves up by being ludicrously quick to temper

Lads 190kg seems to be too emotional to reply to me so could someone tell me how Wales did at the world cup

Wouldn't stop it people would just say they are x and work in y

Similar to how the English show themselves with the sound of muffled Allah akbars and the garbled screams of white girls being put into kebabs

As I say, quick to temper

The rugby world cup? They finished above Englel and knocked the useless cunts out on their home turf

>Hungary 2-1 Croatia
Group's wide open

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>The rugby world cup?

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Nah, the fifa football world cup. Any clue what happened?

>rugby

lmao

COPE

>rugby

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Great to see Daniel James from Beverley, England doing well for Wales.

What? Wales have a national team?

postig one of my famous copypastas

Why tf are people saying England have improved since 2-4 years ago?

wow congrats England on beating some poverty nations in your group and losing the first challenging game

wow congrats England on beating a one man team where that one man was injured for the game

wow congrats on beating a team of nobodies other than Olsson in the quarters

wow congrats on losing in your second challenging game England

wow congrats on losing in your third challenging game England

England have had god tier rng in terms of not only that world cup but also qualifying for that world cup as well.

why is every body so blind?

Have wales ever won a rugby World Cup?

Welsh surname, dad's from Aberdar
He's Welsh

Did Wales even beat poverty nations? Who was in their group?

this desu
The absolute state of this thread

Born and raised in England, English mum

Wales must be pretty grim if his Welsh dad would rather live in Hull

>james
Ah yes, quintessentially welsh

Scotland Northern Ireland San Marino and few others were in the did not qualify group.

How come Wales couldn't even finish above Ireland here?

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Getting to live in England and raise English children is the ultimate dream of the average Welsh man.

Reposting one of 190's famous threads
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/83441658

Not sure mate

Only big pooftas like yaself watch rugby lmsooo

English people seem mad that English eligible talent like Brooks and Ampadu are choosing to play for Wales.

Imagine being born English and having to settle for representing Wales or Ireland

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>English mum
DRAGONED

Thats why I'm asking you twat

>190kg literally got bullied by jocks out of a thread
You might be cucked but you're alright sometimes.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Smith_(footballer,_born_1999)

This guy who played for Wales today was capped before he'd played a single fucking professional game. Because he's English from Redditch. The utter state of poverty Celtoids.

I'm curious how Wales manage to get them when Ireland and Scotland never could 2bh

the match finished like an hour ago

why would anyone post here now?

i've moved on, maybe everyone else here should as well.

Theres nowhere near as many. The sheer number of English whose families have been having the Welsh fucked out of them for years is insane.

>The sheer number of English whose families have been having the Welsh fucked out of them for years is insane.

What does this mean?

They are English people whose ancestors were Welsh. Don't they teach English in the valley?

right on cue

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:English_people_by_ethnic_or_national_origin
far more for irish or scottish than welsh

>OIIIII NAT ME FACKIN SNATCH ABDUL
Right on cue

Good thread overall. Scotland are wank. Bye.

Brooks and Ampadu would walk into the England team
Also English fans are the worst in the British Isles and are hated worldwide whereas everyone loves the Celts

shh lad, you got your win, it's all better now