>us.soccerway.com
ISRAEL vs AUSTRIA
@ UEFA Euro Qualifers
@ 17:00 UTC+0
Come and chant ``EL EL ISRAEL`` with us for the holy land's team.
#funfact: Israel's current manager is an Austrian goy
>us.soccerway.com
ISRAEL vs AUSTRIA
@ UEFA Euro Qualifers
@ 17:00 UTC+0
Come and chant ``EL EL ISRAEL`` with us for the holy land's team.
#funfact: Israel's current manager is an Austrian goy
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Jewish Settlement v Hitler's Country
Oh fuck.
>#funfact: Israel's current manager is an Austrian goy
with his initials being A.H. yeah
EL EL ISRAEL
Why did you steal our logo?
Jews belong in the oven desu
Why is Israel a part of UEFA again? Wouldn't it make more sense to be part of AFC?
Israel has previously won 5-0 against Hitler's homeland, twenty years ago (@ 2000 UEFA Euro qualifiers).
>youtube.com
>youtube.com
>youtube.com
Game of the day desu
what could go wrong
middle eastern teams don't want to play against them
Kek, is Israel a country or a meme
would be hilarious if the qualify to Qatar
>en.wikipedia.org
Israel actually has won the AFC cup once in 1964, but then the Arab/Muslim countries started to whine that they don't want to play with us anymore.
You must be doing something right to piss of that bunch of subhumans just by existing.
neither does europe so can't they fuck off to africas cup of nations then?
We now remember Yossi Benayoun
Exactly what could go wrong and why. Hmmmm.
>Why did you steal our logo?
>stealing
>jews
Is this bait?
>Kek, is Israel a country or a meme
It, like the jews themselves, are the meme to end all memes.
Although no longer in the English Premier league, he is still active
>en.wikipedia.org
Keep in mind that Austria didn't even come up with a unique logo for the national football team. They just used their country's emblem.
My initials are A.H in Hebrew
INR freaking out about it when i was a kid.i also am the same height as him and have the same eye and hair colour
Blue eyes?
Im sick of these boomers jerking off about this team even tho they haven't qualified for anything
Yeah
Does Israel have any chance of qualifying to the world cup now that there is 48 teams. That would be pure kino
Sorry for the whole jew burning thing, mate
>en.m.wikipedia.org
We cool now?
You guys redeemed yourselves with the sole basedness of portoposter
>we cool now
Cringe. When will you eurofaggots understand that this isn't /int/ and stop flagposting and larping already
...
>caring about divegrass
>he says, while flagposting
Fuck they copied irelands crest
Says the Spaniard promoting Ireland
We are even now.
Yet they've managed to score lotsa n lotsa goals
Gib stream hebrew comments.
nah but arab/muslim teams in afc REALLY don't want to play them. to the extent that safety is a concern. that isnt gonna happen in uefa.they couldn't play in africa because of all those arab/muslim countries, remember those?
>Gib stream hebrew comments.
kan.org.il
kan.org.il
kan.org.il
kan.org.il
kan.org.il
the game is going to start in about an hour. hopefully with Nadav Jakobi and Ori Uzan as commentators.
>João Pereira
>Miguel Veloso
>Postiga in 2013
>Carlos Martins
>Hugo Almeida
>Silvio
>Sereno
>even nani was already falling
What a fucking cringe teamm
is arnautovic still good?
k, thanks.
is it true that the Austria national team is as much Serbian/Croatian, as the Israel national team is Arab/Muslim?
Israel vs Austria. Well shit.
Replying again because
>João Pereira
What the fuck!?
I know Israel haven't been in the Euro tournament yet but have they even made it to the play-offs before?
The 84 faggot, such a fucking awful guy, jesus
Eren will kill all the nazi Marleyan scum
why is that?
Will we see her fiance play today?
Shitty player, dumb dwarf that couldn't defend shit, couldn't run shit
based, great stream desu
but he played along then Real Madrid's Coentrao & Pepe on the back
>dat austrian anthem
But he was fucking awful
But, then again, so was André Almeida. Should have put Vieirinha or Cedeic
The Last Jewish Frontier
0-2 to Austria
We are shit tier
i'd bet 2-0 to israel with Zahavi & Hemed scoring
how come no blue shorts today?
user..
we real madrid now
> is arnautovic still good?
yes
strims.world/IzraelAustria.php?source=1
derstandard with the Top-banter!
I mostly just came here to see this joke
JAAAA !!!!
Israel BTFO
Arnautovic is such a bitch, he complains every single time a pass goes wrong
see this
we are winning this group and there is nothing you can do to stop it
What your country called now?
Dabour is shit striker unless he plays against Guatemala
Hooray for the second most boring group in the qualifiers. Draw. Or don't it's just the second round so whatever. But Austria can be sympathetic. Cool old cities it makes me think of home.
i honsetly forgot you are in this group with us
Dear Israeli friends, pls always remember that Adolf Hitler was Austrian and we had nothing to do with what this evil Austrian man did to your people.
Thank you for your attention.
kind of funny given that Austria and Poland were super jewish at points in their history before well y'know
>Gina Gershon has a sister?
With him gone whose the best Israeli player?
Imagine actually putting them in OFC. That would be crazy hehe.
Before Australia was moved through the Indian Ocean away from the confederation where it was one of the two countries that could be spotted on a map, our dear bffs from Israel was recognized as the only "rotating" national team. Fuck the time zones. Makes you think why FIFA still bullies based Greenland.
Vienna had 200 000 Jews at it's peaks - about 7000 now. Seriously just insane
that's an Israeli girl named Neta Alchimister
Why is Israel so brown? I thought Jews were white
>he doesn't know about the black hebrews
rayciss!
her face looks plastic and cuntish desu
noice
Yeeeeahhhh
ashkenazi jews are white because they've mixed with euros for centuries
original sephardi jews are just sandniggers
plot twist is that sandniggers were white at one point in history then got enriched by blacks
t. scholar
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Israel 1 - 1 Austria
THE JEWS SCORED. JEWS SCORED. JEWS SCORED.
HITLER, NAZIS BTFO.
oy vey
kek
better stick to wintersports, schluchtenscheißer
FUCK NAZIS
FUCK NAZIS
>letting white guilt get the better of you
wait, why isn't alaba playing btw?
Hey in the whole country we have around the same (officially because apparently the numbers are rising. Sometimes you get the feeling like you're someone's B plan and it's not comfortable) but we started at a much higher number. I'm reading a cool book that devotes a good portion to political realities before and during the war including all the programs to ship people to Palestine that was established in Austria among others of course after 1938. We on the other hand were training and arming some of the organizations that's why after the war when there was an open season for Brits and Arabs in Palestine cars with Polish diplomats were under specific protection. Then, because those were usually non-communist remnants from the old regime, the Soviets had them murdered and blamed it on Irgun and shit? Isn't history wonderfully fucked up?
saved by the Harush
lol wtf is happening
Whoa our goalie is good
>our
trotzki pls
Alaba is injured along with Israel's main right back (Tawatha) who played three days ago
Nazis btfo
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Israel 2 - 1 Austria
TOP LEL
HITLER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
Because it's the best ever.
>copying Ireland's badge
pathetic
Great game lol
austria truly is the embarrassment of the germanic world
WHOOOOOA
>tawatha
>right back
more like right black
WHO JUST GOT JEWED
>having only one citizenship
Aushitria
more like wrong black lmao xD
support your local team, polish goy
Just booked a trip to israel. What am i in for?
We are actually winning
How shit must Austria be
which live stream is better?
Just typical underachieving.
Will probably end 2:2
now why would you do that
Loving this Zehavi redemption arc
I really hate Zehavi but he somehow always gets there. fucking hell
>implying it won't end 2-4 austria
>Hating Zehavi
Must be a hapo*l fan
Nazis btfo by the great Merchants Guild
Not implying that at all
Isn't he playing in China?
it's fun as long as you're a boob man
nah they're shit
Jesus what is this some kind of tribute team for some pre-war club? That's what I was talking about except it doesn't make much sense because several bigger cities most minorities were living in the east. The east that's now forever gone for us. I live in a big city and have basically no connection with this past.
wtf why can't our mercenaries btfo the merchants
When will be the Israel Eurovision song contest?
It's kinda meh. Some places are actually 3rd world tier. Jerusalem is a fucking mess, tel aviv was ok
the thing is, he has 300 iq
he is the slayer of shenzen and the gangbanger of guangzhou
Makkabi Warszawa jest jeszcze aktywny, ale nie mają tylko piłkę nożną, oni mają szachy i biegania.
Unironically have been there in February
Take an organized tour if you can, best way to explore the country and especially the Palestinian territories.
Also, make sure to buy these (pic related), they cost $25 per pack, but are delicious as fuck.
Btw, you won't need any shekels there, everyone accepts dollars.
SIEG HEIL
APARTHEID
>With him gone whose the best Israeli player?
Eran Zahavi aka that Jew who just scored 2 goals vs Austria
חכם כמו ביבי
Wait? Organized tours go to palestine ?
wtf we are losing???
I went afk @ 43 mins
fuck those chokers
רק ביבי
>Israel winning 2-1 so far
oy vey
> When will be the Israel Eurovision song contest?
May 18th @ Tel Aviv
Israel have the better mercenary manager
>fairy fail
Fuck off argenchino
Israeli players aren't mercenaries tho. Most of them are actual Israeli joos
GLT????
so fuggin close
Come on guys this is getting emberrasing, honestly can't lose to Isreal...
In the end everyone loses to Israel...
Yep
It was led by some Arab who also owns a hotel in Betlehem. He basically was a tour partner of the Israeli organizer (from Tel Aviv)
The Palestinians are actually quite friendly, but my god, are these people dirty. They do not know or accept the concept of sanitation, just throwing away trash everywhere.
Still a fascinating place (to visit, not to live)
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youtube.com
HOLY SHIT WTF
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Israel 3 - 1 Austria
adolf rolling in his grave
lmao what a goal
WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
got anymore?
Based Zahavi.
How do you guys actually feel about 99 per cent of Yea Forums hating you for being Jewish?
wow does our team suck, didn't know it was this bad.
also why is this nigger wearing a bra
HOLLY SHIIIIIIIIIITE
proud to be Israeli today
same israeli girls or...?
lmao
>Israel will actually show up in the Euro
this is gonna be great for bants and memes holy shit
Wait what the fuck is happening??
Is this revenge for Hitler???
I think I've just become a believer of the true god
it's only satire mate, don't fall for the meme
I guess I'm part of the 1%
This is good, but I meant israeli grills in general
>mfw I'll see Israel at the euro
>en.wikipedia.org
it's israeli hi tech sports gear for stats
got used to it, I think Yea Forums is tame already, It used to be really bad like 10 years ago when i started browsing /new/ and /int/
Dołącz do nas, bracie
Yeah... It's just meme and stuff like all muslim hate on pol haha
Is it true that Israeli girls are slutty? I read it somewhere, but desu every nation has their own slutty girls.
see
Pork Schnitzel or Chicken Schnitzel?
no one outside of pol actually falls for those memes
Pork, to dab on Jews and Muslims.
variety is the spice of life desu
>Is it true that Israeli girls are slutty?
actually nope. they are quite conservative compared to other western girls
Chicken Schnitzel duh
are you polish?
post polish jew qts then
>Hating on people because it's popular
We Austrians were always non conformists. Remember, we're Hitlers first victim, there have been 6 million Austrian resistance fighters.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Israel 4 - 1 Austria
Real Wiener Schnitzel is Veal
Holy fuck Austria
pay up goyim
>this team
yeah, foda and schöttel need to go
Fuck off. You know that nigs cheered for the upper austrian retard when he came because no one wanted to be austrian as opposed to after the war
yeah, remember the 6 million fellow Austrians
also, our football team should be defunded
Lo this is embarrassing.
>foda
WHY
getting emberassing
ITS HABBENING!
pół i moja dziewczyna jest polaką
not much of a thing sadly
WTF I LOVE ISRAEL NOW
Qt brunette stacy
over 9000 internets for you
JEWS ROCK
even janko is playing. fuck foda
This is absurd. Damn we must suck the big one then we barely won.
That's it, we tried to give you a chance with this whole independence thing, but it obviously isn't working, you silly Austrians.
You're only embarrassing yourselves.
It's Anschluss time again (for your own good)
Literally crying tears of happines rn
>we're Hitlers first victim
Looks like you misspelled "biggest fans", ösi.
>99 per cent of Yea Forums
Literal human garbage, why would anyone care?
Eran Zahavi with 3 goals + 1 assist
>so far
just give us bayern already and shut up
Israel is topping this group.
Did we just break Austrian morale with our shit performance but still winning and now they're letting them have it for the man from Branau?
Mark my words.
This is the match that will mark our second big decline.
We only want Bavaria and East Germany. You can keep the turk outposts west of the border
nö
Nah, we're just declining again
>and East Germany
kek, be careful what you wish for
we still have to subsidize that entire region
our team is better then germanys but foda is just hirntod.
You get Hitler, we get Mozart, that was the deal.
can someone post more big titty israelis
The way i know our shit tier team they could still lose this.
COMEBACK TIME
Adolf on suicide watch
From what. At least let Alaba get on the wrong side of 30s. And the rest of the team average much older age.
> Losing to sub-human jews
The semen slurping state of Austria
oy vey!
nazis on suicide watch
distinctly remember jerking off furiously to her pictures sometime in 2011 or so. good times
Anschluss when?
#saveAlaba
What part of Israel are you from, lads?
Rehovot here
>being a subhuman
we dedicate this win to the 20 billion jews who were murdered in the holocaust
>anschlussing east germany
Was a mistake, because now their children have to learn all the anti-german cuck stuff in school and are told that patriotism is bad.
What a shame, the GDR really did a good job at denazifying german patriotism, but west*Ids are still guilt tripping sheep
delusion
Hitler was upper austrian (read: subhuman).
Mozart was our finest Salzburger trrasure
Tel Aviv
NYC here
Palestine
are these cherry picked photos, or do most jewish women have big tits?
>algeria
mate your country is beyond irrelevant
Brooklyn
*treasure
lol, your muslim rate is only slightly lower than ours
we don't suck their dick tho
Ofc the hue would be in the shitty part
Without Vienna and Tyrol it would be below 2%
Polin.
Strauss > Mozart
>btw
How is the rest of Yea Forums on the Joos?
I lurk only /pol/ whose stance is obvious but if I tried to do a control troll about niggers and jews here I got eyerolls about becoming Death, the destroyer of threads.
No such thing
Washington D.C.
>5.9
Wonder how much lower it would be without brussel considering the town is 1/4 muslim
Arab acres reporting in. #killjews #powerful
with jews you lose
/stormfront/ has taken over 4chinz since years dude
Yea Forums is the most normie board on Yea Forums
/pol/tards are seen as cringeworthy, beta and subhuman incel over here
it's mostly just memes. we hate reddit spacing and phoneposting more
i meme about the merchants etc but really i dont care , jews are ok
>I lurk only /pol/
You should go back
I saw much more muslims in Berlin, amesterdam, Paris than in sofia. Where the fuck do Bulgarians hide their muslims
Whoopsie.
But this is pretty convenient.
Yeah.
stream jew is based
>I lurk only /pol/
meu deus
>austria losing to poland and israel in the course of 4 days
Told you this whole Holocaust and WW II stuff of yours would come back to bite you in the ass eventually, dear Austrian friends
Jewnited Kingdom
Fuck off
Trump tower.
You already tell me too much how to live my life, Eli.
not all muslims are arab you mong
throwing some hebrew national hot dogs on the grill to celebrate lads
at the turkish border I assume
also, how do you differentiate visually between a muslim and non-muslim bulgarian?
Arnautovic hattrick inc
RAMAT GAN
Me no hablo, po.
>spanish reading comprehension
>Ywn have a club named after you
why live ?
Shut the fuck up austria the goys made you their bitches today , you're less than sub human to me now .
Beating the mighty austria wow , comeback to me when you can make a good result against a real team
>still playing Janko
Come on Austria, at least Switzerland's Super League striker has 11 goals this season. Janko isn't even a starter for Lugano
who will qualify behind Israel in this group?
Poland
North Macedonia
Slovenia
Latvia
or, haha, Austria?
cope
>a goatfucker thinks a white man cares for his opinion
you for real nigger?
I'd bet on Poland or Macedonia
*North Macedonia
pls be respectful
Macedonia
i want a Greece vs Macedonia match in the Euro.
Poland will probably get through just off the back of their striker depth
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What a bunch of shitters. Should play with skis instead.
The jews did this!
real talk now:
who here /KantholzKommando/ in Schwechat? They don't need their feet anyway
Austria has zero points.
>Austria has zero points.
Austria has zero points.
>Austria has zero points.
Austria has zero points.
>Austria has zero points.
Austria has zero points.
>Austria has zero points.
Fuck those guys.
None of them are patriots anyway. Look at the polish or those slav teams, that's how national team players are supposed to behave.
Our guys probably don't want to play anyways, they'd rather post on instagram than representing their country
ZEHAVI ZEHAVI ZEHAVI
We should have 4 points desu
endgame: WINNING
Israel 4 - 2 Austria
>Zahavi is MVP with a hattrick
Good good.
Austria must demolish the rest and clear up the way for us.
All according to plan.
>polish or those slav teams
??? Pols are slav too
what is he thinking right now?
If Israel gets to be in then the US should also by default. While we're at it, all of NATO and the Commonwealth Realms should be allowed in. It's time to finally Make The European Championship Great Again™
Are you serious?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, THE CHURCH WAS RIGHT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, HELL IS REAL, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
It is what they're called now
>Hitler in hell
wtf are you on about
>4:0 Russia Kazakhstan
>4:2 Israel Austria
Today was a good day
>are these cherry picked photos, or do most jewish women have big tits?
They honestly do
>Neopagan LARP*id autisto who committed suicide not in hell
lmfao niqqa
this, if anything its the faces that are cherry picked
>the one in belgium
please USA and Nato move it , i live near that shit and dont want to be Nuked one day
The worst part is that when Hitler died and went to Hell, he had to spend the rest of eternity there with all of the Jews he killed. And all of the Jews who die and go to Hell for rejecting Logos have to spend eternity with Hitler.
I somehow have always been really attracted to Jewish chicks but whenever the conversation when to anything beyond casual dating they almost all have said straight up they would only ever get serious with a Jewish guy. Feels bad, man.
>North Macedonia
It's still Macedonia for me, i see this is another try to calm down the greek butthurt.
yes
Natalie Portman's husband is converting to Judaism for his wife
there's lots of jewish chicks in porn tho
they don't seem to mind interreligious sex
imagine being an amerimutt stationed in the literal 3rd world shithole romania. kek
Not sure if it necessarily represents the population, but Romanian camgirls are top tier imo. At least there would be that.
Beerscheva
You might be right. Let's go a bit more average
these are 8/10 in isreal
jewish women have a really wide spectrum of attractiveness like indian women for example
how about now?
seems like you agree with me they go from your post and worse to
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There is no afterlife in Judaism tbqh.
Miami
Do you know what is that?
>Pic related, two Israeli sisters. not even kidding
me in the background with the shades
based and negevpilled
I got used to it really quickly
post some BGU cuties
Haifa
ok
thats pretty crazy
you're the most annoying faggot on Yea Forums
i'll actually have to share threads with slovenia with you
fuck you
retard
die irl
fucking shekel faggot
shitskin cunt
yahtzan is doing god's work trolling the goyim and self-hating jews. yishtabach shmo
a slovenian girl sucked my dick in laibach back in 2014. shit was so cash
you sound mad
wrong pic
>
Oh Lawd he gone full Gaddafi!
How was it?
ISR 4-2 AUT
kek, the hasbara is strong in this thread.
based zizek telling yahtzan the truth
The US government defines you as 'white' if you're from the native peoples of Europe, Middle East or North Africa. Guess where Israel is?
>let me combat the autist with the party thot collection by meticulously creating propaganda of my own and then spreading it (for free) outside of my containment board
alright branton but just stay clear of any mosques
>The US government defines
>all dat butthurt over israeli chicks
good job
>tfw no israeli gf
whatever you bet next time, remember to flip it backwards
kek, there's fantasy, and then there's reality.
The Habsburgs bow to the ZOG
XD
topkek
Pretty sure these are at least 80% russian tbqh.
That's just /pol/