The Big 5

Why are we so shit at suicide rate bros?
Something has to be done to comeback to our former glory

kek, uk took the lead with brexit, no way we can match them now.

>Cycling
>>FRA>ITA>SPA>GBR>GER
>Motorsport
>>GBR>GER>ITA>SPA>FRA

i dont agree with that we are shit at cycling but the best at rallye

I'm pretty sure it's the other way around. Italy being the one of the 5 with less suicides.

Ah yes, the basketball Powerhouses of Germany, France and UK

Lad your team hasnt won anything in more than half a century

Mythe de Sysiphe probably spoilt you.
Though Levé did set a thrilling example.

if you don't count everyone else, we are pretty much the best at everything

Too lazy to kill anyone.

stopped reading at football.
imagine considering yourself better than spain, germoney and italy with your only claim to fame happening more than half a century ago. truly sad

>GBR>ITA>GER>FRA>SPA
is Italy that high because of all the wogGODs in our side?

What part of FRA>GBR is so difficult to understand?

>recent competitive record better than other nations except for France
>ranked higher than every other nation than France

football trully is
ger>ita>fra>spa>bong

This but unironically
Sorted by world cups. Recent ones count more

>Motosport
>GBR>GER
I guess motosport is only F1, am I right?

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Britain doesn't compete as a unified team in football, rugby or cricket

Just leave this here

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There's not a single German in Moto Gp or WRC, only including F1 would make them look better

>be DDR
>be dissolved for almost three decades
>still a more recent title than England
>"b-b-but my fifa meme rankings"

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>>FRA>SPA>GER>ITA>GBR
>Cycling

It's been 34 years since Frenchman won Tour de France. It's been 24 years since Frenchman won any Grand Tour.

1997>1976

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zoomer spotted

>UK not 1st in suicide rate
imagine being as ugly as a brit, living in a paki infested grey post industrial wasteland with the height of your cuisine being beans on toast
it's no wonder they try to drink themselves to death every weekend

>a friendly tournament
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>an amateur tournament we don't even compete in

>pakiball
>Major sport
Not even once

>muh fifa rankings sponsored by coca-cola® Taste the feeling™

I always preferred Pepsi

We're first in cycling and last in football

>Obesity
>>GBR>SPA>GER>FRA>ITA

This need to be reversed no?
I don't see how obesity is an advantage.

>Obesity
>USA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Homicide
>FRA>GBR>GER>ITA>SPA

This too by the way.

Cricket
>GBR>ITA>GER>FRA>SPA

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pretty accurate

but u need to put sum respekk on sebastien loeb’s name

>friendly tournament
>the motherfucking Tournoi de France

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If underage tournaments like the Olympics count then England's last title was in 2017

Niggas:
France
UK
Germany
Italy
Spain

Muslims:
France
Germany
UK
Spain
Italy

>Fifa world rankings

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A nation of absolute units is always better than malnourished twigs who don't even have a belly to bounce with.

FIFA RANKING
>FRA>ENG>SPA>GER>ITA
ELO RANKING
>FRA>SPA>ENG>GER>ITA
WORLD CUP RANKING
>FRA>ENG>SPA>GER>ITA
NATIONS LEAGUE RANKING
>ENG>FRA=SPA=ITA>GER
EUROS RANKING
>FRA>GER>ITA>ENG=SPA
LEAGUE COEFFICIENTS
SPA>ENG>ITA>GER>FRA
Any other measurements of current ability?

France 25
England 22
Spain 21
Germany 13
Italy 13

Not sure why the football ranking is what's upsetting people?