/hoc/

knights suck dick lmao
imagine choking to the fucking capitals

The league is rigged. Gary planned it all.
Knights won the stan lee in my headcanon.

>best record in the nhl since the tdl
stay mad niggers

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formerly /cric/

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what was the nigger dman doing?

for me it’s realizing that even if >my team wins a cup it doesn’t affect me personally in any way

*loses in first round*

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

GRUNDSTRUM SCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
thanks Toronna :^)

is /hoc/ a knight’s general?

t. golden niggers fan

top kek will they do the mcdavid song as well?

>9-4 all time against the shorks, including playoffs
>jones has been chased against them 5 (five times)
>shorks on a 5 game losing streak
good luck with that one lad.

DAE want the lightning to go out in the first or second round?

/hoc/ is a general for all fans and people, except gays, women, blackhawk and vegass fans

>does /hoc/ like the disney on ice team from the sunbelt
what do you think?

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>except gays
but canadians are a /hoc/ staple

I mean RAG ITS

FUCKING RAG IT

OT comin up in LA lads

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hockey is not for canada

>rags it?

nothing personal quackers but I'm rooting for LA tonight

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>tfw your favorite team loses to the knights

>rags

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Are ducks or kings the biggest losers? We’ll find out in this shootout.

Kings can only beat the ducks sharks or chiraqis apparently
I'll take it, gg duckies

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based kongs desu

im drunk

my man

i'm stoned

home from the game
BASED DOGS dabbin on
>a literal toilet seat
gonna be hilarious when taint clout gets bounced in the first round MLAOOO

me 2

loading up my bong right now

cringe
cringe
mega cringe
also pretty cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=Cil7tOPh4qM

Which canadian team can bring back the cup bros?

Based Ireland poster

>canadian team
>cup
please stop this meme

If you asked me last year I would have said Winnipeg
If you ask me today I'd say none of them except maybe the Flames on a fluke run.

ottawa via omaha

HURRY THE FUCK UP SHANNON

flames are going nowhere fast with that goalie situation lol

gay homo who sucks dick lol

That's why I said "fluke run"
The odds of any Pashitfic team winning it all this year is slim to none.

>kyle connor is now my favorite player because of how badly he exposed that fraudulent nigger
wow shannon

knights WILL lose in the final again this year and i WILL fucking kill myself

kek who's your team lad

Nucks in 2021
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Fco83e124FE

hockey really is for everyone

nhl.com/news/black-girl-hockey-club-has-more-than-200-members-growing-impact/c-306061864?tid=305360818

blues will be the west rep for sure

yep. gonna lose to the bruins, and i will also kms for being blose 2.0

I like all the teams

thanks Steve very cool

nuckies in 2022

t. bandwagoning faggot

uh he never said that at all you dumb fuck

>Knights
>even making it to the final again
The last run was built on meme magic alone. Half of the core is gone and they're on life support thanks to Fleury

not sure why this is relevant
and no I don't think >we'll get far either. The entire central is even worse off.

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If vegas is so good, why don’t they imitate the hurricanes storm surge celebrations?

They do, they just open the games with them instead.

that clearly demonstrates that pregame cirque du soleil is superior to post game dancing.

im drunk Im not even reading your replies haha fuck you

>bing bing wahoo spewing nonsense
the knights have the best record in the league since the trade deadline of 10-1-1, with multiple games played by subban. read a book.

based

except shannons

Not my fault your team consists of a bunch of "second line at best" shitters that's carried by one of the best goalies of this generation.
I won't cry for you when you make the second round exit this year, faggot.

>”he literally undressed subban”
what did the announcer mean by this

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>nucks lose
>knagz win
>ducks get a point
feels good man

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stay mad that we're the hottest team in the league? sorry about the undisputed facts. at least we'll make the playoffs. go play some smash, if your wife's husband will let you.

>implying I'm mad at the knights
I don't really think about you guys much at all, considering >we only played like 5 times.

lads, booming echo
youtube.com/watch?v=-ybiQVXp1Ck

shorthouse is a retard

There's actually stands now, is /ourcup/ actually growing?

literally would have implied subban took off articles of clothing

>tfw canada will never win the cosco cup

B O O M I N G
E C H O

imagine the stench

wow there's actually a bit of grass

>people are actually mad at the knights
What?
How?

it's only like two people lad, and their teams are way worse off.

I don't think anyone is really, truly mad at the Knights.

>ULYSSES
>WILLIAM
>BARTHOLOMEW

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Thinking anyone is mad at the knights is on the same level as thinking anyone is actually scared of the leafs

stay mas m8

based, knights, and laffs pilled

I live mas m8

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for me, it's the cheesy gordita crunch

imagine being boston and passing up on kyle connor three times and drafting shitty debrusk instead

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Lads I've never eaten at a taco bell

for me, its the crunchwrap supreme with the chalupa supreme and a free drink from work

get a crunchwrap supreme for sure

last time I ate taco bell I regretted it
would do again

I've heard it's really good while high, but I've yet to try that combination.

based even if alb*rtan

Imagine being hongkouver and passing up on tkatchuk to draft a career AHL defenseman

listening to Father Malachi Martin and art bell lads

I unironically eat Taco Bell breakfast like 3 times a week

imagine being boston and passing up a potential whole forward line that put up a combined 197 points in their rookie season.

Go pens, I hope the blue jackets get rekt and miss the playoffs

Where the FUCK is his review??

I actually like a lot of you. Even the east coast lads.

reminder to not spread invasive species

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My bunny was snoring :3

i've never had their breakfast now that i think about it.

Is it RPH yet?

It's dogshit but the bacon breakfast crunchwrap is half-tolerable

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laine is playing fortnite right now

>tfw can never stay awake to rph despite living in the pacific timezone
enjoy it while you can zoomers

I'm 30 m8, I'm definitely not a zoomer

reddit seething that based don cherry called kuzy a jerk for his faggot bird dance

i start work at 8am every morning and never go to sleep before 1am

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Make a Wish Foundation really pulled some strings for this one

>tfw don't live in pacific timezone and can stay up for it every night

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>East Coast and tailored my entire sleeping schedule around reaching RPH every night
>Not even a NEET

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wtf is this real

yeah man, i screenshotted it from an intermission interview earlier today. i was flabbergasted too

SHANNON
WHERE IS IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hockey hockey suck my cockey

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hello friends how was hockey tonight

grim

excellent

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IT'S UP!
Power rankings to follow shortly.

>denis gurianov
who???

just copy and paste box scores into this for the same experience

naturalreaders.com/online/

for me, it's skipping to >my team's review and then deciding whether i want to watch more of shannon or not.

This is my first rph, what are we supposed to do

youtube.com/watch?v=EN1nMpmC0n4

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suck eachothers dicks

it was gay but also okay

Sounds fairly gay

he's smelling the farts from the fat lady in front of him

holy shit the arena looks actually pretty full for once

>Launching second sidewinder missile...

?

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thats real phaggot hours for you

Hi guys. Anthony Mantha is a turnover machine and I'm fucking sick of it.

damn i didn't know yvonne was at the game

ironically, he scored the ot winner off of an unforgivable vegas turnover

no she's actually over here

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Imagine not starting your morning with marli sima

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Based

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Imagine not making your own. Fucking yikes.

based on what?

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kek holy shit /cric/ has had 26 posts in 10 hours

real pookcific hours

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Listen to piano music. the patrician taste

baste

rph

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This is what happens when we ban Australia and New Zealand.
Should focus on rangebanning India next.

finlan is >our greatest ally
The last time >we went on a deep playoff run, we literally had an all-Finn offensive line.

Also RPH.

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>piano music
>piano
>music
Renzo Piano is a fucking architect you mong. He doesn't even make music.

Alexander "The Rake" Georgiev

Yea Forums did nothing wrong. Yea Forums and 4channel are internet forums of peace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=jnB51JbW2VQ

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were they actually banned? i thought they were just sick of getting autosaged

The NZ shooting made both countries ban a bunch of websites, including a lot of chans.

Ah for just one time
I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea

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i noticed today that ublock automatically added Yea Forums and /pol/ to the filter list

I am aware of this but having watched every game he turns the puck over like fucking crazy and the short handed goal he gave the knights was so unbelievably terrible

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Anyone want to trade some Shannon's?

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/hoc/ movie night when? didn't someone here stream a movie a few months ago and even /cric/ joined in?

Real talk though, how do oilels bring it back next season?

this one's pretty fuckin rare

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trade him

Not that rare but I do like it.

>he doesn't have the super rare shannons back when he was playing gta online
grim

shannon is so fucking ugly its no coincidence hes alb*rtan

but more importantly, how do the nucks bring it on next season?

the laffs delusion on hf boards is based

for me? its jada stevens and remy lacroix

Cant sleep lads.

do some pushups

How many?

Morjesta pöytään

Morjens

Huomenta

Push ups are hard for fat people better walk a mile instead

i swear everyone tells you to watch game of thrones. i haven't watched a single episode yet

based

Fuck you nigger, you're fat

It's got boobies

but i'm an ass man

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This Shannon is extremely rare do not save this image for any reason

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It's got that too

>ass
Fuck off nigger hockey is for whites.

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Don't want any pictures of that fat, balding Canadian on my hard drive anyways, desu

the thing with game of thrones, if you haven't watched it, is that it's annoying when people always rant and rave about how you need to watch it.
>it is pretty cool though, i finally gave it a shot a couple years ago

calm down alborta

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feels like such an investment though. the last series i watched was probably breaking bad and that was ages ago

>tfw one maybe two whiteout parties before crops season

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how many times did you get stabbed by drunk injuns last year?

why does 4chanx hide some threads when i'm looking at a catalog

you are probably too tall and white for those threads

it's the botnet

Simpson's should've ended 20 years ago.

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Every time I paid a tax

youtube.com/watch?v=_yV89s0kKGE

cocaine

It's been pretty bad for a while but now it's crossing into ironic "fuck you" territory which is deeply ambiguous and artistic

youtube.com/watch?v=lVTqdNFVonM

Are you really in Greece or has this beensome elaborate ruse for nearly 4 years

youtube.com/watch?v=7SAyIcf5Upo

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>toronto in 12th on shannons power rankings
wew lad

what's wrong binlan

what made you question that?

Also, 5th season, 4 years are done, December 14th is when I started coming here

honestly if you are over the age of say 20, you have no business watching anything with dragons and goblins

Yes, time is a cruel bitch my friend. At least summer is coming and you'll have 21 hours of intense sunlight.

i don't want to end up like brian burke

December '14*

youtube.com/watch?v=BgkVc2boMTc

based, me neither

>86

>TT

>FG

Seriously why doesn't this shit ever get old

youtu.be/huWbgnX54YE

I've watched this at least 10 times

there is not one (1) goblin in game of thrones

>goblins
moron. go back to watching your gay porn hockey music videos

>BUSTin bye-foog-lee-in
why would anyone literally ever watch a video of his unless their team is playing his team

honestly i'd rather rewatch LOTR than give GoT a try

Looking forward to that

summer sucks now, especially with every year the forests getting HEEM'd by forestfires because of years of forest fire control

Because he's a big fat guy and people get absolutely crushed by him.

Idk maybe people like physics you fucking faggot

>hot nights and imsomnia from that
>evening sun through window
>always sweating

>nuts stick to your leg

One time he got drunk and crashed his boat so he had to make these videos as part of his community service

youtu.be/D3UUXlv0wSo
youtu.be/d-qBz_fnb4w
youtu.be/9HGmhxIZErg

In one he doesn't tip a single puck, in the other he starts punching some kid in the back of the head, and in the other it's obvious he's 12 beers deep

do you not wear underwear? how does this happen

now this is a based and helpful answer

nuts too big

Yes I used to live in Lower Saxony in Deutschland and it was fucking terrible. Lickily I had a room with roladens or whatever you call those metal shades that completely black out your window. Still have fond memories though. I imagine Finland is similar with great forest and lake activities and grilling and shit

What are you talking about? Lower Saxony is not as north as Finland plus the climate is continental.

new toy story looks dull, lads

Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot

dont talk to her like that

she's my wife and I like to beat her loud enough so the neighbors hear

this post is admission that you got EXPOSED

Not really you're just too retarded

>86

yes really, plus I would make you my bitch if you ever came close to me

>lower saxony
>endless sunshine like the arctic

do you even know where the door at your trailer is?

binlan do something about this

Based and retardpilled

Retarded and Basedpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=i_gFj11nX-g

>devlels
>rags
>islels

dental plan

>be sick
>finally enough energy to leave house and walk outside

>completely miss that melnyk is sperging out

where are we going to move ottawa to?

oslo

>be 34 F outside
>still burn up like it's 90+

How long until the nucks make the playoffs /hoc?

kentucky

grim

next year desu

60 months

kaapo kakko desu

bust

boobies

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I'll bust a nut in your mommas butt bitch

>flyers
ooof

>0+1
hes back

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Rasmus Ristolainen is leading nhl in plus minus with -42

Say something nice about him

Is that a bidet?

That's what being the number one defenceman on the worst team in the league gets you. Luckily for him he is about to lose that role.

Thank god he'll be traded in the summer

Henlo is this /huomenta/

no this is /snus/

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heavens look at the time

a credible meme effort, user. I doff my fedora.

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N

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G

G

E

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Reminder that the Pedosota Mild have NEVER EVEN BEEN TO A STAN LEE CUP FINAL
LIKE HAHAHAHAH HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE JUST WIN GAMES HAHAHAHAHAHAA

NOOOOOOOO
Hiro will nuke us now.

surely this is a mistake?? the state of hockey must have seen at least ONE Stanley Cup final???

They have a SINGLE conference final. LMAO THOSE ARE HANDED OUT LIKE CANDY AND THEY ONLY HAVE ONE
Pedosotans once again proving that they’re lemmings who fall for marketing. “State of hockey”. LOL. The Mild FO doesn’t give a fuck about hockey, they’re making so much money from these retards. I knew pedosotans were dumb, but holy shit I didn’t think it was THIS bad

Fuck the Mild, bunch of retard posers

PHI @ WSH, 12:30 pm
ARI @ NYI, 3 pm
MTL @ CAR, 7 pm
COL @ CHI, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
CBJ @ VAN, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

Big boobs small boobs they are all good.

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Last night:
ARI 1-2 NJD (SO)
NYI 4-2 PHI
CHI 2-4 COL
OTT 4-3 EDM (OT)
NSH 0-5 WPG
BOS 7-3 FLA
BUF 4-7 MTL
MIN 1-5 CAR
NYR 2-1 TOR (OT)
PIT 3-2 DAL
TBL 3-4 STL
DET 3-2 VGK (OT)
CGY 3-1 VAN
ANA 3-4 LAK (SO)

Thanks Shannon
t. Patreon supporter

>NSH 0-5 WPG

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*sips*

Thingken about a third cup of coffee lads

Don't those kids know they're supposed to LOSE?!?

TNT

Can't flim flam the jim jam

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When was the last time the female league has had a fight?

why can't we treat yids this way as adults? If we all did it it would work.

dont they use full cage

I was thinking they take their helmets off before they start.

sounds against the rules

What the fuck is this fag ass shit?

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hockey

Mandatory gay night (and penis inspection day)

For me? Ah yes, I am so glad you asked. It has to be Dylan "D-B0$$" Larkin

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more like D-B4G

WOOP WOOP

sad post by a sad sad finn

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>2019
>not having anonymous gay sex.

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i LOVE my good ol' michigan-made captain, lad. Waterford represent.

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Where is Sam? I told him I would see him at the spike this morning

Absolute D-BO$$ (the d be silent) move right there!

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Jets four standly cup

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i have 3-4 other webms off some of his best goals this year that i cant seem to find, thank you to the webmposter a few months back who was bored and made them all

God bless the good people of /hoc/, doing their part in making our every day posting just a tad bit better

based Larkin

wtf i love the canes now

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>overrated shit and ROFLly both gettin' assraped in OT
based Larkin

I btfo'd someone from /cric/ last night lads

>bragging about beating on children
Typical leaf

went to a show on friday night lads and im still exhausted from it, very fun night

Reminder that Finns are NOT to be:
>acknowledged
>replied to
>accepted
We're bringing Finnophobia back baby

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a nice mellow rainy morning, lads. sipping coffee and hoping nobody gets irate over not having any hockey skates today

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>faggotlina faggocanes

I'm irate about how early this shit game is today.

how do you both know that??

I don't pay attention to the Pashitfic. How is san jose back to near Jets in the standings again. Are le reddit beard men finally getting exposed harder than their WAGs reproductive systems?

imagine having a record tying season denied by the bloos

>San Reddit

thinking about those CBC HNIC Playoffs opening night montages, lads

Let's laugh at Finnish speaking finns

>poor
>harder to get into Finnish speaking university
>claiming Mannerheim, Jansson, Torvalds etc. as their own people but still hate Swedish speakers
>inferiority complex
>ugly

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swedish speaking finns have on average 3,9% lower IQ than real finns.
i rest my case

Mad about last nights game lads

I heard rumors that fennoswedes are the most powerful race on the planet

Happy about last nights game lads

lets laugh at swedish speaking swedes who think of themselves as finns

>cry racism and oppression at every chance
>are literally being bred out of existence by TRUE FINN BVLLS
>are weak and painfully leftwing or cuckservative

look at the advanced stats

of why your mom is the best?

Is he becoming a UFA after this season?

most poowerful race maybe

Wouldn't that make swedofinns the most powerful race too?

it’s all written there in black and white, if you’re dumb to see it then I can’t help you

haha based got 'em

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baserat

FINLAND I BANISH THEE TO THE DARK WORLD

*casts counterspell*
Finns are here for good

:DDD

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NONE CAN COMPETE, THIS IS NOW A FINNISH THREAD

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A lot of butthurt Pekka Paskalainens in this thread

t. Böga Homosson

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Think I might make more finnish flags in the pixels

AHHHHHH FINNS OUT THIS IS A WHITE GENERAL

THE PIXELS SHANNON
WHAT DO THEY MEAN??

based
youtube.com/watch?v=eDWuhjKO8nI

oh shid binland :DDDDDDDDDDDDD FUG

>Muita joiden muija riitelee lapsenomaisesti? Mutristaa suuta, polkee jalkaa, ääni muuttuu lässyttävämmäksi (s-kirjaimet muuttuu t-kirjaimiksi), jne. Hyvin hankala yrittää keskustella kun tekis mieli lähinnä huutistella.
Finnish intellectuals lady's and gentelmen

Google "Tom of Finland"

might larp as a finnish autist on tinder and get boobies, lads

Huutista :D

Tom of finland is based, manliest man

>he sees this as a bad thing

hello how is life treating you in sweden Abdul

i googled Tom of Finland and found a picture that linked to calgaryqueerartsociety.com and im just having a HOWL at how GAY those hayseeds are up there in CALGAYRY

finland more like gayland because they are always sucking swedecock

wicked nice song, Greek is a beautiful language

Born In The USA by Bruce Springsteen must be the most misunderstood album of all time.

The tunes and the choruses are catchy, but the lyrics show decay.

Did he do it on purpose? As if to make a point about the u.s.? Everything is flashy on first glance but take a closer look and you'll see what it is you want to avoid.

Historical Finns ranked
Patrik Laine
Linkola
Suvi Koponen
That's it. The only 3 Finns that matter

:)

yes, "Born in the USA" isn't really a patriotic song despite them playing it every 4th of July

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Am I on /lgbt/? Because I just read a really gay post.

Do manitobans next. Oh wait there are none that matter.

*politely asks grease to leave*

but even Glory Days, read the lyrics, it's about ordinary people growing up, the words Glory Days are chanted in a sarcastic tone.

But that is ostrobothnians not "lmao daddys money"-helsinki speden.
About as big of a difference as stockholmare and norrlänning.

Bruce kinda wrote about the bluecollar lifestyle and especially the one he grew up around in New Jersey and all the hardships that life entailed kinda, at least in his earlier works.

for me, its steve millers "living in the usa"
youtube.com/watch?v=jyV41-tFPcQ

better cherish it
its going their last season

Historical Manitoba's ranked
Me
Jonathan Toews
Marshall McLuhan (he was raised here)
Neil Young (again, wasn't born here. But close enough)

>me
sorry

Just took a Historical Manitoba this morning, lads. 2 flushes and I had to break it up with my plunger

Folding laundry reminder Tavares is overrated shit

Thanks kitties
youtube.com/watch?v=PPh-_8_2dtw

what does it taste like?

thinking about bonaqua and bulju :DDDDDD

Like light mead. Its water, sugar and yeast.
Some people add citrus (orange and/or lemon).
Some people add hops and a splash of beer.

bloos birb

user, it isn't February 26th anymore.

eating sugar bread for breakfast

unds pretty good I'd try it

thinking about how based jimmy howard dabbed on Reaves last night lmao hockey brothas BTFO

Going to make my own

just waiting for the bracket to come out desu

You guys are so lucky Iranians don't care about hockey. Inshallah you would get destroyed. You are weak.

you're watching the qt cawlidge championship today right user? it'll be an instant classic between minnesota and wisconsin
#futureisfemale

are iranians good at literally any sport? cricket?

Tough game last night, but the Wild aren’t out of it yet. Back to back games are tough.

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svenska.yle.fi/recept/2010/04/26/valborgsmjod
Run it through google translate, its fairly accurate.

Thanks fren

>teds will actually miss the playoffs despite going all in

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yeah, losers of five in a row

>the Wild aren’t out of it yet
JUST

lmaaoooo

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morning dude

thinkgen about how i got devious (you)'s from boiling avs fans yesterday

>memes xD
streamable.com/4eu6w

don't you mean soiling

Inb4 les habitents dab on carolina and the teds lose to the canucks

>a literal toilet seat
what did montreal/st cloud mean by this?

Soon as I finish laundry I’m going to go burn down Sam’s wigwam

thanks Aland-sama

Carolina is the most reddit team and it isn't even remotely close

Followed by San Jose and Nashville

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I'm trying to make a post explaining which teams are good and bad, but I can't. Because I can't think anymore. What the NHL really needs to do is stick hockey back in markets that deserve it. Such as Kansas City, or Quebec

calm down sherman, georgia is in the opposite direction

you don't get it

why though? Hard mode: No complaining about it being in the sunbelt

Shorks

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fennoswedes > fennofinns
all that matters

sherman?

MONGOLS OUT

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worst finals possible: vegas boston
best finals possible: winnipeg montreal

cuck

Worst Stanley cup winner? Your team
Best Stanley cup winner? My team

youtube.com/watch?v=-gSAiK0JNdQ
go gril hasb

>Best Stanley cup winner? My team
your team hasn't won, and certainly won't win this year faggot

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What are they getting paid for today's game? Standard hot dog and a bus ticket home?

WHO THE FUCK LET THIS HAPPEN

who is this cute girl

>Third year in a row Leksand will be battling Mora (Greatest rival) for the SHL spot
KINO
I
N
O

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Who are the good guys

championnes league when?

neither

Wasn’t asking you gaywad

>The NHL team announced in October that its 2019-2020 preseason will open at Mile One Centre in St. John's, with three days of training camp in mid-September and one preseason game.
this pleases me

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>yfw stj b4 qc

>ices an AHL team

>literally one play
>commercial
how the fuck do people watch nigbounce for a whole season

because they have no soul

Actress

huomenta

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>hurricanes logo is LITERALLY a toilet being flushed
LMAO

I thought it was a gaping AIDS filled butthole

their alternate is a vagene

now for something you'll never UNSEE

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carolina/montreal/colorado collab when??? literally shit being flushed down the toilet

>each game ends 123-119 because it's all about who can shoot 3s
I don't understand it, it's not very exciting if every possession turns into points

#TakeWarning

Leksand

>Tripple SHL win during the 70's
>Been struggling since mid 2000s (jumping between SHL Allsvenskan)
>Lost the last two times they faced Mora for the SHL spot

Mora
>No SHL wins
>Irrelevant only known cause the rivalry with Leksand
>Been in the SHL the last two years and have done literally nothing

Fun fact:
The first game Leksand ever played was a against Mora in 1938

Leksand won 11-0

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that's pro which is even worse, i'm talking the college tourney

floorsqueak fucking sucks, it's best not to even waste time thinking about it

what happened to the teds fans here?

>another nbc capitals circlejerk session
would rather watch dykepuck

>implying NBC didnt suck the rangers/penguins/capitals cock every other season

they booked too many rags and hawks games this year

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post it unedited, I want to fap

average score is like 70 points

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As is the Manitoban IQ

so watch the wchl game

I’m going to

>tfw given up playoff hope

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That girl is cute shame about the flyers thing though

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You should totally watch the CWHL game. Really good so far.

Braden “I love cocks in my mouth and butthole”tby

>Ze Flyuers will win ze rest uf seir games and securé the plyoffs

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based

i thought braydin was standing up to the white house jews

Who is the bad guys?

>frogs
>cow larpers
both are

>all these SEETHING hocfags who can't handle the based Canes

shutup fatty

>only one english stream
>sound is so fucked up that it's unwatchable

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Both teams are good but no real bad guy. I vote for Calgary because I'm from alberta and they are probably the best club team in womens hockey right now, other than Minnesota

yeah philly if you can not suck that would be great

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do cwhl/nwhl ever play each other? they should

They look so tiny out there on the ice lol

>unironically watching the metropolitan division

No, there are plans to ine day combine leagues and last year there was a plan to take each leagues champion and the swedish womens league champion and play each other. Plan fell through and only NWHL played the Swedish champion.

Whores can't stick to one team

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>not being a metroCHAD

ISHYGDDT

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Avg size of CWHL teams are only 5'7" and 150lbs. Not big compared to men certainly but atleast 15lbs and 2 inches taller than most non-north American teams

>every other div has clinched ploffs

>weeb metrocucks replying to me
shoo shoo

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...

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
THAT'S ME IN THE SPOT
LIGHT

flawless victory