Heem ufc Nashville etc

pettis getting pieced up

literal worst ufc card of all time

lmao goddammit wonderboy

Wow

holy SHIT

whew

That sucks

showtime

what the fuck. pettis looked liked shit until he won. interested to see who he gets next now.

>wondercan

FUCK YEAH
is taht the first superman punch knockout

brutal heem

Give him Masvidal

Cum dog milly rock

WOODLEY LEGACY IS FULL OF CANS.
HIS BEST DEFENDS IS AGAINST A GUY WHO GOT HEEMED BY A RETIRED 155

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get dabed on you boring mother fucker

youtu.be/mWQkOqhziKw

Where you pussies at?

Thompson congratulating him, he's one of the refreshing true martial artists, shame we had to endure tyquill as champ whining about everything.

That was cool.

Pettis loses to every other welterweight, but the move up was worh it just for this

Wondertwinks career is over

lol Pettis was literally losing until he won. I was tucking in for a long night of pettis getting worked.

The entirety of welterweight in 2018 was a lie

Who is this qutiepie?

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do white men ever win?

Should I bother watching the prelims?

fuuck just missed it pls be quick webm bro

another can gets lucky. pettis will lose to literally any other welterweight

Khabib is white.

But he's also Muslim, so I guess they cancel each other out.

Weltercans losing to manlets two weekends in a row

Tony Lettuce and Whore Hay Mastiff Dog leading the manlet uprising

lol now where's that bitch canuck who was talking shit when i said pettis would start sluggin?

>he wants rda again
yikes. I thought he knew how to pick match ups now. His fight with rda was one of the most lopsided beatdowns I've ever seen. I wish duke would have thrown in towel on that one.

uhhhhh wh*tebois?

any webms of blaydes vs willis?

they're the one actually running the organization, making bank while paying a fighter lmao 3k to fight

>>
just take an ambien, same experience.

Who took the biggest loss here? Karate, The 170 lb. Division, or The White Race?

depends on your definition of white

as soon as I stopped paying attention to the fight Wonderboy was on the ground gadooshed

>they're the one actually running the organization
neither irish, jews, nor italians are white my mans.

Pettis looked pretty good I thought. Was certainly losing, but then he won. Can't really argue with it.

Thompsons a pedo anyway

Anyone make a KO webm lads? Wanna post to the groupchat for my normie friends

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is weight cutting dead??

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Wonderboy can still fight. He just needs to not do it in MMA. He should go to K-1 or Glory where he can be a one dimensional point fighter.

56

I feel bad for Wonderboy

Loss vs Till was a mistake home field steal

Loss vs Pettis he was winning every second of that fight but got comfortable

2 losses in a row damn

>I was tucking in for a long night of pettis getting worked
This, the finish took a second to process because I was lost in thought about that and how fat he looked.

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what's worse is that he's still a virgin at 36 years old

no wife

no kids

no gf

never had sex in his life.

really sad.

t. Wonderboy

i thought he looked fat too, maybe i'm just used to seeing him with minimal bodyfat at 155/145

>dad?

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big if true

Second week in a row that muh tactical striker whitebois got BTFO by a LW spic. Absolutely HEAVENLY bros.

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Kek

Interracial fights are unfair for the white man. Whites should stick to fighting other whites cause this is now the 2nd time a white has been brutally KO'd by a Chad hispanic

You have to go back

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oh i forgot that he still lives with his parents

either he's a true volcel warrior or a pedo but either way he's wasted potential. he should be out there fucking 20 year olds but instead he's just wasting his time teaching karate to 6 year old kids.

For sure he just got KO'd on the feet Pettis but he should go fight even better strikers

wondergoy is a good sport, why do people hate him?

fluke run

What the FUCK is Rose's problem?

>le hands down karate meme
Ellenberger was right

>wonderboy fights were woodley's best defenses

u retarded m8?

Actually he is one of my favorite fighters, I just thought that face was hilarious

Are you actually fucking retarded? Did you not just watch him get FLATTENED by a goddamn featherweight?

good, im proud to by italian and not some pink wh*toid

Why are you so obsessed with Woodley? If anything he's the one who exposed the dumb wondermeme hypetrain by knocking him out like 5 times over 50 minutes

superman punch off the cage very cool

> proud to be a victim of rape

Barry.

hey guys I think Pettis will win Wonderboy tonight

>I'm Italian
>is literally just an American who likes cannoli and talks with a speech impediment

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Heemd by a featherweight

>"come here my brother gimme some love"
>"one the illest nig-- guys in the game"

lmfao

>Isn't an american first
Yikes

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>Italians aren't white

do you guys think this recent flushing will make wondermeme reconsider volceldom? i think it's time to stop being virgin. you're 36 years old mate.

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Top 3 WW's of 2018 have all fallen 3 months in to 2019

>italians are white

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LEGEND.

Where are the fuckers now who called Tony a chinlet?

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he's just a closeted gay man from a southern christian family and area.

Are you at the milwaukee show at turner hall, b?

I should have made the drive up from chicago.

*artistic orating*

>the Joe Rogan school of comedy

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okay, you get a (You)

can't believe i was literally just about to shitpost Pettis looks done and like he realised this was a mistake

crazy sport lads

since how long has Tate's twat been posted here before?

i expected a clit benis but would munch/10

Cejudo vs Moraes for 135
JoeB vs Juicy Silva for 125 #1 conteder and fill in for 135 title fight?

Is that what dana said?

Who /THREEPIECEWITHASODA/ here?

Notice blaydes using justins tits for grip

Do white really think this is that funny?

Mma a real sport *picture of canelo clapping*
Did i beat him

I am kinda glad Blaydes won, cause Willis is the easiest fight in the division so far, and any proper Top 10 will murder him.

Newew

Exactly my thought process.

Are you ready for Krillin Champion?

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Old new thread

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I dont get it

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tyron's legacy in shambles after his loss to usman and wonderboy losing here

can finally put a rest to all that

>MUH BEST WELTERWEIGHT EVER!

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Latinos can't be heemed

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Lads I still don't know which angle of the heem to save, can't believe Wonderboy got KO'd like that

*Tony can't be heemed

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Who wins the rematch?
Also who wins the Till rematch?

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Cejudo by points while Moraes hit nothing but air.

Till wins the rematch

Stop pretending like when he fought wonderboi the first time 99% of you losers expected him to lose. Hes the one responsible for derailing these white hype trains

save them all, idiot

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thompson but there will never be one

I have been making a collage of Johnny Walker-heems-Jones posters. I cannot wait. I CANNOT wait.

Imagine being a wonderboy fan

>MUH BLAXXXXSPLOSIVE WW GOAT
>50 minutes with Wonderboy, draw and a decision win
>JUSTED 155'er KO's wonderbread in 10 minutes

get some sleep tyron your gravy train is over

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What's not to like? He's wholesome and a good fighter.

Tyron had imposter syndrome, you can see him on rogan not thinking he's actually a champ.

If you think about it, Willis did pretty good against a giant wrestlefuck

Shopworn vet wins for the third week in a row. What the fuck are they gonna do when all the old guys are gone

quit

Welterweight has taken over Lightweight as the most kino division
>Tyquil got blacked and flushed
>Two top 3 guys get heemed asleep on non-numbered cards
>RDA moved up and became a munster
>Masvidal went from outside the top 10 to inside the top 5, and now Anthony Pettis is a contender after being unranked in the division
>Lawler gets flushed
>Colby Vs Usman literal race war fight incoming, ultimate decider of white vs black
>Askren looms in the shadows to boom roast everyone into a living death
Lightweight is chump shit only now with 200lbs Kutcabbyib fighting manlets

That was the gayest fight I'd seen in some time. There is no glory in shit talking after wrestlefucking to a decision.

So Barboza heems Gaetchi confirmed?

get taken over by bellator and they continue to try and make woman stars

cut blaydes now

pettis will forever be my boy after ending the bendo meme and winning the belt in his hometown

wish i had webms of those body kicks

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Nunes is their star that's right there and they're not pushing her in the slightest. She's literally the Ronda rousey hype bullshit they did except for real.
Too bad she isn't good looking enough to get the PVZ push or enough of a savage to get the Cyborg push.

>Benavidez-Formiga
kill me

Anxiety attack murder you with a variety
An axe a mack a black jack a back crack

How did he end the bendo meme. The literal highlight of Pettis' career didn't even KO bendo

holy brainlet opinion

nunes is as interesting as your country's cuisine

you guys act like her and stipe would be megastars "if the ufc pushed him"

you cant make people like uninteresting dullards no matter how talented they are

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bounced his head off the canvas

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Dana has been Dutch all along and I never realised

>you cant make people like uninteresting dullards no matter how talented they are
You're proof without the talent.

was referring to the 2nd fight, webm unrelated

bendo benefited from many bs split decisions in his ufc run, pettis verbally tapped him and sent him out of the division then out of the ufc

I didn't watch the main event because I thought it was going to be a boring decision.

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>brainlet thinks this is scathing retort

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im pretty drunk and i don't even know what you were arguing about

>not tuning into pettis

Wonderboy is a good sport in defeat. I would be pissed if I lost (since I'm alpha)

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retarded opinion from a newfag
GSP, Anderson, Penn, Aldo, most of the guys before the McNuggets era were all boring fuckers and got popular off their fighting and hype built around them from it

goodnight /heem/

Go on Rhys

What happen to thompson? hes been losing every battle now. Is he getting to old for this shit?

Beautiful KO.

Tusbah ala khayr my muslim brother

He 30-25'd the guy that was talking all kinds of shit in the lead up. That was a complete domination

thanks.

How will slumber boy recover?

Post you are walkout songs.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=R89kJJ4OeEA

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GSP sold PPVs because he had a whole country around him which is why he's the exception

if you think Anderson and Aldo sold PPVs then lmao at ur life bud

BJ was on some of the biggest cards in his era but it had just as much to do with his opponent in almost every case

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youtube.com/watch?v=VWb-fZSxceE

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Ali Abdelaziz is logging into Fronkie's Twitter account as we speak

what kind of headline is this

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YOU
JUST
FUCKING
KNOW

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I wanna cum inside this really cute boy (female)

just found a picture of UFC fighter Islam Makhachev in ISIS. How can the UFC allow this guy to fight for them?

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fuck off megan would never do this. she could have had anyone she wanted but she married a manlet. This speaks volumes about her character

why would you push kick someone into the fence?

nah hes just at the highest level now. Lost a close desicion to Tyron, arguably beat Till, the commentators certainly thought so. Then lost to Pettis getting caught sleeping for the very first time. Still a threat to any welterweight. He'd be as hard a fight for kamaru or colby as anyone

The absolute state of the UK. Olivi is like a strong 7 and that is being kind.

Kamaru spams takedowns until he gets one (won't be long) and just keeps Wonderboy on the floor forever. wondermeme doesn't have a chance against Marty. Maybe if his gay dad taught him something other than kickboxing and gayrate maybe

Wh*toids can’t fight.

>Dana starts to turn the lightweight division into shit
>All lightweights move to welterweight
Fuck you Dana

And the bastard recruited Sergio too

Dam the resemblance is there. Im no face scientist tho lol.
Wouldn't be surprised knowing the history of his agent
>terrorist snitch

>you got knocked out by a little fella
JUST

>implying a strong 7 rating woman wouldn't have the pick of the majority of men
Even Goat Bones is with a 4

I know how Kamaru fights lol. Nobody "spams" shit in high level mma. You have to set things up. And Thompsons defense is top notch. Tyron is a great wrestler wrestler too, and had a clear advantage on the ground, so he obviously wanted the takedowns. He got 1 in each fight. You cant just dive in on a karate guy. He'll hop back or knee you in your shit.

I'm sorry bro but Wonderboy is not the guy to end Usman's 14 fight win streak
It's either Colby or it's Askren or it's nobody

What about Ponzinibio. He's tall, strong, high IQ, and good eye pokes

It’s fine if you “dominate” the guy, but if you don’t finish him it’s a pointless and uninteresting fight. All I’m saying.

So he's not allowed to punk Willis because you didn't like the fight

peatis vs toilet till is the fight to make

It's quite obviously Pettis Vs Masvidal for the over the hill boomer heemer title
Winner fights loser of Colby/Usman

Rumble got their first.

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Usman's coach talking shit
>Kamaru wants this fight. He really wants to shut this guy up because he talks a lot. He said, "he’s someone I want to fight and punish"
I can't wait for Colby to delete the black meme and singlehandedly unJUST every white fighter in the organisation into title holders

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Do you think seeing this makes Benavidez nervous? To know that if something was about to happen he could do nothing about it
>walks up to Ngannou
>s-step away from m-m-my wife. I u-used to fuck guys like you in high school!

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we all know spics just use guns

Megan is LOYAL.

Why is the lightweight division so fucking stacked?

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tell them

>tfw fucking Max is now joining the arena
End all other divisions now they're useless. Except for fat heavyweight heemers

POST U R WALKOUT
youtube.com/watch?v=poR2VAREX0Q

10 MAN TOURNAMENT

SPERGUSON VS RAGIN AL
POIRER VS HOLLOWAY AS SCHEDULED
LEE VS CERRONE
BARBOZA VS CONOR
KHABIB VS PETTIS

the ONLY fight to make is Ferguson Khabib

youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

I do nothing but spam guillotines.

Why is the white race being flushed so hard? Gus is now 5'2 after what happened with Jones

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Makes my dick hard just thinking about it, why can't we have nice things

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bbPNVEB8O7E
ironic but also at the same time not ironic

wtf? wonderbum lost to flushed pettis? Might as well retire

I desperately just want one single fucking tournament. Would be the biggest UFC draw of all time with the current roster. They were working on one last year but it never happened

We were robbed of it once, dan white should make it happen

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They didn't sell much PPV but gave a big audience to globo which had a deal with the UFC

She's standing on the back of a naked Benavidez, down on all fours, with a butt plug on.

>all these low guard memesters getting dusted

Conor > Barboza
Khabib > Pettis
Sperguson > Al
Cerrone > Lee
Holloway>Porier

Conor > Cerrone
Khabib > Sperguson
Holloway > Conor

Khabib vs Holloway is THE FIGHT.

what an ugly bitch

to BBC

>tfw Max is one dusting of Dustin away from the Khabib fight and catapulting himself into GOAT discussion when he wins
It's so fucking close I can almost see it. Blessed Era hasn't peaked yet lads

>tfw you will never be completely and utterly JUSTed in life and seek momentary solace from your pain by patting a QT on the head

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The Blessed Express is Best and the Express Blessed is Best Expressed, Expressly.

hasn't peaked, but he already has some ufc records that will be hard to match for future fighters.

> Conor "I haven't fought or won in years" McMeme
>ranked 2nd

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Fer shur my guy
Some of this is nuts

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perhaps he was wondering why you would push kick a man before eating a punch onto the canvas

Why can't Americans stop hitting a guy after they get KO'd? They actually seem to start hitting harder.

why can't you win a belt

because they are chasing their dreams and they wanna pound the guy's head into dust so they can win

I am from Arkansas.

Not a reason to do that.
Look at Shogun vs Machida. Shogun himself stops hitting and gets up
Jacare vs Weidman. He didn't want to continue punching him

woodley deleted thompson's chin bros
he dropped him three times with those massive shots
he's done bros
he's done

Stop taking the same hue bait that gets posted in every thread and watch obese Japanese men collide at high speeds with me:
twitch.tv/mbovosumo

Its just the american way my dude

>people don't get up from being rocked and go on to win fights
No one is going to wait to assess the situation and see if they are asleep or not
Shut up all your fighters are shit maybe they should heem when people are down

Another example:
Thiago Santos vs Manuwa
youtube.com/watch?v=2qebQr-bp3Y

He stops

youtube.com/watch?v=GlgopY6ZBEQ

I'm just posting people doing exactly that
Moraes stops
youtube.com/watch?v=D7CpH0aFl_M

It's hard to find Americans doing this. They always go and try to kill the guy until the ref has to physically push them

natural instinct to kill weaklings

>dem titties

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MMA GOAT CONTENTION
1.GSP (current Goat)
2.Cormier (if he beats JJ he becomes undisputed Goat)
3.Khabib (win over Tony Ferguson would cement him as the best)
4.Dj (forever memorable mention)

MMA God of Destruction
Jon Jones

We can all agree on this right?

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Seriously dude, it's bad
Imagine the amount of CTE. It's the worst time to hit someone the guy is defenseless and absorbs all punishment.

I think I'm becoming too pussy after all these years? I always start cringing when I see guys taking unnecessary punishment

sumo is just another autistic jap sport, the guys just get morbidly obese and slam into eachother, any HW wrestler would literally murder these fat fucks

dunno what you talking about m8

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Showing mercy to an opponent who is standing in the way between you and a payday is chump shit only
The UFC is Cobra Kai nigga

Why do you care about this? You're probably suffering from confirmation bias anyway.

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gus with that strong aids patient aesthetic

I hate that gif where Dan Henderson throws a fucking hammer on Bisping's face after the dude was fucking KOd into oblivion all stiff. God, imagine the damage that guy did to Bisping

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dan would be right at home in the colliseum

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kek, fuckin bis BANGED

thats that apache shit, guys brutal

Pettis flushed his real legacy but he'll still go down as one of the most creative fighters in the cage

has found many ways to incorporate the cage into his striking. Said he got it from watching Ong Bak with Duke Goofus

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love how hendo shuffles away like an ape afterwards

>Cormier in the discussion at all and moreover over Jones
>Khabib over Max
>No Anderson
>Mighty Meme instead of Dominick

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I love how he reacted to it like "oh shit"
And then fell on his side, which you never see. He stays sideways no matter what even unconscious

As much as I like it that is not what peak performance looks like

this view shows how savvy the reverse elbow was. first headkick didnt land as much as it looked on the other angles

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is yoel an american at heart?

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need a big bunda gf lads

Find a nice burger girl and make her change her accent for you

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old hotness
>hitting a guy after knocking him down

new hotness
>hitting a guy on the way down

reem vs bigfoot another good one

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need a polyana viana gf lads

yoel is a freak

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burger girls usually don't have big bundas

would like too

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WOW dude. This is a blue board
use liveleak.com or something

>grabs your glove and then bitches at you for cheating

Duffees' face looked like he was possessed or something

you've never been to a popeye's in alabama

why does she fight
she could just go get drilled by a millionaire and get wifed up easy

what gives? do they have phat asses there or are the girls just literally fat?

lads how do you name and organize your webms

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They both look big as fuck but you can just feel what a freak Yoel is just by the way he moves.

It also looks like he is made of concrete or something. Scariest fighter ever

judging by her recent performances i doubt she'll be fighting for much longer

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he's saying youre forgetting black girls

no point, your computer will die and so will you

ichinojo by slapdown again lel

>sits on the stool and fakes not understanding english
>kicks you in the balls
>misses weight multiple times
>goes back to cuba,takes steroids and claims tainted supplements
>milks extra time to recover every chance he gets
nothing personnel whi*te boi

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Im very glad for the "size doesn't matter" meme in BJJ so I'm allowed to roll with girls in class

yeah but i want to shitpost efficiently

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women on that level shouldn't be fighting tbqh

So beautiful

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>ends your meme twice while natty
get this Cuban cuck out of here

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big john confirmed that yoel did nothing wrong

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I guarantee I would heem this hue within two minutes

oh ok, but when you say "burger girls" the first thing that comes to my mind are skinny white girls

>sits on the stool and fakes not understanding english
big john admits this being his fault, not romero. remember what he said about the cutman being a retard
the rest aren't cheating

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Gus went into the inverse Captain America machine

He can't be stopped, they need to remove the weight limit so we can see these units in the cage

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racist

imagine being heemed this hard

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healthy terunofuji would unironically be UFC HW champ

is this good for a young person's brain?

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Weedman was unironically winning this fight until he lost

early stoppage, was going for the single leg

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this would have been cool if it landed

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So you're turkish?

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Biggest meme enders of all time?

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Pettis been fighting since forever and is only 32, damn

Sumo fighters have tried MMA before. Akebono for example

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one of my all time favorite moments from him

hardly any clips of this flight around. i guess the ending was pretty unsatisfying with the verbal tap, crowd didn't know what was up

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Wonderboy is actually 36 too, im starting to think it was only the size difference that made this so easy for Thompson at first.

...

I didn't show it last time when Diego won and I won't now. I'll keep posting it too. Probably in relation to Holloway vs Poirer.

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Dishonorabu

dont know where i got this one, quality sucks

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My penis is actually 5 inches but thick.

>YOU
>JUST
>FUCKING
>KNOW
naw, they're both faithful to their spouses

I kept telling you Amanda Nunes would win and you all made fun of me. I told you several times and I was mocked. Fuck you all.

>two lightweights (5-5) (4-6) in the top 5.
Just got a lot easier for Leon Edwards.

size advantage is mostly a meme in striking matchups

I would give an inch of length for half an inch of girth

given his entire career, he's actually one of the most boring fighters out there. he got more interesting at the end (except that awful last fight) but he's pretty boring

I just checked the P4P rankings and I'm fairly certain that knucks and max are the only natty fighters in the top 15

Bork seems like the kind of rural Midwest goober that would never cheat because he likes doing the same exact things every day

>Scariest fighter ever

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this, he probably considers Megan a nigger and far too "exotic" or something

tochinoshin BTFO
manlet uprising RIGHT NAO

>wake up
>check result
>Anthony Pettis def. Stephen Thompson KO (punches)
kek

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RDA calling out Pettis.

>Midwest

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Thompson showed he's the better fighter, he literally got caught once.

Pettis broke his orbital like 30 seconds into that first fight

fooled so many people into buying the "RDA is a munster!" meme off that

>Max is natty because he's skinny
Dudes on EPO, only way he passes tests is because it's stored in his back pimples and he just pops them before.

saskatchewan is the midwest

i was gonna say, he lives in north dakota but "ethnically" considers himself canadian kek

>he was winning until he lost
Love this meme.

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Brock had already said he moved to Canada for hunting and fishing, which is the most American thing ever to move country over
Plus he is a member of the NRA and republican
Bork is a pretty nice guy, I wish the Munster meme wasn't so forced with him

He does look a little like Rob Ford

Surprised Wonderboy didn't slip that, he keeps his head still. After he ate those bombs from Woodley I didn't think we'd ever see him get knocked out.

Daily reminder that Pettis was going to heem the fuck out of tony before his hand broke

Tony is like an anime character, he kinda gets fucked up only to win in the end

Wrong
Tony is literally unheemable at this point, his brain is so broken that he will never ever get knocked out. No matter how many times he gets rocked in a fight he will wobble for a while and recover
Literally too much CTE to get knocked out, his brain is far too ruined for that

was Wonderboy Pettis good?

it's like goku when he goes super saiyan, except instead of hurting tony's heart it gives him psychosis

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thetravel.com/reasons-brock-lesnar-prefers-canada-over-america/

No
Wonderboy just high school semi-contact point kickboxed Pettis for two rounds, then Pettis remembered he was fighting and threw a telegraphed punch at Wonderboy who had his hands by his sides

>le check right hook meme
LukeGettingHeemddByRomero.webm

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yeah bros that's it for me tonight, i'm going to watch anime and sleep now

Enter the system, faggots

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Romero heems Jacare then btfo's Bisping on live TV.

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>ywn be an introvert who gets to retire in your 40s to a farm in the freezing wilderness, far away from most people except your loved ones, no one to bother you as you drink Coors Light and teach your kids how to fish and hunt, and then relax by the fire at night after climbing on top of your wife
I want the Brock life more than the McNuggets life

im gonna watch now, will let you know

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Yoel is more likely to take Bisping's hand into both of his and gently talk to him in broken English, visibly horrifying and emasculating Bisping and ruining his budding commentating career.

youtube.com/watch?v=9_MIXFSp-0Y

Canero is lucky Bisping retired otherwise he'd have 4 losses instead of 3. A fucking knockout loss buddeh.

w..what year is it?

Thompson jabbed Pettis into the living death with the occasional kick for 2 rounds, Pettis was decently beat up before he got pushed up to the fence and exploded off it for the KO.

Once again, Pettis did not push off the cage with that strike

I never said he did.

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is this the tractor the hughes family was fighting over? looks like Matt's to me

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Damn
Wonderboy is legit flushed

The average woman in America weighs 171lbs.

So that's it for Wondermeme too huh? Not sure I'm liking this timeline. He should fight Robbie and retire while he still can do it on his own term.
Btw he wins 9 out 10 times.

worst part is if he had known tyron would lose he'd have no reason to fight pettis

he was never gonna get a 3rd shot at tyron but with usman in the way he could make a case

now he's miles away, and he really had nothing to gain from beating pettis at 170

If he fights Robbie he will not be retired on his own terms
Guarantee you Robbie is coming out like a fucking munster after the humiliating Askren loss. He will be fifth round Robbie Lawler in the first round and be the first UFC fighter to kill another man in the cage

Idiot.

Same with Till and Masvidal
Literally no reason to fight someone outside the top 10 and all you've done is retardedly inject these guys into title contention because your bum ass got fucking heemed

>biggest favorite on the card
>get gadooshed by a guy who fought 145 not that long ago

>he got pushed up to the fence and exploded off it for the KO
you fucking faggots

pettis landed a few like this on wonderboy early. must be a fan of that in the opposite stance matchup

any webm requests from the last card?

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The division is a mess right now.
>Pettis, Askren and Woodley all in the top 10, all who won't fight each other.
>Masvidal and Colby in the top 5 who won't fight each other.
>Pettis is only going to want to fight specific matchups, probably Masvidal
>Masvidal only wants to fight for a belt
>RDA only wants to fight the other former lightweights
>4 welterweights on 6 fight winstreaks can't get a ranked opponent

>the Mitchell and Moffett fight was FOTN
>Randa Markos and somehow Pettis win performances of the night
you know the night was fucking bad when they had to give Pettis POTN

dc breaking it down the brainlets

>this style of fight isnt traditionally what gives pettis problems
>the type of fighter that gives him problems are the tony fergusons and max holloways
>the ones who are constantly in his face pressuring him

Learn reading comprehension.

Dang Tony can take a punch

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That does not say he pushed off the fence, it implies he pushed off the mat you pretentious little nerd

"Exploding off" a fence directly insinuates contact with it
The absolute state of American education....

i believe he wrote it in an intentionally ambiguous way to troll you fwiw

nice rubber guard

oh shit i just realized pettis only threw that punch cuz he heard the clap to signal 10 seconds left

I'll kill you, you fucking bastard

Based Markos
4 finishes in 12 fights though, not a tough call

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Poirier will smash this Holloway can

What do you call that guard/evasion technique Wonderboy is using?
I don't think it's working.

The fence helped him clearly. He used it to spring back and close distance on Thompson and land the punch. If that happened in the middle of the octagon he would not have been able to change his momentum so fast after moving backwards away from the kick.

shit I completely forgot about this entire event, fucking missed Wonderboy getting heem'd

fuck you

he does put his butt into the cage to stop his backward momentum

caught wonderboy offguard because he thought he had the range figured out and pettis added the extra distance with the superman

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damn is pettis back?

I don't want to hear any talk about Wonderboy vs Lawler, these guys need to defend their rankings against the up and comers.

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>i know his range so i'm going to protect my chin like a karate kid
>woops

probably not, other than size this was a good matchup for him. dudes at 170 who wanna wrestle or pressure him will have a field day

he did say he still wants fights at 155 though

Ponzinibbio vs Lawler.
Dos Santos vs Wonderboy.
Edwards vs Pettis.
Luque vs Magny.
Masvidal vs Askren.

pettis vs till, who wins

ayyy gabagool
over eerrre

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Right now I would be worried if someone from a lower division decided to move up, seems like the manlet divisions are uprising

8 days ago i would have said till easily, now i dont know

From overhead it doesn't look like it should have knocked him out.

too bad you cant hear the sound on this one

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He can't take a punch now, he gets dropped everytime something midly heavy hits him like against Till

you're prolly right
didn't watch the fight, just saw the ko, and it looks really good
perfect usage of the cage to close distance and nice timing

pretty old too, 36 already

Pettis vs Masvidal would be sick but since there's so many up and comers I would do Askren vs Masvidal, Pettis vs ZDS Edwards vs Till and Ponzinibbio vs Wonderboy. Lawler vs Luque and then winner of Lee vs RDA gets the loser of Pettis vs ZDS.

No it doesn't you fucking idiot.

It's not ambiguous at all.

Woodley explodes off the fence but has never used the fence directly you fucking idiots.

Should Wonderboy retire?

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Tyron's legacy is getting flushed down the shitter everyday. His best win just got flushed by an even more flushed lightweight, his third best win also got flushed by a lightweight

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dc got his first lhw title shot at 36 iirc

Tito-esque in his vocabulary, Joe.

hes still top10 but yeah he should

But Wonderboy toyed with Masvidal so it cancels out.

ages skew higher at hw than any other division

no, he will be champion.

Thanks for conceding the argument. Feels good to be right.

till is a cutbabby and stll missed weight, wonderboy shouldn't have accepted the fight, and petits was a fluke,

I find Pettis girlfriend to be extremely annoying

In many ways, you could say that your argument makes the slightest bit of sense and that you weren't retarded right up until you were

He also toyed with Pettis tbf

barboza gonna murder gaethje right?

i dont see him beating marty, or getting a title shot

lads is hakuho gonna be ok?

He didn't he was just doing his brand of gay pointfighting

wasnt that one sided. pettis nose was busted up but he landed a decent amount of leg kicks

hes gonna murder him until hes gonna get heemed

Like against Masvidal or any other fights

He was still nowhere to lose the fight

this is a dumb argument and it always will be because if he was truly the superior fighter he wouldn't have left his hands by his sides and threw sloppy kicks that would lead to him getting banged in the head

nah you could tell pettis was going to win in the first round

>5 sec left
>won the round comfortably like the 1st
>gets too comfortable and let his guard down
Big deal

wonderboy would have been up 2-0 but he was still playing a dangerous game giving pettis space not really pressuring

not sure he knows how to pressure though unless the guy is completely outclassed like hendricks

I was actually in the middle of typing this out and about how Wonderboy just didn't have the violent mentality required to be elite when the heem happened
He was doing his lame shit and Pettis just walked him down like a munster, wasted no energy and heemed him when he saw the shot

pettis nearly ko'd him like 5 different times in the first, it was only a matter of time

>getting comfortable
>letting your guard down
Yes it is a big deal because they are the very last things you ever want to do in MMA. It's very obviously a big deal when it got him heemed into sleepy

hes got no power in his kicks, if you see him vs muay thai guys its a world of difference.

it was definitely a coaching thing

>hear the 10 second warning
>try some low percentage meme shit
>if you fuck it up ride out the last few seconds and rest

jones does it all the time

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You don't know how the context change during a fight, it's easy to say "don't let your guard down bro"

Stephen is too pure for this world
A degenerate animal like yourself will never understand...

You guys probably wont know who he is but Muhammad Mokaev moved to 12-0 last night, no one really stands a chance against him though he's part of Team GB a 3x British wrestling champ but still fights at amateur. Probably going to be the second English UFC champion. I don't root for him though because his Russian fans always go on to people's pages to spam his name and say he's going to smash their faces in Masha'Allah even though he's an amateur so he usually fighting 17 year olds.

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The difference with Jones is that every single time he throws meme spinning shit he is lightning fast with the sprawl or clinch directly after it.
Also jones is 10x smarter than wonderboy and wouldn't throw a no damage push kick against a guy who was pushed back as far as he possibly could've been already. If wonderboy had actually smashed him with one he wouldn't have been heemed

if it wasnt clear i was referring to pettis. he heard the warning and reacted right away.

he said in the post fight he thought he had thompson distracted with the low kicks and thinking about his own back leg

>no damage push kick
Stop talking out of your ass and try to fight for real once in your life

He's been on the brink for a while, this may finally push him over the edge

Tyron nutsluppers on suicide watch
>"G-GSP's resume is full of c-cans"
>"BJ was a b-blown up l-lightweight"
>Tyron's best wins proceed to get flushed by lightweights

Lmao

okay I don't usually partake in this meme because I believe that your country is where you were raised and not where your parents are from, but how the fuck is there an English dude who is called Muhammad Mokaev
The very least his parents could've done was call him Arnold or something. I finally understand what the Americans were saying about English culture being assimilated

Don't follow the regionals, we got any other good people to look out for?

>it's the retard who thinks it's okay to have your guard down and can't understand how this got his guy knocked the fuck out
take your worthless advice and get the fuck outta here

I never said it was ok and it obviously led to his ko. Stop being mad because you suck at analysing fights because you have never been into one or maybe not even trained

don't talk to me about fighting you pathetic French dog, you come from a nation of verbal tappers

Pretty sure he is born in Dagestan and moved here very young. My suspicions are right though apparently he's a horrible person according to people who have trained with him. Total gym bully who hurts people who haven't trained much, starts stuff with people he's fighting and then asks his Russian followers to go attack them on social media and lies about his age. Shame he's destined for success.

Speaking of dogs, you should get one. You sound lonely and frustrated.

Are Pettis cage attacks purely meme moves or are they the best thing for certain situations?

>gym bully who hurts people who haven't trained much

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>french
>thinks it is ok to leave your guard down
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Literally everything that isn't a clean 1-2 is a meme move.

Max is the only one who can end the Dagestani meme by heeming both Khabib at lightweight and this guy at featherweight

At some points meme moves are useful because of the surprise element. I doubt they are for Pettis any more because it's all anyone ever expects to come from him

For me it's the Italian mixed martial artist, from Naples Italy, Luigi 'the violent Bob Ross' Penna

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I don't get this reference brother.

Take a good look, 56% creaturas; THIS is the look the white man gives you every time one of you mutt abominations try addresing him as your equal.

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The French's idea of guarding is lighting up the Eiffel Tower in fancy colours after they've been brutally heemed

He's my proto-boy now after seeing how badly he triggered Yea Forums.

VBR Champ by 2022.

is this an ebin meme or legit?
that is him, brow line, proportions, everything matches

There's a few but I can't remember off the top of my head. You watch Bamma or cage warriors?

woodley v thompson III in a losers bracket

whoever loses has to leave the division

and painting a celebration on race mixing under it

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based

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That's one of (((their))) endless tricks and you should probably not talk about this topic kek

Basato

I was bedridden all of yesterday and slept through the fights
It was a blessing since I didn't have to see my boy Stephen get heemed
I fucking knew it was coming man, I knew it and you guys told me it was going to be okay
You told me he would win by points through a kickboxing match
My fucking boy is flushed...

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Yep, there's a reason why I coined Toilet Thompson. I can smell these chinlets from miles away.

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tfw licked the computer monitor

Haven't seen this, is there more?

celeb
jihad.com/miesha-tate/mi
esha-tate-nude-photos-complete-set-leaked

Olivi is amazing at carrying herself. She's 6/10 naturally, but the way she presents herself makes her 8.5

ey mman i'm comifoor tha uhhh lighweigh belt man eyy les do it man

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Glass chin

I'd like to see Wonderboy vs Till rematch. 1) to see Till get flushed again, and 2) for Wonderboy to get the W back. Now it looks like he's on a losing streak, while he's not. I don't think they will make that fight though.

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pure fluke loss. book an immediate rematch

Nice

based

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I know that feel bro, he will probably never win a belt too

Wake up Jon, it's all over.

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Do you think Blaydes shit his pants on purpose just for the bants?

what are those blemishes all over his side?

hey at least ya boy got knocked out clean. You didn't have to watch a fucking prolonged execution.

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yuf-c hi wee less duet baybee

>yfw there are no good fighters competing in MMA because they're all either pillow-fisted or flushed

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Umm, sweetie...

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If you aren't willing to shit yourself to dominate your opponent, you don't deserve to be in the UFC.

Fucking raging over the jj Aldrich fight. She was doing so well!

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>pillowfisted
>flushed twice by magoomba
it checks out

You appreciate Miesha's body so I can't really hate on you bee.

Barber looked like absolute shit, she's the Mike Perry of WMMA, but actually even worse.

Literally zero defense but at least she acknowledged it

>Gaethje/Barboza

Based.
I guess it's gonna look a lot like Barboza/Hooker though.

LightWeight is so good they are now just flushing all the top WW's lmao

WWlets BTFO

to quote a good friend "it's a peach"

People want to see violence.

The only way I can see Bumboza losing is if Justin goes back to his wrestling background. Edson isn't the type of guy to get KO'd by a big shot, and if Justin fights as usual, it will look really similar to the Eddie/Dustin fights.

the life of a devout, non married, christian

Arguably won the first Tyron fight. Other than the judges unanimously agreed to have won the Till fight.

Kylo Ren is the only good thing about the new Star Wars films, I relate to him a lot.

Well.... thats probably the avarage size for males, right? Welterweight-featherweight. (im including weightcuts here), so the most athletes to choose from.

Justin Willis

have you never watched barb against pressure fighters?

What happened to the Justin Willis fan?

For sure bee post the slip.

Yes being an arab rapebaby is a much nobler fate

t. greek

With her powerful round rump and sturdy rock hard frame there is no denying that Miesha Tate has a body built for plowing (pulling it not getting it), but the best thing about these nude photos has to be the hilarious contrast between Miesha and that onions boy manlet she is standing next too.

A scrawny concave chested low testosterone homofag next to an unfeminine whore is the perfect representation of life in the infidel Western world. In fact, that picture is so profound in its imagery (as it works so brilliantly on so many levels) that it should win a Pulitzer Prize for photography and be studied in schools when talking about the decline of the West.

>unfeminine

Oof.

What happened between Blaydes and Willis that made Blaydes still hate him after the fight? He said something to his dad right but I know his dad started that.

Regularly scheduled programming

Against niggers that always use guns, I think you'd have to. Faggot.

Big Titties

Thompson, Masvidal

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Wrong it was 1-1.
>MMA strength and conditioning

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Last two weeks have been alot of RD3 or RD5 decisions. Been healthy competition. Cheering for Bob Ross too :)