MARCH MADNESS THREAD

Kansas is pure shit lads

>gayhawks

carsen edwards fuck my future gf please

I had Marquette beating fsu to go to sweet 16 lel, I had been hoodwinked.

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Anyone who likes the Office unironically has a double digit IQ. It’s the reason girls on tinder always say cringey shit like “OMG I JUST NEED A JIM TO MY PAM HEHEHE XD”

Villanova comeback?

>Shaquille O'Neal
>David Robinson
>Brandon Clarke

You witnessed history tonight Yea Forums, but you were too autistic to notice it.

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>your not gonna make it
>makes both

It's like it or be cast off by the normies. It's like their religion. I'm too lonely not to like it.

oh jesus christ he's hurt himself in garbage time killing myself

I want to make her Mrs bros

This post has a lot of truth in it desu

It's okay to like some normie shows. The Office and Lost are both incredibly comfy things to stream.

First few seasons were good but it went from sitcom line the British version to a shitty romcom that roasties don’t shut up about.

Name a more autistic type of poster than an avatarfag

tripblogger

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my order is almost here!

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This is how Auburn plays. 50% of their shots are 3's. If they make them they're impossible to defend. If they miss they can lose to anyone.

that was such a jersey accent

I honestly love HIMYM. The narration for his children puts a wholesome family take on what would otherwise be yet another version of Friends. I cried at some point during probably a third of the episodes.

they're only up 20

this

who didnt pick this "upset"

good lord wtf

This, and that's why >we've had abysmal tournament history before this year. I have no idea how they're managing to be "on" this entire month.

>crying during a third of the most normie dogshit out there
Also shed a tear to big bang theory ya queer?

It's that but Kansas will be shooting 30% for the rest of the game. Kansas are the biggest chokers on the planet.

it's objectively the smartest way to play, but the 1 and done nature of the tournament gives it bad results

Is Kansas a blueblood?

Tomorrow's slate is dogshit too. Iowa/Tenn and Irvine/Oregon could be close, the rest are top seeds taking on huge underdogs.

Ill do what I want

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This thread needs more Canadians

Kansas won't even hit 30% of their paint shots the way this is going.
And it will not turn around either.
This game is over.

I FELL FOR THE KANSAS MEME

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Fuck Canada.

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Can't wait to hear him at halftime.

>kanshit

Bryce Harper looks like Marlo from the Wire

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I guranteeeeeeeeee

...

>trailing by 26 at halftime

What is their FUCKING problem?

just getting in here to talk shit while im tied for first in the bracket challenge before I lose it

you're all shit (except my two co-leaders). actually no you two suck too

>Rock
>Chalk
>Jayfuck

LOL this team

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*Jared Harper

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>kU

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Auburn is just better

Seriously that’s it

In fairness, Bruce Pearl was pure class in that interview. He knew Bill Self is an utter, choking bitch and is a worthless gameday coach. But he didn't pile on, and I appreciate that.

>tfw 320 points and picked Kansas

best suicide methods lads?

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the worst part about this loss is that the entirety of this soft ass team is coming back next year and i will have to watch this shit all over again. fuck

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No one is forcing you to

Having a program that's defined by a choking culture for one.

Who bored out of their fucking minds

What happened to Vick? Why did he leave the team?

How does Kansass manage to be massively overrated every year?

he wasnt even supposed to be on the team this year. he fucked off for the draft and self told him not to come back but then he came back and self was like shit i guess we cant force you out for nothing. and then he was being a fucking cancer so he left for 'personal reasons'

he's so hyped

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>Self

Will he be on the hot seat?

I want to be as smug Charles is one day

UNC-Auburn is gonna be really, really good

there were rumors that he might leave because adidas fucked us and honestly if the ncaa just railroaded this bullshit team we could start new with some real ku motherfuckers

he should be but he's also being talked about for the bulls job. Not sure if kansas would find it cheaper to let leave for the the bulls instead of just straight up firing him if they are dumb enough to hire him after this

ku wont fire him retard

LGTSS

>Kansas

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>bill self leaves
>kansas basketball falls to shambles
>les miles revives the football team
>kansas becomes a football school

>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CITY OF KANSASS

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Jeff Long would love that srs

charles shitting on aunt becky

>tfw my perfect bracket
>mfw i picked kansas

HELP

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Its too late. just enjoy the blowup

>there are people in this thread who ACTUALLY picked Kansas to win

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Stuck with the ball and chain at her family gathering all day. Did I miss anything exciting or noteworthy? Sucks to see Wofford lost...was rooting for that upset.

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imagine the post game show

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You missed a whole lotta chalk, rock chalk

PEOPLE ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE KANSAS MEME, MY GOD HOW HILARIOUS

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>perfect bracket
Yeah gonna need proofs pal

is a cute boy a girl?

>tfw I actually watched Big12 this year and new Kansas was losing this game
>tfw my bracket got busted anyways because all the 5 and 8 seeds choked

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE'S STILL 16 MINUTES LEFT OF THIS PRISON FUCKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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auburn cant miss

Fucking this. "Oh so edgy with the documentary style.." fuck those moronic fags

The thing is, its always fun to watch Kansas get its ass handed to them. So like, even though this game is over, Im 100% entertained.

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OU, FSU, and now Auburn about to hit 90

Kansas will come back and win

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Is Kansas a blueblood?

It's going to be Duke vs Oregon in the finals. I honestly don't know who would win in that with the way Oregon is playing. Just watch and see. It's going to happen.

Damn every game was a blowout today, except 1

Nigger what

2, both the LSU and Kentucky games were good games.

The 3pt shot hunting offensive wave has ruined basketball as a whole.

Everything is so systematic instead of random like before. Before a random dude could get hot and completely change the odds

Bruce Pearl is a great coach man. If he could recruit like Calipari or K he'd be the perfect coach.

>depending on a 5 or 8 seed

Lmao at your retarded ass. Is this your first tournament?

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Man, who has a good stream? Mine keeps cutting out

if ucla is really looking for a new coach they should look into the guy

I posted one in the last thread. is that the one you were using?

7/8 on 3s, what in the jam

Are you the ncaa dot com stream?

Idk, this one is groundsports

This is an ass kicking

Why not the NCAA stream?

Is it free?

Im pretty sure its 5 dollars I think unless they changed it.

idimsports.eu/watch/719411/1/watch-5-auburn-vs-4-kansas.html

I posted this one

Mmm, you get 3 hours free. Where do you pay?

The first 3 hours is straight free though

No idea, but I do know that with the CBS all access thats 5$ that you can stream at least the games on CBS

Yeah, I know, but when I run out - all I'm seeing is the TV providers

What was the last time this many teams allow 90 points in the first 3 days?

>tfw imperfect bracket
>tfw picked Kansas

Lads these things are directly related.

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KEK their coach is fucking furious

oh no a coach just yelled at his player :o

They may have changed it. Ive had actual cable the last few years but like 5 years ago they let you pay to have access without a provider. Also, they also may have fixed this, you used to be able to watch the games in incognito and whenever your 3 hours ran out you just opened a new incognito window.But again, this was like, 5 years ago that I had to do that.

>mfw Auburn win an championship

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Yeah, it'll work out. Cheers.

just do a free week on a streaming tv website for every weekend, theres like 500 of them and you can cancel sunday after the games end

Since missing out on Trae, Zion, and Barrett, Bill Self has lost his magic.

Might be time for him to change teams. Not so sure for it being good for Kansas....

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not a single good game

Theres also sling TV which the base 20$ has all the channels that the games air on except for CBS, which I think they give you the first 7 days free too. Which again CBS has the 5 dollar option too if you can do the air signal thing.

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That kid in glasses with death in his eyes, omg

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Which your sling tv login may work for that NCAA stream maybe?

For one bad year?

Holy shit, Auburn is really about to hit 100

Been a below-average tournament so far. Still enjoyed shitposting with you lads, though.

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well only one game was good today and its not any of the recent ones

Dude, one year where they werent an auto 1 or 2 seed and youre jumping ship? They had straight massive injuries and still almost won the league.

Recruiting takes multiple years and Kansas isn't the destination anymore.

They've been trending down and this is the culmination.

they would be okay. they might even try stealing bruce pearl

Was the Kentucky game not a good game?

Dude you are high as fuck.

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>eliminated by Oklahoma
>almost

They actively competed for the big 12 title until the last two weeks of the season, man.

Name all the top 5 stars last 4 years

None went to Kansas, Duke and Kentucky are pulling everyone and it's trending away from Kansas being the team kids want to go to

RIPPERINO PEPPERINO GAYCAWKS

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First one you've made me save. Dem titties.

7 games back is not competing for anything

Are you seriously gonna sit there and say that azubuike wasnt a top star? If hes healthy they win the big 12 and probably get at least a 2 seed easy mode. Plus Bill Self NEVER gets there with a top freshman. Thomas, Aldrich, Collins for example. Also good but not top recruits that he coaches up. Thats literally always how he's done it and this year hes been forced to roll with a crazy young team that he traditionally stuggles with. Just wait a couple years and Ill bet any amount theyre in the final four.

Disgusting get

pls no

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keep them coming user

chile

my god these game are so bad. double digits games everywhere I looked

The final score isn't gonna represent how much of a blowout this was

>this smug Southern Jew teleports behind you and eliminates your blue-blood program on the first weekend of the tournament

wot do?

Well, good shit auburn. 3 teams in the sweet 16.

>bracketfags

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3 SEC teams*

>jayhawks

Thanks Lex, you too.

heh

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THIS

Yes Bill, come home and save you alma mater Oklahoma State

That's all folks.

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I honestly prefer developed experience players over one and dones anyways. That said kansas doesn't have anybody coming in next year aside from a couple nobodies.

This team will get better, they just need to develop. I know its doubtful but if lawson stays they could have a pretty solid team next year. Maybe some miracle will happen and the NCAA will reconsider their ruling on desousa.
Congrats to auburn I guess too. People can shitpost all they want, but they played lights out. They could of beat anybody the way they played tonight. Not much you can do when a team is throwing up 3s like that

Fuck, unless tennessee chokes their dick off we should have 4 teams in the sweet 16.

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god i fucking hate this team

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ooohh look at me, i'm too cool to fill out a bracket

You know, when Eddie Sutton passes (which reports lately say he is looking rough), i bet Bill Self does go back to Oklahoma State to finish up his career. Wont be for 2-3 years tho

Kansas has their moments, but I just hated the way you could tell the game was over in the first three minutes. It was just so typical of a Bill Self team to completely fold when the opponent starts out a little hot. I have seen it too many times from him.
Kind of felt like the year they were favored to win it all and lost to VCU, and never even put up a fight.

Self either retires, is forced out, or goes to a AD role

He would get exposed in the NBA and OSU is NOT a destination

>rooting for who you think will win, instead of who you want to win

who else
>Auburn final 4 gang

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I had Tennessee

>rooting for anyone
>ever
lmao get a load of this asshole

please explain why amercans go so crazy about this.

Is just a damn college basketball tournament. I dont get it

Well, they just needed more time to pass the ball. Auburn did not give KU enough time to finish passing to each other. (instead of taking a fucking shot)

>he isn't playing in the tnament
oooof

because its fun idiot

It's the filling out the bracket part that gets them. I'm willing to bet 95% of people who fill out a bracket haven't watched 5 minutes of the CBB season before hand. Like, one of my friends picked fucking Marquette in their final 4. They got a 5 seed, but they aren't even the 5th best team in their region. I love College Basketball, and March Madness is the best two weeks in sports, but it gets so much attention for the wrong reasons IMHO.

It's a 64 team single elimination tournament over the course of three weekends. That's alot of action filled with memorable moments and upsets.

The interactive factor is big too. Everyone fills out their own bracket so you can compete with your friends and co-workers, etc. Also gambling.

>tl;dr: it's non-stop memes

its for the chaos

Major colleges in the united states are so ubiquitous(something that you wouldnt understand) that nearly everyone has a nearby team that if they make it, they can cheer for. You can make your brackets, bet on them, and cheer for your local team who you grew up down the street from. Its an amazing thing.

Not sure if you're kidding but they were passing it out of bounds and to the wrong team. They had zero composure. Personally I think that starts with coaching IMO.

SUNDAY
>NCAA Tournament
>#10 Iowa vs #2 Tennessee
>#9 Washington vs #1 North Carolina
>#9 UCF vs #1 Duke
>#6 Buffalo vs #3 Texas Tech
>#12 Liberty vs #4 Virginia Tech
>#9 Oklahoma vs #1 Virginia
>#11 Ohio State vs #3 Houston
>#13 UC Irvine vs #12 Oregon
NIT
>Wichita State vs Clemson
>Xavier vs Texas
>Harvard vs NC State
>Nebraska vs TCU

dead period in pro sports, lots of people root for their universities, bracket competitions are very common, normies love the thing, and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

rooting for your alma mater is great. and unlike LeX most people actually went to the uni they cheer for

watching spoiled children cry from failure brings me satisfaction

>bill self's alma mater is not a destination
>knows this for a fact

Lmao at your stupidity

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imagine actually watching college basketball all year just to see your work bracket pickem won by some jabroni who picked the favorite and randomly swapped a couple picks around

i dont watch college basketball for the purpose of winning a bracket competition

thx, (you)s for everybody

Yeah but I also have major direct ties to the university, also the fan bases of major bluebloods largely consist of people who didnt go to the school

Dude it is straight up not a destination for him.

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Yes you do

suck my dick faggot

>Oh I graduated from there, I should totally leave Kansas for this worse team with no funding and no chance of drawing better recruits than fucking Kansas

Okie Taint retards are quite literally mentally ill step children

where do you rate him?

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I dont do that at all

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This KU team never learned how to play D all year long.

Uninspired. Young. They didn't gel with eachother. Team chemistry has red flags all over. No leaders and no one cares. They don't even talk to one another out there at all.

You're welcome

>Yeah but I also have major direct ties to the university

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dotson needs to become the alpha. watching them run plays for marcus fucking garrett in crunchtime this year was painful

If he exposes Zion he's /ourguy/ forever

Imagine believing that you have to go thousands of dollars of debt in order to cheer for a sports team. And that, that debt somehow makes you superior.

>a coaches Alma Mater, a school he has coached and played for in the past, that he has a tremendous amount of respect and gratitude for, could never possibly be a place the man returns to someday

AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE HAVING YOUR HEAD THIS FAR UP YOUR JAYHAWK ASS
IMAGINE THE SMELL

PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
WEW LADDY

Thanks for the laugh, child

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Fuck is this year boring I can already feel duke winning. Wofford and Murray St were our last hopes for meme runs.

lil lextra with some late night asshurt

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Tomorrow we either get blown out or we pull an upset, there is no other possibility.

Taking the title of being the annual team to expose Virginia would be amazing.

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Dude okst will literally never be a better job or even attempt at being good enough of a job for bill self to leave one of the best jobs in american sports. Hes been there for 17 years man. Hes retiring there or at some point giving the NBA a shot.

>OSU fans

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t boone pickens can give self a gorillion dollars

>major ties to the university

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>Yeah but I also have major direct ties to the university
are you banned from the campus or something

>heh not bad Bill, you made me use 10% of my power

There is no amount of money that ok st would be willing to offer that would make it more attractive than fucking Kansas.

That pic looks like hes yawning.

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>major direct ties
>to the university

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No?

worse, he's banned from two keys

Im way too old for two keys now.

>major direct ties to the university

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let me guess you gave them $50 one year and they wrote your name in their online newsletter?

you really think >we make it past UNC?

The day's games are over and I am all alone at the top of the bracket group
How should I use these next 12 or so hours as king of you shitters?

I refuse to buy Virginia so I see that happening

"too old" = "all the bouncers know to deny me entry"
not even worth a (You)

>not being a janitor at your school

Get a crown and wear it all day

le 56% face

like many other kentucky fans, lex has major direct ties to diabetes

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Imagine cheering for a school you didn't attend.

If they play like they did tonight they sure as fuck will. That should be a good ass game. Both of my parents and my sister graduated from UK. My dad was a lambda chi brother. I spent an alarming amount of my childhood on campus at the fraternity house for game watch parties for big games.

That was lexplorer. Lex's tie was that he was born at the hospital there or something

>the commonwealth of (You)

>people i know went to kentucky
>i have major direct ties to the university

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ahh well I don't come to Yea Forums anymore except for NCAA tourney

>tfw 30 year old boomer

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Imagine thinking that matters

GONZAGA CHADS WW@?????

Btw thanks for the pics of UK beauty queens. I have yall in the Finals this year.

it's ok to band wagon but don't start spouting you have major direct ties to a university as if you were a tenured professor

Bet

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It's just pathetic. It's a school. Try pro basketball.

When others zip they zag!

he was passed around by all the fratbois he has major direct ties to the university

I got mob ties
I know guys from the mob, I might as well be part of it...

It has always confused me how changing teams is so looked down upon, yet you're expected to overwrite ~18 years of college sport fandom passed down from parents overnight because you're going to buy books from a different school for a few years

Why does it bother you?

>It has always confused me
you just sound retarded

saw someone driving a tesla today. i have major direct ties to elon musk

Imagine not having a father that loved you enough to share his hobbies with you.

Yo, that was mean, Im sorry i said that shit.

>we
If it's not my team, i especially dont want another team from my conference to win the title. fuck them

what a fucking boring day of basketball, Jesus Christ

100%, hopefully tomorrow is better

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What it must be like to be a young athlete or professional cleaning up the incredible pussy in and around Lexington.
I will never know )':

you need to have major ties to the university for that

Just ordered another item from amazon. I have major ties to that company

You niggas watching the Women's Tournament?
twitter.com/SportsOwlNBA/status/1092312569031778304

fuck no
>season ending pregnancy

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No but wow

>Oklahomo State fans unironically believe this

these Kentucky girls are very subpar, are these a 10/10 in Lexington?

Well they got blown out in the first round so quite far below the average level of play

I've come here to rant. I need to get this off my chest before we lose to Iowa today.

Fuck Rick Barnes. He is nothing but a shitty ass meme coach. Dude has no idea when to call timeouts or what rotations to make throughout the game. On top of this he is a massive choker in the month of March. The guy hasn't made it past the 2nd round of the tournament in over a decade. Just a few weeks ago he had TWO chances to at least win a share of the SEC title and fucking blew it. On top of this he doesn't recruit. He doesn't even make an effort to get out on the road and try to get 5 star guys. But everybody in the Tennessee fan base legit thinks he is the second coming of Christ. Tennessee fans even have some faggot nickname they call people who even dare criticize Barnes. They call them "Barnes Bashers." The entire reason he has had success at Tennessee (after his first two seasons of 15-19 and 16-16) is because he stumbled upon a diamond in the rough in Grant Williams. Williams was only a 3 star recruit and ended up being back to back SEC player of the year and 1st team All American. Without Williams this team would probably be an 8 seed in the tournament. It's gonna be so awful today hearing all the fans try to cope with a loss to Iowa.

Looks like a day full of kino matchups lads. Stay safe out there.
youtu.be/ia9SLKZKVBw

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For me? It’s the Big Ten Athletic Conference.

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Literally none of these matchups are kino

Not a fan of that attitude user. Life is what you make it, and for me, today is going to be wonderful.

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>tfw that could have been New Mexico St. crushing Kansas

Who /perfect section/ here? My midwest is spotless

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>pre-season #1
>get btfo by Allbarn

HOW DO WE FIX THIS SHIT?

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Fire Self.

What do girls like this even do?

>Kentucky thread

Nice desu

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Auburn was #11 preseason

Who do you replace Self with? Tony Bennett or Jay Wright?

Fuck niggers

Duuuke

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tackotackotackotacko time

One of the Hurley brothers. Or perhaps even Hurley from Lost.

Bill Self is a much better coach than Tony Bennett, and Jay Wright would never leave Villanova.

more like Kans Ass Gay Hawks

maybe Kansass just played in a garbage conference up til this year, and are getting exposed for being pay-for-play babbys since the Self arrived

>major direct ties to the university

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good job by the ncaa to get the shitty matchups out of the way early. Once we hit 5:15 you’re gonna see some shit

And if that wasn’t bad enough, Kansas’ next recruiting class is shaping up to be dogshit, while Chris Beard is starting to convince studs to come play in Lubbock.

The next class is shit because everyone is coming back so there aren’t enough scholarships available to bring people in. This team was soft af but if Doke can stay on the court next season they will do some damage

For all the Glory!

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Tell me Ohio State has a chance to beat Houston, Yea Forums. I mostly just don't want to get blown out, but being a Cinderella would be nice

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Who wants coffee?

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Watch Self start him every game until he breaks again. If it was K he would just have him sit out until the tournament and then unleash gorilla dunks on everyone.

probably work or study or both
probably have a hobby or two or a lot
probably have a social life to fill the rest

Never noticed that conference was so red before. Need to start calling it the Big Red

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Dunn nun nu nu nuuu n7 nu nu nu nu nu nu nu na!

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tbf iirc he rekt his hand doing a dunk in practice so it was just bad luck. but a fuckhuge motherfucker like Doke is what this team needs next year and McCormack is too awkward lanky to fill that role right now

Still though, they have at least a few spots open, and it’s looking like not a single one of those spots is gonna go towards landing a one-and-done caliber player. And don’t try to tell me Kansas wasn’t even trying to land a top recruit, they definitely were. They just lost out on every single one they were targeting. There is no sugar coating it.

Half asleep listening to alarm and talk radio has the legal hour with two local attorneys and even they were talking about what a good game this should be becouse of this height advantage

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The only senior on the team was Legerald so that’s one spot if nobody goes to the nba. Obviously they are going after one and dones but the adidas shit is gonna scare them away so self will have to stick with project guys, which suits his style way better anyways.

He got hurt like 3 times this year. Even mid major teams will just bench players who are injury prone for the majority of the regular season in order to have them healthy when it matters.

Who on Buffalo bandwagon????

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wooooooooooo

I pick a mid major to go to the final four every year and it never works. I picked Buffalo this year

Duke against UCF

Coach K against Johnny Dawkins.

You want storylines?

You got storylines.

THIS IS MARCH.

same here
I put $300 on Buffalo vs TT

If tech starts the game slow then Buffalo can run away ez

they match up against each other really well. should be a great game

same here

Post a screenshot of a betting receipt then or gtfo. I bet you’re that same guy who earlier kept saying you put $1000 on Buffalo, so until I see some proof I am gonna assume you’re full of shit.

TACKO RESTING HIS DICK ON ZION’S SHOULDER WE HAVE IT ALL FOLKS

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All dogs love Duke

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I see a potential marriage here!

Duke? More like puke

hey you stfu

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>tacko blocking a windmill zion dunk

two men enter, only one will survive. either Zion drops a career ending poster or Tacko lays down a career ending rejection

GET

THAT

OUTTA.

HERE

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Still cant believe how Purdue won last night. Just unreal. Name a comfier feeling than watching a full slate of basketball knowing your team is already in the S16 I'll wait

reported to peta

just look at this niggas t-rex arms

I cant see kansas being able to lure away wright from nova. That guys seems like a philly guy though and through and gets paid big bucks to live there. And with both programs at three ncaa titles each he can make an argument that nova is just as good of a place to play as kansas to recruits.

Having a team that's won the NCAA championship?

I want to know, does Buffalo have anyone who can actually guard Culver one on one? He punished NKY when they tried to put multiple defenders on him. Culver is a willing and capable passer and his teammates can rain 3s if you leave them open from having to direct all the attention of your defense on stopping him.

Zion is FAT

Zion and RJ are the 1st duo to average 20+ PPG each for a 1 seed in more than 25 years.

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Rekt

They have multiple guys who match up with him on paper, but you never know until they actually play though. I think Tech's bigger problem is the fact that they don't have a PG though. Buffalo's D pressures like crazy and I think it could be TO city for Mooney and Moretti.

neat

>major direct ties to the university

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKEE

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>majoring in evolutionary biology
>research focus is searcing for the missing link

Chances for Iowa?

wow, another blowout

>a 6 point lead is a blowout

White retros for The Dance.

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When you are playing against Rick Barnes in March you always have a chance

I'd obviously target him 1st, but I agree, he probably wouldn't leave.

lol refs giving zero fucks this game

broke nigger

Clearly trending towards a blowout

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Iowa making idiotic turnovers, jfc

Mooney has gotten much better at protecting the ball since the beginning of the season. He still typically racks up more turnovers than you’d like every game from trying to force dumb passes, but he doesn’t so much turnover the ball anymore just from getting pressed by a defender. He’s also himself become an excellent defender, and more likely to force whomever he’s guarding to turnover the ball more than he will.

Moretti probably won’t handle the ball too much, I suspect most of that duty will be left up to Culver and Mooney. He just needs to start sinking his 3s again and get out of the recent slump he’s been in.

Too many white guys for iowa.

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>major
>ties
>to
>the
>university

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that white boy runs all goofy

What the fuck are those pants the Tennessee bench is wearing?

My dead relatives watching me strangle my dick at “BBW takes it in the ass”

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I'm gonna go back to sleep.
March sadness

Candy stripes. Indiana wears the exact same thing except crimson instead of orange.

>shot cock violation

>:(

is there a worse type of turnover?

Fuck Chipotle. They can't keep pork in stock

Every game for the rest of the tournament

>Hey user, I really enjoyed watching basketball with you yesterday but can we do something else today?

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>zone defense
why is every college coach a brainlet

only if you have major ties to a university

You are replaceable whore

what did he just spit out?

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jej

Big cum

Iowa's coach is an idiot. Tyler Cook is a scrub who only looks good because he feasts on scrub schools; against actual teams he collapses. Baer should be starting over him, he's at least as good on offense overall and he's the only guy on the whole team who plays defense.

Cook right now 0-5 with 2 TOs. Baer 1-2 with 2 boards and a block.

dude, jesus

iowa shouldnt even be here rn. shouldve been cincy

Yikes, have sex

what are the cheerleaders supposed to do when the team is getting blown out like this?

Fran needs to hire some sort of DC like Michigan or Northwestern has to coach defense for him, because clearly he doesn't know how to get people to play defense at all. It's embarrassing, if they were even just mediocre at defense for a P5 school they'd be a consistent top 25 team.

In an earlier blowout game they were chanting Thank you seniors.

Give the players a quickie during timeouts to help them regain their confidence

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eat a fucking dick

Tennessee 1H spreads are free money, lmfao

Have sex by being the pitcher

no bitch

they are instructed to cry for those national sympathy bux

can someone post the webm of the retarded looking Iowa fans with the guy chewing on his lanyard at the end?

wait nvm i found it

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Is this the most chalk tournament of all time?

?????????

All women are replaceable. Live by that rule and you'll never be alone.
Now shut the fuck up while I watch basketball.
You zoomer trash

Fuck this university for making me a fan, fuck this program, fuck Fran, fuck these coaches. The players are fine, it's not their fault that they were overrecruited to a P5 school when they only have the athleticism of Missouri Valley schools. You need athletic guards and the only fucking thing Fran has recruited is gawky white combo 3/4s.

What about Texas Tech buffalo?

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You retarded or something?

Wow...talk about have sex. That's frightening

chalk = favorites winning

Buffalo and Oklahoma are getting hyped to hell because they blew out trash teams and will come back down to Earth today.

lol fucking based cameraman
>middle america

that's actually the Yea Forums meetup
>tfw you now have to accept that you are one of the losers in that webm

I agree OU will come back to Earth, but Buffalo is a legit good team and has been all season. They are not just a meme team who got abnormally hot in the first round.

Another user whos parents probably didnt love them.

Thank god Impractical Jokers is finally on

>Iowa after learning they got invited to the NCAA Tournament

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thats not true i actually had major direct ties to my parent's love

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Oh youre the same user whos father was either nonexistant or probably abusive.

If that makes you feel better rather than facing the truth about women.

I don't think iowa is gonna win

2009 was incredibly chalk. I think it had alot less blowouts though.

Overall, this is a 2/10 tourney so far lads.

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Nah, I'm flabbergasted that this guy thinks it's been chalky.

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Ub is actually good tho

The 2nd round has been 100% chalk so far

>pop

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I mean my wife is my best friend who I love being around and in addition I get my dick wet literally every night. You clearly dont get that same value out of any interpersonal connection. I honestly feel sorry for you that youll never experience how amazing that feeling is.

>bragging about fucking some wildebeest every night

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Why are lesbians in this thread? Is it because college attracts brain dead morons?

Does this mean I have to buy something for my gf while I'm on a work trip or no?

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1st Taco Bell, 1961.

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Jenna is the redeeming quality

this means "get me earrings"

daily reminder do NOT reply to LeX

I wonder what taco bells full name is?

Her telling you to wash the dishes doesn't count as getting your dick wet, user.
But thanks for playing the big imagination game.

Thats a good idea. Eveey place you go get her earrings. You'll become an earring master

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I think there’s only one dyke in these threads, and it’s that user who keeps shilling the women’s tournament

>buying shit for a woman youre not even engaged to
wew

Imagine being such a kissless virgin that you actually think you have meaningful

alright bois give me something to fap to while we wait for the shit games to end

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>take time machine to visit first taco bell
>walkin
>no dollar menu
>no carmel apple empanada
>no baja blast mountain dew
>NO DIABLO SAUCE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>burn the motherfucker down
>return to present
>no taco bell anywhere
>tfw i have destroyed everything i once loved

Who the fuck watches women's basketball? They constantly pimp it and nobody cares.

>Who the fuck watches women's basketball?

Lesbians

Will there be razor cakes in the Buffalo-Texas Tech game?

Science and shit my nigga

Bleached African Americans can't compete with real africans

anyone have major direct ties to their university?

Yes I go to KU and my parents both went there

i didnt attend the uni i cheer for but i do own a couple t shirts with their logo on it

I am the former athletic director at Penn St

she didn't like that idea

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>asking what they want

yikes

protip: it's better for you to get them something unexpected. Asking if the want anything gives them the power in the discourse and sets th expectation for it to stay that way. For instance, if you ask and they say something you can't afford/get, it's now your failure you couldn't live up to expectations. Rather than it being a nice gesture of you getting something for them, it's you failing to get something for them.

Case in point: if you don't buy earrings, "good enough" earrings, or something they actually want more than earrings you've let them down. They will use this kind of a thing as an excuse to seek fulfillment elsewhere.

Still waiting for March Madness to start.

>Boy Fucks NOT His Mom

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Wait till Murray State and Wofford play.

>watching somone's relationship literally die

I can say 100% now she is definitely expecting you to buy her some nice earrings. She seemed genuinely upset when you posted that pic.

why do you autistically keep asking that? fuck off.

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this guy has a clue.

I was born at the university of Kentucky

>a sandwich for expensive earrings is a fair trade

Ask her to send nudes if she wants something.

someone put a leash on that manlet

White boy finna about to get dabbed on.

can someone itt tell me how to be the man? how to be the boss?

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Wtf Gene Steratore is the rules analyst for march madness?

she sends me nudes regardless

uh.. so share nig?

>this tournament

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So the Top/Pitcher in the relationship is the one responsible for proposing?

sad times for the user itt who lets his gf dictate when she gets new earrings

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Heres a pic for context

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It's a meme from last night you clueless retard.

also that cuban looks like shit. Not enough bbq and the ham looks cheap. also that bread looks sad. definitely not made by a real cuban.

This is what it should look like. Piles of pulled pork. Also hot sauce not shitty mustard.

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You'd never have to buy me earring

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but you do have to clean out his asshole every night.. so there is that.

>eating cuban
shit is getting really pleb in here

>gotta let the big cock fly

I’m not gonna lie, that a bit gay bruh

cuban is great. It's Mexican without the over-reliance on cheese.

God what a tool. That poor chick

tripleta is the true cuban choice

"let the peacock fly."

what did he mean by this?

“have sex incels”

*teleports behind you*
takes one to know one? Heh
*Double Katana swish, slices your head clean*
Hope you have a TOOL to fix your situation

for me... it's Ropa Vieja

he definitely didn't mean that.

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>choke in tears
it's habbening

tennessee about to pull the biggest choke job

I have Cincinnati winning this game

He most certainly did

t. knower

>my son signed with a record label
this is relatable

haha the better players put the ball into a hoop more often than the worse players, y'all gotta see this shit!

>son signed with a record label
>a literal who
am i supposed to know who that ginger kid was?

I'm white and my parents named me Javarius :(

>not being an independent producer

I hope his son enjoys getting jew’d

I dont know who he is. I just think the commercial is dumb

HAHAHA BITCH
MY DAUGHTER GOT INTO USC BECAUSE SHES SMART AND HARDWORKING

IM SO PROUD SHE GETS TO GO TO THE DR. DRE SCHOOL OF MUSIC, I PAID 70 MILLION DOLLARS FOR THAT!

BITCH

Your parents are based and redpilled, biblical names are shit

>USC
>Smart
absolute state of celebrity niggers

I was expecting more from iowa

just give her a pearl necklace, dummy

Why? It’s a surprise that they even won their first game

If you could send you kid to ANY school in the united states where would you send them?

I'm thinking MIT because it has the namebrand value of Ivies without the pomp and frills of the liberal arts.

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Congratulations
Jordan on becoming the all-time leader with most made 3-pointers made in school history as a junior!

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everest college

school of hard knocks

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Stanford. Also same school Clintons decided to send their only child. Excellent choice

WE GOT US A GAME BOIS

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING LMFAO

duke or stanford so they can get the overall college experience if they want it

Same choice as you, MIT probably with Rice as a second option I guess.

>sending your kid to get brainwashed

So what part of Iowa are you lads from? I'm from the northern part :)

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t. double digit IQ poster

not really. Call me when it's two possession.

>orange
>vanilla
>coke
>it's delicious

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Rice is also a very good choice

NEW THREAD

>all-time leader with most made 3-pointers

A whitey lol

FUCK YOU VOLS WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME?! EVERY FUCKING TIME!!!! I HATE BEING A VOL FAN

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not having a bachelors degree in 2019 is the equivalent of not having a high school degree last century
you have to bite the bullet and send them to the best school that won't indoctrinate them. hence avoiding the ivies.

>tfw Tennessee is in my final four
God fucking damn it. This team can’t do shit for shit.

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Shit. I forgot to finish my espn bracket lol

>final moments of a close game
>breakaway
>puts up a three
the absolute balls on this lad

holy shit this iowa comeback

calling

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>falling for the sec
kek

>deleting my thread

Why?

for me, its trump university

tripfags can't post threads
also you posted before this hit the bump limit

I'm here. Thanks.

Wut, i posted it at 490

>that
>a foul
fucking mad refball lmao

absolute state of tripfags

B T F O

>tripfags can't post threads

Wait, is this actually a thing?

>early
deleted like it should be

Okay now is looking closer to what I expected from iowa

not having major direct ties to the jannys heart

the jews of the dixiemutt conference had to rig the final seconds of LSU - Maryland, now (((they're))) doing it again

GIVE IOWA YOUR ENERGY

No, Tennessee is in my F4

No, its a new janitor abusing his privileges

imagine being matt mcconaughey

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

imagine eating Pizza Hut

CAWCAWCAWCAWCAW

>trip fag reeing
this warms my heart

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Alright alright alright

LeX getting absolutely btfo as per usual

foodie absolutely BTFO """officials"""

Pizza Hut is delicious and considered a delicacy in other countries

>abusing his privileges
no you made the thread early and got rightly btfo

...

ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING
ITS HAPPENING

DABBED

BTFO
T
F
O

What, you mean imagine having the absolute perfect life?

Within 10 posts of bump limit is not early. The thread will hit bump limit within moments of posting the new thread. Its a new janitor abusing his privileges

Anyway, new thread

NON TRIPFAG THREAD HERE

Further, its not against any global rule or board rule to post a new general early. The post was wrongfully deleted as it didnt violate any rule.

GET IN THIS THREAD

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