>Previously John Makdessi vs. Jesus Pinedo sucked, both lose Jussier Formiga def. Deiveson Figueiredo via UD (30-27, 29-28 x2) Luis Pena def. Steven Peterson via unanimous decision (30-27 x3) Maycee Barber def. JJ Aldrich via second-round TKO (3:01) Bryce Mitchell def. Bobby Moffett via unanimous decision (29-28 x3) Marlon Vera def. Frankie Saenz via first-round TKO (1:25) Jennifer Maia def. Alexis Davis via unanimous decision (29-28 x3) Randa Markos def. Angela Hill via submission (armbar) (R1, 4:24) | Watch finish Chris Gutierrez def. Ryan MacDonald via unanimous decision (30-27 x3) Jordan Espinosa def. Eric Shelton via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27 x2)
If I was new to MMA and decided to watch this card as a sample, I'm pretty sure I would never watch MMA again. >dumb unskilled brawlers: check >boring point fighters: check >wmma: check >fat cans: check Only good fight on the main card was manletbowl.
Liam Foster
Whole card is lopsided, Blaydes gonna slap this fat fuck and Pettis has no right fighting at WW.
Miesha's "Tate" was the only good thing about this night so far.
Cameron Baker
flush this obese bum already
Landon Young
>everyone is fed up and upset because the card is so shit >the one thing that could save it is a brutal heem like how Mas saved the London card >Blaydes decides this is the point where he will start wrestlefucking wait KINO SUPLEX
Oliver Ortiz
based wrestlefucker , all is going according to the plan
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Kayden Brown
he could go to middle weight. He looks smaller than Rumble and he did it
Brandon Jones
I understand that american athletes have their own understanding of peak performance body but this guy is beyond me
Guys in what way could this card be worse? Thompson wins by toe eyepoke tko?
Joseph Williams
deadlifting over 500 is nothing special whatsoever, fattie
Kevin Phillips
>plebs can't enjoy wrestling
pathetic
Gabriel Clark
I actually kinda feel bad for Dana right now
Andrew Gutierrez
This fight is an embarrassment for the sport. Two fat niggers with no talent for fighting laying on each other, confused about what to do.
Noah Gray
just how good is willis
Michael Bennett
I hope you enjoy it
Levi Wright
>i grew up poor and in a much rougher neighborhood than curtis >therefore, i am the better fighter i hate when poor people use their previous disadvantages to appear as if more work was done
You need to have a wrestling base to become an actually elite MMA wrestler. GSP is the exception that proves the rule. If you're a fat fuck with football as your " base martial art", you will never be able to wrestle at an elite level.
Khabib is a sambo world champ and a Judo blackbelt. DC is an olympic wrestler, Rockhold is a BJJ prodigy. You don't reach the level of these guys without a lifetime of training and Big Shitty will NEVER be able to cross the wrestling gap in skill with Blaydes even if he trains with Karelin's clone.
Isaac Robinson
fat ppl think they can fight
Aaron Young
Blaydes is based, why don't this general likes him?
Aiden Williams
Blaydes x Cigano would be good next
Jacob Torres
DC has got big titties as well.
Matthew Moore
sometimes you throw a punch so hard you shit yourself. perfectly natural
I trained bjj and kickboxing for like 2 months before I completely broke my finger. The highlight was Edson was one of the kickboxing coaches. He was super cool and loved to teach. His gf was a qt too. The other teachers had huge egos and were dicks. He was cool.
Jaxson Rogers
women peak at 14
Julian Stewart
being laid upon is more emasculating and dominating, see Stipe vs Ngannou
Andrew Wilson
This would actually be the best thing Stipe could ever do. What better way to give DC the middle finger than to beat the guy he never could.
Camden Lee
What a gross little plastic whore. Sergio is a dork.
Dominic Myers
CTE'd as f***
William Ramirez
Anyone have a webm with audio of when Blaydes was kneeing Willis in the ass and one of them was grunting like a gorilla
Jordan Davis
He wasn't black enough. Hes just like Woodley, always posing trying to darken his image but it doesnt matter when he gets faced with a REAL black man
Luke Howard
Based God.
Cooper Miller
Ask Kierkegaard
Michael Miller
>marc goddard
Michael Myers
>tfw heem memed you into betting on willis
John James
this card has been really bad so people are more on edge
Dominic Butler
RaceApp was the best thing ever, it's fucked up that it doesn't exist anymore
nigga are you on tennis no you're on heem get the fuck outta here with that shit BW is a manlet division she would hunno persen heem half of them
Adrian Fisher
Fuck im sick of hearing from Trevor Whittman
Ian Rogers
Barboza x Gaethje will be pure just bleed
Bentley Brown
why do they keep bringing trevor whittman on for events now? surely there are better coaches in mma to use
Aaron Baker
Yeah. But it won't happening. JJ won't go up
Blake Jones
you sure? DC's literally one of the heads at AKA, would be odd if he doesn't like him
Samuel Parker
so a terrible card caped off by a retarded main event
Adam Murphy
Well /heem/, your stupid fucking picks were losing me money, so I had to put $100 down on Blaydes to wrestlefuck his way to a decision to get back in the black for the night.
You're completely delusional. Yeah, at a dedicated power lifting club, it's not rare. No shit you utter fucking brainlet. In the general population? Among all men? Even among general gym-going populations, deadlifting 500lb's is going to be rare and definitely not something "anybody" can achieve. Sportsball players aren't going to be going very far into squats/deadlifts because they don't have much of an incentive to continue into the deep autism powerlifting territory. Obviously strength training is fundamental, especially to a fighter, but they have other things to train in rather than seeing their deadlift go to 1000.
Jeremiah Fisher
CAM ON WONDERBOI THROW SUM FACKING SPIN KICKS
Eli Martin
>Michelle vs Karolina Throw in some muds and my dick would explode
Adam King
You just know Uncle Tom DC was calling Blaydes a rowdy loud nigger in his head during big titty go home
Ryder Howard
Wonderboy is going to KTFO Anthony "Bumtime" Pettis.
Luis James
it will be barboza vs khabib all over, except barboza will be khabib and gaycheese will be barboza
Aiden Edwards
My Pena predict panned out
Aiden Wilson
Pettis is about to heem wonderboy and make this entire card worth it
Josiah Gray
Edson will kick his legs clean off
Cameron Allen
Would Wonderboy be an actual contender if he went to a real gym instead of being trained by his dad?
Aaron Bailey
>cope for sure we should stop fights early
Tyler King
He has one of the most exciting/retarded styles in the UFC right now
Julian Edwards
>Kowalkiewicz v Waterson Hope it ends up 15 minutes of sweaty wrestle fucking and grinding on top of each other with hopes the camera crew provides many images of the rear region.
Joseph Phillips
Is Justin Gaethje the literal and physical embodiment of the phrase "Let me bang, bro?"
Lucas Smith
wrestling only. First one that gets stripped completely naked is the loser
Mason Anderson
Pettis to shock the world
Ayden Williams
I got this impression, too. I saw a thought bubble that read:
>this is why everyone hates us, shut the fuck up Curtis
because the tech was actually pretty unique and no one else can replicate it, is actually really impressive what the face app could do, really sad that it's just shelved now
Carson Lee
>wondertwink dancing around in yoga pants
Oliver Ward
>mediocre >like 6 suplexes >opponent literally can't do anything but be on all 4's getting totally emasculated like a cuck while he gets pounded in the glutes with knees
He literally made him his bitch though.
Gabriel Lewis
too bad he's gay
Christian Hall
> Yes you're the only one on /heem/ besides me who knows shit about fighting.
Unironically yes wonderboy is a god tier kickboxer and has like 80 or 90 something undefeated fights in it His dad is a kickboxing coach and is the reason why Thompson is so one dimensional. He needs to fucking learn to wrestle
Kayden Morris
"This loud ass nigga settin us back 20 years, fuck--"
Isaiah Long
I refuse to fucking believe my chubby ass is anything special for deadlifting 500lbs. Get fucked you shit-talking nobodies. It takes like 2 years at 50% dedication lifting at most 3 times a week to hit 500lbs. I've seen Chinese kids like half my weight pull 500 with ease.
Hunter Flores
damn im afraid
Angel Evans
le swang and bang lad
Leo Campbell
>his striking is good >mines better >he's fast >im faster
Why is this board so obsessed with karolina? Her body is nothing special and has the face of a babooshka
Jack Gomez
anglos in the new world always look better than actual anglos. being american he probably has some german admixture as well
Henry Campbell
this was a long time ago. it got so broken that there was no joint to even repair lmao. it looks like shit still. luckily I do a lot to keep it mobile. I want to get back into training bad. I need to find the right place though. That place was supposed to be nice, but they had me rolling as a white belt with no clue what I was doing. Big ego gym with big money.
Carter Richardson
Lol this.
Camden Morris
Any of those manlets would beat the shit out of you, and your dad, and you middle school guidance counselor all at the same time.
Aaron Powell
No, he doesn't have the warrior gene. He will never be more than a gatekeeper.
Justin Moore
nah. They actually show the knockouts on their highlight videos. They also edit together relevant clips together so you don't have to go searching for several different videos to get the whole story. They do some things during the event that annoys me but the benefits outweighs the weird stuff they do
I just want to see some spice after that last nig wrestlefuck fest
Camden Barnes
memetime vs wondermeme
Chase Murphy
Damn, what a semen demon
Gabriel Perez
>this whole post anglo genetics are germanic genetics
Isaiah Russell
Nothing to see here goy
Elijah Martin
>born in america >made his career in america >became a millionaire in america >waves the mexican flag around >usman same thing >other guy same thing >everyone same thing jesus christ
Julian Torres
I really hope Pettis somehow kill Wonderboy because Wonderboy is the most boring fighter ever.
Logan King
Case in point
Wyatt Barnes
I've got no fucking idea. She's just some instathot. probably saw her on here.
Jacob Ward
Tony Ferguson doesn't disrespect the flag does he?
Luke Morris
Give Bepis your energy! \o/
Asher Lewis
this fight is literally to determine who is the more flushed meme fighter
Ayden Flores
Stay mad wh*teboi
Hunter Perry
shinju auclair
Jack Green
No you dont
Ian Jenkins
seething gringos JAJAJAJAJA
Evan Cook
Heh, can you imagine?
Nicholas King
Tony IS THE FLAG
James Cruz
wonderboy has 2 losses, to the same fighter, he's not flushd
Ryder Fisher
WONDERBOY
Thomas Long
By all means, come to Texas and beat the shit out of me. Any excuse to leave your broken, socialized, shitskin-infested excuse for a country.
Jose Wilson
holy shit this song turbo cringe
Aaron Lee
Wypipo do the same shit
Isaiah Stewart
basado
Adam Torres
Rolling as a fresh white belt isn't uncommon. Some gyms will throw you in day one, some will make you wait a few weeks, a few even make you wait until blue belt. But if you got a bad vibe from the gym, trust your gut.
Jaxson Perry
Since my picks got heemed, I’m giving my energy to Pettis
\o/
Ethan Torres
being american in america is the most boring thing imaginable
Matthew Lewis
Why nobody proud of America?
Jaxon Powell
wonder bread first round tko pettis is gonna have his nose broken
okay. Im pretty sure this is the person im thinking of
Easton Lopez
America has no culture or personality
Justin Rivera
HOOLY SHIT YES BEST SONG EVER
Christopher Howard
Y Nuevo NEW Main Event Thread
Jeremiah Ramirez
fuck off cazzie
Kayden Lee
I dare you guys to name a most non sense fight than Wonderboy x Pettis. Still dont know why they are fighting
Eli James
does anyone remember a time when they would get justifiably excited to see a Wonderfaggot fight?
takes me back lads, the memory is so faded
Lincoln Howard
Begone Zoomer
Cameron Rivera
MIND BULLETS
Ryder Scott
El chicano...
Zachary Morgan
it's been his walkout song ever since the Civil Rights Act of 1964
Tyler Collins
New
Caleb Kelly
hasn't got a finish in three years
Ethan Campbell
Because too many retards vote republican
Jace Ward
I hope Pettis avenges all those poor children
Levi Gomez
WOOOOOOOOOOONDERBOOOOOOY
WON'T YOU TAKE ME FAR AWAY FROM THE MUCKY MUCH SHIT CARD
Jason Jackson
song getting me hyped fer sure
Brayden Davis
Stephen Thompson is the ideal white man. Prove me wrong.
Jack Gomez
Literally every white belt ever rolls immediately you fucking retard
Luis Allen
Yeah, I think Wonderboy is a great technical fighter. He's doesn't really have the aggression that other top level fighters have.
Bentley Perez
lol, believe whatever you want. I was just curious if the poster of the image actually knew her.
Thomas Sullivan
True. Moving for grad school soon. Will have to find a good place. Figure even if it is just a couple times a week, I'd love to get back into it. Do you do BJJ or standup as well? How often?
Robert Jackson
Defend this. Felice herrig is cuter for chrissakes
technically anybody with a gun is American, or an enemy of America, their choice
Michael Flores
ah that's cool hopefully you get back into it. cheers leaf bro.
Joshua Perry
Seconded this I'm 30 years old, I've been lifting for 3 years, 3-4 times per week. Went from 152 to 175lbs. I'm pretty close, but still can't DL 500 lbs. 500 is pretty fucking strong.
Jeremiah Reyes
I hear that is how Rener's schools do it. I don't agree with it, but sometimes you're limited in school selection.
John Cruz
ITS OVER FOR WONDERMEME
Connor Johnson
You’re just fat
Zachary Diaz
Why has the UFC let Darren Till fight in the UK on home turf 3 fucking times?
Aiden Phillips
No. But somebody's gotta pick tomatoes and clean toilets.
