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NOOOOOO BROS WTF YOU SAID THEY WOULD LOSE
What was it taht 1-3er fans said
>You cannot talk until the game is over
kekwheeze lmaoooo
I like that one brit who posts here
Isn't winning pointless games gonna fuck their chances at the draft, what the fuck are they doing,
Fuck Embitch.
just checked the box scores and warriors are getting BTFO by the mavs. dis a glitch or is it really happening?
76ers have almost 30 FTs and cant beat the hawks
The lottery was already rigged
>memebiid does his shitty pumpfake then loses the handle to give up a fastbreak
Beautiful
Will Golden State still win the chip bros? As a Warriors lifer for 3 seasons (I'm a big KD fan) I'm getting worried
Boy the Bulls sure suck, getting jingled left and right
emBITCH what a pussy he got blocked by HUERTER and then walk out like a faggot lmao....then TRAE fooled him again with those moves. that injured fagg joe emBLEED aka MEDICALjoe aka emBITCH ass nigga is the shaqtin a fool mvp for sure..what a choker....what a loser.....LMAO
black bull
white wife
memebiid trying to choke but jimmy and ben won't let him
warriors better cut this lead down to 10 at the end of the 3rd
based
>Embitch
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
It's crazy how a 7 foot Cameroonian Hot Sauce fan lives rent free inside a pajeet's head
Sixers defense is so bad lmfao
I want Kevin Huerter to be my bf.
BUTLER DED LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
EMBUST LMAOOOOOOOOO
1-3ERS BTFOOOOOOO
How would you react to this lottery
That goblino kid got a big dick
um.../nba/????????
poor defense, Dallas hitting 3s, Dallas with early fouls, DIRK IS EFFICIENTLY ELITE.
atlants fan here, probably would kill myself
Very happy. FUCK tankers
>Needing refball just to beat a bottom 5 team
1-3ers everybody lmaoooooooooooo
Another game ruined by free throws.
i would be so happy
Stop fouling and I'll stop free throwing lol
Based Lakers being relevant again
KEKWHEEZE 1-3ERS LOSE TO THE HAWKS
the sixers are winning though?
>buttler choking
How do you not get a shot off in 24 seconds?
76ers are extreme frauds
See you in the quarter finals where you’ll be bounced, Embitch
serious question...not one Canadian was in any of the ncaa threads today why
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1-3ERS BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hahahahahaha
>filthydelphia
lmao stream fucking up
thanks a lot reddit
See:
VERY BIG
I thought Jimmy was clutch and an elite defender
Zahvalo Loka
GOBLIN GAME WINNER
I shitpost with my real friends about March madness
>hawks on a winning streak
>Embitch
>best defensive player in the game
>let Trae Young score over you
Lmaoooo Embitch ass nigga is the shaqtin mvp for sure lol
Hawks going that last couple mins without help from the refs like those fraud trash ass 1-3ers.
Based.
>celshits btfo by my horneties
>shitxers btfo by my hawkies
>warriors btfo by my mavies
All of the bad guys lost today.
Fletcher Magee vs Tyler Herro
1 v 1
Who wins?
the NBA's biggest villain, the Raptors didn't play
Warriors have been blown off their home court several times already this season. They will not win the chip this year, cap it.
raptors in 5
they will sweep the first 2 rounds and the finals
>down 34 points
>still have KD running the offense
just let Kerr suit up
>niggers, micks, commies and bandwagoners all BTFO
feels GREAT
TRUST
THE
PROCESS
Nah it’ll be the Rockets bouncing the warriors
Then the Raptors beat the Rockets in 7
Why the fuck does Felicio just stand there and do nothing? He looks like a center on some sort of mental condition, shitty player
>Sixers lose to a shitty team
>warriors lose to a shitty team
>celtics lose to a shitty team
??????????
>the Jews were behind this
>Brunson
>Doncic
>Porzingis
Which free agent would fit perfectly with these guys?
>adam silver was secretly /ourguy/ all along
There's one stat in which @DwyaneWade should pass LeBron James this year.
They've both played 16 seasons.
LeBron has played in the postseason 13 times.
This would be Wade's 14th.
Dirk comes on for 15 minutes, drops four 3s, dabs on the Warriors, and leaves
its wierd, i feel like a lot of upsets happen on specific days but usually at the same time
It's a Saturday night and I need a white girl.
If I successfully quote myself, then you Kentucky wins the NCAA tourny this year.
>leltics are actually going to first round exit to the pacies
unreal lmao
Why did /nba/ lie to me and say Valanciunas was trash....
luka?
pacers are playing like shit, itll go to game 7 with every player suffering a career ending injury
Imagine thinking a team with 5 allstars isn't winning the finals lmao
Luka has a trippy dubby while btfoing the warriors
tell that to the sixers retard
looks like all the good guys are winning
If you look at the analytics, the Warriors are actually magnitudes worse with Boogie in the starting lineup. He’s a terrible defender and takes possessions from more efficient scorers.
the sixers have 3 allstars and 1 is fraudulent east "allstar
>78 replies
>32 posters
So theres just one angry canadian in here by himself posting anti sixers shit all night?
Reminder the rapties have never even been to the finals lmao
Fuck Embitch.
>Boogie is the false prophet who dooms the Warriors
it's really going to happen, isn't it?
No there’s the one who hates the Sixers, he’s here
I’m the one who hates the Lakers, I’m also here
My RAPTIES are far superior than the ShittySharters
>since all star brake
>literally 8 games
Yikes niggas gtfo. White boy is winning this years ROY and next years MVP. Its time
Imagine being dumb enough to think Trae Young should even be top3 of ROY voting at this moment when he was the worst starting rookie pre All Star.
its magicmarkkanen shitposting
its damn pathetic
They majorly fucked up by bringing him into the starting lineup from the start. He couldn’t have said anything if he was put on the bench when he was coming back, but good luck sending him there now
>the beard
>the brow
Just shave already and stop being fucking losers known for ugly facial hair rather than championships
booker ayton and zion just feels right, doesnt it?
>wow, the true center coming off an injury in a switch heavy defensive scheme sucks ass
they already finish games with the hampton 5 lineup, they'll be fine
No curry dumbass canadian
No. It took the suns like 5 months to figure out that they should pass ayton the ball and even then they still forget too often. I can't imagine how bad it'd be for zion or how demoralized he'd be for being the only player playing defense. The hawks with zion are the best situation
curry doesn't matter fat spic
They still have 4 other great players. How is that an excuse? lmao
that 49 point game really inflated his stats
So we can parse that the anti lakers Leaf is white, and the anti sixers canadian is already on record as being a pajeet
Yeah, it's created an awkward situation with their bench unit lacking much-wanted depth, I'm still expecting some rotation changes by Kerr come playoffs.
Also, requesting a screencap of Draymond looking dead inside
I'd bet money on Cavaliers trading Zion if they get the #1 pick for Ja Morant, they're desperate for someone who can generate assists.
I said a few days ago that would be like Nique 2.0 but aesthetically I just sort of like the Suns with Zion better. The biggest issue is they don't have a NBA tier point guard (Booker at PG is a joke) and you might be right that having Zion + Trae might be a good combo. Trae is underrated at passing.
>Big Titty go home
BASED
>come back from playing ball with friends
>Hawks beat Sixers
>Hornets beat Celtics
>Mavs blowing out the Warriors in the 4th
holy shit lmao, absolute state of this sport
dirk can go one more season right?
If Silver makes the call, yeah.
>tfw no homely looking but fit gf
he can but he better not
>The Timberwolves say guard Derrick Rose had arthroscopic surgery to remove bone chips from his right elbow. Rose will be sidelined indefinitely.
HOLDING ONTO HIS ELBOW
we literally live in a timeline where the warriors (who have 4 all stars on their team) are being absolutely blown out by the tanking mavericks by 30-40 points
Mavies a big thank you from Nuggies
is Thon Maker based?
enjoy your 5 days as the 1 seed
>your
Based masv.
Lol they just have 4 all stars instead of 5.
>Oh yeah, Ws play Dallas tonight
>Thought it happened already, go to (((espn))) to check score
>Ws BTFO
>MFW
>we
>&^ers
check the standings dickbrain
I can hear his lisp through that low quality pic
Enjoy you're 1st round exit.
>you're
lol dummy
Who may ONLY respond to this post if your team is 1st seed in their current conference. Warriors fans need not apply
Das it mayne.
see you in the first round, nuggies
leGM would unironically make the Lakers trade Zion so they can keep his geriatric ass and then watch him become the next face of the league
okc match up horribly with denver, jokic eats adams ass in the pain
>jokic eats adams ass in the pain
Salacious, my dude.
>MFW I copped home game #2 tickets on Thursday
BASED Trae. Why won't he just shave it all off though?
>people don't know the thunder are 5th seed
>people don't know how the standings update
literally cringe
Lebron needs to do the kawhi load management thing so he doesn't risk getting hurt again. If another free agent signs with the lakers they should seriously consider alternating games and only play both at the same time in important games.
the thunder are legit trash. They'll be 8th seed by the end of the season, bookmark my words
No one cares meth head. Go die in a fire.
No no no. You got it all wrong.
It's fuck generals and fuck editions, fucking discordfag.
>no Curry
D-doesn’t count.
my cletshits :)
not my fault you're both retarded. keep
>seething
fuck the LD
>Celtics vs Spuds tonight
Absolutely disgusting.
typical zoomer banter
Had my life savings on the Warriors tonight fellas
James Harden would not have lost to these lottery teams tonight
James Harden would chuck and flop as always
James Harden sucks.
didn't they lose to the grizz a few days ago
>loses to the grizzlies
in overtime... and harden dropped 50 so spiritual win
*BBQs ur path*
dropping 50 and losing to the grizz is a spiritual loss...
>Harden has to serve a 50 piece for the Rockets to lose in OT to the Griz
Damn, are they THAT bad?
>blazers down vs the pistons
>drummond babies
Why do the blazers keep going for threes if they can't make them?
The only BBQ chicken alert players in the NBA right now are Valanciunas and Vucevic. That’s sad as fuck since Euros were historically known for being soft.
>Nurkic can't keep his own footing
>refs call Drummond for the fowl anyways
>BBQ chicken
explain
>fowl
WET
chicken = fowls. BBQ chicken players are players you can't stop in the post without fowling
the opposite of BBiQ
>Fox with the windmill dagger
Why is the East such trash?
test
small market teams and trash owners
>that feel when you took your boots to get re-soled but they won't be ready for two weeks
Its a good day to be a Nuggie
Nurkic the shit makes it very hard to root for my Trailblazies :)
who cares faggot
my balls smell like cheese
Based Jokic's cousin.
obviously you do pussy nigger
gonna dab on the pacers tomorrow since brothers isnt the ref
only enough to call you a faggot, faggot
Bros is Kyrie going to play tomorrow?
My life in fantasy league depends on it
what part of denver you from
Today, I remind them who the best SG is in the league.
The part with the weed.
Klay is a total system babby, get over yourself
I don’t understand how the warriors can be this shit in easy games and dominant in others
notice whenever Curry is out they get blown out by shitty lottery teams even with 4 All-Stars on the court at once? and even if they're missing KD and/or Klay they stay in the fight or win?
This. Curry is the heart and soul of the team. Durant is, and always will be, a fraud and a snake. He doesn't lead or inspire the Warriors, so when their REAL leader is out, they crumble despite having him.
Klay will literally fit in any roster.
The Mavericks should unironically try to get Klay. Imagine pairing him with Doncic and Porzingis. That would be some good shit.
Imagine trading luka doncic for trade young
Nobody wants to play for the fucking Mavericks. NO ONE. Name one person that would say "I would love to play for the Dallas Mavericks and also live in Dallas, Texas"
Bullshit, people go to Houston all the time and Houston is a shithole compared to Dallas.
>people go to Houston all the time
And not the Mavericks.
kristaps
Beyonce has a song referencing the Cockshits and is a Cockshits fan.
Travis Scott is a Cockshits fan.
They're pretty popular from celebrities.
Not so sure about the Mavericks.
He was traded there for DJ.
Based Harden making the Cockshits culturally relevant. Give him the MVP already
dirk
and said he loves it there
harden didn't do shit. beyonce song came out when he was still at okc
what do you expect? you think a newly traded player is going to say "i fucking hate it here"?
I doubt kawhi even likes staying in toronto
wake me up
Rumor going around that if Hawks don't get #1 pick for Zion they will trade for Cavaliers Kevin Love. They feel confident with Trae Young and cap-space they can get a big3 with K.Love and feel he will work best with Young.
>Cavs receive: Mavs & Hawks Lottery picks
>Hawks receive: Kevin Love
Hears your 200IQ basketball center /nba/
good deal imo, feel like they could compliment each other, love is high IQ and a good shooter
Wake me up inside
>two top 10 picks for the corpse of kevin love making 30 million a year
i'll pass
>MFW he becomes Denver's Tim Duncan
Jason Terry
He train from child
please let it happen
People who don't want to get cucked by taxes.
how fucked are the celtics
>all these mongs during draft day and early season were saying Trae "Curry 2.0" Young was a bust and trash
LMAO
luka is better and cuter
Damn my celshits are facing the Spurs. Popp is gonna mop the floor with these dudes and run them out of San Antonio and the supposedly next Popp Brad the fraud
if the draft really is as weak as people say (no fucking clue, i don't give a fuck about CBB), i would expect an above average amount of lottery picks to get traded this year.
how assblasted is kyrie?
>Asked afterward how hard it is to stop Walker when he's playing so well, Irving said, "It's one-on-one, pride."
>"Down the stretch, try to come in and help as much as possible. We should have probably trapped him a little bit more, like every team does in the league," Irving said. "But we didn't. Torches us every time we play him. So it's no surprise.
Houston last year was the best chance to stop them, they'll 3peat
LeBron James? More like retirement home James.
Celties finna get fucked in the ass dry.
kyrie is just bad at defense. jimmy butler put him on skates and drained a game winner after he stumbled and now kemba
youtube.com
brad stevens was to blame for this one
>people are really calling Young ROTY now
I wish zoomers would just die, f a m.
It's just salty shartlanta and ABL fags who are conveniently forgetting that the season started before the allstar break and mavs traded a large portion of their good players away
>Kyrie on Kemba Walker: "We should have probably trapped him a little bit more like every other team does in the league. He torches us every time. It's no surprise."
Kyrie doing his best Lebron impersonation to get the white boi coach fired
The Dwyane Wade for 6MOTY campaign needs to gain more national steam. Dude is carrying his team to a division title off the bench and closing crucial games at age 37. Lou Will will end up having the award named after him. We can skip giving it to him just for this season.
Poor Kyrie actually tries on defense when he feels like it, but everytime when he feels like it, the person he is guarding shoots the daylights out of him.
>have a genius HC
>don't have to play lebron
>still won't make or win the finals
Lmao
Irving is totally leaving Boston isn't he?
>division title
>entire division is under .500
Who you got today bros? Lots of nice games today
Kyrie has realized that he doesn't want to be the guy anymore. He's super out of Boston
God damn it man fantasy basketball is the fucking worst. Fuck these load management assholes I'm not bothering with this shit next year.
Klay Thompson is a fraud. Biggest Curry babby ever.
Cavies
Rapties
Spuries
Kingies
Pacies
Rocketies
Warriories
Clippies
>not picking my pellies over pooston
If davis isn't on a restriction I could see them beating pooston
I feel like the next time the bargaining agreement comes up the players will ask for a shorter seaso
My RAPTIES finna dab on the Hornies tonight.
Kawhi’s been torturing me all year, but thankfully I moved Anthony Davis before the deadline for Butler and Siakam, so I’m on the verge of winning the first round of the playoffs
Is admiral schofield elite bros?
>Raptors focused on playoffs, not playoff seed
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUDS
Who do you think would be the best two players to come to the Clippers next season? I feel like they need a real leader despite the fact that certain guys like Gallinari, Beverley and Lou are all trying to lead and can lead but the team needs a bonafide leader.
enjoy 3rd seed bro :)
Luka stans are even worse than LeBron sexuals
>4 games back with 9 games left
>my rapties don't even play another .500 team
Easy home court for my raptor :)
>Luka thtanth are even worthe than lebron thexualth
Legit question: Why are there 82 games per season? I was thinking that the league could cut down the games to 72(29 home games, 29 away games, 14 games to settle conference tie breakers). What are the extra 10 games for?
There's nothing worse than LeBrick fans.
Most Americans think Michael Jordan is the GOAT and the results are not even close. Interesting.
DAMN Kyrie is fucking DEEP
Is he literally an occultist do you think?
They just put Bird in here to be the token white guy
buckies
nuggies
rapties
rockies
spurries
dubbies
lakies
clippies
How? Did you even read his post?
>0.0% for Wilt
Holy shit lmfao. Will some newfaggot in 2100 "surpass" Jordan and then Jordan will get 0.0%?
>searching for secret knowledge and inner power
Sounds occult to me
GRAVITY
>the fraud bill Russell no where to be found
Based
>secret knowledge
Where does it say that?
after getting shafted in 2012 >WE absolutely deserve Ja Morant at #3
lmao the Clippers' sponsor is fucking Bumble?
how satisfying will it be when harden kicks the shit out of faggot warriors and their bandwagon fans? meanwhile all the haters will either shut up or be forced to defend him ahahahahahaha
At least Boston only had to give up a broken manlet and a low mid round pick for him.
Nobody likes that flopper except for the dumb spic houston fans who don't even like him but are forced to stand up for his flops because he's their only "good" player
I’d rather have Colin Sexton than Kyrie at this point. Sexton is 7 years younger with knees on a cheap contract and can essentially do 80% of what Kyrie does already.
Lakers fans already want LeBum traded. The front office already know they fucked it up.
Why did they give away Big Zub? He is so efficient and was playing great whenever given opportunity with the Lakers? Magic and Pelinka are in absolute shambles
Wilt's always been my number 2 but seeing him at literally 0.0% is fucking pathetic
exactly why I want him to be the one to take down the warriors. nobody likes him, but people hate warriors even more, everyone will be praising him after that series. the haters will be forced to commit suicide or half of them will flip and start defending him. imagine the chaos
Aron Baynes (left ankle sprain) - QUESTIONABLE
Gordon Hayward (NBA Concussion Protocol) - QUESTIONABLE
Al Horford (left knee soreness) - OUT
Jayson Tatum (right low back contusion) - DOUBTFUL
Robert Williams (low back contusion) - OUT
My Celshits finna get smacked so bad by the Spuds tonight :)
my Knickies have it tied!
Rachel Nichols is ugly AF.
Because Lakers are still operating under the delusion that they’ll get a super max player. They wouldn’t be able to do that if they re-signed Zubac
Anyone else walk around the house just to flex on John Wall?
yeah
about to do it right now
I wonder how many times he has beaten Super Mario Odyssey at this point.
but big zub is only eaarning 1.5 million and is although he's going to be a free agent I don't see him landing more than a 5yr 40 million dollar contract anywhere... so he's cheap!
Lakers are ran by a retard and a demented chimp who never realized that no one wants to play with LeBron and all the high draft picks they have want to play elsewhere.
I need to win today to make it to the fantasy league finals. I'm down 2 guys while the other guy got an entire team playing. If I tie I lose. Wish me luck bros....
I’m in the same boat brother, it’s currently 5-4 for me but it’s very close in some categories. Who you got playing today? I have
SGA
Jeremy Lamb
Kawhi
Siakam
Aldridge
Beverley
Thaddeus Young
Marc Gasol
Cousins
Lopez
Hoping I’ll pull it out but my opponent also has a full roster playing.
I got all my scrubs playing today...
Rozier (picked him up for today hoping Kyrie sits)
Bledsoe
Bojan Bogdanovic
Siakam
Wes Mathews (picked him up today hoping he scores points because I only lead by 40)
McGee
Aldridge
Other guy has Durant, Khris Middleton and Gallinari who just dropped 26 points...
Gallinari is playing like an all star, hes just so smart
Just checked and I only lead in points by 5 now. I'm fucked...
Celtics are nothing without Gordon Big Dick Hayward.
>dude give Trae Young the Rookie award because he's not white and european like Doncic lmao
fuck negroids
Jordan is the goat because he's natty
>dude give Trae Young the Rookie of the Year award because he's played well for the last 15 games meanwhile Doncic has been playing well all season lmao
fuck this League and its retarded fans
>le 5 points 2 turnovers per game man
>dude give doncic the ROTY award because he has the same skin color as me
Lakers have been absolute garbage the last few months and theyll still beat the kings, I guarantee it
Ben Simmons is the clear ROTY and it’s not close you fags
celtics should just give their playoff spot to a team that isn't collapsing
GJ-Bu is a top five anime of all time.
Cam Reddish will end up being a better pro than RJ Barrett
it's a lock
Who is the Kawaii/Giannis of this year's draft? My team isn't bad enough to luck into Zion at #1 :^(
Bol Bol
Like 95% of the reason that people want to give it to Trae is because of how annoying Doncic stans are
Atlanta did win the trade tho
worst post of the year
Manute Bol's son?
I can already imagine his nba stats, 3 points per game and 10+blocks
Then they'll have to wait for quite a while since the current CBA will last until the 2023-24 season with the an opt-out option after 2022-23, this also means that any teams who had buyers remorse with their (super)max contracts are basically fucked
They will never ask for a shorter season because they will have to accept less money.
Still wonder what actually happened to him, don't believe the bullshit story they've made up.
Wouldn't be surprised. His stats are insane and his height/wingspan are, too.
Hachimura
It was ok. Maaya Uchida always makes shows better
Draft sleepers?
Sekou Doumbouya - super raw, super young, crazy athletic Euro.
Coby White - big guard, skinny and not a great passer but he's really quick and can shoot, will probably go top 10.
Gogo Bitadze - really talented Euro big, super slow but that's his only real flaw
Romeo Langford - was a really hyped prospect, had a very iffy season, but he has good instincts and athleticism and if someone teaches him how to shoot a 3 he could be an all-star
also maybe Nassir Little or Rui Hachimura
Anything from DogaKobo is good, but I wouldn’t say top 5. You are cray cray
I got warned for I need a white girl posting... How is that off-topic in /nba/ threads?
He's projected top 5 in a lot of mocks.
Janny is a dumb poltard incel
Because youre a faggot Canadian constantly shittig up the thread and hes putting you in your place
Because it's offtopic and you idiots should stop it?
I don't think anyone who has him in the top 5 knows what they're talking about
this
based janny cleaning house and shitting on canacucks
U ain't Brazillarry that's y
Dumb ass zoomers don't even know who Wilt Chamberlain is.
They’re just not dumb enough to ever consider that playoff choker fraud as the GOAT
>I rate Wilt Chamberlain
>driving home from Glendale, Ca
>see a guy on the balcony of his ghetto ass apartment wearing a bulls jersey and dancing
>wonder if the Bulls won today or something
>turns out they got blown out by 30 points yesterday
What did he mean by this?
cant wait the the knicks to strike out on zion
Cant wait for the Raptors to lose Kawhi and win less than 30 next season
>hawks fans and racist African Americans wishing Luka to fail
>luka fans are racists
But siakim is going to put up 50 points a game next year
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The Clippers are in sole possession of the 5 seed and two games back of the 4 seed. During the six “Lob City” seasons with Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan, the Clippers we’re in the 4-5 playoff series four of those six seasons. It’s amazing this team could get there.
lol LOB city teams were so fucking overrated. it was mostly because of blake griffin
My dubs were the final nail in the Craptors coffin
You get less than 30 wins next year
>I rate Zion Williamsons
Slovenians weren't the ones that enslaved your ancestors.
my rapties 3rd time playing with a full roster tonight. who hype :)
i am :)
Where the fuck is Kareem? Kareem is the GOAT in my eyes.
What even happened to that nigga? I thought he was a dead on top 5 pick
I started watching the Clippers during the Lob City era but they seemed unconfident and weak quite often despite being immensely talented.
CP3 is great but he gets over emotional and psychs himself out, he chokes/gets injured at the worst possible times. Deandre just couldnt shoot fucking free throws to save his life and the Hack a DJ was just shit to watch. Blake was a monster, cant complain much about him, but he also seemed sort of like a scared teenager at times deapite his dominance. Ultimately, the team as a whole lacked the mental toughness that characterizes the current Clippers. Now the Clippers are like a fiery angry mess with multiple guys having their breakout seasons, everyone thinks they never had a chance after the trade deadline and theyre hellbent on proving otherwise. Since the All Star break they are 12-3 and one of those losses was because Gallinari was out with a sprained ankle. The team is tough as fuck, and their playoff series will be great to watch. I REALLY want to see an OKC/Clippers first round just for the Beverley Westbrook matchup.
>Beverly-Westbrook matchup
fucking kino, Westbrook will get ejected after losing his shit once Pat goes for his knees lmao
Could the Nets potentially be a big player in free agency now that they've unfucked themselves? They've got the same location appeal that the Knicks do (live in NYC), but unlike the Knicks they're not retarded and they've already got a star in DLo. It seems like everybody's sleeping on their ability to sign a big name.
>Opponent in fantasy has Lowry
FUCK FUCK NO FUCK
WHY COULDN’T YOU STAY OUT ONE MORE GAME LOWRY YOU BASTARD
fuck off asshole, my team was great and i started the season fucking 1-7
i basically tanked afterward lmfao
Could see Cousins possibly going there, even Durant
>kyrie: *requests trade from a team that makes it for the finals 3 years in a row and won a ring with*
>kyrie: *loses with the Celtics*
>also kyrie: "damn I hate losing"
My opponent just benched Al Horford cuz he's out and picked up another player to make a full team. I have 2 empty slots not playing.
I'm so fucked. Plus the rules make it so that if there's a tie then the person with the better regular season record wins. It's going to end up a tie and I lose. Fuck that shit.
>Dallas gets Ja Morant
would Doncic and Morant be the new Nash and Nowitski? except instead of Nash it’s D Wade?
I got dealt a double hand of bad news - Lowry playing AND Cousins being rested. I’m unbelievably rustled. Just have to have my guys shoot better than 48% from the field and I’ll win... come on....
>Durant
100% this. KD moved his company's headquarters to New York, so naturally everyone thinks he's going to sign with the Knicks. But why not just sign with the Nets instead? You still get to live in New York. Fuck, you get to be associated with Brooklyn, which is still pretty hip and cool. And you don't have to put up with Dolan's idiocy and meddling. If I'm KD and I want to play for one of the NYC teams, Brooklyn looks like the clear superior choice to me.
>laker fans/libs
>delusions of grandeur despite neverending losing
>lebron/pelosi promising to change things
>actually managing to bring in worse people every go round (jkidd/hijab bitch)
>most known for their chimpouts and eating their own (foam fingers, dlo, booing lebum)
I need Aldridge to drop 50 points and Siakam to drop 30
Nuggets got a tough one against the pacers but I think they can pull it out
Lowry is back?
Yes but the dumbass should rest some more. It's almost the playoffs and we're pretty much locked at the 2nd seed so who fucking cares.
let's go nuggets
Nuggie fans mind if i bandwagon your team for the playoffs? I'm a mavs fan but they ain't gonna go for the playoffs
We need all the support we can get
Who /works7daysaweek/ here?
Can't forget that the Clippers are starting two rookies (SGA and Shamet) and a third year Center who they basically got for free because the Lakers "now need shooting" despite Muscala can't shoot to save his life
fuck you bitch, don't you ever dare come crawling back to the mavs
Any Canadians here?
Did Tim’s do something to their coffee recently? It actually tastes good now
Im not ditching them, i just need someone to cheer in the playoffs
He plays like Steve Nash more than Curry
Cheer for the Rockets
Never forget Derrick Rose is a rapist
this. they nearly took out the Warriors last postseason and wouldve done it if Chris Paul didn't fucking choke
their basketball may be cancer but it's the only way to defeat the Larriors
that or get Curry injured, KD has no clue how to lead a team
Trae “41% FG” Young aka El Goblino
Derrick Rose never had sex with a girl in his life.
Tim’s is some of the worst coffee ever made if you drink coffee as you’re supposed to (black)
Not a big fan of free throws desu
So why exactly do people hate Harden for being able to draw fouls?
He’s so great that the opposing team has to foul him to stop him
Coffee is disgusting that's why you have to cover up the taste with sugar and milk.
>I rate coffee
>but Trae made some 3s last week
having the same guy drive it in every other play to draw a foul is just bad basketball, even if it's effective
How much of a pleb are you? Some milk or half and half yes, but sugar? Disgusting. Coffee isnt meant to be sweet.
How can anyone say Harden is not the MVP is beyond me
MVP is not about being the best player
Because it forces people to face the facts that the current officiating rules are completely broken, but rather than accept that, they blame Harden for somehow exploiting something.
Jokic literally got a bunch of benchwarmes to number 1 in the west
MVP is not about scoring the most points
Yes it is. It's who had the best season out of 82 basketball games
>drinking shitting coffee
>having pleb taste
>not drinking it black
Harden's team is worse. Fucking Austin Rivers and Gerald Green players significant minutes.
Sorry he's not black it ain't gonna happen.
it's about who is the most valuable to the success of a whole team not an individual player
if Lebron puts up great stats but the team doesn't do shit he's not MVP
he completely carried the Rockets during a period where three (CP3, Eric Gordon, Capela) were injured and he still won multiple key games against playoff teams.
nevermind all his other stupid scoring stats, he's picked up his effort defensively as well. they've won 13 of 16 games since the ASB and are one of the hottest teams in the league
you could even make a bigger case for Lou Will as MVP than fucking Giannis
Harden got a top 3 seed carrying his broken and injured team the whole season.
three of their four best players*
im not saying he's not a candidate but Giannis or Jokic have a better chance at this point since they are top of their divisions
I believe that Austin Rivers is a solid role player. He's not the greatest player, but he can give you decent points off the bench.
Honestly what has kyrie said thats not good leadership? Everyone got pissy when he called out his teammates, yet if someone like blake griffin called out his teammates, people would eat that shit up. If kyrie says nothing, people still hate because they think hes disinterested. Meanwhile hes the only celtic who isnt shitting up tbe court other than jaylen brown sometimes. Rozier is retarded. Horford is washed. Tatum is a bust. Why does kyrie get all the blame?
Because it's boring and awful to watch
Doesn't play defense. Team is mid-tier in the West and has taken a definite step back from last year. He had one super-hot month in January but he also had a really slow start to the season.
It wouldn't be wrong to give it to him, he's clearly one of the 2-3 best players in the league and the most dominant offensive attacker, but I think Giannis is more deserving.
Bucks have the best record in the NBA, maybe Wednesdays game will decide it
The word "valuable" isn't really stressed in the award and history shows it. Harden was out of playoff contention in December and singlehandedly kept the Rockets in the top 5 seed. The rockets lost valuable wings this season that contributed to their success last year. Not only that, he's having a historical scoring season similar to MJ and Kobe's best years. You're witnessing history this season in Harden.
Giannis has an argument, but he's in the east. The number 2 seed is a team that has only played kawhi like 50 games
Tatum's having his sophomore slump. He and Jaylen are the future.
His advanced defensive numbers are worse than last year. Also the MVP award is for the full season, not "how well you played when other guys were injured" or "how many you've won out of your last 16"
What is tatum's game other than scoring on average efficiency?
>nuggets regain the #1 seed
>immediately lose it
3rd or 4th time this will have happened KEK
Drives, shoots from the outside, can get his own shot, on average efficiency at age 20.
lots of ball left to play, they usually peak in the 2nd half
they just need to slow it down a little bit
It was pretty shitty to say that he was definitely going to re-sign there and then change his mind
But I agree, he's clearly by far the best player on the team and yet everyone blames their underperformance on him, and talks about how they need to give more time to Rozier, Brown, and Tatum who are actually playing bad. It's bizarre.
When was the last time a rookie had a season as good as Doncic or Young? Griffin? And Griffin was much more reliant on sheer athleticism than either
Will Joshua Ling make the Raptors playoff rotation?
I'm predicting:
Lowry
Kawhi
Green
Gasol
Siakam
bench: Ibaka, OG, Vanvleet, Powell
>Young
>on the same level as Doncic
either Ben Simmons or Chris Paul depending on how you want to define "rookie"
Why isn't OG in the D-league already?
Trae's shooting 33% from the 3 and 40% from the field.
I think the reason he gets scrutinized and blamed for their losses is because Kyrie wants to be in the leader role, yet he's not a good leader. You can be the best player on the team, but not a good leader. Look at Michael Jordan. You can say Phil Jackson and Pippen were the leaders of those Bulls teams, and Michael was simply an "alpha" who led by example. Kevin Durant. Hes the best player on the warriors, but Steph is their leader.
When Kyrie requested a trade from the Cavs, it was reported he wanted to lead his own team. Yet, it came out Kyrie was kind of an outcast in the Cavs lockeroom. He wouldn't attend team dinners and wouldn't talk with his team during the playoffs. Look at the Celtics in the conference finals last year. Kyrie would not attend away games and he so conveniently scheduled a simple nostril surgery on the same day as game 7. So far this entire season, kyrie has talked to the media too much about being a leader, yet all he does is throw shade at his teammates. Call if mamba mentality or whatever, but repeatedly talking to the media about your team's lack of performance isn't how you lead.
nuggets are playing like shit right now
Trae
Doncic
Ingram
Kuzma
Ayton
6th Man: Robinson
how many rings?
I agree that he's a shitty leader but that doesn't change the fact that he's their best player and they would probably not have HCA without him. And a lot of this is on Celtics fans who look at their success last year and demand to exceed it this year, when it's not a good comparison at all bc the East was so, so, so, so bad as a conference last year.
I think Kyrie needs to be in a place that respects his individuality and lets him be himself without demanding him to be a leader or an alpha dog, that can put him in a structure that lets him be himself. Imagine him in San Antonio.
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I agree. But Yeah my point was he's going to get scrutinized for their losses when he personally wants to be labeled as the Celtics "leader." He can't have it both ways, being the best player and then taking absolutely no blame on a loss when he wants to be viewed as their alpha dog.
Holy shit the bucks are using this 250lb women as their sweat mopper and she can barely waddle out of the court to get out of the play in time.
Doncic has about the same.
And Young has more assists, despite Doncic having a far better team for most of the season (although it's pretty much a wash now)
>this nigga Giannis dribbling for 17 minutes at the free throw line
2018
That's pretty good for a rookie guard. CP3 shot 43% from the field and 28% from 3 his rookie year. Russ shot 41% from the field and 27% from 3. And Trae has a higher usage than either of them did their rookie years.
Trae's problem is going to be on defense
He actually needs to put in some time to workout this upcoming summer like Siakam did
Kind of ironic that he wanted to get out of Lebron's shadow and yet he is LARPing as Lebron in Boston, his questionable decisions off the court (doubling down on flat-earth theory and actually made his private call with Lebron public) are just bonus at this point
Are you a qt grill?
>doubling down on flat-earth theory
So?
>it's a clippies win episode
is paul gasol actually doing anything for the bucks?
LeBron really got paid $154M to miss the playoffs
>So?
he's already out for the season breh
The correct teams to bandwagon this year are Portland in the West and Indiana in the East
>it's a clippies lose in the 1st round episode
>oh no how dare you question a narrative
I thought this country encouraged free thought
Indiana is getting swept by Boston in the first round.
You can't in good conscience bandwagon Milly, Toronto, Boston, or Philly, and Miami, Brooklyn, and Detroit are all too shitty, so that just leaves Indy
Stop posting this stupid tranny accompanied by mention of my team you Aussie shitposting nigggggggggerrrrrr
is siakam a max player
>Khris Middleton 6 points
ARE THE FANTASY GODS SMILING ON MY TEAM TODAY????
PLEASE
lol
I believe in the King!
who has the funniest "AAAAAAY"s when they get fouled/stripped under the basket? for me, it's Kawhi Leonard
Are my Hornies gonna make it?
Nooe sorry senpai, wint shake my booty to gasolina for you
Heard the funniest "Ahhn Waaans" in the Phoenix - Houston game the other day, dunno who it was from tho
Probably Harden given his propensity for getting fouled
>NBA hipster
Fuck off
it was obviously a 2 year rebuild with those 1 year contracts being signed. i really how shaw gets the coach job though and NOT ty lou
I still dont know how that garbage ass nigga became an allstar
harden usually doesn't yell "and one" under the rim though, it's usually just a random yell. probably pj tucker or some memer on the suns
my rapties are smoking my hornies right now:)
>Paleontologists discover world's biggest and oldest Tyrannosaurus rex in Canada
my raptor :)
i don't think the nuggets can come back but who knows anything can happen
lmao Van Vleet's look of disappointment when he was wide open and Lin decided to drive anyway
nugs exposed
cant wait until Justin Lang is out of the rotation for the playoffs
Mikwaukee has played 11 different starting line ups this year
Toronto has played 21
last digit is the number of playoff appearances my knickies have in the next decade
>2
>2
i wanna die lads
last digit is how many ships the warriors win in the next decade
probably accurate tbqfh
Raptors fucked up signing him for the rest of the season instead of a 10 day
lowry is back so why is he playing at all
more rest for Lowry. Really don't mind it right now since we're locked at the 2nd seed and everyone needs rest before the playoffs. Dont want ANYONE getting injured.
Raptors are so much better when Lowry is playing. It’s very noticeable. They would be a first round exit without Lowry, even if they had Kawhi.
Nuggets can't do a god damn thing tonight
The west is fucking trash holy fuck
im fucking SEETHING this faggot team always has to lose when they regain the #1 seed fucking hell
They're mentally weak. First round exit incoming
what can you do, its the end of a long road trip and fought hard for their last 6 wins... can't win em all
Bucks magic number is 5.
overly generous digits
that's not much of a surprise, Lowry is a great passer and playmaker. Kawhi is great at many things but he's only average at playmaking. plus he's the heart and soul of the team, he's been their leader for like a decade
it's the same with Curry and the Warriors. KD may be to Curry as Kawhi is to Lowry, but he's 1. their long-time leader, and 2. a better playmaker. see the Raptors without Lowry or the Warriors without Curry and watch how worse they play
They suck monkey balls... how bad can the West be if this is their #2
Who will the Dallas Mavericks get in free agency this summer?
nuggets getting BOGPILLED
is coach bud the 1st purple coach in nba history?
Ya 5 first round exits in the next 5 years before Giannis leaves :)
>loses one random game
>is immediately terrible
i hate this so much
What in the FUCK are my nuggies doing?
>20pt/19reb/1ast/1blk
imagine being this retard
>steve wu comes in
>hornets go on 10-0 run
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
no one. theyve been fishing for big free agents for like 15 years now and they never got one
What in the FUCK are my Rapties doing?
getting raped by an East team with 30 wins
MY RAPTIES ARE FUCKING FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
henry huang pisses me off
Didn't Indiana push their shit in at Denver, for the first half at least? And the Pacers are trash they always lose to teams over .500
Is Jimmy Butler elite?
Please god either make Durant sit out or drop 2 points the entire game.
PLEASE.
I need to win the points category...
Just came back for a nice evening stroll. Flexed on John Wall so hard.
Can you boring white fucks stop pushing Kevin Love so hard?
anyone have a pic of that girl behind the Raptors bench wearing the knit hat? she's a qt
>take a break from watching Zionies
>Rapties lost the lead to the fucking Hornets with Kawhi and Lowry playing
IT'S FUCKING OVER
What in the FUCK are my Hornies doing?
Being exposed for the frauds they are
Danny Green sucks
>Siakam 4 turnovers
nigga stop ruining your good statline you faggot you're fucking me in fantasy
markiplier got benched and VV is back in
I CANT BELIEVE I WASTED MY TIME WATCHING THIS SHIT TEAM.
I'M OFFICIALLY A KNICKS FAN NOW
>Zionies
>Duranties
>Kyries
who the FUCK can stop us next year?
Lowry is their best player.
Imagine being such a fag that you abandon all hope for your team when theyre only down by 13. Its not like you cant come back from that, hell, even a 20pt lead at the end of the first half isnt impossible to come back from. Ye of little faith will never win shit.
...
like the raptors the whole league pretty much
holy shit the nuggets suck
fuck u
No fuck you