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SURGE INCOMING, LADS

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HOLY SHIT THE LEAFS FINALLY SCORED

OY OY OY OY

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>rags

Imagine not BTFOing the >rags lmao

>rags

Traded away a shitty contract for cap relief, unless I'm mixing up trades.
Whatever it was, it was not nearly enough.

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who here T-pilled?

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grim

My dad, my uncle and me screamed our throats soared when that happened earlier today

Imagine losing to the Shitcanes Lmao fuck pedosota

Imagine being a Pedosota Boomer fan LOL Like just commit suicide

Looks like another seething faggot needs to be reminded.

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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
G A L L Y

A

L

L

Y

*HUFF HUFF*

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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT
GALLY'S 2ND!

gallagher again

is that her labia

Laughing SO HARD at Pedosota rn. It's like they don't want to win hockey games

All Pedosotans should be killed, and this is unironic

great pass weber and patience from tatar

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trashville is getting exposed so hard

yes

33 fucking goals lads

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If you root for ANY pedosota team you should be literally shot.

>fight breaks out
>glass shatters
holy based

so whos the frauds and whos the contenders coming into the playoffs

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nashville and san jose are pretenders

>tavares ded
pls fuck god no no oh no no no

shaw giveth
shaw taketh away

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overrated shit is kill lads

Imagine being called the state of hockey and having no cups and never being able to

F?

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PAYBACK NIGGA

TRASHVILLE BTFO

lmao literally as i say this trashville's defense fucks up worse than a dyke team

it was just a kidney shot. he's fine

>frauds
Laffs, Islelders, Blews

>contenders
Flames, Lightning, Pens

rest in pepperonis

HOW IS VAL SO FUCKING AWFUL

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t. delusional flames fan

what do you guys like on your threepeat?

One (1) tiny Murray

Habs fan, actually.

>Pens

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isles arent even supposed to be here and have a lot to develop still. the fact they have 93 fucking points with this team is a miracle. but if they do go far, then I am ready to eat my log of shit that I set up in the pre season

gg Minnesota

What game should >we watch next?

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that all m8?

PUT THAT ON A POSTER

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Isles are gonna get swept first round.

Wild fans, how do you cope with the fact that you will NEVER have a team that wins the cup ever?

hey, jets are up 4-0. did laine score any goals?

lmao the preds are so shitty
i’d kill myself if I were fan of them, and I would choose a very painful method of suicide

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ew haha

that's fucking disgusting.

he equipped his invisibility cloak

BRRRRRRAAAAP

a little too fat for my taste

>gonna have to deal with the canes autist during ploffs
grim future

kyle "absolutely based" connor

oh is that laine's hat trick?

and the catfish isn't too pretty either

BASED

JETS ARE GONNA WIN THE CUP LADS

what was that nigger dman doing?

F I V E
I
V
E

t. virgin

You'll always have to deal with him when you see him behind every fucking post. :^)

Thinking about dating a ginger's sloppy seconds.

so why do people rate subban again?

nigger

Was that a natty?

how did her cankles fit into those skates?

>trade our best scorer Granlund for Fiala
>Fiala 2+2 -7 in 14 games
t-thanks Fenton

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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
D O M I

O

M

I

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUT!
MAXIMUS DOMINUS

holy shit wow domi

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*dabs on the Canadians*

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>u will b

Isn't he also a cancer in the room?

Hi

Haha imagine if she farted and her skirt flew up in the wind so you could see her underwear haha

kyle connor needs to be tried for a hate crime after what he did to p.k. tonight

>Granlund
>top scorer
Rarted much?

because yeet yeet dab

What a fucking game lads. Proud of this team whether we make it or not

imagine the smell

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At least Forsberg and Arvidsson seemed to hate him

lads...

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Probably smells a lot like a Nashville catfish honestly.

granlund isn't doing that great either

Habs will win the cup. Dubs prove it.

OT coming up in toronna

and the Bruins punch their ticket to the dance

>ssm8

Shall be rooting for the Rangers just for the fuck of it.

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>literally the furthest you can get from dubs
habs confirmed never winning the cup again

>apehoop
Kill that fucking franchise , for fucks sake... Why isn't there a mass shooters who can murder everyone on the Carolina roster?

holy fucking SEETHE

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ET LE empty net BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
BASED TUNA

laine really needed to get more fortnite in the past few days. you could really seem him struggle out there tonight.

lol, classic laffs

>smug Hank casually pokechecking the scared m8s

yummy

HAHAHAH
>LAFFS

>laffs

>SSM8

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STAY SCARED MATE

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>STAY SCARED M8

>laffs

>STAY SCARED M8

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>SUPER
>SMASH
>MELEE
>8

haha laffs

>Moronto Maple Twinks
>SSM8

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>STAY SCARED M8

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>not a single leaf game has gone to a shootout
holy smokes

>when an user unironically says something nice about leafs

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>"You're all afraid the Leafa have a real chance this year"
OH NONONONONONONON

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BUY MY BOOK

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feels fucking good lads
also >laffs

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>laffs

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHY THE *FUCK* IS THAT WHEN YOU GO FOR A LINE CHANGE?
>HEY, HE COULD STAY ON HIS MAN
>NAH, FUCK IT
>CALL HIM OFF TO THE BENCH
>LET'S CREATE A 2-ON-1 AGAINST OURSELVES FOR LITERALLY NO REASON
OH
NO
NOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Alexander texier has scored 2 goals for the monsters tonight
He is fucking elite And will be in Columbus next season

They really do need to fire Memecock right now. It's time. No sense going into the playoffs with a guy you're firing when they get slapped around anyway.

Flames-Canucks

gorton's face is too small for his head

youtube.com/watch?v=FMrFC3Pgu2o

if it werent for ice girl Malynna i already would have killed myself

I literally can not wait for Laffs elimination day any longer

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leafs nation is mourning

This isn't even the first time I've seen them do this.

imagine losing to the fucking >rags and >snes on back to back weeks on hnic

Yeah I feel like I have seen this before........

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What a perfectly-timed line change!

>leafs forever
oh no no no no

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>you may only post in this thread if your team has clinched a playoff spot
sorry laffs fans

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>HA
>HA
>HIYAAAA

who has the worse collapse lads? laffs or shorks?

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As in 'Leafs forever LOSERS' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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>shorks
no question

based

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>lorfs
>going all in on tavares instead of getting defense

enjoy him getting murdered in the playoffs against boston

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PK "nigger" subban
Fuck trashville redditors tbhon. LAINEATION LOCK IN

Somalisota fag, where do we go to watch the Bulldog-Husky game? The Wild are piles of garbage, so I’m desperate for an alternative.

shut up idiot

Did PK chimp out again?

it's like me in 'chel when i decide my guys are too tired and need to change when they've got it behind my net

just took my evening moronto. had to flush twice and light a match.

it's a strange feeling hating marchand but wanting him to dab on the >laffs

The Rangers are actually shit except for Georgiev. They had some chances but the Leafs actually dominated all game.

no he was just made a fool of by kyle connor on multiple occasions

THE GOOD OL HOCKEY GAME
IT’S THE BEST GAME YOU CAN NAME

they seem to face "hot" goalies every game

Will be at the capitals @ canes game thursday
What should i wear

>"dominate" a basement lottery team
>still lose

lole

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Don't feel too bad about this one. We got robbed by a goalie who apparently only plays well against us again.

>they seem to face "hot" goalies every game
Hmmmm... what's the common denominator here?

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Back to back Saturdays losing to Ottawa and the Rangers, meanwhile the Bruins keep rolling.

not sure if i like or dislike the bloos alternative jerseys

I’m the hottest goalie in /hoc/

Don't know how Rangers are under .500 when their goalie is an industrial size roll of FlexTape twice the size of the net.

that blue looks nice. Pleasing to the eyes

I'M the hottest goalie on /hoc/

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Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild

I think that would be this girl.

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unf

Watching a very shitty movie

Wait is McCann actually good

yeah but the jerseys themselves look empty

Testing new trip

I’d bury my dick so deep in her whoever pulled it out would be King Arthur

i like the blues to be honest friends

what you want them to do a jersey like that rejected one in the 90's?

Wow what was Zaitev doing there in the end. He doesn't block the pass, doesn't block the shot. That's like defense 101. He went down and takes himself out of the play.

Has no reason to be on the 3on3 desu. Really glad dermott and (hopefully) gardiner are coming back soon.

Good luck to >you, buddy.

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Filtered thanks

At the end of the day, these players including Matthews know more about hockey and line changes than any of us will ever know.

I'm sure if Matthews knew he could get back in time, he would've went for it. He probably made a calculated risk and thought the change would be better.

You can blame that loss on 34 all you want but this teams powerplay has continued to look incredibly inept. If you don't think that's the real problem going into the playoffs, you're wrong.

thanks friend, fucking blots

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One of >us will take them down. I know it. I feel it in my bones.

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McCann with another McDabb

tomorrow should be fun

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#1) Why can't we run terrible teams like New York out of the building? #2) Is it the playoffs already? Are the Refs putting the whistles away or something? There was a sequence where it looked like bowling with Leafs players all over the ice getting tripped, held up or interfered with by New York. #3) I wouldn't say they played bad this game, but IT'S THE FUCKING RANGERS!!!!!!!! We need players to step up and pot some goals for god's sake.

I'm just so disappointed by them these last few weeks. Is their record even over 500 since the trade deadline? I'm still "In" if you're asking. I'm starting to think I need to check myself out emotionally at this point because it's just been let down after let down and I"m fearful heading into the playoffs.

Time for a popsicle lads

Je vais être triste. Mais >nous avez besoin de gagner.

Best of luck you >you in every other game except that one.

*berry

>stay scared m8

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>I'm still "In" if you're asking. I'm starting to think I need to check myself out emotionally at this point because it's just been let down after let down and I"m fearful heading into the playoffs
imagine hinging your entire emotional well being on a sports team

Should i watch the umd st cloud state game or try to see the northern lights up at, like, palisade head
A-asking for a friend

>or try to see the northern lights
100% this.

northern lights absolutely, i wish i could see them

Cheering for you lads if we dont make it

>not beating your wife or gf when your team loses

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muthafuckin hella based howard

t.casual

>based Khudobin getting genuinely upset by how shitty the entire rest of his team is

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whatever you say, laffer

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whatever you say, casual
seethe harder

I would put my face up her shitter, if you know what I mean

Not even funny to joke about 2bqh.
Imagine willingly causing harm to someone that you love.

dallas please do your job....

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that is the strongest way to express love

haha ew

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N O G O A L

Straws need a goal tho; they need to get the rush going

Looks like somebody is going to have to post the gay map of Canada again.

thinking about that lad who got bootyblasted earlier about not having skates

hope his asspain is subsiding desu. never like to see a lad get that angry

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what is the most based hockey team and why is it the vegas golden spics?

I'm watching and hoping that they can pull out a win to help >my team too, but I know that they won't.
I don't hate any other team like I hate the Stars. Not their fans, but the players themselves. They're such complete fucking frauds that I take it as an insult that they even exist as a team, let alone as a team in a playoff spot. Holy fuck do they not deserve to be there. They're so consistently useless that I hate every second I'm forced to watch them.

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Boom Boom Boom Lemme hear ya say Way ohh

Wow was that a canes fan?

No.
t. was there earlier

Unconfirmed. But likely that one canes fan with the extreme case of autism.

What is our current scared status, lads?

NORTH

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>t. the guy in the screencap

.3

What do you want to see from your team in the third period to get back into this game?

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EASTERN

No, but that's never stopped you from guessing before.

>6’1”
>snow
>not even a little bit

brackets soon?

pongs penalty lol

STAY OUT OF THE BOX
GET PUCKS DEEP
PLAY OUR GAME
thanks for this

oh you mean that one where the data is skewed to downplay american queerness?

i'm the hottest JV 4th liner on /hoc/

>the data is skewed
This is some pretty desperate damage control.

Fuck, man. Our window closed.

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FREEWAY TANKB OWL COMIN UP

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why do the blues hate empty nets lmao?

yeah but you got to show off >muh diversity

is tampa, dare I say, exposed?

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Imagine going up 3-0 then winning solely on the back of a ref offsides challenge

reddit team
reddit fans
reddit chants

Hmm looks like threepeat is back on the menu going to order one lads

I had y'all beating Kansas, what the fuck was that?

S-stop. The Titans suck. This is all I have.

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[ ] scared
[x] lmao not even scared in the slightest m8

*blocks yuore path*

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did Radulov just throw a banana

God damn is Dallas fucking bad.
Please, for the love of god, let them fall out of the playoffs. They need a wake-up call.

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>habs beat carolina
>avoid the tampa matchup
how based would this be?

I'll pay you to shit on my chest cutie. Please respond

ottowa could make the playoffs out west lmao

someone tell that anime faggot to NEVER (You) me again

Both the canes and the Habs can easily beat Tampa, so if anything Washington is who they want to avoid

Why would you ever pick that? I also had Northeastern, but I go there so I'm allowed to make retarded picks for my team

Teddy Blueger would have been cooler if his name was Bobby Blooter

>wasting the prime of jamie benn
disgusting.

what, mad at anime?

washington is a very scary team. NOBODY wants to play them. except for the penguins lole

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shut the fuck up weeb scum

does giordano have the shiniest head in the league?

>constant debate over the norris winner
>no one talking about hart

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i didn't mean to (you) someone here

nobody can touch that italian greaseball

For me, it’s furious debates over the Lady Byng award

>only game playing is kangz/cucks

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>anime spamming
See you guys tomorrow

most importantly, who deserves the calder?

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i want to cum on her hair

reckon I’ll just fap to some vore hentai

looks like he polishes it, impressive in a way

i'm not sure if she would appreciate that

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Somebody post big brain hjalmarsson

shall be HEEMing every single weeb who posts in my general

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Pettersson or Dahlin. I would give it to Dahlin based on this comment

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>his team hasn’t clinched
might as well neck yourself desu

>lost to an offsides
I ain’t worried, shall be bouncing back on Monday

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lol burkie is just so casually offensive sometimes, it's funny

His skin cleared up nicely

literally who the fuck is this

Based Cliffy

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kek I did a few threads ago, with a fresh image from today's game, but I'm not with my pc right now.

svetchnikov

Looking for a nice pair of gloves lads any recs
I block a lot of shots when I play defense so I’d rather have good wrist coverage

I think you mean retarded

ah yes, yakupov 2.0
his 35 points truly is calder material

make sure they're white lad

>TFW no qt exhibitionist gf
Does the pain ever go away /hoc/?

no one even knows what team you're talking about

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DULUTH TIES IT SHORTHANDED

who is this slut

*Smechnikov

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Lightning!

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It’s a cartoon not a real person seek help

Based old school graphics

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Chika

who is this slut

I'm sure the team doctors in Buffalo have all kinds of shit when it come to ''medication''.

oh i completely missed they were playing today, looks like they won't get the points record
can still get wins though

Diana from Little Witch Academia

It’s a cartoon not a real person spend time with your dad

she looks like she takes it in the butt

youtube.com/watch?v=yjIrvVOlzOk

why are the record breaking plays always against >us?

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this
weeb scum OUT

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wayne gretzky dabbed on most teams, kid.

imagine actually watching anime

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>didn't even (you) two of my other anime posts
absolute failure, never show your face here again

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>four (You)s
neat

>Ducks have a 0 chance of getting into the playoffs
>Ducks also have a 0 chance of landing Hughes or Kaako
>2 first round picks will be wasted by picking nobodies
> No big free agent names
Wtf Bob Murray?

Smells like plebbit in here

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how does one make a face like that

Akko is the prettiest witch and she’s also a jets fan. Simple as

Stopping the entire game to get out film crew and red carpets and shit just because he became the best scorer ever? Seems a bit excessive to be honest

Reminder that anime is Yea Forums.

Have sex

>he's a r/squaredcircle to Yea Forums to /hoc/ transplant who can't even (you) correctly
grim beyond belief

With image-editing software.

I've only been to two subreddits. nhlstreams and shoegaze

>shoegaze
prefer shoe nice myself tee bee aich

P for _____________

Pettersson

Pingas

>shoegaze
are you depressed?

it's excessive but it's also the most prestigious individual record in hockey

Shoegaze is a meme genre and Loveless is shit

1 hanging
2 Jumping from building
3 gunshot to head
4 head decapitation by train
5 car and truck collision
6 artery slit
7 drug overdose
8 carbon monoxide poisoning
9 exit bag

Rolling

poop

get the fuck out of here

Ahh, classic

Murray is not very smart. If he fired Carlyle weeks sooner, like he should have, the Ducks might be contending for a wild card. But instead he waited until the postseason odds were totally fucked and now the team is playing better when it's meaningless for them to win any games. He needed to either fire Carlyle earlier or keep him all season so >we finish with one of the three worst records in the NHL. Now >we are going to get cucked and end up somewhere between 6th and 10th with little chance at a top 2 pick, all because Murray just had to win some games when >we were already eliminated from the postseason. The only positive note is most teams around the Ducks in the standings have a game or two in hand so there are more opportunities for them to pick up more points.

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I'll double down, fuck you
Bilinda's vocals are shit

rolling for this guy getting a skate blade to the throat and dying on national tv

for me it's cocteau twins

oh yeah i just remembered there's a few webms that need to be made from tonight

This sucks. Ducks should have tanked this season so they can at least land the 2nd overall pick. I hope that a miracle will happen and the Ducks land the 2nd overall pick. I hate this team.

Anime? more like AniGAY

Wonder if the knights'll be playing a home hockey game between May 1st and 6th.

with the lottery odds the bottom 3 teams have a higher chance of getting pushed down than retaining their own spot, not even considering moving up. why do you think that all the prospects expect for kaako and jack hughes are going to be busts?

fuck anaheim. you bitches deserve nothing for not attending your playoff games

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drop nineteens tbqh

THIS is the post

Imagine following a team from a fucking Disney children's movie

Autism.

for me, it's trains, the civil war, horseradish, and shoegaze

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Jets win Stanley Cup

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Of course there will be more good players than Hughes and Kaako, but you pretty much have to draft a superstar or two in the top 3 to win a Cup. Look up every team to win a Cup in the last decade and every team contending for a Cup this year and look where they drafted their best players. Also, I want the Ducks to pick high because they almost never get the chance. >We have never picked 1st or 3rd overall and the Ducks have picked 2nd overall twice. Once was after the inaugural season and the other time was a disappointment because it was the Crosby lottery and >we got Bobby Ryan as the runner up prize.

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>All those Shitsburgh fans in fucking Dallas

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ummm
yeah

NCHC title game in OT now on CBS sports network

Yes, But I have listened to shoegaze for 11 years now.
Nope.

It doesn't get talked about much, but their attendance is usually barely better than Florida's.

does that mean you like slowdive?
youtube.com/watch?v=-YFfJ69-df0

Pekka is legitimately the best goalie in the league. It's not his fault PK always chimps out or mattias is a sissy swede. If he actually had the 2 best defensemen on his team playing in front of him for more than 40 games each a season maybe he'd win a cup.

heaven or life longs is my favorite album

JOHNNY MANLET DED PLOFFS CANCELED BROS

did you just conveniently forget about >cal9ary all those years? the kongs won a cup with doughty being their only top3 pick. you dont need to be picking in the top5 year after year after year to build a contender.

Pretty good game so far too. UMD tied it at 2 for overtime by scoring shorthanded.

Two amazing bands
Have Murray proven that head coaching is meme?
Yep. I have 385 hours of shoegaze and 242 hours of shoegaze on my laptop.

Counterpoint: Finnish Goaltending

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what happened?

Goals and points by Canadian teams should count less than American goals/points.

what do you think of their new stuff? worth checking out?

heemed himself with his own stick

>heaven or life longs
That's dream pop you fucking poser

what the ever loving fuck was that play by subban?

someone in my apartment building is cooking something and it smells really good lads

he will be fine.

he thought he was shooting

invite yourself over

Why is there no more finn hating? What happened? I miss "all fucking finns must fucking hang" poster.

too drunk to look at other people honestly

Definitely. I love their newest album
youtube.com/watch?v=G8M5kq-pujw
(1:57 is just pure eargasm)

he was really ted all along

i can't possibly imagine what would lead to someone making such hateful comments

that was like 1 guy. we would be lost without binlan

a collective realization that with finns you win

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I passed a course in community college by pretending to know things about Finland

is there a team more blatantly tanking than the buffalo sabres
pathetic

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I never hated Finns.

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they tanked on purpose harder when they missed mcmeme

Toronto

This is the first year in a long time the Flames have been a serious contender, they're still an outlier. Pens have Crosby and Malkin. Caps have Ovechkin and Backstrom. Lightning have Stamkos and Hedman. Jets have Laine. Leafs have Matthews, plus they signed another 1st overall (Tavares). Having stars you drafted at the top of the draft is a pretty good start to winning a Cup. You can still fuck it up (Edmonton and Buffalo) but I'd rather pick top 3 than 7-10. Anyone would.

f l a m e s

I don't mind.
They're just making the draft picks that they traded away to >us that much more valuable.

But i like being hated. I start posting pedophile-pro stuff (no illegal) ,and scat, so people begin to hate finland again

M U R R A Y

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i thought skellyboy was supposed to be good, invisible right now

Flames also winning a division for the first time since 2006(?), but that was a year where they lost to anaheim. 2015 was a good year but they were too inexperienced and shit in net. Kari ramo and Jonas Hiller are SHIT. 2017 was them getting shitfaced by the ducks because lol anaheim. I think they should go far, but who the hell knows with that goaltending tandem. They do have incredible scoring regardless, and that defense has done well for them

noo, binland please. finland sucks and saunas are fucking gay, ok?

Finland hates whoever hates Finland.

very tiny Murray is best Murray

Fucking cooked right now

S-Say my name

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me too desu lad go knights

At this point in the season, there is only one question left. How tiny can Murray get? I think we will see an increasingly tinier Murray as the playoffs commence.

Look at PK kicking his leg at Connor after being embarrassed.

this is also the first year of >you being shit. look at any of those teams rebuilding. not only did they have a high pick they were missing the playoffs for like 5+ years straight. in most drafts once you get past the top few its a bit of a crapshoot in terms of how they will develop and even the order they will get picked. there isnt going to be this drastic difference in skill between the players drafted 5-15 like you are suggesting. a lot of it is going to depend on how >your organization can scout and develop them.

he had a penalty earlier on for doing basically the same thing with his stick after getting beat

Tiny Murray hasn't reached his full (minuscule) form yet

ₘ ᵤ ᵣ ᵣ ᵧ

Reminder

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SNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF

ᴹᵃᵗᵗ ᴹᵘʳʳᵃʸ

based

...

>teenage nignogball
Sad

For me, it’s Montreal

>tfw just two digits off from BASED boomer getting this GET

grim day for /hoc/

which is the most overpaid
and guess what marner gets I guess

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Marner cant get his contract and the islanders sign him

how can marner get less than overrated shit when hes literally the only reason overrated shit has 40 tap ins this year?

Waste of a get. Congratulations

Marner won't take a penny less than what Matthews got

who was the janetty?

fucking lole the sharks are an absolute joke franchise

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yeah he will, which is sad because he's better than matthews

This but with NHL

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>they were missing the playoffs for like 5+ years straight
That's part of the reason I really, really want the Ducks to pick high this year. >Our front office has no intention of committing to a longterm rebuild yet. I want them to pull the band aid off quick and do it now, but they won't yet. This will probably be their only reasonable chance at a top 3 pick in the next few seasons because a large part of this year being so shit was things that are unlikely to happen again (terrible coach, tons of injuries, bad puck luck for some of >our best players) plus some of the prospects will raise the overall skill level of the team in the next few years, so they're going to hold off on a rebuild until Getzlaf is toast.

If they get Hughes or Kaako, they will contribute much sooner than someone in the 7-15 range who will probably be at least a couple more years from the NHL. Adding an elite young player soon can help elevate them from the bubble status they're probably going to be in the for the next 3-4 seasons into maybe contending.

boesser is the cantpucks next captain yes?

He's RFA. Islanders won't give Laffs shit.
Marner changed agent like a couple of months ago. He is expecting a big payday.

no boomer bo will be

Ummm no sweetie

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forgot about him tbqh, but you are both right

THATS MY CAPTAIN

>yfw the Bombston Broons win it all

LETS GO OIL ERS
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAPCLAPCLAP*

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it's funny because the habs are 7 points behind the leafs now, it's pretty unlikely but they could pass them

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the cucks were able to draft a player like cam fowler outside of the top10. he probably ended up being the best dman of his draft class. i think you are being way to dismissive of the prospects. there will be plenty of surprises when we look back at this draft in a few years.

>vanpooper

NOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF US, WE WANT HUGHES

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i eternally hate you for letting the >rags and >broons win cups

>kongs
NEXT LEVEL TANKING

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Bruh we tore >our city apart after what more do you ask for.

the >rags cup team was basically the soilers dynasty without gretzky. if you ever want a cap-free league where teams can build superteams through free agency just look at them to see what happens.

a dress with no panties like the OP pic

winning

1 hughes, kakko, or byram please

1994 doesn't count it was the Oilers dynasty vs Treevor Linden

Whats connor mcdavids waifu?

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leaving the oilers

SCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

UMD over St. Cloud

Fowler is a good player and he made the NHL immediately (though if the Ducks had more depth at the time he probably doesn't go straight to the NHL), but he isn't elite. Him being the best defender in his class is because the rest of the defenders weren't very good. That year Hall went 1st and Seguin 2nd. That's a different caliber of player than Fowler. If you gave every GM in the league a choice to add Fowler, Hall or Seguin to their roster this offseason none of them would choose Fowler.

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why didnt the oilers draft seguin though?

Because they drafted Hall instead.

im not trying to make that comparison. im just saying that you seem to be dismissing everybody beyond jack and kaako as going to be future garbage. look at what happened with patrick nolan or andrei svechnikov. even if you have a top pick its no guarantee for success.

Sunbelt = Tony B
Snowbelt = Tony S

golfing tomorrow

If any of you have desperate sisters, send them my way will you?
I promise I'll bring them home by 10 and won't lay a hand on them until I get your Pop's blessing, you can trust me, I live in the snowbelt

Yes

Go Wings

wtf didn't know the nucks were based

fuck you mongol

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Based Edler wiping Mike Smith out Lundqvist style

I know you can still get good players later in the draft. Anaheim's best scorer was drafted 30th overall (Rakell) and Gibson was a 2nd rounder. My point is your odds of getting an elite player are highest in the top 3-5. The fact that busts exist and elite players can still be found past the top 5 doesn't change the fact that the odds of getting a franchise player are much better with a top 5 pick than a lower pick. If you have the 1st or 2nd pick, you're almost guaranteed an elite player. If you have the 9th or 10th pick, you're probably still getting a good player but the odds of getting an elite player are around 10-20%.

mexicans throw the best parties

Post your team's official season song and we guess what team it is

youtube.com/watch?v=5Hr-pWhq2rM

gg redwings

That Larkin pass tho

had a feeling we’d lose this one

also interesting that you consider the lightning/jets/laffs as "contenders" when they havent even made it to a cup final, but ignore the predditors who have made it to a cup final and havent had a top3 pick.

gg wings

How much neanderthal DNA you fags got?

I just found out I'm in the 99th percentile for neanderthal dna.

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>mad cuz bad

And once in the SCF they lost to a team whose two best players were drafted 1st overall and 2nd overall. Also, one of the teams in your post eliminated the predditors last postseason.

still the bestimated record since tdl

not sure where bestimated came from. drunk phone posting desu

I would fucking HEEEM every one of you just try me.

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i would put you to sleep in seconds my dude, you wouldn't even know what hit you

>5-0

square up pussy lets go

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you would be asleep after two beers
quit pretending

please do it im tired of consciousness

>cubs and knights fan

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so you consider a team who lost in the cup final as not contending, but teams losing in the 2nd/3rd round as contending?

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end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

based but bluepilled

>vegas knights still triggering soibois after their historical inaugural season
fucking based

My whole point is you need players from the top of the draft to win the Cup. Teams like Nashville being contenders are the outliers, and they still aren't winning the Cup. Look at every recent Cup winner. The Caps, Pens, Hawks and Kings all have at least one player they drafted in the top 3.

Come on kings don't make it THAT obvious that you're tanking

>anons getting personnel
>anons asking for dates
jesus this is sad

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those players are the outliers. the majority of players taken first overall dont win cups.

new

>the NHL's newest team

*blocks your path*

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Kayleigh?

PHI @ WSH, 12:30 pm
ARI @ NYI, 3 pm
MTL @ CAR, 7 pm
COL @ CHI, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
CBJ @ VAN, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)