Ufc Nashville 2019 on espn thread #4

Schaub is God

The U.S military would heem every country ITT

Re-enlistment bonuses should just be Mustangs and Landwhales

Speaking of propaganda

why did this happen?

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This fight is a lock to be a really boring Formiga backpack ride

Lmao I didn't see this
mogged

This guy looks like he lives in a jungle

What do you guys think its like to be Brazilian?

2md for Schaubnime

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>is this mutt serious?

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not just country we could take out any entire continent

WEW

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I missed the end of the fight and frankly am not concerned with the results.

MIESHA'S PINK ANUS BLESS

Formiga vs Evil Formiga

lads I have a feeling that anthony pettis at 170 is gonna be the new 170 RDA, he'll win the next 2-3 fights, wonderboy is gonna get heemed tonight for sure bet the house on it

This card sucks I’m only even mildly paying attention because I live for /heem/ live threads

HOW IS JUSSIER FORMIGA #1 AT FLYWEIGHT I LITERALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THAT DIVISION. THE GUYS BEST WIN IS LITTLE PETTIS

im sleepy bros what do?

>sit down young man
They never let anyone hold the mic

look at that hairline

JUICY YAY

They both look like they cut people's organs off for fun

bruh

lmao so hard

>Guerro is a TAM guy
Betting on his loss is LITERALLY free money

greatness

Lets go Juicy A!

Hahahahaha why is everyone in this thread so angry and hateful. /heem/ absolutely seething seeing a family who loves each other. Have sex and grow up you turbo incels

>Don't go through puberty
>get your own weight class
When are they gonna get rid of flyweight?

Where's a stream?

/r/mmalivestreams is down

Is DC white?

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USA heems any planet in this solar system

I wanna give Jo a tattoo

should i start drinking tonight?

DC can barely put together a sentence, is he drunk or are his brains still scrambled from Jon beating the piss out of him?

TJ had the chance and he blew it

honorary white

The US was BTFO by Germany tho. Hitler could kick Americas ass anyday

i think this why they call him an uncle tom

Yes. Apple juice.

>KRATOS

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new reaction image

should i shave my legs?

most people at /heem/ either don't have a dad or have a horrible relationship with their fathers, a father son relationship/bond is the most important thing you could have as a male

>that scream
Was he huffing helium?

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Figueiredo is our boy

bfst.to/watch/mma.php

Fuck off you fucking faggot hermaphrodite cunt pice of shit I'll cut your dick and balls off and perform repeated extreme ass to mouth gaping on you with them you piece of shit I'll fucking end your life m7 you don;t know what you're fucking with bro

I'd rather be an incel than have sex with a Murican hog.

*OINK* *OINK*

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espn+.com

>who would win: U.S. military, or a bunch of camel jockeys hiding in caves with 50 year old equipment?

>pasty skinnyfat Yea Forums incels unironically think they could beat professional fighters because of a few inches

Little Pettis was ranked #2 at the time, behind Mouse and Cejudo. He got there by beating Benavidez who was #1. It's how this shit works.

BORA BRASIUUUUUUUUUU

Lol this fag got hugged by his dad

Hitler couldn't kick his way out of a cardboard bag.

Is that a promise or threat? :^) sounds kinky

Felix, get off the acid

Figueiredo is getting heem tappy, cap this

High lebel fight right here

Is there literally nobody else in this thread who thinks with his quick loss at FW and now losing his BW belt with a positive test that TJ Dillashaw may have taken a hit to his legacy?

>bfst.to/watch/mma.php
Thanks

He's definitely one of us. He talks about how he loves chikkin and big asses but it sounds so disingenuous.
He's white same as Jon. This was a white man's feud, you know this. They acted like white dudes the whole time. Jon can cuss out police when pulled over and off his face and not get shot. White fer shur

Daddy DC is such a big boy.

Unironically this. Hating things just to be contrarian is a teenage meme. Enjoying the things that life gives you is the patrician choice.

I completely forgot Pettis beating Benavidez

>audience howling like monkeys
these two are in paradise

kek
based japan

>YIKES man DC is cringing so hard at u bro

Manlet Kratos is going out tonight

The biggest partiers are always the best fighters

How?

>two 5'5" men exchanging jabs
gonna have to take an early piss break

Based "literally only one" Australian poster with the HOTTEST takes

>He's white same as Jon
>Jon
>white

The amount of cope you faggots go through.

Supporting the Marines is an integral part of being a UFC fan.

Ooh Rah.

>Juicy A. For Me Guh

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forget about the belt, getting insta heemed by Cejudo was enough to flush him

whiter than cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches my guy

lmfao

They should make classes based on ethnicity

The streams are so trash tonight.

I don't give a fuck about how much some random family loves eachother or whatever, I don't want it to interrupt my heems especially when it's already 10:00 and I have to wake up early tomorrow for fucks sake.

>being so cucked that you support another nations military
suck my dick aussy
oi oi oi

Grilled my steak to perfection

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sounds pretty good desu. I'd put some turkey on it and use potato bread and then have sex with my slightly overweight spouse in the missionary position while listening to Peter Gabriel.

You know what Juicy A For Me Gah kinda looks like Mighty Mouse here.

Can we disband 125 yet

10-9 Formiga

Fig exposed

Somehow Asians would still be cans

Yeah it was definitely unexpected. On the same fight pass prelims where the Smifster retired rashaad evans

why? different races fighting each other is absolutely KINO, especially white vs black. Colby vs Usman will be fucking amazing, Colby will keep on saying he's going to deport Usman and probably bring up his imprisoned father a few times, Usman will try to fight him on spot and call him a racist. Forsure my guy.

> not owning this fine jewelry

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Just a big banger, no set ups, no jabs

fuck bros Deiveson is getting exposed...

They speak normal American English. They're white.

Just tuned in and thought Fig was leaking from his head

>slightly overweight
>american
I admire your optimism

Hope you don’t get sick brother.

>kinder eggs are forbidden so american have to buy a bootleg

>does cocaine, the rich white guy drug
>white wife with flat ass
>very well spoken and intelligent
>wears shirts all the time
>zero blacksplosiveness and power, very thin
>Survives getting pulled over by a cop while high
>Gets away with a hit and run
>Doesn't lose his job, is the most popular fighter in the organisation bar mcmeme and despite testing positive every time he gets away with it
He learned how to tap into white privilege and is gaming the system

i have a hard time calling any fight at flyweight a banger, bantmanweight has bangers but flyweight is just boring as shit

Can't wait for Colby to slip up and call him a nigger

I wish Aussies were banned just like Kiwis

Japan vs Japan is usually FOTN material

>white people

oh nigga you getting me hard as hell

I used to think I hated steak but it was just because my mother feels the need to burn the shit out of them until you're practically eating ash.

I wear tapout, bad boy and hyabusa but that's too much, maybe i'd wear it if i was in a casino or in the expensive seats watching the fights

it was a timing issue, they had to run the military piece

Damn, is that that soldier's wife and kid?

Got that Jens Pulvao hair going on

l've never enjoyed mushrooms caramelized with onions like that. waste of their flavor

I fancy Pettis you know lads. Which is crazy as he fought at featherweight, now he is at WW against a top guy.

Also, Brits, Leafs, half of America, basically any poster that isn't a specific subset of American. Foreigners ruined this site and this is verifiable.

>not being white

redpilled

Ok I apologize, the hue manlets are not saving this card

Picks are looking good tonight lads

Imagine being such a caz that you didn’t pick juicy a

lol it caught me off guard at first too

pettis will have a strong run at WW, he's gonna heem wonderboy

DC has a earpiece telling him to wrap it up.

Imagine being this much a food pleb.

wifi is australian so technically everyone else on the internet is a foreigner

HEEM LEAKY

Cards are getting worse and worse, ufc every weekend was a mistake.

he's looking thicc

>judges will give the round to Figueiredo because of a single cut

el em ay oh when this happens

heem leaky

BLEEEEEEEEEEEED

Juicy leakin

It's A soldier's wife and kid, for sure

>midgets
>grappling

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JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

They stacked way too much the first ESPN cards to get good ratings among cazzies

sprinkler's on

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck yeah.

Headed to the UFC store to buy some Reebok apparel that the fighters are forced to wear instead of making endorsement money from sponsors to supplement the fucking ~50k pittances most of them fight for.

Fuck Dana White.

FEED THE BLOOD GOD

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couldn't we?

20-18

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>what is a fight and how do you win?

God’s not real dummy

Disagree. It's better to have too much of a bad thing over too little of a better thing. This card has been /spicy/ anyway. /heem/

>father and son are reunited after deployment

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Big gash

>on a Chinese cartoon board owned and run by a Japanese man, inspired by another site run by said Japanese man
>foreigners have ruined this site!

American education, everyone.

Can't they censor this blood? Fucking ew. Grody as fuck.

This card isn't bad. Flyweight is bad they gotta put it somewhere.

Why doesn't Cain cut down to flyweight so he'd have less pressure on his knees?

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Why are ufc ring girls so lame?

This is just a particularly weak one.
The heavyweight fight is going to be a joke.
Lewis v. Ngannou redux
Calling it right now.

FACE THE PAIN
FACE THE PAIN
RIPPPPPPING ME INTO PIEEEECEEESSSS

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Juicy got juiced

Completely agree.
I've barely paid attention to this card and I still feel bored as shit with the fights by this point

God's not real but the BLOOD GOD is
goof

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I like Fig's fighting style

Canadian posters, everyone.

Any old heads in this bitch?

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>Land good punch
>Clinch

>implying you wouldn't let them sit on your face until you asphyxiated

This site was made by moot. I hate you newfag cucks. Go break your neck on a rope

nasty cut

Dana has shit taste in absolutely everything

QUE SERA SERA

Yeah in the trash with the other pillowefisted divisions.

There are people that gave money to a betting site for Figueiredo to win lol

This fight is more interesting than that Pena Peterson snoozefest.

I can bear these manlets desu, at least you feel some kd power

This card has been a 5/10 so far lad

for sure landing 1 strike that doesn't even stagger the fighter wins you the fight minutes
100% fights should be judged by how their faces look

agree 100% my guy

Arianny Celeste is such a boring dull bitch
Only one I find slightly attractive is the hue blonde girl.
They're just so plastic and nothing.

I wouldn't even feel the need to jerk off to them - they're just decorations.

new guy here, what exactly did punk do wrong here?

>when you realize that UFC could've had Mousasi and Rory headlining cards right now but gave them to Bellator despite putting on double the cards
why is the UFC so fucking stupid?

MMA would be better if there were deployable glunge buckets above the octagon

Each fighter gets one glunge bucket per fight, which is poured over his opponent when the fighter yells "Glunge it!"

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cm punk is absolute dogshit at fighting lol, why is he in the UFC again?

Nobody asked for your opinion, discord loser

>Ordering Hooter To Go
What's the fucking point now you're just getting overpriced food

Arianny’s old and busted, but Dana keeps her around to shit on.

>It's better to have too much of a bad thing over too little of a better thing. This card has been /spicy/ anyway. /heem/

Yeah eating lots of shit is much better than a steak dinner once a month.

OVERRATED SHIT IS DEAD

Imagine being Canadian and ever talking shit to America, it’s really sad

danas a cheap jew

>Only one I find slightly attractive is the hue blonde girl.
Jenni Andrade

Good taste.

I have been hardcore since TUF Finale 1: Griffin vs Bonnar. I have never posted a meme here nor have I ever purposefully lied to get replies. I am a quality poster. The consummate pinnacle of /heem/ery. My only aim here is to have fun with others, entertain them occasionally and watch some fights, of which I do not constantly complain about.

Seriously. Rough n rowdy has better ring grills

>Figueredouto

never been in discord in my life

Someone respond to my post.
Feeling lonely in this sea of wannabe-tough-guy melvins bandying their opinions about willy-nilly.

Made by Moot as a copy of Hiro’s original site, and is now owned and run by Hiro. Yea Forums is a Japanese site, Americuck. Deal with it.

What does the DC in Daniel "DC" Cormier stand for?

Fig exposed

CUT HIM

he would beat your ass

Dick Chugger

there's a few good ones, but they arent on every card

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are you the boliviano from /box/?

30-27 Formiga under Unified Rules judging
29-28 Figueiredo under real world rules

How many picks are fucked after this one?

bit extreme bro

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

30-27 Juicy aye

jesus christ cut the fucking flyweight division already its complete shit

Double Champ.

Quit thinking about what others are doing and that they're beneath you.

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Bolivian's can't afford the computer parts necessary to build a gaming computer that would necessitate discord

I haven't heard anyone say 'melvin' in years.

*stands in front of you* *spazzes arms out* *throws nothing while losing*

Big brained fighting style.

That old fart with grandpa reflexes would get knocked the fuck out.

Luciana, also that black girl

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>eat lots of shit
>survive off nutrients
>eat steak once a month
>die before 3rd month at best
kekd, rekt, and dare i say, chekt?

this

Chads in Chad

>Andrade
what a surprise
for the most diverse nation on earth brazilians really have the worst name-diversity out of everyone except korea

>#1 contender
>not even co-main
cut the manlets already

Not 100% accurate but I will still take credit for this prediction

You should be instantly cut from the UFC after one loss.

>Formiga vs Henry for title
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

"champ-champ" sounds gay as fuck

But the UFC is all-inclusive. If women deserve to be in the UFC then so do the midgets.

Or just kill the fw division

nope

I hope next fights will less professional because watching two high level midgets hoping on the ring is too much for me

Quit thinking that they're beneath me? Or recognize that their beneath me?

Face the pain is fucking great and dana's right for forcing it on every card for years despite reddit protests

RIP my picks

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Watch ONE FC

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END THIS SHIT DIVISION PLEASE

PICKS ARE ALIVE

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Pretty sure you'd die of poisoning if you tried to eat human shit even once, let alone tried to live off of it.

He's trained for years with the very best coaches in the world. Just because he lost to a UFC prospect caliber fighter (lasted longer than Jackson too) he can still heem any normal person.

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i never knew an Andrade in my life bro

joosy aye was a lock, b

those fuckin guys are identical

btw I literally didnt watch that fight

Why would they cut the best manlet division?

id let her put her menstrual cycle blood on my hotdog if you know what i mean

>/box/
TRAITOR
THEY HATE US

More like "Humanitarians of Grindr"

Two 29-28s?

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He literally got beaten up by a normal person tier power level fighter

Delete 125
Add 165

alright guys, what would you say is the most recent and best fight card you can remember? Id say UFC 217 was the best so far

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cejudo is SHOOK

" UFC athletes " and jesus christ DC looks like a fucking giant over this midget brazilian

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why don't girls have dicks?

so is all of New Zealand on meds now like you?

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Judges liked the heem leeky in the second round

Yeah if you like weird, square hips like a 12 year old boy's.

then get out of acre my guy

>tfw to intelligent to get goofed

Is the count a meme?

Dude, he looks weak. He is an old codger with low t. The only people he'll beat up are literal soibois.

I'm certain that anybody that can bench even 200lb's will absolutely destroy him.

Formiga lost a split to Henry 3 years ago when Henry was green as fuck. And he lost to Ray fucking Borg. No way he gives Henry trouble, what is the point of this fight.

Who else here getting that urge to fap after not fapping for weeks?

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Saved

agreed

i'm from Ceará, i think Acre doesn't even have internet

Delete 170 add 165 and 175

>my pick is comfortably dominating
>zone out into a fantasy about fighting in the Octagon while Megan Olivi is watching me, I smile and wave at her before flatlining the manlet I'm fighting and she bites her lip and is clearly lusting after me
>zone back in, my guy wins the decision
Hell yeah. Where's the pick poster so I can dab on the cucks who lost

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no he literally can’t

he can submit a lot of people his size in a bar fight be he isn’t heeming anybody

Damn. Legit.

mammal sexual reproduction doesn't allow for it

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at the risk of sounding like a faggot, ufc 232 just because Amanda Nunes knocking Cyborg out was so crazy, I rewatched it like 50 times the same night, couldn't sleep, and I don't even like WMMA that much

>to

delete 125 and 135 and wmma

do you have the same accent as amanda nunes?

>mfw based Walker heems Bones

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waaaaat they gave ferguson his interim back"!?!?!?!?1

>thinking the natty GOAT is a meme
Think again, buddeh

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>they don't know a clitoris is a tiny penis

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today i will remind them

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What are your predictions for Holloway vs Poirier 2?

Wait what

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Teen Sperguson would fuck your girlfriend

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Eating a green tea Kit Kat for the first time.
So far it's better than this card has been. A solid 7/10 experience.

women dont pee out of their vaginas either

Did Makdessi get his eye fixed?

Hell yeah my guy was listening to JRE the other day

WHEN IS MY BOY BRAD KATONA FIGHTING AGAIN

i know i am a part of hype train, but i just cant see jones loosing to anybody but hoovieweights

Poirier by mounted triangle armbar

I like this idea a lot.

the clitoris is basically a tiny penis with most of the anatomical features that gets hard during arousal

WHERE ARE THE FUCKIN PICKS

I can beat up both of these dweebs

What about female hyenas?

Right here
*picks my nose*
*puts booger in your mouth*

>more beanermutts
>another 15 minutes of pillowtap and grapplefucking

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kek he looks like a stickfigure in that hand egg packaging

does watching manlet fights make anyone else angry?

nah she's from Bahia, it's different

i learned this in 5th grade
>fookin squalor education

LW division's been a logjam since 2010

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Redpill me on what happened with Tony recently? Didn’t he get in a domestic dispute while yelling that there was a chip in his knee?

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wait until you try the strawberry ones, its like old school pride

any in particular? cain was the guy back in the day, ngannou maybe?

For me it's Chyna.

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I wrote an entire fan fic about beating Conor MacGregor in the octagon, and then fucking his wife in front of him in the locker room afterward.
It ends with me making him lick my nuts while I have her bent over the training table fucking her up the ass. And no, it's not a gay thing. It's a dominance thing.

Posted it on Yea Forums a bunch of times. Never got very good reviews.

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Based Prodigy entrance

some inside source saying he's been taking amphetamines for a while

Boys and girls are like origami
Same sheet of paper, just folded differently

BREATHE THE PRESSURE

You forgot sandals + socks

Didn’t know Artem Lobov was fighting tonight, sweet deal.

El peruano has a monkey reach and has been fighting since he is 16. I doubt a kanadian has any chances

He has schizophrenia and Eddie Bravo convinced him to stop taking his medication.

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wow dude you're a real piece of shit for posting that

I didn't realize John Stamos had the connections to get front row seats at a PPV. Good on him.

Called his wife a witch, took his kids in the middle of the night because he thought a flood was coming, thought there was microchip in his leg, cops called but left after seeing nothing was wrong, promised to get mental help but then didn't, wife filed for restraining order unless he did, it gets out, he has promised to get help now.

Wife also said he was a great father and husband and never got violent, that she just wants him to get help.

That cope

rip keith

my guy

Prodigy walkouts are still pretty based

Ngannou has absolutely no chance against Jon. I reckon Francis could heem DC but Jon has that nuts reach and is far too smart to ever willingly stay in the pocket with ngannou
He will just get him down and sub him

>Tony played american football
well that explains the CTE

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PICKS

I DON’T REMEMBER WHO I PICKED FOR THIS ONE FUCK

Based

Why

i think my picks got heem'd bros.

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Cope?

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This is basically what I was expecting when I heard Miesha's nudes leaked

I will never look at women the same way ever again

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Very nice my guy.

Makdessi coming out to THE PRODIGY.
Respect.
R.I.P. Keith Flint

fucking BASED

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Good God why must I live on this Earth

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John the Bull

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Tony is alright, they are trying to take him down. That's all I'm saying, look into it.

>jon has that nuts reach
>francis ngannou 83 inch reach
>jon jones 84 inch reach
retard

do americans use cargo shorts unironically?

based 'manda poster.

Same, she's got a nice looking slit.

What's up with Makdessis stomach?

I HAVE THAT STUPID FUCKING SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD
>DURRRRRRRRRRRRNT
>EEEEEEE
>AWWWWW
>DURRRRRRRRRRRRNT

would make sense cuz tony always talks about muh learning disability and you can definitely get coke bugs and delusions from too much adderall

>picked Jesus because of my Catholic upbringing
>Makdessi comes out to the fucking prodigy
ah fuck. My picks are done

Makdessi looks like a bearded version of Lobov.

el peruANO

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This is hot, but the rest of Chyna is not.

His mind is that of a mortals and could not transcend to the level of Eddie Bravo's truths of the World.

>implying that kicks don't exist
>implying that Jon hasn't made guys the same height and/or reach as him look like pathetic manlets because of his expert distance management
Ngannou would never lay a hand on him

Joe Rogan would have acquiesced.

that's a small dick

this card has been boring as all shit

basically a kick battle

MAKE SOME NOISE

I would definitely suck a dick clit as long as it was attached to an 8 or up.

Why was he admittedly shook at the idea of fighting stipay

t. not a Fight Fan

see

>Gassing out in the 1st round
???

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in what fashion did luis pena win
did he look good

Aye, but her pussy is the best part of her

lazy jobbers

This fight is me online in EA UFC
guarantee there will be flying knees with absolutely zero buildup

what a schaub of a round

Leave then. Go to your own board in your own country. Oh wait. You don't have one.

this tßh

Where can I get Alex's shirt

Why don’t you watch the fucking fights you bong retard

He won by reachbabbying what do you expect, fag

Yeah looked good mostly with his punching did some decent grappling scrambles to counter wrestling control too.

i think i've seen some porn like this

>Puke Poo-fus

>implying that Jon hasn't made guys the same height and/or reach as him
name 1 person who came close to parity in reach

Based Pinedo showing his moves
>avocado kick
>garlic super punch

NEW
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THREAD
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how can i watch a fifht that happened

Hippie Modernism
It was okay

He beat the shit out of his opponent, constantly landing medium strikes. Got himself out of 2 pretty far in armbars. He was taking cues from Holloway, but not as good obviously. He looked good, but made mistakes that a better fighter could capitalize on. Was basically freestyling because of it. DC also cucked him out of an interview.

I didn't hear about this but stipe is a talented fighter whereas Ngannou is a heem machine. stipe would be a much harder fight for Jon but I read today that there's talks for it being Jon's next fight. Ariel is a fucking retard though so I don't know if it's true.

Booooooooo

That serrated knife is mangling your meat. Get yourself a nice fine edge Victorinox set (or any reputed Japanese or German brand).

amazon.com/Victorinox-Straight-Edge-Pointed-Tip-Rosewood-Handles/dp/B000PL1A2Q/

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alex is like 5'6?

Fucking hell, punch you fucking pussies

this card fucking suckssssss

Why are there so many fighters that aren't driven by bloodlust and the desire to kill? This shit is so dumb.

Trump supporters are uneducated shitbags that vote against their own economic interests

this card has fucking sucked

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PREMATURE THREAD STOPPAGE

Are those legal in the uk?

>people actually had expectations for this fight

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If Jon unironically goes up to HW he will see his advantage evaporate as his tiny twig legs get chopped and he gets taken to snap city.

Not really a believer in Doufusport but he always seems to give good corner advice

Okay? What's next? What comes after your argument?

wmma is good

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>knowing your market

business 101 lmao

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see

Do fucking judges booing? Why the fuck it's so close?

Wish Arianny would brand my ballbag with that

just woke up from a 3.5 year coma did I miss anything?

I expect to see the picks posted in the next two minutes or else I shoot up janny hq (his mom’s basement).

That was neat the way they just zoomed in on the leg there.

I could murk this PeHUE monkey

t. 5'6 240lb

yeah i think i'll jerk off until the main fight, smell ya faggots later

I'm stupider than you faggot

no

Just imagine Rothwell smothering Jon against the cage, getting sweat and hair all in his mouth

>my gameplan is to land kicks to my opponents leg until the fight ends

Is there a more annoying gameplan than this? Fuck's sake I hate this shit. Why is Makdessi even in the UFC, does ANYONE including himself really believe he will EVER be champ?

no go back sleep

only in the us of a

I hate standlets

looks like hope solo's cunt

>everyone booing this manlet fight
remove the division Dana it's absolute trash, there's no such thing as an exciting flyweight fight

You called it lol.

fucking FIGHT already

kek Pinedo is loosing his shit

BRAAAeeep

there's the knee with no buildup

The Rousey era is over.

Usman's game plan. Smother into a championship.

HONK HONNNNNNNK

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The CM Punk Era

this fight fuckin sucks. Alrdrich vs barber was more entertaining

that horn sums up this round

The translation adds a comedic effect

this is at LW brainlet

This is at 155 caz, the flyweights had a semi decent grappling match

wew that flagrant samefagging

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This has been the only bad fight so far and boy is it fucking bad.

what a shit card, i give up, c ya nerds

bait harder

MAGA

boys i've been drinking coffee and beer all night i'm so fuggin dehydrated

Have you seen Miesha's beautiful cunt?

Did we watch the same fight?

>WHO'S THE CHAMPION
>*fighter remains silent*

PINEDO CHOCKING

not everyone fights to be a champion, maybe he just wants to get some money

his right leg is fucked couldn't take many more leg shots

whys dana at this shit card

If I could outlaw one move in MMA, it wold be leg kicks.

Dumb leafs can't even check for samefag.

Why not just drink a stout?

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In relation to this horrible fight, which would you guys say is the worse fight? Lewis vs Ngannou or Thompson vs Woodley?

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Lads I picked an amazing fight to go and make my nachos holy shit i'm happy

>fighting for money instead of eternalizing your name in the glory of championship

Could not possibly be a DUMBER career path than "cagefighter" if you're driven by financial gain.

Hydrate

literally BRAINkle picked himself into CTE and aspergers.

ban weight divisions

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I would outlaw takedowns

>pinedo's thigh
Well, I guess this boring ass gameplan is working.

sakuraba vs. bonnar

The picks of everyone will be ruined if this shit ends in a draw

Probably trying to get some Nashville snizz.

I would outlaw all strikes to the head of a grounded opponent.

I'm studying for my physiology exam right now and the adaptive immune system is way more interesting than this shit fest

FUCK this match.
I just wanna get to the main event already

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no, would be very kind and considerate of you if you could post that

This is a fight for the hardcore fans

Herb Dean is not even close to one of the best refs. Just one of the more prominent ones. Actually it's like he's gotten worse

This is a fight for the purists.
If you dont enjoy this you're a brainlet who cant appreciate high fight iq

this looks like friendly sparring

TvW2 wasn't that bad looking back. Lewis vs Ngannou was terrible but Mir vs Cro Cop and Nelson were worse. Quarry vs that one faggot was absolutely the worst UFC fight ever. No question.

dont you mean gomi vs borg?

can't believe I decided to watch this card

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>my picks are being destroyed because this faggot is letting himself get leg kicked into a decision
AHHHHHH FUCKKKK JUST HEEM HIM JESUS

I'd like to see the return of pride soccer ball kicks and downward knees to the head.

Nice “sport” fags

Have FBI niggers upped their game tonight?

Yeahhhhh i think i'll be watching march madness instead hehe

every card is this way. thank god I live in based burger land and it is only 10:00

why the FUCK am i wasting my saturday night watching this shit?

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what so it adapts to foreign germs and stuff

cut both

He's been visibly corrupt for 2 years now. He doesn't even give a shit about hiding it anymore. He also "judged" some recent fights, so the corruption is spreading.

Just got back from my shit boys, how has this fight gone so far? Not good I’m assuming from the crowd..

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Danielle Taylor vs that Ukrainian holomodor chick

WQOAHHHHHHHHH

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

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based

it's time. New rules.

If a fight goes to Decision, both fighters should lose.

I’d ban all strikes to head completely. Only open palm strikes to the body between the nipple region and the belly button. No knees or elbows. Make grappling illegal.

He's nicknamed 'el mudo'

>American ads

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nice vagina bro

Worst fight of the night. Boring as fuck. Rest of card has been decent.

dasssssssssss it mane

omg puffy
omh imagine the smell
omg imagine the wet snail trail secretions
I bet the snot from her big honker is indistinguishable.
I would rotate from nostril to pussy and vice versa.
hot.

thank you for your service

>Wake up Holly

>The absolute delusion from this Peruvian

MADMAN
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fucking gross lads

AHHH FUCKKKK MY FUCKKNG PICKS
FUCK YOU JESUS YOU CUNT YOU FUCK YOU COULD HAVE CHECKED AT LEAST ONE FUCKING KICK

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Test

im so confused about jonna. shes cute but also a goblin

It remembers different pathogens, so the next time that same pathogen tries to invade your body, you will be more prepared to fight against it.

Ben Askren?

It's... beautiful.

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when the hell did this leak ?

Y Nuevo, New, Andale!

Only "Battle Dorf" Beltran is any good

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Shits boring as fuck.
Made me reconsider being a "fan" of mma

PICKS ARE ALIVE LAAAAAADS

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wish they both were DQd for this

>flyweight to heavyweight
Fuck my life

gay tb h

>no post fight interview

Explain yourself, niggard.

>No interview for the 'winner'

Based

Why would you pick a debuting Peruvian can over a UFC veteran

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Would you prefer some roastie, or dickclit like Ronda?

I don't think that's the same vagina.

Since the boob job she oozes sexiness and confidence desu

based pusy poster

Weight cutting for 15 years will fuck a woman up

Cause I like his wife, I don't like him, and I like to jerk off.
Why does anyone write fan fic?

I would literally call her “mommy Miesha, mommy Miesha” as I stick my entire nose inside her fluffy cupcake cunny

What a yummy little slit, I would eat her poontang slime out of a bowl

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now dern

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this is why I got to /heem/ threasds before finding actual streams when i race home from work on my bike lol

Obviously gay but don't want to admit it to yourself so you go thru mental gymnastics to cope with these funny feelings

Godspeed, user.

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>no matches

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>fluffy cupcake cunny

Holy fucking kek user

Maybe maybe not
Come say that to my face

I thought it was because they had a particularly scummy uncle.

>play football for studies
top kek these blacks don't even have to try in any class. they instantly get all A's b/c they make NCAA so much money.

I agree.

absolutely juicy based and pussypilled

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you don't show your dominance by having em lick your nut sack you fucking amateur, you show your dominance by making em sit in the corner and watch
t. Bull

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what would you do if you could keep that string?

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smooth as fuck

Use it as floss.

>no one is appreciating how bad the walkout song is bc of meisha pussy

floss with it

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FUCK. pls tell me the guy taking these is black.

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he's actually a vanilla midget

>couple having fun
>leak the photos

not cool

why take the photos to begin with? this dude is a retard

imagine being in the crowd watching these garbage last 3 fights, wonderboy vs thick pettis better be good

Why is her ladypart so dark?

just having fun with your girl, we all do this shit tho

lighting

The crowd is dead af right now especially after this wrestlefucking