Official UFC Nashville 2019 on ESPN Thread #3

>Next
Stephen Thompson vs. Anthony Pettis
Curtis Blaydes vs. Justin Willis
John Makdessi vs. Jesus Pinedo
Jussier Formiga vs. Deiveson Figueiredo
Luis Pena vs. Steven Peterson

>Now
Maycee Barber vs. JJ Aldrich

>Previously
Bryce Mitchell def. Bobby Moffett via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Marlon Vera def. Frankie Saenz via first-round TKO (1:25)
Jennifer Maia def. Alexis Davis via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Randa Markos def. Angela Hill via submission (armbar) (R1, 4:24) | Watch finish
Chris Gutierrez def. Ryan MacDonald via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
Jordan Espinosa def. Eric Shelton via unanimous decision (29-28, 30-27 x2)

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people still watch mma?

Schaub is God

Wish I had to buy heels for spring tbqh lads

My picks are about to be fucked my wmma again..

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LMAO

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No. Not by choice.

I could heem every clown itt

There's literally nothing wrong with this fight and if you think there is, the problem is you.

favela monkeys have internet?

Not really. This thread is just one user using multiple proxies

Bitch is gonna need a time machine to be the youngest ufc champion.

gosh, imagine if maycee's voice was deeper

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yikes

Why exactly does this ugly bitch wear a t-shirt during her fights?

>Ever believing MMA hype

Even when they win, it's still disappointing

bait harder

O esporte ta mais famoso agora do que nunca.

>How do you see the fight going?

VERBAL SUBMISSION. His body is gonna be incapacitated, he won't be able to tap! He'll have just enough energy left in his voicebox to scream "ref, please help!" and the ref will jump in and I'll show him mercy, I'll let the kid live.
THAT'S how this fight is gonna go.


Rate my Conor-inspired trashtalk

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Both of these girls should be in invicta

Looks like you just need a jab to beat this hype job

I enjoy feeling bigger men inside my arse

Maycee finna goof everyones picks

based roastie

>when you realize Mackenzie Dern would heem both of these cans in the first round

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i gotta shit, but my sister is in the toilet already, what do?

im glad this is happening. hopefully the bald pedo can stop promoting attractive fighters instead of skill. sadly this type of promotion has killed and is why the UFC is dying

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Why are the uglier fighters always superior? Jon is the only good looking one who doesn't get heemed by ogres

wrong

LETS GO MAYCEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEE

barber is the next mcgregor

HOWEVER

>rush to finish assignment to watch this shitty sport
>hear super smash grunts
>it is women fighting

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but Mayce had nice clinch and GnP in her last fight

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Oh look, the hype job gets a magical stoppage the second her opponent is in trouble.

Can't wait for everyone to shitpost about her like they do Dern.

shit on her bed

See? It was a good fight. Stop being faggots and enjoy something in your pathetic lives.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHA

MY PICKS ARE UNHEEMED

BASED “HYPE TRAIN” BUM

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APOLOGIZE

TECHNICAL SHEEEEEM

Based potato Barber

holy fuck

APOLOGIZE

do toilet on her face

>opponent starts crying in the fight

lmao

Pretty sure Aldritch was crying, my guy

wut my stream is late af

oh god

This

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>early stoppage
Dana called that one in

YOUR MOVE ROBOCOP
MY PICKS ARE SAVED
WOOHHOOOOOOOOOO MAYCEE TRAIN

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APOLOGIZE YOU FAGGOTS

>they thought the Barber train would be derailed
Stay mad fags

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steal her panty and smeel it in front of your dad

At least it ended quickly

People on Yea Forums haven't enjoyed anything since rage comic times

reminder that literally everyone in this thread could heem any woman on the UFC roster with the exception of Nunes, Cyborg and Holly Holm

what ethnicity is this?

welp, looks like we know what is getting spammed for the next 3 months...sigh

We've been over this. The only people who stay to whine and bitch in the thread while the fight is on are cazzie retards who don't like MMA.

Unironically the best fight so far

>tfw I predicted it
Every time she connected the sound was loud as fuck. The cut baby has some proper hooks

didn't watch and it was a terrible fight

PICKS SAVED

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APOLOGIZE

JON JONES, WHEREVER YOU GO BOI, I'M COMIN

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Any guesses when the main event will be? I have to go out

i thought so to but as soon as it ended she sat down and held her face, so think she was real hurt

extremely early stoppage

crap fight

I was doing something else, was Barber winning that fight before the TKO or losing?

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>fighter gets hurt
>stream dies

Every single fucking time.

cringe

Nah, manlet Peterson is a good ref. She was done. WMMA is shit anyways

Wrong. WMMA should be with 8’s and up only so we can have a wank between fights.

And then we get to watch the “best” hot roastie get starched by Nunes for entertainment.

I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET

>Bet on Maycee
Its basically FREE money at this point

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who /marijuana/ here?

>one decent wmma fight out of 32849021384098402938 fights.

Ok.

Shevchenko would heem me

CHUNKY MAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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the women fight harder than the men

cold war russian experiment mountain monkey

Imagine Maycee punching your balls like that haha

no, i'm /organicgreentea/

why is this general always fucking wrong?

We enjoyed 2016 meme magic lad.

Yea Forums memes literally got Trump elected.

the smell. imagine it.

She was getting beat up she looked awful

more sandal and foot shots
thx

Bout 2 hours exactly

I don't support the use of drugs. I think it is silly.

yeah, those sloppy punches were fucking MUNSTER, my man

how many rounds does maycee barber last with shevchenko

Ripplestreams can suck my cock.

andrade would heem 90% of /heem/ posters

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Which fight was better?

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awesome

Outhouse Ovince

>not /dmt/

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Guarantee my fat ass takes Holly into deep waters

Cringecel.

Seriously?

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fuck that pussy shit men do c-c-c-cocaine

How poor are you, it's on TSN

the future is female

wrong most of them armbar me

This sport is getting more and more predictable as is the shitposting here.

I'd let Valentina heem me just in the hopes she'd feel bad and take me for lunch.

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welp

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bait harder

look how women are without makeup. they all look horrible in the octagon. what a lie they live.

aye

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I'm not going to do that

I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET

she was getting dominated unironically

E60? What's that?

the fuck are you on about maycee is looking good as fuck
She looks better without makeup

she was winning until she lost

As terrible as women are, ...., ...., ...., hmm, I can't think of the end of this sentence.

He's an incel

*bong rip

hahahaha get fucked

some JewSPN shit

MORE OF YOU ANSWER THIS PLEASE

fucking teenagers spamming their shitty social media

Would you prefer women not wear makeup all the time

The robocop meme is finished

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Wins Yoel Romero style in the 3rd

uhhhhhhh, sweaty.... yeaaahhhhhhh its finna bouta me a solid “no” from me

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FIRST
MOM
CHAMPION

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Pena looks like he stinks really bad, filthy looking cutbabby.

there is nothing hotter than watching a white woman with a black G-d

* doesn't join in you're path *

The Fight Night music on FS1 was so much better than this shit.

>BUUUH dah nah BUUH

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I would fuck Waterson up but I'd intentionally let her score a couple takedowns and submission attempts.

nice try fbi

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No

It's her coaches fault. The executed it pretty well but her opponent is much heavier than her. You can evade forever. Those hooks hurt and it was obvious.

>Luis Pena fighting under an Italian flag

literally what lmao

about to head to the WEED store what should i get?

She looked really fucking bad. Completely outclassed and outstruck, Aldrich landing flush and even dropped her early. Her power saved her when she landed a lucky hook.

It was shaping to be 1-1

>ywn get kneed in the face by a qt 3.14
why even live

Missed the earlier fights. Please tell me Markos had a nip slip.

>Look up Luis Pena on Sherdog
>Click the 2nd option by accident
>See this pop up
>sherdog.com/fighter/Luis-Enrique-Herrera-Pena-254905
>look at nickname
>mfw

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Guys, I'm high and got distracted watching YouTube videos for 30 minutes. What did I miss?

did anyone get the future barber getting dropped?

How the fuck do you pronounce Gaethje? Is it literally Gaychee? I thought that was a joke but that's how it always sounds now

She lost the first round but it was mostly due to her being outworked plus getting flash dropped early on
She wasn't in any danger and ended the fight when she started pushing forward due to Robocop being a punchlet and crying when she got hit

arkansaw is my new boy desu

what software do you use to clip so quickly

dude is called luis pena, is from italy and goes by the nick of violent bob ross and looks like the quintessential mutt

God I love a women with a solid pair of man hands on her

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She was getting countered and beaten to the punch every single time. T-shirt just kept throwing 1-2's and loving straight and maycee doesn't seem to know how to move laterally at all. She was knocked down a couple times too. Not good for her stock.

I would accidentally slip my head between her thighs

>kk vs waterson

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why do you censor God?

why couldnt miesha spread her ass in one goddamn pic

He already looks like an abomination. Why not fight under a different flag

The future

i think jj is cute and now i feel sad

Blue Dream and Gorilla Glue never disappoint

>Samefagging this hard instead of being a cool guy and join the whatsappgroup

Join and see for yourself you faggot mutts

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Maycee Barber aka the 20 something Robbie Lawler for the 30 something UFC crowd

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Gay-thu-jeh

Get the fuck out you dumb cazzlord. You aren't welcome here.

Oy vey!

i mean more like what type, im thinking edibles but wish i had a dab pen and cartridge but dont feel like spending 60 bucks on all that, don't want flower

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2d4m

Wonderboy is so damn perfect.

He was born in Italy

love her or hate her, you MUST respect Maycee's KO power.

Pettis's wifes hips tho

I can tell you what you're missing right now: My respect.
Winners don't use drugs.

I'm quite impressed he managed to get a win despite being only 0cm tall

>it's like a time machine to 2012

ESPN 8: THE OCHO

based

we get it, you're a 17 year old who wants online friends to circle jerk on social media with, go away

Imagine being the artist that put that garbage on his chest

>gay
>pedophile
>wears a cross necklace

The fucking nerve of wonderpedo

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Can the janitors do their job and remove the fucking whatsapp spam or are they too busy looking at cp

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His parents adopted him from Italy.

His adoptive parents wanted a semi-black Italian kid, apparently

This dude got a Superman tattoo on his chest OH NO NO NO

what is Luis Peña's race?

Maycee "The Future" Barber by 2nd round TKO is what you missed

Get sober before you come to realise you can't remember the last 5 years of your life

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the last of the mohicans if you catch my drift

Something cookies

>cutbabby misses weight
>will win via size advantage and lanklet range spam

Gas all cutbabbies.

Thank you, very very nice lads

desu the best thing to do is get a flower that has a best smell to you

don't mind the strain name or even the thc content too much

How orange can one man be?

I keep seeing people say barber has nice feet, but where is the evidence of said nice feet

His parents were American who were stationed there in the Navy, he is from fucking Arkansas lmao

just how white is Luis Peña?

Tate on eccies

>he's a super durable tank
>has been KO'd
Pick one.

Make me

Alright fine I’ll join.

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not!

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arkensawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I work at a dispensary. There are vape pens that are insanely expensive for no reason. If you can find a Vuber Pilot, they're about $15 and we recommend them to everyone.

But, edibles are always good if you don't overdo it. If you want to get really fucked up, try some RSO.

Bob Ross heems the whole UFC

I'm pretty sure they can't do anything about companies using pro tools/infinite burner phones

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chúpala maricón culiao

who /whiskey/ here

Is there a rule against how long your hair and/or beard can get?

never heard about priests?
boom roasted

He's been my boy since he drilled his nutsack

all I said was he carries the flag because he was born there

who is this Pena faggot?

I hate this fucking guy

Then join if you get it dumb El goblino fuck
Become one of us.

Shiet man. You had me

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is Luis Peña your average American?

Wonderboy and Sage and certified members of the elite chad club.

I would unironically raise their children alongside my own (no cuck). Those genes are valuable.

Anyone got a heemcord invite for me?

Stop defending yourself and just delete the fucking posts jannie what is gook moot even paying you for

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Peterson unironically has a superman tattoo on his chest

Violent Bob Ross finna take over the fight game

Reminder that Napoli is not Italy

sounds like DRUMPFT

>a bantamweight is taking on a guy who can't make featherweight
Gee I wonder who wins this one...

who is the champ of whatever weight class macy is in?

cos if its shev or nunes she has literally 0 hope of getting the belt

fucking lanket

nice subtle request, hedonist

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>first mom champ
thats never going to happen. Waterson hasn't changed in years and is really predictable. Her striking is terrible so she depends on her side kicks and other kicks to stay distant. If the fight gets close, she tries to wrap her arms behind her opponents neck to take her down. Thats basically waterson right there

Fun fact actually, this dudes great grandma was Mussolini's dog

oh shit didn't read the last part sorry bro

get like hash oil pills if you can

her feet are goregous essential redbone soles

Pena literally looks like a caveman

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why would i join a shitty social media group being spammed by a random teenager on Yea Forums?

typical britcuck

I would heem pettis' chick in the pussy her mound of venus makes me hard

this lanky cutbabby isn’t going to have a chin, is he?

kek

Stop it

Right here lad. What are you drinking?

Herb hype

wait, pena is italian?

he looks 100% creatura. i guess terronis are basically mulatto-spic hybrids

No because the discord heem is for faggots. Real men are in the /heem/ whatsappgroup.

>Pic related average guys in the WhatsApp heemgroup

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DC will witness two of his teammates get starched tonight, how nice

>what a fuckin tattoo holy yikes

le 6'3 featherweight lad

what in the fuck was peterson thinking when he got those tattoos

Pena's head looks pasted on

>Pena
>fighting out of Califonia
>Italian Flag

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getting some weed and already wasted on whiskey, Got an extra MDMA pill on me. What else should i get high on to enjoy these fights?

hes white....

Pena is another TUFkid who needed 2 more years in amateur/semi-pro fighting.

Didn’t this Robert Ross fellow put on a shit performance last time?

>whataspp
>ran by literal teenagers straight from reddit
that's a hard pass for me B

Man this guy looks like he popped out of a Gumby cartoon

Finna be a yikes from me dawg.

Bulleit rye

Nitrous

jesus this Peterson tattoo is fucking horrible, why would you even pay for this shit?

Dude needs to eat a fucking sandwich and stop coasting on trying to bully midgets.

Greater Padania when

Mate it is getting very close to seething now
I don't know what the local teenagerd did to you. But it is clearly unhealthy. Become a based person by joining us

They had trouble cutting around the afro.

He wouldn't even look like a mutt if he didn't have the afro

>Pena

Who is the other?

His dad is Italian. Mom is black

>cutfags
is there anything worse?

Big Pretty

Why would I join a random social media group chat ran by teenagers?

>Can't even type whatsapp
>Doesn't even have WhatsApp

I bet your pp is smaller and you get bullied by fat mexicans

So is the new fw meta being a tall lanky skelly?

pls win

His last fight was losing the TUF finale to Mike Trizano. It was a boring and amateur wrestlefuck. The only hightlight was when they did a legit 69.

The good kind of half-caste.

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Cutbabbies that miss weight

webm of the right that rocked Peterson?

His parents were in the USN, there is literally nothing Italian about him other than the fact he was orphaned in Italy and immediately adopted and sent back to the states

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Australians

the future is mixed race

FUCK LANKLETS

Damn I wanna see the cut baby lose

Lol I dunno I'm just making shirt up that seems plausible

>wobble your opponent
>"yeah ok let's clinch up now bro"

>Allegiant ad on floor
wtf. How did this airplane company get a spot on the floor? I took this airline once and my plane had no a/c, shook like crazy the entire flight, and the snacks were not free. Cheapest flight though

my farts are fucking atrocious tonight

he talked about it on TUF

>its a fighter lives in the US their entire life but reps the country they were born in anyway

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This Pena kid would get folded by anyone his own size.

can I get stream link plz

why not Proper Twelve?

>women's hockey

Big Pretty is going to get an upset

All that monkey head

Please fuck off

I'm going to have to report you if you don't stop spamming whatsapp links

Decent first round, Peterson took a fair bit of damage though.

ufc.tv

America has no identity

Cut babies are ruining the ufc. Nobody wants to see pussies scared to fight people their size.

He would probably do pretty good at ww if he took the time to fill out.

What's the point of paying espn+ if you are still gettiny butload of ads

and why do you care
does it trigger u or something
thats what ur image is tellinng me

I wonder what he'd look like next to DC

I missed when they would mention missed weight during the bout.

I tried it at a bar it was terrible

>it's a /heem/ obsesses over it episode
>it's a you forgot "episode" episode

We get it, you're a teenager trying to find people to talk to since you have no friends, you can stop spamming your dead reddit chat now

Are there no unwanted children in the US?

Give it to me straight heem: Does Pettis have a chance against Wonderboy?

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Magomed Ankalaev is the ultimate cave-dwelling, last-remaining Denisovan

Im surprised he didnt rep his african side

watch.espnplus.com/

I prefer rye over bourbon, but they can't touch a nice well peated single malt IMO.

Doubtful, he's stiffer than a board and reliese too much on his size to stay off the mat.

fuck it i'll shave my beard

Pena is literally DC's teammate he's not going to go off on him kek

they did.......
white people need to fix their ears LOL

I thought as much, I had the opportunity to try some the other night, so I'm glad I did not.
Buckfast is the one and only, IMO

Fucking hate this shit. They wouldn't go back to the country the repping ever.

He was adopted by Americans because he is American I am assuming, maybe his biological parents knew the family that adopted him back in bumfuck Arkansas

I dislike everything about Luis Pena.

I've still got like a 1/4 of a bottle of that left i had as a meme from the Khabib fight

I don't drink enough whiskey to know if it is good or not

Yes, the Showtime Kick is a stronger attack than the Wonderwhirl. It should power through the clash of blows and knock Thompson out of the cage.

your pink hair is showing

Absolutely. Thompson is an old man and rarely does anything spectacular. Pettis might win by octagon control.

This fight has me heem sleepy. I couldn't care less about the outcome of this shit fest even if it ended in the greatest KO ever seen. Fuck these bums.

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>oh fuck, its that fuckin zip Furio

t. incellys

He's not a boring fighter.

Any webm of how Peterson got rocked early?

As a Scot, I would claim that all whiskey is shit

>Luis Pena

>White skin
>Mexican name
>Calls himself black
>Has an Italian flag next to his name for no reason

dios mio

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IT'S FEWKING SHITE

your chode is showing

Lol

quit being niggers.

Whitey is gassing hard

>white skin

what? he's brown af

pena is so fucking slow holy shit

im from USA. glad to say there is many more people like this here in America
google mma streams u cuck cazzie

Good fight. Peterson getting lit up. Pena taking cues from Max Holloway, but much much worse.

>Pena
>Mexican name
Brit education

Pena is every race possible

whos winning?

Any lanklet who misses weight should automatically get cut for being a pussy.

Normally playing guard is a brainlet strategy but I think Bepis has a chance if he forces Wonderboy to keep going to the mat with him

i certainly don't see the drawl except that it doesn't make you as fat as beer

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Peanut
U gadda bee on ur head

>FWs gassed in the 2nd
cringe

>Nationality and race are the same thing

Pena is beating the shit out Peterson, Peterson is doing nothing but throwing half hearted punches and moving forward.

the TRUE white man
and heres why thats a good thing

Was Anakin destined to become a Sith or would he have remained a jedi if not for his contact with Darth Sidious?

oh bruhs I just saw Maycee Barber's finish and that was weak as fuck

Why the fuck are these refs so soft on women?
They're fucking fighters not damsels in distress

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>Pena is every race possible

True. Pena literally proves that diversity is strength. The liberals were right all along.

both of these guys are trash and neither one of their careers will amount to anything in the ufc

Depends how you define boring. Technically he's very well-rounded. He's rangy, boxes fairly well. Throws knees very acurately. Obviously a good grappler.

But for a guy who relies on boxing, he just doesn't have any power. Peterson gassed super fast. His defense is extremely compromised. And Pena hit him with 6 or 7 shots that should have floored him. But none of them did.

A guy at that height really should do some deadlifts and eat some peanut butter, and move up to welter or even middle. I think he would do well. But a 148 catchweight for him is a joke.

BASED
A
S
E
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Dewars white label

is Peña the first breed?

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Pena is a nightmare matchup for Zabit when you think about it

hes the future..... and its Beautfiful

JJ didn't even complain. Was pretty obvious she was going to turtle and give up.

d11fe06834704ed20acd86dfb0b9543570aa3948

idea: height classes instead of weight classes
consequence: the only physiological advantages to be abused are either lower weight (better cardio) and higher weight (better firepower). no reach bullshit, no harmful weight cuts

why the fuck is pena grappling with this bum?

tfw tore rotator cuff and have employment pushup test on Monday, what do?

OOH OOH AH AH

>See girl getting beat up
>She might fall for you if you save her
>Wait a bit and let her get a little uglier first

Bad plan

Lankjitsu

Pena's so lanky he can body triangle from guard

For every .1 pound a fighter misses weight, said fighters opponent should be allowed 1 technical foul with no repercussions

Is Pena the first halfbreed you retards have ever seen? Who gives a fuck?

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idea: Argentina never says anything again

He was fucked from the beginning when those sandniggers killed his mom

pena looks like mcgreggors younger taller evil twin with an afro wtf

One arm pushups like a MAN

he looks more like a quadroon

Imagine being so bad at fighting you kill your kidneys to jab at midgets.

That would be a shit show I feel like

Fun fact Pena's mother was in the navy and had Pena out of wedlock with a Sicilian man from Naples. Pena as a result was born in Italy.

29-28 cutbabby mutt

Did Pena make weight?

t.

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Fuck these leeches, you need to at least reps both like Tony does

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Business idea: UFC but only with Pajeets

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California's giving amateurs a "minimum weight class" based on height and weight, not a bad idea

lmao, what a weird fight, it looks like the same with the memecutioner

Who the fuck is even winning

Imagine if Pena had power

Sad. Based Lucas drawing attention to the lifelong damage that early-age trauma can do to a child.

Peterson is horrible, jesus

Why are military women such sluts?

they might poo in the ring

no

peterson won via survive and hold

Will there be pooing in the octagon?

Another win for the Italian stallion

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wow no one cares!
kys you fuckin fag!

Pena wins

>both were gassed by the 2nd round

cut babbies were a mistake

trash fight trash fighters, cut these bums

>Peterson raising his arms like he won

how much CTE does he have?

The entirety of this fight was like when in EA UFC your stamina is gone but you keep throwing punches

Poo in octagoo

he should be nicknamed the Ginger Nigger

Who will clean up the poo between rounds? Ari?

If you are born in a coutry country, why should you reps another?

Has there ever been a good fighter with a Superman tattoo

>miss weight
>win fight
why don't more fighters just miss weight on purpose?

quintessentially Italian

the worst kind of loss, one where you just get beat up for 3 rounds and don't do anything

I bet he really regrets getting those tattoos

What was it?

>taller than DC
>fights 5 weight divisions lower

Because he hasnt lived there since he was born

nothing but bum vs bum fights until the main event

the mma leader

>tfw your picks are safe for now but you know you're not gonna win because you picked showtime instead of wonderboy

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*sigh*

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for him to do this tattoo, a lot.

Allow me to throw a wrench into your idea.

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The weigh in should go back to being right before the fight

I do that all the time and always get knocked out

>not liking good dick
let me show you the door *heems you*

dc is a manlet

>military rant

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Pena cucked by the military kek based af

you did it to yourself

>dc shorter than a featherweight

I mean it kinda irks me to but you gotta remember the jews did a real number on the American mindset, therefore most Americans find it "distasteful" to be proud of their country.

VBR is my boy now just to spite you dumbfucks.

Luis Penis

Gonna need that DC cringe

>DC cucking Luis

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hahah that post fight interview was awkward as fuck

BASED DC LEAVING THAT BUM IN THE DUST

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violent bob ross

>be interviewer
>violently grab and hold fighter like toe rogan
>cuck the little mutt winner

>OY VEY SUPPORT THE TROOPS AND FIGHT FOR ISRAEL GOY

>DC's face

top kek

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A FREAKJNG SCHAUB TRIBUTE? Based

Edit: wtf this isn’t Schaub, they ripped this from his twitter

twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1109118304092749824

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Oh my god I do not fucking care just start the fights ffs

kid going straight for the double leg

wtf is this shit

When I was in the Military shit like this always pissed me off and it still does

>manlet
key word: man

MUH TROOPS

prokleta je amerika

Who the fuck is cutting onions.

i'm lmaoing @ this pic

HOLY SHIT WGAF

Lol loser can't even heem a kid

>think they're training some sort of Daredevil-like UFC fighter from when he was a blind kid
>It's just another "soldier surprises his family" video
Disappointed.

dependapotomus

i have a feeling this is a result of ESPN

"You were such a big boy while I was gone...

BUT YOU STILL BOX LIKE A BITCH. KEEP YOUR GUARD UP, NUMBNUTS.

YIKES

FUCK
YES
MILITARY
WORSHIP

ENLIST NOW!

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>go and fight in some shithole for israel
>your wife becomes a blimp
>when you get home your son headbutts you in the dick

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Thank you for your service.

I'm tired of this. Tulsi has to win. Enough of this war bullshit.

Clap clap clap 5/5 would defend israel

SUPPPPPORT DA TROOP

>USA USA USA

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USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

>come home after a tour
>she's gaing ANOTHER 20lbs

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pls stop espn

Post the one where he falls in front of a moving truck while pooping and his head gets heemed

>woah, kid's mom looks pretty....
>turns around
Yikes!

>USA chant

Dumbest country that has ever existed, hands down.

USA USA

SHE THICCC

>All this shit for an E-6
Embarrassing

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we live in a Truman reality show

Ew is that fat hog his wife? How embarrassing. Looks like his mother

>amerisharts

Fuck you guys lmao edge lords with no one who loves you. I honestly feel bad you will never know that feel

Euros SEETHING

Webm of the DC thing?

holy shit i've barely been paying attention all night.
Have I missed a single thing?

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As a future U.S marine (in 8 years so I can be the oldest enlisted recruit) I disagree with this memery.
Usa usa usa

I know I'm getting older and turning into a soft pussy because that made me tear up to the point I had to walk away before I cried

I know that feel I picked Hot Balls Jr

Just pray for the meme magic

Imagine going off to war and that's the state of what you have to come home to.

82ND AIRBORNE HOOAH

someone post the DC mic gif

lmaoo

USA USA USA

America is lame but the military worship is fuckin great, I wish it was like that over here

>Be 6'3 and undefeated as a lightweight fighter
>Lose your first ever pro fight
>Decide to drop a further 10 lbs despite what happened to RDA, Smith, Santos, Gastelum, DC, Nunes, and countless others when they bumped up

negative IQ

>dad comes home from deployment
>try to double-leg him

what did he mean by this

I have a strong urge to join the military for some reason.

MOMMMYYYYYY AHHHHHH

Wonderboy finna get heemed, then have a flushed rematch with Till, its gonna be a kino promotion showing them both getting starched by lightweights

Is there literally anything you losers won't get triggered by? You have been triggered for the last 90 minutes by a constant stream of more meaningless things.

Huh? p*do? ive never heard this meme?

Wheres this coming from?

paid advertisment you gullible shits

Fucking dependapotamus.

Israel's not gonna defend itself

Was he even on a real deployment?

that is not the child of his sperm
mil wives cheat

>USA CHANTS

fuck off back to /pol/ you antisemitic loser
it's people like you that make us look bad

I’m lmao right now

jesus, ive seen lee fight before but i didn't realize his reach is 6 foot fucking 5

>maybe she's pregnant
Wait? Wtf!

USA USA USA USA

>there are antifa faggots in this thread that don't like this
Yikes, try having sex.

hahahahahahahah man this is perfect
enlisted with a fucking fat hog of a wife

get on TRT m8

jesus fucking christ

Stop touching your son

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>unironic USA chants

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>POLISHES JEEPS IN THE DESERT FOR NO REASON
>GETS CALLED A HERO

fucking awful idea

that kid was definitely a fag lmfao

Wow a kid saw his dad big fucking deal

that nigga is pog. I bet he is a dickhead too. fuck that guy. E4 mafia for life.

We all know the feeling

>America is lame
Pretty rich coming from you.

lmao at people caring about this we're better than they are lol america is the real terrorist amirite haha

the American military worship really is cringe desu though m8

worst thing is when some repubican accuses a democrat on twitter of not loving the military, then they rebuke them and it makes a military cocksucking match

hideous

Go die for your zog overlord cuck

A VIRAL MEME GOT THEM FREE FRONT ROW TICKETS LUL

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dc could butt fuck you and your dad at the same time

Based enlisted living the dream

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*30-27 unanimous decision wins in you are path*

Wish I didn’t have gay ass asthma and could join the military FUCK

I just want 100 percent white fighters, spamming hooks, above 195lbs, with a black screen anytime a fight is not happening.

>many honkie tonks

Figuireido looks like he suffers from major manlet rage

I do have people who love me. That’s why I don’t sign up to go fight in some shithole just to make people who don’t give a shit about me richer.

Stay cucked, Amerifats.

whered u get this picture of me

Holy shit how is Formiga #1 at Flyweight?
His best win looks like Little Pettis

What's going on in that division?

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Bellator had a big hoo-ha on their first Hawaii card, I think that's how they got around the taxes

You would probably cry if I slapped you

where is the aus who posts the webms? post the DC mic yikes cringe

yes
Maycee is /ourgirl/

could the American army remove this huge alligator from the sewer of my street?

These guys look alike

Reminder that the US military spends 100 of millions in taxpayer money in Hollywood to get shitty military movies produced. They probably get money to spend in sports too

Didnt his uniform say airborne u nigger

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dude. i've been to england many times. English people and your culture is really sad. most of you acknowledge it but are too timid to admit it. it's a trainwreck of a society over there

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bait harder, cafuck

It’s not about military worship you absolute autist. It’s about seeing a family reunited. Holy shit are you guys fucking gay. Literally seething at people who love and miss each other embracing. Y’all are fucking damaged.

E4s are the real heroes. LTs know the deal

Formiga vs alt costume Formiga.

Lmao, is that a huemonkey version of Dada 5000?

Guerra is shorter than the cage fuckin kek

Reminds me of when I lost a martial arts tournament in the US when I was 7, I ran up into the crowd and cried into my dad's shirt. Made him proud by winning trophies but he said my best moment was wheelkicking a lanklet off the mats and through the doorway. Teach you kids how to heem lads.

He still not originally from your contry, lived in a country is not a reason to represent then.

sorry for shitting on your plans after you drop out and grab a ged.

meanwhile the UK died after WW2. you got a loicense for the post mate?It said he "deployed" with them. That nigger had Taco Bell on a fob every day. gtfo

>Deiveson "dews dê guera" Figueiredo

kek.

Brazilians are so cringe

Is it more cringe when establishment Dems pretend to love the military? Also "muh republicans". Republicans and democrats are shit you euro fucking trash, fuck you. Tulsi 2020 suck my cock.

Somebody make a proper gamethread no Schaub shit please

that means they made at most a couple movies

holy fuck...like cafucks have any fucking room to talk..holy shit, you are fucking stupid

he came in overweight though
thats cheating

when u think about it truman's show was a society
in other words truman lived in a society
as do we
we live in a society

this man had a little too much monkey soup

I would rather die fighting for Israel than join some Nazi larping pieces of shit like you!

>literally going to college for free as we speak

u retarded?

extra Schaub shit please

Prolly cum 2bh

I bet no one even likes you. Fess up. You're a miserable piece of shit. You know it, we all know it.

Pround french canadian, go fuck yourself amerimutt

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hahahahahaha...you're fucking pathetic

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What I got out of the military:
>started lifting
>high tolerance for the utmost bullshit
>free school and job free through college

What I lost from the military:
>happiness
>respect for the military
>my knees

Fuck yeah.

Headed to the UFC store to buy some Reebok apparel that the fighters are forced to wear instead of making endorsement money from sponsors to supplement the fucking ~50k pittances most of them fight for.

Fuck Dana White.

i'm 25 it's just that my emotions are actually developing

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>sherdog.com/fighter/Luis-Enrique-Herrera-Pena-254905
kike is for Enrique, like dick is for Richard

This is what I told my previous employer but they still fired me.

soft cunt