/mlb/ general - FINAL WEEKEND edition

Just keep repeating MUH CAL RIPKEN JR

he represents the worst team in baseball so you would be a pretty loyal fan to start following now

hello

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astros desu

Fine posts gentlemen mighty fine

go daddies

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Nats doggo poster, I'm calling you out. Post that dog now or I'll do something really nasty.

I want to see the White Sox animes!

>National League East
1. Phillies
2. Nationals (WC)
3. Mets
4. Braves
5. Marlins
>National League Central
1. Cardianls
2. Bewers (WC)
3. Reds
4. Cubs
5. Pirates
>National League West
1. Dodgers
2. Rockies
3. Padres
4. Diamondbacks
5. Giants
>American League East
1. Yankees
2. Red Sox (WC)
3. Rays (WC)
4, Blue Jays
5. Orioles
>American League Central
1. Indians
2. Twins
3. White Sox
4. Royals
5. Tigers
>American League West
1. Astros
2. Angels
3. Rangers
4. Athletics
5. Mariners

Comfiest ballpark lads?

For me it's PNC

*out-thinks you*
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

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New Yankee Stadium

>rookie with a 6-0 record
>with a 2.03 era on the year
>a terrific strike out to walk ratio
>nationally televised game
>bases loaded
>pitcher at bat
>proceed to throw 5 wild pitches in one inning
What the fuck went wrong?

Is this Rick Ankiel?

So... just 5 days left and the baby talking samefaggots still haven't left? Oh man, it's gonna be a looooooooooooong season.

Ian Happ? more like...

bein CRAP LOL

told that joke to my friend earlier and i cant not sotp LAUGHING

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I don't get it

because he got sent to TRIPLE AAA

Oh lol good 1

Ethan Hawke?

thank you please dont steal it

Based Birdland poster.
Proof that it is the best logo in sports. Remember the names Robinson, Ripken, and Palmer. When the team eventually rebuilds and makes a World Series run you can prove your cred as a legitimate fan by repeating those names and people will believe you.

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they are called the baltimore orange ducks, worst team in baseball history

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Vlad is gonna be so good.

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That's not the Phillies.

philthies arent real.

another fun fact about the orange ducks: every player who has every played for them was allergic to peanuts

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>worst team in baseball history
>not the Philthies
Who ever thought it was a good idea for a major team to be called the [city name] [city name]ies anyway?

This was during one of the chimpouts and no spectators were allowed to attend.

But once they get good he'll be called a lifelong. You can't win here.

oh yeah you know that "one" time

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This one?

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Ian Happ be like herp derp strike three xD
Iowa?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

FUCK THE PHILLIES
FUCK THE MARLINS
FUCK THE RED SOX
FUCK THE ORIOLES
FUCK THE DODGERS
FUCK THE CUBS
FUCK THE PADRES
FUCK THE ROYALS
FUCK THE JAYS
FUCK THE BREWERS
FUCK THE BRAVES
FUCK THE WHITE SOCKS
FUCK THE ROCKIES
FUCK THE ANGELS
FUCK THE INDIANS
FUCK THE YANKEES
FUCK THE TWINS
FUCK THE MARINERS
FUCK THE TIGERS
FUCK THE ATHLETICS
FUCK THE RANGERS
FUCK THE METS
FUCK THE NATIONALS
FUCK THE REDS
FUCK THE PIRATES
FUCK THE CARDINALS
FUCK THE GIANTS
FUCK THE DIAMOND BACKS
LETS GO ASTROS 2019 WOOT WOOT

GUYS. I GOT MY FIRST HITS TODAY. A JAKE CAVE AUTO AND A JAKE CAVE ORANGE OUTTA 50!.

eat shit

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cringe

go stros

go stros

49th for The washington Baseball Eagles.

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Listen here faggots if we got a problem lets settle it. Give me a time and a place and I'll heem both of you dumbasses

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We don't fight here, fighting is for cavemen

>Corbin gone
>Machado gone
>Harper gone
>Snell gone
>Sale gone
>Trout gone
>Verlander gone
All according to plan faggots - the true goal was Cole, Lindor and Betts.

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I got no problems, I was highkey bragging about getting hits from a baseball set.

Future Phillie Mookie Betts?

Future YANKEE Mookie Betts - we will eat the wins everyday with him brah lmfoa

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This is psychotic

RAAAAAAAAAAA LETS FUCKING ROCK N ROLL BITCHES

Future Ranger Mookie Betts

>ian crapp
>cusb

FUCK OFF

Who's the best Jewish baseball player of all time?

What the fuck did i just watch?

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Paul Goldschmidt

I don't think he's Jewish, Bregman is tho

Hank Greenberg

Goldy's Evangelical

Easy one, Sandy Koufax. Alex Bregman for current players.

Scott Boras

I'm actually gonna say Hank Greenberg. He might not have had a single season better than Koufax's three best but Greenberg had a better, longer career.

Schlomo Lipetz

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I'm happy he got sent down. He's shit they should have traded him and Schwarber when they still had value

Why do the Rockies still employ Ian Desmond despite being the worst player on guaranteed money in baseball right now?

Schwarber isn't the problem.

well he's hitting .342/.468/.632 in spring training for one

They aren't willing to eat the money. It was a really odd signing to begin with. Desmond was always a good, but flawed hitter who was getting a lot of his value from playing a not-so-good SS. Why you'd go after that for 1B is a bit of a mystery. I think Colorado's feelings towards some of the other non-Blackmon/Dahl OF in their system right now plays a part, too.

>no Rays

Future White Sock Mookie Betts

The Rockies have had exactly one season of 1.0 or more WAR production from a first baseman since Todd Helton's last good year (2011).

Just play McMahon there full time or something idk why they're underusing him at ripe age of blossoming.

Right, but Desmond was generating a lot of his WAR from the fact that he was penciled in at SS. It follows that just moving him to 1B would eat into that by a lot.

There was a Dan Symbiorski(?(The guy who created ZIPS)) twitter thread on the rockies being retarded

There was a Dan Symbiorski(?(The guy who created ZIPS)) twitter thread on the rockies being retarded..

I retarded it

>Which ballpark has the best grass?
Busch Stadium (St. Louis) - 29.6 percent
Coors Field (Denver) - 20.4 percent
PNC Park (Pittsburgh) - 11.4 percent
Yankee Stadium (New York) - 8.5 percent
Camden Yards (Baltimore) - 4.8 percent

>Which rink has the worst ice?
Oakland Coliseum (Oakland) - 16.8 percent
Great American Ballpark (Cincinnati) - 10.7 percent
AT&T Park (San Francisco) - 10.7 percent
Fenway Park (Boston) - 8.6 percent
Wrigley Field (Chicago) - 5.9 percent

Ian Happ lol

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This is crazy!!

No but think of the haul they could have gotten if they traded those two when everybody thought they were amazing

another scum bag troll with nothing better to do than troll. fuck you troll!

Douche

uh oh here comes the discord!

worst ice
w0t

Sorry my mistake

ian can't!!

/mlb/ make ya seeth?

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This is beyond all reason!!!!

where is the order?!!! where's the logic?!!!!!!!!!

What in the world...?

post a bigger version if you have it, needs some edit

Yo
This all seems coordinated so I think you're right lol

This illusion... no... this reality... it's becoming an illusion! This place... we need to leave this place... for our own sanity... we need to go back to Fangraphs where they respect us!!!

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he's on to us...

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Are you going to just run soldier?! run away?! you gonna let ya ass hit the door?! Well no not me! not me oneeeeee bit! I have courage and pride! I'm going to fight against these guys! You can join me or you can just sit on your sorry ass!

thanks m'lady
*spits* scumbag

Sorry sometimes I get ahead of myself

lol...retard

Oh but the day is already won... and the next!!!

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sorry sir... I really messed up D:

>quality
lrn2photoshop

Oh f---... oh balls! I really fudged it up this time... oh beans

Not Cole but deGrom

>photoshop

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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Im scared

this is crazy!!!!!1

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dios mio....

la creatura

el abominacion...

dear gosh....

What in the nine hells?

lord have mercy

Kill it with fire from orbit!

santa maria!

ri/c/e owls!!

What if the baseball players were Gundams ???

MARINERS

oh this guy is asking for a spanking :3

Oh well in that case..!

*spankie* *spankie* oh here's another one *spankie*!!!

Someone close the curtains... late night /mlb/ is NOT for everone

spank posting better not become the next thing

Spainku!

sorry sir

Gentlemen I present to you the next best thing:

Postposting!

Allow me to explain:

"Post"

posties to the posts!

Oh! Monumental! Complex in its own simplicity... sublime. An instant icon.

How do you cure the yips?

something else.... explored all generals on Yea Forums.... but none.... none give vibes of this general.... oh god..... im seeing the daisys.... im walkin toward the light.... help!

micro doses of benzodiazepines

steroids
no really look it up

>spicswing

a slap in the face from a woman with more balls than you

>germ*ns

what do you want from us? please take anything you want! I am on my knees. Please forgive us

We're very sorry

Germans? More like germs

holy based!

This guy's with me.

Post?

this is unbearable ugh

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Parisians? More like parisites

You now remember Miguel Tejada.

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oh yea, i think cespedes replaced him in my brain

Which players are hard to get out of your head?

I inhaled quite sharply through my nose reading that

>cuscubas

>purchased THE SHOW this morning
>leaving it to download for a few hours
>working today instead of Thursday

I NEED MY BASEDBALL NOW

Rockies fans who do you think is more likely to end up with the 2b job, McMahon or Hampson

His son is in the Phillies system

>The last weekend to enjoy fully before baseball makes every weekend stressful for months

We'll make it to November bros. It's not too far away.

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They are both raking so who knows.

Murphy
Desmond at first

>Desmond at first

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mini machichi

Is there a team with a lineup more different than last year than the Phillies
>2018
1. Cesar Hernandez, 2B
2. Odubel Herrera, CF
3. Carlos Santana, 1B
4. Rhys Hoskins, LF
5. Nick Williams, RF
6. Miakel Franco, 3B
7. Jorge Alfaro, C
8. Scott Kingery, SS
>2019
1. Andrew McCutchen, LF
2. Jean Segura, SS
3. Bryce Harper, RF
4. Rhys Hoskins, 1B
5. JT Realmuto, C
6. Maikel Franco, 3B
7. Odubel Herrera, CF
8. Cesar Hernandez, 2B

Mest
>2018
Brandon Nimmo, CF
Yoenis Cespedes, LF
Jay Bruce, RF
Asdrubal Cabrera, 2B
Todd Frazier, 3B
Adrian Gonzalez, 1B
Kevin Plawecki, C
Noah Syndergaard, P
Amed Rosario, SS
>2019
LF Brandon Nimmo
2B Robinson Cano
RF Michael Conforto
C Wilson Ramos
1B Pete Alonso
CF Keon Broxton
3B Jed Lowrie
SS Amed Rosario (R)

>that 2018
>Conforto started over 150 games

Who here going to opening day?

Dodgers win!

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>baseball tryouts are in 3 weeks
>my heart is still fucked
How fix

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Have you tried steroids?

dog

need to be 18 years or older to post here

guys I found verlander's Yea Forums account!!

enjoy your fat GF

thank you i tried to imitate what you described and then smiled

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Birbz

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Rockies sleeper WS contenders

Great Post

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enjoy your dog

The marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

Dodgers put the "D"s in 3DPD!

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Gaysconsin fag weeb

Based
2D>3D

Holy shit pads get your shit together

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This is horrible, last year's denny's girl poster was based.

how is OOTP? never played, thinking about it

Those plastic lips

:)

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Her face is some uncanny valley shit, looks like a sex doll

‘ate bombston
‘ate new yock
‘ate miami
‘ate bufflo
‘ate pittsbug
‘ate loss angeles
‘ate dallas
'ate the nashinal league
‘ate niggers
‘ate spics
‘ate mooselums
‘ate chinks
‘ate injuns
‘ate yurop
‘ate astralia
‘ate the aaf
‘ate the nfl
love me monday night raw
love me orioles
love america
simple as that

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>love me monday night raw
Finna yikesola

...based...!

>old gay

old baysed make ya seeth?

Old Gay is so fat he'd eat entire cities, then love a city like Baltiless

I'm mad at old bay:(

lagares > broxton

>'ate the nfl

please stay in /nfl/, we don't want you here

Based so based post here more man!! Excited for the season?

Yes sir.

Im here every summer. Deal with it

Why are you here the Orioles aren't winning shit this year

kyle schwarbie oh my

Rate my futures bets

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So I should just abandon the team of my ancestors because they wont win the World Series this year?

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Oreos make ya seeth?

That was a good inning

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He'll make a mistake and be on his 5th trip by july. Leave him to his samefagging

based old baysed showing resounding loyalty

4 fucking days for another disappointing year

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But you got Robinson Cano! You can't lose!

>mest

I believe in the mest

mesties makin ya seeth!

Seeth at the seethies!

This is crazy

So here's my number

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Nobody listens to your classical music here you 20yo boomer

911? Hello, how are you?

Cristhian Adames with a bases clearing double!
18-6

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5-1-0-6-7

spanku!

its the same girl. Based plastic surgery

Oh!

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you're asking for it (`へ´*)ノ

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S-sorry!

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sorry won't get you outta this one mister!
(=ﾟ ωﾟ)つ )ﾟ∀ﾟ)

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Uwaa! *runs*

Cringe!

Based!

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Weebies are in the building!

based...based!

weebie of the dark corridor reporting!!!

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Rip jose ramirez

24-6
I hope the padres aren't playing any of those 'top prospects' today

It says here that the Mets are big doodoo heads. Is that true?

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Based Orioles truly /ourguys/

Considering it's spring training, no one cares

OHHH NOOOO
WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE BOYS

You need yo get this tattoo

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MAXIMUM OVERCOPE

seeth!

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Ew

hey guys I just ate 4 donut sandwiches
>t. BAJP

Cubs win!
Cubs win!

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Fuck off, BAJP is our guy
You won't find a better frontline banter boy

>dasd

I'm so happy :D

Trip on lord of the lard

No matter what you are going through right now, just remember that you will eventually fail and have to live with that failure until your inevitable death

Someone get this hothead outta here

ugh please stop ;_;

Devil get behind me!!!

not me

This just got too f--ing real..

D:

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What would it take to move east coast games to, say, 5:00 local time?

meant to say west coast games no bully

baseball

If someone want some extra baseball tonight, the Day 3 of Spring Koshien will start in less of 30 mins

>Japanese High School baseball
Yeah. Thanks but no thanks. Fuck off.

Oh you can die now asshole

this is an outrage

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You heard me. Fuck off.

sorry sir it won't happen again

Fight me faggot

sorry I don't want to fight sorry again

Oh wow looks like we got some kinda tough guy itt!!

Don't get too excited cubs, you're still shit

Holy bantz!

Theo is going to fire the best coach you've had in 100 years because he needs a scapegoat to take the blame for his own terrible FA signings and trades. Even after winning, the cubs are still incompetent

lmao fucking faggot. still amd over 2016 lmfao. I wonder what small market team your from and laugh sometimes. We're going to win it all this year, we got G-PA rossy in the FO and possibly coaching, Bryzzo's healthy, bombin baez, wild willy, attentive almora and smashing schwarber... Your faggot ass team can't even compete hahahahah. Also don't forget dueling darvish is out for a total recovery and ole reliable lester is still in the building with the professor in the mix. Your team is laughably fucked

lol

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>phoneposting
lol

>I N-NEVER WANTED HIM

The genny is under siege!

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uh the cubbies own ya yall stilll soooo mad lmaoooooo!

We're basically a team of 9 all stars on any given day lmao

Do something about it- oh wait you cant lmao

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they got da bauer they got da speed
bout to get the ace n work /mlb/ into a seeth!
well this is the year and the cubbie rule!
leave ya team in a pool of blood!!!

bauie to daddies!

>(((Greenberg)))

What about Old King Cole?

lmao old king cole's stuff is eternal...fucking eternal bro... I personally adhere to him by the name of Harmonious Hamels

omigosh!!

>not pool of drool

Oh that is IT

>lester is still in the building
!!!

cubs over/under 115 I say over

way way under

dumb motherfucker dont respond to me idiot tool

what would a team name look like that starts with xe?
xeons?
xenophobes?
xerxes?
xenomorphs?

Your midget spic aint gonna carry you guys

Calm down man, you're causing a scene....

This

Calm down falseflagging cub posters the cubs are garbage and not worth a fuck this season, eat my shorts!

>How Cubs ownership is functioning

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>How Cubs ownership should be functioning

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Spanku!

what a shitty shop

Nice pic

Someone finally said it.

go make your own oc

>go make your own oc
Right back at ya

>Shop
>OC
Goku is not impressed

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>Trout actively said he didn't want to be a Phillie
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Cubs are about $20M short of dropping 10 spots in the draft. Maybe there is an argument for incurring that penalty for Harper or maybe Corbin, but I'm not sure who else their fans wanted. Pollock maybe? They have some of the highest ticket prices in the league, so I do think their fans have a right to complain.

>Cubs designate Brian Duensing for assignment, sign reliever Tim Collins
RIP Duns

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Also the bullshit with their new channel where they're going to lock all games behind a paywall. One of the reasons why Cubs became so popular was because they were on WGN the superstation and everyone could watch them. It's the main reason the Cubs have a fanbase across the country.
Fucking Rickets, at least the their puppet for the ward lost the election.

pussy

I wouldn't be surprised if the belt is partially tightening because now that it is underway they believe their channel is going to have real growing pains. I find it a bit of an odd route to take with the cable subscription landscape, but it's their team I guess.

Let’s say I’ve hit a triple, a double, and a home run. I’m the last batter for my team in the top of the ninth and we lead by ten. If I hit a solid line drive right to the gap, is it against the unwritten rules of baseball to hold up for the single to complete the cycle? Why or why not?

Yes

It seems like everything is against the "unwritten rules" these days. Baseball players are a bunch of sensitive faggots.

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Most people would expect the player to stop at first. No one gives a shit with a 10 run difference.

It's not the Unwritten rules, Its the TNB that is creeping into America's pasttime.

You now remember Yordano Ventura

It's going to have growing pains because the Cubs, in their infinite wisdom, are teaming up with a network synonymous with right wing propaganda. And this was after people were celebrating their attempt to buy out the Tribune company fell through.
They're going to war with comcast, who supplies over half of cable TV to the Chicago. If anything, they should have broken the bank by signing someone like Harper as a means of driving up interest for the network. Now, everything is looking to be a bust.

It wouldn't be against the unwritten rules to do that, if you showboat going down to first, that would be a violation and grounds for having a ball thrown at your head.

Not really, it keeps people in line to respect the game. Otherwise you'd have more drama fags. If there's a real problem, it's settled with their fists on the field.

When a batter charges the mound, why doesn't a batter just keep their bat and use it on the pitcher? It would send a message not to throw at him to everyone else in the league.

Worst case scenario is every other pitcher beans you but that’s a free base and another opportunity to clobber some hurler.

>Local guy slugging his way to his favorite team's roster
I love it. Hope he makes it

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cubs,phillies,padres,brewers, and dodgers are all butt, GO ASTROS!

Well if you keep charging and injuring pitchers who throws at you with a bat, even if you get suspended, wouldn't pitchers sooner or later have to take a risk assessment of is if worth it to throw at someone who's going to try and cave their skull in a bat?

>try and cave their skull in with a bat
HA!!

What are you going to do? Block it? Say goodbye to your pitching arm.

lads, i moved out of my parents and now im lonely...how do you recover from this?

I wasn't disagreeing with you, I was laughing at the humor of you wording

Difference between an assault charge and attempted murder

How about you make sure not to aim for their head and only get in one good wack, as opposed to trying to beat them for the few seconds you have?

Going after a pitcher's arm would be the most devastating thing you could do to them.

right in the ribs senpai. have fun with that stretch Clayton

If you can kill someone with one swing to the ribs, that's just natural selection at work.

Which players would you give a good wack and why?

Bautista and Machado. 3rd world attitudes belong in the 3rd world.

Spankie!

Oh!

*spankie* *spankie* you think deserve this! aaaand *spankie!!*

This is an outrage!

Reds!

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

Spank posters, welcome to the list.

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God bless you inspector

uh oh retard alert

Can you please keep an eye on Old Bay, inspector? He's been spying on /mlb/ lately.

hm... I have bigger fish to fry. But your word is my command. Although he has been on quite good behavior, I'll take a look at it.

Best Baltimore fan

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what's up retards, i want to get into baseball but the 800 million different stats intimidate me, wtf do i do

oh god why are you so brash?

The only important stat i #s of cold beers and ribs at the BBQ... lawn chair maybe a sun umbrella... AM radio tuned in just right... oh and som sippin' springtime lemonade... yes sir that's just fine by me

Go and watch, do what you can, enjoy the sport while you're still young, because once you hit that age, it's honestly different with each person, but you'll be looking back on it wishing you could even just be around people playing the game, so close to the field, even going back to coach doesn't feel the same. Enjoy it friend, while you still can

mmmm sounds like a great time... maybe bring the lady's over... get some of that home made casserole all the neighbor's love... maybe play some runnin' bases with the kids... have a few cold ones n share some memories...

Mm nothin like the smell of some chalk down the first base line gotta love the feel of the bases yum n fun indeed maybe some midgame snacks chips for the kids and an assortment of d'oeuvres for the adults fun times in the n-hood fun times indeed

oh I hope Barb makes some of that homemade apple pie that everyone loves for the game

the baseball gods blessed us with lots of sunshine today folks

kids in the yard playin catch... you see how she looks at lil Pete? We'll be brothers in law someday Bill... who's gonna grill at the wedding?

tinkering in the garage during the game... givin the ol mower a tune up... spark plugs & filters all brand new... mm gotta sharpen that blade someday... but I can't sit here in the shade when the sun's shinin'...

a boy's gotta learn to be a man some day marge... mmm I promise he'll do his homework right after I teach him to change up the oil on the ole tucker... hes a smart kid, after that and the game he'll be studying... gotta give him some credit he's my boy afterall

boy's got his head in those books... smart as a whip... throws the ball like a big leaguer too... boy's gonna get a full ride to vandy... get a real education

oh my lord i forgot to turn the corn!

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/mlb/ after hours music

youtube.com/watch?v=qg17h4mrraI

I don't like that new rock n roll betty not one bit... boy's been listenin to it while out playin ball with the neighborhood kids... talks of ungodly things betty... hes got all the talent an brains in the world but still gotta thing or two to learn

he's just a boy, earl

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this is psychotic

It's something

>Fuck off.

it was ok until this
its ok you dont like, after all taste is taste

but you waas rude oooooh boy you was rude as fuck, do your mom doesnt gave you manners? do you say fuck off to your mom when she doesnt give an food that you likes? i bet that she would kick your ass hard if you told it to her

>Someone finally said it
>he needs someone to say no

awww poor child

>the state of the media in 2019

I'm sorry sir

There's another Brazilian around here who's into NPB too

this is my new waifu

>NPB
lol you dumb douchebag! you dumb douchenozzle!!!! NPB =/= Koshien DOUCHE!

actually i am that guy, but i was without trip beacuse i was posting in another board

actually i like NPB too user, but nice bait

Oh lol sometimes it's hard to tell

Fly away troll

>tfw ABG will lose all his cheerfulness by taking retarded anons seriously and it turns him bitter and angry

no I didn't mean to bait I was just going off the presumption that you weren't ABG and were talking about koshien please understand and give me another chance.
sorry I'm trying to curb my actions

Retarded is a bad word. We're handicapable

nah im light
i just that to put some people in his deserving place

im the type of guy that is cool but reprimands when needed

damn... ABG isn't afraid to bring out the spankie belt! based!

Based ABG don't take shit from nobody

shut up downy deuce

>reprimands when needed
now just who the heck do you think you are

Sorry I'm trying my best

sorry sir.

I wish ABG would forgive me... I didn't mean it that way ...

i? I'm just a passing-through Internet User. Remember that

just dont be rude next time, sometimes you can make someone sad acting like that

thank you I'll learn from it I just thought I'd let this guy know but I went about it totally the wrong way. Thank you

>Remember that
you're not my boss, i'll forget whatever i want whenever i want

what are we even talking about again

when are the next koshies abg?

t. alzimer deficient grandpa

the games are happening from 8pm et until the quarter finals i think

>alzimer deficient grandpa
ADG > ABG

Argument: It is perfectly acceptable to be a fan of 1 (one) team in each league for the sake of wanting to watch more baseball teams compete IF
1. The two teams are not rivals nor have a significant history of rivalry
AND
2. You do not change what teams you are a fan of
This is a rock-solid argument, but I'm sure that one (or more) of you losers will try to argue with it. So go ahead... try to debate me.

Spankies to the genny!

my sides

>The two teams are not rivals nor have a significant history of rivalry

do Mest and Yankees count up on it?
i always wonder if there is a rivlaity about those two

no please!

I'm not a fan of either team myself, but I do think that there is a mutual feeling of rivalry between the teams. Everyone considers the Yankees their rivals, but I think Yankees only consider theirs to be Mets and R. Sox.

kyle schwarbie!!

Mets and Yankees "fans" switch back and forth, depending on which team is doing better at the time. I think it's due to inhaling hobo piss fumes.

Much like how White Sox "fans" switch to being Cubs "fans" and vice versa depending how who's not shit that year.

Phillies!

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Wrong

This is not true at all
People would call you out

no they dont

Yankee fans dont really give a fuck about the Mets, but if they happen to be having their 1 decent year every decade or so good for them, theyre loveable losers

the Jews love Mets for some reason though, the Jets too... Jews Jets Mets

Anyone else spend all day waiting for ABG post?

Sup bro

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Jewish rootless cosmopolitans support metropolitans over America’s Yankees. Color me surprised

Angels to beat dodgers tonight, AGAIN!

Good morning, lads.

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Good morning, dads.

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mfw the Rags lost to their AAA team

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Most of the Mets' projected starting lineup has a batting average over .300 and their pitching staff has an ERA over 5.00. I don't think either of these are particularly indicative of how things will go during the regular season.

tfw flying out to dallas to watch the cubs v rags for opening day. Should be absolute kino

>Israel is a Mets fan
Not surprising if I'm honest.

>mfew only one other poster here outside the Western Hemisphere
The seven-hour time difference sucks for watching live games.

Greenberg for batters, Koufax for hitters.

I'm thinking they start off hot like last year, the nl east is going to be a tough division though
Rags stadium is underrated

There's something about those old smooth helmets from the 80s and 90s that I miss

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Does Recker make you seeth? If so why?

>are teaming up with a network synonymous with right wing propaganda.
That's basically irrelevant to most people outside of the Boystown crowd -- the same kind of people who convinced themselves the most anti-Russian president since the Cold War who is literally a front man for the same Clinton-era Brady bond kosher nostra loot crew was a "Russian operative". The real problem is that it is that it is simply a new channel that sounds like it is going to need an additional surcharge on the cable bill to get in an era when cable subscriptions keep falling year over year. I assume many of the continuing subscribers are dropping down a tier or so in their packages, as well.

Daddy I need spankies!

How bad are the Orioles gonna be?

The fuck is wrong with you niggas

Before jumping to a conclusion, I'd really prefer to give you the opportunity to specify who this group is that you think there is something wrong with.

Probably very bad. A good portion of last season's train wreck is still on the roster outside of their best player.

astros desu

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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losedians are such trash.

This right here

Mariners are still undefeated. Are other teams even trying?

I don't like our pitching that much to be honest. I think Syndergaard is a little bit overrated and the bullpen is also overrated, and there is very little pitching depth. But the lineup is good

BRYCE HARPER IS AT BAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Bryce Harper needs to give that bad ball a spankies!

HARPIE WALKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't wait for the mlb season to begin so that all these fags can get the hell out of MY threads

Oh this bad boy's asking for it

pissconshit broors fan detected

why are there so many faggots on /mlb/ now? not a fan of this

Wrong, Sinclair is poison to a healthy democracy, just like you are in your attempt to defend them.

I'm not defending Sinclair -- I'm merely highlighting the reality that their interests and the interests of the #resistance aren't functionally different. Kill kill kill Russians. Kill kill kill Russians. Kill them cause their White and our empire is dead.

I blame the lifelongs

lets go CUBBIE GO CUBBIE :DDDDD

As I said, your attempts to defend them by invoking the 'both sides' defense, makes you no better than them.

>tfw nobody beleebed in us

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houspie spotted! time for a new thread!

There aren't "both sides". There is the MIC goal of dismembering and looting Russia. That's it and that's all. Now you've got every mudblood sub-90 IQ mouthbreather in America geared up for the forever war because they think a guy who is shipping billions of dollars of heavy weapons to back up a Khazar occupational government in Ukraine installed by his nigger predecessor to drive the Russians out of the Black Sea is a literal Russian agent.

as a yankee fan, what is syndergaard's problem? he seems like he's trying too hard to make himself a superstar while deGrom has started to become one.

>Syndergaard is a little bit overrated
Nah.
>the bullpen is also overrated
The bullpen is a grab bag but has also been greatly improved over previous years. This has always been our most glaring weakness, one fully exposed by the Royals at the most critical hour.
>and there is very little pitching depth
True, but recall that we reached the wild card game in '16 and the verge of the WS in '06 with basically a pile of pixie dust on the mound. Good hitting does a lot to pick up the slack and
>the lineup is good
this is the first time I've felt offensively dangerous in a long while. Assuming Jeff and Pete don't turn into pumpkins and Scooter, Amed and Zimmo keep on keeping on, this is going to be quite the division race.

All aboard! New thread time!

>every astro fan is the same user
You seem upset.

If Syndergaard doesn't reach upper 20s in starts this year he is officially overrated.

fuck all these babyposters and actually go stros cause houston is a great city

Health is distinctly separate from talent, user.

How do you feel about conforto? I ended up with a lot of mest on my fantasy team on accident

talent =/= value, he's overrated if he can't stay healthy

Really positive. I'm convinced he's a potential 30/100 guy, particularly with the protection this lineup gives him.

That I will concede.

The batting average is the question. Home runs and slugging percentage should be good. The projections have him hitting in the .250s but he really should be hitting more like in the .270s or even the .280s

I cant wait for >mest posting this year when the >mest struggle to break .500

best in the AL West

faggot take the Tigers off of that we gave you Verlander REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

win something

Don't really care about avg as long as his obp is decent

we are trying hard!

get this houspie outta here!

i suppose that will have to do

do NOT post in the early thread
do NOT encourage the threadies

Redpill me on Christin Stewart

100% this.

new thread

she was good in a lot of her arthouse stuff, she's underrated despite doing Twilight just for the paycheck.

Hang on, wait.

early threads will NOT be tolerated

nope

shant

sick of this early shit.

ON-TIME non spergtastic, finish here then migrate
NEW

to bad

Still early

Late thread
both in post and number

Use

go away threadie

i'm fine with that thread being deleted as long as the WAY EARLIER goes, too

kys yourself

earlyfag fucking hang

500 also fuck thread making autists

non-early or at least less early, fuck:

All the same guy

...

Real