/hoc/

Saturday is for hockey!

Games played today:
Coyotes @ Devils (1-2 SOT)
Islanders @ Flyers (4-2)
Blackhawks @ Avalance (2-4)

In progress:
Senators @ Oilers (2-2, 3rd period)

To come:
Wild @ Hurricanes
Bruins @ Panthers
Sabres @ Canadiens
Rangers @ Leafs
Predators @ Jets
Penguins @ Stars
Lightning @ Blues
Flames @ Canucks
Ducks @ Kings

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twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

First for beer

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feet

First for Wild

For me, it’s watching the wild and jackets BOTH miss the playoffs

>when every single one of your teams lose

go knights

>only average teams playing today

Comcast guy is 3 hours late just got here now. At least he’s white.

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For me, it's listening to sad music and contemplating suicide while I wait for hockey to start

>snes/soilers
>average
Bit of an overstatement

Forgot to add:
Red Wings @ Golden Knights

Take a chill pill please

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Based Dansk OP

ice

Anaheim is the most boring team in the league desu

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cold

I thought the mascot for ted was some kind of angry grasshopper thing

at least anaheim is white

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No California team is white

A V A L A N C H E

i like to shit on the soilers too but lets be honest here, the past decade for the avs has been pretty abysmal. i grew up watching and admiring sakic too, i dont want to see him fail like this, but its hard to make an argument for the avs being successful under his leadership.

S U C K S

Sakic is playing the League dude. You have no idea what this guy’s long game entails. Promise he gets his name on the Stanley Cup again

“No”

based

youtube.com/watch?v=93kU1KTiZ4E

kekerino

just took a huge Colorado, it was way worse than the Minnesota I took yesterday. Two flushes again

Why do people like carpooling with Blackhawks fans? Because you can park in the handicap zone

remember when ottawa went to a finals?

laine got a few hours of fortnite in today. expect a laine-hatty tonight (2powerplay goals + an emptynetter)

>chiarelli unironically signed koskinen
Can we all agree he's the worst GM if the modern era?

wow the oilers are so bad lol

What up niggas

Remember when America was a white Protestant nation

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>losing to the Sens
Yikes

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its going to take the soilers like another 5+ years to begin to undo some of the shit chia did

Thinking about some thoughts

imagine how much stronger bionic bulju is now

No

He probably didn't get anything bionic. Rather they probably shaved off the mutated bone.

based

cringe

based

Me too

T E D S
E
D
S

>Beat the jykkets
>lose to snes
what does this say about the Teds?

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I agree.
Just a shame Kroenke doesn't give a shit about the state of the team and he won't be let go. His only claim to fame at this point is selling off all of >our key players fleecing Dorion.

t. incel

Stay mad

what if montreal gets the first wild card spot?

that the sens dont give a shit and have a lot to work on next season. they should be better if they stay healthy and find a better netminder since craig is dead after this season

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the snes are going to be a welfare budget team next year. they will probably even take on a few bad contracts just to get up to the salary floor.

>chiarelli unironically signed koskinen
This is the delusion of Soilers fans. Are they the thickest of niggers in North America? Nicholson SAID IN THE PRESS CONFERENCE AFTER THE SACKING THAT SIGNING KOSKINEN WAS A GROUP DECISION.

You fucking retarded soiler cunt

Of course. Sens have based Lindberg on the roster.
youtube.com/watch?v=iGUGZ6xt1lg

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>le x > y > z meme
literally 90% of the teams can game plan and beat any team in the same league, if you're not memeing go back

>soilers fans blaming based finnish goaltending on a 2 on 1 goal

OMEGALUL
M
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G
A
L
U
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that and they'll be playing a LOT of their AHL kiddies. Tkachuk should be a better player next season and chabot as well.

why didnt nicholson clear that up earlier instead of waiting a few months?

sens are going to be marginally better next year. Columbus will be the new Ottawa of this year.

haven't been watching the soilers, never heard of like a third of the players what the frick

Thinking about when the blues shut out tampa

keep coping

>acting this surprised
just take a look at their stat page, its fucking ridiculous
nhl.com/oilers/stats

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realistically, how long are the blue jackets fucked for after this year?
>no star players
>no prospects
>no draft picks

MIN @ CAR soon

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tfw trashville btfo sam

Going to lose to the
>rags
tonight.

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which game will don cherry be on

teppo winnipeg

Soon lads!

not even. the snes have nobody close to werenski/jones tier on their blueline. the ahl tier snes already gave away one of their few nhl tier players in stone and dzingel. they are barely even going to have any 20 goal scorers next year.

leafs rangers

based

>why didnt nicholson clear that up earlier instead of waiting a few months?
He said it the day soilers announced the sacking ffs. It's fucking logicsl too, you don't let a GM you're going to fire make a $4 million signing a couple of days before the firing.

What the fuck? Put that flag away

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They have a deep enough prospect pool. The goalscorer of the year in SHL for example.

fuck the knights they shouldn't even be an nhl team

>kitties 7 points out
its do or die today

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John "Judas Iscariot" Tavares

>teppo winnipeg
>teppo
What does this mean?

stay scared

>kitties 7 points out
>its do or die today
>today
I'm pretty sure that they were fucked all the way back at the end of January, buddy.

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>jets on the radio
>meat on the grill
>cold bud light
Doesn't get better than this

logic doesnt apply to the soilers tho. you said it yourself, he didnt clear the air up until a few days later. that is plenty of time for people to blame chia for making the signing. with most teams the gm offers the contracts, so it seems to make sense they blamed chia for offering the terrible contract at the time. they didnt know he was going to be fired a few days later when this was happening.

finnish sports news commentator ages ago got mixed up and couldnt stop saying teppo winnipeg when he was actually trying to say "winnipeg jets with teppo numminen"
youtube.com/watch?v=sQ8Yo9V3OR8

>blogposting

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Doesn't that hurt your pecker?

imagine living in winniggerpeg and thinking life is good

it aint ogre until i say its ogre

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>bud light

Unbased and bluepilled

Comcast guy just finished thank you based Alex for upgraded internet and free Netflix

hello /hoc/ how was your day? another leafs lose ahead of us ;_;

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Lets fakking go canes!!

>american anthem first
this is bullshit

ARE YOU LISTENING WHHOOOAAAAA OHHH OH OH
SING IT BACK WHOOOOAAAAAA OHHH OH OH

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No, user. I tried to tell you this a month ago.
It's fucking ogre.

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Based choir anthem

Time for leafs nigga

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This lady should learn french first before singing in french like shit.

why the FUCK is shorthouse doing the jets game?

were used to it, i dont know where the snobby reputation came from, as long as the other person is attempting french wed be very helpful and supportive.

-french cad fag

>they didnt know he was going to be fired a few days later when this was happening
The fans didn't, but it should've went up a light when he was fired days after the signing and Nicholson said it was a group decision from the whole management.

But it's pretty much a fact that Oilers have the worst scouting and the worst management in the league, so it's no surprise they gave Koskinen that deal. They have promoted failure since Lowe got promoted from being a GM.

The fact that McMeme is stuck there makes it even sweeter.

Really not a fan of any of you. Except TBG.

*sings along with the anthem*

>John Shorthouse announcing the jets vs preds game
Holy BASED

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yeah and now he won't be doing >our game

FUCK fork knife and FUCK lime aid

*shouts "OUR SONS" over the new "of us" line*

how was the rangers pp this year?

t. incel

Going down to the Paki’s for a pack of squares lads anyone need anything?

Knights vs. Bruins stan lee cup lads

it's usually randorf when there are 2 leaf temas playing the later game

>mad
>at sunbelt food

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yep

that looks so good

oh that makes sense if it's two canadian teams

why do sunbelters eat the charred remains of firewood

Monster condoms for my Magnum dong

>blacks in charge of playing disciplined

what game should i have on my secondary lads

subban dindu nuthin

Based

yeh get me a pack of canadian classics

>no matter what happens today i can post >laffs or >rags

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Sunbelt food is pigs feet and okra

Why are you so fucking dumb

i went to school south of the mason-dixon line

lienay

that's the primary

Because he's farming (you)s for some unknown purpose.

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LAINEATION LOCK IN

Your mom's food is my jizz

Jets will win da cup don't @ me

/hoc/ is a tranny-free zone user

>laine

@91648482
fag

>when you already used up all your luck for the day in fortnite

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>tfw league leader in (You)’s scored

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>2019
>still using reverse psychology

>when a jew steals your treasure but you know how it'll turn out in the end

>5 games on
>only 1 goal scored
GARY WTF

>but you know how it'll turn out in the end
glad you're embracing /our team/ lad

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weird, usually there's at least 3 games that are like 4-0 after 1

lol the habs are running around with their heads cut off

Grab me a pack of 7 blue king size and a bag of jerky. Sweet and hot if they got, teriyaki if not

jerky is 2 for 12 there bud

literally?

>zibanejad fakes TAKES
shut the FUCK UP jim

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I’m not getting you shit unless you (You) me for the convenience

we can only hope, user. we can only hope

fuck you, that's a kino line

its fuckin cringe as hell dude

>russians in charge of embellishing

lol

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Wtf was that icing call @ the leafs game

"That doesn't make sense."

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general reminder to go back to /r/hockey if you want to complain about based don

Sabres at Canadiens Gamethread:

what do we need a gamethread for

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that fucking suit lads

Well it didn't make sense :(

very cosmic desu

>puck somehow phases through the goalie
It's a sign of shit goaltending .

looks like some dude outerspace lmao pattern

>regular set on game threads
Grim

My team plays a SHIT team in about 30 mins

i like hockey

im making fried rice and i got some beers lads

what a boring coaches corner this week

thanks for reminding me, i need to pick up some beers desu

BASED don btfoing that russian faggot kuzy

I ate a corn beef sandwich and now I’m drinking vodka and limeade, watching Bs beat the Cats

NEVER do anything to inspire the other team kids!

It's finally time for him to hang up the garish suits.

anyone want tickets to canucks vs flames
primo tickets row fucking 2 center ice
i'll sell them for cheap since I got them for free and can't go to the game

is Sweden making the thread t bh

i only go to nhl games

>Toronto Red Wings?

what in the ever lovin' fuck?

is this a meme you retard
the flames are one of the best teams in the league

BOLTS BLUES

3 cad

2nd period starting now.
I promise >we won't steal your sticks.

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2.23 usd

>canadian team
>nhl caliber
choose one

how much?

they're first in the west
good job showing everyone you don't even watch hockey you dumb burger

wew

>"Holtby is a faggot and I'll heem him if he ever gets near my walker."
t. based Don

nvm I won't be abelt to make it either

>i was just pretending
dumb burger outs himself

>JUSTS

Wow sick burn dood

Yes I'm sure that's shocking for you to hear but it's true

no...you don't understand. i don't mean by points or standings. I mean that any hockey team based in canada can NEVER be nhl-caliber ever again. haven't been for a long time, either

penguins game is on lads

You have anger issues friend

everyone point and laugh at the subhuman

That was NOT a high stick

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you don't know shit about hockey
as expected from a burger

kyle connor is such a beast

Hey, Arizona. >We've got your back tonight.

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Careful man you might overwork that tiny sunbelt brain coming up with these insults

OH HO HO
NOT SO FAST TRASHVILLE

>i was merely PRETENDING to be retarded

>faggot leaf calling anyone else a subhuman
whiter than...you know the rest

you're about 20% less white than Canada bud
you literal subhuman
>FLAMES SUCK XD AHL TEAM
yeah I hate the flames but I know they're one of the best teams in the NHL this year, something you don't cuz you're a fucking RETARD

subban: exposed

45%

>burger
>white
OH NO NO NO NO

Some sunbelt SEETHE from earlier today in case you guys missed it.

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that level of butthurt tells me it was a canes fan

you know you have cut deep when they start attacking you personally like that lmao

laffs are a soft team that'll be btfo in the ploffs

Almost as good as when the Portugal rags fag lost it
>are you mentally ill? Are you autistic? Every day you mention my Portuguese heritage

why do we even let Americans into /hoc/

definitely a sunbelter, not sure what breed but does it really matter, they're all disgusting

top KEK i forgot about that.

Carolinigger or redditor for sure

no other team in the sunbelt even gets that butthurt, they can all for the most part handle the bantz. canes fans are spergs, though

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT
MY BOY LEHK

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finally lehkonen

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Z activates

I was there, and it was 100% justified.

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i don't know, i think a lot of spergs are fans of basement teams and won't even bring up who they cheer for

how does a fucking nazi have 43 goals on a bottom tier team

just saw panarin in downtown vancouver lads, ted must be seething

There he is boys, the SEETHing sunbelter himself.

>stroke face
>tomatoes
hard pass

Canadians are scum.

Like every single Canadian poster.

>Finnish goaltending

>cool man

i don't like this meme

r8 my dinner tonight lads.
>panzerotti with sausage, bacon, banana pepper, chili peppers
>poutine
>bottle of water

>fucking CANADIANS thinking they are snowbelt
Seriously pathetic desu

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>the asspained sunbelters arrive
right on cue

absolute 10/10

>laine whiffs on a pass
wow he's so bad now what's his problem

Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

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Think a coworker was speaking with s**n today

gonnahavetheshits/10

Did you see him speaking to a stinky man from Punjab?

post skates
;^)

>"he comes across fully erect"

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it's okay. where are your greens though

samefags OUT

way away.

why did the craps lose? fucking craps.

looks like canes are beating us though, so thats good.

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lol sharks lost to the ducks :)

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>us
yikes

why should i be scared of this team that is struggling to beat rebuilding >rags??

was away**

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Oh hey, you're finally Australian again.

are we gonna watch wrasslemania?

Why the fuck do we tolerate Canadians here again?

finally. feels good.

yikes

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Absofuckinglutely

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because without canadians this general and indeed hockey itself would not exist
now bow down faggot

fuck yeah bud, they have 17 matches planned for it though so bring some red bull

i have no idea. have any of them offered any meaningful discussion? Not that I can remember. Just shitposts about bustthews and the rest of that gay franchise

We are the worlds premier source of hockey knowledge and talent. We win more cups,gold medals, and individual awards than all other countries put together. We run /hoc/.

ET LE BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT
BASED GALLY

so we can call them fat for no reason

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holy shit danault nice play

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no, I'm straight

Every post they shit out makes me hate them even more.

no you're not

Danault playing like the playoffs already started

i wonder what a therapist would think if he/she saw your girl/food folder

Royal Rumble /hoc/ was elite as fuck SHALL be making a mania thread

Fuck the Relocanes

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forgot to mention I had green peppers too

I was eavesdropping
>"so you're still in brampton raj?"
>"still driving for skip the dishes?"

canesfag asspain in full force

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need some attention, lad?

...

canadians should need to pass a test in order to post in /hoc/

oh

Sorry bud here's your (You)
Force of habit to just click a number and delete it to post quicker

>that whole jets sequence

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it was fun for like an hour. isn't wrasslemania 4+ hours long? that's gonna be tough to watch

it's not real wrassling so no

>finnish tending

>Finnish goaltending

being canadian IS the test
you should be grateful we allow you second class citizens the PRIVILEGE of posting here

BINLAND

so you prefer real wrestling? that's kinda gay

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that was a classic move

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>it literally always has to be them
Remind me how they don't live rent-free in your head again.

>LULZBERG

based

Gotta be a weird state of mind to be extremely butthurt at canada yet support a team stacked with them.

CAnadians aren’t human nor can they play hockey

because it literally is always you, ya asspained simp

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>"they"
sure thing, randy from raleigh

listen fella
stuffing your face into a sweaty man's spandexed crotch is not gay

Not him but;
>admitting it
you just couldn't help yourself could you?

>allow
>on Yea Forums, an American website
it is US who allow you here, loser. Pun intended

>let me prove how great we are by shoveling out yet ANOTHER shit post

this one time we had wrestling in gym class, one of the kids ended up getting a boner. it was pretty grim, he got laughed at it for the entire year

Are you sure?

>blues winning
what the eff

this post really doesn't deserve a (you) but i shall allow you one anyway, because i believe in a merciful ruling class

There's literally no hope for them, is there?

as long as your balls dont touch

>this thread

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*points at Randy’s gym class boner*
KEK fag

SO much anger at based Canada in here today.
Lets all calm it down a bit before someones white house gets burned down.

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91650005
Nah, I'm fine

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just ate a really good sandwich lads

fucking BLAZED off of VAPED WEED lads

look at this frickin queer pretending to be above the rest of us

>finnish goaltending

NOOOOOOOO STOP BULLYING CAROLINA

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Can anyone remind me of the last time Canada won a Stanley Cup?

man FUCK the teds and FUCK the mild

>implying that wouldn't be a favor
do it and we'll be bros

is binlan seeing this?

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8 canadian skaters won the cup last year

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
SHAWZY

redditors getting
EXPOSED

>pretending

what a shot shaw

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I like Canadians that don’t live in British Columbia, Alberta, Manitoba or Ontario

When was the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup?

>R I N N E
>R I N N E
>R I N N E

alter Kaempfer

>buffalel
why did ristolainen regress so hard. dude is like -50 in the year

>RECORD SHATTERING FINNISH GOALTENDING

RIIIIIIIIIINNNEEEEEEE

Canadians win more cups than any other country.

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A canadian-based NHL franchise has not won the Stanley Cup since the year of our Lord nineteen-hundred and ninety-three. Curiously, they still claim that hockey is "their" game

because he plays like 30 minutes for buffalo

the fact that you possibly have hundreds of these pictures is concerning. i'll be reporting you to weedman

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friendly reminder that the jets are based and this is their year, as was foretold

>BRONX CHEER

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finnish bust genetics

lmao Weegar

Where did all the Predditors go anyways? They use to shit up /hoc/ with their dumb anime shit and it seems they've all gone

Do the Rags have anything going for them besides goal tending? They look like utter shit out there, Leafs are outplaying them in every other way

>Jets using Preds to bounce back
Oof is this what you're amounting to preds? Central is kinda weak this year

the jets are too good at hockey

no canadian is above anything but dung beetles, jerry

what in the actual FUCK is going on with 4chanx?

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sometimes you just gotta leave /hoc/ for a bit and come back a year later

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They're all absolutely BOILING and shitposting about canada in this thread.

That is incorrect. In 2001, a team originally based out of Quebec won the stanley cup.

they are now canes fans

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So certainly of the several Canadian teams, they must have at least a dozen in the last 20 years or so.

Yea Forums is owned by a jap now you retard

>kitties btfo

The US is where all the money is. And soon China will join in on the fun.

i disabled the service flag on chrome and it works fine now. it was going full retard this morning and last night

>this genetic mutation of brazil is invited to parties and has friends

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as an aussie, wrestling is the fucking weirdest gayest fucking thing. no one would wear that or do that in australia in highschool. so fucking lame.

ummmmm

>sunbelters are bandwagoners
Makes sense

Remember when I said the Blues was playing the best hockey in the Western conference last week?

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please stop it's so boring seeing this shit every day

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Predsposters post some of the least annoying anime reaction pics tho, none of that smug shit

Fucking Drouin, what a shitter

jesus christ habs

boston is a fucking steam machine. Leafs are fucked come playoffs

no they just forgot they existed until this season

what is this meme

>last week
real nostradamus there

fucking droiun turnover

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based fucking shenzen zippers the 2025 Stanley cup champions

So answer the question: when was the last time a Canadian team won the cup?

jo pls

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PREDDITORS: EXPOSED

Literally hundreds of Canadians have won the cup in the last 20 years. As well as an innumerable amount of gold medals for international victories. (I seriously cant even count all of them)
heres that one of the many times we beat the USA

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2018

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>The US is where all the money is.
Don't forget it, leaf. We'll take your franchises one day.

>laffs allow 23 goals in 4 games
>now they can't score for shit

>the better nylander

So which Canadian team were they on?

Sums up our season : spend 30 min to score 2 hard earned goals, let in 2 meme goals right after

It's funny when Americucks try to shittalk Canadian hockey
Like learn to pick your fights lmfao
Literally have a Russian in Washington to win you a cup

>ssm8

yeah that's depressing, they were doing so well

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUT
LORD BYRON!

where? cant find anything in settings

>entire country has failed to win a cup in 23 years

ET LE BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
POL BIRON

aaaaaand they're winning again

Team Canada.
pic related is the USA getting blown the fuck out one of the many times.

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i know you're in here, chambers

>ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUT
why is french such a disgusting language

The Caps
The same way an "eSports" team can be all gooks and called the "London Spitfire" is a Korean team, so is every team in the NHL a Canadian team
Like Canaidans don't even care about US teams, we usually just want every other Canadian team to lose

It was during their 3 game losing streak or whatever that amount was.

thank god for byron, nice low shot and patience for rebound from weal

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>tfw french as a second language

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?

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Do you think this post does anything but make everyone laugh at you?
Man, I like nighttime /hoc/ but when the burgers are awake these threads are BAD

Tell me, which Canadian province is Washington DC in?

if it's chrome it's chrome://flags url. dunno about any other browser

Well, no... Canadian players prefer American teams.

I won't be talked shit about from a guy that's from an arab country. Faggot.

>Literally have a Russian in Washington to win you a cup
>caring about nationalities of the players on a Cup-winning team
leafs always use this argument as a way of saying canada has won cups recently, but now you use it as an insult for Washington?

>best canadian hockey player of a generation
>dedicates his career to building hockey in pennsylvania

I'm not sure about the other Canadian franchises, but ours is owned by a Molson Coors, as long as they see we're a valid market the money will keep flowing. Quebec city ain't as lucky since they dont have any sponsors.

>canadians so assblasted that their entire country has yet to win a Stanley Cup for over 2 decades

Jets 4 cup , reminder

Imagine never witnessing olympic hockey gold.

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this fixed it for me too.

>Americans pay Canadians to play on their teams
>Canadians play for Canada for FREE
Howling @ US of ayy lmao

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Just because some jews pay people 6 million to live in a nig infested shithole doesn't make the team full of Canadians "American" you cuck
or do you think mexicans become American by crossing the border

Ummmmm no. There's a huge number of american teams that make zero dollars.

Seems like Alexander has inherited his dad's hair...
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

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>still can't win a cup

dumb fucking talk again. we have games on damnit

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>daily canes spergout
every day until you like it

im not finding any flag or indicator to fuck with what was it under?

LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
simple as

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Why can't canadian teams win cups? Why do all canadian based teams suck at hockey?

blame your countrymen for posting low effort bait thats easy as fuck to BTFO

Preds getting butthosed by the Jets yet again

she's a big guy

seething

Let me rephrase that for your tiny brain, since you are that much of a retard.

>Americans pay Canadians to play on their NHL teams
>Canadians play for Canada's national team for FREE while getting paid by the Americans

When was the last time a Canadian based team won the Stanley Cup of the NHL?

Just going to state for the record:
canada produces the best hockey players in the world. It is the franchises which cannot put it all together and finally win a cup.
best players = canadians
worst franchises = canadian

based

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yikes bro

Great post

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>Don't be surprised if we hear about a new playoff format in the near future
>A lot of players have voiced their concerns and doubts with the current divisional playoff format
>The NHLPA is only willing to negotiate 1-year deals in regards to what playoff format is being used

Wew; is the divisional format really this bad? Which format is the best?
Personally liked the 1-8 format (1st in conference meets the 8th in conference, 2nd meets 7th.. and so on)

...

1996 :^)

So Canadians don't even get paid to play hockey? Maybe that's why they come to America and actually win Stanley Cups on American teams. Maybe if the Canadian teams paid them, they'd stay and win a cup for a Canadian based team.

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>manifest breastiny
now this is a guiding ideology i can get behind

>drawing of a japnese girl
>extremely American
based

Imagine posting the same thing over and over again in a 70 person general

i liked the 1-8 format as well

Was that team currently in Canada when they won the cup? If the answer is no, then it wasn't a Canadian team that won a cup.

they're probably just sick of seeing the same teams every year

this is the power of lead in your water system

Montreal

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NOEL ACCARI 55 AKA THE HUMAN SLAB

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i thought so, im still getting connection error though

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this format is undoubtedly shit if you're a top team because you're not rewarded for being at the top of the standings. also seeing the same teams vs each other in the 1st and 2nd round every year gets boring

this is quasi-true however a big reason canadian franchises do not win cups is not because they are incapable of it, but because their fans will not abandon them irregardless
USA teams have that financial incentive to do well which drives them to spend more money putting together a winning team

the 2 most important players were canadian, that probably qualifies them as a canadian team

Imagine being the country of hockey and not having won a Stanley Cup since 1996.

>All you have to do to be American is be physically within its borders
bros... that means any time a Canadian team beats an American team on their home its it's actually two American teams playing each other???

no idea then, you might have to restart your computer

Do you guys think the Stars will go far in the playoffs if they make it?

>imagine being a pedophile loving mutt

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>vaseline letting goals slip in

imagine getting baited into the daily 1993 canada cup tangent because the usual canes sperg gets upset

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no, absolute meme team

Stars are a weird fucking team. I have no idea if they are good or not. They'd play winnipeg, so I think they could give em a run for their money. If they can, WCF bound desu

>jamie benns stats this year
no. funny in a season that had increased scoring his stats went down, whereas the season where scoring went down his stats went up

I think the Blues and Pongs will surprise us in the playoffs

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Really makes you think

The Vancouver Canucks would have won in 2011 were it not for the fact that the Bruins cheat and Boston refs let them.

its what happens when you live in the South for too long
being away from real ice degrades hockey skill
look at any player that has spent a large portion of time in Florida or Texas like Stamkos

based and factpilled

How's that funny?

or in 1994 if they were able to overcome that 3-1 series deficit. Damnit canucks why couldn't you give raggots more suffering?

>bloos will advance simply because the shorks will shork in the west
can you imagine

shut up sweden stop playing the role of greece you're being a fucking weirdo

Murrary spends a lot of time aimlessly flopping around on his back

>rags

>19 seconds

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It's the Canadian curse, flames, oilels and canucks all lost in the finals because the habs fucked over the kongs in 93. The next cursed team is the jets.

>LAFFS

Why are the nucks vsing the flames for the 5th time this season? what is this meme schedule

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>stonewalled by the ranger's back up again

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>and the laffs are losing again

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test

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stated they would miss the playoffs before the season started, and at the same time predicted the coyotes bruins and avalanche, my three favorite teams, to win - with Boston being my home team and the potential for this to be "our year" i would be almost as amazed with all three teams making the playoffs and my predictions being right as i would be with the Bruins and Celtics completing the 4 way

faggot you're the worst poster ever on /hoc/

stop you god damn lunatic

kys you stupid fucking faggot cuck.

this comeback is gonna be sweet

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only sunbelt "fans" abandon their teams when they do poorly.

>I absolutely despise the Toronto Maple Leafs
What did Hughson mean by this?

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kek

I believe that the avalanche make it, and the coyotes barely miss out. They shouldn't be discouraged because the coyotes just need one more piece in order to finally get to the playoffs. But this season has been very good in terms of whos making it and who isnt

oh shit i didn't know larry walker was from maple ridge

lmao

>have to play catch up with basement teams constantly
>not burying them at the start
Enjoy get dumpstered by Boston again lelmao

what would be a better frozen pizza name? giordano or ristolainen?

craig simpson was saying he gets hard watching the laffs get btfo

>posts picture of pedophile

wingardium leviosa

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>inb4 leafs comeback from a 3-1 series deficit against the pooins and destroy them in game 7

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1993 Select

And then you woke up

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luongos

Binland xDDDDDD

Imagine living with autism

they should change name to l. a. ducks
>anaheim is a boring word n place

thinking about jordan eberles message

The Blues are about to rape the entire Worstern Conference.

Sorry about that, anons.

Mangiapane

kek

You would think so, but I just checked and no, they haven't.

Why are the leafs so delusional?

...

i've missed you

HYMAN IS UNIRONCALLY ELITE NOW

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speedreading (you) farmers are the worst
>go knights

the (you) farmer strikes again desu

it's Greco-Roman wrestling
>not greco-boner wrestling
huh! huh!