/heem/ ufc on espn+ 6 Wonderboy vs Pettis Gamethread

discord.gg/m9XxVHN

bookies hate him, good on you big man

how's this fight? I'm not watching it

very poor tho not a bad prelim opener i guess

thanks appreciate it

nope but at least you didn't buy a crate of non alcoholic beer FUCK

Any fights on the prelims worth watching? I’m torn between this and CBB.

How did you manage that?

SHEEEM TAPPPY

wasnt angela hill the one chimping out about a title fight against that one native american ""champion"" that ducked shevchenko

ye

K-1 Maia, baby!

marlon vera is okay sometimes

lots of rock songs, huh

mma sports

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heem feeling sleepy

Last 4 walkouts have been 14 year old me's playlist on shuffle.

sloppy boob job

I want to see modern Miesha's Tates.

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Just realized that I absolutely fucking loathe manlet fights.

damn mieshas tatas look good

in Britain as well hahahah

It's a real shame that Miesha's nudes didn't leak while she and Honda were active

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Is Bryan Caraway our boy now? Pretty based to release those pics

"I'm a cazzie" would have been easier to type.

sniff

>Implants are never a good idea!

“‘’’”Alpha””””” Manlet, m8.

Ronda did nudes willingly, and the pusy shot leaked later. Miesha's were out of her control.

Ronda loses again.

>this fight is 5'8 vs 5'6
One of these guys is fucking lying, this is comical

THAT THING'S ABOUT TO FUCKING BURST

r they both clones

Imagine being named after a puffed cheese snack

HEEEEEEM

>happened just as I went to shitpost
reeee i missed it

HEEM SLEEPY

imagine choking her unconscious and raping her as a joke haha

I wanna see someone go sleepy

>Blatant strikes to back of head

more like
cheato

hehehe

HEEM

lmao 3 strikes behind the head

MOGGED

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blatant shots to the back of the head

>dropped by a manlet jab

>rabbit hammerfists you 40 times

dude got hammered, heh

Ronda's pussy shot is a pretty obvious shoop

Blessed is this day.

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Did one of the commentators just say he gave the guy a reach around?

those unchecked back of head shots lmao

>armbars your penis

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Hahah Chito Vera with those Jon Jones strikes to the back of the head LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

refs are so unbelievably shit lads

IM FINNA BUST IN MY PANTS

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BACK OF THE HEAD

Fuck Cheato should be a DQ for that

I WANNA SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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I'm not even going to insult you. You can trace the origins. It's the real uncropped picture.

>cheato vera

Jon would be fucken crucified for this
The absolute state of refereeing

disgusting
looks like homer simpson's mouth

Thank you for your service

>hammerfist a guy in the back of the head multiple times
>win

Might as well remove refs from the sport, they never enforce the rules and just wander around the cage to collect their money and leave.

How many bongs til main card?

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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>ywn have her legs wrapped around your head

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Wake up, Demetrius.

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If you aren't throwing illegal strikes you aren't about that strap

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pettis has no chance

Imagine how hard her pussy must grip.

Not knowing what good pussy looks like

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Watch DC not fucking bring this up despite the whole le holier than thou good boy act he does
Joe would bring that up

>the guy collapses and rolls onto the floor
>my guy hits him

>HEEM: DQ HIM REEEEEE
u guys are fags

I keep staring at this really close because I can't read her panties

You just got me fired asshole

>new MMA fappening leaks
>it's not Cat Zingano
what's the point then

CHEETO IS THE REAL DEAL

Thanks, ausbro. I just got home.

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CAM ON WONDUHBOY GET A KO

They're wrong on purpose to be annoying. It's an epic meme.

so whats the verdict, back of the head or not

Maycee is cute in a retarded kinda way

BASEDEE Barber is my gf

how do pictures "leak" even
they are in ur phone or computer, they aint going nowhere unless u purposefully send them

Maycee is so cute bros

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This chick is going to get potatoed at some point and never recover.

Ausbro you got finish from Barber's debut?

They included a longer cut during the interview section.

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Rose will win by boxing clinic.

not just filler but girl fighter filler, thanks UFC

>a woman thinks she can be as successful as a man

it was multiple clean hammerfists to the back of the guy's head when he was face down
If this is okay then stop complaining when Bones knees your goblino man in the face

Rules are for dorks
Hammerfist that chumps skull in

How much longer can Arianny stay around? She's so old and busted now.

MAYCEE

MAYCEE

MAYCEE

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chicks just hit 'ok' on any pop-up window without reading. Usually these windows ask permission to harvest all your data at all times lmoa

>No mention of Tyson winnin the HW title at 19 and unifying at 21

She’s getting Heemed tonight, isn’t she bros?

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just took a giant schaub

>Not knowing about Martina Hingis
OH NO NO NO

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hope Maycee murders Aldrich, hate looking at her pasty pale ginger face

I was just shit posting. If anything, the ref should be criticized for not stopping the fight just before those strikes came.

Because people do it with no repercussions. It's against the rules. Imagine if people start to knee nuts after ko and it would be forgiven because it was """accidental""". I understand when you miss one time but when you hit 3 times in a row it's just fucked up

Tons and tons of celeb leaks are out there, but are privately traded. You basically have to wait until some altruistic user decides to release them to the public.

That's what happened with the recentish Alison Brie leaks.

who da fook is dat guy

how many bing bongs until wonderboy fight starts?

twitter.com/johnlineker/status/1109596172694495232

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MMA broadcasts rarely mention boxing because they know it's the superior sport

Didn't Maycee Barber fight like 2 weeks ago?

when is ponzi scheme fighting again

on the cloud bro

*pillowjabs your face for the 200th time*

could he be more based

5th Amendment and Nick won every round against Silva

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what a lad

They literally mentioned boxing you goofs, it was youngest champions and Tyson wasnt the youngest

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If Pettis wins, I'll show my 3 inch penis on /heem/ along with my face, address and a written apology.

Come join the /heem/ Whatsapp group for comfy MMA talks

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

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Lads im already sleepy

When his nails will be ready for another eye poking session

Anybody doing picks tonight

suck it up buttercup

>this hood be tessin' me b

Imagine having a WMMA fight on your main card.

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Nice webm

AHHHAHHHH UGLY RYAZAN KOLHOZ FAT WYMMYN

Is Maycee fighting right now? I win't be home to watch on my espn+ app :^) for another 20 minures

welp, thats what we deserve for these waifu faggots

Fuck off, Bendo

>tfw spent my teen years wanting to be youngest ever UFC champ
>I'm age 20
>haven't started training yet
At this point I'll have to transition to a woman then heem their entire divisions and become a triple champ. If I cut a hand off at the wrist I can make strawweight

>Pettis highlights include him fighting a mentally ill man

DISGUSTING

Pettis, the quintessential midwestern boy

>muh epin showtime kick
When will he or Bendo admit that it was fake?

wonderpedo is shit just like everyone he trains with and his meme karate bullshit

no hockey players. I really hate espn

Moffet's last win via technical submission (reftrick)

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It’s going to be fun watching pettis get merked tonight never liked that clown

Training is for losers that lack real natural talent.

*doesn't join*

stream?

Pettis does not represent Milwaukee. Rose Namajunas does. Don't shift the narrative, UFC writers.

How the fuck is it fake? It didn't even knock Bendo out, there was no point to it if it was fake

is there any proof that he is a pedo or are people just memeing that because he goes to church and is nice?

how old was Rose when she became champ?

Why did the UFC get a Goldie impersonator?

why the FUCK is this the featured prelim

Someone post the picks

he is a confirmed child rapist unfortunately

They showed up too late to be the Bellator co-main

This but unironically. Jon didn't start training until he was like 20 and doesn't even train on a regular basis. He literally just trains whenever he feels like it. God he's such an alpha. I'd swallow his entire BBC if I could.

wtf how've you put this together so well so quick

I hope Thug "2011 Justin Bieber" Nasty gets heemed into a living death

he also drives a yellow bus if i'm not mistaken

Bobby Moffett sounds like a jazz musician name

24.

boby mofett intro song??

its bullshit, wonderboy is a nice guy

He might be gay, but the pedo thing is just a meme because he's always around kids in the promo stuff

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>Moffet o' tea

>Imma go in there and figger it out
Bet the house on the other guy

>BRAYBO choke

FFS

I dont like hues but I like Rose even less. SJW cunt, she should grow back her hair

they're just envy because Wonderchad is successful

>into a living death
is this english? wtf does this gibberish mean?

>I wanna be the featherweight champion
Imagine even believing this will happen in the era where Aldo is murdering all the prospects and Max is on top?

There was a Charles Moffett

>nice guy

Worked for John Wayne Gacy.

more rock songs, bro

why do Moffett talks like a retard?

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Justing thug ripped nasty nutsack toilet finna get flushed lads

led zeppelin - kashmir

>doesn't have a gf wife or kids
>creepy smile
>hardcore christian
>drives kids around in a bus

It's literally the same mental illness that Yea Forumsies have where they call you a pedo for finding Alexa Bliss, a 27 year old woman, attractive.

His family runs karate schools. He says in interviews he considers his primary job ad a kids karate teacher, and he fighting his secondary job. So he is in he dojo training kids everyday and this triggers spergs on /heem/

>TJ grew a beard, changed his name to Moffett and moved up a class so he could fight again
Frickin' based

are featherweights allowed in the ethno-state?

Alri joe will there be a companion?

I saw him spin kick a baby out of a stroller once.

why do these guys look like 2 hillbillies?

fuck

The guy looks like violent version of Jared Leto

newfag, you definitely started watching on the McNuggets hype train

It's a terrible fate.

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Not sure what Interim Lightweight Champion Max Holloway has to do with the FW division

>no nonsense keith peterson
No height either!

ty brah, may fortune come 2 u

>Looks like a child
>Has the on-stage persona of a child
>Dresses in a childlike way
>"B-But she's actually 27!!! Ugh, you don't get it!"

wigger vs boomer battle

It's only catholics that:
>fuck kids
>rape nuns
>oppose abortion
>force the raped nuns to have abortions

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Bryce Mitchell looks like Dave Foley fucked Elijah Wood

fuck no

You mean a violent to men verision of Leto right?

There's the mental illness.

The referee looks like a video game designer.

>this ref
big yikes

BARGAINS

*laughs in Tito Ortiz*

>wonderboy isn't a pedo

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>be child
>go to Hollywood
>get raped by jews

age of consent in Brazil is 14, that being said i would fuck the living shit out of her

High school Tony Bless

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Brendan Fitzgerald is an android created by the UFC

Mitchell was the country boy right?

should I keep watching these JV fights or should I fire up Dirt Rally until the comain? any heemsters want to play some PC games?

Flouro Lime Shirt Man returns

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>taunting his victims

they both look like rednecks

Worked
Into
A
Shoot

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Indeed, I remember the rape gangs filled with catholics in Rotheram.

Tony is back in pog form

he looks like a chad

good fite actually

Why did he literlally place himself into a triangle?

he looks so much more normal without a receding hairline

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webm of triangle lock up?

retarded commentator saying he tapped

lmao

I now remember pogs

>Mitchell actually drilled his nuts off

UNHEEMABLE

imagine the smell

Genetics are tuff b

Bobby Mosfet needs to turn it on

me second row on the left

All American fighters except for Masvidal, Diaz brothers, Jon Jones and Woodley are faggots

Dont try to change my mind. Americans get heemed.

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Could Moffet be a top 10 guy someday?

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So basically, you just love niggers.

R A R E F L A G

His p-zone was doped with germanium, sadly

I'm so sick of retards going for guillotines

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I'm going to look so shit when I inevitably lose my hair

she cute

>toilet till

They should have to wear speedo type briefs so we can see their hogs flop

Mashallah brother

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What children were raped by hollywood?
If you mean the weinstein shit...
Those women were given a choice between sucking harvey or having a career.... they were not raped

Holly Holm looks like Canby.

hurr I'm thug rose I have to look so unhappy hope she gets flushed

I am hungry AF right now lads. what should I get? I live in Newport Beach, California

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One guy did that once and Dana was pissed

Apple pie

I wish this was just a shitpost and not a reflection of how people actually think in the real world

Andrade is going to bully her and she'll never recover.

love the classic d'arce setup

> toilet shits on your wonderboy

This is a high IQ fight

fuck off with your pedo shielding fuckin yid'

Based onions ref reads heem

Moffett gassy

Moffett needs to add more skill points to speed

can they just finish this fight yet jesus fucking christ

>get heemed
>dick falls out
I wonder if the doctor would tuck it in for you

Mexican

hollywood exists to rape children, jimmy saville wasn't the only sicko in entertainment

>is it good BJJ or bad BJJ

this unironically
first fight on the canvas lm enjoying in a long ass time

relax bruno this has been a decent fight

It's a good fight though

can you help me with understanding something about your country real quick?

Imagine having this low of an IQ

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>Newport Beach, California
avocado turkey burger

Criticising thought from a nation that voted in Donald Trump, the rapist, and has let him run rampant without challenge

so they are gunna have trevor whittman talking on every card I guess

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Any grapplers in? Why didn't it work?

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Elites and pedophilia go hand in hand around the world. Here's a place to start since you're asking about Hollywood in particular:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Open_Secret

Jimmy Savile raised over £40M for charity. If it's offset by showing some terminally ill kids how genitalia function; I'm not sure I see the problem

this is /heem/, go to /pol/ with that shit

Ref was too far away to hear the verbal submission

He was circling with him and then used his leg to stand up

Reminder that Maycee Barber will be my wife one day.

dude was near to finish him then proceeding to lose the fight, how the fuck do you JUST yourself this hard

>£40M for charity
and how many kids did he diddle? I'm just curious what he paid per assault

Moffett has negative fight IQ

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He didn't lock the underhooks in. He didn't suck the hips in enough.

2 middle class suburban white boys wrestling each other at uncles bbq

le cant sub guys

why do sometimes DC just creeps to the mic like a phantom?

BASED DAVE FOLEY!!!!

Squeezelet

Herb Dean wasn't the ref.

Nice fight

I thought that was an enjoyable fight, and respect the effort these two young men put forward.

so close :

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lmao, i just wonder who will get the dec

29-28 Mitchell

he didn't cut off both carotid's

How do you guys have that scored? I have it 29-28 Mitchell

Mitchell 29-28 don't @ me

29-28 Moffet

Enjoyed this fight very much.
It was a very un-wrestlefucky grappling match

Mitchell

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Red panty night

How far do you go for skin irritation?

I dunno. I'm not a high-up member of the British Broadcasting Corporation™
A company that will scope out residencies and try to take advantage of agreeable single mothers to gain entry to property and deem that no TV licence has been paid. After which they'll be taken to court and left for dead.

>tell her to be hungry when she picks me up, I'm gonna dump a load in her gut

What did he mean by this?

Based nasty

robbed

Good decision.

Good prelim headliner

DC lookin mad THICCCC

is this guy considered a chad in the US?

lol wut

lmeo

GIVE THE MAN HIS CAMO SHORTS

ARKANSAS

great interview b
this guy HAS to headline the arkansas card

no, this is a redneck i'd heem that punk ass bitch in under a round

Another one in the bag for Mitchell

Just got home. What did I miss in the prelims?

BASED

CAMO SHORTS

Ahaha, no.

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lul

based arkansas hillbilly

BASED ARKANSAS

>bought into the Maycee hype
ah fuck I can't believe I did this. I'm losing immediately

"red neck", like barao or cowboy oliviera

okay, this is epic.

truly based

quick rundown on arkansas?

COASTIES SEETHING

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Thompson
Blaydes
Pinedo
Figueiredo
Pena
Barber

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>Barber
>Pena
>Figueiredo
>Pinedo
>Blaydes
>Pettis

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One mediocre fight, rest was shit

Wonderboi
Willis
Pinedo
Figue
Pena
Maycee

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*30-27s your prospect*

nothing personal kid

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>ywn never groom a damaged 16 year old girl into a UFC champion and your loving, loyal, needy gf.

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Who else /novolume/ here?

to be fair pettis only lost to top level fighters though

>He isn't team Maycee
Literally cringed

nothing but nigs and hillbillies

Only notable thing to ever come out of Arkansas was Bill Clinton.

not the best prelim but the Mitchell, Vera and Markos fights were enjoyable

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Very based

For those who missed it
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1553385752720.webm

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Thompson
Blaydes
Makdessi
Fig
Pena
Barber

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Who ready for the mortal kombat theme tonight

Thompson
Blaydes
Makdessi
Deiveson
Peterson
Barber

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DC is great at commenting and lack of Joe make it perfect

>I am the best in the world
>Lost x2 to the guy that isn't even champion

dc is the best commentator desu

What's arkensaw

oh yeah, i noticed by the way he was talking

Three fights, three big finishes
Vera has earned a big fight
Wonder who he'll get

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Thompson
Blaydes
Makdessi
Figueiredo
Pena
Maycee

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Do we think this is based or?

Possibly one of the most mediocre states. Even places like Idaho and Wyoming are known because of how irrelevant they are.
Arkansas just kinda "is"

ARKENSAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

>carhart beanies
>middle america blue collar
Why is middle america culture suddenly trendy? Kind of annoying watching these celebrities and white collar people walking around with carhartt gear like they're about to leave their mansions to go work on a tractor.

FACE THIS FEAR IN FRONT OF ME

I SEE THE IMAGE OF MYSELF

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DC is FAT

F A T T Y
A
T
T
Y

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Wonderpedo
Blaydes
Makdessi
Formiga
Pena
Aldrich

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PETTIS
IS
BACK

Yes I will.

Fatty goat

Joe completely commentarymogs DCuck
Dom is far and away the best anyway

Wheres your Ukrainian flag Null?

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DC on the mic you almost have to mute.

>He's going for the ooohhhhh
>ahhhh
>woahhhhh

he's so fucking trash

Brendan Fitzgerald is the best announcer the UFC has, miles better than Anik

THATS HEAVY METAL, SON

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All the compsci kids at my uni have Carhartt beanies or hoodies

brought tears to my eyes desu and i'm a yank

>captcha select all tractors

Wonderboy
Blaydes
Makdessi
Figureido
Pena
Barber

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Why is DC here? Is he local?

Blaydes is going to BURY le obese black power man

WATCH YOU RISE WATCH YOU FALL

WATCH YOU LOSING CONTROL

Birthplace of civil rights
Respect

;_;7

I can't see that dog image without thinking it's Null either.

>wmma

dom is the worst he constantly fucks up simple shit like left and right and what's where and then corrects himself and says sorry over and over or just gets shit completely wrong and then doubles down

Why does this nigga got a pair of tits?

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Please allow me to rephrase the question. Who else is /nosound/ here?

Speak of the devil
twitter.com/ChasSkelly/status/1109607201860128768

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Thompson
Blaydes
Makdessi
Figueiredo
Pena
Aldrich

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Is it legal for Aldrich to use her psychic powers in the cage?

hopefully Barber will flush this ugly goblin

You guys wanna do a group jerk to this fight? Pulling it out now, I'll be hard by start of round 1.

Face the pain is one of the greatest songs ever made unironically

>its main card
ohh yeaaah
>wmma
nvm

I got hyped off it but Im from south carolina and know that feel

maycee train gets derailed in a few minutes.

I think you cropped the wrong fighter

Barber would have to flush herself for that to happen.

piss break, gonna go take a look at those miesha pics if you know what i mean hehehe

They're both ugly goblins, but i'd love to see Barber's dream get crushed

He looks like black Schaub

I dunno why but I find JJ extremely attractive in such a weird way. Like in my mind she isn't hot but i think my subconscious is telling me she is worth it

Based and accurate-pilled

Only if you're wearing your UFC branded JO crystal.

Maycee is the main reason to watch this card though

retard ref probly thought would die if he waited 3 more seconds

thats the only way ill enjoy this crap

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this bitch BALD

Does she shave her head?

I unironically route for anyone that fights in a t shirt to get heemed beyond recognition

>Threatening smacks behind JJ

She better not lose

she has that fuckable chick in the cancer ward type vibe

I bet JJ cleans up nice

>watching on the big screen in a beer garden
>can't hear commentary over the crowd

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>fat bitch in a t shirt "fighting"
nice "Sport"

>On the verge of death
>"Dude wtf I wasn't even out yet!"

>imagine dragons
Dropped

As long as only one hand is on the mat

JJ has the same hairline I do

Maycee a cute.

CUTE

Bitch looks like a white Saibaman
also HORRIBLE taste in music

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Way ahead of you bro. Hmu when u finna cum

Card full of manlets and women. Not impressed. Curtis is on the cusp of being added to the non-faggot American list though. Good performance tonight hopefully.

>wearing a tshirt
This shouldn't be allowed
Are guys allowed to wear tshirts? Fucking fat cunt

mad punchable face desu

/our babe/ maycee b finna lay the smack down

I've got the frozen crab meat if anyone wants a large hunk.

there isnt anything better than a prospect getting stomped, lets all pray

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she cute

Why the hype for Barber

>ARKANSAWWWWWWW

do americans really talk like this?

She cute

need either one of them on my dick at their next convenience

Curtis wins the second rematch with Ngannou unironically

Thompson
Curtis Tits
Makdessi
Figueiredo
Peterson
Barber

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Maycee looks like the chick who lets you fuck her whenever but you have to Oxy or at least weed with her first. She's exactly that facial type. I've seen dozens of her. Is this a midwest thing or universal?

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She's toast

JJ by tectonic headbutt.

>WMMA is so barren that we are putting hype trains on fighters with six wins
This should be the bare minimum for UFC

twitch asking the hard questions

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qt and nice feet

I lurked /box/ for a bit they talk about mma a lot. I'm surprised they bring up mma so much. MMA webms every thread

Women’s flyweight is the shallowest division on the roster

Also she cute

*stumbles while hopping

tai was winning until he lost, he got greedy which is just inexperience, and now jds is touted for a title fight, so he's a future champ for sure

Heem would you make love to JJ Aldrich?

why did Aldrich move up?

>Chunky Maycee
Awesome. We're about to see a heem

Ayy

Prospects getting nuked is one of my favorite things about the sport

Our first fight of the main card

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Popped my Maca powder and have activated my JO crystal

Buffer unironically the hottest one in the cage

She's young, attractive, and thereby marketable for a potentially long period of time.

Thompson
Curtis Tits
Makdessi
Figueiredo
Peterson
Barber

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this is the 3rd womens fight, I don't know if I have it in me bro, literally

Maycee looking thikk

Brazil: The country of the future and always will be.
kek

JJ unironically looks like Robobcop without his helmet on.

this post made my day

who here fights in their tshirt?

i wouldn't

My picks are always fucked by WMMA so bet on JJ Aldrich

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That meme didn't work with Paige and it won't work with this girl

Both of them did, it's weird

20 year old is going to lose

Maycee meme ends

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Dana White filler. It's the new way to act as if you are giving fans a quality product.

POST MAYCEE BARBERS FEET

I HEARD SHE IS MIXED RACE IS THAT TRUE????

I guessed on this fight, I didn't even know they were women

lmaooooooooooo

Maycee doesn't have an athletic frame. She has that big breeder dumper on her like Mckenzie.

>these sounds

like what even is the point of womens mma? women will never watch mma anyways

maycee sucks

Won't stop them from trying until it does (or doesn't)

hup

holy fuck barber looks like ABSOLUTE trash, why the fuck is there hype on her?

AH!

I swim in my t shirt like a normal person

Most based poster ITT

k im rubbing it out now guys

hope it's a quick one, I'm very aroused

What the hell is this shit standing game?

Conor is the male Rousey.

This fight reminded me of this

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WTF? i thought she was a wrestler

i can't overstate how horrible this is

These sounds are making my pp hard lads

this Barber bitch is thicc

bitches should have to fight topless just like the men

>like what even is the point of womens mma?
pervs on heem like it

dont forget to offer a sacrifice for the attic familiar

When i watch shit like this, i feel like i could heem both of these chicks

t. 5'11 155lbs afflete

wmma is to please male audience obviously, they jsut overdid it to more than 1 fight a card

damn Maycee is thick as fuck

why the fuck do they allow women to wear shirts in their fights? it makes it look retarded

The main draw i believe was Ronda. Bringing the casul wamen crowd to mma. But now shes gone idk now

It already worked with Jones

what's your deadlift bro? That will determine it

Starting to get embarrassed for myself watching this "sport", if they continue to put this bullshit on can't watch without literally cringing.

Maycee grabbin hair

hu! hi!

I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET I WANT MAYCEES FEET

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why do women not use leg kicks, snap her knees cunt

Maycee is a chinlet

I will end the Barber meme.

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LMFAO

This
Women will go on about MUH NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE BREASTS FREE THE NIP
Also women
>covers up breasts
bitch stop just let them out now

barber finna go to sleep

the next jon jones everyone

GET IT JJ

just skip the WMMA thats what i do

>Fighting an Aldrich Horror

Who sanctioned this

>maycee dropping like a sack of potatoes to babby punches

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toucans

WMMA shouldn't be in the picks (just like manlets)

Im too hardened by the corn to the core years

What is Maycee's discipline?

I like cut baby will win. She gets rocked but doesn't slow down at all. It's very hard to push forward and evade in the same time

my fookin sides

damn she is absolute trash isnt she looool

WEW

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>1080p stream works flawlessly
>520p stream stops every 15 seconds
Huh.

lmao this chick is trash

Maycee has the same head shape as Jacare Souza look into it

I think we're gonna see a heem bois

Y Nuevo New

FUCK bros we fell for the meme again...

succin dick

>picks heemed by wmma again
I should’ve fucking known for this one, too.

Is maycee stupid? Why would you keep throwing a mid-level roundhouse when you CONSTANTLY get caught by a straight right? Use the fucking kick in a combination

After Barber gets flushed she will have a 5 fight contract with BRAZZERS.

>being this much of an autistic brainlet

Why are the superior fighters always uglier? Jon is the only good looking one who doesn't get heemed by ogres

women's legs carry a lot of fat which negates the effect of leg kicks which is limiting movement by damaging muscle

>CONCACAF Nations League will be every even numbered year
>Gold Cup will be every odd numbered year

So it will go like
>2019: Gold Cup
>2020: Nations League
>2021: Gold Cup
>2022: Nations League

forever and ever and ever and ever
In case watching USA vs Mexico wasn't getting dull enough already

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Aldrich got that Johnny Hendricks hairline, look into that

I dunno she definitely reminds of mackenzie when she kicks

jon looks like a somali pirate

interesting

Because ugly men only reproduce through violence. I say this as an ugly man myself.

I knew it

rigged

cringe

Heem!

OH SHIT

GOAT!!!!

That felt like a work

>Barber's thighs and noise making have made me semi-erect
yep I think I found my girl

holy fuck the state of wmma always makes me cringe

>let me close my eyes and throw roundhouses till it connects

Damn she really is better than conor and jones combined.

Now we can get to the real fights

fuck off racist

Just got back from my first jitsu class at 10th planet. Really fun!

Does /heem/ train?

shit fight

>is blatantly wrong
>is in the wrong thread
>is Australian
Can it get worse for you?

God, I hate Wonderboy fights.