/heem/

"men" who could be horse jockeys don't belong in the ufc

Whoever made that thing is a brainlet. Hamlet is the pinnacle of culture? Wew.

Shelton is trash

Hoping for a good card tonight.

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Good fans in Nashville hey?
Lots of people in the arena.
Think I heard a Woo too

Big doubt

>You will cry
Is based fat man retiring tonight?

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daily reminder these fights are only happening so Dana can burn up their contracts and let them go for free instead of being them severance.

Why does ufc can goldberg and then hire an even goofier less likeable commentator?

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The truth is always difficult to accept

This manlet is doing a lot of hopping and skipping about for not a lot of pay-off reckon he'll gass out in the third and get heemed

espinoza is about to get finished

no it's not

ok

Ari Emanuel is a moron who doesn't even watch the UFC and just wanted to rub his hideous stamp on his purchase of the UFC - even if it meant getting rid of perhaps the 2nd most loved guy in the company after DMT monkey man.

Every boring decision at flyweight is another nail in the coffin

>It's a whoopee cushion horn episode

heem.

This fight is gay

Not as gay as you lmao

before the heem happens, I invented toilet espinoza

>TJ's been removed from little man rankings
>His replacement in 15th place is Casey Kenney

who the fuck is Casey Kenney?

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Could we have tinier men fighting k thx

rekt

I invented swag

they should put brass knuckles on 125ers so we can see some fucking power

I'll fuck you til you love me faggot

A legitimate dwarf division would be a ton of fun

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espinosa looking ferguson-esque with his defence, joe

terrible fight

Not as terrible as you lmao

pride gloves when?

He needs to be in movies.
Literal glorious perfection. Just looking at him fills me with wonderful appreciation for beauty and strength.

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you 'mericans are such whiney faggots

Mike Tyson is truly the thinking man's boxer
I found out he has an animated show with Norm MacDonald last week and I can't imagine anything more perfect

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same but not as gay

wtf was bellator thinking lmao

Bring back ShockFights
youtube.com/watch?v=Yph0dbw5Grw

lmao

30-30 Draw

29-28 espinosa

Why is this manlet laughing? He's 5'2

now lets see how shit the judges are. if its anything but a draw people will rage

Imagine being so shook you have to jits a manlet

Agreed and I have Shelton in my parlay

Oh it's very good.

>30-27
>30-27

29-28, 30-27, and 30-27 Jordan Espinoza

robbed

30-27?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

lmao

Night off to a great start

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Are they saying boo or boo-urns?

>29-28
>30-27
>30-27

Kek, fuck this gay sport

discord.gg/m9XxVHN

the state of ufc refs

Buuuuuuuutierrez

Wonderboy is an IRL power rangers character, I just wish he was a better fighter

Smoke heem

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Why the fuck would anyone accept that fight? It's like fighting a girl, if you win you're just an asshole but if you somehow manage to lose then you're a pussy forever.

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Man the judges have been shit tier for the past few events

DAMN HIS MOM IS A SMOKER

lads i can't get this bug off my screen

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A new guy. He never fought in the UFC.

i'd fight her big gorilla bum if u kno what i mean

>he doesn't take every opportunity to crush manlet dreams

Wonderboy is a good fighter, jsut very one dimensional

>so much caked make up her face is multiple shades lighter
just fuck jamal, his ass will look the same

What the fuck happened to the pacing

kek

I hope this guy gets heemed for bringing this gay sob story into the cage

Imagine the _

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wew I didn't want those feels lads

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*Takes you to decision*
Heh, guess we'll have to see what the judges think, kid.

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It's for stat padding purposes, evrryone does it in bellator

I think Wonderboy is gay

By the way, that dwarf fight was at 135lbs
135s are dwarfweight and 125ers are subdwarfweight

thats a huge yikes from me

aroma

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We're back to normal

Wonderboy won the till fight

>El Guapo

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Agreed

To be fair, Bellator doesnt have a flyweight division, so he probably moved up

Agreed, especially so early on the card.

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hes a pedo

>dbz tat

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Hope McDonald gets heemed in the face

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All gays are pedo but not all pedos are gay

Based Keith Peterson still repping the Tapout era

Consistently embarrassing your opponent for 5 full rounds is the high IQ strategy. Knockouts are for brainlets.

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Another sparring match

who the fuck r all these bums

>Snake way tattoo

This dudes a masochist

wtf
MacDonald is actually a fucking bum, how was he allowed in the UFC?

We were supposed to cry about macdonald's brother ?

We get it his brother died

these gay sob stories are going to get worse on espn arent they?

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>be lanklet cutbabby
>can't even land a punch

When you get nervous does it make you need a shit? If I was a fighter the nerves as you're waiting to make the walkout would give me diarrhea.

Stop mourning your brother and pull the fucking trigger, mate

who is he? some espn guy?

Just started watching, what was the sob story Macdonald told?

>5'11 and fighting at Bantamweight

why do people do this
do they think just because they're tall they can heem everyone else in the division?
it doesn't work (unless your name is Max Holloway)

>doing a tat

Gutierrez is gonna gas

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Why is this card so shit?

I blame ESPN for singlehandedly killing the sport.

Man macdonald looks stiff as fuck out there

his brother an hero

The difference is that max is really really good

he's the head of WME who bought the UFC.
He's Dana's boss.

he even met Trump in the intermediate period between his election and inauguration.

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brother died lit a fire under his ass

That's one shitty fight

his brother flushed himself down the toilet and now he's copying his brother

>Shave, trim and style
just go gay, bee

>Use that rear-side lowrider, and don't forget the stick push
Ah yes, corner codes

Bullies held him down and gave him shitty tattoos

damn post more of "her"

incoming 2 wmma fights

and entertaining af too
with balls of steel

He's quite literally the perfect fighter

JUST
BLEED

How did the sperg get all revved up?

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>tfw trap has cock 3 times your size

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if he had no chin he'd have lost all his fights in the first round
cody won a belt with no chin
let that sink in

leg kicks adding up

Lol my goodness hes a goddamn punching bag

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meant the bloke on commentary lad

wooooooo

is macdonalds dare I say... triple champ potential?

jesus, what a fucking BUM

if you were a 90 lb 4'11" soi'd out aztec your little dink would look big, too

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No sympathy for lanklets.

shut up fat

ref should just stop this now it's painful to watch

Till-esque in his output, Joe

then why would you reply to my post which is exclusively about Ari Emmanuel?

For sure these guys are UFC-level, B

based and redpilled

dude is afraid to fight, weep

Mac is literally a bum they pulled off the street whose brother just died I think

>Can't dispute it

Shit

shut up cunt didn't read your cringe post

Jesus I feel bad for Macdonald

wew looks like a fucking murder, wouldnt mind corner stoppage desu

Gutierrez looking good I think.
Then again his opponent is being a literal heavy bag here.

oh shiet Jimbo you can order some subway

MacDonald is fighting for 1 order of nachos

MacDonald may well be the least talented individual in the company
>tfw your sob story gets you hired but it doesn't stop your opponent from hitting you

/heem/: a bunch of fucking losers

And people called him the next GSP

Next Jason Knight.

I love leg kick heems.

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...

calm down, mcdonalds

this card is off to a horrible start

Why is this brainlet not throwing more leg kicks? Could’ve had this dude out of there already.

Whoa! Why would someone on the internet insult complete strangers?

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IIRC this spam all started because we refused his shitty /mma/ general

based i love u

me gusta

his brother killed himself

Literally how

I'm going on a beer run, what should I get

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Also, he has no legs.

Could they just cut MacDonald now

Imagine letting your brother die in vain

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absolute STATE of these prelims

SAD!

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How fucked are your legs after getting chopped down for 15 minutes

30-27 MacDonald by an hero brother

Rory

This guy is a total bum but what about the guys that he beat? Turbo bums?

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fat fucker I bet you're swearing after your stubby fingers went through the laborious effort of typing that

Apple juice

>19/102 strikes landed

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>he doesnt knoq Chad Obermiller

webm of the side jump

29-28 Gutierrez

Imagine how bad that Chad Obermiller guy is

30-25?????

In many ways the dead brother won that fight

sweet jesus, wth was that

Majority of people who fights are low iq bums. That's just the reality

didnt ask

hes a beast

So this is the power of mma judging.........

>props for toughness
Didn't do shit the entire fight.

30-27 was actually pretty generous

>boss buffer

in many ways death was better than this fight

Women's fight

>piss break

>2 wmma fights in a row

Macdonald won the story of the fight

2 wmma fights g to store and cook your lunches guys

Sweet, tits vs. Neil Magny. Can’t miss fight.

That dudes brother is glad he's dead so he didn't have to watch this

Fart Girl in the building hot boxing the arena w/ farts

>female fights
>manlet fights
I sleep

Now why would you sass an anonymous stranger on the internet like that

>8/9 in MMA
>1/3 in boxing
He's like the real life version of glass joe from punchout

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In many ways, his dead brother fought harder.

I hope Markos titty pops out

I'm pretty sure Hill wins this but Randas record is literally Win Loss Win Loss Win Loss Win Loss and then a Draw so it's thrown things up

Lol Angela Hill is still employed? I though they'd cut her ass after couldn't stop crying about racism while not being able fight her way out of a paper bag.

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He was living until he died

Neil Magny vs Dustin Hoffman

15 minutes for a piss eh grandad?

I really want to fuck Angela Hill

I'm a big fan of Randa's jiggly tits

/ourgirl/ angela hill fight still to come! who's hyped!

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For me, its Randa Markos

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>that fight followed by two girl fights
Oy vey

I am the white Romero and I will heem anyone ITT.

I'm pretty sure I couldn't care less and the fact that you know their records shows me that you have no fucking life.

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she has a hot bod

the concept alone of tapping to macdonald's punches makes me laugh to tears

I enjoy apple juice, and think it would be a wise (and healthy) choice.

I will never get tired of Hill-Magny or Carmouche-Faber jokes

>ywn creampie her

So, say after that fight and you got the interview and you talked shit about the guy and his dead brother
Would Dana cut you or would it be good heat? Would go for it if I was Gutierrez

Just shows you how different the level of fighters in the UFC are, even the unranked guys.

Yup, sweaty. Wanna suck it?

First finish of the night coming up

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I think you'd be surprised

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t. Autist

>has brass knuckles tattoo
>can’t heem anyone

Pottery

Single mom vs. the dmv employee.

I know I say this often about actual fighters like McNuggets and Khabib but I could unironically heem Obermiller

was a fan of her until I found out she had a fat s.oyboy boyfriend

Angela is not natty in the slightest

What are your feelings on cider? Or are you strictly a juice guy?

I see your point now, you are correct

whos DC with, is it brandon fitzgerald?

>he doesn't look up everyones record and then pretends he knows fights as opposed to actually sitting and watching them

Literally lmaoing @ u right now

Which is which

American piss would be too much like your beer, no thanks

Well I guess he's got a hog on him

>Markos thought Hill was obnoxious and annoying
based

>implying you wouldn't

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The legend War Machine got cut by the UFC for trashing Evan Tanner after his death.

>be woman
>get punched once
>lose all composure and start swinging wildly
Literally every single time
Amanda is the only one who can take a punch

Hill getting a facefull tonight

I think he has several hogs in him.

Cuz he’s fat.

I don't have much cider experience. Tried it once and didn't care for it, but that doesn't allow one to form a solid opinion on anything.
One bad apple can't spoil the bunch.

Even I wouldn't.

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Wtf GNP now

TKO. Elbows to the malteaser sized clit

Fuck Markos is based af, break her fuckin arm

SHEEM TAPPY

Camel toe!!!!!

Basado

Well that, and getting choked unconscious by some random Jap.

Stereotype black lady btfo, back to invicta ya bum.

Nice

Do women not possess the Blacksplosion trait?

Nice

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why does her right shoe have a heel whilst her left shoe is flat?

is that fashion now?

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Randa Rousey

WAKANDA STATUS : CANCELLED

based canada

good call

Wow, nice move

why are white women better fighters than white men

Are you okay user?

love u

Nah, they get dyke power instead. Straight women can’t compete.

Neither has a heel, that's the chair leg

its the chair leg, my guy

Wtf randa is a cute

Iraqi Canadians are the most powerful race

It's the chair leg.

Unf

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> mfw you will never rape Randa Markos

that's a chair leg m8..

That’s her chair, m8.

Penne's ass is so legid

>DC keeps slurring his words
CTE confirmed

Okay this retarded leaf doesn't know what a grudge is...

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Why do WMMA fighters always struggle severely with submissions?
I know they are not as physically strong as men but surely they should be able to impose their strength over each other.

Canadian redheaded big tittied cutie.

Drinking that Tennessee whiskey

She has a big nose and big titties. I have an assumption about her race

Buffer seems to be off tonight as well- must be air in Nashville

>ywn be big gorilla who takes women as a prize after fight
why even live

too easy

Struggle to defend or execute?

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>that flag
better than a Muslim, grischka

>why are white women better fighters than white men
less competition from the negroes. Black chicks aren't into sports, so their talent pool is severely reduced.

wtf I love canada now

Love seeing Hill lose.

Britbong. Leave.

>I was merely pretending to be retarded

lmao

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what about him?

>Why do WMMA fighters always struggle severely with submissions?
much easier to defend when neither of them is explosive. also they are thought to use tecqiques rather than use power

>5 knockouts since 2012

Is that a good thing?

Unironically how the fuck do you end up fighting Wonderboy and not guard your fucking head at all times?
I swear, I bet half of these bums don't watch the tapes like Jones does

Based

based aussie with the webms
even though you're the spammer I have a net positive opinion of you

>tfw u'll never have a karate dad shouting at you

Theres no way Wondermeme doesn't get wrestlefucked by Usman, right?

Who gets flushed tonight?

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Is the whole card going to be on ESPN? Or do I have to find an ESPN+ stream?

Alexis seems to have gone goth

>getting cucked by ape hoop again

>gf was doing a Saturday brunch with her girls
>still isn’t back home yet
>they met at 11am
>hasn’t called me or text me
>I haven’t called or text her
>just realized this is the best Saturday I’ve had in a long time with her not being in my hair

Wonderboy will spin so much, Usman will get burned if he tries to hold on.

I bet half of these mma girls could have gone into porn. And the porn girls could have gone into fighting. Life moves in mysterious ways. Horshoe theory is real.

For sure you're a better fighter than Johnny Big rig Hendricks

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she's out getting blacked, my man

sorry

Same for her, except instead of posting on Yea Forums she's being chokefucked by Chad and Brad.

whats that supposed to mean

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Marty is far too good of a wrestler to even bother with humouring Spam Head Kicks Boy and will just take him down and wrestlefuck him
Is this actually the curse of the WW division? First GSP, the god of the wrestlefuckers, then Woodley, return of the wrestlefuckers, and now Marty has outwrestlefucked HIM for the belt

Jones is one of the only people in the ufc who actually lifts weights and trains properly, so ya I doubt most of these can actually dissect tape.

lmfao quiality post
>inb4 getting cucked

>Heidi Androl
>named after masculinizing drugs
>that jaw
it all makes sense

would it be weird to date your cousin's cousin? asking for a me

We have an open relationship

truly is a curse, at least jones fight are exciting even when they are one sided

>Another women fight up next
>Then another midget fight
dana why do you hate us

nah senpai its cool
t. muslim

Demian Maia's sister?

Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

Can someone please cap Bruce Buffer singing TNT?

Till would crumple Askren with that left straight pretty quickly desu

CAUSE IM T N T

It's over Wonderboy won

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Jennifer Maia jawmogs me

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>legendary karate striker

Foxy Boxing and Midget Fidgets are great, cazzie.

the correct term is "half open"

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Just got back after that McDonald Massacre. What did I miss boys?

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i take back my quality post post, you are indeed a cuck

>boomer walkouts

based

This is truly a battle between 30 year old boomer music supremacy
I'm going with Heidi here, fuck AC/DC

Maia is thick, Demian Maia that is

i hate it when i get duped into watching cards expecting something half decent and then you actually sit and look at the fights and you're just like oh shit what am i doing nigger

Can't she afford a boobjob? She's flat as fuck.

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Nah. There are a lot of really common last names in Brazil, hence the crazy first names

I'm fairly certain that GOATren just unironically took the biggest beating he'll ever take in his career and was fine after it and still won
Toilet Till has nothing

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>boobjob
pleb

Did I mention I’m a Khabib fan?

>5'11 vs 6'0

Her jaw reminds me of the time I water fasted for a month and chewed chewing gum for 12 hours a day.

They can look really good if she's being realistic and doesn't get cheap implants or implants too big for her.

Anybody got the webm of Davis getting turned into that dude from the Goonies

Alexis Davis is annoying gtfo you're terrible in a terrible division

Does anyone here unironically watch this crap?

>wearing make up in the ring
please get heemed

Did my girl Randa Markos win?

based and redpilled
having a loving gf and getting to fuck strange whenever is quite refreshing

Won through Herb Dean's continued incompetence more than anything.
I don't think Askren will be back. He's seen what the big boys can do and he don't want no more.

>mfw i'm a khabib fan too
>mfw when i'm still not a cuckold faggot

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Megan doesn't need one but Miesha's turned out really well.

Yes, but I'm the only non-cazzie ITT.

>She has an open relationship
fixed that for you

based henry going in bros

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That ass is unfortunate

yes

Maia is wet

there r ppl who paid for this, so yes

This Hue got a nice ass

he literally tried to get the Khabib fight from Dana and Dana didn't want none, stop your revisionism
Khabib is ducking Ben

This. Polygamy is god-tier, only pathetic insecure /pol/babby virgins are against it.

Retard nigger judges gave us this stupid timeline. DJ won.

spicy

unless you've seen her naked jugs you can't really claim that Tate's titjob was a success

> till
> beating Askren

Pleb. 10 minutes of askren grapplefucking till and then Till submits via twister

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SOCCER MOM FIGHT
THE CROWD GOES LOUD

i only watch mans fights. idk what dana is thinking with wmma being more than 2 divisions. everybody but top 5 are absolutely shit

spicy

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WE'VE GOT A PILLOW FIGHT HERE BOYS

Her nudes leaked like 24 hours ago you fuckin retard

Really enjoying spammy's giant tranny cock spree. Based and Super Male Vitality pilled.

what a timely post

Ronda-esque in her head movement, Joe.

Oof

Bunda

Askren asking to fight a dude in the lower weight class lmao

ISSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>twister

Fuck sake Cejudo really is retarded

>he doesnt know

what if Megan Olivi nudes leaked

Link me nigga

those judges killed the UFC and Henry is adopting an imaginary ego because he wants to keep his job and he knows that's what Dana and WME like.

He's gone to every single UFC event this year (including the Australian one) and he's starting drama on twitter - he's even called out Conor now.

Man's just trying to keep the paychecks coming.

Although it would be hilarious to see him manage to smash Moraes so he drops the act immediately because he doesn't need 125 anymore.

>name is Maia
>afraid to go to the ground

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Davis must have really pigged out while pregnant

then hmu right the fuck now!!!!!!

but just how good is Dune? it has been in my netflix watchlist for a while but its 3 fuckin hours

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Is there a men only fight league?
Call me Muad'dib cause I'm all about that spice

Are you fucking stupid?
Khabib walks around at like 200, he is a cutbabby. Lightweight is hunno pasento not his natural division and he is definitely nowhere near the limit on fight night
Get that argument and get the fuck outta here

one of my prouder faps desu

Miesha's leaks might be pre-boobjob, they're b-cups. Since her pregnancy they have become massive. I need to see that version of her titties.

I wanna sniff this hue's ass

It would be one of my proudest fap

Holds up decently if you enjoy old sci-fi movies

please, someone tell me they have them

Its kinda jumpy because its old school sci-fi where they try to fit the whole book in. If you get lifted first you'll dig it.

TSN is British right? Then why is there an American voice that does the disclaimer?

Meishas face is disgusting and he tits are misshapen. She was much better with small tits and just a fat ass.

>natty GOA-

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Just DM'd you brother

Canadian
BT is British

TSN is canadian

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they're not pre-boobjob because there was an old set that leaked a few years ago that didn't have these newer ones in them
I agree, her pregnancy milkers are the real money leak

canadian innit

Ahhhh Davis the female Rockhold we see

WOW

I censored it mods do not touch me

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Shut the fuck up

DANG SON

>ywn hit that amazon body

It’s an American voice, but they’re speaking British.

You're acting like any fighter walks in the cage at their weigh-in weight lmao.
You think McGregor ever walked in at 145? He was no less than 165 in any of his fights.
There's no such thing as a natural division as long as fighters don't step in the cage at their weigh-in weight.

It's weird, they seemed much bigger clothed back then.

There's a pusy shot too.

>people can't google search the words "Miesha Tate leaks"
What the fuck is going on?

Didn't she get implants after dunping Carraway?

Why do people take photos of themselves?
Why do people take photos of themselves naked?

Caraway looks like he's her little brother

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wtf

Nice

I wanted to see that Caraway cock instead.

MAKE ME

MAKE ME

Who the fuck is this paki?
>165
For sure my man. He looked like munster. The guy was 205 no less

yeah I got that open on another tab
would love to share it.

Am I the only one who thinks Yea Forums should be a NSFW board?

The movie is dogshit. The book is good.

cringe

t. incel and/or virgin

gayest ad i have ever seen on my life

She's had implants since Strikeforce.

Because some people aren't ashamed of their bodies, some people enjoy flaunting their body. Keep being fat, fatty.

Her pussy in that other pic (you know the one) looks way less busted than I assumed it would be.

keep responding, got you seething pal

*wraps your lips around my ballsack*
Now suck, boy

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the best Miesha pic is the one where shes laying on her back with her panties pulled to the side

>mcgregor was 165 at FW
lol no fucking way. He struggled severely with the weight when he fought Nate, Conor was trim as fuck for featherweight

innie vaginas are less appealing than outies

thefappeningcelebs.com/miesha-tate-nude-fappening-2019-leaked-photos/

This is unironically a fun fight

This main event is going to either be really, really good or an absolute meme isn’t it?

>He struggled severely with the weight when he fought Nate
wtf are you talking about

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This fight is a masterpiece compared to that shit fight between the ankle wrap beaner and muh brother man.

t. virgin

roastie detected

>He struggled severely with the weight when he fought Nate
he came in at 168lbs lmao you cazzie

this will be my third fap to this, I’m guessing I have about ten left

Hey webm aussie please tell me you didn't do crowd shots for ufc london cause i would be on them the camera was literally infront of me

>tfw you know full well that if this was caveman era you could just heem benavidez to death and Megan would love you instead
>but it's modern era and Megan is clearly a nice personality-favouring girl and heeming her husband would just make her mad at you
We need to go back to the old rules lads

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>Are you gonna tell /heem/ about us, user?

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The seats were great but i didnt know the fucking camera would film me

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hes gay, and the bottom someone post the webm pls

Why are they inviewing these bums?

>yfw you will never have those legs wrapped around your head

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>unironically buying a Hyundai or Kia
garbage vehicles

We did and we made fun of you for 1/4th of a thread. Like 15 replies.

I never mentioned him struggling with the weight cut, I'm talking about the fight itself
I don't know how you're going to spin it that Conor looked good at welterweight but you can make the attempt. Nigga gassed out after the first punch

>censored
I can see her pubic bumps from shaving

you're pushing it laddie

the guy that ripped his nutsack open is fihhting on this cad

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absolute robbery but I'm not mad

Pettis will try to make it spicy but he just won't be able to get into a good range and WB will win the most boring decision he's had yet. Cap this.

Eyyy it's Wallid

>tfw dinner with my gf's family lasted exactly as long as the girl fights

Lmao at her corner and herself for acting surprised at the decision

>tfw just had a wank

uncensored source where

>heem benavidez
>marry megan
>get permaheemed by ngannou

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4 plebs link?

What does her pantsu say?

When they released I got halfway through a wank before losing the motivation and just watched heems instead
I need to get back in the groove

celebjihad of course

nobody tell him

if he can’t figure it out he doesn’t deserve it

ITT

God I hope some one finds more.

It pisses me off when people fight to a close decision and then act completely shocked when it doesn't happen to go their way.

seek help

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Hopefully there will be more released
I can't imagine that Miesha hasn't taken any photos of her massive pregnancy tits. They exist for sure

holy fuck I'm on the same website as the Miesha nudes sight and I've just seen Ginny from Harry Potter's tits

this site is a goldmine

why is there no women's heavyweight, views would increase drastically

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Fighting is the opposite of normal life.
In normal life, you forget everything good you do and remember everything bad.
In a fight, you forget everything bad and remember only the good things you do.

...

based, I usually only check celebjihad every couple weeks since most of it is just deep fake crap and photoshoot stuff

I’m more disgusted by how fucking messy that room is than I am aroused, 2bh.

yeah but the guy who took them she's still married to and is the father of her baby

These pics were likely shown to a third party by Bryan Caraway and then leaked to the public

>Not censoring it with the UFC hot dog brander

>he doesn't check the fappening blog literally daily
imagine not knowing that Elizabeth Olsen's pics leaked today

will this fight be good

gay

HEEEEM

HEEM SLEEPY

>those shots to the back of head
Yikes

>three hammer fists to back of the head to win

would

dc is SO SO SO Based

this but unironically

same mate love him just a good bloke all round

Fact: all American fighters except for Masvidal, Diaz brothers and Jon Jones are faggots

This might be the worst ufc event I've ever watched so far

coming from a prison island