/afl/ - Sunday Edition

Round one always throws up fucky results. I only got one right (Bulldogs)

based Thor got them over the line

honestly? absolutely BASED
just need to swap port and melbourne

Basedbane tbqh lads.

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Gold Coast
GWS
Freo

fuck footy

who /dabloos/ here?

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How do we fix western australia lads?

worried about you lad

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Stewy Dew is an absolute unit

HEAVE HO UNNA

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anyone have an online simulcast of the saints/suns?

>St Kilda spend 5 minutes kicking the ball out of bounds and fucking around in the Suns 50 before kicking a goal
>Suns kick a goal as soon as they get it there

Alex "gigachad" Sexton

Saints are worse than I remember

Little known fact about the Suns

>The "GC" displayed on the front of their guernseys isn't for the Gold Coast, but it's actually for "Giga Chads"

>tfw all the based Christian goodbois have left Gold Coast (except Swallow who has captain obligations)
Feels bad man

youtu.be/Gqj6VItiw7k

WHAT GIVES THEM THE RIGHT

I'm glad Fiorini knows he's trash and is willing to give up the ball to better players this year

Neither one of these teams can defend at all, might get a 200+ point game here

Fuck Suns are cooked already, at least the 1st half of the quarter they looked good.

>losing to gold cunts

No excuse

Holy shit both these teams suck ass

I love Jack Martin hope he's a Sun forever

Based

This pic cracked me up for like 10 mins on friday night

fuck me just take a mark jesus christ

Don't blaspheme the name of our Lord and Savior, thanks

sorry, won't happen again

Can anyone drop some Richmond reaction pics please. Think i'll need them this year after Rance dying

All good m8

I can't wait until Rankine is healthy, Suns could actually be a decent young side when healthy.

oh no no no

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watching the aflw at the same time, interesting to see just how much longer afl is. Both games started at the same time and the aflw just hit HT

It seems AFLW matches are unironically about as long as my nephew's Auskick matches

>aints
trash

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who /forgottotip/ ?

Any ideas what the narrative is going to be this year?

You'll be in luck if you get the kiss of death tips

Basedbane coming of age

Bigots, racists and misogynists aren't allowed to be football fans anymore

Brisbane makes the 8 and the media makes a big deal out of it, reviving the lagging Queensland market

>Women's footy on the television when there's a real game on
Getting sick of this equal opportunity bullshit.

>48-0 at 3qt in a prelim
>lowest ever aflw score is 9
lmao

Why the fuck did they add more teams this year and why the fuck do they think it's a good idea to add more next year? This shit isn't going to be watchable for a decade at least.

>losing 67-7
>"good on the geelong girls ending on a high scoring 7 points"
why do they treat aflw like they're mentally deficient, sounds so patronising?

When will St Kilda finally get fitzroy'd? I give them until 2030.

business idea: christchurch saints

it unironically sounded like they pumped the crowd noise in the aflw match

Crusaders might be available soon.

Business idea: Port Arthur Pistols

Jihadis might be an easier sell.

GWS are the definition of soulless and plastic

Looking forward to the bummers getting spanked by the giants, sick of the commentators always sucking off the bummers before the season. Love seeing them get exposed for the mediocrity they are through the season.

why are they trying so hard to force this female agenda? why can't they just suck up their fucking arrogant smug attitude and accept biological facts that gender roles do fucking exist
women are nurturers not warriors, they are not meant to work and fight etc they are meant to stay at fucking home picking berries and looking after the children
can they form a aflw all stars team and pit them against a random boys under 16 team so they can finally have it shoved down their fucking throats that they are inferior and a waste of everyones fucking time

Equality won't be reached until the AFL is renamed to AFLM

Why is everyone so concerned about 50 Muslims when hundreds of Christians are killed like this every week (by Muslims, nonetheless)? Where is the black armband for them?

Toby Greene kicked anyone in the head yet?

It's just public demoralisation, millionaires do it as a social insurance policy.

do you mean a stream?

/nrlel/ have used one of my based tradie memes as their OP. I am absolutely furious. Just sickening

dat casual misogyny

yes
>inb4 unzips dick

I've always wondered, is that pic based off the story of the UK apprentice killing himself after his employers locked him in a cage and set fire to him?

>stretches asshole
>pours steaming hot diarrhea down your throat
enjoy

i'm not a eagles fan, sorry.

There was one here too, a mechanics where they set him on fire for a laugh and tortured him with a blow torch or some shit.

Long over due though to be perfectly honest

elite bants

jesus. lol

Easy with the blasphemy there m8

fuck off gaj

cuntucky , you here lad?

Pulled me pants down round me ankles, shaved me pubic hair
Greased me balls with old sump oil and chained me to a chair
Hoist me up on the workshop roof & turned the fire hose on
He's only the apprentice and we're only having fun

theage.com.au/national/victoria/mechanic-who-set-fire-to-apprentice-as-a-joke-fined-20100701-zqly.html

No blow torch, but just a bit of fun. Spent a week in hospital getting grafts.

lanklets, when will they learn?

This is a glimpse into the future. FTA gets the women's shit; you have to pay to watch the real footy.

>5'11" vs 6'1"

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>"Poo Metre Peter"
Thank you Dwayne

my sides
both these shit teams deserve a draw

>having to struggle this hard for a win
>against the Suns
Aints are FINISHED

>aints
what a fucking disgrace

>hanley gets btfo with two head high hits
>no free
what a joke

revising this to 2025

bummers are DONE

suns have scored the highest losing score so far lmao

>be me
>fall out of friendship with user
>user comes to my house
>helps themselves to food
>called me snotty nose rude and a dibber dobber
>trying to watch the footy
>my sides

Had a blackout and now my Internet is 0.1 mbps and the foxtel broken too, but Yea Forums is unbanned for another 5 minutes at least.

odds on st kilda and gc finishing 17th and 18th

No chance, spoon is rightful blues clay.

STATE of the peelong girls

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But Geelong played Collingwood this week.

why did Shiel leave GWS?

EssenDONE

Essendon are a joke, every year afl hacks write the same shit about how essendon are back. Wow we got Stringer, Saad, Smith and Shiel this year is our year! They are pure mediocrity

Media always over-hypes the big 4 clubs because when interest in them is high, they make more money.

this, bummers are by far the most cringe team in the comp over the last few years

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Giants: soul
Bombers: soulless

haha what the fuck Brisbane beat the Iggles?

literally free money

>only beating the suns by 1 point at home
suns are the morale victors desu

>making Lachlan Keeffe look like like a superstar
kek

Giants are playing some big-brain football right now

you now remember this

Orazio Fantasia-Cortes

based user sacrificing a hundy to get the lions over the line
god bless

all these seething dons fans at the ground, great to watch

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Imagine getting smashed by a zoomer team born less than a decade ago and based in wog territory.

why did shiel come to us, essington will ruin him we are cursed, shut it all down

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What kind of fuckin stupid name is Jarryn and how did he become captain of shit kilda? never heard of the cunt

Best part was that it was a bonus bet anyways so no real loss, just that the bookies can take it back and shove it up their ass. Up the lions

go the lions

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Beauty

KICK STRAIGHT YOU DICKHEADS

get a load of this cockhead

essendon supporters are poofters

carlton supporters are queers

richmond supporters are bent

>essenshit

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collingwood supporters have an unfairly bad reputation

>/afl/ """"""""""""""""""""""""""""humour""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

EssenDONE

hawthorn fans are tasmanians

st kilda fans are gays

afl players are fuckin metrosexual queers nowadays. what happened?

Based Essendone making Lachlan Keeffe look like prime Wayne Carey

>6 out of 7 high fantasy scores for saints named jack
Time to get your JACKs

Reminder that carlton and essendon supporters still think their pissant clubs are relevant.

t. cockheads

~thinking ahead

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reminder that norf, shit kilda, footsgay and carltank are zombie clubs who won't exist in 20 years.

If this round is indication of anything just give Brisbane the flag already

Gold Coast Blue Suns
Christchurch Crusaders
Tasmanian Kangaroos
Darwin Bulldogs

The Lions should revert back to being the Bears once they win the 'hip this year. Brisbane doesn't need those Cucktorian Fitzroy niggers any more

SPOON TO GF CARLWON have something to prove

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thread theme

absolutely this 100% fuck the latte sipping brunswick oval cunts

Based Dermot

based umps putting bummers to the sword

Dons vs Norf is a literal coin toss.
#RIPtheTip

>started a full time job in December
>another week of wagecucking
>only male at work, all the women are mean to me
What's a painless way to kill myself lads?

t. redditor

that's not difficult at all though, north wins that easy

Overdose on heroine

gas yourself in the car

Heroin addictions are Kino

I've heard you literally empty your balls in your pants before your heart gives out from how euphoric it feels

24.5% LMAO

I've heard it feels like an infinitely warm and soft blanket running through your veins and you become unbelievably comfy

@91657417
don't ever (You) me again cockhead

>essenDONE going to be 0-4 at least
kek
KEK
K E K

worst round 1 game I can remember since the iggs held melbourne to 20 points in 1991.

I regret buying Anzac Day tickets if this is the shitfest I'm going to be watching

reminder essenshit haven't won a final since 2004 and that drought is set to continue through this season at the least

reminder that essendone's 2000 hip is illegitimate and they are eternal drug cheats

I just did cunt, go cry on /r/afl

You weren't even alive back then faggot

>3.9

Only the most ELITE teams have a 3:1 behind to goal ratio.

>112 vs 33
This is bad for the competition. Should Essendon be allowed to get back on the gear?

Kicking behinds is the key to winning.

I don't know what you're looking at but it says right on the picture that Geelong Cats got the Win.

still on the gear m8, they're just that shit

Essendon will be premiers.

Fucking screenshot me now, cunts, I'm serious

Who are /ourteams/?
>BASEDbane
>FRED
who else?

>essendone getting dismantled so fucking hard basedbane no longer on top of the ladder
It was nice while it lasted

lol imagine not living in BrisBASED

checked
genuinely feel sorry for these cunts tbqh

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another day in the peaceful, multicultural utopia of Melbourne
9news.com.au/2019/03/24/15/50/news-melbourne-police-crime-king-street-man-injured

you honestly think Essendon are going to lose to a team that beat the Suns by a fucking point

based bummers keeping the iggs off the foot of the ladder

you honestly thing Essendon are going to beat a team that beat the Suns by a fucking point? sorry for you lad.

Bummers should sack woosha now. He doesn't deserve to have his reputation shat on by that fucking useless club.

will the next game be any good

maybe woosha is actually just shit and this essendon side reflects that

nah woosha's not tough enough on them. He let the iggs drug culture slide & eventually spiral out of control because they were winning. Essendon needs a real HARDLINE coach. Mark Neeld, Eade, Malthouse, Parkin, Pagan. One of those blokes will be the ideal coach for a pissant bombres side.

Very, very difficult to see where essendon will lose a game with Mick Malthouse at the helm.

>Eade
he'd have an aneurysm before the season was halfway through

lol

HEAVE HO UNNA

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please do not denigrate the image of Fred

>Mark Neeld

>heave
>ho

sorry brudda

don't sweat it dard, Fred is love.

almost had a panic attack seeing Lobb, thought it was fucking Michael Johnson

NORF are FINISHED

nice "semi-tradition" you got there cob

Perfect appointment! Melbourne were tracking well before he was unjustly let go! They would have reached the finals years earlier without fucking around by hiring r*os and then g**dwin

based fred

shut up cockhead

>he's still mad
delicious

gammon mantle

CARN FREO GIV EM THE OL HEAVE HO

Whenever I start to think that maybe I am racist and intolerant I get reminded that blacks aren't fucking human and my hate is justified

based DermGOD

business idea: darwin deadlys

elite opinion

Loving this casual racism lads

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>promised 12 hours of comfy rain
>not a fucking drop
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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dardy cuz

The suffering never ends here in Sadelaide m8

D O N E

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>norf
COOKED

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>living in adelaide
grim

Move to Brisbane lad, we've had some comfy rain last week also you get to support the based lions

2 carloads of them nearly bashed some poor cunt to death in melbourne last night

kek, and compare to the ABC coverage
abc.net.au/news/2019-03-24/police-hunt-for-men-after-man-hit-with-weapon-melbourne/10933996
>we don't know why he got out of the car lol, very odd

he forgot the golden rule of around blacks never relax, he shouldn't have exited his car, should have ran the black dogs over.

>norf

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My cousins live near Brisbane, it seems more degenerate than here, albeit less miserable

like imagine the reaction if 2 carloads of white guys did that to a black guy, its basically a KKK style lynching in reverse.

he was hemmed in, one car blocked him and the other came up behind to stop him reversing, and I doubt he 'got out', more like dragged out.

fucking nigger scum

Fuck this semen slurping sport

eyes on the game brad

GOD I FUCKING HATE KMART

how do we fix african gangs lads

Melbourne anons should group up and put a nigger in the hospital
Unaustralian if you don't

>norf

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strong community leadership on their end and just hope they get it under control before a brenton does it for them.

send them to a more tolerant nation, like new zealand

bush war like Rhodesia in Melbourne suburbia

Scott Morrison needs to show a sign of unity and wear a lip plate and but weights on his dick

>norf haven't kicked a single behind
No wonder they're losing

kinda wish fred brought back their white, red, and green tqhb

what's the crowd at freo-norf game?

think I tipped 3

well, this games over

UNNA til I die

It will be on the muh acl's, need new rules to protect the knees

BASEDbane/FRED grand final. Calling it now.

the game is still too low scoring

THE NEW RULES HAVEN'T GONE FAR ENOUGH WE NEED ZONES, 25M GOAL SQUARE, BRING BACK THE SUB, MULTIBALL, ETC

All they need is less players on the field, 18 is ridiculous.

>broncos won
>reds won
>loins won
can literally any other city compete with brisBASED

>Acting Detective Sergeant Simon Watts said the victim got out of the passenger seat of a car on the corner of King Street and Roden Street before the assault.
>"We're not sure why he's gotten out of his car, he's been confronted by a group of African males, hit in the head and seriously assaulted," he said.
they’re just quoting the police idiot cockhead

HEAVE HO

Business idea: Fold Worst Coast. Fred is clearly WA's team

FUCK THIS SEMEN SLURPING CLUB

>yeah nah he got out of the car goy nothing to see here
The absolute fucking STATE of cucktorian cockheads

> got out of the passenger seat
> not sure why he's gotten out of his car
says right there he "got out" and they're "not sure why", literally no hint that he did it himself, LITERALLY just stating he was not in the car when he got brained by niggers. You truly are are deadshit, braindead nigger apologist aren't you?

KICK THE BALL YOU FAGGOTS

youtube.com/watch?v=oQfAZVsz6KM

based uncle bazza

Brad, focus on the game

>we don't know what happened, we're looking for CCTV footage or any witnesses, but we're sure the driver of the car got out of the passenger side seat of his own accord.
retard

*drops trousers*

sekiro is pretty good tBh too bad I got other shit to play at the moment

wonder if you get kicked out of iggs games for dropping your pants during the song

>Fred gonna kick 100+

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McDARDY

tfw i can't even match with fatties
i have absolutely zero problem with fucking or even girlfriending a fatty but it just feels like zero women want anything to do with me

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>kangapoos

wish i was in sunny sunday WA instead of nearly-monday brisbane

Worst performances of the week power rankings:
>Essendon
>West Coast
>Kangaroos
>Melbourne
>Adelaide

If you get on a plane in Brisbane now and keep flying west it'll never be Monday, sometimes thought about doing that desu

Will anyone be able to stop Freo and Brisbane this season? can't see them losing.

How we fix essendon lads

Monday is a construct. Hating Monday's is a construct made by a cartoon cat. For my money, Thursday is the shittest day

tfw comfy autism bux neet, every day is comfy sunday

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Would love for the footy media & league in general to make a conscious effort to never again refer to the kangaroos as 'north melbourne' or 'north'.

keen to see what Hogan can add the mix when he puts the bottle down. Might free up Walters to come into the mid a bit more

i’m not made of money lad and I have work/uni tomorrow
yikes lad

welcome to tasmania

thursday is the day you get sloshed in uni m8, sundays are objectively the worst

>uni
fuck off zoom zoom, I was referring to contributing members of society.

you are not a contributing member of society if you dont think sundays aren't the worst

Imagine being a norf supporter

enjoy your cagie mr wagie
meanwhile i'll be sleeping in, ordering dominos and drinking fat lamb while watching comfy anime about little girls i can jerk my weiner too while waiting for round 2
but feel some semblance of pride that you are contributing to a society that does not care if you live or die, does not care if you are lonely or if you suffer
if you get murdered by a pack of angry chimps (africans) tomorrow nobody outside of your immediate friend circle/family will care
all your blood sweat and tears is all for nothing except fuelling my life style
now get to bed, you have a long day ahead of you

loving it, and I'll be up to 3am watching boreDI too and I'll get to work for a comfy half day at 11am tomorrow.

I fucking hate my job and hate my life

North are actually going to lose by 100 to fucking freo

based alt right neet

is there a stream with commentary? kayo is just silence
holy shit I finished watched the third quarter thinking that was the fourth
they should just end the match, embarrassing

doesn't start for an hour and a bit

Stephen hill got busted rootin pav's sister in a shitter.

I fucking love my shit job and my shit life.

tell your doctor you are suicidal and can't function then you will only hate your life

At least I can see some comfy thunder rolling in in the distance

I mean when the play is on
I watched a bit of the last one and there was nobody talking. makes these uae shithole grounds feel even more dead

It feels like it's coming lad, thunderstorm weather desu

got $1.32 odds on fremantle when they were 4 goals up and showing no signs of slowing down
literally better than bank interest

So I now wear glasses for being farsighted, which means if I'm watching TV and using my laptop I wear them at the very end of my nose so I look through them when looking at my laptop, but not when watching the TV.

I'm the oldest man in the world.

Did you guys see the moon last night? Awesome stuff.

you already wrote this before

I meant to say lightening, you can’t see thunder haha

kek, and you're paying for that shit? what a cuck. Just check r/cricflix

t. clueless freshie

8/9 here. Couple of casual filters put in by Gil this week. Expect more throughout the season. Admittedly I went for Gold Coast so just a reminder that nobody is immune. TipGod out.

yeah it's bizarre
I guess it's the foxtel rights and they can't be bothered doing commentary because after the india series everyone's switched to footy (and it's pakistan lol)

you absolute goofball haha

Halfway through S2 of GoT and my take is this - Varys is by far the most interesting character and any episode without him is a lesser episode.

state of this cope

based reality GOD

hound and bron only good characters, although jamie in later seasons gets better

>You now remember dzhilong hanged stokes out to dry after getting done with coke while their coach is/was a meth head.

> telling us his tips after the round is out

classic reality cunt

t. 7am start tomorrow

looking forward to his Red Wedding tweet

give us your tips for next week so I know which ones are going to flop

I've never watched GoT tttt
state of him tweeting about it years after it's become irrelevant

straffie

ted whitten was a massive cunt and foot is grey should cut down that statue of him outside the western oval.

why is this pro same sex marriage and pro female participation poomunity thriving whilst based /nrl/ is not...

hmmmmmmmmmm...............smells like SHILLS in here.

What version of aborted reality cunt are we on?

Richmond
Adelaide
Essendon
Port
Melbourne
GWS
Brisbane
Fitzroy
Gold Coast

as always, there are tests scattered within. But as a gift I've made them obvious to even the most oblivious tipster.

FUCK THE KNIGHTS
FUCK THE BULLDOGS
FUCK THE EELS
FUCK JAMES TEDESCO
FUCK LATRELL MITCHELL
FUCK ADDO CARR
FUCK THE TIGERS
FUCK ROBBIE FARAH
FUCK THE WARRIORS
AND ESPECIALLY FUCK YOU

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> ids uh test
classic real tip cunt

based

more like 11 heh sorry kid

>fitzroy
based big brained rc with the ELITE tests that only REAL footy tipsters will pick up

horrible post
littlefinger and stannis are /ourguys/ until dabid and dabid plot assassinated them

i'll be lucky if i wake up before 11, have fun at work though mate

Michael gardiner joined st kilda because he was on the verge of becoming a bikie big wig. The cops talked him out of it. Even his grandmother thought he was a cunt.

dude's cleaned himself up though.

>bulls lost to WA
oof

It is pretty sad that you equate the best of the NEET life with drinking cheap alcohol and eating cheap pizza.

t. spends 3 hors of wages on sub par low calorie food but pretends like it's actually decent

this, brew your own alcohol and make your own pizzas from homegrown ingredients.

Aaron hammill rooted shakira when she was on tour here.

neets are a sad people in general

so pointing out you are posting old tweets over and over makes me fresh?

for me it's Roose and Euron Greyjoy

both are based
Victarion is based but retarded
>brother fucks your wife
>kill her due to your iron-straight fire of honour

Give me some examples of what you are referring to because I have no idea what you are implying.

Andrew mackie rooted tiger woods wife in vegas. Dude had no idea who she was until his teammates kindly informed him afterwards.

Nobody asked you, wagecuck.

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and yet I answered anyway

Andrew gaff only stayed at the iggs because of how simpson handled the brayshaw thing. missed out on a huge payday from norf, too.

drummer from Pisschrïst fucked Lily Allen in a portaloo

Who /crows/ here?

I knew it was a bad idea to get my hopes up

happens when your mum buys everything for you; you don't know the price of anything nor the worth of your own time.

Jake carlisle dumps every paycheck into tab tickets. Expect to see him on his arse soon.

What are you trying to imply?

that you still live with your parents and don't ay for groceries you sack of shit

Josh bootsma nicked boxes of carlton merch from the storerooms when he was delisted and flogged them on ebay.

not implying anything you illiterate mongo, I'm saying you're a pathetic manchild burdening your parents with your disconnect from the basic premises of reality.

Why are you projecting so fervently?

why do you care about his parents so much?

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>UR LE PROJECBING XDXDXD
Sad! Accusation iterally makes no sense by the way. You're lashing out in fear now
because they sacrificed their own well being for an ungrateful parasite

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>because they sacrificed their own well being for an ungrateful parasite
how on earth do you know that?
chances are theyre rich as fuck if old mate can go NEET mode.
rich boomers are scum, I support NEET bro

Never have hope, German Crowbro, it always eventually comes crashing down. Just appreciate it when >we are doing well, and don't be surprised or sad when >we are back to 7-12 where >we belong.

>chances are theyre (sic) rich as fuck
literally the opposite. There are a lot more angry failures pretending to be at ease in their destitution than otherwise. Someone with family money behind them won't be bragging about being an anime watching, cheap cider drinking deadshit, they'll be partying with other moneyed layabouts, planning how they'll ever get out of their parent's shadow.

may I also add possibly moving to Edinburgh to escape their obvious failures

wasn't me
straffhivemind I guess

>There are a lot more angry failures pretending to be at ease in their destitution than otherwise.
false hopes better than none son.
Let NEET bro enjoy his life, or what you consider lack of, you're making this a massive problem for you when it doesn't have to be.
Reckon you have a shit job to be honest, do better and find one you enjoy or acquire the level of education/qualification you need to do so.
If you don't you're worse than the standards you're holding the NEET to.

Newcunt is losing it, lads.

/afl/ is a pro neet general

don't think Daniel has that much money behind him?

>footy ends for the week
>thread devolves into cockheads arguing about inane shit

>you're making this a massive problem for you
>Reckon you have a shit job
now who's projecting? literally couldn't give a shit about neetbro. Just don't like being lied to. I'm doing well, not going to pretend I'm some 6 figure chad. But I own my house and my 20 hours a week in IT sorts out the rest of it

Newcunt is on the ropes.

>i own my own house
either you have a mortgage and the bank owns your house or you live 4+ hours from the city

Based faggot complaining about the thread instead of taking the initiative to make it better by making good posts but instead decided to make yet another inane post.

Mile End Adelaide, bought in 2002, paid off in 15 years with a job, housemates, paying me and 40K inheritance.

might hire a prozzie lads

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>Brisbane defeated premiers by a fuckton
>Dockers beat Norf by a fuckton
This was a pretty okay first week tbqhwy

lmao those prices

Shall be breaking down the stats from this weekends games tomorrow after a leisurely stroll with the dog around 10am (always get up early on a Monday)
Daytime Yea Forums is pretty based, lots of interesting things from around the world workbros miss out on.
After lunch was thinking of taking an old film camera I purchased from the local vinnies out into the bush for some shots of our wonderful wildlife and beautiful flora, there's some great bush tucker videos Ive been watching lately and I'm on the hunt for some 'pigs ear' which I know grows locally however the time of year may not be ideal. (pic related)
Tomorrow is rest day so no working out but I always get a nice swim in at the local ocean pool or beach (always amazing during the day, nobody is around and you have the whole thing to yourself)
kids will start filling the streets around 3pm, followed shortly by tradies and wageslaves, the cacophony building to intolerable levels so thats back home time for me, afternoon wind usually kicks in as well and ruins the glass like conditions the daytime offers at the beach.
When I'm back in my room I'll browse Yea Forums, wait for mum to cook dinner and smoke a joint of bush bud I procured over summer.
have a great day bros
I will

eagles always lose the first game of the round. we'll still win the hip with ease.

What happened to that St Kilda trip?

>Adelaide
Would rather be a NEET on the eastern seaboard thanks lad.

forgot pic
they have these beautiful little grape like fruits in them.

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and there go the goal posts.
>eastern seaboard
what flavour? Cyclones, Asians, or Africans?

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t.coles cashier living in a fibro shitter with a bonghead
too much info mate, classic sign of a liar

neet army finna seethe, exposed like the crotch of their underwear they can't afford to replace

>adelaide complaining about big strong migrants only moving to relevant cities

can literally stay up all night wagie
also adelaide is filled to the brink with chinks and is about to get blacked with the new 'regional' immigration laws
what vidya should I play while wagie descends into rage filled madness?

>gets carjacked
just the price you pay for living in such a vibrant city!

Brisbane took a punt on Troy johnson, who'd been dominating a local league whilst on day-release from prison and had been recently released on parole. He played two senior games before being sacked after being caught robbing teammate Adrian Fletcher's house.

Fast forward to a few years later, and freo take a punt on the same bloke... only to get sacked for robbing new teammate Adrian Fletcher's house

nah, he's right. Sadelaide here. DON'T move here, it's just terrible, poor quality of life. It's so boring! Not exciting at all, Just stay away, it's really bad!

youtube.com/watch?v=feqS9VhAQco

>lives with a housemate
you literally may aswell live at home with your parents if thats the case
the whole point of moving out of home is to be fucking alone and have privacy

I work and make about 80k a year and I still wear boxer shorts with holes in the crotch. That's what real men do. If you went into your dad's drawer you would see his undies full of holes.

You're just a poonce.

reminder life is short
reminder that terrible inexplicable feeling you get at work is knowing you are dedicating this miracle we are gifted with (existence) to someone else for a 'cause' that is ultimately benign
reminder once you are a wagie your mind will be constantly thinking of ways to make your wage easier to get instead of expanding your metaphysical knowledge, the only true path to finding the meaning of life.

Not everyone that works for a living hates their job. There's a big difference between having a career and stuck being a wagie.

please, sharehouse is a fundamental 20s life experience, parties and slags for years. Only made sweeter when the house mates don't realise they're buying the house for you.

are you unironically calling adelaide good?
LMAO

they don't even realise that not everybody hates their life

>Not everyone that works for a living hates their job
I think it's fair to say most, like 99.9999999 percent hate their jobs
freedom awaits son

commentary's working on kayo now
thank you based murdoch for acting on my feedback here

Craig turley was traded to melbourne after mick malthouse found out he had be shagging christy (then in high school).

t. keeps telling himself that

Smoth and Shitner are going to return and fuck this team's culture

>20 hour per week IT worker who is a chad and parties on, inherited 40k, collects rent from housemates and thinks adelaide is good, also lies about owning a house and hates his job so seethes whenever based NEETs lol at him
does elvis and 2pac live there?

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fuck the grigget. footy season now cunt.

I'm a librarian at a University and I make 80k a year. Try not to lose sleep tonight thinking about how easy my life is and I get paid for it.

sounds amazing

ancient /brit/ gimmick

your headcanon is getting oddly specific. Perhaps use this focus upon something closer to home? The 2000 were a very fun and profitable time for IT my friend.

David king got his head kicked in by a kebab shop owner when he complained about how shit his kebab was.

you're full of shit mate.
too much detail
>please believe me
sorry, even if you are telling the truth its a grim life you live lad.
look at you here, mad at NEETs
Chads love all and live and let live.

You know those shelves on wheels that we use to move the books around? I put them under a stair case so I can look up girls skirts all day.

alright mate, I'm the angry one. heh

Jobe watson never actually gave back his brownlow medal. His grandmother owns it

>You know those shelves on wheels that we use to move the books around?
No I don't. I thought only women worked in libraries?

love you mate
love everyone
just stirring, hope you have a good day tomorrow

muh equality

it's a brave new world we live in

Could you imagine the state of libraries of only women "worked" in them.

i'd be more of a Jewy Decimal System amirite

Tom lamb beat the shit out of Harley balic (who was also a meth head) and caused balic to take out a restraining order on lamb.

legit only ever seen middle aged to old aged ladies working in libraries
sometimes the occasional bald dude wearing a yellow knitted jumper or some weird shit but never seen a 'normal' man working in one.
the trolley thing is pretty creepy tbqh and Im not surprised

the cricket is on, lads. check channel 501. australia playing pakistan and we're winning.

I never claimed to be normal.

>boreDI
I'm watching Warner cream some pies in the IPL boomer loser

haha nice thats a good choice too.

well you say dont lose sleep thinking about your 80k librarian job.
Shant be losing any sleep and relieved, was a bit jelly until you kept posting.
Fucked a skank this weekend, 3 kids but a good body and down to fuck, no more. That's a so called 'neet'. Meanwhile you're fucking around with trolleys to sneak a peek at some library shielas underwear.
relieved and internally giggling rn (also unironically empathizing and trying to understand how you get to a point like that in your life)

I have been seeing this ice addict prostitute for a while. She has one kid.

unironically happy for you

why are y ou posting here and not in /cric/ la?

/cric/ is dead

A hawthorn player who found out at the airport that he wouldn't, after all, be joining the team in sydney for the match that weekend, was given a taxi voucher to get himself home again. Rather than go home, he took a cab, picked up some mates & headed for the snow fields for the weekend. Charged the whole $2500 fare to hawthorn.

Mackaybro seething at this

Based

>headed for the snow fields for the weekend
so Kensington?

how many hookers they get?

When did /afl/ get taken over by neet dicklet r9k people?

Not long after majak arrived at the kangaroos, teammates began questioning how big his cock was. Majak disappeared for a minute, reappeared and promptly whacked b. harvey over the head with it.

2012

can you cabcharge a hooker?

we'll be okay bros

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*beats neets to a pulp*

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if the afl had any integrity, they'd strip woewoedin of his brownlow too. Him and hird, both on the juice for much of their careers.

I agree, and the same goes for Geelong during 2007-2012. There's a reason they turned to trash after 2013.

Go to bed, football is over for the week you cockheads

Just think.. we could have a big cock keefe right now if he wasnt such a coke fiend..

ahh no lad haha

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The ideal male body, honestly.

A woman who worked as a physio at the kangaroos was sacked when it was discovered that a) she had rooted half the squad an b) she wasn't actually a qualified physiotherapist

She then moved on to richmond, doing the exact same thing there until she was discovered again.

wtf how did you hack my linkedin??

still seeing the push up king? I know he was a frequent customer of yours

Beau waters made out like a bandit in the WA property boom. Invested his footy money super well and now his portfolio is around $25 million.

David astbury called alex rance a poof at training one time. Rance didn't like that so he shoved his finger up his bum and rubbed it all over astbury's face. Astbury didn't like that so they got into a scrap. Hardwick found it funny at first but gave them a smackdown, telling them they'd be traded to melbourne where that shit was more acceptable if they did it again.

Paul haselby used to frequent the freo hungry jack's late at night before game days and smash 2 or 3 whoppers.

Peter bell was given ownership of a maccas in perth as part of the deal to bring him back to freo from the kangas..