Spain vs. Norway game thread - 23/03 - 20:45 CET

Read the thread dumbass

> De gay

What happened to him?

he's doing ok in the eredivisie

OdeGOAT > Mbap

for me it's Mohammed Elyounoussi

>no Håland
it's fucking over

Haland is playing for Red Bull right

For me, it's Tarik Elyounoussi.

This game will be this year's first for both national teams. Last year, Norway only lost one match out of the ten games they played.

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Sorry Ahmed I looked at the lineup pick

I still can't believe we lost to fucking england

>Norway
Didn’t know you qualified to the qualifiers desu.

Ramos will score a header

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>Cyprus
>Bulgaria
>Iceland
>Slovenia
We're gonna get crushed aren't we?

>implying Iceland isn't elite

how are sweden and norway assured place? been like this for months on the wiki page

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Think it's because we won our nations league so we're playing idiot qualifiers if we don't qualify nornally

>spain

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Both NT's won their respective Nations League groups, so they may still qualify for the 2020 Euros through the Nations League path in case they fail to qualify via the usual path.

Would this norsqt get into the men's team?

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We should play all our home matches in Tromsö. Artificial pitch + snow storm would give us guaranteed wins

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Easily the worst Spain team in 15 years.
Also, 1,1 to 1 that De Gea leaves a nice lol in a crossing.

oh yeah that's right
it'd be a shame if we failed both but i wouldn't be surprised

>be snownigger
>can't decide if your own country should be spelled "Norge" or "Noreg"
fucking get it together, supertullings

OH NONONONONO

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Reminder she's not on the women's team either.

a cuanto se paga una cagada de de gea?

How many shots on goal will we get? I guess 1

una vela

NEVER FORGET

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>spain vs norway
ah, the battle of the dopers

>The Chad Blood doper vs. the Virgin asthma inhaler

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Must be a relief knowing the winter season is over Sven.

>Norway's second language is Nynorsk >Sweden's second language is Arabic.

SEETHING
Just admit it you're country is shit and you're athletes are even worse

>t. literally only good at one type of sport

greatest ally

kek

fact: norwegian is just comedy-swedish

Those Ingebrigtsen brothers are pretty fast

Based Juanito did nothing wrong

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the reason for why faroes are so shit is because they are too close to scotland

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OH NO NO NO NO

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>tfw more Swedes in the this thread than norgayians
Kek

Obsessed

>only won european championship
come back to me when they win against the africans in that sport

also, he looks really finnish in this image

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What's the medal count once you discount for cheating?
>finlel
oh no no no no no

>le post meaningless images face

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Jakob literally destroyed Tefera just a few weeks ago. flotrack.org/articles/6363803-down-goes-tefera-jakob-ingebrigtsen-sprints-past-wr-holder

Based Lasse will keep it 0-0

>the literal absolute state of the fishing village of norway

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>obsessed

swedes are strange people

lasse lasse lasse lasse lasse lasse lasse lasse lasse lasse lasse

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It's Mahmoud, swedes are rooting for you.

Any proper swede is hoping for a solid Lasse 0-0

No we're fucking not. Norway are our direct rivals in this group.

Confirmed XI's.

Norway: Jarstein; Elabdellaoui, Nordtveit, Ajer, Aleesami; Odegaard, Henriksen, Selnaes, Johansen; King and T. Elyounoussi.

Spain: De Gea; J. Navas, Ramos, Í. Martínez, J. Alba; Parejo, Busquets, Ceballos; Rodrigo, Asensio and Morata.

>bandy

no one plays it, you smörgås muncher

åk hem, ahmed

pls no bully
only football now

t. guleböj enthusiast

>biscuits
>alba
the absolute state of divers

Jag är redan hemma. Var tror du jag skriver från? Finns bara två som kan kvalificera sig från gruppen och Norge är betydligt lättare att slå ut än Spanien. Bryr mig inte ett skit om hur det går för Norge, så länge det går bra för Sverige.

lol

baserad åsikt

alla som inte håller med är idioter

Don’t bully Norway.

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>denmark
>norway
>sweden
Redpill me on the nords por favor.

kek

We are best friends

Kek i would if barca fans could actually rate him over say xabi Alonso

They cute

when did Navas turn into a defender?

'ATE THE SOUTH
'ATE SWEDEN

jaa

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What's the channel with the absurdly enthusiastic english (maybe scottish? dunno) guy with a high pitched voice? I want a stream of that

rly?

I have a soft spot for Denmark

Yea Forums belongs to the nords

BeIn sports. Dunno if they're showing the game

cute big ear loli detected

That's okay, most of sweden is not skåne, so i like most of Sweden

autism
autism
autism

Ramos a pedo

all those borbon flags in violencia
fucking ykes, Jaume I would cry

did you hear about the Swede who was cooking for a party and called the local slaughter?

"Hello, do you have pork ribs?"
"yes"
"Do you have frog legs?"
"yes, that too"
"do you have chicken breast?"
"yes, chicken breasts too"
"and do you have cow tongue?"
"yes"

the Swede paused for a while

"Dear lord, you must look like a monster"

based Ramos kissing the little ladies

My sides are now in orbit, thanks.

they're just subjects to the aragonese anyway, same as catalonia

I need a link niggas

>a norwegian went into his local printer shop looking for invisible ink
>"Do you have invisible ink?" he asks the clerc
>"Yes! Which colour do you want" the clerc replies

>Do you know why the norwegians do not watch the Hulk on TV?
>They walk when they see a greenman

>What's more than a mile long and has an IQ of 23?
>Norwegians in a protest march

>What do you get when you type "1+1" on a norwegian calculator
>"Please wait"

>Do you know why there are no Looney bins in Norway?
>It's too difficult to but a roof over the entire country

>The norwegian said to his wife: "They said it will snow on the radio"
>The wife replied, "well then you should cover it"

>Two norwegians discuss the possibilities of flying to the sun
>"It would probably get too hot" the first one says
>"No, we'll just fly at night" the other one replies

>The norwegian lifeguard approached his boss with a smile on his face
>"There are so many pleasant bathers here today" he said to his boss
>"At least seven have waved to me today"

>A norwegian who has three kids told his wife:
>"that's enough kids, because did you know they say every fourth newborn on earth is chinese"

>Do you know what happens when Swedes travel to Norway?
>The level of intelligence in Norway increases.

>Do you know why Norwegians have greasy hair?
>The oil has gotten to their head

>Do you know how braincells die in a Norwegian?
>Alone

>Do you know how to get a one-armed Norwegian down from a flagpole?
>You wave at him and he waves back.

>Do you know how you can spot a Norwegian oilworker?
>He throws bread crumbs at the incoming helicopters.

>Do you know how you can spot a Norwegian vegetarian?
>He doesn't eat blood oranges.

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6-0 incoming

jamunanews.net/sport/soccer/portugal/channel-4.html
>niggas dont know bout footybite

>Stefan Johansen grew up in Vardö
How on earth do you even play football there

what happens if spain loses here
are we out of the euros?
cause that'd be a laugh

coping

money on norway +5

>Spain
>against
>...the VIKINGS

*queue to a bunch of arabs on the norwegian team*

god i wish i had a capture card for that, my fucking sides left to the stratosphere

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you are special kind of moron arent you? the Kingdom of Valencia and Mallorca and the county of Barcelona were not part of the Aragon Kingdom, they were part of the Aragon CROWN, each part was independent, the aragonese court laws didn't apply in Mallorca, València and Catalonia, they just had the same ruler but no the same courts, thats how it worked you dumb manolo

Who rooting for grandpa here?

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they have grass

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CHI

based

Moritz is better as far as Barcelona beers go desu

Hvorfor kryper svenskene på butikk gulvet? Fordi de leter etter lave priser.

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GOATEGAARD

>johansen STILL forcing himself into this team

What a meme

AAAHAHAHAHAHAH

you know your computer is old when your pc can't handle 60fps streams

>5-4-1

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Hi guys :3

Cant find it here anymore lad dunno why. I was in barcelona in November and i didnt see many mortiz as a caña for whatever the reason.

Besides all the hipster beer i did enjoy mortiz and estrella galicia over estrella damm.

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Os vamos a meter nuestra gran y poderosa polla ibérica en ese boypussy noruego bien riquín :3

Time to upgrade that pentium 2 breh.

Varför har norrmännen dörren öppen när de sitter på toaletten?
För att ingen ska titta genom nyckelhålet.

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The cohesion in this Norwegian team is terrible

Sad!

Why are there so many mean swedes here?

Two dogshit teams desu.

they can't find the back button

Where's Pique?

>nice marking

Estrella Damm and San Miguel are the most common in bars; I don't know many places that serve Moritz either, but it's easy to find in supermarkets and stores. Next time you're in Barcelona try to find Montseny, it's fucking great
Other good spanish beers include Ambar and Alhambra

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THE SWEDE IS FUCKING CLUE LESS

HE HAS TO GO

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Nice one. But I'm rooting for white people.

So it begins

can't wait to lose against faroe islands

You suck, Norway

>gets mad because i told them they were subjects to the aragonese king
>goes on to say they had the same ruler
Is this your mind on CiU?

nice one Ali Salami

>norgay

Gool del brasileño

where's based Norge-user with the goal webm? cba watching these two trash teams

Woo go spen

So is Joshua King a traditional Norwegian name?

be a booker

Is Enrique better than Julen atm?

better rub some neutrogena on yer arses

Julen is a joke, he was never any good

Shut the fuck up its because of your country Europe is flooded with paki scum

no, that would be Josva Kong

That question implies Julel was any good
Makes you wonder what in the fuck Florentino was thinking when he put him in charge of Halal

woah, chill

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>the slayers of cyprus
>conquerors of malta

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He always was, but honestly Lopetegui isn't bad at all with national squads.

you said they were subjects of aragon a'd that's a lie, the aragonese king wasn't king in of aragon in catalonia, he was count of barcelona and his leneage came from the counts too cause the count fucked the Aragon royal loli

why are we starting an eleven of physical weaker players when we are supposed to defend?

I've said it before, the Swede is sabotaging our team on purpose

You're supposed to use alliteration when doing that

Apain looks so dead, but still better than Norway lol

Good luck in the play-offs lads

>Not Jostein Kvang

>Born in Oslo, to a Gambian father and a Norwegian mother, King grew up in the suburb of Romsås.
lol

The aragonese king ruled over catalonia, he just had a local guy representing him there.

Spain*

Look who's coaching the now shit iceland team

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>assensio
Should have called Isco tBh

Never was as gk & never will be as manager.

*Asspain

it is aPain to watch

how is enrique good when compared with his barca days?

That's it.

>Morata & Rodrigo.

The DISRESPECT.

both teams playing a bit poor aren't they?

Barça pretty much manages itself

Fucking dogshit

stupid sandnig

How?

Both teams are a bit shit after all

how is this possible

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

it's clear now, it's all a joke

fuck off, you swedish shit and take all these refugees with you

I get a deja vu from 2 hours ago when I watched Ireland vs Gibraltar.

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Classic Tarik :D

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Great wall of Logroñés.

>AIK

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HOW CAN YOU SHOOT BACKWARDS FROM ONE METER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thanks user will keep an eye out. Planning another trip late August. Trying to trick a tia into a green card to make my grandma proud. Gotta work on my catalan.

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the aragonès king wasn't king of catalonia and Catalonia wasn't a county of aragon, you are geting it wrong cause you think king>count and think crown and kingdom are the same and that's not how it worked back then, when the count of barcelona married the aragonese queen they formed a shared crown, they didnt expand their respective kingdoms wich stayed the same, the kings court kept moving because that's how it was done in the middle ages, Jaume I wasnt born in Aragon for example he was from the rousillon.
The king of aragon didn't rule valencia or Mallorca as king of aragon but as king of Valencia and Mallorca

>miss an open goal
>still blame Sweden
Now I know why they say you have a little brother mentality

When did Jarstein become goat?

I just hope we aren't relegated this year

GOATstein

that save was even better!

>Morata

PLEASE.

he started the useless fucker

Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to feel

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNN

He went to anger management
He unironically could have been one of Europe's best if he didn't sperg out so much in his 20s

>poorata

Calm down kid

bullshit yellow

spain diving as usual

It was close, lol

Got carried away playing video games and forgot about the time, so I missed the first 30 minutes. Will make webms from now on though, for what it's worth.

>drawing against an American colony
Pls dont show yer face hue

What happened?

Mandatory Duroposting to show the power of VAMOS. Obliterate the norgies pls

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Thing with Montseny is it's still a pretty small company so you're not likely to find it in any normal bars outside of specialized brewpubs or in supermarkets, or in commie/indepe places.
The Lupulus one is among my top 5 beers right now

Hahaha asspain

holy fuck these snowniggers couldnt be more lucky
should have been 6-0 already

Same king, same ruler, same kingdom. You're being confused by nomenclature.

I agree

a brazilian will always have a say in FOOTBALL, americano

>should have been 6-0 already
yes, so many close calls, very interesting game so far

6-1, you mean, that Norway player literally cleared the ball from our goal line 10 mins ago

>Rodrigo
>Place of Birth: Brazil

watch us bullshit a 1-1 or 1-2

You can take free and return to play games.

Nothing of value will be lost.

>snowniggers
It's our little bro so be careful dude

>de gay

This triggers the Barna virgin

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i've never seen a more clueless coach

go back to sweden, please PLEASE

>tf
>tp

no way cumskin

Doesn't matter if you can't finish them. "could be" doesn't count.

Y el colador de barcelona. Vi al Logro de Vidal y había gente competente delante suya

you are applying modern nomenclature to a diferent age and you would sound stupid in any history discusion
When the king of aragon died without kids and Fernando de Trastamata was voted in that was decided by Mallorca, Barcelona, Aragon and València, each with representatives to Casp to vote wich king they wanted
King of Aragon and Crown of Aragon were diferent concepts and you are denying history

pearls before swine

>le contrarian man shitting down the thread

He’s done a pretty good job and deep down you know that

Högmo, or anyone before Drillo

Can he save the national team?

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Gambia is like the Thailand for women

For me, it's fat Tom

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*saves your national team*

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ironically yes

That's alright in some contexts but it is undeniably and unquestionably shit tier pisswater. Even a Xibeca litrona is better and Xibeca is awful.

I'm a little bit confused. Where's John Carew?

We need players first

actor now

wait why is someone from newcastle playing for spain?

Who

Elite clearance from Tarik

youtube.com/watch?v=2k1n7TZ3zco

True Geordie

heard them say there was a geordie on spain's team

>Thailand for women

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Where's Isco?

Why nature didn't evolve animals with wheels in the place of limbs? Looks pretty adapted.

McDonalds

At home, sadly. But he'll be back for the next list now that Zidane will give him playtime.

Lol at living in Spain with all the heavenly food and still go to mcdonals.

Imagine if Messi played for Spain, would've finished all these chances

If only there was an intelligent designer behind evolution maybe we could have gotten that

because to make a full turn you would need a separated limb

WHATS GAEN AN METES ITS THE TRUE GORDI

You can grow tired of gazpacho and olive oil too

New shirt when?
>Los rombitos ya huelen.

Imagine aaaaall the people

Spain is a joke, this is the cuckservative leader celebrating Andalucia regional day lmao

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This is the most beautiful shirt we've ever had imo. Only the numbers font is ugly.

>flag is red and yellow
>blue shorts

Why

Didn't know Rooney was involved in spanish politics

*AHEM*
ARRIBA ESPAÑA

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>that thumbnail
kek

Socks are black too
All red would be boring

I think they can easily take it off and gently (not sure) make love with your national team.

Asensio Andrés Ceballos were benched often.

The absolute state of Solari.

Would have been cooler if the shorts were yellow. Now it just reminds me of Aragon

Delete this, Dmitry, extremely homosexual post.

How is this still 1-0?

>spain

will spain ever be good again?

>king

Based until the pass. Really enjoyed Ramos getting absolutely btfo

Ayyo you cannot find nothing better in Malasaña.

>Moorata

Lol not Spain, Spain is how heaven must look and feel like when we die, but these loser cuckservatives are indeed a joke.

It's the same here in the third world too. Right wingers sucking US cock thinking they are nationalist.

Who are these literal whos?

arriba doesn't go with the conquerors

Love is in the air.

Click the link.

Do someone have a screenshot of the Russian guy comparing athletes to dogs last week?

in with the worst possible player

good job, swedish idiot

Spain is indeed very nice and beautiful but I prefer Italy tbqhwyf

>just woke from a siesta
How is it still 1-0? Bring in asspass for the rat and wrap this up.

Fraudegaard

how shit are spain not to assram this team 100-0?

seriously

Is everybody in Norway black

Wtf is lagerbeck doing?

>poorata

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

OH MY GOD JUST FUCKING SHOOT SANTA MADRE DE LAS ANGUSTIAS

>subbing off based jödegaard

LEAVE THE SWEDE IN SPAIN

shamefur dispray my codbros

Maars Johnsen is the son of a African American woman who got BLEACHED.
He's a muh heritage guy, but he's also alright in my book

Only Oslo, but what a hell of a place

posting in epic thread

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>ramos
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Depends on the part of spain and Italy. Madrid is run of the mill. Catalonia is heaven. Rome is a shithole but the outskirts of lazio are heaven.

>60 minutes played 1 - 0

Didn't know Spain was this shit tbqh

This mediocre Spanish team surely can't be all they got

How can one team miss so many fucking chances?

Its time for Hermoso to replace the cadaver of Ramos.

Sorry to be disappointing

Eh last 30 mins will be a shit storm.

it has gotten to the point where I will be sorry for you if we got one lucky 1-1 goal

Yeah even though it wasn't anything particularly brilliant. Spee overreacted as always.

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>Catalonia is heaven
You've never been. Unless you're into thieving nigs and the smell of piss.

Where are all the good players? Skipped internationals because of """injuries"""? Morata can't be your only striker

They have ALOT of great players but no outright difference maker. At the end of the day you can only field 11 you know.

ERA PENAL

that's only in the old town part of bareclona because commies and migrants

OH NO NO NO

Thx, I think it was brilliant

WOW!

ERA

AAAAHAHAHAHA HAHHHHAAAAAAAAA

ERA

hahahahaa
DE GAY is about to get rekt

That norwegian black BVLL is absolute dominating those manlets

yep, penalty now

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAAAAAAAAAAAA

ERA!!!!

KIIIIING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DO IT NORRRRWAAAAYYYY

AHAHHAHA

ERA tBh

Rome is my favourite city on Earth, idk what you're on about

IMAGINE DOUBTING LASSE

pls deliver

TOP KEK

Benuldy call webum.

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Just kill me

>""Norwegian""
>Still assblasted since 2010

PLUS ULTRA AMIGO!!

this is laugh at Spain thread now

>Joshua King
>not Jurgmundr Konge

sigh.
It seems we americans keep our traditions more closely than those "norwegians"

The Norwegian poster that has been trashtalking Lars Lagerbäck should apologise now.

WE

DE GAY

What the fuck even is this game

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He’s part afro-american. US tried to cap him but he picked Norway.

WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THOSE FRINDLIES

so this is the power of spain

OH NO NO NO

Norway goal webum.

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Yeah, I've been. To be fair, it's the same in all the major European cities. Paris is the worst. This was ten years ago too. Can't imagine it's improved since.

moron, this would be like me saying USA is shit because new york rat infested alleys, have som respect

I'm a new yorker you inbred fly over state high sodium having cuck. Keep hanging out at the mall lad.

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King TOTW on fifa is my guy. Glad to see him score.

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Don't know, but i love it

>Morata

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just kill me.

Lel

Wow spanish trainer is hot one

>Germany drawing with Serbia
>France conceding to Moldova
>Spain drawing against Norway
>Italy only winning 1-0

IT'S

NICE!

If Morata were Higuaín the internet itself would collapse right now.

>MOOR-RATA

He reminds me of a defender we had 10 years ago but I can't remember his name, also a big talll half black bvll

Reminds me of dark souls. What a wreck.

>Having to rely on Poorata

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Only 3 big chances to Spain seems a bit harsh even if they can't finish today.

We Asspain now

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>It's an American bragging about how well traveled he is

Sad bad

Spain is the new Italy/Netherlands

Im bitter because i only got the tourist experience. Italians didnt want to give me there secret restaurants.

Dmitry, pls.. pls calm yourself

the rich people abandoned the old towns because they couldn't have cars, then because the buildings had no place for elevators only the poorest, the new migrants and the weed students went to live there, then they vote socialists to get gibs and the streets get filled with more shit, this happens in all city centers and its indeed shameful
Also in Spain th law is very very tolerant with pickpockets and theft in general

Commentators talking up the Getafe striker

I still think Morata is a decent striker that should be called up regularly even if only because of his height and aerial game.

lmfao what a dumb GK

Wth Jarstein

ERA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>boomer migrants only norwegians to be seen in the stands

refball

GO NORWAY GK

Goooood...

OH MY GOOOD

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THAT STUPID FUCK HAHA

before the game king was talking about how he hated taking penalties on de gea during training when he was there, because he was really good and saved a lot. revenge!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! so close

Benuldy call webum.

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VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>jarstein
What a brainlette

>the city of nordtveit

France is the new Congo/Mali

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ERA
CHADMOS

Sergio 'kebab remover' Ramos strikes again

fy faen for en forbanna tulling

hate this fag

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>I'm a new yorker
Kill yourself you worthless faggot. If those real men in those "fly over" states stopped farming, you're limp-wristed fag self would fucking starve. NYC is the worst shit-hole on this Earth.

Lmao my buddy got pickpocketed and we noticed immediately. We started to yell after himt and the thief literally called us broke faggots and threw the wallet back. Didnt take a thing just did it because he could.

Spain second goal webum.

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>Other good Spanish beers
>Not mentioning Voll Damm, Estrella Galicia and 1906
Opinion discarded

It's always been

*Record scratch freeze frame

Hahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

So where are you from cutiepie?

C H A D

What the hell was that celebration?

suck my motherfucking MED COCK

Fucking Shitmos, why???

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>norwegian goalkeeper

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>real men
You guys are the workers building the pyramids. Forever slaves working just not to be homeless. Stay irrelevant.

Buy a guide next time laddie, those usually have good places to eat.

With pleasure ;)

Based Jarstein getting our hopes up in first half with great saves only to go full mong in second and crush them.

Take a look at this faggot

they get caught every week but the female judges let them go so cops don't bother to jail them again
The logic is that if you allow petty theft they wont be forced to do violent crime
Problem is, they still do the violent crime cause they feel entitled to stealing
And if you kick them you are the one going to jail cause you don't have an ngo paying the lawyer

A low IQ cunt
Thank you, I appreciate it!

Not who you’re circlejerking with, but shit the fuck up. It’s annoying.

I'd rather kill myself than live in a shithole like New York or Los Angeles

We get this estrella damm that is gluten free here its pretty good actually. Alhambra and Galicia are also decent. Everyone raves about Spanish wine but they have nice beer aswell.

are you americans even interested in this match?

Cuntmos a shit.

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>Voll Damm and Estrella Galicia

basadísimo

If Norway doesn’t win or draw, no.

do they have niggers in Norway too? is no place safe?

Why does chadmos make you so mad? Are you a muslim?

>6 last penalty by Ramos
>4 in the middle of goal

Poland

>implying you have a chance

1906 is great too. Dorada especial is also great but hard to find.

hope she breeds with a white chad

He didn’t though, what are you talking about

Ew I'm not a filthy muslim. Shitmos is a 20IQ aggressive arrogant cunt, what there is to like? Just looking at the face of this bitch makes me want to puke blood.

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No this a beer thread and you norway squareheads are disappointing.

i've never tried it, rarely come across it, will try if i have the chance tho

cope

Your safe place is here

>C-cope..

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LA and NYC are totally different scenes desu.

>burger
>too lazy to get out of offside
color me surprised

who's gonna win?

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Ja!
Now if only Denmark could teach us how to treat Mohammed

Ramos has won everything and is rich as fuck

>conceding to norway
KEK never change spaincucks

well, as sweden is running both sides you can take a guess

So what? He's still a dumb fucking cunt.

each man his power fantasy, i guess

Lagerbäck will be smug as fuck if he wins

but pol is the most racially diverse board in Yea Forums

I'm a bit worried because we're missing so many key players. Our defense looked really shakey towards the end.

it's ogre

Cant believe Canales is on the nt. Never give up lads.

I think it'll be fine. I mean.
>NORWAY

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Busquets has a punchable face

"hens, det är norje"

agree

nice finish bro

kek, selfish cunt.

Can't believe you didn't have to pay for that smiley

I remember when he signed for Real.

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why is dea so shit at pens

>ASSensio

How could you fail this?

>ASS-SENSIO

Asensio

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this is the worst quality international match I've ever seen

what a joke Nations League is

>When you think you’re Messi but you’re actually Marco Asensio

?

Almost every footballer is dumb as fuck and there are a lot of aggresive ones though

why am i scared this is fucking norway we're talking about

lmao my thoughts exactly

Congrats on Spain

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Murphys law due to all the missed opportunities. Spain will be fine they created alot of chances.

Ahaha die

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If you can find it, you should try 1906 Red Vintage. Hipster name aside, it's absolutely delicious

"amigos, es noruega"

Why is he smiling, what's so funny?

NORWAY WINS 1-2

fucking cunt is walking again

Ramos breaking yet another moor

That deserves a "internet" and "4 Chan" text.

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"all according to plan"

Lars Löra is shocked that Spain hasn't scored 10+ goals

let it go already you fucking toothless gopnik

Lasse say funny joke

may god bless him

deus vult

there are at least 2 of us, fight me you fuck

It's different people mutt. Also congrats Spain.

Woah.

>Busquets rolling on the ground
Ayy

What a collision.

"Local slaughter", nice attempt at writing butcher. 8^|

Well that was fun. Norway wasn't even that bad. Both teams royally fucked up their moments though. Could have been like 10:4 or something.

Yeah it was a game with 0 good forwards.

probably the least groan inducing norway game i've watched in a while

Cool

For me, it's Malta.

compared to what this team used to be that spain starting xi looks awful

Norway let me down.

True

I don't think this match was Nations League.

Big, if true.

I don't think they'll make it far.

Sup?