/hoc/

post your skates

does anyone have the pic of the /hoc/ wojak sitting on his couch shitposting on his laptop with his hockey bag behind him next to the door?

car parts and game will do's have broship

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

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>sunbelt
>best ice

cope

>sharks are so good they've literally stopped winning

500 IQ strategy

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>post your skates
>*crickets*
i lel every time

dad got me NHL 2004 and I played it religiously and I always picked the NJ Devils
are they good or bad?

no I have this one though

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Quite bad.

Braden “I love it when dicks are in my mouth and butthole”tby

absolutely BOILING

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based triggered maga incel

You now remember Teemu Pulkkinnen

is he truly a homo?

I'm amazed that Holtby didn't go to the White House when they basically put out the bat-signal for him.

I fucking hate this team....

See that actually looks neat its a shame that homos have ruined rainbows.

i wish i didnt, lad

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He's married to a women, he's pretty active in the LGBT-community events it seems

misused.
he is a 50 goal scorer if used correctly

>He's married to a women
I common parlance, she's called his "beard."

I bought a Vasy blackout jersey for the Lightning watch party tonight

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Oscar Wilde was married

guys, who the FUCK will be able to beat the red wings next season?

they already had one of the most talented in the east and they have only gotten better in the offseason

there is not doubt in my mind they will win be a major stanley cup contender

reason 1: Veteran leadership

Even though they lost Datsyuk they still have three of the best and most experienced veteran players in the NHL with Zetterberg, Franzen, and Zetterberg. They will not only will they get points but they also can motivate and mentor the rest of the team

reason 2: Elite young forwards

Last year Dylan Larkin proved he is perhaps the best young forward in the NHL, expect him to only get better this year. He was only 19 last year and still got 60 points and was the fastest skater of all time. Would not be surpassed at all if he had 90+ points this season. But they also have Mantha who put up over 2ppg a few season ago and Athanasiou who has amazing speed and hands. Also you cant forget Pulkkinen who is literally has the best shot in the NHL ( has a minor problem with accuracy though )

reason 3: Czech goaltending

Petr Mrazek is one of the best goalies in the NHL and he is still young and getting better every year. Struggled last year because of an injury and illness. This year he will be healthy and improved, should be a vezina candidate. Some say he is the next Hasek

>its a shame that homos have ruined rainbows
dad?

Oh hey we remembered how to score a goal!

>blackout jersey
grim

this one is my favorite, lad

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Better than the Toronto Lightning jersey

>reason 3: Czech goaltending
>Petr Mrazek is one of the best goalies in the NHL and he is still young and getting better every year.
Thanks for letting him go.

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>yotes shorking

cam on snes

>Zetterberg, Franzen, and Zetterberg

There was a time when rainbows were masculine as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=RFJ9uvIR19E

those fans seem mighty confused lmao

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Coyotes aren’t even supposed to be here

Incorrect.
The puppers ARE making it this year.

Kaapo Kakko desu

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>cricket
maybe they want to make you feel comfortable, Rajneesh

what fans?
>puppers
reddit

Imagine being so lonely and deluded that you interpret being ignored as a win.

>The virgin virtue signaller Holtby
>The chad American Patriot Oshie

"Such a fun time being here in DC for the pride parade and I certainly wouldn't mind having a few of these lads undress me if you catch my drift.."

- Braden Holtby at Pride Fest this past year during a quick interview on the street

go coyotes no lefs

This didn't age very well, did it?

>kill me... it hurts to live...

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ovechkin needs to control his team

>i can skate
>ok post skates
>im ignoring you now

Mrazek is a disaster. When the Wings dumped him on the flylels I was ecstatic. Holland is a moron for giving him a contract in the first place.

>he's still posting
Canadians are a special kind of pathetic.

"*sucking off 4 guys at once*”

- Braden Holtby at Pride Fest this past year during a quick interview on the street

>virtue signaller Holtby
Virtue signaling typically means empty sentiments. Holtby has a history of supporting LGBTQIA+ rights. Plays for a shit team, but he's a good dude. Oshie on the other hand is a diving faggot.

Imagine pretending you can skate for internet cred.
How pathetic.

i left that part out because i felt it was a little too graphic for /hoc/

don't forget their coach, Mike Babcock

>Mrazek is a disaster.
Not this year.

Hes one of those manlets that gets hot occasionally and tricks idiots into thinking he's actually good.

>"What's this faggot doing in >my NHL?
t. M. Reilly

Rag it! Rag it!

>.909 sv pct
this isnt good

post video sauce

Detroit should just transcend from the earthly realm of the NHL and enter it's own professional league all by itself.

>Holtby
DRUMPT BAD
>Oshie
I don't care I want to see the white house first hand

>loves being gay and loves gays
Yeah sounds like your kind of guy

for me? It's the Detroit Vipers

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incel RAGE

I know it's a little late for this.. but
Unbiased Prediction:
Yotes > Debs
Isles > Flyers
Hawks > Avs
Sens < Oilers
Wild < Canes
Bruins > Panthers
Sabres < Habs
Rags < Leafs
Preds < Jets
Pens < Stars
Bolts < Blues
Flames > Canucks
Wings < Knights
Ducks > Kings

Your buzzword has been so overexposed that it’s just boring now
Congratulations you played yourself

>Mrazek
He was exposed to the expansion draft and NOBODY WANTED HIM.

t. seething incel

MOOOOM user IS CALLING ME BAD WORDS AGAINNNNNNNNNNN

I bet the NHL is BEGGING Trumpf to tweet something derogatory about Holtby

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Genuinely might have to wordfilter "incel" at this point.

how can you be incel like lmao nigga how do you not love bustin fat-ass nuts

Can't wait for THE Dons take on Holtby, Connelly and Smith-Pelly not attending the white house ceremony

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Next season, >we are going to dominate >your team.

im volcel

trembling incel

SEETHing incels

reminder to not spread invasive species

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>that one leaf faggot who switches to a US flag and repeats the faggotry

Honestly cant see him saying anything. Nobody in canada likes trump, not even conservatives.

but Sopranos :(

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Lesgo Avs

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have sex so you won't be so mad

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>an official non-profit doesn't even understand how to use fucking apostrophes

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Nigga you stuck in the 00s

grim stat i just read on reddit

The SJS have the league worst team SV% at .891. The 10 teams directly ahead of SJ are all non-playoff teams with a combined pts% of 0.473 (SJ's pts% is .633).

tl;dr clean your shit up and buy local

Go back

how do i give this post gold?

i'm literally on both rn

>*betrays your team*

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You guys are all missing out on the fact that Kuemper is a god right now.

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Was just about to write something about him
When did he become good lol

>91641209
I've posted skates before. All you do is bitch I didn't spend hundreds of dollars on them. You are an insufferable cunt of a person and everyone here and irl hates you. You could die today and literally no one would be sad that you were gone. In fact, most people would be relieved, because they no longer have to deal with your innate bullshit anymore. Dont @ me, dont respond dont say anything. Just seriously go kill yourself or at least disappear forever because it would be better for the entire universe if you were to never have existed. You are a disappointment to anyone who ever believed in you as a child. Especially your parents. You are the prime example of the type of person that people teach their kids to not become. You are the textbook definition of a failure. Do the world a favor and go give an oncoming train a kiss.

based

>that one leaf/US faggot you don't even have to (You) and he still (You)'s you back

Based.

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SEETH
hahahahahahahahaha

Lick my nuts

good afternoon leafs nation

feel a smelly albertan coming soon

leafs nation waking up to another game day for our maple leafs the passion that unites us all.

lmfao never made anyone this upset before.

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Shut the fuck up

apostrophes are useful phragmites are not

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thinking of pussy lads

If the >jest don't get that big fat nog back and playing well they are truly fucked and Winnipeg and the entirety of Leafistan will be in mourning because >laffs suck and >hasb ain't ready.

faggot

I seriously doubt that.

Has Ted posted his cock lately?

Shall be immortalizing this post.

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stay seething, faggot

Based

Me too. Never seen a guy get this upset before. Imagine getting this mad at words on a screen.

reddit and holt5ypilled

>one :^)

>missing the point that everyone hates you

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he thinks we don't know

>mad at getting trolled on Yea Forums
Maybe reddit is your speed, lad

bruh imagine not using the tomorrow theme
like wtf just switch it in the drop down below hahaha

>he's
>STILL
>G O I N G

This ones going straight to the top of my SEETHE collection.

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Finally one from Leddy

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Don't do it

Come on, Flyers. Do something!

Yikes

Based

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>debbies arena plays the mario death sound when the opposing team gets penalized
oh n ono no

>I was only pretending to be retarded
Backpedaling this hard

>bothering to respond

Grim

grim

Habs are 0-3 vs Buffalo this year

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My favorite leaf is the one that triggered the sunbelt retard

>seething so hard you type a paragraph of angry threats
lmfao imagine being this thin skinned

What shall I have for lunch today lads?

>91642017
>threats
Feel free to point out a single threat. I rightfully insulted you and told you to off yourself.

Based words on a screen bootyblasting incel sunbelt skatelets

Making wienerschnitzel lads

cocoa pebbles and peanut butter toast.

why do you still bother to acknowledge it

Reminder that the Wild ARE beating the Relocanes

Hard to win a hockey game without your stick.

Flylels announcers absolutely BOILING

I’ll show you my stick and then beat you with it gay boy

Wax up those golf clubs bitch

anybody else think the >mild and >jest are pretty much the same team and if they swapped cities nobody would notice

boom
got 'em

No the Jets are actually a good team

>Jests
>good
Lmao when was the last time they won a cup again?

Seems to have worked

IT’S OKAY TO BE SUNBELT

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>jest
>good
>shut out 5-0 against malcolm subban

Of course. This goes without saying.

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wew @ this big brained lad

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Wild WILL get a WC spot and play a playoff game

When was the last time the state of pedosota did?

>sunbelters

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in awe at the size of this cranium

literally won the isobel cup last week retard

t. Stockholmer

No. Not unless you think that they can knock out the Stars. That spot belongs to the puppers.

Fact: Stockholmare are the most based people in Sweden

>Islanders intermission
>two women talking
grim grim grim

The Furries aren’t getting there.

thinking about high intensity 5-4 games tonight, friends

>dykepuck
Die

For me it's having 7 figures, 3 wives, and dozens of life experiences

>hockey doesn’t matter if i don’t watch it
Kys yourslf

is that one lad without the skates cooled down yet?

imagine being in a playoff spot using more than 4 loser points

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eating quark and waiting for golorado game to start

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t. Mahmoud al-Shari

Imagine the yotes winning the stan lee cup

>3 wives
I thought we got rid of you down in Christchurch.

for me its 5 figures, 0 wifes/gf's and life experiences I dont remember anymore

Imagine if the playoffs didn’t last 10 years

it better be naturell kvarg, otherwise you're just eating sugar

Shut the fuck up

Found the incel.

is that brent rambo

of course my dear bror

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t.

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Picture of yourself?

absolutely SEETHING
Imagine getting this mad at losing an argument.

t. seething onions creature

imagine being this mad, and also having that image saved on your computer

get a clue, have sex pussy

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Keep projecting loser

I have received a pipe of what passes for Amontillado and I have my doubts.

I fucked your sister in your parent's bed last night. You were down in the basement jacking off to cartoons

>*loads another mag*

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You sound mad. Tried having sex?

struggling to keep my brain in the high realm with the negativity i'm reading here today. negativity is spiritual poison. you are dooming your mental self.

You wish, fucking rat

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>a fucking castle

please seek help before shooting up a school or place of worship

reminder
hockey isnt even the most popular sport in canada
ssssh

Flyers announcers going to seethe themselves into an aneurism

>t. eternally butthurt skellefte-user

Some of the worst officiating I ever saw in the NYI Flyers game

what is it then? lacrosse? mahjong?

THats what happens when the entire country sucks at the sport

Looks like I tuned into the flyers isles game just in time to see some god awful refpuck

lol we can’t score on a powerplay

Watching the Mötley Crüe movie lads it’s pretty good and has lots of tittays

curling

Possibly the worst 5 on 3 I've ever witnessed

>isles PP

this
what's wrong /hoc/? you can say it here

Why.

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POwer plays should be removed

so that’s what happened at furrcon

imagine comparing north american niche sports to ours

That's not sour cream is it?
You're not eating sour cream out of the tub, are you?

Imagine comparing a noisy insect to the greatest sport in the history of the world.

why are all the lads there?

Why is the eyeliners mascot a dragon and not a car?

thinking about elves

really nigga

ha ha ha hot fucking damn

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Did you watch soccer today?

helo dear bros

Only shit games this afternoon

its healthy my dear bro

go devils go blackhawks go canes

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nah, only the goals.

One of those teams will win. One of them will lose. One is a toss-up.

Isn't it akin to kefir in taste?

Curling isn't even a sport. It's on the same level as golf

hopefully he dabs on detoilet tonight lads

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i just hope everyone has fun playing today

Bail my fuckin ass out it’s bailey!

twitter.com/BroadStHockey/status/1109504006567669760
how is refpuck this apparent allowed in the nhl?

is the NHL rigging it so it won't be Pens-Caps in the first round?

would trade quebec for minnesota

gary is getting really bold now. incredible manipulation.

Quebec will ALWAYS be a Canadian province and there is NOTHING you can do about it

>yfw DA STARS win da STAN LEE CUP

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I’m sorry, but PHLDP is DUST

accidental high sticks shouldnt be penulties

t. 110 IQ

>doopadelphia

SHANT be replying to tripcucks, and especially not to frog tripcucks

SHARTED

how do they know if it was an accident?

ISLES WIIIIIIIIIN

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SHALL be acquiring Quebec and their cuties seevooplay

Based, same here.

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refs use good judgement

Enjoy your disappointment.

more like seevogay lmoa

Thanks you too m8

You can call your hand whatever you want m8

seelvooplay*

i feel my afternoon Matthews brewing, might be a double-flusher

flames neal xd back tonight lads

Not sure I buy into Albertan propaganda. Quebec is probably pretty based t bh.

Holtby: soul
incels: soulless

tfw balding

Shootouts should be banned desu

Reminder that replying/acknowledging a tripfags presence is the same as responding to one even if you dont (You) it.

I’ve had sex literally thousands of times and I don’t like faggots or non-whites

malcolm subban = soul
fleury = soulless

>le black goaltendar mem

my posts = soul

your posts = soulless

Devils vs Coyotes...Two teams with one line with NHL players each and the rest are glorified AHLers
At the top or at the temples?

imagine losing to the debbies in a must win game

Why did Norge stop coming to /hoc/

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>in a must win
It was a highly suggest win. Not a must win.

all the mobilefags ruined hoc

Glad I am not a mobilefag

He's busy playing playoff hockey. He's been shit all season but come playoff time he has no time shitposting on Yea Forums

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imagine being triggered by filenames and convenience

there is literally nothing wrong with phoneposting user

I sometime phonepost but hate doing to cause captchas are fucking gay

lol fuck off fin

>B I N G
>I
>N
>G

>sent from my nintendo switch

>Comcast appointment
>between 1-3 says the stupid broad
>it’s 4

Stupid 4chanX

FACT: Black people belong in hockey but only when they benefit >my team

>We don't look like a team
What did he mean by this?

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>between 1-3 says the stupid broad
based incel blaming the female customer service rep who has nothing to do with the delay

Incorrect.

are you making fun of me Betterncourt?

UHH... WE 'RE WITH THE VIPAS

She meant to say 1+3 not 1-3

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Are you rooting for the Hasb or the Teds to grab the last playoff spot in the east?

Les QTs, 100%.

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Led habitents

I'm unironcally believing in the Duchene curse its wild how bad teams are when hes part of them

laine finally played some fortnite today. will be have a big game tonight?

reminder the H in the canadiens logo stands for hockey, not habitants

Oui, je sais.

Tkachuk is ridiculous I love him

like every team hes ever been on ends being being the worst team in the league. dont think i can recall a player as cancerous as duchene. avs had a franchise worse season before trading him, snes were worst team in the league before trading him, and now the poo jackets are really struggling with him. feel bad for whatever team ends up signing him this offseason.

I’d rather take a team with some history with mine than some literal who metro team again

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for me, it's true fan jack maxwell, and the hexagon suite

reminder the H in the canadiens logo really means "Horribly overrated"

>finland losing in every sport
>again

Reminder that the H in the Canadiens logo stands for hon hon hon.

for me, it's reading seething boomer posts on hfboards

Oh?
Like what? How bad do they get?

**** you Dell.

Go **** yourself, in the AHL next year.

Never wanna see this BOZO in nets again for this team.

He's one of those goalies that won't have a long NHL career.

>chiraq

wish melnyk didnt do this jack maxwell superfan stuff and instead took the Philadelphia 76ers GM route and make fake accounts for him and his wife to troll their teams players

ha ha ha wow
good fucking god almighty

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doubt he has the mental capacity to operate twitter.

> I AM A HOCKEY FAN WITH FIRE IN MY HEART

why is shannon so muthafuckin based?

the Sens are really relocating huh

to Moose Jaw

pure meme magic

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At least they got a pt. Calgary is a long shot unless they slump and we win the head to head, but it's huge in terms of 2nd in the division.

That ref behind Gibson in the 3rd should be investigated. Between allowing Lindhold to 'metoo' Donskoi and those two weak ass calls that gave the Ducks pp's in the 3rd, something was very fishy with him.

He probably has the sharks first round series and wants the extra time in Vegas to work on his poker game.

across the river to gatineau so quebec gets a 2nd team

But your team would benefit more with a white heterosexual male everytime.
I just think he's overrated. He's still living on the fact that he went as Nr. 3 in the draft.

>Bloody cut on the lip
>2 minutes

Uhhhhh

not a leafs fan but...
>#14 train aboot to roll out

as a leafs fan i absolutely love the taste of my wifes boyfriends semen

not a leafs fan but just absolutely love the atmosphere of those Leafs and Senators games at CTC. Even better paired up with one of the wonderful suites there that are such great deals! An amazing team knows how to take care of true #Sensfans

u already know muhfugga

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Comment dit-on
>muhfugga
en Français?

Going to relocate my fist to Sam’s jaw

was gonna go to the spike this weekend to kick his ass but looks like you got it covered so im gonna stay in and watch hokkei

91644701
Doubt it.
Also everybody except for that guy is invited to my barbeque. Starts in 15 minutes

what is shannons whalewifes name?

Can you pummel Randy for me since I’m going to be far from home

Id come but I dont have a ride.

Yvonne Christfag McBlubber

shall be bringing some beers and glassing you with them

I'm bringing my gun. Wienerpeg allows open carry, right?

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Not sure my french is de la merde. probably something like foutre ta mère

Christa McCelt-mutt

I'm a habs fan (I've had a pic rlated on my wall since I was 8 yo) but I want Blue Jackets to get in. The best scenario would be if Hurricanes would drop out but that doesn't seem likely. The reasoning is that if Columbus misses the playoffs, no GM will go all in during trade deadline ever again. And I rather see a better draft pick than an round 1 pounding.

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>chiraq

But /hoc/ is certain you’ll beat the Lightning in the first round?

If anyone goes to Sam’s barbecue they better not even think of coming back here

imagine doubting /hoc/ proscouts

I don't live in winnipeg. We can go use the neighbours old car for cover and shoot in the field. But only on intermission, shall be listening to the game on 1290

Listening to games on radio is the ultimate patrician experience

>beat the lightning

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the Montreal broadcasts on TSN 690 are usually kino as fuck

t. poorfag

With Claude Julien PP it won't even go to 4 games. THe series will be over in max 2.

I'm gonna fuck your dog in the ass

Habs can beat >craps, probably not >blots though.

Penguin games with Mike Lange is pure aural kino

Sam is probably serving roadkill because he's so poor lol

youtube.com/watch?v=ysDphYqMG6M
post kino fan songs

HEY HOMOPHOBES

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HOLTBY SENDS HIS REGARDS

Phobia implies a fear of homos. I’m not afraid of homos I find them disgusting and sinful and am glad they’re all going to hell.

based
working the incels into a ding-dong diddly shoot

Based
youtube.com/watch?v=MWBqbL83qzM

I'm happy that Holtby came out as the first openly gay NHLer

no user, you have to accept their twisted re-definition of the word phobia! because of reasons

>actually typing it out
>doing the clean job for the filter

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very rude lexi gif

Based incel

just having a think about how incredibly based and epic the bulju redemption arch is going to be once he finally heals himself and is able to harness his power levels and energies

Cringe gif

BIG brain post

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if anything, maga incels should be supportive of gay dudes, since it means less competition for attracting a woman

Huge fan of Bailey, J. on the New York Islanders to be honest.

>bailey jay
i'm also a huge fan of her

gays are usually fine it's the trannies you gotta watch out for

shouldnt mgtow incels support islam because they treat women like shit too

What does hating the gays have to do with Donald Trump? Literally rent free obsession holy shit

kill you are selves

>her

SEETHING

For me it's huge, low hanging, tranny balls.
>enjoying all this salt

>Yea Forums lingo

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gays not welcome

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go away jim norton

Who are these 'fans' showing up in /r/hockey with Sharks flairs shitting on our team?
This is the least excited you've been for the playoffs?

You know for a fact we're going to get steam rolled by Vegas?

Our goaltending is the worst amongst playoff teams?

Holy shit some of you guys need to step away from the computers and phones and go outside for a minute. The Sharks lose Go Simek, Pavs go down, half the team is dealing with the flu, Kaner family issue and EK65 been out damn near the whole time. Did people just forget this or what? People look at the Ducks and Kings record and think they should just be simple games. Sorry to break it to you but rivalry games in the final stretch of the season DO mean something to other teams too. Especially the Ducks or Kings who have a special place in their hearts specifically for saying 'fuck the Sharks.'

NOW, with all that being said, I get it. We're playing shitty. And it's ok to be critical of a team playing poorly. But I will die on a fuckin teal grave before I watch fans and people who love this team completely turn around and shit on everyone. Saying this seasons over, we're done, gonna get swept, blah blah. SHUT UP. WE HAVENT EVEN FOUND OUT WHO WERE PLAYING YET?!?! We haven't even played a damn playoff game yet. We as fans need to be better. This bullshit isn't healthy, for anyone. Not you, not me, not the team and certainly not the players.

So please, AVENGE SIMEK

I have now painted my wall Shark Teal. The ultimate power move

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what's the American team equivalent of an Edmonton Oilers or an Ottawa Senators?

Oilers: Avs
Sens: Lgbtning

2 trays of chicken. One mustard sauce and one dry Hawaiian, or as sunbelters call "a slow afternoon"

@BobMckenzie 2m ago
Breaking news: #Sens to relocate to New Orleans in 2021 along with Seattle. Likely to bring the team closer to Barbados

>if it looks like a duck

Browns or Raiders.

Frankly my knowledge of ice hockey is literally unparalleled
I have keenly followed every NHL season from ~2003 onwards, and can recite the score of every Stanley Cup series even further back than that to about 1965 off-hand, thanks to online research since then.

Aside from being a statslord, I also have a mental montage of literally 10,000 hockey goals: the scorer, the goalie, the path of the puck, everything

I am an admirer of the finer nuances of the game and have a deeper understanding of certain hockey concepts than any of you can even conceive.

Honestly, there isn't a a single name of a hockey player you can throw at me that I won't have some kind of opinion of, I am even an enthusiastic follower of hockey beyond the NHL world and take nearly as much interest in a scorecard from the Finnish Region Division Two as I do from any NHL match

I would go as far as to call myself an eternal scholar of the game

>oilers
rags
>sens
coyotes

>the ultimate power move

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This? Honestly, Pretty fucking based

oilers are probably sort of like the raiders. had success in the past but are garbage now.
i dont know which burger sport teams have a crazy owner like melnyk.

t. Idiot

BING BING BITCHES
>shithawks
>mild

>anglo surname
>virtue signalling

is that you, john chayka?

stay scared m8

go bak

Hey faggot did you see we're back in a playoff spot? Bet your FAGGOT SHIT team isn't

>vgk biggest betting favorites in the history of the franchise tonight
looks like we're losing to detoilet lads

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be honest with me lads yall ever look at some tranny porn and kinda dig it?

reminder that dudeweed and elevation makes people from colorado brainless savages

t. seething chiraqi nigger

Based

Chicago should be burnt. WORST sports city in all of america

>shitcongoan shittalking anyone
do us all a favor and just walk around your city at night unprotected

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rather based

>oilers south

I watch more porn than I'd ever be willing to admit to anybody irl, and honestly, no I haven't ever.

They're 3rd
Jew york and El Gay still exist.

>Stockholmare

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Chicago is worse than NY better than LA imo

on the toilet dropping a liquid Dell, feels like lava pouring out of me

Do you fap for more than 5 hours a day? If not then you aren't on my level.

what do you lads usually fap too

>NY is bad

Aside from the rags and yankees they are fine

feet

feet

hentai

kys yourselves

The thought of everlasting life in paradise engulfed in the light of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ

it's not our fault that you aren't patrician like us

Sorry, what was that faggot?

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FEET

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Holy shit are you me

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_longest-ruling_non-royal_national_leaders

>lead your country for over 40 years
>still dont invest in ice hockey

what shitty leaders, why havent they been overthrown yet?

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I fucking hate joggers
Like get the fuck out of the way before I fucking hit and run

That's not real though

mia

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I sometimes take adderall and fap for up to 10 hours, it's the most degenerate thing in the world

ewww

coffee does that to me. i'll have a few cups and all of a sudden i'm fapping 6 times in a row, it's pretty fucked up. i stopped drinking caffeine now

been into lots of older ladies and mature porn and also ass stuff

Reported

t.

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never touch any more powerful stims ever then, seriously

i'm starting to head down that path because of this asian milf i work with

For me, it's Bryci

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Imagine not just going to a gym to run on a treadmill after Benching 275 for 10 reps

>one copy of NHL 19 please!

you'll understand one day

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It's real for me. That and the thought of you non-believers and pagans burning in hell forever and ever til' the end of time, makes me get out of bed every morning.

literally don't understand being attracted to obese whales

Mommy

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I like older women because they are easier to fuck
Especially ones on dating apps

>"two tickets to tonights predators game, please"

>God isn’t real i-incel

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if the Christian message is right, you are going to be right down there with us for your Pride and Vainglory

What’s the official /hoc/ cereal? It’s Honey Nut Cheerios, right?

If you frequent this shithole there's a 99% chance you're going to hell yourself
Fuck off

how many have you gotten with?

Are you underaged? I request that /hoc/ does its job and *****t this boy.

she's hot but she's basically the lowest energy pornstar ever

>0 (zero) playoff series wins in the last decade
>0 (zero) prospects drafted outside the 1st round developed in the last decade
>numerous top10 (and a few top5) picks and still struggle to make the ploffs
even the soilers and snes have managed to win a ploff series more recently than >you

10 just this year

Found the incel everyone!
Shut the FUCK up

this is true God isn't real

only the Great Ukko is

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t. seething incel

>this amount of cope
Have fun being tormented in hell for all eternity

Shut the fuck up retard
>1990

is that a witcher 3 boss

Have fun sucking my dick in hell delusional retard

They have 2 cups more recently than the entirety of Canada too
lol 2cups

nice personal attack. really disproves my point. the avs are the biggest prospect graveyard of the past decade. its no wonder they are a 1line garbage team that fails to make any progress year after year.

my wife has been hanging out with her coworker friend (totally cool guy) a lot and its been great being able to watch my avies with the house empty

>-35
But they are only 12 Rieder goals from being in the playoffs according to Soilers management...???
Why did you post The Witcher 3 art design?

>muh old cups
wow >you really are soilers: south

I'm going through the pearly gates my friend. You on the other hand wil spend your eternity getting your soul raped and riped apart if you continue on this path of degeneracy you're on.

Imagine if he did coke or mdma or God for bid speed/meth

>all these games tonight
do you ever wonder what gary does? does he watch all of them in multiple monitors? does he just not care at all and instead fucks some prostitute?

desu metal gear art is kino

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If they were, then why don’t they literally circlejerk sakic and roy and foote and co forever like the oilers do?

>muh old Cups
Literally Oilers south

Grabbar. Var ska vi göra med St*ckholmsproblemet? Vi behöver en slutgiltig lösning.

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In the last 19 years, the Colorado Avalanche has won more Stanley Cups than
>Toronto
>Ottawa
>Montreal
>Winnipeg
>Vancouver
>Calgary
>Edmonton
combined.
lol 2cups

for me, it's having been baptized just in case.

>>all these games tonight
>do you ever wonder what shannon does? does he watch all of them in multiple monitors? does he just not care at all and instead fucks some prostitute?

For me, it’s wanting a rematch of the 1983 finals again this year

Based

don't they tho? sakic is their gm, and they had a run with roy being their coach. pretty sure foote is in there system somehow. it's an old boys club

>next he'll be telling us santa claus is real

with nhl center ice you can watch 4 games at once I think, probably more. pretty autistic though, no idea who would find that fun

He lives in Finland dumb dumb

sakic is their gm. they made roy the coach for a while. sakic is now one of their longer tenured gms in franchise history and he hasnt really done much with the team despite the high picks and cap space.

/d/

he probably does a bunch of blow and plays high stakes poker or something

Atombomba hela jäva skiten. En god 08a är en död 08a

>muh old cups
nice keep living back in the past like the soilers do. just keep ignoring the fact that they havent won a single playoff series in over a decade.

Fuck your Blackhawks

It's a big chance they get 1st or 2nd draftpick in a draft where either of those is likely to be a ppg player in the future.

ENd of thread reminder that Bulju is NOT generational

>chara still wants to play
imagine signing a 42 year old to a contract

Your Laines, your Ovechkins, your Jagrs

the team that finishes last in the league has a higher chance at picking 4th than in the top3. also they still are terrible at drafting and developing outside of the first round, so if sakic cant get 2 players in the 1st round this year, the prospect graveyard just gets worse and worse.

>oil3ls

new

>oilels