/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Baked Edition

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>WDC Standings
V. Bottas 26
L. Hamilton 18
M. Verstappen 15
S. Vettel 12
C. Leclerc 10

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 44
Ferrari 22
Red Bull 15
Haas 8
Renault 6

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
157 (159 entries)

>News:
FormulamEme happened
Sainz likes new Renny engine
Miami to vote on something for the GP
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I want to cum in Carrie's race suit

gimi

It's a bit shit, let's be honest.

yeah but what else is on?

*increases lead by 8 seconds in two sectors in your path*

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Timing:
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death to mana and carrie. life to tabi.

These commentators are shit it's like they are watching a 15 sec delay stream, IDIOTS.

If you don't care about anything else but Carrie you want to put only SP3 and SP3T classes in there through filter

>it's like they are watching a 15 sec delay stream

They're watching the feed live, but by the time they mux the audio to the live feed it's way behind

It's better when it is on for 24 hrs.

This was still the most hilarious moment of last season motorsport.

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/our girl/

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You're a bit shit.

fugg that was funny

VE MUST FIX IT!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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sniffff

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Mein Gott, zat is behaviour zat iz in violation of Rennbahn-Verhaltenskodex Abschnitt 1 (A) §2

Dubs and I give Carrie a cum Tribute

German Autism at it's best.

What is happening here?

>poo eyes

They want to fix a car

Spoilers :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Unterhunden Spannerturnenfuhrerer nicht sie haben ein Wheeltighten so they went for ein Rennringwalkenrunnen to their Auto to fixundfiddlemit es on the trackside but the marshalls yelled at them.

Don't wanna be carries team mate anymore, the seat was SOAKED

The merc came in for a pitstop.
When putting on a spacer the mechanics completely forgot to put a nut on on the right rear.
You literally see one of the mechanics pick the nut up, look at and then look at the car drive away.
Merc came out and spun immediately because the wheel flew off.
Merc parked at turn one backwards.
Merc mechanics go full German Autism and leg it out of the pitlane exit with tools running down the circuit.

Fucking hilarious.

Oh schade

>ywn bathe in 4 litres of Carrie's sweat

Anyone running on SLICKS?

Carrie out of the car now so lets expect her teammates to fail.

Probably get stuck to the seat.

LOL

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Jesus Germany...

P-pick up cunt?

>tfw you are trying to drive but you can't help but get distracted and hard from Carrie's left over stink

lolwat is the live timing fucking with me or did Carrie pull up such a huge gap to 2nd place in her class that they got a pitstop ahead of 2nd place?

wait nvm it fixed itself now

Eating fruit hot cross buns with butter and a glass of milk lads. You guys?

>Carrie out of the car

:(((

It's not Tractorcunt, but it is Tractorcunt's American cousin

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Fucking lol

American vehicle sharting all over the place.

youtube.com/watch?v=xHxTy1w3lWY

PUERA racing I guess

what the fuck was he doing lmao

Has Brundle done a lap yet?

Can it be called a Giovinazzi train anymore if he's in the lead?

>be Bahrain
>last round of pitstops
>GIO in the lead by some fluke
>a wild gio the nazi train appears
>no one can get past
>GIO leads a huge train of SEETHING top team drivers to the finish line

PUERA PUERA PUERA :D

Where does gimi fit into all of this

It only works if Gio gets DRS from Gimi, so Alfa 1-2 and everyone else is behind Gio within a few seconds

think I might have diabeetus

Now that would be some pro level trolling. Gimi and Gio steadily within DRS distance of each other, so Gio can use it constantly to fend off Mercs, Ferraris and Red Bulls behind him.

You could also do some double blocks, Gimi goes for racing line and Gio covers the other side of the track so no one can ever attack them because there's a wall of Alfa in their path

>meme Calibra out

oh noes :(((

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rtriu

Anyone got an invite for morningstreams?

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>Thinking Sky are gonna give a shit about the Burgerkingring

you don't need it or want it trust me

ye hold on

>Christopher Chadwick

FYI not /our girl/

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Hey viewer! morningstreams needs your help to escape copyright laws the only way they can do that is with your credit card number the three numbers on the back and the expiration month and year hurry it’s not long before they get rekt by EPIC lawyers

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Thanks!!

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fixed

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I bet she didn't fuck a single one of them, but told everyone she fucked all of them.
>the fucking state of FakeSluts™

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There is a "steal F1" version of that, but fucked if I can find it in the archive.

>australia
cringe

I also posted it in answer to to the same post some times ago

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...

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Holy meme

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cringe
kys

Imagine trying that hard....

are they swedish

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imagine being australian

I'll actually remember to save it this time then. Thanks lad

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She has a German sugar daddy now that she posts and then deletes pics of.

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>....
fuck off joe saward. do you have autism too, australia?

>"tehehehe we look so cute I'll post that one on insta"
>posts pic, shows him
>immediately deletes it the second he looks away

hes australian what do you expect?

Rob Schneider?

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LOOOOOL

based.

Oh boy

Fugging 'ell

you cant make this shit up

Based

I would not trust this man.

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I'm gonna say it... NONCE

Good luck faking a BJ to this guy, Patricija

But one of those who will always get away with it as he organises it for other rich people.

what are barbiecunts still doing here, did they not get the message?

Go back to Yea Forums.

The implication with where he has tagged Patricija's name...

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By my calculationing's Carrie's car is on the way to win

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Show the math sweetie

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Martin

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Not sure the Assman can make that gap up, unless it's a VERY long pitstop for the 311

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>the lobotomiser of le mans

Hnng

they are under 2 minutes behind current class leader and have 1 pitstop advantage over them, pitstop delta is something like over a minute I think

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Very disturbed at the thought of some 50+ year old man having a teenage girlfriend, very disturbed indeed. Don't like it.

Makes sense then

What's carrie's car?
>t.brainlet

>t. teenager

You'll think very differently when you're an old man

It's not really a girlfriend.
It's just her sponsorship contract for racing this years involves sex with no use of protection.

Indycar from COTA in 1 hour

I'm 28

Not watching that garbage again.

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vroom vroom

>Morecambe losing 4-0

yikes

eh who needs protection when you are using the mouth or ass anyway

>IndyCar qualy
no thanks

They have now regained the lead of SP3(T)

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>>IndyCar qualy

oh kek, I thought it was the race
Formula mEme and VLN being on Saturday instead of Sunday fucked me up

If I was a billionaire I would fund young female drivers on the condition that they remain celibate (shall be medically checked) and do not use social media.

>incel humour

>He thinks any girl in karting maintains her virginity

Either it's taken by some young stud behind a tent or just the bumps on kerbs break it.

This but unironically

Um...

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Relegation, when?

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the timing fugged up for me there, but they still need to do one pitstop if I have understood it correctly, they're trying to do a splash&dash

So do we blame Assmann or Preisig?

Carrie, the seat was SOAKED

>Finnish calculationisiming

>that gesture

Is he Italian-Australian?

Miami wants the benis :DDD

my calculationingsenings was wrongenings
unless the class lead have hyperautismal strategynings

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Cute

>girl starts the race
>gets it to the class lead
>pits
>another girl gets in
>maintains the class lad
>pits
>assMAN gets in
>loses the class lead

Why are men such shit drivers?

Can this Finnish lad get the /f1/ job for next years sperb owl?

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I think the race was screwed up by slow pitstops and/or giving drive time to all 3 drivers when the leaders didn't

I would play 0-0-10 and +2

You think Carrie would be too shy to piss in the seat and instead choose to hold it in until driver swap?

Lads did Sophia really lose her seat?

IT'S COMIN OME BOYS

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to be honest desu pretty impressive to win this race with only 1 stop, don't know how they did it

She pisses into the water bottle and listens to the radio when the next drivers goes to drink it

>Ronja Assmann

Liar on all fronts.

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think it's told to them in,very ckear terms to piss their pants if they have to because if they get in a crash their full bladder can burst

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>Assmann overtaken by an SP3 car

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Argentinian shitbox racing in 10 bings

youtu.be/f-u1VdkNER4
Forgot link

Pls no, I know the pain it brings

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*Carries your team*

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Weren't they at La Pampa last week aswell?

>be Porsche
>leading
>BMW all over you
>cross the line with 17 seconds left
>have to do another lap 9 minute lap while trying to keep him behind

topkeke
he's going to lose this because memes

>inb4 Heinrich runs out of fuel on the last lap

The Argie replacing Crofty when?

Fucking top keke

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based PT

>BMW wins
LOLOLOLOL

Carrie? More like Carrier ":D"

He really does not give a shit

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I think that was TCM not TN

Carrie? More like karies because it fucking hurts bros

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inb4 era benal for SP3T winner due to minimum drive times (if such a thing exist)

Redpill me on Ferrari

Why are they getting worse every season

Business idea: Fire Finland as /f1/ race strategist

Lack of winnow and overabundance of shitalians

>overabundance of shitalians

Net count from last year diminished so I say more ITALIA GRAZIE RAGAZZI in the team

Less mezzogiorno italians then

honestly didn't expect a 1-stop

based

Italians need Brits or French Jews in charge to win it seems.

I'd like to mention that the mayor of Rome is a top notch MILF, she should be in charge of my formula one team if you get what I mean

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except they aren't, la
melbourne is a weird track, la, not to the car's liking

Well they did alright last year.

they used interesting strategies

because bottas and ricciardo were coming from the back and amx was worthless
also vsc

To be honest Ferrari got their meme strat right, Hammo was much faster

They were also nowhere near pole, 0.704 seconds off in 2019 and 0.664 in 2018, before they locked out the front row in Bahrain

I sure hope Melbourne isn't what the rest of the season looks like

Will he bring more memes to Bahrain?

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Bahrain will prove that every driver on the grid is a gimibabby, it was always hard to spot previously because gimi was always in front but now that he's fighting in midfield the magnet will draw everyone further back

>not marrying a female version of you

wtf and people around here were telling me that Bottas was a cuck.

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What will happen when he retires for good? Will other drivers start reversing on race start?

>now that he's fighting in midfield the magnet will draw everyone further back
Hulk proved to be a Gimibabby because Hulk was at one point 12 secs ahead and then fell towards Gimi until they finished within the same second in Melbourne.

Depends on which direction from the grid Gimi is spending his retirement. We might for instance see everyone doing a hard left right away when the lights go out.

There you go, proof is in the pudding

and the pudding, in this case... is a football

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What if gimi isn't at ground level tho? Let's say that in COTA he is on the watchtower, what would they do?

and that football? filled with my cum.

>Let's say that in COTA he is on the watchtower

You're saying he's a Mormon?

they ascend, like jesus and elijah

I kinda liked the overt Americaness of the netflix series

Dubs and Bottas cucks Hammo

Yeah, nah.
The Bottas redemption meme won't even survive Bahrain.

Wait, wasn't it Jeovah Witness's magazine?

Evens bottas wins odds bottas retires. 0 and Kimi wins

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Hulk for champion

British drivers will win 90% of the championships in the next decade.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Watchtower

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Jehovahs witnesses often seem to catch me when they ring the door, they never want to convert me though just give me a leaflet.

Who is /ourguy/ this season? Verstappen again?

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reroll for goatass

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Lecute
Bottas
Gasly

Since it's a weekend with no race and there are not many people here I can share this project I've been working on.

github.com/SoMuchForSubtlety/F1viewer

>volunteer wingman
>cucked wingman
>volunteer wingman

Ok what is this thing, how I use it and what do I need it for

install go golang.org/ , download all the files from github, then follow the instructions at the bottom of the readme

I let's you watch F1TV VODs and live streams (without an account)

yeah, I think I'm telling Chase.

Olivier Panis.

based af
Any chance of getting the main live feed?
Sites* have been stealing it, so it can be done.

>f1fullraces.com/livestream/ P: f1fullraces

for some reason thats the only feed they want auth for, no idea why. So I could add it, but you would need an account and a valid cookie.

>Sites* have been stealing it, so it can be done.

I'm pretty sure sites like that just grab the official stream and restream it from their own server.

Kmag and STR drivers

Objectively wrong

> some reason thats the only feed they want auth for,
Very interdasting.

>and restream it from their own server
Nope, was straight from the F1TV server when I F12'd and checked network

Hmmmmmm ok then, I'm still confused on how to use it but I'll probably understand it later

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oh thats interesting, I'll have to investigate

Actually, looking at a URL I have a copy of, I'm not sure now

This was pre-season testing:
f1tv.secure.footprint.net/live/wif0220230629/OTT_F1_WIF_VIDEO_4_2200000.m3u8

But the same site showed Melbourne too.

once you compile it you can run it.

you will get a UI like this and will be able to stream any F1TV VOD

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>once you compile it

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here is an .exe for brainlets like you, but I wouldn't just run anything linked on 4channel without reading the code first

send.firefox.com/download/a74a75f97d/#VlW-DWWagcX5VeUA1vEKBA

Williams FW42 2019 Phase 2

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I thought Jenson Button was meant to be part of the sky broadcasting team.

Noice, but don't get Henno'd, mate.

2016 was funnier, race got suspended for some hours due to heavy and sudden hail freezing parts of the track

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>2016

Seems like yesterday

I know that feel. Almost three years have passed and I still couldn't decide if I should keep on trying or end it

:(

g-gimi

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Damn, he looks Chad as fuck here

2007, the last great season...

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>em*lia

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you mean 2015, racist DOG

i-is this windows only?

no, but I linked the exe because I assumed windows user are too stupid to compile it. Just install golang and then follow the usage instructions on github.

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why are track limits such a fucking joke in high level motorsport?
us.motorsport.com/indycar/news/new-track-limit-rule-cota/4357246/

what programmer socks do you use?

Entire track should be surrounded by gravel

thanks lad.
i use acestream a lot. if you use it on windows, good luck to you. plus, my pc is chinese and i cba re-installing non-botnet windows.

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DEATH TO RUNOFF AREAS

Entire track should be surrounded by Cevert-style guard rails

NO THAT'S JUST NU-MONACO

Bizness idea: replace runoff areas with big TVs displaying runoff areas

>not choosing bathurst style concrete walls
ishygddt

Business idea, track is surrounded by 50ft drops on to water.

>concrete walls are better than guardrails cutting drivers in half

I downloaded m3u8 1981 Monaco highlight and it works but for example Kubica AUS is just loading and then MPV turns off.
Have I fucked something up?

splat > split

In that case landmines would be even better

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are you talking about kubica's onboard feed from the 2019 australian GP race? are you launching MPV from the the app or manually?

>Not blacked

>t. wants 10 safety cars every race

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what if it were quicksand instead?
checkmate

Yes.
Manually.
And there's no sound for those that work.

>thinks France is an acceptable race

yea starting it manually is a bit fucky right now, try starting it directly from the app. (you need to add MPV to your PATH environment variable)

>t. thinks 10 safety cars per race is acceptable

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>implying you need a fucking safety car every time a car goes into the gravel

>watching youtube.com/watch?v=SWk_g7EWZjQ
>none of hamilton's instagram inspirational phrases on the list
OH NO NO NO

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>Put huge run offs
>Also actually enforce the rules regarding track limits
>See the fuckers drive into the lines like is fucking Monaco

>t. feels > reals

Yep you just got BTFO kid

One has to wonder how there is not 10 safety cars on tracks where run off simply doesn't exist. Could it be that they can keep cars on the track but choose not to, because there's benefits to doing it and no punishment?

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>tehehehehe I won :DDDD

Imagine declaring yourself the "winner"

Sad.

>replying
------------------
this does not count as a reply just a lesson

300kmh cars when?

Imagine honestly thinking that in 2019 the FIA would just happily leave cars sitting in gravel run off areas for the rest of the race.
Literally boomer tier BACK IN MY DAY sperging with no regard for actual reality, just: muh feels > reals

>getting so worked out over this
>not realising cars can be removed without safety cars ever heard of double waved yellows?

>>getting so worked out over this
>tehehehe u r upset

*cringe*

imagine thinking Monaco averages 10 safety cars per race because there's no runoff

Yes and drivers are too retarded to understand them

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Once again, no regard for reality.

imagine thinking 10 safety cars is the reality in Monaco or even in Baku

This is the part where he ignores reality (again...) and says the drivers should die then, and pretends the FIA would do nothing to stop them from dying by changing the rules.

I guess this onboard video is fucked. It doesn't load on f1tv website

>it's the track's fault Bianchi didn't obey obey double yellows

Imagine there's no countries

>track with a crane on every corner
>all tarmac track where cars can be easily pushed behind the wall
>these are the same as recovering cars beached in gravel traps 50-100m from exit points

Who needs reality when you have feelings, amirite?

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S-she's so beautiful

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Um... sweetie, where did I say that?
Is your argument really so impotent that you can only attack strawmen?

yea for the australian GP the onboards where turned off for the first 50 minutes. If you skip ahead you can watch see them after that.

ahhh yes because now it is completely about SCs and not about abusing runoffs for advantage

>because now it is completely about SCs

Um... yeah that's what's being discussed...

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I guess that's why it's been on loading for 20 minutes.

ummmm, sweaty, you started to whine about people not liking runoff abuse by presenting a retarded hyperbole, try to keep track of your own bait

Anyone think Martin is balls deep in Carrie as we type?

big think. no response because its the truth

>you started to whine about people not liking runoff abuse

No I didn't you moron.
Are you really this fucking retarded?

Someone said we need gravel traps on every corner, I said it wouldn't work:
I haven't made a single post about >muh track limits abuse because I'm not a zoomer who grew up listening to Croft sperging about Vettel doing it and can't form my own opinion, I grew up watching in an era when they got abused constantly.

Didn't respond because it's goalpost shifting, not what was being discussed, and I agree anyway.

no we are talking about solutions to the problem of drivers using large runoff areas to abuse track limits for better times, if you saw the extreme lines being taken it wouldnt even resemble the tracks they were on. you are such a pussy that you think the possibility of a safety car means nothing should be done about this

it shouldnt load that long, the MPV window should open after a few seconds. If you contiue having issues open an issue on github. I dont want to spam this thread.

you might do well to read the post the bong quoted and understand the contezt before you call anyone else retarded lmao

>I grew up watching in an era when they got abused constantly.

*and no one cared

>no we are talking about solutions

No, you're sperging
>hurr hurr put in gravel traps everywhere

I just pointed out that it's a dumb idea if you actually consider the reality of what will happen, and now you're using me a strawman for your track limits spergout which I don't give a fuck about.

I did read it actually because I follow Indycar, but it makes no difference to anything posted because I wasn't discussing track limits.

no it is what we are talking about. please read the comment chain. i even started it by posting the indycar article about them caving to the cota runoff area. since we know you dont like gravel traps, if youd like to contribute with all of your wisdom and experience, you could post your big brain solution to the problem

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>actually replying to an Ausperger when you could just give your hard earned (you)s to a legit fucking dinosaur

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>based trips
>based dino
unholy post desu nice

This is now a demon lizard thread. Only brutal reptiles may apply

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How?

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One of the Philippines boys this costs 550 of whatever your currency is. Please check out it's handling to see if we can sell it on to Williams for 2020 ok

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I think whole Australia 2019 is dead.
Maybe it's F1TV's fault

works on my machine :^)

create an issue on github so I can look into it

assuming you're on windows architectryan.com/2018/03/17/add-to-the-path-on-windows-10/

seth is such a fucking RETARD

Thank you.

>he's still worked up

Oh sorry, here's your >(You)s

>you need to add MPV to your PATH environment variable

Just having MPV in the same folder works too, which is probably easier considering most people will only download MPV to use this.

would you look at that

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WOAH

HAHAHHAHAHA what an edgy font

true

Remember Brazil retroposter saying it was one of his favourite cars so I did it

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So I always ignored Kubica's injury, can he actually move his arm/hand? Is it functional?

>"lol i got btfo so I'll make fun of Clover's default font"
imagine being this retarded
imagine sperging out over a font that looks like Calibri

The movement is very limited due to nerves being cut off. His right hand 'rests' on the wheel and uses friction for left-hand turns. He can't press buttons on the wheel with his right hand.
streamable.com/yp1kb

That's fucked up, I always thought him being a cripple is an over exaggerated meme.

i wish they would be more open about this and show how he does it himself. its very obvious they are trying to hide it as best they can. but its impressive how he can set laps similar to his rookie counterpart with two functioning hands, and i wouldnt mind seeing more about how he does it

The term that's usually used about his injury is "partially amputated." That sounds like it wasn't just a small cut but rather "hanging on a shred of flesh" tier. All caused by a rough end of a safety railing, so probably not a very clean cut either.
It's a huge thing that they managed to attach it back that well.

'60s liveries are piss easy

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His race pace was on par with Russell despite floor and diffuser damage, having to use a damaged front wing, because >williams and his left mirror fell off too.
What more is there to see? The video shows how he does it.

the absolute state of the >imagine poster

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Milkies :DDD

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is his right thumb now 'inside' the spoke of the wheel like his left thumb is? it was outside/resting on the wheel last year? i thought he can't bend his right thumb anymore? m-maybe the black gloves are playing tricks on me. also WHY is the f1 tv bitrate/res so shit? looks 360p-tier.

I need her to get pregnant and for those to be truly bursting with milk

And I need to be the one drinking it all.

it was commentary on just one corner. i want to see kube talk about it

He won't. He was annoyed at Ted last year for bringing up his 'limitations', and asked for people to stop doing it. He wants to be judged on merit, not on his partially severed and amputated right arm.

then he should be more open about it. people will continue to pry at it the more he hides it

youtube.com/watch?v=WGyINAvZCFc
this is fucking bumper carts, what a fucking YOKE. i cant believe actual manufacturers participate in this. ffs porsche is joining in, i thought they were based

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Do people unironically watch this slow garbage

>one working hand
>take it off the wheel

that's just how he is. also, are drivers not supposed to remove the headrest after the race as they get out of the car? watching kubica's onboard as he gets out, he doesn't do it. probably because he can't, i suppose.

are there any WAGs with hairy armpits?

Awesome

chadwick

nice

i have no idea magnus. it just dont make no sense. is it zoomers? is this what they want?

What happened? During the first season it still looked like there could be something decent to come out of it in few years, once the technical side would evolve enough and cars could go fast enough and long enough.
Now it's a fucking joke with silly cars, gimmicks and most boring racing imaginable.

nothing good could ever come of electric racing. theyre already 800kg with batteries that can only last half the race. theyre performance will never be comparable to a petrol open wheel car, electric is just poorly suited to racing, an improvements in battery tech is just like nuclear fusion, thye always say theyll figure it out in 5-10 years. in reality there are just inherent limits and flaws to the technology, so what is left? they had to add gimmicks and flashy robust bodywork so they could play bumper carsto generate interest

>theyre performance

finland please respond

He might've done it.
Don't expect him to return.

>I will never get a finnish boyfriend

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Stop reminding me, its hurts too much.

lol niggas, you gaaaaay

so what?
lets hug the feel away bro

B-but finnish boyfriends...

we'll share one

>share that only one you truly love and care for
Awful. No no no.

I'm just desperate

this general deserves to die

just like /kspg/, I agree
I love /f1/ but its definitely one of the worse generals out there

That is being unfair.

I'm never gonna fuck my cat.

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Just go on /soc/ lole. I mean, how hard can it be to find someone in US?

Nice apu rakesh want to bring it to the White House

No

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>those digits
>that vertical res
Astounding post

Dumb cunt leaf

there are only 2 finns in the USA :(

>Finally watching the Netflix series
>mfw Hulk gets roasted by a bunch of 7 year olds

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Hulk will spit roast them with Ricci though so it's ok

Getting humiliated by minors turns that pedo on.
Why does it has to be finn? Kinda too specific.

I want to get dominated by SISU in my ass

never change Yea Forums

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I shouldn've never asked.
Hulk being a pedo is a deepest /f1/ lore, welcome, newfriend.

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Are you telling me you dont want a strong fingolian to punish your posterior?

>welcome, newfriend.
Only started watching F1 at Canada of 2016. Only started hanging out here on and off last year.

However, Hulk being a pedo would explain why he's such a cry baby. Inner child and all that

uhh...
I don't really remember when that meme started but Hulk appears around kids a lot for some wierd reason.

Kek, kids are brutal. I felt bad for him desu

nah, after he bitched about Magnussen for being a racing driver I lost all respect for him.

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>your gf and the two friends she told you not to worry about

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>blue flags, blue flags arrggh

Why bother with TVs? Just use virtual graphics.

T. Jules

Super Taikyu on now lads.
youtu.be/bUToILDzC9Q

yeah I usually tell my gf not to hang around with white women

Don't want her giving you any competition, Farouk?

Simone Biles has testes

reeeeeeEEEELENTLESS

reminder
ricciardo
unexposable
bless up

does portugese sound slavic to anyone else?

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no

no

Only when talking to my friend Miloš Pereira

no

Reminder that 2/3 of people drank the kool aid

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looks too big for /f1/
is it reddit poll or something?

F1 Fan Voice

Well, british media seems to be extremely effective then.
also
>suber

suber gud afla

That's because Sky is the feed for F1TV

>Suber

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Activate ze dubs

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For seb

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We should end this.

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Can you call yourself a hitposter if you don't go for dubs that exist?

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That's it, it stops here

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sounds like a mix between Spanish and French

almost everyone on the grid has criticism Magnussen by this point
Hulk was just redpilled enough to be the first one to do so

Could Frank in his wheelchair outpace the F1 car`?

Same

In wheelchair basketball, is an wheelchair the athlete or the person

god the sheer amount of autism coming from this thread
also, 6 for year of the AMX and vettee crashes into earring nigger and senna's him into the wall, except senna didn't deserve it

Dubs for Carries Tiddies

damn
digits never come when I need them
alright, mercedeswinslol

Wheelchair is a person.

MWL BWL

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:)

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O_o

how many races will he win?

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90

Ehehehehehheehhehehehe

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>OH NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

B O T T A S
O
T
T
A
S

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Just had a funny thought that made me chuckle (laughed quite a bit actually), imagining that this year Emilia becomes pregnant and Valterri is doing really well in F1 but when he goes with her for the ultrasound it is not a baby but it is in fact a horse on the screen haha

Ferrari said every child makes you lose 1 second of performance.
An horse would allow Valtteri not to be affected by this therefore BWL

Die cucktas fucking die!

Take that back before I wash your mouth out with soap.

t.o whom it concerns

GRID GIRLS BACK WHEN?

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Delet this right fucking now

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>girls

>youre a young kid
>you get to go to a cool formula 1 fast car team
>go to the track
>its really loud
>wtf is renault doing here? you only know your aunt drives one
>wish you were at ferrari the whole time
>tall german dude comes in
lets fuck him up bois

*muffled fucks in the distance*

Wihuri please.

¿?¿?

I'm going to take a wild guess.
((()))

It would be well fun to dress up as a woman.

The one on the left is Rubens

He's really lost it since he retired.

>The combination with Red Bull will certainly become a threat. The level of performance is such that you must certainly have them in the calculation for the championship.
motorsport.com/f1/news/honda-power-enormous-wolff/4357759/
NOT ONLY IZ ZE ROT AUTOMOBIL THREATENING UZ, NOW ALSO ZE BLAU AUTOMOBIL IZ AT LEAST EINE HALBE SEKUNDE AHEAD OF UZ, ZE ETERNAL UNDERDOGZ

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Jean Todt on the right

I hate this fucking faggot so much

wp Finland. ANother post to show the great intellect of the Finnish people.

torilla tavataan

absolutely, my ex was portuguese and it almost sounded russian when she was speaking to her family

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ear blind autist

Russian more specifically.

>tfw RB were ze tru underdogz all along

Du bist Weltmeister

pooooooo

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Formula 1 cars

are cute

If a Mercedes and a Ferrari mated what would come out?

LOOK FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

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Fucking zoomer bullshit, I HATE CURVES I want it to be sharp looking with straight edges RIGHT ANGLES

I wish the halo was blended in better, it still just looks like an after thought

OW THE EDGE OW OW OW

IS THERE ANY RACES TODAY?

I bought a can of Red Bull today.

Lets be honest, we need grid twinks.

I don't like at all tbqh. Especially nose.
Looks like formula meme and wide rims are awful

no WE dont

*cries like a babby*

What's wrong with crying?

ok ok
I NEED GRID TWINKS

I don't find homosexual jokes funny. cut it out

Indy I think, but I've no idea when it starts.

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6 bongs till start?

Hit too close to home, m8?

ye

I can't afford F1.

races not merry-go-rounds

Don't want it ruining MY sport or MY thread

I take that as a yes, faggot paki

Ok mr projectionist

I think we already had grid boys in brazil. And if I recall correctly they were cute af with their little sailor like uniforms.

Faggot.

can't believe they got rid of them

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Shouldn't it be "Formel" like ze germans say?

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What was that? Let me bend down so I can hear you.

rip, that was very cute as well

I CAN'T AFFORD FORMULA 1

Filtered.

...

Still can't hear you, go get a chair to stand on or climb up a vine or something.

motorsport.com/f1/news/renault-budget-cap-priority/4357771/

>Cyrill: "Budget cap should be the priority over spec rehaul"

Why is Renault so concerned about cost cap? I'm pretty sure they could fuel a 300M program if they really needed to

They can, but also realise that F1 will only have 5-6 teams soon if spending isn't brought under control.

They've been saying that for years

does "una" sound particularly german to you?

>the guy from the country that literally has clothing stores for trannies, is still upset about faggot jokes
Hmmm

>the guy from the country that pushes all this shit on the rest of the world thinks he can have a say

hmmm indeed

>ywn be this handsome
>ywn be an F1 driver
>ywn be young again
Honestly what’s the fucking point of it all

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Kys

>nobody nice will ever find you interesting
this is the real pain

A-at least I'm still y-young

>WORLD CLASS

NEW

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

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No

Didn't Austria tell them to go fuck themselves and have grid girls anyway? That's where I got pic related from to make into a roll

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Honestly just put a canopy on the stupid fucking thing and install explosive bolts to blow it off.

>muh dick
>Honestly what’s the fucking point of it all
To suffer misery and pain. I'm a bitter prick after I got hurt. Found this place in 2010 and never left.
[spoiler]remember that you're here forever[\spoiler]