Brazil vs. Panama

Why would you want to watch our B team playing against some Central America shitters instead of your Euro game?

Playing with our B team in an irrelevant qualifier game. Thanks for organizing our next trophy m8

how could brazil ignore diego costa, miranda and filipe luiz for the 2014 wc? did scolari hate atletico madrid players or what?

Nah, Scolari was just stupid

Lineups?

>Fagner

No Starting XI out yet, but Casemiro will be the captain apparently

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BASED

FC Porto alumni Telles, Alex Sandro, Militao and Thiago Silva should also play

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>no stream

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footybite.com/football/brazil-vs-panama-live-stream/

Fagner

FAGner.

>Fagner

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> Ederson

literally not a singel stream of those showing the actual game.

>shitinho
>FAGner
>memetá

for me it's Eder the big soldier

It's not on yet. OP lied.

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literally who

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>random hispano team generator 6424

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>that uglyass dragon mascot

Why does Miranda wear the mask?

>4-3-3

4-1-4-1 is dead?

>Cooper
>Davis
>Cummings
>Walker
>Browne
>Blackman

I didn't know that the perfidious Anglos dumped some of their slaves down there

For me, it's Cummings.

Akshully

Black people are mostly descendants of caribean slaves from anglo colonies who have kept their master's surnames. Injuns do the same thing, except they pick their names themselves. It's really funny when you meet an injun and their name is something like William Blake Johnson.

Also fuck Brazil and Gaymar

Be honest: what do you think of our stadium?

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0/10 i don't see any dragons

t. provincia rebelde

Fuck off

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Militao, Casemiro and Pepe are all playing

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>paquetá wearing 10

Panama going for murderball.

10/10
Please don't let Slbosta win the league

England btfo this amateur team 6-1 and we can't score even 1

>20'
>still 0-0

It's over. We'll never win a WC ever again

>20'
>Still 0-0

It's over. We'll never go to a WC ever again.

Come on score this free kick

If it's telles it's a goal

Tfw it's Saturday and I'm watching Brazil - Panama

>Cucktinho

Our hero today

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>5 years without scoring from a direct free kick
What the fuck happened?

ERA

NO ERA

That Pernambucano lad from Lyon retired

Will Coutinho ever recover from the 2018 wc?

Wtf this was a goal
By PAQUETA

>The state of panamanian goalkeeping

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>32'
>still 1-0

It's over. We'll never win a WC ever again

England was leading 4:0 at that point and Panama coach was begging Southgate to slow down

I thought >we we're playing against Costa Rica until the commentator said Panamá

>Racharlison
Literally who the fuck is this and why is he picked over based Neres?

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>tfw goal panama

>THE STATE OF BRAZILIAN DEFENSE

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Plays for Neverton, somewhat kinda mediocre player

Because he plays in the eplel and can imitate a pigeon

What the fuck was that?

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more like
>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THAT LINESMAN

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If Everton (the player) played for Burnley he'd be starting ahead of Whocharlison.

This is a shitty friendly, not a WC game

Machado was offside tbhq

>the state of the tactical skills of Chi Chay

I can't take this CBF contrived shit anymore, lads

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>first time ever Panama scores against Brazil
wew lads

What does it feels to draw against the worst team of wc?

Ask It at the end of the game

SA football is dead tbqhwy

>Miranda
Tite really should stop calling retired players

Venezuela won yesterday

>A player that plays for Neverton gets picked over one of the most important assets to Ajax' Champions League success this season

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Idk senpai Brazil wasn't that bad :^)

Brasil status?

What a shitty game

In shambles

I honestly feel like we already won by avoiding a heavy shitstorm in the first half and even scoring one (first ever) fucking goal against one of the best teams in the world. Such a nice day.

still not recovered from 7-1

great match to watch, rigging set to a minimum

Didn't panama score against england

good job panama you did better than Mexico in its first WC

It's Brazil C team

Galvão tier cope

Don't give excuses

what's wrong with that gato

on suicide watch

Don't be like that, it's shameful.

Machado looked so happy
#FuerzaStrongest

I thought this was a goal

TROLLPOST

i shat myself desu

amazing strike

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wtf im sure i wrote "desu" instead of desu

oh, nice

>being this new

>Gabriel Jesus

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that is it, I'm out

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Why they don't dribble?Pretty sure that they can easily go past the Panama defenders.

cute

Paqueta is kinda qt desu~

ERA

great, now he's gonna make a thread mocking us

TOP KEK

BRAZIL IS LITERALLY DRAWING AGAINST MONEY LAUNDERERS

Who/bolsonaro/ here?

This is the normal brazilian NT supporter cycle, see Now we are depressed, wait til 2022 and we will be shitposting Neymar anime crossovers

Honestly surprised Bolsonaro isn't watching the game at his team's stadium

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even if we win this by 4-1 or more brasil still "ganha mas não convence" since 02', really sad

They look like they could be brothers desu.

what do you mean? he's clearly a sampaio corrêa supporter

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joga bonito failed one time in 06' and since then we try to adapt to modern football, and this literally killed our game, thanks henry

bogged native

Lmao what the fuck was that

GJ getting in the way as usual

richarlison is the only one trying to do something

just walk past them lol

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Who the fuck is Felipe Anderson?Seriously

wtf is Jesus doing?

played for santos, went to lazio and is now playing for west ham

How is Cooper playing? They brought him here last year and he didnt even play one match and they sold him

BASED GALVÃO

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He plays for almighty West Ham, how the fuck don't you know him?

Bolsonaro is an agent of Pinto da Costa, sent to Planalto to force an Embargo on Moor teams

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>torres

Based Cebolinha

O cão Azul>a gaja das melancias>cascao>o fantasma>seu juca>cebolinha>o coelho azul>monica

Brazil what the fuck are you doing lads?

There's no better feeling than thrashing these monkeys and wearing your country's jersey on the metro in Panama City as you stand at least a head taller than every one on it the next day on your way to knock up one of their women and never text them ever again

t. Bong who lived in Panama during the world cup

Did u like it?

This
Fuck monica to be desu

Oi M8
did you pay your daily cable fee?

being absolutely abhorrent after a world cup, just as usual

heck off from my metro u silly bong,

take away the women tho, not even ourselves like them.

post panamá slags pls

So this is the power of EMPATITE?

miss me yet?

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Good taste.

you can say anything you want about neymar, but without him we have no will to win anything, bunch of players with no leadership and heart

based bolivia querida

So now that Brasil and Argentina got exposed, is there anyone who can stop us?

vasco

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>friendlies
Kek

It was actually really great. You guys are top lads, even if there's 24/7 loud as fuck accordion music with the same woman dying rather than singing on the recording. I lived in the fancy part of Brisas del Golf in the city and I couldn't even escape it there. It's omnipresent in Panama.

Mate I get a million times more in cable and internet speed than Cable Onda could ever give me for half the price. Literally left the country without paying Cable Onda though lol.

We're all gonna make it mate

Dont have to ask me twice. San Miguelito to Iglesia del Carmen on the metro is hell on earth in the afternoon.

I know what you mean though. You destroy the 30 or so fuckable panameñas and you have to move on to filthy venezolanas sluts looking for a bowl of rice and beans

look for chicaschotin at instagram

>blackman

>Using the metro

lol u poorfuck

Like fuck am I going to pay for a panapass and sit in traffic for 5 hours each way Pablito.

>left the country withput paying Cable Onda
Based. Fuck cable fonda

Big casco>>>>>all

>Brasil is shit
>Uruguay is shit
>argenCHINA is shit

Sudaca football is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.

Casemiro will score

>the state of panamanian free kicking

>Not being able to pay 1.25 for a highway

lel

>Not living next to where you work

Pleb

I always figured I should have gone with Cable and Wireless. Movil+ was pretty based

>3 minutes until they fire Tite
Feels good man.

Now that im aware of, Isn't Cable & Wireless a provider from UK?

Will Richarlison be the next big shit?

I want to die

Tomara

FUCK TITE WITH JESUS AND COUTINHO, DONT USE FIRMINO AND NERES RETARD MONKEY WITH 10 IQ

+Movil sucks as fuck, Movistar/Telefonica is the only sane option

next gabigol fra

They had Neymar missing desu

>Expecting you gaudy spics to understand cost effectiveness

CALL ME A PLEB IN THE WINE CELLAR AT RIBA SMITH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, CHOMBO

Just shit.

tho it was not as embarasing as Argentina.

Vrnezuela is 100x better than Panama

>drawing with the Gibraltar of Central America

So many venezuelans here in Panama i cant already distinguish wich country is

>TYING AGAINST LITERAL MONEY LAUNDERERS AND FISHERMEN

>LA FEDERACION DE BRASIL

>
They are baseball Nation. They don't even like football there. They are India tier.

Venezuelans are cool people. The civilized ones at least

>first goal Panama ever scored against Brazil
>first draw ever against Brazil
wew lads

>draw
what about now?

what am I watching now frens?

Liechtenstein vs Greece

the deadliest rivalry in Europe

They are 25th in elo. Good young players

CONCACAF STRONK

Wtf Coutinho did today? I’m very sorry but this guy is done

BANTZ