Money

>pinochet code
kek

build a theme park near my home town with th biggest and fastest rollercoaster in the worls.
The cars would be a scale model of my naked body in the superman pose

>You push your bank card into the machine and enter your pinochet code
>Nothing... where is the money?
>Its 12am. The money should be there. You need it. You need it NOW.
>Your stomach rumbles. How will you feed your family, your dogs, yourself, if the money isn't in the bank?
>You take the bank card out. Maybe it was just a mistake. You put your pinochet code back in.
>Nothing. Its now 12.01am... and the money STILL isn't in your bank.
>You didn't escape your marker twice against Wolverhampton Wanderers for this. To be underpaid scum like one of those fucking miners working in a silver mine outside Santiago. You deserve better than this. You deserve your �500,000 with sponsorship bonus.
>You push your bank card back in again
>Its now 12.03am.
>You remember the goals against Newcastle and Huddersfield. Did they already forget? Did they fucking pay Pogba before you? What the fuck does he need the money for? Haircuts aren't expensive when all you do is cover yourself in bleach before headbutting a lawnmower. Does he even have dogs? Does anyone of your worthless teammates?
>You look
>The money is finally there. You've finally earned your bread for the week.
>Thank god. Now you can be at your best for the Chelsea match without needing to worry about day to day finances
quality

Umber and Atom are not gonna feed themselves you know

stop bullying alexis he did nothing wrong

except play like shit

que te pasa culiao? defiende a alexis

basado

It's United's fault for being desperate enough to give him 10x as much as he's worth

no
vidal>>>>>>>alexis

Stop lying
He doesnt play at all

t.chilichino

i can't even imagine any kind of circumstance in my life, short of winning the lottery, where i'm making that much money a week ;_;

Most people don't make that much money in their lives.

Piano lesson is expensive.

this guy is so fucking useless

quince pesos ni mas

>stop bullying alexis he did nothing wrong
more like he did nothing

He could be diverting some of that money into improving his hometown Drogopilla, or at least opening a football academy, but no, the bastard only thinks on his own navel.

>Most people don't make that much money in their lives.

Maybe in your third world country, £500k is easily attainable in the western world.

Assuming you work for 40 years, you only need to average £12.5k per year to make it

invest it

That's 40 years for something he makes EVERY WEEK

Yeah I know, it's an insane amount that's tough to even comprehend, just pointing out the idea that most people don't make that in a lifetime is wrong. Unless you're disabled/die early

interesting read, good to see a happy ending for the most underpaid player in premier league history

Ha, nice poor joke, but seriously. If you consider the amount of poor people in the planet as well as the large populations of third-world countries, saying that 'most people don't make that much money in their lives' is 100% accurate.

>The cars would be a scale model of my naked body in the superman pose
Kek

>you only need to average £12.5k per year to make it
yeah you really made it with that salary

Buy land, AJ. God ain't making any more of it

bbc.com/news/magazine-17512040
The average salary worldwide is around £11k a year, so by your calculations you can safely say most (over 50%) people won't make that much money in their lives.

He actually looks angry

what about the moon tho