/heem/ Tyron hold the cards edition

Real men would join the /heem/ whatsapp group and you know it beta faggots

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>Khabib not fighting
>Conor not fighting
>Ferguson not fighting

All the 229 hype has come to nothing

perfect time to call out McGregor he (Woodley) just got the piss beat out of him by Usman and Conor is broken from Khabib and looking for coke payday, get a big money, easy fight with McCokeAddict out the way, let the real fighters bang and pick up the scraps, easy.

my walk out song got a good build up and a heavy drop to intimidate everyone

youtube.com/watch?v=dPGxYXWhCzM

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I don't think people claim ferguson is anything more than a guy who has a solid chance of beating khabib
khabib's best win is al laquinta

deluded nigger

Would you start MMA if there were pills against CTE?

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youtu.be/aK8mbA083hE

No they shouldn't waste any Conor fight on woodley, they should bury woodley and cut him

Woodley s next walkout song btw
youtu.be/LODkVkpaVQA

Khabib's best win is McGregor

Conor won the war

laquinta upsets toilet mcgregor

bullshit

Only if I was also a big tough lad

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>beat in stand up by dino arms khabib
I agree but I disagree my man

youtu.be/UXKQ6t0UPdU
Double meaning

Tyron is a weak willed monkey boy who got cucked by his own mother. The second he loses the belt he gives up his lifelong dream and calls out a featherweight.

It's not just CTE, all those injuries you sustain add up. Fighters age like milk, by mid 40s they all got fucked up knees, back and whatnot. Bones and joints hurt every time it rains and shit like that.

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Pain is temporary, glory is eternal, and destruction is imminent if you ever post in my thread again.

I totally agree with you with with the stem cell infusions these nigga's are getting they can mitigate a lot of the body damage (assuming they aren't a can who gets fucked up for a pay day)
I would breed with that fat slut in black though unfff

So you wanna be an Ultimate Fighter©?

>glory
>MMA
Fighters are bums compared to actual athletes who earn decent money and get the fame/recognition. Most of these guys are wrecking their bodies for chump change.

Hopefully with advancement in science and stem cells research they will all get on it. The faster they heal, the sooner they can get back in the cage.

You don't know nothing you goof

true ok I will never start MMA

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100% if these guys are putting their health and lives on the line professionally for my entertainment they should be on everything they can be to help they excel and recover TRTor is a prime example. Let them juice, they are doing it anyway and pretending the "GOAT" Jon Jones isn't pulsing on that NFL juice is laughable, let them all dose up and see who's the King

Unironically this. I find it funny that one of the arguments against steroids is "hey they might kill someone, maaaan" when steroids are healing elixirs.

Steroid users are PUSSIES don't respond

youtu.be/0JUN9aDxVmI
If you can't follow this entire video your opinions on steroids are worthless

Not reading your post or clicking that link you genetically inferior zero

That's what I thought you aichmophobic pussy.

When your opponent is constantly threatening a takedown, you tend to have a diminished stand up. Retard.

Iaquinta’s boxing still isn’t as good as Conor’s.

i agree but you're wrong

what sport is this lads
youtube.com/watch?v=h2wcEuqL2hA

I believe Ragin' Al challenged Khabib more than Conor.

Conor was obviously not at his best for this fight. He was so flat footed, no cardio, only aimed for a big kd with those knees instead of td defense, etc. I don't know if he will ever get his midas touch back, but at least in his latest video pleading for a rematch he has acknowledged his lack of motivation and seems to be more eager.

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Khabib was unironically more dominant in the stand up against Al than he was against Conor. He was literally just standing in front of him throwing the exact same jab against Al.

>keeping al laquinta at a distance by jabbing constantly is more dominant than almost knocking a guy out
I agree but
I disagree

injun wrestling

getting somebody with one good shot (he didn’t “almost knock out” jack shit) isn’t as bad as getting jabbed to death for two rounds

shut up fat

don’t even know your flag, you slut

Your mom

shawlb texted me and disagrees

Miesha cucpcake cunny

For me, it's Rose Namajunas (she will beat Andrade)

What is Ronda Rousey up to these days?

Wrestlemania in two weeks

For sure Al has a peach of a stand-up game my guy don't get starched by Masvidal my man a hunnert persent don't lose rounds on the feet to Lee my guy

lmao why has this video been getting recommended to me by youtube for years?

cringe

based

Could you beat Schaub in a combo Stand up fight/stand up comedian roast battle?

Explain this then

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He’s flushed I would gadoosh him

You now remember Stipe Miocic

I never forgot about Stipoic.

DC is the biggest cunt in the sport. He sits on a p4p throne of lies, he needs to defend his belt against Stipe or Jon.

God I want those big milkers.

I hate ESPN.

>2019
>watching MMA
Ugh?!?

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>mr. "i throw a sidekick every 15 seconds then run a full lap around the cage to reset" is headlining tonight

Fuck I hate this cunt

Showtime won’t put up with that shit. He literally just wants to entertain the fans.

You guys follow your local mma scene?

i live in ct so if you count watching bellator 217 then yeah

I am the local mma scene kid

>hes like a tactical sniper bro, you aren't a true fan if you can't appreciate a boring point fighter!

>another heemster in CT
Looks like we have a problem bud. Meet me at the Danbury ATT in 2 hours. Ask for Vinny C.

Eminem ended these faggots over a decade ago, what the fuck are you trying to pull here you obese juggalo virgin cunt?

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((()))

Fuck that. Meet me at the New Haven green in 3 hours and I'll heem you.

I don't even know if I have a local mma scene
I wouldn't want to get stabbed by some gypsy so I'll just stick to larger sanctified events desu

wonderpaedo won the story of the fight against till

HARD WORK
>DEDICATION
HARD WORK
>DEDICATION
HARD WORK
>DEDICATION
HARD WORK
>DEDICATION

NOW POINT TO THE EASY WORK

>sanctified
>"native" "English" speaker

Lads I’m so fucking hungover it’s not even funny I’m basically permaheemed

Keep seething mutt, Askren is 100% ancient greek phenotype

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Have you ever heemed someone while sparring? Accidentally or on purpose?

Eat something greasy, drink tons of juice, take a huge nasty shit and shower. Has never failed me so far.

There's loads in England. UKFC starts in 20 minutes.

ok then fuck face
accredited
approved
certified
sanctioned
licenced

what are the odds his mom tried to name him "tyrone" but fucked the spelling?

His mother is a nice lady, shut your mouth

>he cares about that
Cringe

How does an event become sanctified? Are the fighters sprinkled with water before they fight?

i made a mistake and now people won't stop cyber bullying me

good post

Shit, sorry bro, didn't mean to. Cyber bullying is without doubt the worst kind of bullying, and I'd never intentionally do that to someone.

No she's not you stupid bitch

Don't worry you're just rent free in their heads

based

*points at Till*

Cringe

Disgusted by how much of a slut PVZ has become on instagram, so I've decided not to post any photos of her on here any more.
I will only post fighters who are not tools of the devil.

Here's hoping that PVZ gets raped.

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Its way beyond that , I’m not even at home

iaquinta will heem cowgoy

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Homes are for the weak

Good for that retarded kid to take a pic with a down syndrome victim

>me on the left

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JJ went from a 5 to like a 7 because of boobs magic.

Why do people think Tyron would gadoosh Conor? His style is practically tailor made for Conor. I know that size makes a difference, but They're about the same size frame-wise, and Conor could always put on muscle (even though that would probably just be detrimental). It's not like Tyron is going to wrestlefuck him anyways.

Why do you follow these random peoples instagrams?

Based Nanaka with that guy who Floyd heemed.

And where is the guy who Floyd heemed's girlfriend, Tana? or whatever she's called?

NO WHERE

Based Nanaka has moved in and took that shit.

Tenshin and Kanna. I have remember ed the names, but I will leave this post as it is for comedic effect.

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>not masturbating to the thought of raping WMMA athletes
>2019

What's your instagram?

Don't have one. I don't follow these people. I just go on their pages.
They don't deserve my followership.

Yeah how I said before, there’s a local mma company where a friend of mine lost his two first fights lmao poor looser

I didn’t invent “toilet till”
Mainly because I’m actually funny and that’s a pretty lame meme

Nanaka deservers to be a bigger name in the fight business. Look how cute she is!
I would die just to provide her with some slight comfort, a coffee or a cushion or something. I'd wrestle it from the claws of a lion and bleed to death from the inflicted injuries from the beast's claws! as she sips coffee on her cushion.

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But dkain only has about 3000 followers so I don't understand how you would even find him if you're not active on instagram?

i invented Toilet Till

GOATren heel turn imminent. Get ready for natty Jon Jones era

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knees like this should be legal

When I was 15 I got in a fight with a boxer of the same age. I absolutely heemed him. Makes me think I should have gone into combat sports.

Who the fuck is dkain? Thus far today I have been on PVZ's, JJ's, Rose's, and Nanaka's instagram pages.

Toilet till BTFO

So I wake up, head to the bathroom to take my morning shit, and guess what I see. Blood. FUCKING DRIED UP CRUSTY PERIOD BLOOD on my toilet seat. God I truly fucking loathe women. How in the fuck does that even happen? How is your pussy close enough to the toilet seat that you're smearing blood all over it? You dumb fucking bitch. That's not even the issue here. What the fuck compelled you to just leave it there. There is absolutely NO WAY you didn't see it smeared all over the seat. You don't see me just leaving my jizz all over the toilet seat. You irresponsible, inconsiderate retarded whore. For fucks sake man. This shit is why MGTOW exists. Because women are repugnant creatures. FUCK I am absolutely steaming right now.

Anyways, WB wins tonight, he's too long for Bepis to land on him unfortunately.

He's really going overkill with this boom roasted thing.

Al's ground game is a million times better than McNuggets so he could actually get up again without wasting all his energy trying
I really find it hard to believe that Conor is a BJJ brown belt. That guy is nowhere fucking close to a black belt. The dude is literally white belt tier
Whatever kavanagh is teaching is a joke

My boy Yashabo is getting cut fo sho. Where should he go, lads? Rizin or ONE?

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

ME

INSIDE

>herb stand up

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>pls herb stand up

SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How many bongs for pettis?

*does nothing*

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I miss seeing NZ bruhs here lads

I hope TyronE never fights again

8

Main card is in 8 hours.
Main event is probably about 10 hours.

Okay so Dana calls you up and offers you a red panty night if you fight Ngannou, and Yamasaki is refereeing.
Do you accept? What is your plan?

Now that I'm back, how many of you guys are also going to be at UFC Fort Lauderdale? We need as big of a turn out as we can get.

I am unheemable.

I call up my Eastern European mate, Petko, who has boxed before. I get him to teach me the basics. I don't need any wrestling training - I'm a natural.
Then I go in there and unleash the heem.

it's ridiculous honestly
they're not even funny anymore, you can't just keep spamming the same shit and expect people to laugh
I mean what the hell does he think this is, /heem/?

I'd heem you inside a round chinlet

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They were either sent to the gulag or they already have submitted to Islam. Allah works in mysterious ways, mashallah.

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I'd fucking batter you mate. And my mate Lukas would batter your mate Petko

I just ran the simulation between you two in my head, wins by a controversial split decision

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>tfw you get heemed so hard that side of your face devolves a couple million years

Till wins the rematch

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Why the fuck is Bobby Green acting like a doctor and diagnosing Tony? As he's probably high and quite literally sippin' on some booze in said video.

is he insane or is this some kind of ad for his "courses"

instagram.com/p/BvUD_YHFXZE/

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SWEEET CAROLINE

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Does anyone think Pettis wins tonight?

someone posted a pretty funny take on this and the post went really underrated but it takes the piss out of Till so I won't repost it

This is way too close for comfort m8

Listen, Till is only 24 y/o and he is a big fucking guy. People like him tend to develop their full potential later than manlets.

Wait the entire country blocked Yea Forums?

delete

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I have already guaranteed Pettis and Blaydes victories

lol yup

plus i'm unheemable so it's not even worth my time

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But the post was on 8.chan

Try to explain the difference to some boomer lawmaker, good luck.

It is sad that a 24 year old gets brain damage. Wait it wouldn't even matter what age.

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mmafighting.com/2019/3/22/18272420/fabian-edwards-on-jorge-masvidal-if-i-see-that-man-again-hes-f-cked
>“If I see that man again he’s f*cked. I probably won’t see him in the cage because he’s a different weight class to me, but if I see him outside I’m smashing him. It’s personal now.”
He's going for the family value meal

Yeah but it's really easy to get around and a fair few have done it
I'm not sure it's every ISP but a lot of them seem to have

Mobile ISP's in the UK have also restricted access to Yea Forums too, I can't post here from mobile anymore

Not much of a difference tBh

>flushed before his prime
Fer sure till will be a beast in his prime hunt pesent

Jon won the title at age 23
No excuses you flushed gorilla loser

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>contracts all signed
>pure bants promoting the fight
>fight night
>walk out to youtube.com/watch?v=yB2g22359Fg
>verbally tap in the first 0.1 second of the fight
>thanks for the check dana

Jon fought fat middleweights and got to juice while doing so.

This was his Bisping moment. He is destined to bring gold back to England

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>tap
I'm afraid not, my friend, the blood gods require a sacrifice.....

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>tfw with all the roids and hormones in the world, you still have the reactions of a woman

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JBJ is the goat while toilet till has never defeated a good opponent

>implying that Masvidal would be a more threatening opponent than Shogun

>wonderboy
>cowboy
still better than Khabib's record desu

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Stay on discord, you aren't funny

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I said good opponents, not the literal only two opponents he defeated that you’ve heard of

Why the fuck is flushed pettis fighting wonderboy again?

obsessed

Cerrone has fought 47 times in MMA, he's on his way out

Both are shitty cucks who keep losing fights

Pit two shit opponents together and one of thems gotta win

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Who even did that shit

>Here's hoping that PVZ gets raped.
Too late lad, canoe.com/sports/fighting/mma/i-was-in-so-much-pain-ufcs-paige-vanzant-claims-she-was-once-gang-raped

I'd go the full three rounds tittyfuck with her maintaining top position all the way.

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I'm thinking this is based

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>Tfw you are such a bum that the highlight of your career is a cage kick that didn't even knock a guy out, and had so little force his toothpick wasn't driven through his cheek

did anyone made the cloud word of till masdival?

based yamasaki

unironically lads what was Schaub even doing here
he just stands still and doesn't move his chin at all, like he's just trying to be a target

no one needed to, the main word used was definitely HEEM

Post the footage of your last fight.

Why manlet kings are always the most annoying? DJ and Cejudo are back to back my least favourite fighters personality wise

I wouldn't be surprised if he was trying to enter the matrix like Anderson but just wasn't fast enough to react

big dick vick is way ahead of you

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I'll give you a practical session of my next fight in person, give me an address

Schaub is a thinking man. He's way too high IQ for this game, it was his biggest weakness desu.

You know where to find me.

I really wish we were back in the Cruz-Faber era
Once they squashed the beef and made friends it was over for the lower divisions

retard

bongs own /heem/

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what the fuck are you talking about goober

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are you literally 15 years old?

meant for

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I sub Magumbo and throw my fight with Goober out of devotion to my boy

this video literally just popped up to me a couple days ago. wtf is going on

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Found the butthurt brit

lmao bet you're running for your life pussy

You're a literal cuck talking about how comments on heem don't affect you and how tough you are but as soon as your wife got leaked you disapperead kys

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wew
I wonder if Vick has a feeding fetish or something, wants her fatter and fatter. Right now she's pretty much at the limit of acceptability

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wasn’t it “FLUSHED”?

HEY LIL CONNY

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lol you know where to find me punk

dang you made this post and got no replies LOL
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91135640/#91139841

>y..you know
>*runs to the next state*

It's about a 7 hour drive to Georgia, I'm not going anywhere.

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>gets perma flushed

bruh he just copied and pasted that clearly

You're not the true Archive boy /heem/ used to have, you're a fraud

both of you send me location
We need to fix this, send me location

Barley

London, ask for Paul C

Mieshas nudes finally leaked. RIP my dick

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He didn't look at her mother.

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Wheres your filenames?

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seek help

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>Roy, no he's just a can!

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Did you guys know that Schaub is repped by WME's biggest competitor

Beg me

"Sanctioned", that was the correct one you stupid cunt.

I was about to call you a retard because she already had leaks but I checked and...
YEAH IM THINKING ITS TIME TO BEAT MY DICK

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I just went to the commission to sanction a fight between us but they wouldn't because of the skill gap between me and you. They said I was too high level

hehe nice

WE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLIN

holy shit

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Is it legal for me and the Antipodeans to search for the Miesha Tate nudes or will we get v&?

LINK NIGGUH

NJPW

thefappeningblog.com/miesha-tate-nude-sexy-leaked-fappening-27-photos/
What are you are thoughts on these?

>these losers just bow finding out
oof that's actually kinda cringe imagine not browisng heem 18/7

>Pain is temporary

>Headaches everyday
>No impulse control
> Joint pain for the rest of your life

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MIESHA TATE'S PINK ANUS BLESS

>that filename

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this, honestly disgusted by the amount of cazzies here

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>trick blacks into think he's one of them to stop any roadblocks from (((racism))) mafia
>trick bisexuals into thinking he's one of them to stop any roadblocks from gay mafia
>predict girpower movement and skim the cream of prime ronda's popularity
>personally created and planted "ronda can outbox mayweather" narrative
>tricked everyone into thinking he's a chinlet and solved haters urge forever while dodging CTE
>by pretending to be a beta tricked rogaine into becoming handlers scapegoat and talking head, which will inevitably lead to his fail into obscurity and hatred
>meanwhile shits on callen 24/7 because he's not important and doesn't recognize the situation
>pretends to be dumb and plays along to help Edgybrah expose as much truth as possible
>shits on goof not for small personal grudges but for ruining UFC as one of his sources for gaining power and popularity
>simultaneously exposes thottery and has good weapon for future political gains by all means necessary by having a wife he doesn't care about
>incepted most elite autists on internet with an idea that will provide him free lifetime PR and creativity
How does it feel to be marks and pawns in Schaub's preparations for election campaign against Barron Trump?

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Mommy Miesha has been my number #1 waifu for my entire life.

I’m more disappointed than anything because I know I will only get about ten faps out of this set before they get stale.

this

i don't even watch anything remotely related to computer programming on youtube

heres ur u faggot

Tigroid had it coming for being born gay

You have to share a bathroom with your mom? Dude, move out.

I haven’t fapped in 32 days bros

neither do I and thats what makes it so strange.

Lukas where you been my bro? I feel like we haven't talked in forever.

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im not gonna watch it out of respect and you should not too
this is stealing and she is a pioneer of the sport that everybody here love

For me, it's Frota

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I wanted to talk to you but you didn't respond

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youtube.com/watch?v=nOyj8_XSYlY

>gets his ass beat

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Miesha Tate stuff just leaked, it is time.

who is this fat fuck and please tell me he doesn’t consider himself an mma fan

Pooball

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Conor is the male Rousey.

the original jussie smolllet

>Bruh...look at this dood

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based brendan coming through

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Shit. I thought you were trolling. So this is def. leaked by Caraway, right? As a payback for getting cucked?
>he actually did it. the absolute autismo madman!

He 100% threw the fight. Based Tyrone taking care of his senpai, good for him. fuck wwe-img

I still dont know what an eskimo brother is.

Caraway says they're fake as he has no tattoos in the pictures and he had that huge cross while he was with Miesha, also Miesha has a mole on her ribs that's not in the leaked photos.

>

You must have me confused with someone else. I consider you to be one of my best friends and rest assured that I would never ignore you.

It's when a ***MEME LICENSE REQUIRED***

I had a look and the only ones that could be real is the white bodysuit ones, you can see in the nudes the woman clearly has surgery scars but the boobs are way too small to be Mieshas.

wish we had a rescaling machine to make all the fighters around the same size

You're derek right? the fat zilch banned me btw lol

Can someone explain how a Cuban like Julian Marquez looks like he could be British

It was meisha, you can see her holding the phone! :^)

Pic not related.

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globalism

looks like she hooked up with some random guy from applebees

why was he so angry?

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rent free

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He is a professional showman just like Alex Jones

cause stipe and ngannou are pieces of shit

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cubans have very little native admixture compared to other latin americans

remember ricky ricardo?

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how can a professional athlete have no pectoral muscles?
white people have no future in the sport

i'm talking about bryan

>You're derek right?
Of course not. I can't believe you don't know who I am. I thought we were close but I guess not

If this guy fucked Miesha you can do it too user. I believe in you.

ngannou woulda slept brock in the first

Oh its you lol we havent talked in ages

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brock would've wrestled mogumba, his chin is much better than blaydes

when are the fights on lads

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google always tells it

google.com/search?source=hp&ei=5XaWXKLcNMXXwAL4qLeYDA&q=UFC Fight Night: Thompson vs. Pettis&btnK=Google Search&oq=UFC Fight Night: Thompson vs. Pettis&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0.638.638..1491...0.0..0.77.77.1......0....2j1..gws-wiz.....0.P9cttXD7X9Y

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Date: 23 March 2019, 3:00 pm
that's in two hours. they're never on that early is why i'm asking, the ufc site says midnight

Yeah bro, it's me. I almost was beginning to think they range banned you lmao.

Well there is that one fat janny that instantly bans me when he sees me, how have you been? haven't heard from felix in a while either i started taking the picks for ppvs with calendars template btw

No, they get it through the cloud same as all the leaks.

That's fake as hell lads.

Yeah there are some real gay ass jannies. There's one that always gives me a warning but never bans me because he knows I'll just switch to airplane mode and spam for hours lmao. I literally have that fag by the balls.

Here
Everyone
Enjoys
Meesh

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No theres an entire set. Pretty convincing desu

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This ain't even funny or cool, have some fucking respect Ben.

Went to ufc london btw that place is such a shithole lol

*enters your butthole system*

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I've seen the entire set all the nudes are completely fake. The others are likely to be real.

Post link

I am.... forgotten...............

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9pm prelims, midnight main card
The German is right, Google always tells you

Just type in UFC, it has the card and the start time at the top. It's very useful

the dad joke vibe askren gives of is funny tbqh
i wish he keeps wining cos he is an antifighter both inside and outside the cage
kinda refreshment when everyone is either copying gooby or trying to act tough

Dude seriously, fuck off back to discord. Not a single one of your posts is worthwhile. Inb4 "le rent free, seething" or whatever. I'm trying to help you, you're just embarrassing yourself.

redpill me on joan danaheer

Just what is wrestling? I know they have good takedowns and at least have arm bars but what's their goal during a wrestling match? Points? Submission? Gay?

shut up fat

Askren isn't original or funny

ur wrong. boom roasted! xDDDDDDDD

>Munhoz gets suspended for jumping the cage to celebrate his win
>Masvidal TKO's another fighter backstage and gets no repercussion
Based

what did Shawn McMahon mean by this?

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he is original, he is literally way different than any other fighter
his jokes are not funny meant to be like that
like dad jokes
we grew up on british humor on the balkans
you guys sunk low and you're proving it with this post

Just a fair warning to Ray

Control.

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did mummy take away scatty's computer?

also wonderboy heems pettis

Masvidal happened in the UK where we don't give a shit
You Burgers are PUSSSSSIIIES

Wrong again, boom roasted!

Seriously if you can't see he's overusing this shit and still find it funny you're a complete simpleton

is every colby win an upset?

>that ass slap

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You win by scoring a pin, otherwise the match is decided by a points system. It's why so many young wrestlers are amazing at getting top control and have no idea what to do once they get there

fuck thats hot

is McMahon a common Chippewa surname?

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you're missing the point
him being unfunny is what makes it funny
he has a cringy gimmick and is a sore in everyones eyes
i like that and i started liking him
all cool we can have different opinions about things
this is what heem is all about
respect my pale bong fren

whoaw
is this what real sex looks alike?

>him being unfunny is what makes it funny
That's the dumbest shit you could've posted

It's a real shame we can't upload webms with sound on Yea Forums.

>laughs at cat videos

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God I'd fucking kill to be in that room

Nah I don't think I am missing the point, I get most of his humour just fine. It's just recently he just says something dull, followed by boom roasted and it gets old, very fast. His initial boom roasted ones were actually humorous, now he's just overdoing it and people pretend they're still funny.

But respect back, I may have lacked some manners in earlier posts and I apologise for that. Have a great night of fights bro

How did Wonderboy/Pettis get sanctioned? Pettis 4-6 in his last 10 at lower weight classes, and they’re gonna let him fight a much bigger dude whose strength is also Pettis’ strength? How the fuck does Pettis win this? Seems his only shot is tosomehow take Wonderboy down and sub him.

thank you , you too
god bless

>thinking headlock refball man is funny

MMA isnt the sport for you zoomer

I’m 36. If anything, I’m a boomer, m8.

nonces
if i saw you beeing agreeable to each other in real life id heem you both in an instant

uh hoh looks like we got a zoomerboomer!

Attention /heem/, just a brief reminder that Bongs do NOT own /heem/, thank you and have a good day.

>36
Get a dog

you couldn't heem my little toe settle down you poofter

Bongs invented /heem/

this

He's just having fun, don't overthink it

oh yeah? heem off, you and me bro!

Smaller guy always wins

Reminder that your best fighters are Toilet Till, Bisping, and Ross Pearson

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Imagine being a manlet and having to beg people to help save ur dying son like a woman because ur not man enough to do it yourself, ray borg should kill himself

>Cowboy vs Conor will not happen because of some gay reasons

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Reminder that the only champions from the beginning of 2018 that haven't been flushed yet are Rose, Nunes, Max, and DC. What went so wrong?

Come tomorrow Pettis and Masvidal will both be top 5 welterweights. Crazy sport.

Can anyone ID the man in the lower left corner? He sits cageside at every fight and I find his reactions fascinating.

It was Conor's best chance to get back in the win column imo

why would you say something meanfull like that?
imagine being a fighter living in a country where you're not able to pay for medical bills
the issue is in your iditoic health care
but you wouldn't know that cos you never had a job and you're still sheltered by your parents
hopefully you never have to experience something like but karma is a bitch, it might come back and hit you hard

cringe

Cope harder manlet, he can't afford health bills because his weak manlet genes created a defective child that his weak manlet bills cant pay for, because no one wants to see him and he sucks at his job. He should unironically kill himself.

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Masvidal is smaller than wonderboy and got his ass whooped

I've been trying to figure it out. Anybody that shows up more than John Morgan's hideous polo must be high up on the food chain

Masvidal is smaller than wonderboy and he got his ass whooped

Edwards looks bigger than him

Toilet Till was always a hypejob

>mfw Luke beats JBJ with DC watching cage-side

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>Jones losing to a chinlet MW
Sure

Rumour has it Nate/Conor 3 is the fight now
That might arguably be a better chance for the win column

Nate doesn't gameplan, he doesn't really switch his style up either. Conor can study two fights now and perhaps come out on top looking better than the previous fights through clever gameplanning

THE SMALLER GUY ALWAYS WINS

Masvidal must have knocked the shit out of both of them so hard that they forgot they had beef.

My dick is diamonds

>enjoying watching niggers giving themselves concussions inside an octagon cage
>mentally healthy
pick one

>Nate/Conor 3
Who the fuck wants to watch that again?

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mommy and daddy won't be there forever for you

pls no, the third fight should be a retirement fight for both for old time's sake.

It will sell either way
press conferences, trash talking, it doesn't really matter at this point

Why are you in the general then frog

It is a patrician hobby only slave owners could afford back in the days. Consider yourself lucky

DO NOT STOP THE FIGHT I'M FINE

It's before that and Masvidal couldn't do anything to Edwards.

What did you train today fellow heemsters?

>open field 100 feet away
>ayo nigga lets throw down on da pavement

Wow. Very Yoel-esque.
Loads of people would watch Nate/Conor 3. In fact it's not a bad fight for Conor. I don't know what his plans are, but he had that 7 fight deal with the UFC, and the UFC would be advertising his whiskey in all of those fights. So he should want to do those 7 (6 remaining) fights for his pocket's sake. Now, if he wins the belt soon then he still has to defend it during those last scheduled fights. An easier route might be to fight bums up until his last fight on the contract, and then fight for the belt as his final fight, then retire as champ.

Here is Val and her sister training in Thailand. I'd make some hilarious lewd dominatrix comment about that icecream and what will happen to it, and what I'd like to happen to it, but I don't want to get b& before the fightnight. So I won't. Consider this my retirement from comedy. And the next time you want to see me post my fantasies about what I'd like a female fighter to do to me, well, sorry, but no can do. We are, in many ways, no longer friends. So gripe all you want, and maybe even have a little cry, but I will not ever be making those fun, loveable comments again (even though I'd like to, and you'd like me to).

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This is the first time I have been jealous of a scoop of strawberry sorbet

I was competing at UKFC today.

Your mum

t. Autistic ValBong

Nice user, what was the result of your match

Got a Guillotine submission in the first round, didn't really get touched.

>Val will never suck you off while her sister has you in a rear-naked choke
Just heem me now lads

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>Unlimited Kentucky Fried Chicken
You fat bastard

Which fight tonight is everyone most looking forward to other than the Pettis Thompson fight?

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Stipe one gets me every time

Well done

Cazzies will vote for Yang, but true fight fans know that Trump has been a heem connoisseur for decades.

Update the rockhold picture

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Pussy

That's an appropriate pic since I'm kind of a mark for heavyweights

Fucking Yang wants to unionize the fighters. If he ever wins (he wont) Dana might just be the new leader of the #Resistance

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Will be interesting to see if Figueiredo keeps his form up.
And I suspect Blaydes will trash Willis, so that could be good.

I see what you're doing you cheeky cunt

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It's perfect

Will Weidman be ok in 15-20 years?

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CTE'd happiness

I have a video clip that says otherwise.

Hold up we’ve got 3 heemster a in CT presumably within an hour of each other? This what I’m talmbout

Enjoy the fights!

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Fairly confident that I could heem the fuck out of you

I'm not an Amerilawsuit but I doubt Yang gets even 1% of the vote

Still haven't learned how to operate MS paint, buddeh?

He's not even running for real, he's just building his public profile before he spins it up into something else. UFC is a great target to get the coveted 18-35 demo to pay attention

No that's me, I've lived here all my life.

*sips*

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>muhammad
I believe it

Is there more Dr Pepper im that mug? imagine this fat fucking stolen valor fraud lecturing you on fighting

Hey Coral, do you happen to remember that one time when we were in the back of an Uber ride in Pompano Beach and you jerked me off and then took my load down your throat. That just popped into my mind, idk why lol.

>putting effort into something that gets deleted by Franco every time I post it
i work your mother's clit sufficiently well

I think you’ll be surprised. He probably won’t win, but he will make an impact.

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Obviously Bernie is going to win this time around. Trump fell flat on his face and even the Republicans hate him now. He has no competition on the Dem side.

I lied about living in Vero Beach I'm actually situated in Indian River Shores but I drove down and witnessed this this guy isn't lying.

>imagine getting your name from a rapist
does that justify rape?
is this why bongs close both eyes when they form rape gangs?

>imagine getting your name from a rapist
i literally have the same name as one of the most prolific rapists of all time

he told me I was the only one and that I was special when he did that

how could this be happening

*dabs on dana*
*dabs on bernie*
*yeets trump*

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Randa vs Angela

Why do people hate Caraway? I never got that.

Because he's only in the UFC for pumping mieshas tight hole

im not fat you disabled spammer
im just big boned
ok jeffrey

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>ufc PPV's soar after yangbux

You think Figueredo can take him out? He's got a lot of pop for a little guy

>"FLYING KNEE. HE KNOCKED HIM OUT"
From what Gastelum's fight this quote is?

Cowboy has fought just fine in spite of those rumors for years

make sure you're all subscribed to ESPN+ so you can watch the great fights we have on tonight and order future pay-per-views

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is there a card tonight?

Can't afford it. I'd be all for it if I got some type of stipend every month or something. One can dream, right dana?

19 minutes until prelims, my guy

Miesha has an ugly face I've never found her hot ugly face, fake boobs but wow am I surprised by her downstairs.

youtu.be/I84Hk-66YSM?t=216

How can one man be so based?

fuck, i'm so confused with all the cards lately, any thing good on this one?

>Usman was jumping that barrier looking really healthy
here's the main

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Just woke up
Excited for today's fights

oh yeah, Pettis, i also saw something with one of the niggers talking shit about the other one

He's revved

coin toss on hoovieweight being good, but wonderboy is bound to deliver

>get pissed on
>clap

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Give me one good bet.

WOOHOO

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Willis talked some shit towards Blaydes father, hoping Willis gets starched

do you think the spammer sees himself as a villian or an anti-hero?

I bet you'll waste money

Pena has reach and missed weight by two pounds, should be a sure thing.

oh, i'm on the curtis train then

buddeh bless

*cringe*

based

Parlay Macey Barber + Bobby Moffet

Aldrich by stoppage

>no bruce buffer
lame

WOOHOO
When I feel heavy metal

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What did you train today lads?

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He died

Oh fugg lads I didn't realize how late it was. I'm gonna miss the prelims. Please forgive me.

I like Joe Martinez, smooth voice and gives me that dopamine hit of WEC nostalgia

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Getting rockhold vs Bisping on my strean

Sorry bro, rules are rules
*revokes your UFC hotdog brander*

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Looks like a couple Family Guy characters

me on the right

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>Tyron at the desk
What you gonna add, nigga, like, you gonna talk about the necessity of putting your back against the cage, fuck outta here

cormier is the least badass looking badass champ

Tyron is smashing Meg 100%

Woodley's a natural fit for the desk since all he does is stall for time anyway

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Joe Martinez is good

In many ways Till KO'd Masvidal in the first

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Tyrone is flushed you can hear it in his voice

Someone took my bets and moved the decimal two spots to the right

I stand by my claim that this will be wasted money.

God I wish I was that pen

damn she could dominate be anyday

Hope my picks win for you. Bobby has terrible cardio though.

Cloud leaks when

RE ROOOOOOOOOOOOLING

>Joey B is a fighter of mexican descent
>Megan Olivi is from a large italian family in New Jersey
>no kids yet
do the maths

Shelton is a bum

WOO

Megan is saving herself for me

Hes gay?

speculate: both are at the peak of their careers, megan especially, and having a career ending pregnancy isn't good long term

He has a pillowdick?

wat

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hope you have a vagina
*They're

What does that mean

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LETS GO

NEW

dude those knees look like disfigured chicken beaks

Manlets aren't people

Make a gamethread you fucking zoomer

New

who's the third guy on commentary sounds like goldie lads

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redpilled

what the

best timeline. Jones kicks are his best asset and luke's kicks are obviously also one of his strongest assets. Good fight but problem is luke might not get past other light heavies before he gets a chance with jones.

>chinlet MW
how's he a chinlet? everytime he's been ko'd, those punches/kicks would knock 99% of the division out, he has weak defense, not a bad chin. Also luke is a pretty big guy, 6'3 and can very easily make lhw, he prob doesn't have to cut and is at his strongest at that weight. Not saying he beats jones but he probably can get to top 5 if he really puts the work in and improves his defense with DC.

would be hilarious if Luke head kicked jon in the same fashion jon kicked DC and won the belt that way
DC would probably suck luke's dick for that haha wouldn't that be weird