>this post prime example of the reason why Italy didn't get to the world cup
Connor Bennett
BUKKI U K K I
Daniel Hughes
Pukki >>>>>> everyone else Also we have decent gk
Carson Brooks
>why Italy didn't get to the world cup because ventura was shit just like every striker he called
Adam Hill
Kamara if he plays like he played in the first Greece game in nations league, very underrated player. And then Pukki obviously. Individually it's pretty weak team but they are still playing the best Finnish football in years.
>That's the state of Italian journalism I remember when HJK played Torino in the Europa League and the Italian press were predicting HJK strikers starting as midfielders and 170cm wingers playing as centre backs or something. But Spain can do it too.
How's life in Scandinavia besides the cold? Is it easy to find a job and financially sustain yourself?
Angel Howard
>scandinavia
Charles Peterson
If you are skilled in any way, yes
Daniel Richardson
>AYYYYYY OHHHHH UHHHHH *lives with mother at 35* >MAMMA MIA MAMMAS PASTA *throws trash on the street* >FRUTTI DI MARE *pays protection money* >MAMMA MERDE OHHHHHH *dives in the penalty area*
>cute young half-italian girl keeps talking to me and asks if i'm single >realize later that she probably didn't ask it just to small talk :DD fug
Jose Edwards
>tfw 5 year anniversary with my gf coming up in May >tfw pressure gets stronger to finally make the next move and pose the "question" >family (mine and hers) start making comments when to plan for the wedding >tfw love my gf >tfw not ready to commit to marriage yet however
Why can't I just stay a manchild forever? Stupid societal customs.
Nolan Hernandez
Marriage isn't _that_ overbearing, I haven't changed much since the ceremony. Case in point, I post here on a saturday evening
Cooper Turner
is this streamed on areena?
Brody Moore
Viafree
Benjamin Martinez
this needs balotelli
Brody Torres
I mean, I can actually imagine being married, but it is what is usually coming next that terrifies me: becoming a father.
I can't express how little I can imagine having a child at this point. It seems like an absurd concept for me to be a father. Definitely not anywhere close to being ready for this kind of responsibility.
For now my gf agrees that it's too early for that (she hasn't even finished uni yet), but it's gonna be only a matter of time.
I want to stay in my 20s forever desu
Michael Campbell
Incognito /seriea/? Supporting finland desu
Ayden Green
That I can relate to. Before proposing, I didn't want to have anything to do with fatherhood. Popping the question was kind of ex tempore anyway, as I went for it with under a week preparation. It just felt right. And after getting married, it felt right to try for a kid.
Give it time, no-one is automatically ready for these things.
nobody really wants to have kids. thats why there's social pressure to start a family. if everyone just did whatever they wanted we wouldn't have a civilization or even a species. i'm older than you and i have no wife and no kids. when you're my age in this situation nobody trusts you and nobody respects you. if i was gay at least i'd have an excuse.
Josiah Foster
How old are you if you don't mind me asking and what do you mean with "nobody trusts you and nobody respects you"?
I'm definitely going to marry my girl at some point, but yeah, the having kids part I'm not entirely sure about desu
Logan Parker
I bought couple Peroni nastro azzurros for the game
I would say in history it has more been about the fact that there has been no contraception. Condoms and contraceptive pills were not meant by nature.
Connor Robinson
i'm 35. having kids means you're mature, you're putting others before yourself, you're making your family proud, you're confirming that your parents did a good job, you're an upstanding member of society, not some selfish weirdo.
Gavin Perry
true, but there isn't just social pressure on having kids. it's about staying together with your wife too. being responsible and sacrificing whatever childish whims you're still clinging onto.
Dominic Taylor
#EZ4ENCE
Nathan Garcia
Okay, you are indeed a bit older than me (7 years to be exact), but if it makes you feel better, 35 is about the average age for first time fathers over here these days, so you still have time (you seem like you want to have a child badly)
I mean look at your president, who had a child in his fucking 60s
As for your characterization of childless people, I'm not sure if it's that extreme over here (we are less religious than you guys), but yeah, my parents definitely would be disappointed if I didn't give them grandchildren.
Isaiah Rogers
Pakki
Jason Cruz
>have a kid >more than solid chance that he will be a social outcast who will curse you for having him >or worse, you get a daughter
move to nebraska, montana, wyoming or to one of the other barely populated states in your country m8
i'm sure rent prices are much cheaper there
Christian Price
You can just move 30 minutes further away to Espoo, Vantaa or Kirkkonummi and you get a solid apartment for that price.
1.1k is definitely enough for a single person in 99% of Finland.
is it student housing?
Zachary Allen
I am actually upper middle class but sometimes I wish I was a neet. Also rent prices there are stoll higher than most europe. Rent in a cities like Stuttgart or bremen in Germany is unironically lower than in some fucking little meth town in Montana
Thomas Ramirez
What are the most common jobs you can find if you don't have a degree? What's the average salary? I'm seriously considering this, it looks comfy and I also love cold and snow
Colton Brown
I live in Lahti, the city where the only king of Finland, Litmanen, was born and raised. 500e for ~43m2.
There's nothing here, though.
Brayden Watson
14 k in america is below poverty line
Ryan Campbell
Based
Easton Harris
Probably cleaner. The average wage is 1698e/month for that and no Finn wants to do that job. There's not really poor people in Finland. Living on that 1000e/month is the lowest you can go here.
Thomas Ward
all you faggots with an upstanding future and psospects in life are belitteling me, a little certified asperger with a genetic disease that basically makes me look half retarded, you're all meanies
I was willing to be a cleaner before i landed my current job, what's so bad about it? you get to be your own boss, swiping away while listening to music/podcasts/audiobooks and getting exercise at the same time. Assuming you're not cleaning toilets at a nightclub it's fine. Plenty of jobs for staircase cleaners for example.
Kevin Diaz
there's nothing anywhere else in Finland either.
>What's the average salary?
The average person has a bit more purchasing power in Finland than in Italy. Pic related.
>Probably cleaner. The average wage is 1698e/month for that and no Finn wants to do that job.
I tried to get a summer job as a cleaner, and there was a group info session before the interviews and it was me and 30 brown people in there. I didn't get the job either.
How is Ireland higher than the UK, I though they were all poor
Connor Morris
wut?
Ireland is among the wealthiest countries in the EU these days. Their government is (or was) just indebted, but the Irish weren't as affected by the debt crisis as were the Greeks or Italians.
Jeremiah Turner
Meanwhile...
>Lecce 5-0 Ascoli
Cameron Roberts
I just have this image of Irish people being/looking poor
Maybe it's because they look malnourished half the time without actually being that
Thomas Torres
Soon (hopefully) everything north of it will be as well
Grayson Garcia
>5 um... sweetie...
Brayden Nguyen
Inshallah
Jack Gomez
All I'm looking for right now is an easy and peaceful job where you can be on your own without having to interact too much with people, even better if you can listen to music since that's my favorite thing to do during dead times. It's basically impossible to find something like that here.
Is there Sky in Finland? Are Finns good with English? The language seems hard to learn
Hey Finnbros, I'm moving to Turku in a few months, which team should I support? Inter or TPS?
Easton Moore
Inter is plastic. The name tells it all.
Adrian Adams
Glad to see my boy Piccini wearing the national team's shirt.
He might not be that great but fuck he gives everything and is a stand up guy.
Nicholas Johnson
Neither, both are absolute travesties. But if you have to choose, go with less plastic TPS
Easton Gutierrez
>camoranesi >white
Julian Wright
Go Finlan.
Jackson Reed
hello my dear bros,
can I get a quick rundown on the rules to this sport
regards, pekka from pello
Caleb Harris
The real shit is: in order to let the little nigger play we leave the real Italians at home; that spot should have been of Ciccio Caputo imstead it was overtaken by the little negro. There is no justice nor meritocracy in Italy since kean and was chosen only because he is a fucking nigger and having nigger in the team is fashionable these day. whiter than you, Gennaro
The first field is clear if there are no clashes. Some of the three Greenlanders take the reel to the blade and go to the finish line. At the bottom, Sieppi keeps Ranelund happy and Tuksu interferes with the opponent's game.
Litmanen - Myllylä - Evilä Pitkämäki - Räty
The other one is a little bit trickier. I would like to go with such a thing that Litti throws to go to the finish, and Myllylä lands them in their best. Evila xyeetilee for journalists and background support comes from Tero and Sepo who whip up the spears into the opponent's neck.
Kankkunen - Räikkönen - Häkkinen Kummola - Suhonen
In the third column, the keyword is at a pace. The only idea is not to be able to rotate, but to rotate around the field at such a speed, that the opponent does not stay behind. Provides an important rest time for the first two chains and tiring opponents. A pair of packs Ape drinks red wine and ponders philosophically and Kale raises prices.
Halme - Tauski - Halla-aho
The four-field is, as you might guess, a huge track that is based on a tough physical game. Especially Halme and Tauski are in a level physical game that fears their opponents. The atmosphere of horror is a key word. The champion again argues the opponents with tricky facts, so the opponent in the foursome does not shy away from physical or mental violence.
The goalkeeper is Pasi Nurminen, who drinks liquor and drives the bus to the ice stadium wall.
Tyler Cruz
>saturday night watching a glorified friendly match God I'm so fucking lonely
>Ciccio Caputo serie A goal this season with Empoli 13 >m*ise k*an serie A goal this seasom with Juventus 2 and ofc the negro got drafted Italy is so fucking doomed doomed, truly a shame that Italians athlete were overtaken by a random lil nigger
Asher Price
why don't you just invite your friends over to watch it with you, bro?
3 people whatsapped me asking to hang out tonight, but I can't even bring myself to open the messages so they can see I saw it. And I feel like they're just asking me out of pity and I don't want that so I end up alone and lonely and making it worse every week
>immobile Obviously not. But we have a 36 yo boomer with more goals than cristiano ronaldo (with penalties than half the teams in serie a put together) so just wait
i don't like how almost every team's kit is nike adidas or puma. italy wearing errea or kappa or macron would be comfy but it would mean it would be hard to find their stuff since italians seem to dislike international business
Brody Hill
based
Caleb Price
Binland losing the midfield battle :(
Cooper Hughes
>implying that,hurt Thus semen slurping sport just isn't for me.
Ethan Garcia
literally just put anyone else (except for sumusalo what the fuck kanerva) in Granlund's place, he just doesn't belong to this level
and of course it's a deflected shot from 20m just fucking kill me
Wyatt Allen
Rooting for them but Binland is going to get destroyed. Idk why Yea Forums thinks they are a good team just because they won our godawful Nations League group
Bentley Moore
Oh shit. :D
Zachary Jones
i hope we don't win by a landslide binland is one of the few countries i actually like
Mancini said he's playing well but isn't fit enough to get called back. He has 5 goals in 8 games in Ligue 1. Honestly I would rather play Balotelli with one leg than Immobile.
u say that, but one game in which italy doesn't win and balotelli doesn't score and i guarantee u will change ur mind
Aiden Morris
Based, same here. She had a dedicated pair with fake glass just for those purposes because her eye doc noticed her regular glasses had odd marks when she went for a checkup
No. Balotelli is the most talented Italian player by some distance. He could have been one of the best players in the world if he actually took it seriously. Immobile is fucking garbage, would rather play with 10 men than have him on the field to lose the ball on every counter attack
I think he tried to but either wasn't sure he could name the product or didn't know what it was my guess is he has a son that talks about this stuff and he's trying to sound cool to zoomers
Colton Kelly
I think we can still pull cheeky 1-1 tie
Brayden King
>He could have been one of the best players in the world if he actually took it seriously that's not a defect to say when a player is 20. balotelli is almost 30 though and it still applies.
William Price
It's not worth it user
Mason Rivera
He's unironically our third best player
Kevin Roberts
because he is good and our 3 best midfielders are either injured or temporarily retired from the national team because they keep getting injured
Blake Ross
...really? all he did is lose the ball so far.
Daniel Thompson
rate mancini's haircut lads
Joshua Hill
maybe because they're playing in udine?
Luke Russell
Based Stretcher removing niggers
Jacob Butler
>and they do have this man, Jorginho! OH NO NO NO
Zachary Turner
10/10 gigachad
Matthew Hughes
I just googled it and he has a very high current ability/potential ability so probably
Logan Jenkins
>tf >tp Also it was pretty funny when he was the only player for either team not to sing the anthem
the epitome of trash television. 2 opposite groups of people challenge each other to determine who wins the battle of evolution and what humanity will be like. Will humanity be fat or slim? Intelligent or dumb? Black or white? Cultured or ignorant? Male or female? Shy or confident? Sexy or ugly? And so on.
Dominic Turner
italy remind me of germany
Michael Myers
>3 goals bruh, we won one of our wc after >we won 0 (zero) games and scored 2 (two) goals vs poland camerun and perù in the groups
Elijah White
*passes sideways*: the team
Gavin White
the current defense isn't a guaranteed clean sheet anymore tho so the offense has to step up
Jack Clark
>you now know that the next Ciao Darwin episode will be "Juvefags vs. ABJs" would watch if I still had a television/10
Zachary Clark
soccer would watchable if the game wouldn't be so fucking slow. Finland is playing and i'm barely staying awake.
How do we soccer great again?
Robert Wilson
i dont even watch tv lmao
Michael Cruz
Mancini looking good with the shorter hair
Ryder Garcia
>How do we soccer great again? kill sideways pass merchants
Zachary Phillips
>hardrunning immobile that's a bit like saying the player uses his legs to kick the ball
Åland unironically gets hundreds of millions of euros because they're Swedish speaking cunts.
I rather pay my 51% income tax(ebin :DDD) for the neets than for that shitty island.
Benjamin Torres
We need our pacy mulatto Soiri on the field
Ayden Miller
reminds me of Loew and his gay assistant in 2010
Aaron Reed
Remove offside rules Introduce point based scoring that rewards kino shots outside of the box Allow for more subs so that players stay fresh Penalize passing back to the gk
but i dont feel like other nts are that good. france won a wc by just turtling and running real fast ffs
Isaac Richardson
go binland
Jonathan Morales
>Verratti shooting !
Nolan Perez
>i had to fucking google who piccini was >Jorgino and verrati, people that if the wind blows slightly will fly away, as the only real midfielders >Quagliarella, mr i can't play a single decent game with the national is our secret weapon
man we really are shit. Mancini has always been a mediocre coach, first major team we play against they will melt us away
Leo Richardson
Offside makes the game more open and dynamic though
most national team coverge is like that. rai has homers too.
Jaxson Brooks
You are completely right
Justin Cook
>bernardeschi
Liam Anderson
can some m*lanese confirm on this?
Jacob Rodriguez
(You)
>bernard heskey
Easton Wright
(((Grinfeld)))
Jason Edwards
Piccini fucking sucks wtf
David Miller
>(You) ???
Luke Garcia
>immobile What a shit striker
Connor Campbell
At least you're an historically irrelevant team. Imagine listening to commentators getting excited when the likes of Bernardeschi or immobile get the ball and pretending passing the ball to each other 40 meters from the box means playing well
Bentley Cruz
Hradecky passed the ball straight into an Italian
Aaron Edwards
oh, my stream must have buffered when that happened
Andrew Phillips
"sparv" sounds like a way to describe a disappointing ejaculation
Angel Wilson
based ref
Luke Peterson
>bernard hesky thinks this is juve
get fucked
Christopher Sanders
ERA PENAL
Evan Carter
Yes, most Swedish words sound like that
Ian Williams
that's what happens when you start littering your league with third worlders and cheap brainlets brought in by greedy agents, noone gives a flying fuck about growing domestic talent
Brandon Davis
Literally means Sparrow in Swedish
Michael Bennett
Wtf just realized crossing machine Candreva is not even on the bench
Colton Evans
>forgets the striped Black and white shirt >dives >complains
Michael Perez
It's when you shoot ash from your benis
Ethan Reed
get up you slimey med
Alexander Rivera
the problem with finland is that they always try to walk it in
James Baker
coglione sono milanese
Brandon Morales
clear penalty desu
based ref
Dominic Perez
Kill yourself
Jose Cook
Fiorentina dna
Jeremiah Butler
This is shit, even by training game standards. The current game is much better.
Anthony Stewart
if he gets a daughter she should be named Varpu
Aaron Wilson
Don't be mean, please.
Luis Davis
is bernadeschi a brainlet?
Nathan Reed
lads I'm starting to think we overrated binland's chances
Charles Sanders
the problem with Finland is that we don't dive nearly enough and play too physical football which allows slimy meds and other scum to get fouls called for them
Ethan Williams
good thing Yea Forums let you know in which city everyone lives
no, because most of the team has the touch of a rapist in possession
Dylan Gray
/fa/ as fuck
Gabriel White
I am not watching, are we /spezzando le reni/ of FInalnd?
Parker Smith
Immobile? more like immobile
Justin Morales
always seemed a tad queer to me
Henry Watson
Only if you Ajax finds and develops new Litmanen
Aiden Edwards
diving and barely playing within the rules is a part of the game, retard
Connor Mitchell
What stadium are they playing in?
It's too small to be Juventus', but at the same time it's a 1st world looking one which is rare in Italy, so?
Charles Jackson
Udine
Dominic Green
Ahahah voi del nord che credete di vivere nel "ghetto" mi fate scompisciare. Fatti un giro a catania o palermo nei quartieri veri e poi fidati che rivaluterai di molto la tua zona
Dylan Parker
>rossi and that 80yo slag praising Kean There's no way out, is there?
Jesus Christ why can’t you niggers cheer for Italy for once instead of obsessing over Kean and Bernardeschi? I’m surprised no one complained about Bonucci yet
Lincoln Reyes
??? it's literally a part of the game just like positioning or dribbling and only a select few finnish players are good at it
Christopher Fisher
>s-stop insulting ngubu! shut up niggerlover
Luis Sanchez
what's the problem Luigi?
Ian Watson
ma sarai un giargiana bergamasco dei miel coglioni o un firenzuolo da quattro soldi, succhiamelo
those Finnish cuties on viaplay stream. Any finn got the screenshot?
Camden Gray
Voglio un'italiana.
Juan Turner
New bread when
Cameron Russell
was always mediocre in the national team and as soon as he starts playing like a top tier Bundesliga CB he retires from the national team
Jason Howard
Why do all Italian stadiums have that glass in front of the stands?
Jeremiah Rivera
binland slags
Michael Long
...
Ryder Robinson
>"why aren't you pretending the team is playing well?" Fuck off The problem is that he's shit and absolutely not ready for the NT but everyone's slurping his cock because they're too scared to be called racist
Carson Flores
NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW:
Ethan Torres
they are all blacked
Jonathan Hughes
to stop subhuman ultras from chimping out
Leo Green
Oof.
Jace Gomez
Bernardeschi is a giraffe
Anthony Miller
are you french?
Joseph Thompson
Give me a spanish gf.
Grayson Murphy
Sevens at best.
Jace Clark
it's called a freedom barrier
Cameron Reyes
is this a meme or real?
Nolan Cox
I ain't click that shit nigger Sese brutto ricchionazzo genoano
Bentley Parker
non sono quello che cerca uomini che glielo succhino su una tavola per agricoltori di riso cambodiani