Italy-Finland early match thread

Probable lineups

Italy (4-3-3): Donnarumma; Piccini, Bonucci, Chiellini, Biraghi; Barella, Jorginho, Verratti; Bernardeschi, Immobile, Kean
>Finland (4-4-2): Hradecky; Raitala, Toivio, Arajuuri, Uronen; Lod, Kamara, Sparv, Soiri; Pukki, Tuominen

This is /seriea/ in disguise so reminder to keep it comfy.

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Tuominen, Uronen and Raitala are not in the team

Time to get shafted you lazy ass spaghetti fucks. Mamma mia bronto bronto big Finnish dick in your cunto.

That's the state of Italian journalism.

Who are the dangerous guys in your team?

>finland
no one lmao

forza italia!

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>this post
prime example of the reason why Italy didn't get to the world cup

BUKKI
U
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K
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Pukki >>>>>> everyone else
Also we have decent gk

>why Italy didn't get to the world cup
because ventura was shit just like every striker he called

Kamara if he plays like he played in the first Greece game in nations league, very underrated player. And then Pukki obviously. Individually it's pretty weak team but they are still playing the best Finnish football in years.

>solves football
>then invents it again

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obligatory post for Italy-Finland threads:

youtube.com/watch?v=q8Zca5vsUFE

He's unironically genius

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for me it's the finland hero Glen Kamara

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>stares at you in finnish

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R I V E L U T I O N

youtube.com/watch?v=Egc5H8sX6I0

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unironically arajuuri

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Is this the /inter/ general?

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>That's the state of Italian journalism
I remember when HJK played Torino in the Europa League and the Italian press were predicting HJK strikers starting as midfielders and 170cm wingers playing as centre backs or something.
But Spain can do it too.

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As opposed as to the world class strikers we have this time around!

I'm thinking he's back

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How is Italy's form right now?

You now remember Menp

>he doesn't rate Kean
youtube.com/watch?v=Nsa7Eu-70b8

Hah. Took me a few seconds to solve "Menp".

>twitter.com/JuventusFCWomen/status/1109379258235772928
First Juventus Women's game at Allianz Stadium is sold out (tickets were free but whatever)

Also are Finn girls always this qt?

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4-0

Still butthurt about yesterday?

>sold out
>tickets free
so more like "given out"

oh, hi norge

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Last time Finland won Italy was 1912
Last time Finland scored against Italy was 1977

im swedish actually i just have n*rwegian flag for some reason

Go get 'em

>so salty about a beatdown he lies about his nationality

Pic related, it's you

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How's life in Scandinavia besides the cold? Is it easy to find a job and financially sustain yourself?

>scandinavia

If you are skilled in any way, yes

>AYYYYYY OHHHHH UHHHHH
*lives with mother at 35*
>MAMMA MIA MAMMAS PASTA
*throws trash on the street*
>FRUTTI DI MARE
*pays protection money*
>MAMMA MERDE OHHHHHH
*dives in the penalty area*

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>tfw we have played football over 100 years and have never been good

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I get 1000e NEET bucks a month. Not planning to get work lmao.

you don't even need a job. government gibs are enough to sustain yourself

The video is pretty cute/wholesome
youtube.com/watch?v=pPFszwr2BAY

meant for

I haven't had a job in 8 years. I get about 1100 euros a month in welfare and then I drink beer with it.

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>tfw we have better goalkeeper and striker than italy

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>tfw all these neets here
>while my wife is pregnant and I'm finishing my masters

why am I here

>1100 euros
That means the prices for everything there are pretty high right? I mean it can't be that simple

im not really a neet i just like larping as one to piss off wagecucks

>this is where my tax money goes
REEEEE. ÅLAND INDEPENDENCE WHEN!?

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being a neet is life

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>this flag complaining about the allotment of tax payer funds

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Eating out and such is too expensive for NEET budget but you can still live better life than average eastern-europeans.

jag heter homo peter :DDDDD

Kevin Lasagna is unironically better than Thema Puki

Based.

>tf
>tp

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Sounds like a cartoon character :D

this is more like it

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>lasagna

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>tfw no Kevin Lasagna, Declan Rice and Stephen Potato starch derby

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in which league do the finnish players mostly play?

Beer can is 1,03 in my nearby stores now could be cheaper desu.

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Formula 1, WRC and NHL

Finnish, Danish and Swedish. The few above average players we have usually end up in Bundesliga.

Germany, Sweden, Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Austria, Denmark, Scotland, Spanish second tier, Poland, English second tier.

When pukki :DDD played for brondby i fell for him

desu I don't like ananas in pizza. I'm with shitalians on this one

But today it's pasta la vista, 0-5 pukki 1' 2' 4' 5' 7' and match is abandoned

the irony in a thread full of fin neets

okay im betting my last neet bux on this

pukki more like boipucci lololleleoli

Todays sets are pasta with ketchup and milk in honor of Italy

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Fuck it I'm moving there then.
Give me the loneliest job available and I'm set for life

Anyone want a slice?

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making a pizza with ananas in a bit

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yeah sure, just let me get the dipping sauce ready

Fratelli d'Italia

L'Italia s'è desta

Dell'elmo di Scipio

S'è cinta la testa

Dov'è la vittoria

Le porga la chioma

Chè schiava di Roma

Iddio la creò

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POROPOM POROPOM
POROPOMPOMPOMPOMPOM

m

*shouts along off-key*

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it's the power of le butiful game
bringing all kinds of different people together
neets and respectable people, shitalians and third worlders
#respect

>having a kid before having a stable job
YOU HUGE RETARD

>tfw no qt brunette Italian gf with traditional values who loves cooking

why even live?

no women under 40 in it have traditional values
only skanks

Eyebrow-kino

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>cute young half-italian girl keeps talking to me and asks if i'm single
>realize later that she probably didn't ask it just to small talk
:DD fug

>tfw 5 year anniversary with my gf coming up in May
>tfw pressure gets stronger to finally make the next move and pose the "question"
>family (mine and hers) start making comments when to plan for the wedding
>tfw love my gf
>tfw not ready to commit to marriage yet however

Why can't I just stay a manchild forever?
Stupid societal customs.

Marriage isn't _that_ overbearing, I haven't changed much since the ceremony. Case in point, I post here on a saturday evening

is this streamed on areena?

Viafree

this needs balotelli

I mean, I can actually imagine being married, but it is what is usually coming next that terrifies me: becoming a father.

I can't express how little I can imagine having a child at this point. It seems like an absurd concept for me to be a father. Definitely not anywhere close to being ready for this kind of responsibility.

For now my gf agrees that it's too early for that (she hasn't even finished uni yet), but it's gonna be only a matter of time.

I want to stay in my 20s forever desu

Incognito /seriea/?
Supporting finland desu

That I can relate to. Before proposing, I didn't want to have anything to do with fatherhood. Popping the question was kind of ex tempore anyway, as I went for it with under a week preparation. It just felt right. And after getting married, it felt right to try for a kid.

Give it time, no-one is automatically ready for these things.

>Menp
Niki Maenpaa?

>menp

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based, he played 2 years for >us at Willem II
We also had Hyypia btw

Pukki

>having kids while still in school
LMAO, good luck

The game should start an hour earlier.
I'm getting too old to stay awake the whole game.

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Eating 'za in celebration of beating Italy.

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nobody really wants to have kids. thats why there's social pressure to start a family. if everyone just did whatever they wanted we wouldn't have a civilization or even a species.
i'm older than you and i have no wife and no kids. when you're my age in this situation nobody trusts you and nobody respects you. if i was gay at least i'd have an excuse.

How old are you if you don't mind me asking and what do you mean with "nobody trusts you and nobody respects you"?

I'm definitely going to marry my girl at some point, but yeah, the having kids part I'm not entirely sure about desu

I bought couple Peroni nastro azzurros for the game

youtube.com/watch?v=MfeBII2ymjE

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I would say in history it has more been about the fact that there has been no contraception. Condoms and contraceptive pills were not meant by nature.

i'm 35. having kids means you're mature, you're putting others before yourself, you're making your family proud, you're confirming that your parents did a good job, you're an upstanding member of society, not some selfish weirdo.

true, but there isn't just social pressure on having kids. it's about staying together with your wife too. being responsible and sacrificing whatever childish whims you're still clinging onto.

#EZ4ENCE

Okay, you are indeed a bit older than me (7 years to be exact), but if it makes you feel better, 35 is about the average age for first time fathers over here these days, so you still have time (you seem like you want to have a child badly)

I mean look at your president, who had a child in his fucking 60s

As for your characterization of childless people, I'm not sure if it's that extreme over here (we are less religious than you guys), but yeah, my parents definitely would be disappointed if I didn't give them grandchildren.

Pakki

>have a kid
>more than solid chance that he will be a social outcast who will curse you for having him
>or worse, you get a daughter

Catch 22, thanks but no thanks

which country is comfier tho?

this

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35 and not married + without kids is based and redpilled. Just shows you are WOKE af. Besides who cares what society thinks of you at this point.

In the best case, your boy might end up a school shooter.

Morzi, is that you?

The midget has a point.

what if she's lesbian?

Is 1100 euros really enough to afford living alone i finland. Men that's great, rent here in america is too fuckung high desu,

0-1 Granlund 90+3' with a Jarkko Hurme-esque eurogoal
youtu.be/CVQdpoXjoFo

Depends on where you live. In Helsinki 20m2 rathole is at least +700e/month.

My rent is 400e and it includes water, electricity and 100/100 internet.

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The problem is even in suburbia America rent is still high. There is almost no place with rent lower than 800/700 dollars in america

What are the chances based Quags scores a triple?

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move to nebraska, montana, wyoming or to one of the other barely populated states in your country m8

i'm sure rent prices are much cheaper there

You can just move 30 minutes further away to Espoo, Vantaa or Kirkkonummi and you get a solid apartment for that price.

1.1k is definitely enough for a single person in 99% of Finland.

is it student housing?

I am actually upper middle class but sometimes I wish I was a neet. Also rent prices there are stoll higher than most europe. Rent in a cities like Stuttgart or bremen in Germany is unironically lower than in some fucking little meth town in Montana

What are the most common jobs you can find if you don't have a degree? What's the average salary?
I'm seriously considering this, it looks comfy and I also love cold and snow

I live in Lahti, the city where the only king of Finland, Litmanen, was born and raised. 500e for ~43m2.

There's nothing here, though.

14 k in america is below poverty line

Based

Probably cleaner. The average wage is 1698e/month for that and no Finn wants to do that job.
There's not really poor people in Finland. Living on that 1000e/month is the lowest you can go here.

all you faggots with an upstanding future and psospects in life are belitteling me, a little certified asperger with a genetic disease that basically makes me look half retarded, you're all meanies

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There's a place in life for everyone m8

Your existence matters not more or less than anyone else's.

Comfiest thread on Yea Forums

have a doggo

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I was willing to be a cleaner before i landed my current job, what's so bad about it? you get to be your own boss, swiping away while listening to music/podcasts/audiobooks and getting exercise at the same time. Assuming you're not cleaning toilets at a nightclub it's fine. Plenty of jobs for staircase cleaners for example.

there's nothing anywhere else in Finland either.

>What's the average salary?

The average person has a bit more purchasing power in Finland than in Italy. Pic related.

>Probably cleaner. The average wage is 1698e/month for that and no Finn wants to do that job.

I tried to get a summer job as a cleaner, and there was a group info session before the interviews and it was me and 30 brown people in there. I didn't get the job either.

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Reminder that everything south of Brussels is basically Africa

Fucking Swissies, making us look bad

I blame Eastern Germans for this.

Everything south of Tromso desu

>tfw live in Baden-Württemberg

Fuck you, too

but brussels itself is (north) africa

Reminder that this is the part of the world that is capable of forming civilized societies.

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How is Ireland higher than the UK, I though they were all poor

wut?

Ireland is among the wealthiest countries in the EU these days. Their government is (or was) just indebted, but the Irish weren't as affected by the debt crisis as were the Greeks or Italians.

Meanwhile...

>Lecce 5-0 Ascoli

I just have this image of Irish people being/looking poor

Maybe it's because they look malnourished half the time without actually being that

Soon (hopefully) everything north of it will be as well

>5
um... sweetie...

Inshallah

All I'm looking for right now is an easy and peaceful job where you can be on your own without having to interact too much with people, even better if you can listen to music since that's my favorite thing to do during dead times. It's basically impossible to find something like that here.

Is there Sky in Finland?
Are Finns good with English? The language seems hard to learn

KEANED

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>2013
>mintleaf_99
The dude was 14 when he made this shit AND decided to upload it, wtf

I want to fuck her pussy, if you know what I mean.

>moise

Did Bernard's adams apple go full TSSUUU?

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750 finnish fans in Udine

here to watch Italy unironically lose

MANCINI E' SOLO UN BURATTINO DEI POTERI FORTI, VUOLE SOLO FAR AUMENTARE IL PREZZO DEL NEGRO PER LA VECCHIA TROIA

Bella donna ferra l'ini mamma mia dos mios

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questo

I just want to bring her breakfast to bed and see her big shiny smile of surprise as she thanks me for the kind gesture

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He’s just desperate, other strikers didn’t work and he has to call a teen

God I wish I were Finnish

Chi cazzo è Piccini? Ex recluso?

Hakkinen not starting?

really austria is that low?

>5-3-2 with no soiri
not sure if like

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For me, it's Ä

questo
vuole far aumentare i prezzi di chiellini e bonucci invece di far giocare nestagnoli e franco caldara il vero futuro della nazionale italiana

Man I wouldn't want to be an Italian defender tonight. Tripletta di Pukki :DD

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1100 EUR per month, but you have to pay the rent yourself, right?

I like Finn posters

Yes the NEET bucks is rent+400 or 500e for living. There's some kind of gap for the rent.

>pacey black wingers:
>italy 1
>finland 0
and finland loses again

where's chiesa
fuck are you doing starting some darkie with an english name
is this salvinis italy?

Moist Kean

For me it's paella

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>Kean
Ah the good old "CT plays young Juventus player so their value increases". It's been a while

He got hurt while diving

That Kean guy played in u19 euros here in Finland last summer. Wasn't that impressive.

May the best spurdo win

Remember those 2 goals against Udinese tho?

When is kick off

21:45

21:45

>Italy world cup without negri
4
>italy world cup with negri
0

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kiitän lepo

based my two fav teams playing

crisi italia

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Verratti uses makeup?

Hey Finnbros, I'm moving to Turku in a few months, which team should I support? Inter or TPS?

Inter is plastic. The name tells it all.

Glad to see my boy Piccini wearing the national team's shirt.

He might not be that great but fuck he gives everything and is a stand up guy.

Neither, both are absolute travesties. But if you have to choose, go with less plastic TPS

>camoranesi
>white

Go Finlan.

hello my dear bros,

can I get a quick rundown on the rules to this sport

regards,
pekka from pello

The real shit is: in order to let the little nigger play we leave the real Italians at home; that spot should have been of Ciccio Caputo imstead it was overtaken by the little negro.
There is no justice nor meritocracy in Italy since kean and was chosen only because he is a fucking nigger and having nigger in the team is fashionable these day.
whiter than you, Gennaro

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Kick to ball around for 90 minutes and win 0-0

Outfield:
Touch the ball with anything but your hands
Try to score some goals

Goalkeeper:
Keep the ball away from goal with any body part you want
Prevent the opposition to score some goals

finland

reminder that Yea Forums is a binland thread

>mfw Mikael "Cock-Mike" Granlund scores an airwave goal to win the match

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official set's of tonights game: mämmipizza

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it's gonna be Bulju :D
ebin :D

based kulli

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Granlund - Greenland - Raanlunti
Skeppi - Supportive

The first field is clear if there are no clashes. Some of the three Greenlanders take the reel to the blade and go to the finish line.
At the bottom, Sieppi keeps Ranelund happy and Tuksu interferes with the opponent's game.

Litmanen - Myllylä - Evilä
Pitkämäki - Räty

The other one is a little bit trickier. I would like to go with such a thing that Litti throws to go to the finish, and Myllylä lands them in their best.
Evila xyeetilee for journalists and background support comes from Tero and Sepo who whip up the spears into the opponent's neck.

Kankkunen - Räikkönen - Häkkinen
Kummola - Suhonen

In the third column, the keyword is at a pace. The only idea is not to be able to rotate, but to rotate around the field at such a speed,
that the opponent does not stay behind. Provides an important rest time for the first two chains and tiring opponents.
A pair of packs Ape drinks red wine and ponders philosophically and Kale raises prices.

Halme - Tauski - Halla-aho

The four-field is, as you might guess, a huge track that is based on a tough physical game.
Especially Halme and Tauski are in a level physical game that fears their opponents. The atmosphere of horror is a key word.
The champion again argues the opponents with tricky facts, so the opponent in the foursome does not shy away from physical or mental violence.

The goalkeeper is Pasi Nurminen, who drinks liquor and drives the bus to the ice stadium wall.

>saturday night watching a glorified friendly match
God I'm so fucking lonely

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>Ciccio Caputo serie A goal this season with Empoli 13
>m*ise k*an serie A goal this seasom with Juventus 2
and ofc the negro got drafted Italy is so fucking doomed doomed, truly a shame that Italians athlete were overtaken by a random lil nigger

why don't you just invite your friends over to watch it with you, bro?

*dives from the stand*

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And horny too?

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I like being alone. Nothing better than watching footy in a comfy bed.

FORZA FINLANDIA

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Veni vidi vici vittu :D

LIPUT SALKOON

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3 people whatsapped me asking to hang out tonight, but I can't even bring myself to open the messages so they can see I saw it. And I feel like they're just asking me out of pity and I don't want that so I end up alone and lonely and making it worse every week

Veni vici vidi in vittu :DD

should be a good one

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Just watch meme footy with us

Why our fans look so inbred?

1-1
Pukki '24 immobile '80

SPOT THE THOT

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selective bias
only the inbred retards would follow this team

Get a qt girlfren

post stream


or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

Based cameraman knocking the ball of the perch

youtube.com/watch?v=KoH40LYnIuY
:D
:DD
:DDD

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>inb4 it's 2-0 before 20 minute mark

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>Jewish referee

I find it deeply concerning that mediocre 5/10 slags become a hard 7 by putting glasses on and nothing else

the token black is not singing

We handsome ones are here on Yea Forums

dios mio what a chin

GRAZIE RAGAZZI

Can't even get the anthem right lads

My ex let me cum on her face while she was wearing glasses, best nut ever

he would if drake was playing

I have a story for you

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very problematic blackface

PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUTTI GLI ANGELI OGBONNA

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vipleague has it, link 4

I love Finland!

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Where's Lasagna

GOATIOLO when

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>Jorginho

Finland with the bus formation

What race/species/planet is this?

GRAZIE RAGAZZI MAMMS MIA FORZA ITALIA FORZA FERRARI GRAZIE TUTTI TIFOSI GRANDE MACHINA GRANDE ITALIA GRAZIE RAGAZZI TUTTI BELLA PASTA CARBONARA

>Bernard Heskey
And he's back to normal

slipideschi

And then they overtook the Mancini

Hedgehog defense

good luck binland

blessed post

Why is the stadium so quiet? someone tied everybody's hands?

looks liks this finnish slut (i don't have pics of her face but she looks like that)

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>only 3 wins in the last 13 games
OH NO NO NO

>tfw no finnish bf
Why even live.

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Did she sit down on some mämmipizza?

so, have Italy fixed their stiker problem yet?

wtf we are losing

We have a fucking nigger on our team.

I feel you.

he's a pacy one so it's ok

dat pass from bernardeschi

Granlund is HORRIBLE

no and winning this game 1-0 won't fix it either

Where is Balotelli?

>immobile
Obviously not. But we have a 36 yo boomer with more goals than cristiano ronaldo (with penalties than half the teams in serie a put together) so just wait

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>they think they can press Hradecky
lmao

i don't like how almost every team's kit is nike adidas or puma. italy wearing errea or kappa or macron would be comfy but it would mean it would be hard to find their stuff since italians seem to dislike international business

based

Binland losing the midfield battle :(

>implying that,hurt
Thus semen slurping sport just isn't for me.

literally just put anyone else (except for sumusalo what the fuck kanerva) in Granlund's place, he just doesn't belong to this level

fuck

and finland loses again

BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA BARELLA

FUGGG :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

get a job you lazy bum

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fug :D

nice barella

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

should have just hoofed it to pukki

and of course it's a deflected shot from 20m just fucking kill me

Rooting for them but Binland is going to get destroyed.
Idk why Yea Forums thinks they are a good team just because they won our godawful Nations League group

Oh shit. :D

i hope we don't win by a landslide
binland is one of the few countries i actually like

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Mancini said he's playing well but isn't fit enough to get called back. He has 5 goals in 8 games in Ligue 1. Honestly I would rather play Balotelli with one leg than Immobile.

fug

>granlund

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epic

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3 - 0 at 45 mins
checkem

shid

What's 'Ciao Darwin'?

When can we start the negotiations

How can I get a finnish bf lads?

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I don't think that's a problem

>dat slip

Italian high culture.

Sparv come on

>losing to shitaly
finland please

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u say that, but one game in which italy doesn't win and balotelli doesn't score and i guarantee u will change ur mind

Based, same here. She had a dedicated pair with fake glass just for those purposes because her eye doc noticed her regular glasses had odd marks when she went for a checkup

She was a cunt of a gf but I miss some things.

this cross was fucking shit wtf

You don't wanna know

Kek

Lol those SUOMI chants :D

wtf is the crowd chanting? glory?

>they overcame hungry, greece and estonia

*comes on*

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wait, is this /hoc/?

when your best players are the striker and keeper the only solution is hoofball

>chanting "Udine"
What's their problem

wait did the commentator just mention FM

I think I do

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No. Balotelli is the most talented Italian player by some distance. He could have been one of the best players in the world if he actually took it seriously. Immobile is fucking garbage, would rather play with 10 men than have him on the field to lose the ball on every counter attack

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Not when the striker is 178cm

a beacon of culture only rivaled by dante's commedia

Polentoni scum.

yes, let's wait to be 40yo to have kids. o wait, you get sterile by that age

why are binland playing a fucking nigger in their midfield D:

It's a goldmine for reaction images apparently

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>Lod

>Lod

>bullying funland
I thought italians were bros

I think he tried to but either wasn't sure he could name the product or didn't know what it was
my guess is he has a son that talks about this stuff and he's trying to sound cool to zoomers

I think we can still pull cheeky 1-1 tie

>He could have been one of the best players in the world if he actually took it seriously
that's not a defect to say when a player is 20. balotelli is almost 30 though and it still applies.

It's not worth it user

He's unironically our third best player

because he is good and our 3 best midfielders are either injured or temporarily retired from the national team because they keep getting injured

...really? all he did is lose the ball so far.

rate mancini's haircut lads

maybe because they're playing in udine?

Based Stretcher removing niggers

>and they do have this man, Jorginho!
OH NO NO NO

10/10 gigachad

I just googled it and he has a very high current ability/potential ability so probably

>tf
>tp
Also it was pretty funny when he was the only player for either team not to sing the anthem

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>commentators sucking off Jorginho again
lmao

should be a red

>...really?
No.

What a fucking shitter Lod :DD

Italybros, are you currently better than >us?

vittu lod

Yikes @ this finishing

He moved to England when he was 12. He doesn't even give interviews in Finnish.

>bongistan
>civilized
theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/mar/09/british-somalis-send-sons-abroad-to-protect-against-knife-crime

>Lod

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Literally no one. Euro 2020 is ours.

>lod
fuck off

that's what happens when u play in the epl

No way

he was the one who created that chance before blasting it into the crowd though

if finland weren't a goal down this game would be level

I used to go to the same elementary school with him. Back then his nae was Glen Johnson.

thanks mr. owen

i think >we might actually be almost back

>i think >we might actually be almost back
u can't say that until and unless italy scores 3 goals in the same game

cheers, geoff

big if true

refpuck

Imagine being this vulnerable to media shilling

What kind of Italian name is Moise Kean?

my favorite italian player desu

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k*an did not sing the anthem, that's normal by the way since he is not Italian

>implying 1-0 isn't the surest sign of being a great team

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the epitome of trash television.
2 opposite groups of people challenge each other to determine who wins the battle of evolution and what humanity will be like.
Will humanity be fat or slim? Intelligent or dumb? Black or white? Cultured or ignorant? Male or female? Shy or confident? Sexy or ugly? And so on.

italy remind me of germany

>3 goals
bruh, we won one of our wc after >we won 0 (zero) games and scored 2 (two) goals vs poland camerun and perù in the groups

*passes sideways*: the team

the current defense isn't a guaranteed clean sheet anymore tho so the offense has to step up

>you now know that the next Ciao Darwin episode will be "Juvefags vs. ABJs"
would watch if I still had a television/10

soccer would watchable if the game wouldn't be so fucking slow. Finland is playing and i'm barely staying awake.

How do we soccer great again?

i dont even watch tv lmao

Mancini looking good with the shorter hair

>How do we soccer great again?
kill sideways pass merchants

>hardrunning immobile
that's a bit like saying the player uses his legs to kick the ball

pleb

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Allow physical fouling

more dabbing ngubus

rolling subs

see

Mancini looks pretty /fa/

applying yourself

>Jorginho...points the way

who is his assistant? looks even more /fa/

like this
youtube.com/watch?v=gKMM52THeVs
just reduce the size of the pitch

yeah but he's no match for the Pioli brothers

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Åland unironically gets hundreds of millions of euros because they're Swedish speaking cunts.

I rather pay my 51% income tax(ebin :DDD) for the neets than for that shitty island.

We need our pacy mulatto Soiri on the field

reminds me of Loew and his gay assistant in 2010

Remove offside rules
Introduce point based scoring that rewards kino shots outside of the box
Allow for more subs so that players stay fresh
Penalize passing back to the gk

checked

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but i dont feel like other nts are that good.
france won a wc by just turtling and running real fast ffs

go binland

>Verratti shooting
!

>i had to fucking google who piccini was
>Jorgino and verrati, people that if the wind blows slightly will fly away, as the only real midfielders
>Quagliarella, mr i can't play a single decent game with the national is our secret weapon

man we really are shit. Mancini has always been a mediocre coach, first major team we play against they will melt us away

Offside makes the game more open and dynamic though

FUCK italia

also rate

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>tfw finnish commentators cum everytime a Finn does something with the ball

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>ow referee my arm hurt referee blis :^(
Why do meds do this?

the only good thing about this game is hradecky's distribution

that's basketball

Dutch media is the same with Frenkie de Jong

maybe they just have sensitive balls

Barella is the Milanese for cocaine, the more you know.

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vittu vittu vittu gbsdgsfgsdgh

NYT VITTU LOD

most national team coverge is like that. rai has homers too.

You are completely right

>bernardeschi

can some m*lanese confirm on this?

(You)

>bernard heskey

(((Grinfeld)))

Piccini fucking sucks wtf

>(You)
???

>immobile
What a shit striker

At least you're an historically irrelevant team. Imagine listening to commentators getting excited when the likes of Bernardeschi or immobile get the ball and pretending passing the ball to each other 40 meters from the box means playing well

Hradecky passed the ball straight into an Italian

oh, my stream must have buffered when that happened

"sparv" sounds like a way to describe a disappointing ejaculation

based ref

>bernard hesky thinks this is juve

get fucked

ERA PENAL

Yes, most Swedish words sound like that

that's what happens when you start littering your league with third worlders and cheap brainlets brought in by greedy agents, noone gives a flying fuck about growing domestic talent

Literally means Sparrow in Swedish

Wtf just realized crossing machine Candreva is not even on the bench

>forgets the striped Black and white shirt
>dives
>complains

It's when you shoot ash from your benis

get up you slimey med

the problem with finland is that they always try to walk it in

coglione sono milanese

clear penalty desu

based ref

Kill yourself

Fiorentina dna

This is shit, even by training game standards. The current game is much better.

if he gets a daughter she should be named Varpu

Don't be mean, please.

is bernadeschi a brainlet?

lads I'm starting to think we overrated binland's chances

the problem with Finland is that we don't dive nearly enough and play too physical football which allows slimy meds and other scum to get fouls called for them

good thing Yea Forums let you know in which city everyone lives

457th for *dives*

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>fin-ball
Amateur players who panic when they get the ball

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he was more than capable to keep going, he just tried to get the penalty. I guess he is at least better than Chiesa, but that's it

fak off m8, this is going to plan

let shitaly get comfortable and then stab them in their pasta eating faces

looks pretty good desu

soiri will equalize at 80

Chiesa is good

.

because we concede one deflected long shot against italy away?

minchia vieni a quarto che ti sfascio meridionale figlio di puttana

he is, but he is also an amazing diver

t. Alban LAfont

We are doing pretty good.

>it's not us, it's them

You are literally what's wrong with Finnish sports commentary

2bh I know someone who looks a lot like him and is a complete brainlet, so I have a hard time thinking otherwise

Can't argue against these digits

ZANIOLO IN

>ciruzzo onesto ragazzo del fuorigioco

classico brainlet m*lanese triggherato. non sono neanche meridionale pensa un po'

That ball is a fucking Supertele

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>he doesn't like pinball football

Pretty /fa/ggot you mean

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meme equalizer in the 2nd half lads

Pls based Finns, injure Chiellini and Bonucci.

Litmanen's lads Ajax need all the help they can get in the CL

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Would a brainlet dress like this? (yes)

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no, because most of the team has the touch of a rapist in possession

/fa/ as fuck

I am not watching, are we /spezzando le reni/ of FInalnd?

Immobile? more like immobile

always seemed a tad queer to me

Only if you Ajax finds and develops new Litmanen

diving and barely playing within the rules is a part of the game, retard

What stadium are they playing in?

It's too small to be Juventus', but at the same time it's a 1st world looking one which is rare in Italy, so?

Udine

Ahahah voi del nord che credete di vivere nel "ghetto" mi fate scompisciare. Fatti un giro a catania o palermo nei quartieri veri e poi fidati che rivaluterai di molto la tua zona

>rossi and that 80yo slag praising Kean
There's no way out, is there?

Based Ajax lad

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Udinese's, it was funded entirely by the Alexis Sanchez transfer to Barça

literally the only other 1st world stadium (udine)

Yep, I'm thinking spaghetti Bolognese

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>muh moral victories

kys

can some m*lanese confirm on this?

Good thing Dopeway is losing to Spain also.

mämmipizza desu

Spinazzola should get in

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

we need piatek in front

Mapei stadium is better

Jesus Christ why can’t you niggers cheer for Italy for once instead of obsessing over Kean and Bernardeschi? I’m surprised no one complained about Bonucci yet

???
it's literally a part of the game just like positioning or dribbling and only a select few finnish players are good at it

>s-stop insulting ngubu!
shut up niggerlover

what's the problem Luigi?

ma sarai un giargiana bergamasco dei miel coglioni o un firenzuolo da quattro soldi, succhiamelo

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>bosnia and greece also leading

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Wasn't Moisander enough?

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I am so drunk and miserable. I need some company in my life. Why can't our goverment provide me a gf?

>france

is this a joke?

youtu.be/aTyYZj5e73U?t=119

You'll get a gf when Roma gets their stadium

vai a troie

no grazie, non sono frocio come te

are you dumb?

HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

those Finnish cuties on viaplay stream. Any finn got the screenshot?

Voglio un'italiana.

New bread when

was always mediocre in the national team and as soon as he starts playing like a top tier Bundesliga CB he retires from the national team

Why do all Italian stadiums have that glass in front of the stands?

binland slags

...

>"why aren't you pretending the team is playing well?"
Fuck off
The problem is that he's shit and absolutely not ready for the NT but everyone's slurping his cock because they're too scared to be called racist

NEW: NEW: NEW: NEW:

they are all blacked

to stop subhuman ultras from chimping out

Oof.

Bernardeschi is a giraffe

are you french?

Give me a spanish gf.

Sevens at best.

it's called a freedom barrier

is this a meme or real?

I ain't click that shit nigger
Sese brutto ricchionazzo genoano

non sono quello che cerca uomini che glielo succhino su una tavola per agricoltori di riso cambodiani

Babbone di minchia