/cric/ - IPL edition

Chennai Super Kings vs. Royal Challengers Bangalore

GET
FUCKIN
HYPE

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wait, people itt aren't ACTUALLY excited about the ipl are they, if so yikes
I'll be watching two or three matches ironically

>the incel baldy zachy

So fucking based.

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not an incel

meant for the fat cunt

>denies being an incel
>doesn't deny being a baldy
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Sure is incel in here.

>the incel premier league

bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/47668026

>The BBC has signed a two-year deal to broadcast ball-by-ball commentary of the Indian Premier League.
They are losing actual, factual England test tours to commercial radio but at least they have LE TIKKA TROUBLE LEAGUE xDdddddd
Pathetic

>england test cricket
imagine that actually being relevant

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like literally when was the last time anyone actually gave a fuck about england?

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kek

>Incels are members of an online subculture[1][2] who define themselves as unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one, a state they describe as inceldom.[3] Self-identified incels are largely white and are almost exclusively male heterosexuals
oh nonononononononononononononon

>Indian Poomier League

based niggerBro

which team should I bandwagon?

need a non-urinary stream

RCB or RR

Ah right. I stand corrected on Zachy then mate.

provide me a non-urinary stream por favor

kochi tuskers revival when?

B A S E D

>fucking mallu in gulf
memes never lie

poda patti
x

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a bit rude
but jk ngl bla x

the gulf is basically 100% mallu

'ate mallus

'ate banggis* x

*not really

>banggis
you mean bhangi as in dalit?

Why are there so many malliggers in the gulf?

uff..just kidding ffs x

jobs and money, man
simple as that

Do they still stream the IPL on YouTube?

>there are indians in sweden too
grim

watch.crichd.xyz/willow-cricket-live-stream

Just got (you)’d by a dalit lads

wtf

>tfw went to uni with a lad called Balmiki
He was from Windies. I never had the heart to give him shit for it.

shaddap sebbo x

Nah I'm Swedish, used to watch the IPL with Indians when I started university back in 2013, those were the good old days

why is /cric/ so consistently shit? hav things always been this way

Ha ha, USA Cricket are based!

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>started uni in 2013
Holy fuck how much of a zoomer can you be?

nah just when ameriturds arrived

why didn't you go to ubc, Canada

B A S E D
A
S
E
D
please watch our sport swedeGOD

stop being pathetic bro
ingrid will never take your seed

>the dalits are raging at each other
>neither can afford to go to a real uni in a real country
>neither will ever see a white woman’s vagina

Lots going on here...lots of negativity that is

>let'sgoboys.webm.tar.bz2.gz.zip.arj.ace.7z

BASED swedeGOD.
Please support >us ( RCB)

Redpill me on Hotstar, lads. Not liking not using Willow.

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((((Murdoch)))

Um we say “redball” in /cric/ mate. Hit aus/pol/ lingo for six.

Shitty app can't cast to Apple TV in background. Wtf is this incompetent lazy programming.

Can someone post all the known Baldy B pics?

>aakash chopra: i'm sensing one more wicket
>poeen out next ball

BASED INTENTIONALLY PREARRANGED LEAGUE

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wait what lol kohli is gone already?

Being honest don't remember a single game of IPL from last year. Now I know I saw few.

Love harbajhan
Love AB

Why’s faf not playing he’s in my fantasy team :(

fish and chips bulgaria edition

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csk only played 3 overseas

>tahir sparing his countryman

How can you drop that cunt

what’s the link to ‘’’’our’’’ Ipl league

>in the air next ball
>jadeja takes catch
meme villiers

Bulgarian food is the king of Slavic cuisine

Unironically looks like it'd be called fush and chups. Yuck/10.

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I’m top :)

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sorry it’s not from Taco Bell you fat wanker

Hetmyer is brainless

>state of rcb

Kek I picked him

taco bell doesn't serve fish and chips what are you on about?

Channeling the spirit of inzamam ul haq

you would know

happy paki dog day /cric/

get out

overrated movie

didnt watch
im not not white

>page 6

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oops your bump didn't work!

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and you’re an overated person get it over ATE ed LOL

gottem

top lel

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he liked that

>autosage during a match
grim

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oh nononono

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Rcb more like arse cb cos they’re fucking shit

JUST

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>70
utterly poothetic

kek

*farts
*leaves*

>70
literally sub-england tier
honestly it's fucking sussex-tier

keep on accidentally calling the photocopier a printer at work and my boss finds it weird. Idk a photocopier does technically print stuff and photocopier is just a mouthful deal with it

I have something similar with a storage area that’s out the back and I call it “the garden” and everyone thinks that’s weird

it's not an all in one photocopier/scanner/printer/fax machine?

just call it a xerox if you can't handle polysyllabic words

nah, and that’s a good point, it often is the same thing in one

Ah, yes. The autosage.

*dabs*

nigeria ascending

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>What an anti-climactic first innings from RCB.

>Kohli dismissed having faced only 12 balls
Imagine if Dhoni doesn't even bat. What a fucking lie the commercial for this match would end up being.

Just bumped into the #peoplesmarch on my way to work lads

it's saturday

>pootson

literally tell me about Nigerian cricket

kino match tbeh, shame people are missing it

>British Empire

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What happened to IITbro, don't see him anymore?

He had a meltdown after someone else namefagged as IITbro and declared the IITbro name retired.

he was posting like 2 days ago

Yea that was great.

don't worry i'm back boys

Hello

holy kek, it really looks like we won't see dhoni bat today.

didn't he retire from international cricket so that he is fit to play IPL

gud mornings budys

>le faggotBRO
cringe desu

It's 22:30

show vagena

t. to dumb to crack JEE

>IPL on
>dalit slapfight in /cric/
fucking embarrassments itt

>less than 5 minutes later
Guess we'll be seeing Dhoni bat after all!

Oh wait, they sent out Jadhav? My god. This could play out hilariously after all.

I myself am cringIITian lad, that's I hate them

Imagine going to IIT instead of Stanford, MIT, Berkeley, Caltech, UIUC, Purdue, Michigan, Georgia Tech, Carnegie-Mellon, or Cornell.

shut up you fat wanker

Imagine working in Plovdiv for a non-living wage instead of working in London, Stockholm, Paris, Rome, Berlin, New York, or Hong Kong for a good wage.

>Kohli out for six
>Dhoni doesn't even bat
Yes, this advert was entirely justified: youtu.be/jSyPJVeH8Ps

you live in Tuscon

Who on earth do they give MotM for a shitshow like this? Imran Tahir?

working on Saturday makes me depressed

was in a great mood yesterday but have a miserable bastard all day today what is this early bi polar or someThing haha

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5734544/

thanks blubbo but i honestly don’t think dht inhibitors have had any psychological affect on me. I’ve always been a pretty emotional guy . Trust me I do wonder if they have done sometimes but I really don’t think so, I’m a fairly normal dude ultimately anyway

Should look into the post-finasteride syndrome anyway mate. Worried for you if this is what your life is like. All memeing aside, you're a good contributor to these threads and your absence would be unfortunate.

Indian Elections in April-May
then the World cup in May-June

It's gonna be a memefest in this nation

I know about all that stuff but it’s all anecdotal.Scientific studies prove it’s a well tolerated drug. and I just never felt any change physical or mental with fin

>any physical change
well, except scalp itch went anyway and my hair stopped falling out haha

>worried for you if this is what your life is like
literally what is wrong with feeling good one day and not feeling so good the next

Nigeria rising

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>they doubted Based Boomer Dhoni

Can’t wait till we lift the IPL cup again

>we
where do you bat in the CSK team buddy?

got a pretty sexy body right now desu

chatting to a medical student on the ol’ ‘der , chubby but I might shag her anyway because I’m an absolute slut desu

can someone explain to me how this criminal is not in jail

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