/hoc/

Antishorking :O

>91633220
faggot alert. my gaydar is going off

>/hoc/

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Which rink has the worst skaters?
>Bell Centre (Montreal) - 29.6 procents
>Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 20.4 procents
>Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 11.4 procents
>Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 8.5 procents
>T-Mobile Arena (Las Vegas) - 4.8 procents

>Which rink has the best skaters?
>BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8 procents
>Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7 procents
>Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7 procents
>Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6 procents
>PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9 procents

This is the thread. Don't use mine please

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apologize to finland, they don't deserve this

*puts stack of quarters on the rail
Who wants?

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was considering a cheeky post or two

this is the thread. fuck the frogposters one

Only as long you as you've got Fagby in net

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sharks have one of the ugliest teams in the league

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>rasg

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good post lanny

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ahem..... Rags

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MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

WE WASHED OURSELVES IN FINNISH BLOOD, AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO

WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE /HOC/ MACHINE PULJ BY PULJ BY PULJ

THE SWEDE MAN MARCHES ON

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>

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>saying this when the pongs exist

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was this the facebook feed of chambers?

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brodeur is reddit

lads my (You) supply is depleted. cant give any (You)s out until i get a few more. sorry in advance

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sorry bud, no handouts. you'll have to get some (You)s the old fashioned way

here you go lad
got a bunch earlier from drumpf incels

I got you. I have a warehouse full of em.

(You)

I’m fucking blitzed lads.
Let’s go SHORKS

Are (You)s like upvotes? I'm new here.

Pic related. My Swedish Wife.

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hottest nhl network girl? i say preggo hersch

what are >we doing?

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preparing your fanbase for a first round exit. better to let them down easily.

Jackie redmond got fired from sportsnet because she got caught banging josh donaldson

>d3ll

Shorking, what else

weird moan webm from sharks/ducks game

thank you BASED ducks

Shorking early so it's less of a let down later

Aka 4D chess

>crapitals lost to the mild
>at home
Lmao what

After an incredible 50-point season Marie-Philip Poulin was the star of the 2019 CWHL Awards Show, collecting 3 awards including the Angela James Bowl for her outstanding performance (23 G, 27 A). She was also recognized for her leadership and performance this year, winning the CWHL MVP as voted by the coaches and staff and the Jayna Hefford Trophy as voted by her peers. The Jayna Hefford Trophy was presented in partnership with the NHLPA by Karell Emard and Maria Dennis

caps are paper tigers that can’t beat good teams

hahaha @ shorks

holy shit

>braun scoring u wot

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNER

I got a shootout kind of feeling...

ducks are shorking. they're dorking

NHL Alumni Glen Healy, Nik Antropov and Pat Flatley presented Calgary Inferno netminder Alex Rigsby with the Goaltender of the Year award after she put up an incredible season in her Rookie year with the CWHL (14-2-1). Rigsby finished the season with a 2.04 GAA and 0.916 save percentage. Les Canadiennes defenceman Erin Ambrose was awarded Defenceman of the Year by Cheryl Pounder and Tessa Bonhomme. Ambrose had a career season 24 points (6 G, 18 A) leading all defenceman in points.

how many dudes have shot out into your wife this week m8?

Whats the bonus pay for CWHL and NWHL award winners? An extra hotdog? An extra bus ticket?

you get a few seconds of camera time in their next commercial

>shorks OT
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

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bragging rights among teammates

They televise games? (on real TV, not periscope)

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no just their next twitter promo

>shorks

5 FUCKING GAMES IN A ROW DOWN THE SHITTER

Just me, as always
>shorks

Sportsnet gets paid by the CWHL to televise a few games every year. A few regular season games, the allstar game and the Clarkson Cup. I prefer streaming them over the internet myself. No t.v timeouts that way and the games go by faster.

absolute state of /hoc/ threads

>shorks

>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS

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Clarkson Cup will be televised in both Canada and the US on Sportsnet and NHL Network

I NEED MY NUMBERS SHANNON

so Flames are virtually guaranteed first in the west now

>strategically underutilize your best players
>save the majority of your team's strength for the playoffs
>set up a bunch of tense comeback and OT scenarios that challenge your players to perform under pressure and elevate their game
>frustrate your players by having the team not do as well as they know they can, lighting their competitive fire just in time for the most important time of the year
You guys might not realize it, but the Shorks are playing 18-dimensional hnefatafl right now. The rest of the West should be nervous as fuck right now.

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I prefer the better production and commentary. If it means a few more breaks then fine

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>paying a broadcaster
>paying a broadcaster more than you pay any players in hopes someone will spend Saturday afternoon watching your championship game

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BASED ANALYSIS LAD

Minnesota what are you doing?

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>Karlsson comes back more rested than he's ever been and just starts rifling shots from the blue line

If the games were on TSN it would be good but Sportsnet is so meh in how they do things. TSN goes full out for world championships and world juniors

Its the most wonderful time of the year: Playoff scramble

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Bullying the puppers and ruining their own long-overdue, desperately-needed tank at the same time.

stoked for the 3peat

All of YouTube appears to be down, lads.

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Lads, why do >we always lose a handful of games near the end of the season?

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...

yep, and the knights can pin the final nail in the first round coffin if they can overtake home ice from the sharks

They basically have it anyway. All of California is just a suburb of Vegas.

why the fuck are the knights back again. gary I dont like repeats

>*bobbles his head as he gives you an answer that sounds like it's substantive and fair even though it really doesn't answer anything*

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most accurate description of gary i've ever read.

he's mastered the art of saying a lot of absolutely nothing.

also, why does his head bobble?

>tfw >my team is eliminated from contention so I can sit back and watch the chaos

My wife's coworker plays hockey and she sometimes goes to watch him play. He introduced me to hockey. Now I'm hoping that the Golden Knights do well this year!

based knights cuckposting

Did all the sens fan of /hoc/ kill themselves?

i'm gonna do it lads

they keep trying but this world is actually their hell and they can't die

no I think they still post unlike perds fans lol

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SHANNON WTF!!!

>perds fans
where tf did they all go? it's not like the preds aren't a playoff team anymore or some shit.

they're probably sharks fans now.

It's back up, lads.

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medical condition?

SHANNON SAYS KILL THE JEWS?

they'll come back just in time for ploff /hoc/

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So >we're playing the Golden Globes, huh?

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Will Tampa stop Vegas?

and they get home ice :)

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No they'll choke and their fans are a bunch of faggots

>Tampa
Don't make me laugh.
They won't even see the SCF for another twenty years.

damn, deboer just buried del and jones

what'd he say m8

also, it's up
youtube.com/watch?v=KlevwtoYTZI

So who should be coach of the year?

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The smell of my farts could be confused with an al-Qaeda terrorist attack in 2004

"can't win in this league with a 8 or 900 save%"

Is there gonna be a umd / stcloud state game thread tomorrow? Should be a good one

He's right. Hopefully he talks some sense into the boys before the first round starts.

Its gonna happen

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probably trotz

grim

based
i've been thinking knights/bruins for weeks too. i like this exact bracket, though im not sure what i think about the preds/jets winner yet desu.

im guessing your favorite color is yellow

he's a ducks fan, his favorite color is orange

No it's actually red

trash bracket

>sharks have lost 5 of 9 games without simek in the lineup
where were you when the shark's best defender revealed himself

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Pretty based that the >shorks have the most unique color scheme out of the entire league.
Other teams are just blue, yellow, red, green...

thinking about taking a sneak peak of /r/hockey

> implying oilers don't meme their way into the playoffs

Honestly I went with preds over jets because the jests havent really impressed me at all this year. They seem significantly weaker than last. That I I think the preds get revenge for last year then crash into reality against Vegas. Other than that it's simply
>vegas is the only team not dropping spaghetti at the end of the year
>shorks shork
>tampa beats their easy opponent but chokes to Boston
>pens go farther than they really should and lose to Boston in the ECF
>laffs
>canes beat isles but aren't contender level yet
Dont come back

have you lads seen this tim and sid bit about the twitter profile that is probably eugene melnyk, or someone in his entourage?

twitter.com/timandsid/status/1109216157800656896

i'm back

based and ploffpilled
also >flakes

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People won't want to hear it, but it's pretty much down to either Barry Trotz or Rod Brind'Amour.

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Peters?

who?

cooper

mr kinetico?

They usually name three finalists. I could see his name in there as the third name, but I can't see him winning it for whatever reason.
It's hard to explain, but the Flames' success just feels like it's more down to their roster than due to his coaching.

swedes are the curling overlords.

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I'm going to punch myself in the head until I forget the last quarter of the season

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Thinking about first round playoff threads

Don’t do it Ted.

Hello and good morning lads

How was hockey tonight?

With the Islanders and the Hurricanes, I feel like you can point to a specific coaching plan that has led to their success this year.
With New York, get the first goal and then play stifling defense to limit the other team's chances (and have great goaltending take care of the rest) so that they can just sit on the lead.
With Carolina, hard forchecking until they get the puck and then constant cycling back to the point to maintain offensive zone time and wear down the other team's defense.

Maybe I just haven't seen enough Calgary games this season, but what's Peters's coaching plan? Have the team nap for the first two periods and then use their stars to casually BTFO the other team in the 3rd?

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is there anything more comforting than the shorks shorking?

>Have the team nap for the first two periods and then use their stars to casually BTFO the other team in the 3rd?
wew this pretty much nails it.

haha, if Jack Maxwell is a real person than i'm Slappy McGirk

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imagine playing for florida

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If Jack Maxwell is a real person, then I'm Yeet Dabbington from Swagsfordshire.

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William Karlsson took the golden knights to the Stanley Cup final and had an incredible season, but only got a 1 year contract totaling 5.25 million. Mark Stone never won a fucking thing, plays a less important position, and got a contract totaling nearly 100 million fucking dollars. Vegas will never win anything again and their first year will be their peak because of this stupid shit.

How retarded is that shit? It kind of legitimately pisses me off.

they seem him as a top player for a long time, it's a bet (get it?)

Okay we got John from Santa Clara on the line. John, what are your thoughts on the Sharks as of recently?

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>jack maxwell shilling the hexagon suite
based

>*sneaks a coca-cola with the label peeled off, thinking that his wife won't realize what it is*

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>mark stone
When the fuck did this guy ever get to be an actual player people talk about.

>the hexagon suite, where you can watch brady tkachuk play for 5 years before they don't pay him

not sure if this is a reddit post, or you're retarded m8, but vegas went through their worst losing period of their short existence before acquiring stone.

since then, they're 10-1 or some shit

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I don't get it

He played in Canada and used a stupid short blade like that faggit Adam Oates

top 20 for scoring but +/- is negative

actually i just realized stamkos is a -1, how nuts is that? 40 powerplay points

>Stamkos -1
?

The Karlsson contract was before the losing streak so you might legitimately be retarded for posting this

Oates was based. He was the best player from my college. The only two other notable players we had were Joe Juneau and Darren Puppa.

>RPI
You're legitimately retarded.

karlsson also hasn't scored even half as many goals as last year faggot don't @ me again.

On a date lads

shoot us a sneaky pic of him m8

Will try

whats his name?

this season hadn't even begun when he signed that contract you literal retard

looks like the vegas management has good foresight

>Giordano has 4 short handed goals on the season
Okay that's pretty impressive.

Imagine finally landing a date with someone, and then covertly using your phone to shitpost on /hoc/ in the middle of your date.

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Yeah foresight for attracting retardd

How many shannons do you have

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjYk-fle1o

t. Shannon

Just checked. Apparently I only have 31.
But he's a reaction image goldmine. Every time I pause one of his videos, he's making a new, utterly incredible face. So my collection just keeps growing.

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good news lads.
youtube.com/watch?v=P9FcwOpMJYU

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RINSE CYCLE BRRRRRBRBRRBRBRRRRRR

get help

OH NONONO NOT AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

WASHING MACHINE-NE-NE-NE-NEEEEE

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>pause video
>take a screenshot
>crop it
>save it
>use it on /hoc/ later for a bit of simple funposting

>get help

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It's up

youtube.com/watch?v=2lZzieQVD6w

why is there always a booming echo

for >my team
brent picked engelland
that faggot neil picked karlsson. he'd probably get along with the other faggot karlsson cuck from this thread.

>94-2 in this cosco cup
grim score

I'LL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP

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when does the exciting part happen?

You can understand the gist of literally every sport by watching it for 5 minutes but the more I watch cr*cket the less I understand it

BOLAY BOLAY BOLAY BOLAY BOLAY!!!

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>....h-hello-o-o

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Damn, that's a pretty good one.

/cric/ is autosaged again lads

S

Another successful night.

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ha ha this is clever and relevant

has anyone done a reverse storm surge after beating the relocanes in their own barn?

Pardon me, friend. You seem to have misspelled their name. It's "Hurricanes."

yeah some former canes player clapped mockingly at the fans after they won

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thinking about rph

>tfw he was my favourite player
i miss you lindy

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Flames? Can't stand 'em. Quite likely have the least likeable roster, top to bottom when considering whingey Johnny, sad sack Mony, Bennett, cheap shot artist Backlund, and the scab Tkachuk.

But you have to give 'em credit for the way they've gelled this year. Have watched a few games - cheering for their opponent loudly each time - and they look fast and skilled. If they can get some goaltending, why not?

I'll be pulling for each of their 4 opponents if they roll the whole way through, but must be good for their fans.

Just bein' real.

But what about hockey?

I don't miss anyone who didn't want to stay.

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Real Shannon Hours

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that's everyone

fuck off, shannon is a least coast meme

oh no no no

real phren hours

for me, it's miracle on ice (the motion picture)

had a non hockey thought earlier today but an user told me to tell you guys at rph but I've since forgotten what that thought was

GO TEAM GO!

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>Powerplay starts
>COME ON GUYS SHOOT THE PUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING COME ON

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youtube.com/watch?v=4RZwVy1RMr4

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BASED

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>mad
>at a stat nerd

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Just dug a giant metropolitan division out of my nose

WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL WHEEL

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FUCKING RAG IT

HUSTLE HUSTLE

Just realized I know more about hockey than all of you combined

PATHETIC

watching some kino lads
youtube.com/watch?v=GpYGMIZ9Bow

DUDE

WEED

>stamkos is -1
i feel like this will be the reason the blots choke in the ecf. cap it

>now with more echo

NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T LET /cric/ SEE THIS

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saved this picture under the title "Sean and his lads", lad

me when i post in /cric/

night buds

Drunk and listening to albums from high school lads
All smiles

post one lad

youtu.be/Hw6N5zmSaGs

ryan?

Yes hello

harmesh?

You’re both wrong this is Ryan M not Ryan S

High school comfy
youtu.be/x3TRh1qRpGc

youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6Lkgs0kiU

lmao the absolute state of /cric/

youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

actually meant to post this one

youtube.com/watch?v=kRhdwKYnBMw

damn alb*rtans have shit taste

youtube.com/watch?v=gl5ak06X788

This one made me feel, spent weeks upon weeks with this girl >just friends because she >had a boyfriend

Literally nothing comfy about this ya blew it

nhl2004
youtube.com/watch?v=Ajq4Ek-jChA

comfy is subjective lad.

:/ Absolute classic teenage feels

feel like i wasted my youth lads

youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo

based

same

heavy feels

youtube.com/watch?v=byEtd4duXOo

jesus christ

i feel like i wasted my college years, but not my highschool years. i feel bad for anyone that didn't have a hs gf, those were magical moments

better not just keep wasting your life now too then

I dedicate this song to the snowbelt, Norway, Denmark, Sweden and Finland

youtu.be/NLPgz9K4D20

jack hughes wasnt even born yet when this song was released
youtube.com/watch?v=1V_xRb0x9aw

I’m the only boomer alive to remember this guy and this song is about hockey
youtu.be/Zpe7R_KgdVo

kek i was gonna post this. based

That entire record is based even his cover of waiting room which someone posted earlier

for me it's
youtube.com/watch?v=MxUhHQKZRGs

Is this Swedoswede or fennoswede?

It's Swedeoswede

Huomenta

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kinda liked it to be quite honest

Gomorron

thank you kind friend

what's your favorite royksopp song?

youtube.com/watch?v=tf_ieWnu-SE

is bob dylan /hoc/core

youtu.be/NAgha4UkBp8
I liked Graves era

never been a fan tbfwy, so I don't have one

liar, every swede listens to royksopp

can swedeanon reply to me

no this is a /jimcroce/ territory

you have stated that before in /hoc/. it's as false now as it was then

most likely

he sounds so good live
youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1_Do_fc

i like this one desu
youtube.com/watch?v=mbVpfmQv7qw

>50 min preview for saturdays games
based shannon autism

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>most likely

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well, you gotta start somewhere

and another one for good measure ;)

I wish you the best of luck on your quest

do finns even make music?

are you too onions for their deathmetal?

for me it's estonian music
youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6Mzvh3XCc

based and demilichpilled

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG FINN
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE FINLAND

TO JOIN THE BUST PARADE

>tfw only shit teams playing tonight

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all finnish metal I've heard was bad

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

so you can relate?

huomenta

morning's

give me a (you), binlan

(me)

wtf

Just teasin' you, fren

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>sharks so good that they've decided to just stop winning

700 IQ team

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nice

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ARE YOU LISTENING WHOOOAAA OOOHHH OH
SING IT BACK WHOOOAAAA OOOHHH OH OH

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based finnish shitlord

Melnyk was right t b h

loving Sweden desu

where is his chair?

pay your debts you weasel

would snes fans prefer if the maple leafs disappeared or melnyk disappeared?

you have to be a masochist in order to cheer for the >shorks, right?

FUCK YOU DISGUSTING HAIRY LEG GORILLA NIGGER

just learned that typing shutdown -s -t XXXX (number of seconds, example 1800 for 30 mins) in cmd will start a shutdown timer on your computer, lads

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will this hack me

don't worry i already know where you live

post my location then

This is rather harsh, Sweden. Perhaps you can modify your comments like in such a manner as "Please consider fornicating with your own person you sometimes objectionable unshaven appendaged simian resembling negroid."

Thank you for your cooperation.

t. The /hoc/ staff social worker

>rags

Do any of you enjoy big dicks in your asshole?

somewhere around here
google.com/maps/@66.6256339,25.7998329,3a,46.8y,181.69h,83.53t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDEXFFDtzL6yEidohnuQcuw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Beautiful art right here

are any of you fat and gay and living in ohio?

Receptive anal sex in the form of a larger sized penis inserted into the anus can be a valuable experience for some and should not be considered objectionable especially among those of the Scandinavian or leaf persuasion.

t. The /hoc/ staff social worker

I just wanna apologize for bullying the canes beta. Yeah you're beta but you seem like a decent guy

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

Pleb.

youtube.com/watch?v=v2V-ftsPqV0

This type of emotionally considerate behavior will help build the sensitive numale soi community that I'm sure we all value in /hoc/.

t. The /hoc/ staff social worker

Daily reminder that THIS is your average Pedosota Mild fan

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What's the plan before the Jets game starts for you lads?
I'll be working out, counting up my empties (probably 40$ worth), then hitting the office for a couple hours.
Then settling in for the hockey, of course

Nobody fucking cares Sam

Shut UP faggot god DAMN

Which, if any, nhl stars are homosexual, and which are bottom?

Fuck you

>Stars
None, but all Pedosota Mild players are both gay and bottoms.

I listen to more hockey games on the radio than anyone else on this God forsaken board

I love bottom

>radio
I can afford a TV and a DVR so suck my nuts kid.

seguin/benn for sure

I have satellite with hundreds of channels. I prefer radio because I'm not a casual that needs to see what rthe players are doing to stay in the game

>a fuller experience is more casual than a lesser one

>uses radio
If you need to know what is going on in the game to keep up with hockey, you're casual. I just read the results the next day.

>timeout XXXX && shutdown -s
is what i use

t. Needs puck tracker for a "full experience"

The fuck is "puck tracker" and why are you rarted?

I listen to the radio on my headphones at the game, otherwise I wouldnt understand what’s happening

t. Bartman

*farts*

That's the most soi thing posted here

you have phones don't you?
i stream the game so i can listen to the broadcast while at the arena

Come join the /heem/ Whatsapp group for comfy MMA talks

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>chat.whatsapp.com/HBpPIaGJZpcFXeZe6r9k9I

>I go to restaurants to eat my homemade lunch

gays not welcome

Love Saturdays lads
Lots of hockey

>niggerpunch
No thanks, I'm not gay.

91638092

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Been thinking about elves lately

I know a bitch who did that, I fucked her after, I made her after embarrassing me at the restaurant

ELBOWS UP
SIDE TO SIDE

who will win the cup?
there's only one correct answer, you should be able to solve this.

Basedotes

me, and all you niggers are going to be jealous

>tf
>tp

laine aren't you dropping? pay attention to your game

One correct answer eh?

>Daily reminder that funding for national hockey development stops at the junior level in Scandinavia

I mean this is basic knowledge to anyone who isn't a complete plebian...

the haters are already lining up

>Subsidizing grown men that already earn millions playing the game is GOOD
Utterly fucking retarded

More like laining uo

MOTHER
TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO LIVE MY WAY

>Hockey Canada
>Utterly fucking retarded

I mean the Oilels are a clear indicator of that, most of the team management is involved at Hockey Canada.

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ

>tfw setting up community outreach initiative this morning and got to carry the Clarkson Cup
Players to be coming in soon, what do I say to Hilary Knight?

And Memecock has been involved too, and he's about to get humiliated again.

ask if you can rub her feet

Hi I'm a beta bitch with a foot fetish

Say 'Hi' extremely awkwardly, and give her a sweaty handshake

Who are you quoting

>Systembabbycock about to make a brutal first round exit

The best time of the year lad if I'm honest.

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she lives in my hometown
nice lady, tell her i say hi

Love Vasy

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God dammit, was ment for

huomenta

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Reported for spam and avatarfagging

Ax how much she bench bruh

Based

I’ll put in a good word for your janny application I my ban appeal, seething faggot.

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Lori worst im@. This is the truth

Bolts are no longer bros

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winning the regular season has gone straight to their heads

Has there ever been a shooting at an NHL game. Do you think there will be one in the near future? Do you think there will be one tomorrow at Rogers Arena?

hockey is for rich white folks so no

A-Are you implying something, Sven?

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Blackcocks finna get double dabbed this week end

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faggot weebs OUT

Based and hocpilled

just be yourself

Fuck you

is conan the barbarian /hoc/core

Wild will topple the Relocanes 3-1 with first goal in the 1st and the second and third in the third period.

got some hip pain

"No."

hungover today, lads

Less than an hour to the first game of the day lads!

Got a sore lower back and a pinched nerve in my right leg that leaves me in screaming pain and unable to stand up straight.
Shit's grim.

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Plus they're a bunch of thin skinned controlling bitches

>only SHIT early games tonight

Hang in there, lad.

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i don't get this shit if i stretch after workouts, just been lazy tho

Grow up

LET'S GO DEV-OLS

It seems I've gotten this just from a few months of bad posture while working at my computer. And it's been like this for almost two weeks now. Send help.

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They'll cavity search you for outside food.

Gotta take a shit but don't wanna get off the couch wat do

mom says i have to go to bed after 9'o'clock sports news end

Get up and go poo, you dumbass.

Don't tell me what to do

shit the couch

Listen to the radio feed online while you're in bed.

>wat do
>Don't tell me what to do

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radio is against my religion

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Based, I'm house sitting too

Stop posting this whore

>tfw haven't seen it or posted it in months

*house shitting

>Montréal players arrived, Hilary Knight didn't show
Hilary Knight confirmed for hating children from low income families

r8 pupper

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0/10
/hoc/ is a cat general.

what brand
looks like a portuguese water dog like obanga has

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fuck you

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...

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gotta do push/pull and core, which is the /hoc/ approved protocol

t. /hoc/ strength and conditioning coach

>brand
Kek. It's a goldendoodle

would you?

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newfags OUT

Thoughts on ss + gomad?

Wonder what his jersey budget looks like

he wants you to stop being poor and get central air

Central air didn't exist when this house was built. Also it isn't mine

no
maybe

never did gomad, but I'd do it with organic milk

SS is good, it's what I do, but very easy to get injured if you're a noob and don't know barbell or have chronic injuries

>Also it isn't mine
Is this couchshitter user?
Is that even your dog, then?

Only if there's crumbs in her second chin I can eat

>squatting every day
>only 1 set of posterior chain exercises per week
ITS SHIT and unbalanced

Yes and no
That's why I didn't say r8 my pupper

that's why you would need to stop being poor and get it installed. also house sitting is a poor person job so you're still poor and the dog is judging you for it

Ah.

>squatting doesnt train the posterior chain

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F U C K T H E n i g g e r K N I G H T S

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Normal people have these things called friends, and sometimes they ask you to do favors for them, like watch their house and dogs while they're out of town. I'd say you'll have some yourself some day, but that doesn't appear likely.

you're still poor user I'm just trying to get you to better yourself

Did he die taking that poopoo?

>le snarky I'm better than you post
It's all so tiresome.

mark from maryland is at it again

You’re a faggot

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You have been blessed by the spooky skeleton of point per game rookies. You have 3 minutes to reply to this post, or all your rookies will bust like puljujarvi.

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There's no time to waste, then.

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This is so true. Nevadafag here, the knights looked pretty bad at the start of the year but once stastny and pacioretty got healthy it was better, and since we have gotten stone our team is incredible. If fleury is healthy and has a hot run in the playoffs, >we could go deep again

>watching another mans house and dogs
this is next level cuckoldry

based

>Nevadafag here
why does he do this?

Nick from Nevada is really starting to get on my nerves now

You're an incel loser and should kill yourself for the benefit of your parents
Did you not see the fucking post I was responding to retard?

>huitsin nevada

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oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE SAID INCEL

I'M RUIIIIINED

>Did you not see the fucking post I was responding to retard?
I did, and you're still fucking tiresome.

>incel loser
>kill yourself
>"I'm super normal and well-adjusted but I type like an angry 12-year-old"

OH NO NO NO
HOW WILL user EVER RECOVER

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lets go boys, gotta get things goin out there. pucks deep, shots on goal, short shifts, and play a full 60 today

The most important thing is that >we've just gotta start on time. Gotta get to >our game before they get to theirs. Gotta dictate the play out there. That's how you win hockey games.

Are there actual sunbelters here? I thought it was just a meme.

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gotta get our D goin out there too

There are always sunbelters here.

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Yep. They've just gotta read the play and know when to jump in. But >we can't afford bad pinches.

I know right
they cant even skate yet they post in a hockey general.

new

If you do deadlift or powerclean every workout, that's 3 times per week

*clap,clap, clapclapclap*

500th for
>lefs

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